>OOOOOOHHHH I'M PLURBING!!!!!!!!!!!Previous >>216847822
>>216852201she is so fucking stupid omg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh07rhLuMUsEnemies to friends to lovers to enemies.
The world's ended? Time for gay sex with women.
what city was in the background in the tea tub scene?
>>216852271How can you have gay sex with women?
Never 4get
>>216852201>finally achieve a breakthrough you have been working towards all season>obvious urgency in the situation, some amount of brusqueness should be expected >completely disengage and stonewall over mild rudeness and excited behavior.>have no interest in hearing out the perspective of the other personholy shit that was annoying, hopefully it was intentional.
They should unplurb someone first, even if it's just as a fuck you to the hivemind. There's no way of knowing wtf aways them after a potential unjoining. Do people come back thankful? Are they "oh fuck thank God you took me out of there I was stuck watching my body do all sorts of crazy things" or are they actually enjoying it? Wouldn't the Peruvian girl willingly joining imply there are people who would have wanted to join as well, and might even take action to go back?
Wow this is so boring, it's great!
>>216852435A game series called STALKER explored a lot of this concept about 20 years back. After leaving the hivemind, many were elated to be normal but were extremely regretful over what they had done while part of the hive, then there were others that missed being part of a greater whole and desperately wanted back in.
>>216852452plebbitors do be like that
>>216852452Kek i dont know why this got me so hard
Redditors are bending over backwards trying to defend Carol and explain why they still like her. She's "human" and "flawed" and "imperfect" and "understandable" and "fleshed out" and "still wants to save humanity" and "unique" as if these address why she isn't a good protagonist
>>216852325fuck you for making me care about some spic, vince
>>216852306BILLIONS owe me sex.
>>216852201I laughed way too hard at this.
>>216852325That place looks like paradise, is real?
>>216852340The problem was that the beaner dude was an insufferable cunt as well. As much as Carol.
>>216852452keeek
>>216852533Carol is easily the most entertaining tv character in 2025
>>216852306By being a woman probably
I'm glad they didn't kill Zosia, if Zosia didn't come back I'd be done.
>>216852543You mean the kid. Young goats are called kids.
>>216852452breaking bad and better call saul had charm that transcended the show. the plot relevance of a particular scene was matched by the idiosyncrasies of a character like chuck. pluribus doesn't really have that, carol just isn't that interesting and there's like 2 supporting characters, one of which doesn't speak english.
>>216852603lel
This shit is so corny when the season was ass, stop trying to force this viral marketing of a show that no one likes
I found it really funny how Carol only asked if Zosia had *someone* in her life, and neither of them specified if that person was male lolShe knows deep down that what she is doing is wrong, but won't admit it
>>216852583they cant kill hercarol is horny for her she has plot armour
>>216852325That pen isn't goat-proof by the way. They would escape.
>>216852325Never forget that you pirated the show? oh don't worry! Don't worry about that one bit. We are right on it.
>>216852583Why she gotta be so god damn fuckable?
>>216852603holy shit roflmao
I love how pussy whipped this miserable cunt is...Zosia threw a little bit of pluribussy at her and this femcel bitch immediately starts writing that weak ass book. You already know what her asshole tastes like you don't have to try and impress her with that weak ass novel you goofy bitch.
>>216852555>Isreal?No, Peru.
>>216852645The ogre or the dyke?
>>216852597Walt had his pride and his cancer and his chemistry knowledge and his family, all which serve to push the plot forward and threaten his relationships and generate conflict. Jimmy has his ambition and con skills and his relationship with his brother. What does Carol have? Isolation, grief, self-doubt. She just doesn't work as a protagonist.
>>216852597Yeah both those previous shows may have had problems, but they had good characters to retain interest. This show has basically none of that and is just Carol whining or sleeping. Maybe we were just spoiled with Michael McKean
>>216852555Montana
>>216852603>local woman's sex vacation ruined by crushing reality
>>216852603kek
>>216852625>it's real
>>216852597*one of WHOM doesn't speak English
>>216852507Damn I dont remember any of that from STALKER. I only remember the enemy that mind blasts you from afar
>>216852625Just how many lives are they willing to endanger for this boring ass show?
>>216852664Why are you here? Did you even watch the show?
>>216852697I wouldn't be surprised if this story turned out to be a viral marketing stunt.
>>216852572I honestly would have killed her the next chance I got when she shot her gun at me. She was clearly absolutely useless and compromised and who knows what she will do if you hurt her precious alien friends. It's literally too dangerous to keep her alive. The show made her turn around almost immediately but obviously you'd have to kill her in a realistic scenario.
>>216852695It's a series with a lot of depth. The group that are in a hivemind are called Monolith, and at the end of the first game you disable the psy-field and everyone is detached and returns to being themselves. You can find a group of them roaming in the third game and they don't know where to go or who they can talk to since regular people hate them and fear them because of what they did when they were in the hivemind.
Pluribussy
>>216852697>>216852709>UKNah they're that fucking retarded over there that some retard probably really thought she was being stalked or something. Anyone who willingly eats British food 100% has questionable mental health.
>...wanna cook?
>>216852597This is what I'm saying. Vince and his minions will defend Carol saying Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul had horrible evil immoral characters that people liked because "they were men", but the problem is that Carol genuinely has nothing going for her. She's not smart, she's not fun, she's not kind, she is not selfless, she's not brave, she doesn't have any skills or good personality traits.
>>216852746Schizos aren't just a British phenomenon, the US has plenty of those too.
>>216852572They are both portrayed as cunts. That is clearly the intention.
>>216852751HOLY SHIT HAHA
>>216852742I was getting worried, anon :)
>>216852751KEK
>>216852758>randomly bringing up the U.S.Can you try being a little less obessed?
>>216852452kek accurate
>>216852731Interesting, now I remember a bit. How is STALKER 2, is it worth trying? I really enjoyed Shadow of Chernobyl.
>>216852780Call it an inspired guess that you're from the US, considering you always bitch about the bongs for whatever reason.
>>216852572The beaner behaved completely rational in the situation. Carol was being unreasonable and seemingly forgot what was on the line.
>>216852751She seems to have gotten older and fatter in the span of filming.
>>216852709It's more retarded than that.The fridge ad went viral on reddit, someone said "haha wouldn't it be crazy if your name was Carol and this popped up, you might think you were going crazy"Then another redditor made a post like a week later where he said this happened and lazy journos reported it like it was real
Manny is too based for this show, he's honorary white
>>216852435>Wouldn't the Peruvian girl willingly joining imply there are people who would have wanted to join as well, and might even take action to go back?The peruvian girl had no idea what being part of the hivemind is actually like.
>>216852809>The beaner behaved completely rational in the situation.Let's not go nuts. He knows about drones and listening bugs but doesn't know about directional microphones.
>>216852817This was her when Vince asked her to play Carol
>>216852787For sure. What's funny is the central plot of STALKER 2 is about former Monolith that want to rejoin the hivemind while a majority of other former Monolith don't want to, but rejoining the hivemind will force all the former Monolithians back into it against their will because their minds are permanently susceptible to it. As for overall gameplay, pretty gud. There's some DLC coming out early next year too which sounds pretty kino but it's still a great game as is.
>>216852753yep and then when she realizes that it's HER life on the line again too then suddenly she wants to help. What an absolutely monumental cunt. So the whole world can go to shit with billions of people as long as you are fine, ey Carol? Typical turbo cunt
>>216852848He did want to talk in the ambulance. Carol made him jump through hoops
>>216852325he's in a better place now
>>216852867They got her where they want her. She can't fix it by herself and she doesn't even know where to begin. She's misunderstood.
>>216852886goat bless
>>216852871Once he realised she wasn't going in he should have realised the umbrella was nonsense. As well as the fact they are communicating via an electronic device so everything they say can be easily picked up anyway.
>>216852871How does he know the Ambulance wasn't bugged?
>>216852867Are you feeling okay?
An entire season where nothing happened. Hopefully we will see the plot move forward in season 2 when it comes out in 2028 lmao
>>2168526039 episodes and summed up perfectly in six panels
>>216852603holy kek
>>216852799No we don't
So how long until Season 2?
>>216852899Airplane mode means the hive can't hear them from an airplane up above
>>216852906>no 5 minute uninterrupted shot of him inspecting the ambulance in complete silence searching for listening devicesA rare unbravo for Vince.
When does Mike show up?
>>216852949And yet I correctly guessed you're American from that post alone.
>850+ Million people died during the Joining>11 Million died during Carol's tantrum.
>nothing ever happensThings happen every episode. Not sure what you people want. Action? Death? Huge sci-fi revelations every week?
>>216852890dude she hasn't even begun to try. All she did was to talk to the plurbs for a bit and discovering some personality traits. Rofl, congrats on several months of work there. She is not misunderstood, that's the thing: She's a typical, useless, cunty person who has never done anything for anyone but herself and even in the face of global annihilation she still doesn't change. Billions of people starving to death? Well that's just crazy! I came up with a solution immediately that just because the plurbs cant kill anything: You can have them build a machine that Carol presses a button on to kill a million cows each day. She could also be doing the exact same thing as what Manos did and keep screaming at them and seeing if that helps get the real person out again. That was the first thing he tried but somehow this is too complicated for her. He even thought to warn them first so that 9 billion people step off their ladders first or land their planes so nobody gets hurt.
>"So, uh, whats in the box?>"Oh, its just a nuke.">"..."
>>216852995see >>216852964Manny just needs to level up first
The phone translation is very obvious padding
>>216852680I wish women would look at me like this. It's usually a quick 1 second look and then they immediately look away not even in disgust just general disinterest.
>>216852998I'm not even that person retard
>>216853004People are disappointed it's not a revealslop show like Severance.
>>216853006It's just a show anon you should really just relax, you're gonna hurt yourself
>>216853004>first episode after 6 episodes where stuff happens>"see you retards? stuff happens all the time!"
>>216853014It seemed more like an ad for the iPhone seeing as how they didn't have one for the majority of this show.
Bruh this episode made me hate carol so much, it literally goes to fuckin show, don't send a woman - especially not a lesbian to do a mans job of saving the world kek. Say what you will about our schizoid latino - that brother was focused on his mission even after carol sturka failed him in every way. Carol kneeewww exactly who these people were and she thought she could love bomb them into submission? What in retardation...i get she had her nervous break down , that's no excuse to forget. Season 2 - Carol is gonna bitch about why she has to die alone and drag her feet , me me me bullshit while our boi literally becomes a fuckin engineer (deadass could ask to be taught in a lecture if he wanted too with virusGPT over here) in the meantime and its only his work that's gonna lead anywhere. Vince HAS to know how he's portraying these characters, is this lowkey a sneak jab on LGBT-tards? Vince probably knows he's got at least a 3 season run with this I would assume. I have to admit, I would never watch this shit week to week - so I waited until season finale weekend to binge this. FUUUCK this was a well written, well shot, boring AF show. Nothing happens! What bait, oooo finale is gonna turn everything on its head. They didn't do shit really. Two conversations and a change of heart. Zosia is deadass my fave character tho after latino-man.
I finished Plebibus and I hate it. It was a fun watch. Carol is an annoying cunt, the writing was Reddity even for a Vince show, but for some odd reason it still had some hatewatch charm. Solid 6/10.
>>216853027/r/pluribus is the place for you. Go enjoy fun brainless talk about your fav show, girl
>>216852856Wild thats 54.
>>216852603KEK good season summary
>>216853051Melty
Why was Manousos in the trunk?
>>216853018Neither am I.
>>216853045ROFL that was the season finale?! HAHA. I thought finally something happens and we can get somewhere before this show ends. But nope.
>>216852856Fuck. I need that tongue.
>>216853006Every sane person who watched this show feels like this all the time. The protagonist spent 70 (seventy) days doing absolutely nothing, and wants to act mighty about it.
>>216853039If Zosia doesn't come back, I'm out...
>>216853045>9 hours>6/10Whats your life like?
>>216852906He assumed it wasn't bugged because he randomly "borrowed" it. But realistically the plurb did have time to bug it when he wrote "+ one ambulance" on the I Owe You. Generally he underestimates what a hivemind super intelligence could do.Not sure if it is a lack of his imagination or the writer's.
>>216853066Carol forced him in there at gunpoint
>>216853030Interesting things happened in each and every episode.
>>216852325justice for the goat
okay i was genuinely supporting the show for the first 4 episodes, and i tolerated her pathetic succumbing to loneliness....but wtf is this writing? why the fuck does she switch so quickly after the absurdly antagonistic shit she does to brown dude for zsosia? dont be retarded, i know the literal reason, the switch up was just too quick and poorly executed/written
>>216853039boring is not the right word, I was engaged the whole time and invested in the characters , but nothing significant even for the finale? That's tooo slow even for slow burn dramas.
>>216853099wtf no she didn't, they didn't show thatquit making stuff up
>>216853066Looking for bugs.
>>216853088I live alone and work a mundane job. My only friends are anonyfriends on the 4chan boards I post on. But I'm actually quite content, so I may have some sort of mental defect. Merry Christmas.
>>216853090Overall the premise has many autistic technicalities and they are not used at all. Nobody in the writer's room understands the actual power of the combined, synchronized minds and bodies of 7 BILLION PEOPLE
>>216853066I think to hide him so that when the plurbs stopped glitching they didn't know where he was It would have been a good idea to show Carol and Manousos talk and quickly come up with this plan
>>216853102It's weird, right? Especially since the usual excuse is the lack of time, and here they are fucking dragging their feet every step and still couldn't land it.
>>216853090in general you can only do so much, he has to sleep at some point. While he sleeps they can easily plant listening devices all over him, his phone, into the soles of his shoes or directly into him. He is doing the best he can with a big dose of hope.
>>216853102>but wtf is this writing? why the fuck does she switch so quickly after the absurdly antagonistic shit she does to brown dude for zsosia?Vince is revealing that LGBT-tards are not tolerant towards browns the moment they have to sacrifice anything of their own even if the brown dude has a good reason for doing what he did. I'm getting more and more convinced this is an LGBT-hate show
>>216853124Merry Christmas Anon!
>>216853102>absurdly antagonistic shit she does to brown dudeMaybe she's just a racist.
>>216853112>>216853135She shoots at him and then racks the shotgun and tells him to back away. The next thing we see is her treating her slit friend. It's obvious she ordered him into the closest containtment area she could find to keep him away. Once the plurbs were back the drones would be instantly monitored and he would have been seen getting out of the trunk.
>>216853129>>216853090The plurb doesn't seem super intelligent. I don't think the individuals' brainpower is really being used. It's like each brain is a single neuron.
>>216853157Merry Christmas Caroliners.
>>216853121Insecto?
I love that the indian chicks personality is "I'm a bitch", and she only appears in the show to be a bitch
>>216853162this would make Carol interesting. the racist carol vs the misogynist Manny. A lesbian or a latino. who wins the minority wars
>>216853168Oh yeah you're right, that must be it
calling it now they took the ecudorian guys stem cells while he was in surgery, he will get converted next season and carol will have to give herself a bunch of science lessons under pressure to save the dayalso she wont ask the plurbs to destroy her eggs because that would be too obvious and we need a stupid plot hole riddled time crunch for no reason
>>216853066Autism
>>2168531297 billion people = 50 background extras
>>216853073sorry anon that tongue is exclusively for PLUSH PINK PLURB PUSSY
>>216853173This is well done.
i really don't like this shot
It was weird to reveal that Carol's house had bugsMaybe that'll pay off in s2
>>216853199Carol didn't even know pH 7 is neutral. its like that scenario of having infinite time and having to beat Magnus Carlsen
>Nothing happens!! Nothing happens!!What the fuck do you people even want to happen? Deaths? Solutions to everything? This is obviously a show that focuses on the drama and humanity of the characters.We'll probably get some deaths at some point though. They seemed to imply the plurbs wouldn't take kindly to be deplurbbed and treat it like a "fire".
>>216853199I'm not sure those stem cells work that way. Those cells in adults just repair damage, while embryonic are the kind that can be used to make things from new and grow more of that new shit continuously. I'm basing this knowledge off other TV shows but it makes enough sense to me.
>>216853215This I fear it's exclusively for postmenopausal polish plurb poon
>>216853183it makes me think why haven't they converted her yet or if that was really her on the phone this episode , they can't get indian woman's stem cells?
>>216853228Damn there's no way they can do 2 years a season, she will look like Betty White before the finale.
>>216853199It looked like there was a big syringe sitting next to the scalpel that he picked up, so probably
>>216853230Anon... it wasnt bugged by the plurbs... helen put the motion detector on the liquor cabinet because carol had a drinking problem. This was shown to us in episode 1 when she had to blow into a breathalizer attached to her car just to get it running.
>>216853199Why do you people think she can just ask them to destroy her eggs? Their desire to spread supersedes everything else - they were willing to kill for it, though not purposeful they were aware it was a risk. If she asked about the eggs they would simply refuse to tell her anything, just like they won't tell her how to undo the joining.
>>216853039I'm actually impressed with Manusos intelligence and sheer fucking will>Manages to learn basic english in less than a month, all while also traveling by car>Almost manages to cross the Darien on foot>Actually manages to make more progress investigating the plurb in a few hours than Carol in a whole week because radio obssesed schizo>Managed to deal with white lesbian woman temper tantrum with little context somewhat>Traces a bunch of conspiracy theories about the plurb, and probably more than half of them are right>Learns basic physics and electromagnetism in less than a week.Thus guy is just hyperfocused as hell.
>>216853173ok this is cute, sauce?
>>216853239>>216853252the fact the spic guy keeps everything in a notebook makes it obvious that he will get plurb'd and carol will have to decode his notesthis shit is so fucking telegraphed, and vince took 7+ years to write this story?
>>216853199the most telling conversation is the fact he said Zosia told him everything , we don't really know what that entails He probably knows he's on a clock , that's why he's working so hard
>>216853228they're going to just let her get old in front of our eyes like Bob Odenkirk. 2 years a season is fucking insane. We need to start filming tonight, white women age at the speed of light.
>>216853252I was wrong, it was a pair of scissorsthey still probably did do this though
>>216853254Every episode she seems to drink until she passes out, I think it's more than a problem. And it would be pretty based if Vince never addressed this, she will just have to save the world while being an alcoholic. In fact I would be pissed if there was some sort of episode where she finally gets help for her drinking.
just watched ep 9.prolly late with apple's scheduling but whatever.all i have to say isKINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216853281Its pretty obvious that he is extremely autistic and his hyper fixation seems to now be trying to get the world back to how it was.
>>216853273they gave her an atom bomb, they wouldn't take her to their lab where theyre working on an embryo?at least, carol should have asked. if they said no thats fine, at least as an audience we would have a rational explanation as to why carol is under a time crunch.
>>216853283It's a show called hag lesbian versus album.
>>216852201>PLURBIN LMAFO LOL!!
>>216853228
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>>216853285i want latino man to actually save the day , make carol some supervillain antagonist if you must They wont do it cause its a upper class white people show (only those fuckers paying for apple tv kek) , so whites have to save the day - but it would be a damn near nice change of pace.
Manousos reacted more calmly to Carol's antagonism than I expected after the conversation with Zosia, and I think it is probably because Zosia told him Carol was the only survivor to try and resist the hive and about the whole drug induced interrogation thing.
>>216853310And atom bomb does not directly keep them from their priority to spread to her. For them it's just a more extreme version of the grenade. You shouldn't need to be spoonfed that the protecting the joining and infecting everyone is the number one thing they won't compromise on.
this show was so bad i just repeatedly skipped forward every 10 seconds until things started happening. i never even finished the finale, should have been 3-4 episodes.
>>216853287>we don't really know what that entails And why the fuck don't we? Why wasn't at least part of this shown
>>216853347carol should have asked, cope and sneed about it
>>216852452
>>216853318Kek, I wonder if they'll de-age her since they're going to take a 2 year break between seasons (and already have said it will be 4 seasons long).
>>216853339Why does every building in this show have those exposed cross beams on the ceiling
just two more years for season two haha
>>216853369its new mexico nigga
>>216853369Nu-Spanish style design, very popular in New Mexico.
>>216853339>drug induced interrogation thing.Which ep was that, I can't remember
>>216853365maybe the poojeet lady will throw acid in her face and they'll just have her in a mask or burn makeup for the decade it takes to get 5 seasons
>hey plurb, please unplurb this person in front of me, it would really make me happyWhy wouldn't this work?
NO SHOW ON EARTH NEEDS MULTIPLE YEARS TO COMPLETE ONE SEASONHOW IN THE FUCK DOES A PROJECT TAKE TWO YEARS?
>>216853354>And why the fuck don't we? Why wasn't at least part of this shownim willing to bet it'll be a season 2 thing , like flashbacks
>>216853381>>216853382Oh ok. I couldn't remember if Breaking Bad had that architectural style.
>>216853373What better way to destroy the hype on a slow paced show than putting it on a 2 year hiatus. Bravo Vince!
>>216853392>>hey plurb, please unplurb this person in front of me, it would really make me happy>Why wouldn't this work?Biological imperatives. They believe plurbing is the best thing ever , they can't do it and need their space kek
>>216853339THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>216853409this but unironically. Venture Brothers worked with the long hiatuses because it was fast paced and the episodes stood on the own and had rewatchability. these will only be rewatchable because in two years it will be forgotten
>>216853004>its le not about the scifi concept or mystery or action, this is a le character study of carol! The problem is…carol sucks shit as a character and I don’t care
>>216853403Yeah it had plenty, a lot of buildings in New Mexico are like that. Pic related is the Davis & Main office from BCS.
>>216853373>>216853395Of course it will take two years. This show has a lot of complicated filming locations like a house, lots of actors and extras like Carol being alone, lots of hard to find props like an ice cold red Gatorade.
>Let's make an unlikable lesbian cunt our main protagonistWhat were they THINKING?
>>216853403The scenes in Mexico and Elliot and Gretchen's house did. Maybe a couple others.
>>216853450It's an experiment to see how far normalfags will go to defend LGBT
>>2168534507 years ago when Vince started writing it was peak wokeism
>>216853450Apple's target audience is white woman aged 35-54/
>>216853438If I was Tim Apple, I would tell that fuck he has 2 months to get back with us with the story and 4 months after that to get filming. NOTHING in this show was technically impressive. It's just a bunch of people walking and driving. The most interesting scenes happened in South America during Manousos' trip.
>>21685343815 mil an episode baby
>>216853450It was written with a guy in mind, but then at the end of BCS, Vince decided it should be Rhea starring in it so he rewrote the character at the last minute.
>>216853470Tim Apple is too mild mannered to do that
>>216853450>unlikeableCarol was right about literally everything until she chose to go live with Zosia instead of helping Manlysauce, but it makes perfect sense that she did because shes been miserable all of her life and for the first time in a very long time she was happy, REALLY HAPPY. Happier than she was even with Helen it seems.
>>216853479I heard this too but after watching the first episode it makes no sense. Would a man be writing fantasy romanceslop?
>>216853438There's also the massive CGI budget needed to have footage of Rhea standing on a roof looking over Albuquerque, you can't film a wide shot of a city in live action, it's too complicated.
>>216853483the spic guy who's a conspiracy theorist is way more interesting
>>216853450When this show first started a lot of you were "she's literally me" about Carol, what changed? Did the mirror become uncomfortable?
>>216853479The original guy main character was probably like Manousos with a couple of Carol's features like maybe having previously had a problem with drinking
>>216853508Too many women moments.
>>216853499No, hence the last minute re-writes. I'd guess it was originally a guy writing boring horrorslop and ends up living in a real life horrorslop.
>>216853499He would be a slop writer like GRRM. Not romance fantasy specifically
>>216853508Makes sense, because /tv/ is filled with hysterical dykes with no self-awareness
>>216852644The foxconn factories in china had to install nets outside their windows to keep their employees from leaping to their death.>https://www.reuters.com/article/technology/foxconn-hit-by-10th-jumping-death-nets-installed-idUSTOE64P08H/
>>216853508Nobody said that, people were saying "wtf is she doing" from the very start.
>>216853483>Carol is only happy when she's raping and enslaving people controlled by a hivemindSounds pretty fucked up bro. Reddit told me that Diabate was the bad guy.
>>216853507hes also a pseudo main character just like Mike was in Better Call Saul.
>>216853536>saving bugmen liveswtf i hate apple now
>>216853499>. Would a man be writing fantasy romanceslop?Probably wasn't. Probably a TV writer cause it seems like vince wants to self insert himself into his own world -- the fact this got approved tells me hes so far up his ass that he thinks these characters behaviors pass for "emotion" / everyone can relate to this right?
>>216853544>raping and enslaving peopleYou might be more retarded than the average tech illiterate boomer I have to deal with as customers on a daily basis and thats saying something anon
>>216853558>people controlled by a hivemind against their will>made to labor for carol and munch on her carpetidk m8, you tell me
>>216853557>the fact this got approvedIts literally one of the most popular and watched shows on television anon. Just because YOU dont like it and are too autistic to understand why other people's emotions doesnt mean that other people dont like it.https://televisionstats.com/s/pluribus
>>216853466people really forget this so much , this is tailored towards an audience that statistically has the most time to watch TV , incel 4channer tv autists likely did not factor into their calculation
>>216853508There's a lot of mentally ill samefagging going on
>>216852629He doesn't want to escape, he's just a little goat. Right now he thinks he'd just better stay put and wait for the girl to come back and feed him
Would you fix the Pluribus situation? How would you?
>>216853595>>made toWhat is carol going to do? She cant force them to give up the mind control. Their autonomy is completely lost no matter what she does. No matter if she tells them to do something or she doesnt, the person is still being forced to do something against their will. Atleast by doing things with carol they can be happy. Now is it right? No of course not, she should be helping manly sauce fix them so they can regain their autonomy. But carol is not the one enslaving them, she is not forcing them to do anything. Not even remotely. The virus is you fucking mentally ill schizo retard.
>>216852201you're life is your o-ACKvince, I know you're reading the boards, you fucking hack
>>216853599This doesn't appear to say anything about how many people watch itIt's just "online engagement"Anyway I don't think people watch shows anymore, it's something to put on in the background while you look at your phone
>>216853613jam the plurb frequency
>>216853613First I'd ask them to load all of the Africans, Indians, Muslims, and Chinese onto airplanes. Then I'd have an emotional fit so the planes crash. Then I'd go ask Manos what the radio shit is all about.
>>216853657pluribus is not the type of show you can just passively watch anon, in fact it is the exact opposite of that kind of show. It is the main reason so many people ITT and all over the internet seethe about it and call it slow.
>>216853657>all those 5 minute sequences where nothing happens are breaks for normalfags to scroll tiktok
>>216853649She could have them do pleasant things or things that are good for them, like synchronized swimming
>>216853684pretty sure zosia is getting a really good workout if you know what i mean.
>>216853674It's the kind of show that shows miles of nothing while having interesting things happen offscreen so you can "speculate" about themEg the plurbs going about their lives or building their transmitter, or what is Zosia doing when she's not with Carol, or Mano interrogating ZosiaNone of it is shown, instead we have Carol walking back and forth in her empty house
does chekhov's gun apply to atom bombs
>>216853674It's the most passive show there's been in years. You could leave the room for 20 minutes and come back and you would have missed absolutely nothing.
>>216852856Racey Horn can get it
>>216853704>instead we have Carol walking back and forth in her empty housethat's the best part
>>216853600This. I feel like I'm in bizzaro world where we're having threads on White Lotus and Desperate Housewives
>>216853649>it's rape when the black guy does it, but it's perfectly ok when the white woman does itThat's messed up anon.
>>216853483The guy behind the show is really good at writing narcissists of different kinds and Carol shows this by being happy only when she can do whatever she wants while being catered to for no effort, without going full hedonism like the black guy.>>216853507This, I wish the POV of the show would change to him because he actually seems to be driven by something even if he's also got his mental issues, he has a philosophy and he sticks to it while displaying more agency in how he scans for the radio channels and tries to figure out some scientific way to turn things around.
>>216853713>whole show is walking around a house, drinking wine and sleepingNo wonder the main viewing demographic is women in their 40s-50s.
>>216853665>First I'd ask them to load all of the Africans, Indians, Muslims, and Chinese onto airplanes.Absolutely based!
>>216853659Too obvious, you'd only have one chance at it and you couldn't mess up. I'd save that for last, only when I know exactly what to do.>>216853613Faraday cage room, done in such a way that if the plurb loses contact with the individual, it thinks they just died in some accident and doesn't come looking.
>>216853613I'd have them clean up all of India and install toilets in every home.
>A large part of the last episode of season 1 is Carol and Paraguay man wondering if the Plurbs planted any listening devices >The Plurbs can't lie>No one thinks to phone up the Plurbs and ask "Are you listening to us right now in anyway?"One of my biggest gripes about this show is how the characters are quite often morons who miss obvious things like this.
>>216853659"directions unclear, jammed tongue in plubussy" t. carol
>>216853717>>216853600I think everyone here got tricked by the scifi aspect. It's like For All Mankind, which started out with nuclear rockets and Werner von Braun, then rugpulled you and dumped you in amongst the browns and the lesbians.
>>216853710>missed absolutely nothing.anon.. if you really think this then you should probably ask for a post term abortion. Every single shot has a purpose even if it isnt to immediately drive the plot forward.
>>216853611>Right now he thinks he'd just better stay put and wait for the girl to come back and feed himDidn't think the little beaner and her goat would be something i cared about, but here we are. Feels bad man.
>>216853613>please give me access to the entire nuclear arsenal of the world>please now give me all the data you have on unplurbing or I will nuke the entire world
>>216853744Wouldn't a farady also be how a lot of people have survived it and are surviving? A lot of think tank bunkers are built to only receive very specific frequencies. And not every corner of the planet will be able to receive a frequency.
>>216853753Carol isn't wondering anything, Paraguay man doesn't trust yet that they can't tell lies.
>>216853365>Carol gets plurbed>Manousos tries to save her by trying some sort of jamming attack with Zosia nearby>gets his wires crossed and individual Carol ends up in Zosia's body>MC instantly becomes at least 2x more likable and can last until end of show
>>216853768>For you see, the half empty wine bottle means Carol is optimistic and could be glass half empty or glass half full. Absolute genius, bravo Vince.
>>216853768the scenes of her sleeping are very important, yes. can't dare miss those or the ones of her pacing around.
>>216853124I am too, but I wouldn't want it any other way. I'm as happy as a plurb, probably even happier.
>>216853713>>216853733pluribus is for 40 year old wine aunts what breaking bad is to 20 year olds that play undertale
>won’t accept free healthcare even during an alien invasion/our/chud
>>216853792But Carol does start to wonder once they find the device planted by her wife in the cabinet. Carol even angrily rings up the Plurbs to ask "Did you plant that bug?" To which they answer no (which is the truth). But again, it never crossed her mind that the correct way to question this is 'Did you bug my house?" As there is no way to directly step around to that version of question without lying.
>>216853814It's frightening that even Patrick Tomlinson has done better writing than anything on this show.
>>216853753>The Plurbs can't lieMaybe that's just what they want you to think
>>216853874top kek lmao
>>216853753>Are you lying to me?>No, we can't lie :)>Okay :)
>>216853900This is the undercurrent of the whole show , we don't really know this for sure and what keeps us coming back in all honesty , we want to see nice people BREAK. To Narcissists and immature people - this show is their wet dream because it frames their reality of the world as correct, there's always a catch to too nice people (despite the fact statistically these people are bound to exist just for the sake of it)
>Final hour of The Plurbing>「Whitehouse - Washington D.C.」>"Mister president, we have finished operation omega warprdive. This should immunize you against the virus...but we only have enough for a handful of people...but nonetheless it can buy us more time for a cure!">"Yea yea, and this works, right? It'll work?">"Mister president...the top scientists we have left have been working day and night within the past 4 hours to get this vaccine ready for you in the timeframe you've requested.">"...alright, good good. Hand 'em around, cheers cheers. To a new world.">*jabs*>...>"Hi Carol. It's me, Davis Taffler, the highest ranking official left in office. Due to unforeseen circumstances, the other politicians above me were sadly unable to join us..."
>>216853914Again, you can easily phrase a question to which it's impossible to answer without lying. "Are your listening in to my everyday conversations in any way?" The most they can do is choose to refuse to answer, which in this scenario is as good as an admission anyway.
>>216853882>There is a thing in my liquor cabinet!!>Uh what kind of thing? Can you describe what it looks like?>plastic rectangular techie thing>Oh that one wasn't us.If they didn't bug her house, they wouldn't have asked her to describe the thing that she found.
>>216853949Why are you assuming they can't lie?It would be to their advantage to let carol think that
>>216853981Yes, I actually agree. And that whole interaction is exactly what I'm on about. Anyone would pick up on that. But Carol doesn't. Because carol is seemingly a moron.
>>216854001She was overly emotional and couldn't think straight because she thought her lesbian plurbfu betrayed her.
>>216853767the show would have been better if her name was Carol Stukas and she dive bombed the plurbs
>>216853997That's the rules the show give us. If they start changing the rules mis stream for any reason, it's just bad writing. It'd be like if the Plurbs started killing people despite saying they can't. I'm not even saying it might not be the case either. I've already seen some suspect writing already.
>manu calls them>they instantly know it was manu calling them
>>216853997So far everything in this show has been exactly as it seems with no plot twists.
>>216854051>they saw carol and manousos walk to the other house>they saw carol walk back>they know which house the call came fromHe was right that they're spying from above.
>>216854071Zosia said they had drones watching Carol.
>>216854091Yeah also they watched drone footage of Manny's ambulance together. Why the fuck didn't she want to get under the umbrella?
>>216854104Cause she is fucking the Plurbs now. She's become dependent on them and trusts them too much. Shed rather be with them than lonely. Well, at least until she realises she is running out of time until they Plurb her.
>>216853337>They wont do it cause its a upper class white people show (only those fuckers paying for apple tv kek)Damn, you know I never quite pieced it together. I guess this is why I feel the same way about this as I do with Severance.Apple already bans the use of their phones for Villain characters. They would never allow their audience to be "wrong" either.
How satisfying was it to see Chekhov's shotgun finally come into play? Carol looked so fucking savage here. I don't think she's inferior to Manousos in terms of badassery.
>>216854091>>216854071Carol deadass watched brown guy drive upto the house via predator drone on her TV, carol is retarded. They don't have to bug her home , she uses a fucking landline , the FBI had a program decades ago that can reverse tap land lines , im sure they can just boot that shit back up and say "no we did not literally bug your home" , CIA can watch u via your TV if they wanted too Zosia says "that wasn't us" , could the president have survived and is keeping tabs on the survivors as well? That would be a genuine twist , a third party with its own motivations. But I think the atom bomb dispells this theory a little. That fucking phone she uses to ring ring banana phone their asses is their bug
>>216854051Noticed this too, also how they noticed when it was Carol picking up the phone in Coomba's penthouse
>>216854151yes it was so satisfying watching carol completely cuck us the viewer out of the one thing weve been wanting to see all season oneit was so heckin epic because le checkov's shotgun xD
>>216854051>>216854071>>216854173we can assume they are always watching every survivor with drones and shit like thermal vision
>>216854051they share minds , indian lady is also retarded and probably calls her up right in front of her family so they get advanced warning
>>216854051>2025>Nigga has never heard of caller ID
>>216853786>A lot of think tank bunkers are built to only receive very specific frequencies. And not every corner of the planet will be able to receive a frequency.Didn't they explain that they focused on turning people that lived in isolated areas first, before the mass turning? Something about getting to military and the international space station personnel first in order to make the transition as smooth as possible. And that they were forced to move faster due to circumstances.
>>216854172>deadassI hope you get AIDS
Plurbed individuals will try and convince you that wide still-shots of an empty city is the kind of sfx that justifies $15m per episode
>>216854215It's still not possible to reach everything, there are some that are so off grid that only a handful of people know about their existence. And even with conversion by tainting their food or water or whatever, the isolation from frequencies in the bunker makes it moot anyway.
>>216854243You don't get it, wide angle shots of cities are REALLY hard and they had to use CGI okay?
They need to show me Zosia's slit if they want me to tune in to season 2.
>>216854243pluribus is a wealth redistribution scheme to pay a bunch of extras who live in new mexico a multi year salary
>>216853882The sole reason for that scene was to create foreshadowing about her frozen eggs, so that it doesn't come up out of nowhere when they talk about it later. Its almost like this show is written episode to episode instead of knowing how its going to go from the start.
>>216852252Yes she is a woman
>>216854216u first
>>216854263>Minutes long uninterrupted close ups of Carol tongue fucking Zosias puffy shaved pussy.>Has absolutely no baring on the plot>Just as Vince intended One can dream
>>216854280They first mentioned the frozen eggs in episode 3.
>>216854320he's never been a nudity or a sex heavy writer, its one of the things I like about him, he probably won't put anything like that in if it doesn't serve a purpose and if he does it'll be weak sauce bait - apple tv is no HBO
Why doesn't she just ask for the eggs. Is she stupid?
Did you not see the amount of drinking scenes they made her do haha
Probably too late now
>>216854368It’s iced tea, she’s not a method actor.
>>216854361>I'm afraid we can't do that Carol :)It's already been established that the one thing that overrides their other rules is the desire to assimilate. So they'd just refuse.
>>216854361>Why doesn't she just ask for the eggs. Is she stupid?I think its a subtle implication that she never actually trusted these things, if they have them, they have copies, she knows they want to plurb her so why wouldn't they make copies
>>216853007Manny's assessment of Carol immediately shifts from "frustrating and probably useless bitch" to "I think I might be safer with the plurbs"
5 seasons of this sloppa
>>216854246Sure, but the point of turning military and high level officials early would be to circumvent such isolation.The president asks his Admirals to recall all submarine crews or others that might be hidden away in some top secret bunker. They comply, returning to port or base only to be infected.Even people that are off grid like uncontacted tribes, can be written to say that they were still affected by the magical chemtrails that happened to reach everywhere.I'm sure that Vince can have some isolated people that weren't affected as an excuse to introduce new characters in future seasons.
My question is, why didn't she just ask to get her frozen eggs back? They couldn't have denied her from that, could they?
>>216854384She could just lie and say it's for some totally different, non-plurb thing. They seem like slaves to technicalities.>>216854402Even if you don't trust them, you can at least cover your bases within the confines of their programming.Whatever, I'm overthinking it. I hope in season 2 Diabetes goes to war against Carol to maintain his monopoly on pussy and Wrestlemania.
>>216854403>carol gets drunk and burns her house down>manousous just stands there with his hands on his hips
>>216854280Season 2:>Hello Carol. Turns out we won't be able to plurb you after all. Pluripotent cells are very fragile, plus the eggs harvested 14 years ago from a wizened 40 year old heroin-using drunkard aren't in the best quality.>7 episodes of Zosia and Carol being lesbians>Season finale: Actually, we were able to transfer a nucleus from one of your somatic cells into an egg cell, so we'll be able to derive pluripotent diploid stem cells from that and we'll be able to plurb you.
The big twist down the line is that the hive can lie, it just chooses not to because it considers that to be "right". But when it has to it will.Same thing with being non-aggressive and so on.Why would anyone trust an alien manipulative invading force on their word?
>>216854521I used to think this as well, but then it begs the question of why they have given up so much information that is literally helping carol and manly sauce stop them. Like if they could lie from the beginning, then there is no point in telling them A LOT of things that they have been. They could have LIED about those things.
>>216854521>big twistAt this point I'm predicting 0 twists in the entire series.
>>216854263this is /tv/, anon, we prefer the term coiinslot around here
>>216854280>The sole reason for that scene was to create foreshadowing about her frozen eggsare you retarded anon we literally see carol and the other dyke talking about her frozen eggs when they are on vacation in the ice place in episode 3
>>216852201i had no idea there was no road connecting south america to central america. wtf they doin down there just build a road and dynamite the mountains
>>216854521Zosia/the show pretends like the rules are ironclad, but they're inconsistent within the show.It has all these rules, but it has shown that it WILL make exceptions, such as stocking a grocery store of food just for Carol even if it means a bunch of food wastage and inefficiency and additional starvation, or digging a grave/building a diner just to please Carol even if it means killing plants and ants.So if its main priority is to spread and it has already shown the ability to withhold information and plurb people without consent, then it WILL lie to Carol if it comes down to it. And the same thing goes for it's "no killing" rule, if the "spread at all costs" rule takes precedence.
>>216852201the finale didn't even really feel like a finale it just felt like another episode. It also pissed me off how carol suddenly was so sympathetic to the hivemind and being a overall dickhead to mannusos. Like I get she doesn't want to be alone again and wants to be happy but that should stop her from exercising basic critical thinking. like if she sat down and thought for one minute and went >"Hmmmm, I wonder if the plurbs are going to use clever wording and loopholes like they have done before to try find a way to convert me.
>>216854570Same.
i want to see the parts where the space station, nuclear subs, and north/south pole personnel were infectedthat shit would be interesting to see
>>216854521>>216854547Hi, I would like to let you know that the showrunners stand firm that the plurbs can't lie. They are "lawyerly" and can only be "truth-adjacent", but they can't lie.https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/pluribus-finale-explained-vince-gilligan-original-ending-1236616824/
>>216854572She's in love, she didn't want to see the red flags.
>>216854570>>216854586Shithole countries are in charge down there, they lack the motivation
>>216854589Nope, best we can do is to have the same three actors sit in a McMansion and say that it happened.It was totally epic though.
>>216854590It would fundamentally break the show if they could outright lie.
>>216853508She gave in and became a Koumba.
>>216854571>It has all these rules, but it has shown that it WILL make exceptions, such as stocking a grocery store of food just for Carol even if it means a bunch of food wastage and inefficiency and additional starvation, or digging a grave/building a diner just to please Carol even if it means killing plants and ants.There is enough existing produce to present to carol at that point in the timeline , there are only 12 survivors , they can just the fronting for them as a business expense to stay in the good graces of the remaining 12 or whatever the number is now.
>>216853613>wait until they build the giant satellite>distract the guard by reading Carol's new finished novel that the plurbs have been anticipating all this time>hijack the signal with plurb denoiser frequency>point it at the moon so it reflects back at earth >bittersweet final farewell to Zosia>Bryan Cranston cameo as extra in the final scene for no actual reason
>>216854572>suddenly was so sympathetic to the hivemindShe got buckbroken with loneliness then saved by her hot, infinitely loving hivemind waifu.
>>216854632Bryan Cranston is too expensive, best I can do is Huel.
>>216854640pfswouldn't happen to mei'm waiting for waifubots
>>216854600She was in lust*.
>>216854571>>216854521>>216854590>>216854621The whole show's "rulebook" doesn't make any sense because the plurbs do incredibly aggressive, involuntary shit in the first 15 minutes of the first episode and then become autistic helpless pussies only after that
>>216853508>what changed? Did the mirror become uncomfortable?did u miss the psychological breakdown? Carol was one of those modern computer addicted humans (like 4channers) who thinks they are "such an introvert" and could totally fend for themselves alone if it came down too it cause they are so quirky. But she was lying to herself, she needed people, and called the plurbs back. She knew how insufferable she was when the other 12 rejected her. Lashed out with the golf and the bentley - but ultimately still broke down.
Did they remember to erase "come back" before Manos Hands of Fate arrived
>>216854674they only changed and became happy when they realized that there were people they couldn't plurbthat's when they invented their lore about being happy and needing to share their enlightenment with everyone
>>216854674>A major revelation in this episode is that the Others have Carol’s frozen eggs, which they can turn into stem cells, which they can use to convert her into one of them. Previously, they said they would need her consent — what changed? >TATLOCK: They don’t need consent to change people, of course, because the premise of the show — right from the pilot — is that they change everybody as quickly as possible, first by kissing and eventually by planes flying overhead. If they could put their special spice in the water, they absolutely would.
OH NO HE'S BEEN ASSIMILATED!
why didn't carol just tell plurb to give her the eggs?
>>216854674Yeah it kinda is weird how the plurbs have their own NAP that they cant violate. Somehow spamming the world in chemtrails and forcefully making out with people and feeding them saliva covered food and experimenting on their frozen eggs doesnt break the plurb-NAP, but putting a syringe in their body does.
>>216852721Bro, he gets exactly what she's going through. They're among the last couple actual people in an insane and gay apocalypse.
>Women: incels are such pathetic losers. It’s just sex! Get over it lol! >Also women: ummm carol literally didn’t have sex for 40 days? It’s totally understandable she had a mental breakdown and started raping. Stop being such a sexist chud!
>>216854717>can't pluck an apple from a tree>can murder 950,000,000 people in a day
>>216852271It's so dense. Poetry.
>>216854738I think everyone points that out. But it's valid. Like they can't directly kill anything on purpose. Not a bug, not a blade of grass, nothing. But they did DIRECTLY kill eight hundred million people in the mass joining. So they're rules can be bent or broken depending on circumstances. I think the big rule is to mass assimilate at all costs. It's such a big rule, that they can and will break all other rules to get to that point.
>>216854734Don't be so insensitive. Have you ever tried going 40 days without sex? Have a heart anon.
>>216854738I can somewhat see the logic, in the case where they are infecting billions of people and nearly killing 1 out of 7 of them, they need to aggressively multiply in order to ensure that they are not quarantined and studied. They need to aggressively ensure their own survival. But once the plurbs totally take over, they let Carol and the spic guy fuck around and they are willing to starve themselves without even trying to develop sustainable food sources. Either they value their survival or they don't. Either is fine and could make for good scifi. Flipflopping between the two is retarded. But whatever, this show exists to give the female actress a career and let Vince spend millions of dollars on expensive filming locations
>>216853006Plurbs wouldn't go for that, but they would go for radical genetic experimentation if it was within their expert tier risk parameters and perfect awareness, zero error bio control.I'd tell them to just radically biohack crops so they grow faster and shed fruit.If the Plurbs said>Well but we made it to be that wayI'd say yeah and you forced people to join the Plurb so you have exceptions.
>>216854785The plurbs should set up a system with the final go button be pressed by a human, although this is less science fiction and more shabbos goyim doing stuff for space jews
>>216854785They could farm algae and yeast. They gave Manousos antibiotics and they cook food, so killing microorganisms is okay.
>>216853102She behaves exactly like most women do, dumbass.She knew her relationship with Zosia was dumb but wants to validate cheap emotional delusions instead of being logical and literally cannot live life without fully validating any kind of emotional need she might have.But realizing they're going to fucking MURDER her by making her join them wakes her out of her BULLSHIT and her logic that was there all along finally overrides the emotion.>If you loved me you wouldn't do this to me.The brick wall of the delusionCompletely consistent with female behavior and mindset.
>>216854782>Implying Carol and Helen were still fuckingDead bedroom.
>>216853090He's naive.He thinks spy microphones are how you spy, but the Samsung TV on her wall doesn't have ten microphones and cameras linked to the NSA which can spy while the TV is off.
>>216854845>Zosia is getting laid>helen wasntITS OVER FOR HELENCELLS
>>216853347They would just know she's coming and move the stem cells before she got there.
>>216852201Is this show actually good? I am both intrigued and wary because of how much attention it's getting here.
New thread when???
>>216854878This is the last thread.
>>216854883ohhh
>>216853470What if...Pluribus is a metaphor for the entire industry going to the streaming model, and Carol is Vince refusing to go along, and the plot is how he and a couple old colleagues burn it all down.Apple is the Plurbs BEGGING them to make a show on streaming and the show itself is him "dating" Zosia
Plurbin time is over. See you all in 2 years.
>>216854869No, don't waste your time
>>216854852NSA insider here. Anon, I promise you no one at our office wants to watch you masturbate while your mom is out buying tendies for you. Not until you are planning something very illegal.
>>216854869Watch up until Carol has them refill Sprouts then you can stop forever.
>>216854930Dumbass. Plurb has no laws and all the toys and control over every single gateway and channel.And anyway CIA Vault 7 shows they have way more than you do and they 100% record people masturbating.
Is Manousos just going to die of his massive infection? He never finished his course of antibiotics.
>>216854869Idea is interesting but implementation is terrible
>>216854869No. Only the first two episodes do anything. Third starts retreading things already explained, the start of the fourth has the hook that you can stop watching on because the remaining five and a half episodes are all explaining things more that have already been explained.
>>216853613>Would you fix the Pluribus situation?>How would you?My question is what is the decision making matrix of the plurbs? Do they just do a bunch of statistical analysis on what the next logical step for the antenna is one by one? Or is there a head plurb even within all that noise that takes hold , or is it simply majority rule when at an impass? But what is the majority or decision maker if they all brain dead nimrods post joining? Something (even a concept) is directing this or is the implication that plurbs are just high on life drug addicts that just roam their local environment until they are needed for the main quest line and waste away otherwise? Biological imperatives Plurbs are basically reverse zombies that can mask as conscious beings. They can speak, think, and mimic a human, but they aren't actually there if its a virus. > You need to generate antibodies from the immune system of the survivors , if its a true virus with a DNA sequence as implied by the intro being how we got it , then that means our immune systems can do something about it.
>when the balls start slapping the clit
>>216855025How would that happen if she's on her back? Does the guy have his dick on upside-down?
>>216855020What makes the flu and all this shit so hard to treat is that it keeps changing every year. If the plurb really is ONE core sequence and it just spread too fast in time. It shouldn't be that hard to beat it eventually.> Ask for billionaire bunker on island with regular food deliveries and a large enough hawaii esque island that has its own crop growing > herd these fuckers into a factorio esque plantation to keep my food supply independent over time with a distinct protocol/distance for dealing with them. > ask to install an academic library of every subject , especially immunology related but don't tell them that > Let them spend years and years building their antenna while im studying the biology on how to beat them
>>216855025>average fa/tv/irgin's knowledge of female anatomy
>>216855046
>>216853613I'd put a plurb in a brain scanner to see what a plurbed individual's brain is doing
>>216854869It really is much slower than it needs to be. Like everything we learned over the whole of season 1, could have easily condensed down to like 2 episodes without losing anything of note.
>>216855025What's that stuff on her neck
>>216855088Old women are really veiny.
>>216855049>It shouldn't be that hard to beat it eventually.I wouldn't even be surprised if this is why its so kind, kindness confuses the shit outta people and buys it time because of how easy it would actually be to beat if there was a team of scientists on it in immunology
>>216853508I have been in these threads daily since episode 1, no one has ever said that
>>216854952No seriously bud. Masturbate at will. Put some tape over your selfie cam if you are feeling extra paranoid. But it's always more important to have a mom walking in on you alert than worrying about the NSA.
>>216853039>and she thought she could love bomb them into submission?When did Carol love bomb the hivemind? I only saw them love bomb her and she fell for it hook line and sinker
>>216853508No one ever ever ever ever EVER said that
can't wait for the 'twist' that diabetes gets turned against his will because the plurbs used his spermhe's just fucking around in a casino or whatever and white gas starts filling the room and he starts freaking out
>>216853240I don't get it either. I think parts of the middle season were a bit uninteresting with Carol re-learning dumb shit she should've already known but overall I was engaged with the season and the last 3 episodes had plenty of new developments
>>216855149>>216855193I've said it three or four times >>216832865
>>216855222Don't care, you're not a person
>>216855246Sorry but my digits were better than yours. I win.
Je Suis Carol Sturka
>>216853437It's such a comfy style, part of the charm of these shows. It really makes me wish New Mexico wasn't such an economic/cultural pit, I'd be tempted to move
>Plot twist is that Carol's eggs are fucking worthless because she's an alcoholic who ruined her womb
>>216853240Maybe the radio jammer signal can fracture the hive mind into factions and they all have to vy for power and influence. Let's have some new characters get unplurbed as well, and they can fight Carol and Manousos, try to replurb everyone, or use the hive minds for their own benefit and unethical aims. And then we can have the aliens arrive from Kepler-22b in their FTL starships and Carol and Manousos and Laxmi have to team up to infiltrate the mothership and smuggle the nuke on board. Oh and dedicate one entire episode for every side character backstory.
>>216855324Bro thinks he's watching the SyFy channel.
>>216855344Bro thinks he's watching a character study of a sad lesbian.
Koumba isn't as dumb as Carol so I wonder if he's flat out asked them if they're using his cum to find a way to turn him
>>216855321It's just the Southland version of what Jared Hess does with Idaho. You're not supposed to want to live there, just feel comfy within the POV of those who hopelessly do.
The Yuri community gets this telekino but the Yaoi community gets slop like Heated Rivalry.
>>216853273she could blow her own head off, the plurbs are dumb. The merging should override the non agression princible since merging is their main goal, giving her weapons hinders that goal.
>>216855358I am, and I'm loving it.
When Carol was asking Zosia about her former life and partner, does anybody get the sense that Carol was purposefully and carefully wording her questions to avoid receiving any hints about the real Zosia's sexuality? Maybe I'm overthinking things, but to me, it felt like Carol was scared to confront the possibility that Zosia may have been straight because that would force Carol to acknowledge the gravity of what she has done.
>>216855324thats the season 3-4 arc bro , we still dont know what beamed out DNA sequences, is all life DNA based? Or did these sinister fuckers know exactly who they were targeting when they beamed it this way and were taking us out before the mothership arrives? Lesbian vs UFO infinity war ensues
>>216855384who tf calls it "southland"
>>216854403>Picks up his phone and dials Plurb >"the gringa scares me, please help">"She scares us too, Manousos"
>>216855467Richard Kelly.
>>216853240Character interactionI wanted to see Manousos talking to Zosia, not see Carol's reaction after it happensI wanted to see Diabetes tricking his plurbs into revealing information, not just hear him say that it happened offscreenI want to see what Zosia does when she's not putting on an act for Carol
>>216855449Ofc , carol made a power play that she owns Zosia , but it eventually hits her that Zosia will never chill or just ignore the hive or that this fun means anything to her - she is following her objectives of the hive mission
>>216855449Yeah 100%She was trying to maintain plausible deniability
>>216855449I did, earlier in this thread :3
>>216855480When does the D-man say he tricked them? I assumed he just asked them directly, like everything else.
>>216855476that's LA nigga
>>216855449>Zosia says she had a person in the past but not nowBesides the sexual orientation thing, suddenly I enjoy the possibility that Zosia may have been a murderer.
>>216855449I did, last night.>>216829709
>>216855449this is a copypasted reddit post.
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>>216855519>>216855488you're replying to a copy pasted reddit post, and the answer is everyone understood what was happening
>>216855497He says something like he got it out of them but he had to really press them Would have been good to see that. His girlies trying to change the subject while he presses them for info
I would tell Plurbo I want to go to the Moon.I would occupy them with ever more outlandish goals.
>>216855530oh :(
>>216855321I'd have a house like that if it wasn't so ridiculously expensive. Somehow building it south of the border is just an average house but north of the border it's a luxurious house and becomes expensive. Fucking retarded bullshit.
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She should have said "let's destroy these motherfuckers" instead.
>>216855467Well even Washington and Idaho have Mexicans so it's only the Southerly direction that makes it different.It's hotter and more Mexican, but kind of the same as Idaho.
>>216855480Canon is that Zosia flicks the bean in order to release chemicals in her body that help her give off a more relaxed sexual vibe in her muscular function.It's a completely mechanical, silent function, but she sort of stretches afterward (to spread the hormones).
>>216855565based
>>216855480>I want to see what Zosia does when she's not putting on an act for CarolSitting next to a phone, probably.
>>216855530Oh okay I don't read Reddit
