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Merry Christmas with Gremlins Edition
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>>216681177
kek
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I'll try that again - Any 2026 kinos you will see in theater?
>We Bury the Dead (Jan 2)
>28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Jan 16)
>Primate (Jan 9)
>Retvrn to Silent Hill (Jan 23)
>Iron Lung (Jan 30)
>The Strangers – Chapter 3 (Feb 6)
>Cold Storage (Feb 13)
>Whistle (Feb 6)
>Scream 7 (Feb 27)
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>>216681177
Based OP, fuck the faggot jannies and fuck 'preet
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it's probably not horror but anyone else find aliens to be scary by default
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFe6NRgoXCM
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>>216681336
Looks at least horror-adjacent
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>Silent Night, Bloody Night on the poster
>Night of the Dark Full Moon on trakt/letterboxd/tmdb
>Death House on most trackers
>Deathouse on YTS

jesus christ
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>>216681226
I'm interested to see how Iron Lung turned out, at least.
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>>216681456
All worth it for peak Mary Woronov imo
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>>216681490
I hate that he cast himself in it, but I guess we'll see
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>>216681659
Movie looks okay desu but the guy is an eyesore.
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I remember someone asking about Hotel Inferno 4. Necrostorm has apparently finished filming it, but are changing the name. Supposedly because they think it's higher quality. Also there's 2 more planned in the series.
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>>216681981
I didn’t enjoy any of the movies
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>>216681177
Children’s horror movie
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>>216682385
Why do I get the feeling you didn't watch any and can't write more than one sentence describing them.
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>>216681981
I just wanna know if adams curse will be on their streaming platform
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>>216682479
cuz he didn't. they're not masterpiece theater though
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>>216682479
What makes you say that?
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>>216682616
What makes you say that?
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Alright, Black Christmas, the original version. Over rated or not, I want to hear your opinions.
>the trailers spoils the most disturbing scene in the movie
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>>216682479
>>216682616
I did
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>>216681226
The Third Parent for me
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>216656181
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>>216681981
>>216682385
The movies are pretty garbage and I am not sure why they keep making them.
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>>216682719
So confirmed, you can't write even two sentences about 5 hours of films you supposedly watched.
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>>216682735
because you're obviously gurpreet. your autism smells worse than curry.
>>216682897
don't bother. it's like arguing with flat earthers. or a dog.
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>>216681177
I never thought of this as a horror movie, probably due to the chinkjew beauty, can I watch this with my 6 yo niece?
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>>216682931
I am not Gupreet. What the actual fuck?
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>>216682983
Nah six is too young, she'll be having nightmares about gremlins cooking in the microwave for years.
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>>216682983
put on ParaNorman, or Coraline
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>>216681981
This is Gupreet for sure. Only he would have such poor taste in films.
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>>216682931
Fuck it is. Can't discuss anything without spam. At least avoiding illiterates is the same filter.
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>>216683199
nevrostorm needs to bend the knee to the industry and get a bigger budget anyway. even a milly would go a long way
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>>216683199
Opinions you don’t like isn’t spam.
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>>216683272
It's hard to tell. All the rotoscoping tricks they use are their own visual style and don't need to change. Better and bigger sets and props, yes. That's the main issue with low budget films, they feel physically small.
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Post like these are spam>>216683360
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>>216683025
>>216683085
Thank you bros, she loves Coraline, I will have to find ParaNorman, it looks like fun.
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>>216683392
It's not spam just because it upsets you.
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Anon who rec'd Ripper: Letter from Hell as a stupid slasher, thanks that was perfect
I'll now watch Urban Legend again anyway
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Drinking milk right now
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>jannies delete posts calling out spam but leave the spam up
Lmao, selective laziness
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>>216683710
meal of champions
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>>216683713
What spam?
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>>216683767
You betcha
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>>216681226
Beast of War (shark film) is also coming in Jan.
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>>216683710
Based as fuck
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>>216683710
Adults that drink milk are cucks
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I really liked Kurosawa's Chime. Is Cloud good?
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>>216683710
When a 40+ year old man says he drinks milk, it is code for “i have a bull.”
>>216682762
I didn’t watch any trailers. Movie was good though.
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>>216684666
>>216684416
kill yourself pornsick freak
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milk horror
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>>216684416
>>216684666
Stop spamming
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>>216685120
This scares the 'preet
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will the munsters be the last rob zombie's flick? he's so old now
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>>216685276
This nigga scared
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Watch Wormtown
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>>216685509
This shit is awful. Avoid.
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>>216685580
It's a troll recommendation.
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>>216685310
Clint Eastwood directed his last film at 94.
Rob is still slamming in the back of his Dragula on tour.
>>216685509
Eat shit.
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Gremlins > Wormshit
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>>216685509
This movie was pretty good.
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>>216685802
If you're a gay redditor.
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>>216685802
Cringe samefag
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The Dawson's Creek theme coming on in Urban Legend will never cease to amuse me
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>>216685802
Yeah it was pretty good. Similar to Shelby Oaks.
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>>216685955
This is embarrassing, bro.
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>Wormtown
Lmao what tranny is recommending this shit?
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>>216685967
he has no concept of shame. street shitter psychology.
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>>216686040
Chuds lost
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>>216686040
It's a troll rec
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>>216685120
>squirts milk in your eyes
>puts jelly in your mouth
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>>216686040
>gnarly body horror
Count me in
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>>216686113
That explains it.
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>>216686040
luv me body horror simple as
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>>216686261
I bit the bullet one day and it's not worth it at all. Runtime is 99% ugly dyke drama.
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>>216686342
I enjoyed that movie but I will never admit it. I won’t let the libs win.
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>>216686370
>I enjoyed that movie
Jesus, please don't rec movies here then.
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Will you be taking your whole family on Christmas day to see the Christmas classic Anaconda starring Daniela Melchior?
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>>216681177
checked
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>>216686714
Gremlins and Gremlins 2 are pure /hor/core and /tv/core. Both 10/10 kinos.
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So cringe how the adult manchildren circlejerk each other
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>>216687032
What?
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>>216687032
>You mean a smelly mean little door-dashin straight-outta-brampton brown gremlin ridin the subway without his shoes on YES Indian Gremlin is IN THE MOVIE, NEXT!
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>>216683710
>>216685120
b a s e d
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>>216687436
Kek
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>>216681177
Good movie.
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>watchin some 'lins
>drinkin some 'ilk
Life is good.
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Remember to put all your money into canned food and shotguns.
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>Gremlins 3 is happening
>No Joe Dante

I got a bad feeling about this.
I know Chris Columbus wrote Gremlins 1 but Gremlins 2 is the GOAT and that was all Joe Dante.
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At some point I was recommended Bio Zombie here, loading it up.
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>>216687602
Dante was gonna do a Little Shop of Horrors remake (with a Halloween theme iirc) but that's seemingly over now that Corman's gone. Sad.
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So what happened to the last thread? I'm too lazy to check the archive.
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>>216687985
things got a little heated between grempreet and the genny so the janny said try again
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>>216687985
As the other anon said, 'preet was fighting with a bunch of people and got the whole thread nuked.
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>>216682795
>copypasta turned into a movie
interesting. guess people should be writing nosleep stories instead of scripts.
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Check out Eight Legged Freaks if you like movies like Gremlins and Critters
https://youtu.be/5rXoq2e-Ots?si=iVzgKQ4939s9-P_1
https://youtu.be/q52pbY_KISE?si=mM84SwF9E6X7mHHy
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>>216688257
I am on Team Preet. Fuck Gremlins fags.
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>>216688461
you are team preet
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Watched the ABCs of Death last night. What an awful piece of shit that was.
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>>216688461
Lol, I bet you are.
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>>216688357
this is one of those films I've half seen on tv when I was younger. there's so many of them but I'm getting to the point where whenever I watch them they're different than I remember.
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>>216681177
What happened to the last thread. I missed it completely.
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>>216688650
See
>>216688043
>>216688257
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>>216688670
I hope that idiot gets hit by a train
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>>216681177
It's funny that the idea of Critters scared me so much as a kid but they weren't much more scary than Gremlins. It was mainly the cover and imagining what the film was about.
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>>216681336
Finally he's going back to his sci fi roots
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>>216688461
Count me in too, brother.
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>>216688873
Ghoulies scared me as a kid too.
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>>216689294
Stop spamming.
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>>216688357
Kari Wuhrer and Scar Jo are both hot in it.
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And now a cup of milk before sleep, so nice
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Did anyone here see It Ends?
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>>216689451
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>>216689509
Mild plot spoiler but not really: Kill yourself
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>>216689344
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>>216689578
LMAO
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>>216689578
>>216689602
see >>216689319
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>>216689578
kek
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>>216689578
>>216689602
>>216689669
Isn't it funny that every time you get banned, all your embarrassing samefag alter egos yukking it up completely disappear.
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>>216689727
No, I stop posting when it is clearly overrun with soifags
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>>216689798
Same
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>>216689798
How about you kill yourself? Load up a captive bolt pistol and put yourself out of your autistic misery once and for all?
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Recommendations? I'm building a movie backlog for 2026
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>>216689845
No.
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>>216689882
Lol @ her face
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>>216689882
A belt around the neck, that's an Indian favorite. I bet your parents were desperate for euthanasia options when you were growing up and they realized you were the retarded son.
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>>216689875
no theme? scattershot recs then
>Skinned Deep
>Midnight Meat Train
>Errementari
>Antrum
>Nightmare Cinema
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>>216689939
Don’t care. Didn’t read.
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>>216689875
The Brood
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie
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>>216689875
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>>216689845
This.
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>>216690072
You're addicted to reading everyone's comments, that's why you're here til 5am, desperately pretending to be your own hype crew. But for everyone else, if you stopped existing it will be a blessing.
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>>216690159
>desperately pretending to be your own hype crew.
It's so pathetic that you can't help but laugh. Why the fuck does he do this?
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>>216689875
What a weird list. Classics and splatter. I think you need to get those staples out of the way, man, who the fuck hasn't seen Goodfellas?
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>>216690159
let's get back to 'orror because that pisses him off more than anything.
has anyone actually completed a full movie script before? I've got three ideas that I've fleshed out but writing a full script is another beast. maybe I should start with a shitty found footage first.
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>>216690159
> desperately pretending to be your own hype crew.
I wouldn’t mind a hype crew desu
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>>216690207
Then you wouldn't need to samefag so hard anymore. Think of the extra hours of free time you'd have everyday.
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Merry Sp( o Y o )kmas
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>>216690101
nta but
>Memories (1995)
just by the poster I can tell this is gonna be kino and will watch it.
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>>216690255
kino
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>>216690101
>Werwulf
Someone mentioned Joe Dante earlier and it made me think that I hope this is more like Howling than it is Wolfman. Because seeing tons of werewolves from a cult tear shit apart is entertaining, and we've seen the "man struggling with inner primitive" before. Or basically anything new.
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>>216690159
Sent that jeet flying back to Bangalore.
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>>216690255
>come home
>see this in your living room
Oh hi
>unzips
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>>216689875
Funky Forest
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Bio Zombie was pretty good. Most of the HK films I've seen are all more about sleazy character drama than horror but it does work. Everyone is too uptight to write these kinds of characters anymore.
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>>216690858
It's the most 2000 movie ever made and it's from 1998
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>>216690159
Obsessed.
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>>216690932
Yeah it made Hong Kong look pretty hip in terms of fashion and tech of the time.
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>>216690951
Leave forever and we'll never have to bring you up again.
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>>216691069
Who is we? Speak for yourself.
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>>216691179
>Speak for yourself.
You first, samefag schizo.
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>>216691198
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>>216691198
top fucking kek
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>>216691179
>Who is we?
Every other poster. You're the biggest dumbass on this website.
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>>216691283
Gremlins posters are obviously the dumbest.
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>>216691382
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>>216681226
Raimi's Send Help is also coming January 30.
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>>216691382
What a retarded and predictable response. You're like an insect that keeps landing in the same spot after it gets swatted away.
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Murder Set Pieces got a 4k restoration
What the fug
That's outta nowhere
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>gremlins
Started
>milk
Poured
>vishnu
Cursed and spat upon
Yep, it's kino time.
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>>216681336
Not comfy, but tantalizing. Hope they can cut a better trailer.
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>>216691457
It's not totally out of nowhere, same label did the same director's movie Nutbag a while back. Still surprising. Love this movie.
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>>216691457
never seen it. so much kino, so little time.
is the name supposed to be like, game set match. or is it murder set-pieces. or is it a spoiler.
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>>216691536
Ew what the fuck
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Just finished Torment the Soul on Tubi. Pretty good.
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>>216691604
Looks like it would pair nicely with a cold glass of some sort of dairy beverage.
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>>216691586
pissman is transracial. on all level except physical, he is a Spanish man.
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>>216691617
Yeah a nice glass of lassi
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>>216691573
It's partly that, partly that the movie is mostly murder setpieces. It's a very gory flick, it was part of the pseudo snuff fad of the early 2000s like August Underground.
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>>216691650
>lassi
How the fuck do you drink a dog?
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>>216691673
Lassi is a dairy drink
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>>216691688
Shut up faggot
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>>216691688
Lassie is a dog.
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>>216691604
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>>216691783
White woman hands made this post
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>>216691885
>mfw watching a 1/2 star tubi flick & drinking some lassi
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>>216691899
What?
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>>216691650
>>216691688
I don't think they have that in my country.
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>>216691919
You know…
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>>216692007
No, that's why I asked. Idiot.
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>>216692007
I just know.
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>>216691905
Someone has to watch them recommend the good ones. Thats how many horror movies become popular. Noob. Keep watching mainstream slop.
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>>216692039
What is being known rn?
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>>216692052
* Someone has to watch them and then recommend the good ones
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>>216692052
What are you talking about? Why are you upset at my post?
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Rhona Mitra, Star of Underworld Rise of the Lycans
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>>216692052
Your recs are always awful though
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>>216692076
Nta but many good horror movies are off the beaten path.
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>>216692108
What does that have to do with my post?
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>>216692100
My recs? What are you talking about?
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>>216692076
You're talking to an actual retarded pajeet spammer. You can't debate with someone that low iq any more you can a bird.
>>216692108
Kill yourself faggot.
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>>216692089
What about her
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>>216692052
your taste in movies is about as helpful as your fellow poop eaters taste in cuisine
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>>216692130
You were recommending that woke Worm movie earlier
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>>216691905
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>>216692089
You need an attack dog like that when your house is surrounded by pornsick rapejeets shouting saaar show me your boba and vagene
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>>216692089
Yjk
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Not exactly /hor/ but Sisu 2 is an extremely good genre, b-movie film
If you liked the first one it's even better
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>>216692177
I haven’t seen that movie. About a worm?
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>>216692132
>You're talking to an actual retarded pajeet spammer
Not that anon but that explains why this place is so bad.
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Terrible thread lads just awful.
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>>216692209
Stop lying faggot, you're not good at it
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>>216692210
A few brahims and a bunch of low iq tims
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>Not that anon but
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>>216692225
>A few brahims
Can you repeat this in English?
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>>216692208
Wasn't gonna mention it, but this upcoming violent action genre flick is looking pretty good. Mainly because it seems filled with SFX instead of CGI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivpW50xnvyc
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>>216692224
Lying about what? What are you talking about? You got me mixed up with some other anon.
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>>216692247
You're forgetting that this conversation started with you announcing that you're him lmao
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What did you think of Keeper?
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>>216692244
Nobody 2 was such a disappointment [honestly i think tjahjanto just isn't good at all compared to what everyone else is doing] but I'll likely go see this
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>>216692247
Why don't you ever stop?
Also, why the fuck did mods delete the last thread but neglect to ban you? Those hot pocket-fornicatin' troons are absolutely complacent in this perpetual clusterfuckery.
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>>216692295
Pretty good, nothing special but worthy of the horror genre. Good quality as just a movie to put on but nothing special. The male characters weren’t that likable.
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>>216692295
They were using a quote of Damien Leone rec'ing the movie in the marketing, so that increased my interest. I should watch it soon.
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>>216692244
Bob is such an eyesore
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>>216692331
>Why don't you ever stop?
/hor/ damaged his izzat or something.
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>>216692268
Nta but what are you talking about?
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>>216692352
zesty ahh comment
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>>216692390
Do you not understand how weird it would be for an actual random other anon to butt into that conversation for no reason? You are so stupid.
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>>216692396
>>216692352
Bob is supposed to play the character of an “average guy.” He is supposed to look kinda gross and ugly. Just unpleasant to see on a screen unless you’re ugly feel represented.
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>>216692396
His parents sent him to Canada when he asked for an arranged marriage to another man
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>>216681715
>>216692352
>what will i do today? i'll go online and force unwilling people to hear about what men i don't want to fuck me.
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>>216692489
Why are you mass replying?
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>>216692423
What?
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>>216692545
>mass replying
What? Did you reply to the wrong post?
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>>216692545
Where is the mass reply
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>>216692489
typical autist "I just learned a new word" tic
>>216656181
>>216656181
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>>216692574
You tagged two posts from random times and anons and replied to it. How stupid is this place?
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>>216692616
hmmm that didn't work
>>216662422
>>216662542
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>>216692627
You seem confused lol. Look at the posts that anon replied to, it's one guy.
You must be new here.
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>>216692616
>>216692631
Oh wow wtf. That's weird as hell.
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>>216692672
Or girl
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>>216692627
>tagging two related replies from one anon
>mass replying
The "mass" part of the term means something.
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>>216692728
Just because you like men doesn't mean you're a girl, freak.
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I'm just a girl in the /hor/ld
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>>216692442
>He is supposed to look kinda gross and ugly. Just unpleasant to see on a screen unless you’re ugly
Casting an indian actor in a role like this could bring a lot of diversity to Hollywood.
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>>216692756
kek
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>>216692728
>preet is trooning out
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>>216689875
Missing Child Videotape.
Yes shill etc. I will pick a new one for 2026 but for posterity now, it's my kinograph of the year. I'm just a sucker for the Kurosawa style of tension and long shots. Some find if it boring but it's the one thing that gets under my skin.
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Just finished When Darkness Falls on Tubi. Pretty good.
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>>216692631
Did you really just look up a previous general?
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>>216691604
>>216692934
Just finished a glass of milk. Pretty good.
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Just finished. (Daughter of Dracula). Typical Franco: Spanish castles, portentous babbling, jazz clubs, lesbian vampires, Howard Vernon, and pubic hair... but his heart doesn't seem to be in it. Not good enough to be an Other Side of the Mirror, not psychotic enough to be a Virgin Among the Living Dead. I swear that the more of this guy's movies I watch, the more of them seem to exist. I'm at like 50 and still haven't made it 25% of the way through his filmography.
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>>216692950
Why does that upset you?
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>>216692934
your analysis of tubi slop has never once been more insightful than a five year olds description of a pepa pig video. it's an impressive dedication to being retarded.
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>>216692960
fuck
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>>216692960
>Another prolific director I've never heard about
If I had to watch one of his filmographs what would it be
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>>216692972
Good = watch.
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>>216693015
Not beating the 5 year old allegations kek
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>>216693012
You've never heard of Jess Franco, dude?! Well, imo picrel is the essential gateway movie, that or Female Vampire. Fair warning, this is not for beginners, most people consider his movies shit. They're plotless, eventless, usually pointless. You watch for the beautiful naked girls and the feeling of watching a movie after receiving a head injury. Acquired taste for sure.
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>>216693020
Nta
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>>216693052
I think I got him mixed up with the other lesbian vampire guy, who I also need to see more of. Jean Rollin.
My mind was kind of blown by Burial Ground, which it has almost no plot other than zombies attacking people and yet is so good. It defies all screenplay advice.
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>>216693119
>I think I got him mixed up with the other lesbian vampire guy, who I also need to see more of. Jean Rollin.
I also get these two mixed up sometimes lol
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>>216692955
Warm milk, exquisite
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>chad cheats on you
>cheat on chad with loser
>don't care about loser
>make the loser do your errands
>backstab and kill him
>still obsessed with chad
>kill chad too
Is this one of the most accurate and frightening portrayals of "women as horror"? Scarily realistic, I can imagine seeing a case like this in a bodycam vid on youtube.
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>>216693382
>hurts herself before the cops show up
chilling
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>>216693454
Williamson and Craven were on fire with that scene.
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>>216693553
>BAW GOD NOT THE TABLE
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>>216691505
Mmm mmm, time to crack open the Gremlins cereal
>Cursed and spat upon
kek
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>>216693925
They should bring this back for Gremlins 3.
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>>216693988
You should work in marketing, I can see it. Worked for that Rick and Morty sauce at least.
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>>216686040
>lgbtqa movie is called Wormtown
This is so fucking funny
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Just finished. What is it with these black writer/directors A24 picks up? They always pack their scripts with all these little historical asides and obscure details but then have no idea what the big idea they're trying to communicate is. I went to see Ella McKay earlier today and felt like seeing a little more Ayo Edebiri and she does the same Incredulous and Better Than You schtick here she always does. Malkovich was profoundly miscast, and is was a massive mistake to actually produce songs for us to hear by this fictional pop icon that people are supposed to be so awed by because what they wrote fucking sucked. Oddly similar to the just as confused and aimless Him, also from A24.
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>>216694332
>HIM
>Opus
I'm just remembering both these films exist. And bombed hard.
>Malkovich was profoundly miscast
That's what I got from the trailer. I just read the plot on wikipedia and it sounded pretty stupid.
She cute though.
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>>216694454
Don't forget the biggest and blackest A24 bomb of them all
>Budget: $15M
>Box office:$7.8M
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>>216694516
kek I actually did.
>Critics dismissed the film as an "egomaniacal" and "navel-gazing" vanity project for Tesfaye,[a] and saw it as an extended music video created simply to promote its companion album.
Not surprising. He's no Bowie or Pink Floyd so doesn't have the same goodwill.
The Woman in the Yard seemed to make it's money back but idk if anyone liked it.
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>>216694332
>Malkovich was profoundly miscast
Wrong, he is the only good thing about this absolute turd of a movie
>>216694516
You're tripping, this ain't from a24
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>>216694809
>You're tripping, this ain't from a24
Holy shit, you're right. It's Lions Gate. Would've bet money it was A24.
>he is the only good thing about this absolute turd of a movie
He's fine casting for a cult leader, but don't forget he's above and beyond that supposed to be the biggest pop star in the world, and there's no planet except maybe the all-Malkovich one from Being John Malkovich where that is feasible.
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>>216694858
I get what you mean but still, I think he was okay-ish for a cult leader, the pop star side of his character was kinda cringe but the whole movie is bad, the script is awful. a24 used to be good but now they release movies like Opus or Men, have you seen that? beyond dogshit
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>>216681177
I used to watch Gremlins all the time as a very small child, and somehow still made it to the age of around 8 or 9 believing in Santa Claus. My only guess is that I would get bored and fast forward through Phoebe Cates' big random soliloquy about how she found out Santa Claus wasn't real.
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>>216682983
Do Gremlins 2 instead. It's more of a cartoon.
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>>216685603
>Rob is still slamming in the back of his Dragula on tour.

And he sounds like he's doing indian sprints while he's singing. He gets so out of breath that he can't complete a verse without gasping for air. I saw him last September.
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>>216687643
That wouldn't have been necessary anyway. The 86 musical will always be the standard to measure against.
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>>216687602
You just know there's going to be modernity all over it, Billy is going to be some divorcee loser in his 60s/70s, and Gizmo will ditch him at the end of the movie for some spunky ethnic youth.
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>>216688873
Critters and Gremlins were my gateway into horror movies.
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>>216693925
What the hell kind of a cross-promotional cereal doesn't have marshmallows in it? Ralston were some cheap bastards.
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>>216681336
>it's probably not horror but anyone else find aliens to be scary by default
Nope. As a Christian I find ayyliums a prime target to proselytize.

In fact I'm more about the reverse-abduction.
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Oh HBO is setting up for an Overlook Hotel show to make before a new Shining movie, aren't they.
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>>216695547
>HBO
shan't watching
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Dream Eater sucked so badly, it's on the level of something like The Room. Feels like it was written by AI.
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MEMBAS OF THE BUS
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>>216695547
The character is still too damn young for his Shining appearance
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Saw the new Silent Night Deadly Night, felt like a more faithful adaptation of the Dexter books with all the supernatural bullshit and inner demonic voices.
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>>216696334
Baffling choice, I couldn't stand it
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>>216696398
>>216696334
The first was pretty poor as well, Billy is very flat after the psychotic break. I think the only fun/interesting moment from that point on is when he gifts the little girl the bloody knife.
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>>216696532
The original is kino
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>>216681177
Based edish. Phoebs a cute.
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>>216696653
the original is a piece of shit, the sequel however was schlock kino
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>>216696532
The original is crap, but it's also exactly what it should be. The new one exists just to mutate the IP into propaganda.
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>>216696683
She really is one of the hottest women ever. Ideal hapa variant. There's a cute hapa high school girl that I sneak photos of and I'm worried I'm getting to bold about it.
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im having baked potato and beans for dinner.
it will probably be the same on christmas day.
oh how i hate being poor and alone.
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>>216697007
>propaganda
How?
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>>216697275
L'chaim! (actual still from the movie)
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>>216682983
That's because it's targeted towards children as well as being a comedy horror on top. I'd say probably 8-10 year olds at the youngest because of stuff like the microwave scene.
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>>216697415
How is killing one of the most evil groups to walk the earth propaganda?
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>>216697817
>Sure we're telling you what to think, but what we're telling you is the correct opinion, so why is that a problem? Why would you have a different opinion in the first place? Are you a Nazi? Only a Nazi would disagree with us!
Ho-hum
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>>216698899
This character is Travis Bickle for leftists
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>>216687602
>>216695179
I think RLM's Whitehouse/Senate idea with Clamp as President is actually a good one.
But it feels too on the nose now in 2025.
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Any of you know what movie this is?
>"Journalist" and war reporter girl goes into the woods
>get's into a bear trap or something
>hillbillies find her and freak out
>call the sheriff
>yeah lets rape her and then kill her
>she escapes
>funny escapades occure
>"Journalist" kills a kid and his grandma because why not
>it ends with the sherrif being so pissed that instead of killing her he sews her inside the stomache of a deer.
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>>216699219
Why are you putting quotes around the word journalist, chud
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>>216699519
wasn't sure if she was a Journalist or just a blogger or something like this.
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hor is just a loop of this scene nowadays
It sucks
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Think I'm off for the next week starting today
Going to go /hor/ crazy
But first off to goddamn Avatar 3 fucking hell
Only one in the theater
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don't do it
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>>216701920
I'm gonna open it.
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>>216702066
It's literally on fire, dude, don't touch it
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>>216700353
BOOBS
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>>216700353
Is she soft retired like Tara Tainton now or still making kino?
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>>216702253
She did a Super Mario vid relatively recently but I haven't seen her posting much new stuff
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>>216702203
Opening it rn.
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Its goofy campy fun, but I will never understand why some streaming services like Shudder are so adamant about only including Silent Night, Deadly Night part 2 and not the original film. I guess they assume audiences will be fine enough with the recaps of the first film?
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>>216702849
Does this mean you're baking?



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