HOLLY IS FALLING, SOMEONE SAVE HER NOW!!!!!previous: >>216870914
>>216874990Is this worse than season 4, i can't tell
>>216874990It was her? Fuck this shit
>>216874990https://gofile.io/d/lwmQ7W
>>216875057Yes. So far there's only been about 10 minutes of actually good content in about 8 hours
>>216874990If Russia originally made Henry have powers, there’s nothing stopping someone from creating another Henry. Why is Kali that stupid?
They don't have the balls to kill El
>>216875057its sucks outside of the holly plot, everything else is just constant exposition and ass pulls
Why is Max's ass so hot this season bros? It's all squeezable and lickable and fuckable
>>216875157>Why is Kali that stupid?why is she an emaciated 6 year old boy now
>>216874404BBBBAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEDDD
>>216875157How did they give him powers? I honestly don't remember.
Peedos mad AF
>pajeeta>ultra fag>robin
>the kids gang up on Holly Little fuckers
>>216875177Because the evil white lady (who probably chops down forests to build wonder bread factories) took all her blood
Post Will's fat ass.
I don't enjoy watching this show and I haven't liked it for years. For some reason I keep going.
>it's very important we get a close up of Holly's feetThanks Duffers
>>216875265You and everyone else in these threads
Does anything like... happen in this show? LITERALLY the only remotely notable deaths are Private Joker and Samwise
Why didn't they show us Will's fake coming out party that Henry showed him? That would've been really funny.
I honestly chuckle to myself watching that faggot Jew twink try to act sometimes. I’ll be shocked if he gets any roles after this show
>>216875057I've only watched the first four episodes, but sure. The reality is that it looks better from a cinematography point of view. I mean shit, they dug up Franl Darabont to direct some of it. But it feels worse, and S4 was already bad enough.You know what the series as a whole feels like? Feels like Groundhog Day. Day one is the control, and it was an alright day, a few hiccups, but overall nothing to really get bent out of shape over.Day two feels like a fever dream. You know you've done this shit before, but you can't place it, and then some Indian shows up and ruins your day.Day three is when you start to actually notice the repetition. It's still a good enough day, but something's off, and it's weird.Day four and it's getting old. The cycle is setting in for good, and you're starting to loathe it and find a way out. You even contemplate suicide if only because the sweet release of death is better than the eternal loop.Day five is AFTER you caved in and killed yourself, only to realize that you can't get off the ride. It transcends your mortal existence and the known dimension of spacetime. This is it. The same dialogue. The same tropes. The same obtuse ticking clock element. The same exposition dumps. The same quick cuts to sequences of characters about to be murdered comparatively slowly only then to be stopped by gay nigga superpowers.You're here. Forever. Vecna isn't IN the show, he IS the show. Enjoy your complimentary tentacle rape.
Reminder Holly was revealed to be a coalburner in the last episode
Episode 5 is amazingly bad. 100% exposition, literally.
>>216875278Those are what you considered notable? Billy's is my only memorable one. I genuinely liked his death, apart from the context of the fat lumbering asshole that kills him.
>>216875292He said he's set for life thanks to this show. I doubt he's gonna do much of anything after this. Probably sell more "zionism is hot" badges like he used to.
Building all your dramatic tension around Jonathan and Nancy's relationship and killing neither of them is certainly a choice.
>exotic matterLMAO
so...Was the Jonathan and Nancy thing a break up? them throwing the ring and saying its a not proposal and Jonathan saying the ring was going to make everything worse, the i loved you, nancy saying she doesn't know what she wants. its seems confusing, and Steve mogging Jonathan all season doesn't help either.
>>216875057Definitely, and I wasn’t even fond of season 4
>>216875330I was hoping he'd come back in the mind dimension or whatever it is
Why is every single scene people in a room making plans? How can that be stimulating to write?
>>216875354They should have drowned in the cum room
>>216875359Yes. They broke up. But Nancy doesn't want to be with Steve so he doesn't have a shot at her either.
>>216875057Yes, it's by far the worst season, it makes season 3 look kino
Is there any chance or even possible reasonable explanation to the mind prison/Inception subplot? Because other than>>216875169 I absolutely cannot stand this fucking nonsensical shit.>Vecna shows up>Kills some extras>Explains to William why he rapes kids>Refuses to elaborate further>Leaves>What is this nigga's major malfunction? What the fuck is he doing offscreen while the main characters are spending hours/days planning shit and nothing's happening? Does he hibernate for 23 hours a day?
>The Upside Down is a wormholeHilarious
>>216874990Noah posted the BTS on instagram.https://www.instagram.com/p/DStRti1DFUC/
>>216875423this can't be real
>>216875419>Does he hibernate for 23 hours a day?More or less. You saw him strung up by his own tentacles. That's what his physical body is doing while he's being the gay guidance councilor/cult leader for the kids in his mind prison. He has to actually abandon his meat to play around with the kids in his mind.
>Will gathers a room full of people to tell them that he’s gay and want to take it in the ass >goes on for 10 minutes Bravo Netflix
No one is going to die, they will go separate ways. There i got the ending
>>216875310It’s just the Duffer brothers’ fantasy.
>>216875442The scene showing the wormhole is actually decent
>>216875458El's sister is staying in the wormhole and getting sucked into the vacuum of interdimensional space. They're going to try to fake us out that El is going to do the same thing but we'll see her safe with Mike in the epilogue.
Bylerfaggots been real quiet since Vol 2. dropped
>>216875456No fucking way the characters all stand up one-by-one and go >it’s okay Will!
>DOOD HOPPER CALLED US AND IS HIDING IN A DUMPSTER, WE GOT FIVE MINUTES UNTIL WE LEAVE>actually mike, lets get everyone inside. >make sure to get EVERYONE who are all doing their own thing and preparing to leave such a gather weapons, meditation etc. >such a thing would surely be more than 10 seconds>once we have them all, we all then need to sit down. No, not like its a new plan. But everyone sitting on that side of the table>its only a quick 2 minutes to coordinate that mike >After that, I will then explain for ten minutes about me being gay while I stare at you the whole time
>S5E7 directed by George Lucasholy fuck lmao, this has to be a joke, right?
>>216875310She’s just following her mentor Max’s footsteps.Based Max and based Holly honestly.
>>216875442Pretty much. There are two realms that existed, the abyss which we saw in season 4, and the real world. They used to be completely separate until 11 banished Henry there. With that banishment, the upside down was formed, and that was what connected the two. It’s only Hawkins that got duped. And not even all of it.
>>216875481Haha with all the g a y shit you think they will let the main heterosexual couple be happy at the end? Oh anon
Why did they rip him off?
>>216875330he was the only good actor on the show besides Wynona
>>216875456Steve, Kali and Murray were both happy to be included and confused over who the little gay boy was
>even normies are realizing this is a shitfestIt's over
>>216875520>With that banishment, the upside down was formed, and that was what connected the two.No, the upside down was formed after that when Brenner had 11 find Henry and connect the two realms. 11 finding Henry is apparently what happened at the start of Stranger Things.
>>216875458I’ve been saying this since before season 5 started. 008 will die though. She literally says she will and especially with her crew being killed off.El will think about doing it but then will remember herself confronting Hopper when he was going to do it.So no main cast members die not even Steve.I’m actually worried about Derek though. He may die saving Holly to redeem himself.
>>216875544>It's overof course its over retard its the last season
>>216875481>we'll see her safe with Mike in the epilogue.Yeah... About that
>>216875550Except what she found was a demogorgon. This retconned garbage is sloppy as shit. And they still haven't explained what the Mind Flayer is
>>216875524Kojima invented ass pulls
>>216875284You see Will, that's would happen if you told your friends you're gay.
>>216875057>Is this worse than season 4, i can't tellIt’s way too long. Too many characters, too much talking and coming up with “plans” which ultimately move the plot along a tiny bit. Netflix is trying to milk this as much as they can before it’s over.
>>216875539Hopper, Erica and Mr Clark missed Will’s coming out party.You’d think the writers would have included Hopper there since he’s dating Joyce and could be Will’s stepfather soon.
>>216875220Apparently in the musical (first shadow) the briefcase has mind flayer particles and that’s how he gets his powers initially, from Dimension X/the abyss. I feel like they will have Holly explain that since she saw the memory. Or it’s in the notebook that Dustin has now and he finds out because they know Henry fears something, they just don’t know what
>>216875057season 4 looks like season 1 at this rate
>>216875520So if Hawkins got duped at the moment it was created, why does it update in real-time in S1?Still waiting on the Horror to show up in this Horror show that's supposed to be Horror-themed about Horrific things. If I wanted an episode of Stargate, I'd watch the movie, because Kurt Russell and James Spader are based, and the brown girl was hot. Fuck the TV show. #notmydaniel
>>216875568The mind Flayer is what Henry found in the dead guy’s brief case.The prequel play explains everything about it.
The series should end with tengen toppa gurren lagann showing up and using the power of the human spirit to destroy vecna and the other dimension.
>>216875505>I will then explain for ten minutes about me being gay while I stare at you the whole timeand Mike still didn't clock it . Post s2 his brain really is rocks
Hello I just started volume 2this is genuinely the worst dialogue of any major show I have ever watchedi am cringing while watching and that is not something I've ever actually done for any show beforethank you for reading
>>216875573They literally say that the powers are nano machines, and they basically show them making BBs the same exact way as in Death Stranding. Not to mention the mindflyer is kinda like the death stranding apocalypse
>>216875596How is the mind flayer a physical object he finds
Killing off Jonathan and Nancy together would’ve been kino. No one would’ve seen that coming. Duffers have no balls
>>216875596Okay, but WHAT is it. I was okay with it just being some cosmic energy.I equated the incredibly loose and virtually nonexistent subplot of Henry and the Mind Flayer equivalent to fictional portrayals of symbiotes, I.E. Venom, or Dax. They were there own things with different levels of sentience, but when they found each other, they became a new, third entity. They actively influence each other and both of their unique, largely unexplained X-Men powers contribute to whatever the fuck end they're now both seeking.That's it.
>>216875616Wait till you get to the scene where they explain the Upside Down. You can practically picture the writer’s room conversation in your head >okay, now give this dialogue to a character that hasn’t said anything yet >now let this character finish the other character’s sentence because they need something to do >now give Hopper a quirky line because to lighten the mood with some humorAmateur hour.
>>216875616You didn't watch The Witcher?
>>216875057Season 1 is 10/10 TVSeason 2 is 4/10, it's an incredibly mediocre sequel to 1Season 3 is 6/10, it has huge amounts of total slop but the body snatcher stuff is really cool and the 80's vibes stuff in the first few episodes are cozySeason 4 is 8/10. Very flawed but overall is incredibly entertaining and a worthy enough follow up to S1. Vecna is cool for most of the season, the characters are likable, the action and horror are good.Season 5 is 2/10 at best. I struggle to think of anything I liked in this season outside of the setup where the entire ensemble cast got together to "solve" exploring the Upside Down.
>>216875505>>After that, I will then explain for ten minutes about me being gay while I stare at you the whole timeThat sounds terrible and secondhand embarrassment (for the writers) inducingUnless he's scared and humiliated in which case it would be heartboner inducing
How did Nancy recognize the Creel House from the stained glass rose on the window?
>>216875616They need to explain everything in dialogue so people can be on their phones while watching.
>>216875685Baby Crazy Poojeeta Yennefer was funny bad. This is absolutely joyless.
>>216875687Season 4 wasn't very good until we got the last 2 pieces of it. I remember everybody hated it as it was coming out. But we should've gotten our Massacre At Hawkins Lab equivalent tonight and instead of something like that we got Will telling everyone he can't stop thinking about Mike's cock.
Kali is evil and wants to kill Eleven after they kill Henry. Don't even bother with this.
this is worse than endgame
>>216875708*while listeningI assume that's what you meant.But what about the people listening to an audiobook while watching?
disgusting shitskin monkey. totally ruined my immersion
>>216875726That actually makes a lot of sense since for Kali the worst thing in the world isn't Henry, it's more kids getting powers and Eleven is the only one they can use for that after Henry dies.
What IS that liquid? What the fuck does it have to do with exotic matter?
>>216875704>character looks at something >synth music plays>a 12 year old solves some outrageous quandary using retarded metaphors Repeat ad nauseum
>>216875722Nah I remember season 4 was super popular throughout, I didn't like it very much but at least it started off with an intriguing premise and they built it up throughout. Here in season 5, almost nothing happens in the first 4 episodes. They all feel like a set-up for volume 2, and now that things have finally started happening the next episode is the last one. It's so absurd
>>216875755It's the building material being melted.
So how did Mrs. Wheeler know they would be in the basement and what gave her the idea to put an explosive tank in the drying machine…?
>>216875722>Season 4 wasn't very goodEddie is basedthe D&D stuff was funI found the horror really good, best in the series, though not actually scary. The cheerleader is probably the saddest death in the show, worse than Bob.Unrequited Love Jacked Manboy Will was pristine funnybadThe russian subplot was horrible but at least looked like it was trying to be taken seriously unlike season 3I could keep going but even if S4 really was "not very good" it's still by a humongous margin the best season after 1. 2, 3, and especially 5 aren't competing for it.>Massacre at Hawkin's LabIs that the episode where Vecna babbles his backstory for 20 minutes, determined to make himself as uncool as possible? Worst part of that season.
>>216875757it's crazy though, because this one DIDN'T have a twelve year-old, and yet there's no way for her to have known about it...Maybe twelve year-olds were the key to all of this?
>>216875633>>216875656Read the summary of the play online. It explains everything, like the experiments on the USS Eldridge is how they got the particles.
>>216875582ThisIn fiction, suicide is never a good option if you consider it long beforehand it has to be last moment.
>>216875771She saw the demos run down there. She’s dealt with the demogorgon that injured her and took Holly. So while everyone else in the hospital was running away from the demos, she was running toward them.
>Okay guys so the Upside Down is like the second Death Star>Look...guys! What if Upside Down portals are like...peanut butter candy bars!>Pff, okay guys...so imagine the Demogorgons are like popcorn kernelsSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPPLEASEPLEASE GOD SHUT THE FUCK UPI'M BEGGING YOU STOP TALKING
>>216875774Eddie was retarded and his death made no sense.Why weren't the tentacles inside of the trailer attacking him and Dustin?
>>216875764gyp wall board and acoustical ceiling tiles dont melt, neither does VCT or wall tile. This show is full of shit
>>216875804Josh is one lucky black kid.
>>216875804KEK
>>216875820Yeah the nostalgia laden analogies break flow. You can just say the thing without references. Also supposedly real world horrorterror survivors would not give one shit about popular media at all.
>>216875804Something something putting a bun in her oven.
barb returns in the final episode and eats vecna
>>216875827Steve was right when he said that Eddie's death was pointless and didn't save anybody. I think Eddie just wanted to feel like a hero and knew that if he survived he was spending the rest of his life in prison for all the murders if not getting murdered by a lynch mob in Hawkins.
I don't remember the earlier seasons frankly, can someone help explain?>What the fuck is the deal with the Mindflayer, I thought that was the big bad guy in control but he disappeared >If Vecna's plan all along was to kidnap people so he can perform a ritual to merge earth with his dimension, why? Isn't he a newcomer to that dimension anyways?>How did Eleven even banish him there in the first place?>Why did Vecna wait so long to enact his plan? He kidnaps all the kids this season fairly easily. He couldn't do that earlier?>What the fuck was the plot in seasons 2, 3 and 4, and how do they relate to the plot now. Why was Vecna just killing random people in season 4, what did that even achieve?
>>216875491Shippers are incapable of shutting up ever
>>216875875Not only are they refusing to kill any characters off in this show, but they're bringing the ones they actually did kill off back from the dead.
>Tonight, in a very special Stranger Things episode...
>>216875491I’ve been seeing them bitch all on Twitter and on their sub Reddit.
>>216875857More importantly, it's incredibly out of character because they're using metaphors to relate easily understood concepts all characters involved would have no problem understanding.
>>216875633It isn’t really the Mind Flayer; I think it was just some kind of technology that duplicated the original Philadelphia Experiment and teleported Henry into Dimension X - that’s where the Mind Flayer got all its goop up in him.
what does “spongebob big guy pants OK” mean?
>>216875896Vecna was a creation after season 3 because the MF was a wet fart of a villain. I doubt he existed prior to that’s point. Now they are trying to “tie together” shit that was never connected in the first place.
>>216875831It's not following realities rules. The exotic matter is distinctly fleshy, and they are using a 2d cartoon analogy understanding of a wormhole. Your expectations are not going to matter. They established it before it was shown or and active threat, so they did that part of fiction correctly, if not very good.
>I hate The ClashNancy confirmed patrician
>>216875926kek
Are Joyce, Max and Vickie still at the radio station?
Any chance we get a Vickie death? Does Robin deserve it?
>>216875896>>What the fuck is the deal with the MindflayerNothing.>>If Vecna's plan all along(...)It's not. His plan, if any, changes with the wind.>>How did Eleven even banish him there in the first place?Magic.>>Why did Vecna wait so long to enact his plan?He couldn't get out. Eleven opened the gate in 1983. Before that he was trapped. One of the few details they actually mention with some logical detail.>>What the fuck was the plot in seasons 2, 3 and 4, and how do they relate to the plot nowThey don't.
Didn't one of the cast members say Vecna is really misunderstood? What if he's actually the hero of this story against the Mind Flayer, while resorting to brutal but efficient strategies.
>>216875929I mean, they clearly realized that mind controlled Billy was a great villain that they needed to bring back but Billy was dead so they created Vecna.
>>216875929I'm aware of that, but they don't really bother explaining how it ties into all the other seasons very well which is funny because all the dialogue is just them explaining shit
>>216875896>Mindflayerbasically retconned out of relevance, the hivemind was a creature that Vecna found after being transported to UD and he decided to control it. Just consider the Mindflayer in S2 and S3 non canon, honestly.>Why bother with his plan?uhhh ummm haha lol he's an asshole idk hehe>How did Eleven banish him there?Enormous Eleven-power surge brought about from the ultra seethe generated after he betrayed her and murdered her friends>Why did Vecna wait so long?uuuhhhhhh I uhhh hmmm yknow haha Idk>What was the plot in 2/3doesn't matter>Plot in 4Track, torture, and kill 4 mentally disturbed people and use their psychic energy (shown many times in the show to be amplified by emotion) to open permanent gateways to the Upside Down to enact his plan
>>216875950Vickie is still at the radio station with Max and out of danger
>>216875929I think the Mind Flayer is actually controlling Vecna, we're just misled into believing that he somehow has control of it.
>decide to skip all and just watch ep7 since this show doesnt respect your time>turns out i skipped all filler only to find some more filler for the two hour filler special on new year (15 minutes of actual content)
>>216875708The industrial revolution and it's consequences were a mistake
>muh fillerYou are literally getting more content for what you pay for.
>pov you're Will Byers about to come out to a room of people you barely know
>>216875953>What if story was written and had things that happenYeah, lots of "what ifs", unfortunately if you try and insert them in the eleventh (heh) hour with no discerinible logic, logistics, or foreshadowing, it comes off as tripe and unearned.Jesus Tapdancing Christ, every fucking episode is the length of a feature film, with 10x the budget of independent dramas. Niggas tell better stories in 90 minutes with $300,000-$5,000,000USD than the Duffer Sisters.
>>216875953>Vecna is the forerunners>Mind flayer is the grave mindI knew I'd seen this one before
I don't watch this. But I saw the clip of a tentacle monster impregnating a little boy's throat with its eggs while telling him they'll create beautiful things together. How the fuck did they sneak that one past the normie viewers who usually throw shitfits at "problematic" scenes?
>>216876020
>>216876020It happened 10 years ago.
>>216875662>>216875708>>216875990>Duffers and Netflix decide to write Season 5 of Stranger Things to appeal to people on their phones while watching>Despite giving the show my undivided attention in all prior seasons I'm now barely paying attention to S5 because the dialogue makes me angry and I don't care any moreself fulfilling prophecy, the Duffers are geniusesi hope to god they get vilified as hard as GOT's David and Dan were, but probably not because unlike GOT Stranger Things has tasteless fujoshi to defend it like Arcane S2
>>216876020Not to worry. Episode 6 heavily features The Cum Room™.
Why did Will have to tell everybody that he's a fag? Waste of the last ten minutes.
Derek will be a confirmed goner. They knew everyone will like him, like Eddie, so he’s gotta go
>>216876042We really really really need you to understand that our 80s characters have modern political beliefs ok?
>>216876020I'm kind of surprised they had the gay character be raped. Sort of opens the character up to people who would say he's only a fag because he got raped by a fag.Technically they have fallbacks to S1 and even a flashback montage in this season to deny that, but still.
All that buildup for Will being a faggot just for every character to go>okay, whatever, back to the plot nowYou would think this shit would make people realize the absurdity of how the LGBT is propagated in the media and how little it adds to the quality of things, but I bet normies will lap up that whole shit scene as bold and brave
I think Steve "The Hair" Harrington will die in the finale. They want an even bigger emotional moment after Dustin's lost Eddie.
>Bylerfaggots whining on every single IG post by every cast member or directorI can't even tell you how happy this shit makes me
Merging this dimension... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>ANOTHER scene of Steve and Dustin being assholes to each other with Steve also being written to be dumb as shit I'm a third of the way into episode 5, guys I don't know if I can do this
>>216876042I saw it coming from his first conversation with the radio girl.
>>216875985>I think the Mind Flayer is actually controlling Vecna, we're just misled into believing that he somehow has control of it.that would be par for the course, we have almost zero reason to think that, but we will see.
>>216875662>Mom said it's my turn to hold the exposition stick!
Anyone else get a sick feeling in their stomach when they revealed Holly's crushed to be a black boy?
>>216876031>monster is serial offender>little girl this time (normies get even more pissed off when it's a girl)>cheek strokingWtf, how did they get away with it
>>216876019Vecna is lordgenomeMindflayer is the antispiralThere WILL be a scene where vecna/Henry sacrifices himself to hold off the true evil
>>216875432bro got Negan'd, goddamn
>>216875771>>216875812They also announced it over the loud speaker. I wasn’t sure if when she woke up maybe Vecna had control over her or something but she woke up from the commotion? It was good to see her have some redemption
>>216876042Because if they don't all react positively then Vecna can turn his coming out party into his biggest nightmare all over again.
>>216876081What do they have to whine about?
>>216876085Watch, they use Steve's plan, he would have fallen if not Dustin..
>>216876065I just laughed at this scene. This guy dragged everyone there to confess he's gay. No one cares, boo hoo, you like men and can't get with the guy you like.>but muh 80s homophobiaShut the fuck up
>>216876085How was Steve being written as dumb? Everything said was right.
>>216876103Yes.Everyone feels that.They just lie becauses its the narative in power. The longer they repress racism the worse it will be when the dam breaks.
>>216876105>Will: "Wait, Vecna... You'd... sacrifice yourself for us?">Vecna: "Heh, there's been Stranger Things">RUNNING_UP_THAT_HILL.mp3
>>216876120Like 1/3 of the people in the room don't even know who he is.
>>216876031that kids acting sucks lolotherwise this scene would be very disturbing
>>216876065rare W by the writers. will showed how faggots obsess over themselves, have to make a big statement about it, but in the end it didnt matter at all.
>>216876085Steve actually was right.
>>216876120>>but muh 80s homophobia>Shut the fuck upWhat?
All the low IQ retarded fujos will start to deny that their fagship will never come to be even though it was blatantly obvious. They will semi-wise up and accept that it won't come to pass by the end but then they will deny that it was ever apparent because their stupid zog foid brains cannot comprehend male friendships. I've already seen so many of their tears already because Mike didn't just hop onto Will's lap during the confession to make out with him. Nuke all foids.
>The actor who couldn't act out the best possible writing meets writing no actor could ever make sound goodI actually have no idea if Will's actor is actually bad because Winona Ryder is a great actress but if you just showed me her S4-S5 highlights I would be convinced she was a discount Syfy extra with how bad her material is
>>216876136>that kids sucksFBI: "Anon..."
>>216876080That would be the worst character to kill off>arguably the main driver of the plot in the whole show>the most liked character >Dustin is already grieving after losing a friend so killing Steve would just be redundantBut I bet they'll do it
>>216876130>are you guys sick of this song yet?
>>216876135It's such a joke, didactic fucking nonsense that has nothing to do with the show but it's there anyways
Elevens actress has some serious resting bitch face, and she can't emote. Jesus christ it's ruining every scene shes in.
>>216876156It was obvious from a mile away.
Did the Duffers just forget that the air in the Upside Down is toxic, or did they think even having the actors cough a little bit in the dead air between lines was too unattractive?
>Nancy, an early 20s collegiate is taking out trained, military GIs by the dozenNothing in this show makes sense
I feel like they originally had a sub plot of Holly trying to find her own portal but then realized it would take too much time so they deus exed one right there
>I just wanna be a team like we used to be, Nancy!>Oh, so you just wanna solve all of our relationship problems HERE?>in HAWKINS LAB?>in the UPSIDE DOWN?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>216876189Eleven is coping Hopper.
>>216876211Yeah. This show does have pacing problems.
>>216876200They commented on it by having Vickie ask if it's safe to breathe but Robin just shrugged it off. Nothing in this show is consistent.>>216876211Yeah, Holly conveniently having a portal right next to Max's was BS.
>>216876200Eh, secondhand smoke was everywhere in the 80s so it probably wasn't too much worse than what they were already breathing.
>>216876219I've told that Nancy doesn't know what she wants. She is the one thst needs the time out. No one is getting.
>>216876113They had convinced themselves Mike was closeted and their faggot dreams have been crushed
>>216876189Emoting unless absolutely necessary is a form of workplace and women oppression so she refuses to do it.
>>216876221What?
Who is this jeet responding to half the posts with nonsensical garbage?
>>216876156>tears already because Mike didn't just hop onto Will's lap during the confession to make out with him.I mean, even if it was a gay romance drama, no decent writer would do something that hackneyed
>>216876200Retconned because the hazmat suits were too much to deal with
>>216876045I think so too.He needs redemption after becoming Henry’s bitch and not helping Holly.
hahahaha the byler fags are absolutely melting down
The Jew is definitely dying.
>>216875950I think so, she’d be very easy to kill off. Then Robin’s last scene is at Enzo’s and Steve shows up or something
>>216876103I thought it was great.Just like her mentor Max.She crunches on the least fat and least obnoxious boy in her class.He just so happens to be black.
>>216876042try paying attention and you’d know why
>>216876251Eleven is trying to be like Hopper - a cool soldier.
>>216876259new captcha's working great!
>>216876211The ultimate redpill of art is that plotlines are a mistake. They ruin everything. Designing a story around the plot instead of the characters is a frankly stupid invention that only occurred quite recently in history. All it does is create endless contrivances, unbelievable scenarios, expository didacticism, etc. Generally speaking the greatest works of narrative art are poems, character-driven or philosophical novels and fables. It's very rare that you get a Shakespeare who is able to tell a great plot.
>>216875505When he sat down and said " i'm not like you guys" i literally said to myself "he gonna tell everyone he was a spy for vecna or something and he is special like the other kids , would be funny as fuck if he says "i'm gay" ..that would be so dumb hold and behold "i dont like girls" i paused the episode got up my chair and walk out of my room laughing
I genuinely liked Will's coming out scene
>>216876205If you watch this entire show that’s one of the few things that DOES make sense.
>>216876303>When he sat down and said " i'm not like you guys" i literally said to myself "he gonna tell everyone he was a spy for vecna or something and he is special like the other kidssorry but you’re kinda retarded if you didn’t know he was gonna come out in that scene
>>216876303I thought he was going to tell his mom he was a spy for Vecna but once he said Mike needed to hear it I knew he was going to tell everyone he was gay.
I'm having trouble accepting that the military let anyone stay after 2 giant fucking mile long gash of red goo, to a pocket dimension opened over the entire town, that they think metal plates fucking mayter, and that there are people that still don't know some freaky monster bullshit is going on. Also that the heros can go nearly anywhere they want, nearly instantly. Even if the old lab was abandoned, no fucking civy would be allowed anywhere near it after it was the epicenter of funcking dimensional travel.
>>216876317You must be a 13 year old girl then
>>216876273Links?
>>216876274Which one?
>You can't come with me Holly, sorry, find your own portal to the real world>In the real world she's getting throatfucked in a wormhole>Thanks to you, I get to escape!>Well, good luck! ByeThat shit was cold
ST fans are retarded
>>216876317It's fine and serves a purpose, I just feel like there was a missed opportunity to show us the bad coming out Vecna showed him. That would've been amazing. Mike just screaming "Fag!" in his face the entire time he's coming out would've been hilarious.
>>216876103No because I’m not a racist
>>216876189I'm also realizing she also has almost no screen time this season. And when she does it's only because the scene calls for her powers. Did they give up on her character development/plot?
>>216876332No, the actual 13 year old girls are seething because the Will being gay plotline developed to absolutely nothing and added almost nothing to the show. They could've just made him a depressed nerdy kid with self-esteem issues as normal and it would've had the same impact if he overcame his anxieties
>>216875057Im currently in the middle of episode 3 and everything feels so fake and gay that I cant suspend my disbelief and get invested in the story.>11 uses her "im currently shitting myself" face 24/7 now. I have the feeling shes trying to channel Ripley, forgetting that Ripley had a full range of human emotions.>Every single boy and man acts either like a pussy or a retard who fucks everything up because how incompetent they are.>Every single female is hyper focused, infinitely competent at everything, aggressive and constantly demonstrate those quality by ordering the guys around, verbally putting them down or proving them wrong in every single disagreement. No female character is ever wrong or gets a reality check by being wrong after being a smug know it all bitch.>this is true for all main parties, including the esper and Hopper pairing. The only exception is when a mom is scared for her kids and is played out as overly controlling and thus dumb. This is true for Hopper too.>randomly shit out more popular culture references like kryptonite for the sake of "look we use pop culture words" even though the original reason was the main cast were small kids and had no other words to describe what they encountered. Well now they're adults and understand its not a game anymore>Forced lesbian blonde storyline still has a few mandatory segments dedicated to it every episode, just so we don't forget that the cutest girl is a dyke and we have to sit on our cuck chairs like good little goyim>As of episode 3, John has the ring but is too pussy to propose. As things are going Im like 146% sure Nancy will propose to him and be the man in the relationship
>>216876294Copying*I see.I think your cope-ing because its not about her acting, its about her natural face.
>>216875985>>216876090the play confirms this IIRC
>>216876352It ended up being ok. By having a heart to heart conversation, Holly believed in herself and that is apparently all it takes to make a portal appear.
>>216876381>The playJesus Christ
Linda Hamilton's character is so disappointing
>>216876353I didn't understand that either honestly. I thought that he was saying "I not-propose to you" because they thought they were dying and it's too late to marry. But apparently it was a break-up scene? And Nancy doesn't end up with anyone? So stupid, what's even her character besides the girl who's good at shooting
when Will was coming out i expect every character to stand up and screech FAG at him and then he’d wake up still trapped in Vecna’s mind prison
>This entire Max - Holly storylinethis shit is so fucking stillborni can't describe it any other way. it's a horrible idea, it's another major character in a show that already didn't know what to do with all its characters, it's badly put together, it's boring, it's eating up runtime on garbage and I don't know how on any level any involved writer thought it was good to do.
>>216876404>Good at shooting>Shoots things point-blank with a shotgunLiberal writers
>>216876402They forgot about the military for almost 3 WHOLE EPISODES. The guy wakes up after Vecna killed the others and explained what happened towards the end of episode 7.
>>216876369>As of episode 3, John has the ring but is too pussy to propose. As things are going Im like 146% sure Nancy will propose to him and be the man in the relationshipEven without it, she in all seasons is the one that wear pant in their relationship.
I knew this show was jewish but holy fuck
>>216876423I'm waiting for the Sora edits
>>216876382I was expecting her to say "you go, I know the way out now and can show the others" or something like that.
Maxine waking up was the best scene this season, right after the worst scene, with Karen Wheeler taking out demodogs
>>216876432I get there's not an entire army there, but I like how the chain of command goes from First Lieutenant to 2 star general
>>216875354Not only did they not kill off any characters yet but they added 3 new ones to the mix -- Vickie, the Jeet girl and the science teacher. This show is so cowardly.
>>216876427It was alot to show the monster has an emotional weakness.
>>216876454I thought Vecna was possessing Mike's mom or something. She was acting really weird.
Footfags are all over TV shows
>>216876090>>216875985It's been so long and boring that I completely forgot. What tf is a mind flayer?
>>216876454I just want another scene with Karen's mascara running
>>216876467They needed a character to come in the nick of time to save the day so they just wrote in his mom somehow using a fucking bomb after waking up from her hospital bed.
Brehs I have to work in 4 hours but I still got episode 7 to go. I'll sleep when I'm FUCKING DEAD!
>>216876471That scene and Holly pushing her foot out of the flesh wall. Did Tarantino direct these?
People dying in finale:Dr KayThat soldier that Hopper torturedKaliDerekVecnaDerek bros…….he only has one option to redeem himself now after Vecna bitch fucked him into obedience.
whole cast is in a competition for worst acting and i can't even tell who's winning
>>216876467Maybe she was horny.
>>216874990frens, be honest, is this shit worth finishing? i fell off after whatever season was in the neon mall however many years go, but i remember a lot of the teen romance/relationship drama shit feeling super gay and forcedalso steve should've gotten the girl he worked with. yes i'm still mad.
>>216876427She basically is just helping herself and that herself, I mean is Holly. They have same love stoty and are stuch in the same place by the same creature.
Did they really kill nobody important? Again?
Twitter is having a meltdown over Byler crashing and burning like the Hindenburg
>Dustin and Steve are retarded and hate each other hey here's a contrived fight scene
>>216876402she looks kinda like the army guy from signs
>>216876509Not only did they kill no one important, they have killed literally no named characters.
>>216876463Only idiots thought this show would end in a Game of Thrones bloodbath.I have no pity for them.Here is the real death list right here >>216876500
>>216874990I only watched season 1 of this slop and forgot most of it.What actually are the "Stranger Things"? Was it worth the wait?
>>216876510Honestly, I don't even blame them. They built up this shit with Will being gay for so long and NOTHING came of it. Everyone just said "okay" and moved on. It's quite embarrassing and just vindicates all the people who questioned why it was even in the show to begin with.
>>216876500>he only has one option to redeem himself now after Vecna bitch fucked him into obedience.ThisI thought he was going to come to holly after and say "they are all brainwashed, we can't trust them, we will help them, but we can't trust them" not fucking get spooked by eyeless bodies.Jesus christ they threw her down a flight of stairs. There wasn't even a "are we the baddies?" reaction from anyone.
>>216876535This is now a completely different show from season 1 and has almost nothing in common, you're barking up the wrong tree in this here thread anon
>>216876538Shut up, sodomite
>Ack! J-Joyce, run, save Will>And please... forget about me completely the next 3 seasons and fuck Hopper
>>216876394It is pretty cool actually, although that might just me being biased/onions because I really like that they integrated the Philadelphia Experiment into the lore
>>216876556what's it about then?
>>216876506I'm not even able to watch then and it won't even effect me. Family im visiting in another state just binged it for Christmas. Literaly haven't seen 3 or 4 and probably won't see the rest of this season.
I liked the yellow fever professor brainmogging the shit out of Murray
I’ve had my own ass torn up many times from dudes off grindr and that coming out scene was horrific to watch
>>216876478based
>>216876538not once did they ever allude to mike being gay, anybody that thought he would be with will is fucking retarded
>>216876601Mike is like >no way we're havin' any fags in our party
>>216876522Prety much everyone knows that these two are best friends - family. They aren't letting that something bad would happen to them to the point that they can't fix it.
>>216876603Because they didn't immediately run a train on him?
>>216876579It went from Top Secret Government Program of highly competent scientists running a supernatural experiment to supernatural boy was using everybody the whole time and now the government/military are low IQ goons
>>216876510Links?
>>216876439Yeah thats true and what I meant - every main female is basically a hyper compitent and confident male archetype in this show, they also get extremely annoyed if anyone doubts their words even the slightest and go out or their way to prove everyone wrong while putting them down verbally. Girls are also the only ones handling guns with the exception of Hopper.Im not sure that I met as many teenage girls growing up as the show creators but this wasn't how they usually act? Sure there were a few competent and confident ones but still they had their self doubts and latched on to guys as their source of confidence, not the other way around.So basically they have two criteria to decide who is the dominant, stronger or correct in the interaction:> female > male> younger > older> black/lesbo > normal
>>216876601Yeah, Will you are Tammy who has no pitch.
Finale to show off Will being gay:>hopper faces off with vecna>hoppers shirt is torn and he has his bear body>will uses mind control to give vecna a boner>will has a demogorgon bite his cock>instead of blood on his nose, will wipes jizz from his mouth
Steve might be glazed too much, but it's honestly warranted; he is pretty much the only reason to keep watching the show, as his character is the only one that got better with time.>Mike is great in season 1, but then becomes a nothingburger up until season 5. They keep insisting on making him do scenes with Will despite both actors having 0 chemistry between them, a single casual scene between Finn and Caleb is better than any important scene between Will and Mike thanks to this.>Lucas, much like Mike, is just there most of the time and gets relegated to Max Bf>Will is a plot device and a passive character most of the time, and Noah went from probably the best kid actor to the worst of the kids after season 3. He doesn't have chemistry with almost anyone and, again, is a really passive and McGuffin character.>Joyce fell from the face of the earth after season 1>Murray is just there for no fucking reason; he doesn't really serve a purpose.>Jonathan fell off hard after season 2, probably the worst fall off>Nancy girlboses too close to the sun and becomes fucking Rambo>Hopper lost most of his depth and became an action hero>Robin became Reddit quirky lesbian, massively flanderized from her season 3 character to the point it's a whole different beast>Dustin was mostly great, but this season made him a moody asshole; at least it kinda paid off.After all of this, Steve being funny, having screen presence and advancing the plot its a Godsend, and it makes it so you root for him.
>>216876601Steve in one moment thought that he is Nancy (S2).Will now him compared to a girl Tammy.
>>216876584wasn't that it would effect me or anything, my brother was just talking about liking it and recommended it, wanted to get a second opinion since i've missed so much. don't wanna sink a bunch of time into it if it's not even something i can enjoy for being terrible
>>216876619They never alluded to the Byler shit that teenage girls are into, but they did absolutely build up Will being gay as a big deal and had many scenes about it this scene. And all for what? For every character to shrug their shoulders and start shooting guns in the next scene
There's so many characters now that none of them get enough screen time to do anything meaningful
this show is gay, im only watching it to see how bad they fuck it up
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>>216876601
>no idea the play existed until after vol 1>researched it>think "okay so they retconned s4, mind flayer was always in charge so i guess it'll play a big part in vol 2">literally isn't and the play is so vaguely related that it doesn't even matterYeah the finale is going to be rushed as fuck lmao. They gotta shove all the kid rescuing, wormhole collapse, the "reveal" that Henry was flayed, epilogue, ect all in 2 hours.
>>216876706
>>216876427Max is the girl they put in season 3-is as a snowbunny and a way to show that the boys as dumb for not instantly letting an outsider into their life secret gnosis that sounds like psycho ramblings and will put her life in danger? They should have let her die. Honestly they should have let way more people die. The whole upside down doesnt seem like a threat at this point since not a single character who had a name got bodied in 4 seasons while it was fighting a bunch of clueless children
>>216876677You have to do something while you wait for death. It's dumn but you can enjoy dumb things with your brother.I ALMOST fucking laughed out loud at my family when they pulled the Star Wars sequel "line up the shape" bs, but at least it was a dream. Still goddamn stupid.
>>216876719
>>216876703The hardcore fans are not happy about it>Nancy and Jonathan broke up in their awkward scene and most people don't even realize it because it was so awkwardly written >Will being gay led to nothing >Mike still does nothing at all in the show but stand around>No one died, more characters were actually added in instead
>Clear as shit comms so the audience knows what's being said>"I can't hear you!"How many times are they going to do this
I so want Mike to tell Will that it's okay if his gay crush on Lucas never worked out. I just want Mike to be completely blind to Will's feelings for him even after the coming out party.
do Mike's dad is dead? Is nobody going to talk about this?
Family members made everybody watch this slop on christmas, it sucks
>>216876745I laughed at this
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME BUT NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
>>216876753i didn't even know he was sick
>>216875896I asked the same thing in one of the earlier threads and nobody gave a shit. I don't get it, they literally dropped the main villain of the show mid-show for no reason and instead of a superpowerful otherworldly monster we are now fighting some human dude with telekinesis. The aliens are just dogs that he controls, the mindflayer is utterly irrelevant. I thought we were eventually going to find out all kinds of cool lore about the mindflayer and what made it or what it is and what it wants and its evil plans. I thought maybe there are many many mindflayers in this other world, an entire species of powerful incorporeal form monsters. Instead we get to enjoy some mutated nerd raging out for 3 seasons on a desolate moon planet.>>216875687I only liked the wormhole reveal and the weird powersource. But it's 8h for 5min of new content.
>>216876749this or this >>216874404 would turn the show into a 10/10 for me
>>216876753We only saw his mom using bombs. So that you know that Nancy like her mom.
>>216876529>>216876530Based. Fuck zoomers with their bloodlust.
>total bylerfag meltdownhollyhead status: literally can't stop winning
>>216876779>wormhole reveal and the weird powersourceLiteraly a misunderstanding of a 2d analogy, it's cartoonish.
robin confirmed steve has a massive hog
>>216876247>>216876510Shouldn't they at least wait until the last episode's out to melt down?
>>216876812How does she know that?
>>216876775
Dr. Kay is such an embarrassingly one dimensional caricature she makes the Russians from season 3 look complex
>>216876824they platonically showed each other their parts
>>216876619Mike isnt gay, hes just a faggot. Also hes not in the first 3 episodes iirc because I can't remember a single thing he did
>>216876736>>216876719>>216876742The only reason for gay shit is to promote gay shit. Nothing else. They don't care about story. They care about telling kids its ok to be a fag.
>>216876713the worst part is that we already roughly know what will happen, I'm already bored with this idea. Yes obviously they will collapse the wormhole, it's the last season after all. Vecna won't die because you always gotta leave room open for speculation. They will show him stuck on the other planet.
>>216876814These are hedonistic mentali ill children in adult bodies, and you think they even CAN wait?
>>216876824No sexYou will see it.
>>216876846My favorite thing is when the characters are like >omg you're just like Mike and then it cuts to Mike doing nothing at all
>>216876854Well obviously, but the goycattle who watch Netflix cannot conceive that the propaganda they watch is propaganda, they think it must be important art
>>216876277This would be so beyond based if Robin realized she really does love Steve and he's there for her and he finally gets to be with her... as was intended in the original script in S3 but Maya Hawke suggested (halfway through, when they already filmed a bunch of stuff with the StevexRobin endgame in mind) that Robin likes girls instead. The Duffers either felt they couldn't pushback and insist on the original storyline of StrevexRobin or they genuinely liked her dumb suggestion therefore retconning halfway through filming and misleading the audience into thinking StevexRobin was gonna happen only fr the rub to be pulled beneath our feet onto the cold hard floor of dykes.I'm still seething. StevexRobin is the best ship and they HAD to fuck it up and then because of that Steve has nothing to do so they regress him back into be obsessed with Nancy.Pic related; a scene filmed with StevexRobin was still part of the script.
I don't think they could have possibly handled the Will gay subplot any worse. They make it out like it's this huge deal and it's co goofy in the midst of everything.
>mr. clarke gets dragged into this>thought they'd use him to elaborate on the wormhole stuff since dustin was all "dunno don't understand most of this shit bro">the kids are the ones continuing to explain stuff with dnd names and the adults just look like they want to dieI honestly thought Dustin would hand Brenner's books to him and he'd be scribbling all over the windows working shit out.
I think eleven is gonna die
>>216876812he had to get a penis inspection for the radio station job
>>216876867>Mike doing nothing at allProbably the most realistic character in the show
>>216876713I've never watched a single episode of this garbage in it's entirety but kept up with it via generals just to shitpost, so as I'm not one of the autists on here who actually give a solitary fuck about the lore in this dump and the characters, I confidently predict millie bobby brown, the gay jew and the kids will kill vecna and then the slag will sacrifice herself to save the world, some side characters will die, the show will end with everyone who's alive going back to living normal lives and some legacy sequel bait will be thrown in there too. There will be no answers, no proper conclusions for the majority of the cast (how many fucking characters are in this thing?) and everyone will be disappointed because the kid from IT didn't suck off the jew and everything will be rushed, probably won't be as disappointing as game of thrones tho
>>216876910No, it'll look like she does, but she'll be somewhere far where only Mike knows. MBB filmed scenes in Iceland by herself
>>216876893People are really upset about Byler not happening
>>216876922>he had to get a penis inspection>watch with your mouth not with your eyes Robin would oblige. Lesbos love vaguely cylindrical objects with a texture similar to flesh or hard wood
>>216876894He's an enthusiastic middle school teacher, with AV club.Movies/TV always fuck up the expertise of public school teachers or get it exactly right: They are glorified babysitters who have had thier soul crushed by reality. The reality is that they don't teach anyone, and the smart kids don't need teachers.
>>216876713This is my biggest concern. The finale is shaping up to be quite a tall order. They have to:>explain the whole plot of the show with the Mindflayer and Vecna >have all the kids be saved>wrap up character relationships like Eleven and Mike>show what happens to the military>follow-up on that suicide pact Eleven made with the Jeet midget >show the world merging with Vecna's dimension that was only just explained >have an epilogue showing every character's whereabouts All in one episode that is actually shorter than the season 4 finale. I'll be shocked if they stick the landing because so far the reception to volume 2 is not that positive given all the character bullshit in it.
>>216876812>>216876824>>216876844I was wondering how she knew as well. I wish they would end up together, Steve deserves to plow her and have her tell him it's too big.I can't even confidently write fanfic of these two because the fujos obsessed with Byler are the same sorts reading / writing fanfic and who laud the "inclusion" of Robin being a dyke, and they will get all up in arms if I post Robin being straight with Steve. There's a handful of fics of them on there already but not many. They also do get hate on them and I'm not looking to hear bitching about erasure in my comments sectionFuck I hate these people
>>216876953Ah yes, the Anne Hathaway in Interstellar approach
>i get to witness 2 groups of shipping freaks meltdown within a couple of daysMore entertaining than the shows themselves honestly.
>>216876954only that delusional group of shippers, lots of fans are laughing at them and mocking them, it’s pretty funny
>>216876894lol some of the most unbelievable stuff, yeah a random schoolteacher is just going to jump into another dimension real quick and disobey the military and get himself a life sentence or who knows what else. All because some kid is missing. Any normal teacher would go straight to the military and report them. Then they start murdering soldiers and the girls are sniping special ops soldiers with automatic guns without any training like it's Call of Duty. Unbelievable bad.
>>216876980Tell them to mock this anon's fanfic stalkers >>216876968 so interesting shit can actually get written
>>216876967Maybe they’ll just have Max give another infodump to explain the first half. They escape and then it goes back to them as kids playing DnD
>>216876967Reception to S5 is fantastic if you check redditUnironic nosoul normalniggers calling it "great TV" they watch with their kidsHundreds upon thousands of blatant twitter trannies and foids who type with emojis and mostly talk about loving the atrocious melodramaHidden/fresh accounts everywhere giving glowing reviews, like "Many-Rub-6151" the four month old hidden account saying "Sheesh pure excellence so far ngl"
>>216876736>it's homophobic to write a storyline about a gay kid struggling with homophobia>it's not homophobic to have two twinks just randomly start making out for viewer schlicking
>>216877007Normal teachers are conformists but going to the military wouldn't end well for them either. Most don't like administration, unless they can manipulate them.
>>216877049The only ending I won't be mad at
such a confusing ass scene behind nancy and johnathan considering this is what they were going for
Fucking Déjà vu. LMAO!
>>216877052>struggling with homophobiaHe didn't struggle tho?Apparently the 80's didn't have any.The group didn't even react to the radio girls girlfriend, why would they react to him coming out? What was he even afraid of?
>>216877084Great writing where everyone who watches the scene has no fucking clue what really happened
>>216877089This.I choked down laughter.
>>216877089>dat episode 8 telescope coverFucking Déjà vu. LMAO!
>>216877089>It's okay when Stranger Things does it because.... IT JUST IS OKAY???
>>216877084>meant to be a breakup>plays out like a therapy session of all the stuff that's been fucking up the relationship????
>>216877094only steve, vickie, and will know robin is gay
>>216877089>m marks the spot!
>>216877089You know what kills me? Irl people fall down old shafts covered up in the desert all the fucking time, they didn't need a treasure hunt, she could literally just walked over it and fallen in and it would have been more plausible. They literaly set it up with the uncle story.
Looking back now with how awful this season has been I realize how shit all previous seasons were
>>216876211>Hey Holly, thanks for coming with but this is MY portal. Now fick off and find your own because I'm out of here, bitch. Oh look, a portal for you.
>>216877127As if that fucking matters. They won't mind either. They couldn't even validate the fear, it looks retarded.Straight people will end a platonic relationship for less than if you tell them you had a sexual thought about them TODAY
>>216877094>Apparently the 80's didn't have any.They did in season 1. Guess homophobia got retroactively canceled from all of history in 2022.
The jeet midget looks so fucking disgusting next to Millie. Literally not human.
>>216876891>he lets go, not thinking about it>she's still looking at him and it takes her a second to put her hand downhnnnnnnnnnnnng bros...i will never forgive /lgbt/fags for this
>>216877147I still think season 1 is good stuff. Everything that came after was just for the fat paychecks
top kekhttps://x.com/milvnlvr/status/2004409998382977079?s=46
>>216877208>her blood was killing the pregnat women because its raw sewage, not because of technobableI mean they basicaly cannonicaly state shes inferior. Maybe that's why she's trying to suicide eleven
Yes, fag. We all know since Season 1 when people like Hopper said it. Nobody cares if you like eating shit.
Why is everyone so fucking bad? David radiates so much "I am done get me the fuck out of here" energy, Winona's line delivery is so odd too.Noah looks like he is turning into a goblin in side on shots and apparently lost the ability to act after puberty, ect.
If the Mindflayer doesn't make a return in ep 8 this show will have the most predictable shlock ending in the history of TV. >running up that hill plays while Eleven force pushes Vecna back into the bomb that destroys the bridge but she chooses to LIVE and makes a last second jump back into the real world
>>216877226Why do people want this stupid shit to happen? Mike just sees him as a friend and obviously wants to plap Eleven
why are trannies so obsessed with turning boys gay for each other? why isnt there a group of people trying to get robin and eleven to go gay for each other?
>>216877254it's impossible to tell how bad Noah really is because this material is shockingly awful
>>216874990A lot of characters should have died already, but the Derpy Bros are too wussy to take a chance.
>Steve wondering why the fuck they're stalling to hear some kid he's never talked to confess he likes cock
>>216877247I don't like _____
I feel like they ditched everybody else and made Holly the main character this season
>>216877283>>216877283
>>216877254>Winona's line delivery is so odd too.most of her lines this season are directed at will, but they're all written as if he's the same age he was in season 1.
>>216877281>I'm coming out so the bad guy can't out me>ok, and who are you?
>>216877254David looks so fucking drunk half the time kek
>>216877254>Why is everyone so fucking bad? David radiates so much "I am done get me the fuck out of here" energy, Winona's line delivery is so odd too.>Noah looks like he is turning into a goblin in side on shots and apparently lost the ability to act after puberty, ect.They took too long to end this show. It should have ended it in 2020.>>216877271>why are trannies so obsessed with turning boys gay for each other?Trannies are mostly men who wanted to find a boyfriend as a young boy but they were too ugly, gross and mentally ill so they tried becoming women.
>>216877260well yeah she fucks off to Iceland while everyone thinks she's dead
>the hug was just a fag hug>the person falling into dimension X was Holly falling into the UDThe Cuckers continue to outdo themselves
>>216877014Okay well I don't technically have stalkers per se but I'm basically saying I wish writing StevexRobin romance/smut wouldn't bring out the ravenous inclusivitycunts who get pissed if any author DARES to make Robin straight. Yet the thousands of StevexBillyxEddie fujoshit fics are totally fine. They're hypocrites.>>216877216All the little hints of them falling in love with each other, filmed when that ending was still in mind, become moot once they fuck it up and change it. I'll never not be mad about it.
>>216877297I can't even fault the writers here, pleanty of abusive mothers smother thier much older sons like that. They didn't do it intentionally here tho.
>>216877260I don't know why they are being so fucking coy with it. The "reveal" next episode that Henry got flayed won't be a reveal because of that fucking play.When they were in the mines and Henry cracked that dudes head open with a rock after he shot him, I thought that was when they were going to elaborate on that whole thing. But nope.
>>216875776NTA but just read the plot of the play and now I got it. There was never any special kid, or "sorcerer" as the kids in the show put it, it's just the Mind Flayer sharing his power, and then Vecna sharing the MF's power again to other kids.Thanks for the tip. Didn't know about that play. It's a shame the show probably won't explore any of that scientific parts, and it's going to end it up in a big fight and that's it.
>>216877352SameLiteraly had 2 characters digging out a collapsed tunnel and then TELLING "this is my potal find your own" pep talk for half an hour than SHOWING your bad guy's fucking origin.
>>216875726She's not evil, just traumatized. She can't even understand that the experiment is independently reproducible, thinking she can end things with her and Eleven.
>>216877395Amateur hour writing, it's just so bad, I can't believe this is the same show as season 1
>>216876891Nepo babies are always suggesting changes to the script. They feel like they have something to prove. I know other actors do this but it’s usually the established ones
>>216876953It's bittersweet, and good enough. She gets to live, but never around the people she know and love. Better than being dead, at least.
>>216876145Homophobia was much more present in the time period the show took place in.
>>216877395It'll come off as a sudden asspull too because there has been 0 indication of Henry being a flayed victim.The only thing is "he doesn't like that cave" and that is nothing.
>>216877395>pep talk for half an hourThe lack of urgency in these scenes is infuriating. I wanted to fast forward.
>sorry Derek, we need to bait you >sorry Holly, my bf is calling me>I believe in you! tf is her problem
>>216877089lol all the energy left my body all of a sudden, I feel so tired. Man what is this world.
>>216877591And they say that you can never go back, but she did! Why?!
Will Will lose his powers when Vecna dies???
>>216877609Assuming that Vecna's power are the Mind Flayer's powers, then no. The MF is the OG, but severing the connection between Dimension X/The Abyss and Hawkins, like disrupting the wormhole, could do that yeah.
>3 and a bit hours>feel like I've watched maybe an episode at best in terms of plot progression
>>216877657I wonder if this means that Eleven powers could also be gone, because originally returning from Dimension X meant that your DNA was changed, according to the play.
>>216877667Same exact problem with volume 1. I believe Nancy and Jonathan spend an entire episode trapped in that gooey room.
>>216877667It's slow burn kinography.You always shout:>OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING TOO FAST SO ZOOMERS CAN KEEP UP ADHDor>It's soooo boring!!!
>if we kill vecna and destroy the wormhole everything will be over and all is well :)But, all this shit existed before the wormhole was established?
They're going to kill Steve after the Dustin>you die, I diescene. He'll say it's okay, I'll die and you live.
>>216877695There's one fucking episode left. You've got 20 billion loose plot threads and character arcs hanging around, and you now have one episode left to close it all off.
>>216877734That would be so redundant. Killing the most popular character and also the best friend of the character who is already upset another friend of his died
What if instead of The Abyss being filled with Demogorgons, it was full of cute monstergirls.
>>216877734No one is dying. Pajeeta will be doing "oh no Jane you must die with me no Jane don't live" and 11 will get a "sad" ending but alive and well.Everyone else will be unharmed.
>>216876619Byler became popular because Byler theories were way more compelling than any mysteries in the actual show. The alternative to Byler was believing that the Duffers wrote and shot a main couple that look and talk like they can't stand to be around each other for more than 5 minutes.
>>216877754I think it's going to happen. How else are they going to make audiences sad?>>216877753Two. Hours. The episode is 2 hours long. That's more than an entire film.
>>216877491I just wonder if the Duffers went with her dumb suggestion because they actually liked it, or did they feel they would get "cancelled" or some pushback if they'd insisted on their original vision.
>>216877782It is so blatantly obvious to me that this is the case. The veil has fallen, everyone can see how little this show has to offer now that their relationship fantasies have gone nowhere
>vacuum of space ripping trees and tombstones out of the ground, even breaking up concrete>3 people who probably weigh 50-85kg can just withstand itRight.
>"I don't have Kate's Bush"
>>216876619It bothers me that we live among such gullible people. For all the bad writing of the show, which has a few, the Duffers never made Will gay in any way whatsoever. Those people just psyched themselves into that shit just so they have something to complain. Fucking morons, all
>>216877861That was really stupid, and not only that, but withstand it by WALKING
>>216877892Turns out none of them have any hair down there.
>>216876619I also don't get why so many people thought that Mike is going to be gay. Through all seasons he likes girls snd is clueless that his friend is sometimes trying to flirt with him.
>>216877904>never made Will gay in any way whatsoeverFuck, I meant Mike
Max just left Holly like that.This time around Max is jogging up that hill.
>Steve sacrifices himself for Dustin because he wants to “play the hero” and make up for the fight>Eleven and Kali will sacrifice themselves, but only Kali dies and Eleven is teleported to some random place where she will live peaceful and no one can find her until Netflix decides they want a sequel to further ruin the series>Will starts saying yaas queen the rest of the episode and homolust stares Mike until Mike takes his thumb out of his ass to say We are the Stranger Things. Everyone will form a circle around Will and say congratulations and clap>Snowbunny and her bull will make 2 babies which will be shown in the 3 year fast-forward and they will have powers and sense a disturbance in the force. Eleven will also sense this disturbance and bleed out her nose which is where the show will cut and a black screen with the text “Eleven will return in Avengers: Doomsday”calling it right now
>>216878079This actually might happen>Steve sacrifices himself for Dustin because he wants to “play the hero” and make up for the fight>Eleven and Kali will sacrifice themselves, but only Kali dies and Eleven is teleported to some random place where she will live peaceful and no one can find her until Netflix decides they want a sequel to further ruin the series
>>216877916Also the characters seem oddly unbothered by the fact they were just almost sucked into fucking space while on the ground.I feel like I'd mention that during the "lmao lets just destroy the unstable matter" discussion, like.>okay, but the upside down is connected to this reality through the tears, what will stop it dragging everything into it through due to collapsing?Then having Mr Clarke go on about false vacuum or fucking quantum field theory whatever, make shit up for science man to say because he is there instead of just trusting kids to know that they are doing with school level education dnd analogies in regards to theoretical physics.
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>>216878079>Mike takes his thumb out of his ass to say We are the Stranger Things. Everyone will form a circle around Will and say congratulations and clapThey already did this with his coming out scene, almost exactly as you described
