Yuletide EditionPrevious: >>216806241
hello /trek/ I accidentally posted in the other thread but I'm here nowmerry christmas
Can we just move on? It’s Christmas. I think every party involved has made its point.
>>216831652historically christmas is one of the bloodiest times of the year for /trek/it turns into some kind of gladiatorial free-for-all with anons standing on piles of corpses swinging bat'leths in the air howling with bloodlust to fight someone strong enough to kill themenjoy the piece while you can
>>216831777The piece of what?
>>216831801whatever your piece isenjoy it while you can
>>216831872My pieces?
>>216831549Star Trek, relaciones sexuales con Señor Shran
>>216831549Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>>216831549>It's MERRY CHRISTMAS not HAPPY HOLIDAYS
>>216831549Picard hates Christmas
>>216832205Sexo?
>>216832218>>216832205Not very festive. Not too jolly.
>>216832538My favorite version of A Christmas Carol is the TNG episode All Good Things.
>>216832538He loves Christmas. He hates spending it alone
>>216831549>Guinan: you must leave this absolute peak-comfy christmas fantasy to save the galaxy>Picard: you say time has no meaning here?>Guinan: that's correct>Picard, well, I think I'll spent a few hundred years here then with my family. Then I might imagine myself banging Sydney Sweeney for another few hundred>Guinan: but the galaxy>Picard: don't worry, I'll get to it, eventuallyWhat idiot would want to leave as soon as they'd got there?
Hey guys, came here from here:>>216799402Because some whiny loser whined that I'm ruining christmas, lmao.
>>216832800Too late. You’ve made sure this thread will get nuked. The old one was 5 minute from archiving.That’s on you.
>>216832830>>216832800yo what the fuck dude, why would you do that?
>>216832867He just HAD to post in the NuTrek thread.So now we’re not going to have a Christmas thread.
I will not surrender the /trek/.
>>216832691I can’t believe we never got a mirror TNG episode
>>216832706He’s a Reddit atheist. He hates religion.
>>216832943Maybe it was a blessing. DS9 did it, and it sucked more the longer it went.
>>216832971DS9 was the lorefag show. Never understood the appeal.
I just saw devil's due featuring data as ebenezer scrooge today
I’m tired, guys. This has been a horrible three days for this general, probably worst ever. I was ambivalent towards NuTrek before but now I genuinely want them dead.Merry Christmas
>>216832987>lorefagThe only time they did it right, was that anniversary TOS episode.
>>216833007comfy
>>216831777It's like pon farr except we don't get laid
>>216833007Imagine cosplaying as part of your job.
I always liked Jadzia, because her name is short for polish name Jadwiga.
>>216833021Yes but at the same time it was the start of stupid memberberry shit
>>216832958>HE'S JUST LIKE ME
Why did the christmas thread die?
>>216832971>sucked more the longer it wentShe certainly did.
>>216832538>hates Christmas>the Nexus sends him there because it's the place he would least want to escapeRETARD ALERT
>>216833801Bssed Nexus
>>216832691Can ai make swoletrek real?
>>216833007Great episode. maybe I should watch it myself sometime today
>>216831622I’ll forgive you but just this once
>>216833801He hates children as well
>>216835052He hates being reminded he has none of his own
>>216835092They would inherit bald genes, bringing shame to the Federation. Klingons know baldies like General Chang have no honor.
>>216835683Booba
star trek sex with shran
>>216834899>ODO: We caught him. Or rather I should say Major Kira caught him.>KIRA: I didn't really do anything. I was in the Bajoran shrine, meditating, and he burst in stark naked, and fell to his knees crying out to the Prophets for protection.>BASHIR: Morn, of all people. Who would have thought he'd just snap like that?
>>216835092Picard has a son thoughbeit
>>216835898no he doesn't
>>216835956Sure he does. Wesley's half brother.https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Crusher
>>216836010we are discussing star trek, not bad fanfiction
>>216836019Canon. Deal with it.
>>216836028bad fanfiction deal with it
>>216835956Oh youre right. I guess I should have finished thst episode
Merry Apgar to everyone!
>>216836066lol, funny thing is the nemisis director wanted bane to be picards son not clone but patrick vetoed that as they had already done Bloodlines
>>216836163Should have made Romulan Tasha the bad guy in Nemesis, I can't take Big Guy seriously in any role anymore. Say what you want about Pisshands, he always delivers makeupkino.
>>216836163I never watched the movies. Are they any good?
>>216836228not tasha would've been better. that movie was full of terrible ideas though>>216836278not nemisis the others are decent
>>216836278They are all shit. Troi doesn't show her tits in any of them.
Dammit, I didn't bump it in time! >>216799402
>>216836153Great episode. He raped that woman, then killed her husband. But later he got away scott free, because he's a popular high ranking officer, and those never get prison time. Epic story telling, so realistic.
>>216836616This but unironically. He was superior, the old scientist was weak and a shyster. Riker left his seed in that woman to ensure there would be more strong blood in the galaxy.
>>216836028alt timeline no one cares about, thoughbeit
>>216836153>Imma fuck you in front of your husband>oh no, please don't (but don't stop)The duality of women.
>>216836641>>216836616Um but Picard made a hologram that showed Riker was innocent.
>>216836760Because Riker is so strong he deserves to be free and not held down by weak do-nothing bureaucrats. Picard is Riker's beta.
>>216832730>...Oh, and while we're changing history, I'd like to go back a day further so I can save my family from burning to death too.
>>216833071
>>216836760I can make a hologram that shows Captain Jellico sucking Cardasians dicks. Would that prove that he did?
>>216836760
PROMENADE
>>216836760Based Picard looking after his crew
>>216836760troi said she was telling the truth
We're now just three weeks from the return of Trek with the debut of Star Trek: Strange New World. A new reel defines the cadet friend group:Caleb Mir: The InstigatorGenesis Lythe: The MastermindSAM: The Emergency ContactDarem Reymi: The Loveable A**holeJay-Den Kraag: The Ride-or-die
>>216831777https://youtu.be/UYp9gqmkAMo?si=mEzxqEcic6qwUNQB
>>216837232No one cares
>>216837232>only white man>"the asshole"It never ends with these people.
>>216837232Too homosexual
>>216836866Yeah, that would've been completely sensible. If he didn't want to disrupt the timeline he could hide his brother and nephew for a day but still informed Section 31 of what was going on so they could sort shit out quietly.
>>216837232this all sounds very gay
Reminder that every species in Trek celebrates CHRISTMAS, and by extension worships CHRIST
>>216837520Darem Reymi isn't a Human of European descent. He's a Khionian, a new species for the franchise that appears human.
>>216837232Dawsons Creek: Star Trek
>>216837783he said white man
>>216837783He's played by one, though.
>>216837878So? Mr Woof was played by a black man. That didn't make Mr Woof black.
>>216837232>Jay-DenI guess this got more votes than Jah-maal or Ty-rohneJfc
>>216837903worf didn't look human you disingenuous piece of shit
Ok rape you next week
>>216837911What's the problem? Jayden is a Canon Trek name:https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Jayden
>>216832243I say Merry Christmas because that is what I celebrate and observe. Im not jewish or ramadanian and kwanzaa isnt actual. Whomever else can say whatever the fuck and seethe at me sticking to my beliefs.
>>216837947Trouble with Tribbles Klingon spy. TOS Klingons looking like Spanish pirates.
>>216837774Yes sir
>>216837903>the "asshole" who's played by a white man and looks like a white man isn't really a white man, so Kurtzman et al definitely don't hate white menSure, mate. Knock yourself out. No one outside of a handful of far-left BLM LGBTQWERTY types is going to watch this. Apart from some hate-watching anti-woke YouTubers, I guess, though even they may tire of it pretty quickly.
>>216836327>not tasha would've been betterCouldve been a full circle for Yar and Crosby, but you know they werent gonna cut a checque for her anymore at that point.
>>216838016what does that have to do with anything?
>>216838048Plenty of human looking species in Trek, without even minor alterations in their appearance. They're still aliens, not human.
>>216838102so you seem to be intentionally missing the point>white maleno-one said anything about human except you
>>216838114An alien played by a white make that looks like a white male isn't a white male. He's an alien. Simple as.
>>216838102As I said, knock yourself out. Everyone knows the score. Everyone knows how rabidly anti-white/male/straight nutrek has been since its inception. And everyone who's paid attention knows that Kurtzman stated his intention to use Star Trek as a "platform" to promote certain causes/beliefs, including BLM. You can continue to claim shit such as this and countless other instances of white/"white-coded" characters being denigrated and shat on in nutrek isn't anti-white, but few are going to buy it.
>>216838192as I said disingenuous
The ugliest ship in Trek. I have no idea how they looked at this and said "Yea, thats good for the main ship". Its like something they made in 5 minutes for the Wolf 359 graveyard ships.
white people are sure insecure that they aren't getting Representation™ on television but throw baby toddler tantrums when other people get Representation™ on televisionwhich is not only hypocritical but also retarded because the racial composition of Starfleet Academy has no bearing on why it will suck. If will be the fact that it's a dumb teen drama and we're all middle aged people here Deep Space Nine had a black lead (I'm not black) and I didn't care. It had an appropriately subservient Irish enlisted (I'm not livestock) with an Asian wife (I'm not Asian) and I didn't care. It had a MENA doctor (I'm not a twink) and I didn't care. The writing was good.
>>216838391I hear Probert made the concept. He was all like "Probert Deez Nuts, and in 30 years some man child is going to have a 24 hour spinout about it on a Babylonian crochet enthusiast forum, and I am here for that because I love Proberting so goddamned much. Probert out." True story. My uncle who worked at Nintendo told me so.
>>216838438Yeah, I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened.
>>216837951As you were, Lieutenant Poo.
>>216832943Wasn't yesterdays enterprise the closest we got where it was a different timeline involving the enterprise C
>>216838438>throw baby toddler tantrumsOutside of a few performative YouTubers, I doubt that. Most are just fatigued by it, because it's been going on for so long now.>the racial composition of Starfleet Academy has no bearing on why it will suckNo, it'll absolutely be part of why it sucks.>If will be the fact that it's a dumb teen dramaTeen drama doesn't belong in Star Trek (outside of a few edge cases, e.g. The First Duty), sure, but there's a difference between something like Dawson's Creek, featuring attractive/white people, and not overly political/subversive, and what this is going to be.>The writing was goodFor the most part, yeah. And also, the subversion/politics wasn't nearly as extreme. We've gone from "everyone is equal" to "fuck whitey".
>>216838470"probert" is such a funny word, here's what I imagine when I read it
>>216838705How is whitey fucked by the casting of this shit show
>>216838760Are you new to nutrek? Are you new to Alex Kurtzman? Did you miss that the one white guy among the cadets is designated the "asshole"? Watch it, if you don't believe me. I won't be, aside perhaps from the odd webm from the show that may be posted in /trek/.
>>216838865Okay, but in a future where everyone's equal everyone has an equal chance of being the asshole. Why would the white guy not be an asshole? Are you somehow implying that white people are different and can never be assholes? In that case? It's not a future where everyone is equal.
>>216838876so why not make the black guy the asshole?
>>216838705> "f**k whitey"There's nothing in anything known about SFA that it will take that position on Caucasians on Earth a thousand years and n their past. Doubtful Ancient European Studies are even on the syllabus.
>>216838891The black hologram is the retard. The black Klingon is the twink. The betazed chick is BPD Gotta spread the attributes out. Can't have a black retard twink with BPD. Oh lawd my sides at that thought.
Why don't the janitors do anything about the nonstop off topic spam from /pol/brained tards? Literally every thread on every board is full of these losers complaining about black and brown people. Change the fucking channel already
>>216838891Why should they? Plus the Jay-den arc appears to be the Klingon that feels.
>>216838931Post hand
>>216838898>There's nothing in anything known about SFA that it will take that positionAlex Kurtzman's in charge, and it's the current year. And that white-male cadet is already singled out as the "asshole". It'll take that position.
>>216838865Not a white guy. He's an alien.
>>216838934why shouldn't they would be the better question
>>216838984he's white and a guy, so yes he is
>>216838998Why? Normal people don't watch tv with some ethnic checklist in their hands. Character, Plot, Actor and the performance of their craft is what matters. Especially in Star Trek.
>>216838984Aren't they all?
>>216839042you are avoiding the question, why is that?
>>216838876>Are you somehow implying that white people are different and can never be assholes?No. But it's white guys who overwhelmingly get denigrated and portrayed as useless retards in nutrek. And step back for a sec: this is supposed to be Star Trek. Why are any of the main characters "assholes"? I know what this is, and I'm pretty sure you know what this is, and very few people are going to watch this, no matter how tirelessly you or anyone attempts to defend it.
>>216839042>Normal people don't watch tv with some ethnic checklist in their hands. Yes but you're on a board where people post torrent magnets with things like>A WHITE DENTIST HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HIS WHITE GIRLFRIEND AND HIS JEWISH DENTAL ASSISTANT >CuspidsArrow.4K.BluRayRip.tar.gz.RARThere are no normal people here
>>216839095>No. But it's white guys who overwhelmingly get denigrated and portrayed as useless retards in nutrek. Pike and Kirk are exceedingly competent in SNW and respected. If anything the asshole is the Hispanic pilot. In VOY the asshole was the white pilot but no one minded. >And step back for a sec: this is supposed to be Star Trek. Why are any of the main characters "assholes"?THIS is the question we need to ask, not racial composition. No one need be a bastard in the future. And it's part of why I never liked Voyager. There were no assholes in TNG.
>>216839103>CuspidsArrow
>>216839061No.
>>216839129No one needs to be a knob now, but many are. And we're about 5000 years into the Golden Rule. Doubt that changes in the next thousand.
>>216839194That said, I think it's natural for pilots to be cocky hotshots because pilots. But I think that needs to be reined in. Tom Paris was the bleeding edge of obnoxious to wholesome ratio. Ortegas is really pushing it.
>>216838984Thought experiment: imagine the show featured one alien played by a jew, and who looked like a jew, and who was surrounded by aliens of other species, all played by (and resembling) non-jews. And this one alien was portrayed as an "asshole" and treated as such by those other characters. And this fit a pattern of "jewish-coded" characters being denigrated and portrayed as inferior. Are you going to pretend you wouldn't see an issue there? Are you going to pretend *jews* wouldn't see an issue there?
>>216839239No.
>>216839239I don't get angry about real tv shows. I certainly don't get upset about make believe tv shows.
>>216839129>Pike and Kirk are exceedingly competent in SNW and respectedI said overwhelmingly, not invariably. And they can call the nu characters "Pike" and "Kirk", and say it's canon that they are, but they're not in my mind.
>>216839313>but they're not in my mind.the last time goalposts were moved this hard was when young worf kicked the bejeezus out of that goalie in a soccer game
Given the Federation are all secular humanist and shieeet, is Christmas a public holiday?
>>216839313TOS Pike was 60 years ago in one to three episodes, depending on how you count. The actor who played him has been dead for almost as long. Time to move on.
>>216839265Ferengi act pretty jewy and are often played by jews, but they don't look like jews and they're not treated like shit by the writers or regarded as inherently inferior by other characters. And back in the 90s far fewer would have made the connection. Nice try, though.
>mfw it's Freightmas Eve
>>216839401>Time to move on.You don't get that it's never time to move on.
>>216839281Like clockwork, the emotion-projection. Why would I be angry anyway? They've already dug up and raped the corpse of Star Trek several times already. This latest abomination is just a fleeting curiosity - a mild distraction, like a wrecked vehicle at the side of the road.>>216839334Just an aside, but fixate on that if you like. You ignored my qualifier, because to you a couple of exceptions allow you to disregard an obvious trend. At least you acknowledged the issue with having asshole main characters at all, though.>>216839401>Time to move onOh, I'm moving. I can gawp at the accident without even slowing down. To paraphrase Peter Mandelson, of all people, I'm intensely relaxed about them raping the corpse of Star Trek *again*. I don't know - it's sort of like dropping ten nukes on the same spot as opposed to nine, and I'm not even on the same planet. Have at it. Knock yourselves out.
>>216838438That image has absolutely nothing to do with Star Trek or even television. Charlie Kirk was a conservative politician who was assassinated by a retarded gay guy that should have been in a psychiatric facility, just like you
Lifelong atheist who hates Christianity and I call it Christmas.It has been 2000 years I'm sure the trademark is no longer valid.
>>216839721Being a lifelong atheist is an admission of a life with no real friends, lovers, self respect or reflection, basically an admission you are retarded in the most fundamental human sense
>>216839363>at the Christmas party, we met, we danced, you talked about the stars. I suggest now that it happened in a different way. You swept me off my feet and carried me to your cabin.
>>216839778I don't think her carpet matches her drapes, if you get my meaning.
Merry Christmas Eve my /trek/nonnies. and a special thanks to whichever one of of you posted the comics in the last thread. i dunno if you decided to heed my advice or are just naturally big brained but I consider your actions heroic. i hope others learn from the effectiveness of your example
>>216839819Shut the fuck up retard
>>216839778I don't remember that one
>>216839961>You forgot because you allowed yourself to be distracted by foolishness.
>>216839861'kay
>>216831801The Action
>>216840374Is the juice
>>216839721>"Atheist">Obsessed with ChristianityMany such cases.
Hello /trek/ how is your Christmas eve? I used the adobe highlight feature for unmasking several victims and coconspirators implicated in the Epstein files. Interestingly enough Geordi and O'Brien remain clothed, because Geordi is an incel and we do not suffer the Irish to feel pleasure
>>216841442They have no dicks
>>216841442did you get your Nacelles? I got mine yesterday
>>216841633I melted them myself this time. It's the only way I can climax. >>216841629Where we're going we won't need dicks
>>216839778the things I would do to prime nechayev
>>216842277Checkedshe's like 80 now THOUGH
>>216842374Still would
>>216843068yeah probably
>>216844171Jeff is the Trekpu of Trek
>>216844221Jeffpu
>>216837970That's not a Klingon though. But I guess if you just hyphen any name, Pi-card, K-irk, U-hura, Y-ar; it can be klingon, huh?
>>216839704>conservative podcaster/debatorFtfy. No one elected him, but he was definitely gaza'd.
>>216838438Whatever the responses, it is crazy that whites arent allowed to sticl up for themselves given they have a smaller population than non-whites>power structuresKurtzmann isnt white. Neither is Iger or Bermann. Neither am I, if I must admit
>>216844703>aren't allowed to stick up for themselvesBeing top of the social ladder is winning already, don't be greedy
>>216833080>bones and data>scotty trapped in a transporter for almost a centuryUnless those instances are different? Not trolling just curious of your take on those two episodes. Albeit, Bones was only on camera for about a minute as he was too old at 127yo to fully function.
>>216844828Gene was autistic about there being virtually no callbacks in tng. 178 episodes and you have only 5 where a TOS character reprises their role. Even back then he could see that any show that relied on memberberries would be utter shit and contemptibly low effort.
>>216845308>Gene was autistic about there being virtually no callbacks in tng.Except for McCoy in the pilot and the Naked Now directly referencing the Naked Time
>>216844719>don't be greedyGood thing im not jewish, huh? I can only imagine the psychosis they go thru on a daily.
>>216845432>Naked NowFor such a show(not the particular episode), there actually is a lot of nudity. Even in ds9. Idk about voy
Picard hates Christmas and those who delight in it. It's one of the reasons why he's the worst captain in Star Trek.
>>216845651They are all atheists
>>216845651his nexus dream is christmas morning with his children, dummy. picard loves christmas
>>216845492On Christmas, the king of the Jews was born.
I am not a merry man
Christmas tree reporting for duty.
Star trek Christmas
Janeway a cute!
>>216846829>mfw I'm watching Die Hard 2 and suddenly it actually is
>>216847256It has Sloan as well
>>216847326Ah yes. Nice.
>>216831549The DS9 jumpsuit looks bad on Picard. Like it sucked out all authority.
>>216847542but it looks good on Sisko tho
>>216847542The DS9 jumpsuit looks bad on everyone
>>216846426ayo ill trim you
>>216846329Grinch
>>216847256I have yet to watch a single Die Hard film
>>216847895Why would you do that to yourself?
>>216847595yep, that's true. Probably because we only know him wearing it from the start, minus the flashbacks when he's wearing standard tng.
>>216839405You clearly haven't watched early TNG.
>>216848552They’re yankee traders, chud.
So which Trek series is your Christmas show? I only ever watch TOS on Christmas for some reason. The other shows aren’t very festive to me. Going to watch Conscience of the King and Assignment Earth tomorrow morning.
>>216848665For me it's Generations. I even got the DVD for christmas from my mum
Is it DS9 or is it Voyager that is really good? I recall one of them is really good and the other is really mid, but I never remember which and I've never tried to watch either one until now.
>>216848873you're thinking of TAS
>>216848552Wrong again. And this is all a deflection anyway. Nutrek has been blatantly anti-white from the beginning, and even if this one character weren't obviously white in all but name, that would remain the case. Don't believe me? Watch next product. Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>216848967Enjoyable but I've already seen it, so now I want either Voyager or DS9.
>>216848989>Nutrek has been blatantly anti-white from the beginningBoimler and Ransom are amazing officers!!
>>216848552Even TNGs worst episodes are still better than anything from Discovery.
>>216848873General public consensus is that DS9 is better than VOY, but if it's your first time you should be watching everything in order anyways.
>>216849016>are constantly humiliated by strong womyn
>>216849106How so? Boimler is right and mariner is a fuckup. Ransom gets personally chosen to replace Feeeman.
>>216849263
Merry Christmas /trek/.
>>216849369Merry Christmas to you
>>216849305When your defence is that another officer is a "fuck-up", maybe it's time to concede that what you're pretending is Trek isn't Trek. And inb4 Barclay.
>>216849394>And inb4 Barclay.What about Gomez?
>>216849369Merry Christmas.
I'm a UK fan and it's Christmas here in the UK, so merry Christmas from the UK!
>>216849467You should be saying Happy Christmas, fake Brit.
>>216849467Huh, thought the bot would've responded by now. Guess it's just another fucking dumb autist after all.
>>216849565this is an American website. and American interent for that matter.
>>216849430That minor character who appeared in two episodes of TNG and spilt some coffee on Picard and needed a word from La Forge after 18 of her crewmates were killed but otherwise performed well?
>>216849588>this is an American website.It's owned by a Japanese man with the backing of a Japanese toy company. Japanese drive on the left side, ipso facto they are British. Happy Christmas, have a cracker, and some fried chicken (because Japanese.)
>>216849657Yes. Spilling coffee is unforgivable.
>>216849565Bong here, and I've no idea what you're talking about. If anyone's faking, it's you.
>>216849664No, defending nutrek is unforgivable. Especially at Christmas.
>>216847859I'll just stand over here in this lake and let you guys hand the lights on me, should be fine as long as Godzilla doesn't show up.
>>216849747What about NYE>>216850387Only the Son of Godzilla here (Godzuki)
>>216850491Ok then, hang the lights but if you are hanging bulbs or other decorations with hooks only hang them on the tendrils not the tentacles. Pro tip:>Rose on the end of it=Tendril>Miniature T-Rex mouth on the end of it=TentacleThis isn't hard people, the living room floor is already covered in wrapping paper, logos and D4s, we don't need to add broken glass decorations to the mess.
What is the sexiest ship in star trek and why is the romulan type-b D'deridex warbird?
>>216849263Oh no Rom is gay ;(
>>216850619You have a nativity scene with live goats this year?
The Federation literally stole the Romulan cloaking device.
Archer stole a cloaking ship from the Taliban
>>216837232The klingons have a word for thisK'ino
>We're now just three weeks from the return of Trek with the debut of Star Trek: Strange New World. Is the bot malfunctioning?
TrekBros...Fucking Kek! How did only 1/3 of the Klingon fleet Fucking smash the Cardassian fleet and take so much territory no problem? They should have been outnumbered badly!
>>216851874Cardies are just a bit shit.
>>216839797Nechayev shaves.
>>216832943I like to think the evil Ryker double episodes are mirror episodes.
Its that time Bros!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xteKObnaA2c
>harry kim says "it's the journey, not the destination : D"fuck off, this is why he doesn't get promoted
Janeway's piss must reek like coffee
>>216852850If it did she could just drink it to save rations
https://youtu.be/w79SdvSDLIAHow is it that the Lower Decks writing staff couldn't write 1 joke as good as this? They should just let the Family Guy make an animated Trek (but don't let him voice any characters)
>>216852850lmao do you think they can all just drink as much soda as they want and beam their kidney stones into Neelix's bedchambers as a snack?
>>216837758And then go rape Malcolm McDowell in the ass
>>216852850so your regular O6
>>216852901I'll drink it.
>>216850924>What is the sexiest ship in star trek and why is the romulan type-b D'deridex warbird?Too much wasted space. The Ferengi ship is nice.
>>216855433I'm the X (mas)
>>216851283Yeah just hang decorations on me,,,
>>216856127Go to bed, Z dawg.
>>216850924I've loved the Miranda since I was a kid. Always loved workhorse type ships, and Mirandas never go quiet or easy either, so you know it's gonna be quality battle scenes when you spot one. A Galaxy vs a Jem'Hadar escort? Obliterated. A Miranda against a fucking Borg cube? Tooth and nail to their very last breath, dragging out just one bitter extra second after another.
>>216854149Seems a bit extreme
>>216836866>>216837758Guinan should have said>you can go back to the time and place where you entered the nexus, but nowhere else
>>216850924The Ambassador Class, and it's not even close.
>>216858511Fat ships are better. Sovereign a shit.
Huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26H_xWocEss
>>216859413You just know
>>216859577goddamn I love combs
>>216859587>Captain, I think it would be best, if you pretended to be Wesley... it would make things more simple that way and less awkward for everyone else>And Jean-Luc- I mean Wesley... call me mother
>>216837232>When you ride together as one until death is served, the dish is always str8 bussin
>>216857351You might be right.Just give him a brutal spanking
Academy might turn the tide.
star trek merry mirth with shranta
>>216860186'Tis the season of goodwill, not naive, completely unfounded optimism.
>>216860204i saw nonny kissing shraaaanta clausss
>>216859577How do I get a neck like Duchad?
>>216861071Steady diet of kanar and Bajoran pussy.
Merry Christmas you guys. I love you, /trek/.
>>216861071Heavy loaded carries - farmers walk your bodyweight per hand for 30-40 meter runs. Zercher squats and carries.
>>216862110>I love you, /trek/I think we should just be friends.
>>216862110Merry Christmas, try some cellular peptide cake with mint frosting!
>>216832987> DS9 was the lorefag show. Never understood the appeal.When was the last time a show put that much focus on lore and worldbuilding? Not just Star Trek, but TV in general? Severance had a great opportunity to be a lorefag show, but it’s more interested in love triangles and relationship drama. DS9 had that too but it was usually not the focus.
>>216862721>When was the last time a show put that much focus on lore and worldbuilding?Community, Adventure Time, Stargate, BSG, Arcane...there are a few.
>>216862749>Childrens' cartoons and network sitcoms have more focus on worldbuilding than sci-fi and fantasy shows with mature age ratings.Grim.
>>216862588>cellular peptide cake with mint frostingalways sounded gross to me. I'm curious what that tastes like
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>>216863005too confusing
>>216863005They deserved it
>>216837911kek
In 'Balance of Terror' why did Mr. Spock say that the Starfleet ships that fought the Romulans a hundred years ago didn't have viewscreen technology and were equipped with atomic weapons, was he stupid?
>>216863510Season one of TOS played fast and loose with rules because Star Trek had no cultural impact or fanbase at that point.
>>216863510You're not making sense, anon.
>>216863888this episode was really nominated for an Emmy for those hairstyles
>>216863924rubbish
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>>216864402i really very much did not like this character
>>216864414From what I've read he was introduced to attract teen girls into watching TOS. That's why they gave him hair like the Monkees.
>>216864494>oh no, my face has materialized in my butt
>>216864449that makes a lot of sense. but I didn't like his whole "Russia is best" shit it feels anachronistic and is one of the few things that I think kinda dates the show a little bit. also I hated his little romance subplots or whatever
>>216864561yeah the "injecting Russia into every convo" thing is about the only character development we ever got from him. Uhura and Sulu were better supporting characters by far.
