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>Six six six, the number of the beast>Six six six, the one for you and me
>>216738915I've seen a few jellos, I'll give it a go
>>216739143what the fuck is his problem
>>216734004Going to have to agree. You only ever hear about horror comedies being more comedy than horror but RotLD is one of those that's the total opposite, much more horror than comedy. I think if we're talking about comedy horrors with the perfect balance of both Evil Dead 2 is one of the best examples of that and the first Tremors.
What do you call E.T.'s third ball? The extra-testicle!
Pretty good indie Christmas horror film from Finland. Pokes fun at the historically dark origins of Santa Claus and its commercialization in the West, with some homages to other horror films like The Thing and Demons.Also the first time I watched a movie with Joe Bob and Darcy hosting. I like their shtick, but I didn't like that he did some kind of tally listing all the stuff that happens in the movie before the movie even played, rather than after. Is this a normal thing on the show? The trivia and general banter is great, but that in particular rubbed me the wrong way
>>216739258>hunting santaskek that's pretty good
opens with titties and murder with great atmosphere, and the acting is good too, thanks anon. >>216735978>seen the Karnstein trilogy by Hammeradded to the queue>>216737368>lesbians are the superior erotic horror kinoagreed>>216737680>Anything by Jean Rollin.>Vampyros Lesbos.added to the queue too>>216738641>Night of the Demonsthanks for the title, will check it out as well
>>216739202Good stuff, anon. Keep em coming.
>>216739340Based inquisitive Anon
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>>216739340You're welcome.I watched it for the first time October 2024. Definitely a vampire movie that slips by most people.
>>216739958Can't believe horror films used to look like that and now they look like this
>>216739958Holy kino
>>216739126I appreciate both the recent Christmas OPs and the fact that it seems the jannies actually took out the trash yesterday. Good shit!
chuds be rockin
>>216740500chuds won
>>216738641>The entire series was kino. Even the remake.hmmm I just assumed the remake would be shit.
>>216740500Kino
>>216740535Nope, it actually comes off more as a proper horror movie than the original.
>>216740535NTA but from what I know people actually like the Night of the Demons remake.
>>216740500this is like the crispin glover dancing scene from friday the 13th IV
>>216740596top kek
>>216740596I wish Glover released his films after touring them. This one looks horror releated in the Eraserhead fasion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQZqIKmHtco
>>216740596They need to have Chud dance in Terrifier 4
>>216740719I think Chud is still alive. It's the ol' skinned face routine, and it'll turn out it was actually some random Ben Tramer.
>>216740842I think it's either that or Sienna will encounter his spirit. I doubt that he wouldn't be in 4 at all.
>>216740500She cute
>>216740944True good call. Maybe a final sacrifice to bring him back. I hope Terrifier 4 is the last one in the arc but I imagine there's gonna be a 5.
>>216739126It's slim pickings for horror torrents lately, but i've enjoyed a few in recent days:Wind ChillFrankensteinSisu: Road to RevengeAlyce Kills
>>216741293Solid film, mainly because it is the perfect themed flick for when it's cold out.
saw this in the kids bedroom in the deadly spawn 1983
BLEH!
Just finished. Classy and expensive looking Tsukamoto flick with good music. Has a high fashion 90s aesthetic mixed with its period setting and I wanted to give the cinematographer the majority of the credit for the movie working but then I looked it up and Tsukamoto was cinematographer! Wow! Genuinely upped my respect level for him more than anything else I know about him. The female lead has a very striking, alien look and only uses one name, so I can guarantee she was a model. A cool and smart movie, maybe too smart.
>>216739366smooch, lol
>>216741704problem with loli vamp movies is you can't make sequels, your actresses age out
The best horror experience i've had was in a cinema (at 1pm, part of IFI horrorthon) watching New York Ripper. Everything about that movie worked, from the duck noises making the audience laugh to the severe slashings and the procedural investigation.I would recommend it to anyone, especially any Fulci zombie fans who haven't seen his other stuff
>>216741474Based kid
Just finished. Boy, that sure wasn't what I was expecting. Satire/giallo hybrid where the emphasis is heavily on the satire. It's all in on that fear of industrialization that was so prevalent in the 60s, especially in Italy. The horror element is kind of a fake-out when the big reveals are happening; this is about greedy people attempting to backstab each other and all taking each other out by accident. Crazy, dissonant score. Ewa Aulin is about as good looking as it's possible for a woman to get.
>>216741754He's still doing movies?
>>216744241Yes, but that one is from '99.
>>216741809Just cast a new one. Or use a robo loli.
>>216744599I actually do think not recasting for Orphan 2 was a mistake. They could've kept that franchise going forever with new actresses
main girl is pure sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORIBdJN_d3M
>>216742187>best horror experienceback in 9th grade, some guy I know managed to get an old school projector and played some crappy, obscure horror dvdrips on this factory wall that overlooked a bunch of apartments (mine included)by the second movie, everyone was out on their balconies watching together into the night, shit was great
There are 5 (five) Silent Night, Deadly Night films. How do you rank them?
>>216747115There are seven.The first is objectively the best, it's just a good holiday themed slasher. The second is second best because it's hilarious. Three and four incant even remember. Five is third best because it's got a killer toy angle and has Mickey Rooney. Six is okay for the gore. Seven really has no redeeming qualities imo.
Just finished. I was honestly enjoying this a lot. I saw a couple of posts here complaining how it was "men bad" and while I thought they poured it own a tiny bit too thick I felt like it was appropriate for the story. Then the movie ended and I got a giant slap in the face I wasn't expecting: "Directed by Paul Feig", LMFAO. As of today, I have a personal rule where anything directed by Paul Feig is automatically deducted 50% of my goodwill toward it. So anyway, since this is brand new, here's what happens: Sydney Sweeney is a down on her luck girl with a mysterious past who's living in her car and desperate to get the job she just interviewed for as a live in maid and nanny for Amanda Seyfried. She gets it, and on day two Amanda is revealed to be a screaming psycho bitch. Her husband is a patient saint who cleans up all her messes, and eventually he and Sydney fall in love as he repeatedly prevents Amanda from ruining her life. Amanda pushes things too far and the husband finally puts his foot down and kicks her out, saying they're getting divorced and pledging himself to Sydney from then on. The two of them celebrate with sex and champagne. Cut to tomorrow morning and Sydney discovers she's been drugged and locked in the creepy room in the attic. This is the halfway point, and now we get treated to a flash backwards to show how he and Amanda met, and how he's a psychotic manipulator who only pretends to be perfect until he's got his woman exactly where he wants her. First week of marriage, Amanda forgets to get her roots dyed, so hubby locks her in the attic and tells her to pluck 100 strands of her hair out as penance before she can come out, then makes her do it over again when one of the hairs is broken. He has her committed after framing her for the attempted murder of their daughter the next day, and she realizes she's stuck until she can find someone to take her place a plan that takes years and ends with her finding Sydney.
>>216748526Sydney had broken a plate the night before into 21 pieces, so she's told she has to cut 21 limes into her stomach before she can come out again. She does it, but also tricks hubby and manages to get him trapped in the room instead of her. She makes him pull out his teeth. Meanwhile Amanda has had a fit of conscience and comes back to save Sydney, but accidentally lets out hubby. After some fighting, together they kill him and make it look like an accident. Amanda gives Sydney a bunch of money, and it's implied she'll be going on to more houses freeing other abused housewives.. There you go. The movie's for a sense of humor and keeps your attention, Sydney looks hot and is technically naked a couple times, but the movie is way too girly to linger over it. It's not really horror, but it's so close that I thought it was worth spoiling here. Worth a watch if you're a hardcore /hor/ like I am, but I don't think it's going to be anybody's favorite movie. If you've got a girlfriend I'm confident she'll like it.
>>216747115Vestron did something amazing- they released 3,4 and 5 is a Blu-ray collection. I don't remember much Christmas spirit, but I do remember exposed brains, witchcults, and bugs. And Clint Howard as a rapist bum. Man those movies are weird.
Watching The Devil's Nightmare because I couldn't remember what giallos anon rec'd
>>216749950not a giallo, not even Italian, but kino nonetheless.
>>216739126That guy is a pastor at a megachurch now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37vgnb7PMg
>>216750035Yeah i'm just following Erika blanc really The no italian release is probably the only thing stopping it being a giallo, it's basically a mashup of Lisa and the Devil and Naked Girl Killed in Park
>>216743788Cool movie. It's one of those gialli that isn't horror (kind of rare imo) but it still has light horror elements and it's pretty damn strange.
>>216750168seriously? I thought he was impossible to find.
>>216750488I think if you get frankenchicken in your movie it's either a horror or PETA trying to horrifying you
>>216744809I totally agree. humans are so wired into faces that you can't look at fuhrman and see a kid. I like her but it doesn't work as well.
>>216750512I found him over a decade ago. No one has taken that video down. It's old.
there's some fellow Jeffliker anon around here who told me to watch The Digital Prophet aka Cyberstalker, so I did. I really dig this movie but I wish there was more about Newman and her whole backstory because it's all so bizarre and I have so many questions like how and why does she literally fiend for new comic book issues like they were hits of crack that is just so funny and weird in and of itself. I need to know the process of how that came to be. And what is her actual relationship with Andy is she literally just some crazy bitch who hangs out in his warehouse living like a troll and is his biggest fan in exchange for...what exactly? Maybe she procures the heroin for him? Idk. I assume that's what that drug was but I've never seen it depicted where someone shoots up and feels great and then immediately becomes irate and starts wifebeating 5 minutes later but whatever. The cops were incompetent and boring but unfortunately they get most of the screentime. I hated how hostile they were meeting Andy for the first time like he kinda teases the cop a little and they treat him like he's a child predator or something. You're there to get him to cooperate with you because you have nothing to go on, what the fuck are you doing... Anyway another thing I liked was the whole depiction of what a chatroom was like and showing the opinions about the internet and "subcultures" and stuff back then it was nostalgic and kinda cozy
>>216750557>I think if you get frankenchicken in your movie it's either a horrorFair. It's at least objectively a horror-ish movie.
>>216748526>>216748653Good summary. Sounds like fucking retarded nonsense when you read it instead of seeing it in a film.These films are like their own genres. Small cast. violent dramas aimed at women. Companion was the same thing.
>>216750800All the deaths are pretty prime they even kill the puppy :(
>>216750755Troma sucks
>>216750800nta but you think you are watching a horror movie until they reveal five minutes before the end that the main character was only doing s&m play with the prostitutes, not killing them which was a big deliberate misdirect
>>216750850love that they did that just so he would get the idea to do it to his wife, lmaoall he had to do was notice there was a giant open-topped grinder, they didn't need to kill something with it, lol
>>216750168That ain't the same person.
>>216750878There's the same misdirect in Femina Ridens but it stays a horror because it's still a murder plot based on the murderer having foreknowledge of his weird sex proclivity
>>216750901Tbf he's kinda retarded
>>216750850>>216750878While this movie is being discussed I want to add that it's super gorgeous, one of the best-looking Italian films I've seen.
>>216750920I couldn't read your spoiler, lolI have that on Blu-ray but haven't watched it yet
>>216750909Yes it is. Do the research. He was really young in the movie and he's in his 40s in that video. It's absolutely the same Eric Freeman. He didn't stay acting.
>>216750920I watched that movie too because of /hor/ recs, another cool one.
>>216750952Check out The 10th Victim if you haven't, I thought they had a similar aesthetic
>>216750981It's great, highly recommend watching it just for the house design and dancing>>216750952It has my fave image in, filing chickens in archive boxes
>>216750997>Check out The 10th Victim if you haven't,I haven't, but this sounds kino. Thank you.>>216751015>It has my fave image in, filing chickens in archive boxesI loved all the imagery involving the chickens, the look of this movie has really stuck with me.
>>216750985Bruh that guy is not 40. And doesn't look like the same persoin.He also has a completely different accent.
>>216750985>>216751311Triggering my PTSD seeing age getting discussed in here
>>216751311It's him, it doesn't matter if you believe it or not. It's Eric Freeman and he's been doing church shit for the last 30 years. You're basing all this on looking at Garbage Day stuff and then claiming you don't see it. Doesn't matter.
>>216751358See what? I don't need my calipers for this one.I don't doubt there's 8000s white guys called Eric Freeman in the US.
Is Smile worth a watch? The horror from 2022
>>216751482Yeah
>>216751426It's years later. I don't know what to tell you except it's funny you've gone to all this trouble just to be wrong.
>>216751496Thanks
>>216751605You're welcome
>>216751570>Eric Freeman is the Worship Leader at The Torch Christian Academy. He is responsible for leading the worship team and overseeing the music program at the academy. >Prior to his current role, Eric attended Maplesville High School.Now, tell me why exactly would they not include a decade long career in acting.
>>216751426>>216751570>>216751803Not part of this discussion but here's a vid of the actor from 2 years ago, cross reference it with the other stuffhttps://youtu.be/gnLa33CcjiU?si=6GQGJmaZrHaS5zCC>>216751636
>>216751870I didn't mean to (You) that last post, I'm on mobile kek
>>216751870he's still got it!
>>216748118>Seven really has no redeeming qualities imothey got me with that one callback, but I pretty much feel the same way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihBBFeQJHQY
>>216751803He was embarrassed.
>>216752050lmao fastforwarding through this is pretty funny. what a twist.
>October 2003>Rent this from school library>Go through it at recess while it's windy in the playground, skies are overcast and leaves are falling
>>216752442Real as fuck.A big memory of mine is borrowing the second Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark book from the nurse's office lol.
is horror that isn't scary sill horror?
>>216752478yes. it's called horror not scary.
How come, unlike zoomers, who thought any movie over three years old was "old shit not worth bothering with" gen alpha is the opposite?If you ask them about their favorite horror films, they usually pick older but pretty mainstream stuff like Evil Clowns, Elm Street, and Scream, like zero love for current stuff
>>216752478Yes. Who even gets to decide what's scary and what isn't? It's all very subjective in the end.
This phenomena remaster is fucking beautiful on a large screen
give me an underrated film from a well-known horror director (such as craven, carpenter, argento, whatever)
I'm 100% sure I watched this movie yet I have no memory of it at all
>>216752478Kid's tv specials, old cartoons, and horror spoofs are a pretty important part of my October watchlist. This year picrel was one of my watches.
>>216752600I think alphas are even more socially fractured, plus in the last 15 years everything has come online. So there's no barrier between watching old and new, and movies are dictated by memes more than movie theaters.
>>216752600The elder Gen Alphas are like 13, both groups of people you're thinking about are zoomers.
>>216752753I like his little jumper
>>216752752Craven: My Soul to Take (hilarious), Summer of Fear (sexy)Carpenter: Dark Star (groovy)Argento: Jenifer (monster babe-y), Dark Glasses (watchable, with is shocking enough post 2000)I'm also a big fan of Tobe Hooper's Spontaneous Combustion.
Bumping while learning the rules of The 10th Victim
Anyone seen this one from 1995?
>>216752752Fulci's Conquest>>216752838>Spontaneous Combustiongreat rec
>>216753194Bamp. The fembot death took me out, the reasons for an American to call to Rome even more
>>216752760kino
sounds like some squirrel was getting his nuts squeezed
>>216753194>>216753963That was really cute
>>216752752Carpenter and Argento had the only good episodes of Masters of Horror.
Which motherfucker recommended Silent Night Deadly Night 2? 45 minutes of this fucking garbage is a fucking recap
Just finished. Lmao, what?!? Weird, WEIRD anthology movie that really only has two stories, only other one I can think of like that off the top of my head is Two Evil Eyes. And the second, much worse of the two is the one that gets the bulk of the runtime. Besides those, you get a smattering of greatly abbreviated versions of urban legends taking up the first ten minutes before the titles. First story has strong TV pilot vibes, and barring the single "ass" and "shit" that get dropped in the second, there really isn't anything you couldn't get on late night network tv here, making me think the was expanded from a pilot to feature by adding that bizarre second story. Making your lead a fat ugly bully that builds dioramas of churches and 50s diners filled with dead flies and who's feuding with a manure farmer is a choice, all right.And of course, this is the only directorial effort of disgraced Hollywood pederast Brian Peck, and going in knowing that, BOY is it obvious, lmfao. This movie is fixated on little boys to the exclusion of everything else, and prominently features two of them separately pissing their pants. Every character paid any real attention to is a prepubescent male, and the title takes on a grossly hilarious second meaning. When the boys from the wraparound's dad comes to check on them in the night and asks before barfing in, "you boys aren't giving each other the willies are you?" I gave Brian Peck an "oh, you!" face spiritually. James Karen is as great as always. Worth it for horror anthology completists and people who think child molestation is funny (me.)Bizarre Growing Pains cameo, too.
>>216755657Excuse me mofo, that's Takashi Miike you're talking about>>216755713This guy definitely isn't an Andy Kaufman fan.
>>216755713That means you can just skip the boring first movie and watch the version that condenses it down to just the good bits instead.
>>216755800My opinion would probably be higher if they told me to skip the first half. Fucking hell, what a waste of time. Every other director would do that shit in 5 minutes flat.
>>216755815The overlying narration and the asylum scenes are way more of a drag than the slower moments in the first
>>216755907>>216755831>>216755815>>216755800>>216755713And the Christmas theme finally kicks in around the 75th minute
Oh shit, I forgot I was going to watch Asylum to round out the Amicus binge I went on
>A filmmaker explores his family's 30-year hidden secret through home videos, despite risks to everyone's safety. Based on Mike Lobel's investigation into what his parents kept from him and his siblings.Expecting some really dark shit in this one? Well fuck you lmao
Ah Wind Chill, where characters scream at each other for an hour instead of taking 30 minutes to dig away the snow drift blocking the car
>2000s ghost movie has some cringe rhyme associated with the ghost and what they did and/or how they'll get youI hate this trope
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>>216756239Kek it really is a terrible Christmas film, it's like they remembered at the last minute
Stacked cast
>>216758041The garbage day meme is the only thing keeping this shitpile from being totally forgotten
>>216758544packed (anally) cast
got all my xmas shopping done, weight off my shoulders. time for some random kino - someone at some point said I should watch this.
>>216758731It's written and directed by the same guy who did Return of the Living Dead and is a Lovecraft adaptation
>>216758758Just looking at his wiki page, that's a pretty awesome set of credits to be attached to.
>>216758829He's one of the horror GOATs
Watch red rooms https://2ch.su/mov/src/4081034/17646162804250.mp4
>>216755784kek I was just reading his wiki page yesterday>Kyle Sullivan, who performed with Peck in the Nickelodeon show All That, has recounted that Peck has had correspondence with the serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Sullivan, who visited Peck's residence at the age of 14, recalled observing a significant volume of written communication exchanged between Peck and Gacy. Sullivan asserts that Gacy, who pursued painting while on death row, purportedly sent Peck an autographed painting of a clown, which Peck reportedly displayed in his residence at the time.
>>216759405You definitely get a weird energy watching his movie, you could tell that if this was his children's movie, if they let him go off the chain his movie would still be about kids and it would be REALLY fucked up, kek
Just finished. What if the aliens from 2001 landed in Mexico and just wanted to FUCK? And what if maybe we weren't ready for them yet? Technically strong with a couple pieces of really crazy music. The end credits score is something I can see myself listening to separately. Very abrupt ending and lots of Mexicans arguing with each other, especially about gay sex, that will probably bore lots of audiences. Interesting nonetheless, imo, I'm going to look more into this director. I definitely wouldn't call it a success, but it's intriguing for /film/fag types.
>>216758544>Bella ThorneI still have no idea who she is but keep seeing her name in the news
Do you guys have any suggestions for good short horror films on youtube? I just started getting into them, watched the first one here where the jewish man is peeking out of the box, it was cool
>>216760603You know who she is, c'mon
>>216760777>urls I'm not visiting.jpg
>>216758731Underrated kino.
>>216760760from the Oddity directorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZPYA6LS-ZY
>>216760760Slightly longer but goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAinT-kieFI
>>216742187Just saw this recently too, but without a crowd, and I would not recommend it to casual horror fans. It's not bad movie, the cinematography is solid, the practical effects are great, everything makes sense at the end, but holy shit is it dour. Maybe I'm just used to more campy horror, but this was the kind of movie I felt like taking a shower after watching. The whole thing was oozing with sleaze. Like why was so much time dedicated to following around that guy's horny wife, it was beyond gratuitous. Also, considering this is a giallo film, there really wasn't much of a mystery, once they're introduced the killer's identity is extremely obvious. Regardless, it is just as memorable as it is nihilistic, definitely worth watching if your into more extreme horror.
>>216760840Okay the bug-eyed man got me
>>216761042I think it's his best but this one is the classic, one of the first classic horrors shorts on the nethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jOU3m_tHtQ
>>216758731Saw this for the first time back in October, would recommend.
Just watched The EndlessWhat did I think of it
>>216761259I thought it was an improvement on Resolution. Did you see that?
The Resurrected was certifiable comfy kino.Felt the same way about Night Flier and The Ninth Gate. Has that long tv movie feeling.
>>216739258Went for episode 2 of this program, It's a Wonderful Knife.Not a good movie, but not a terrible watch for the holiday season. It's been a while since I've seen a gayer movie, though. Almost every character in this movie is a gay man or a lesbian, like the director (also gay) thinks that's just a normal, common thing that's a part of most peoples' lives. At least the actresses are pretty, and Katherine Isabelle's in it as a "cool wine aunt" although she's also a lesbian.At least Joe Bob made a good point about movies that borrow too much from other movies instead of trying to create something original. It seems like so many directors now are so excited to be making a movie that they don't try to make their own movie. They just want to express to the audience how happy they are to be making a movie and take the opportunity to reference the movies they like, without any real ideas of their own. Indie films are now some of the least creative movies being made, which is bizarre.
>watched hellraiser(2022)>main girl is an annoying ugly ass bitchhate her hair
>>216762753Gay directors just can't help themselves. I guess that's honourable, in the way that they're being honest to their vision, but it sure isn't what the audience wants to see. Even a gay audience I'm sure just wants a gayer film than they're getting.
>>216762870her lips look distractingly fucked up in that film. like they were both overpainting her lipstick and she had been licking dry lips.also had the problem where all the characters are unlikable. modern horror seems to think this makes a film gritty rather than annoying.
>>216763353Yeah, the cenobite design was alright but otherwise it was not interesting and the movie seemed like it was heavily inspired by the "13 ghosts (2001)" mansion
>>216763384yeah it was like a 50/50 film for me. I liked a bunch - the building, the sky leviathan, some of the ceno scenes, the chest harp torture machine and the ending. but the character drama that glues that together sucked.having all characters be flawed actually sounds right on paper for a hellraiser film, but not having them all be mopey annoying crybabies. needed some bombast.
>>216763459I had just watched Hellraiser 1 and 2 a few days before this, and that movie mostly blueballed me as well.I dunno what exactly Im looking for, maybe just like 50% of the movie being talking to or seeing the cenobites do stuff, but every movie I've watched now has very little to do with them and more so literally everyone else for 95% of the movie and it leaves me feeling unsatisfied.
>garbage day>the garbage was man all alongbravo, harry
>>216763494I think everyone expects HR1 to be wall to wall cenobites in hell and it's mainly just a horny family. but by itself it's a kino film.the upcoming hellraiser game actually looks like it might do the deed of what people expecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xEd1NeQd-U
>>216763539Might just watch someone else play it, lmao.Its cool that they made it though.
>>216763531Lo! ’t is a gala night Within the lonesome latter years! An angel throng, bewinged, bedight In veils, and drowned in tears, Sit in a theatre, to see A play of hopes and fears,While the orchestra breathes fitfully The music of the spheres.Mimes, in the form of God on high, Mutter and mumble low,And hither and thither fly— Mere puppets they, who come and go At bidding of vast formless things That shift the scenery to and fro,Flapping from out their Condor wings Invisible Wo!That motley drama—oh, be sure It shall not be forgot!With its Phantom chased for evermore By a crowd that seize it not,Through a circle that ever returneth in To the self-same spot,And much of Madness, and more of Sin, And Horror the soul of the plot.But see, amid the mimic rout, A crawling shape intrude!A blood-red thing that writhes from out The scenic solitude!It writhes!—it writhes!—with mortal pangs The mimes become its food,And seraphs sob at vermin fangs In human gore imbued.Out—out are the lights—out all! And, over each quivering form,The curtain, a funeral pall, Comes down with the rush of a storm, While the angels, all pallid and wan, Uprising, unveiling, affirmThat the play is the tragedy, “Man,” And its hero, the Conqueror Worm.
>>216763616>And seraphs sob at vermin fangs>In human gore imbuedvery metal Poe, thank you
>>216739126I don't think Silent Night Deadly Night 2 is a particularly good movie. But it has some truly classic comical moments, and the over the top eye brow acting is just incredible... https://youtu.be/0ZF0FG55TKg?t=10
Pump
>thought i'd get some found footage kinowhat a disappointment
KINOOOO
>>216763353>the problem where all the characters are unlikablenot a problem at all
Thoughts on digital horror?
>>216766813but they worked really hard on it
>>216766813>found footage kinocontradiction in terms
>hating found footage in 2026
>make a horror short for $30k using your savings and credit cards>make a deal with a Hollywood studio to adapt it into a feature film for their streaming service>write and direct the feature>the test audience scores are off the charts>studio decides to release it wide in theaters instead of going straight to streaming>the film grosses $217.4 million>write and direct the sequel>the sequel grosses $138.1 million>the franchise becomes such a cultural phenomenon that you get to play yourself in a big Apple+ show>announce a remake of Possession with Robert Pattinson starring>???>disappear
>>216767643I say, it's just a ridiculous premise. "What would happen if your mobile phone killed you?" Why would a mobile phone kill anyone? Doesn't make sense. How can a mobile phone have an agenda and kill people... Going around killing people. A mobile phone, like doing murders. Why couldn't you just take the battery out of the phone? That's it. The battle's over. No, it's ridiculous. Here's my favorite scene. Hello? *dies* It's a metaphor for addiction to technology? It's a metaphor for a crap movie.
>>216768450thought he was directing smile 3
>>216768697Smile 3 hasn't been officially announced. Rumors said that it was supposed be start filming but it didn't. No rumors about casting or anything. Finn's last IG post is from March. It's ogre.
>>216769055*start filming in 2025
>>216760595>Simone BucioLove this armpit haired lil Mexican feminista weirdo. If anyone wants to see more of her, watch Piaffe (2022).
>>216758544Never heard of any of them.
>>216767643is hardware any good? its been on my watchlist for quite some time.
>>216769581it's not fantastici remember watching it like a decade ago and having a hard time making out what was what on screennot great acting and costume design is middling, the robot looks cool though and that's about itin terms of hostile AI horror i much prefer virus and screamers (more in a guilty pleasure kind of way)
I love Krampus
>>216770886Same. Rewatch it every Christmas along with Gremlins.
