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Hollypedos, beware!
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Can't unsee it now.
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Could Chronicle take Vecna?
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Feel like this season needed more scenes of two characters having a pointless conversation that goes nowhere.

That and where the group comes together to solve a problem and somebody says a random word that sparks something in another character and they grab a random item to illustrate their point
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> Military fighting monsters that steal children into tunnels
> Harvesting blood for special properties > Childhood trauma turns people gay,
are the Duffer brothers Q pilled?
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>>216887140
>and then Josh protests and all the other kids confirm it.
>aw, what a cute moment. And Mr. Kikenberg says he has the perfect kid in mind to play Josh!
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*mogs you are waifu*
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ayo this lil nigga is trippin
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>>216887140
This doesn’t feel like the final season. Season 4 was genuinely more climactic than this. Max was being hunted, Jason was about to kill the characters, Eleven had a big final battle with Vecna, an earthquake destroyed much of Hawkins, the final episode was longer than the actual final episode of the show is supposed to be, etc. The stakes feel so low yet they have a million things to wrap up for the ending. It barely feels like the characters even talked to each other this season.
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>>216887256

argyle returns in the finale and shoots up a motel room filled with mexicans
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>>216887271
TRVKE.
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>>216887262
>bl*ckie moves like an animal
bravo
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The coming out scene was some of the worst TV I have ever seen. Cringey, cheesy, poorly written, poorly acted - took me out of the show entirely.

I say this as someone who isn’t a /pol/tard and very munched liked the talk Robin gave Will when she figured it out.
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>>216887284

ted returns in the finale and mogs vecna
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>>216887205
Then they bicker about said random item.
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During the raid on the military base in episode 7, there was a really strange omission of blood whenever a soldier get shots.
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>>216887310

barb returns in the finale and eats vecna
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>>216887271
its true and everyone knows it
hell the show itself seems to know that it can't top S4 hence all the scenes recreating that Kate Bush Running Up That Hill bit
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>>216887256
That red man has very strong abs.
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>>216887227
On the bright side at least the Holly pedophiles got cucked hard
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Dustin was right about RotJ being a shitty movie for children.
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Holly is the best character this season
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>>216887364
she looks like an insidious elf now
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>>216887364
Is she vegan?
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>>216887250
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>>216887364
The entire cast is hideous but Maya took it to a whole new level this season
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>>216887364
Yeah I noticed this. Drugs? Ozempic?
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>>216887364
How is this fucking real!?
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>>216887140
>Stranger Things 5 is the lowest-rated season of the series.
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>>216887340
My biggest criticism of season 4 was that it felt like Lord of the Rings. It was extremely bloated and was directed as if it was the finale of the series even though we knew it wasn’t. I knew it could come back to bite the show in the ass
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>>216887364
Why do zoomers age like this?
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>>216887310
Cool guy with big house and hot wife who fucks around hitting golf balls into the darkness.
Pretty kino
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>>216887364
6 years of aging in white women is about 20 for anyone else.
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>>216887420
The ending of S4 is straight up apocalyptic and it's just brushed over in S5 intro.
Fucking wild.
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>>216887406
Like, seriously, maybe those anti-vaxxers were right?
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>>216887338
The crew was probably sad to lose their tank unit. She would have been a valuable member of the d&d campaigns.
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>>216887140
Holy shit. 2 incredibly boring chunks of a season with a cocktease right when something is about to happen. Just drop the last episode for fucks sake.
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No seriously why did they add Robin suggesting Steve has a huge cock to the script?
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>>216887469
Give it time for the hype to die down, everyone will realize season 5 was shit and Holly was the only enjoyable part
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>>216887413
I blame Noah Schnapp. They chose to focus on Will this season and he decided to become the ugliest and the worst actor he’s ever been
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YES MORE FAGSLOP YESSSS
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Absolutely incredibly how fucking horribly written and snail pace like it is. I only got through it as fast as I did due to skipping over the ENDLESS dialogue scenes of people talking about their feelings and giving pep talks
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>>216887182
How does her ass land right in his face? That is so comically absurd.
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>>216887364
>works with foot fag Tarantino one time
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>>216887469
My guess is that S5 was supposed to pick up immediately after S4.
But then the SAG-AFTRA strikes happened and derailed Hollyweird for a yearn and a half. The "kid" cast matured into full blown adults and the plan was no longer viable. They had to do a timeskip to explain the kids looking 20, and didn't want to do full post-apo, so they reset the Status Quo, regardless of how jarring it was.
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>>216887520
Robin wanted to break a tense situation.
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>>216887526
Side profile shots are fucking hilarious. He's actually morphing into a goblin.
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>>216887523
Holly's dancing and baking scene when first captured by Henry was kino.
She looked very happy and I wish I could experience that kind of joy.
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>>216887398
she looked so weird in that scene it fucked me up
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>>216887523
We still have the last episode and it seems this season was wtitten just for that one last episode.
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>>216887250
I knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed.
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>>216887545
Because it's AI, you fucking retard. You can prompt anything you want.
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>>216887250
>>216887396
Tina posting is back! Now does someone have the MP4s?
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>>216887603
>>216887398
and now i'm just thinking back to noah schanpp saying they did 12 hours of reshoots for his gay scene. so maya was obviously hitting the zempies once principal wrapped and hit skeletor mode
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>>216887520
I must have missed this, when did she say it?
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It's a shame the show lost a lot of the fun one off/minor characters you got in season 1 and in the worst cases tried to upgrade them to major side characters later which ruined a lot of them.

Even more retarded when a lot of the actual fun side characters they introduced in season 4 are now.......nowhere to be seen in season 5 not even for a one off scene.
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>>216887140
>DUDE EVERY EPISODE IS LIKE A MOVIE LENGTH.
Of fucking filler bullshit kek. I don't care about the little red riding hood house or the boring ass conversations. Waste of time holy shit dude. Cut to the fucking chase. Right when it's getting good
>Wait 5 days
Fuck you lmao. Jew Bret Gelman being obnoxious, boring conversations, Jeet sister suicide pact, and OK I HAVE A PLAN, LETS DISCUSS THE PLAN, NO I HAVE AN IDEA, OK LETS DO IT then just boring shit
Also, the upside down doesn't even seem scary like silent hill. There's no sense of danger in there, it's just empty.
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>>216887523
As an actress and looking at her story in a vacuum I'd say yeah.
But it was a fucking highly questionable idea to add another character to an already bloated cast and essentially making her the main character for the final season.
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>>216887563
TL;DR: Unions, not even once.
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>>216887520
Steve has big dick energy and great hair. You know he has a big cock
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>>216887526
He is barely even acting this season. He takes me out of every scene. He's like smirking the entire time, it feels like he's just phoning it in like a mother fucker
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>>216887580
Jewish genetics become more pronounced over time. It's part of their evolutionary strategy. They were more successful when they could more easily blend in with white populations.
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>>216887695
He's gay and loves Pissrael
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>>216887271
We already know at least a half hour of the finale is going to be dedicated to the final "plan" where everyone barely makes it into the Abyss while being chased by the military dude. Then there's going to be another half hour of (the confirmed) epilogue and characters crying in each other's arms. So realistically there's not an even hour of actual plot and mystery left in the show.

I think the finale is going to make normalfags finally turn. Not much has really happened this season and all the goodwill is resting on the finale.
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>>216887563
This would explain a lot. The season 4 cliffhanger was essentially the setup for the final episode of season 5, Vecna merging the worlds together. They could’ve easily just led straight into the series finale from there. Season 5 in its entirety is superfluous.
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>>216887140
My boy Josh going get him some Wheeler.
Sorry Derek bros.
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This season has been so dire. What the fuck are they cooking? Raw beef is leaving the kitchen. Anyone who enjoys this is gonna get food poisoning.
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>>216887140
Bro shouldn't have left the engagement ring on the ground, he's gotta go sell that shit and buy coke and a hooker and forget that skeleton cunt. Cheesy ass scene
"Will you not marry me?" Fagggg
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>>216887745
Their entire relationship was founded off shared trauma, it was bound to fade.
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the gay shit is annoying
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>>216887271
It's jarring

I'm someone who only started watching the show this year and was loosing interest but season 4 was a good return to form and actually moving the plot and characters forward

This feels like they wanted to do maybe a 4 hour long movie final and pussied out so they stretched it out into 8 episodes

Nothing has happened for like 90% of the season
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>>216887723
Duffers has written this season just for this one episode. The rest of episodes is just a stretch to that one last episode.
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>>216887634
when hopper suggests flying the helicopter up the wormhole

Dustin: It's too big it's not going to fit
Robin: Steve hears that all the time and he goes in anyway don't you Steve?
Steve: What the hell is wrong with you?
Nancy: *pussy tightens*
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I kinda liked the unproposal scene, specifically because I couldn’t tell if they were gonna make up or break up forever.
Apparently, most people couldn’t tell even after it was over, which might be an issue, but I liked it.
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>>216887745
He is going yo give that ring to Hopper snd his mother.
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>>216887642
>it was a fucking highly questionable idea to add another character to an already bloated cast and essentially making her the main character for the final season.
Eleven and Hopper have IRL beef
Will is violently Jewish, getting uglier, and a bad actor.
Steve already had his full character arc.
Nancy is boring. John is boring.
Lucas is black and it's not a basketball show.
Dustin is, and kind of always has been, the second main character.
Robin's story is dorky lesbian girl, not main character potential.
They fucked up killing Max's brother.
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>>216887733
Volume 1 felt like a setup for volume 2, volume 2 feels like a setup for the finale. It doesn’t feel like there’s a consistent story being developed episode-by-episode. It’s hard to even imagine the next episode is the ending of the series
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>>216887795
The other episodes could have been 4 hours total. The need to make them super long just leads to boring fucking filler. But yes they're all a prologue for the last 2 hour movie basically
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>>216887817
Did it show him pick it up?
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>>216887723
Netflix is going to add a taping of the Play the same day as the final episode.
About 10 minutes into the final episode it will pause and a pop up will display telling you to go watch the play to get context for the next scene
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>>216887810
I guess that's par for the course for a dorky lesbian.
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Jonathan really is a sissy who can't think for himself. Every single time they run into a corner HE is the one to ask Nancy on what to do like a little bitch.
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>>216887831
4 is generous. We've seen 7/9 hours of S5 and I feel like there's only been 1 to 2 hours actually moving the story and characters forward.
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>>216887814
I also like this scene. It was cute, it looked like they wouldn't make out. They can be honest at ladt and free from all opinions and norms, plus Jonathan stops avoiding his Nancy snd thrir relationship.
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>>216887140
That skeletor girl is rambo now and can just shoot US soldiers to death with no remorse? Kek
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I thought people were saying Noah Schnapp was a terrible actor because of whatever political comments he made, but wow, he is genuinely not a good actor and I get second hand embarrassment whenever he has to say more than 3 words
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>>216887140
Way to go Josh!
Holly not going for her mom and Nancy’s taste in men.
I applaud.
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>>216887912
Yeah it's hot.
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Then:
>The Upside Down is a dark reflection of Earth full of supernatural creatures that want to invade Earth
Now:
>The Upside Down is a giant flesh tube that connects Earth to Vecna's piss realm where the monsters actually came from

Showing exactly what the Upside Down is was always going to ruin the intrigue around it, but what the fuck? How many sharks did this show jump?
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>>216887831
I think four hours would be enough. They simply could have done just three films that are released each month till the New Year.
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>>216887844
Hm, I didn't see them picking it up.
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>>216887912
They’ve been pushing that shit for ages, and the actress just can’t sell it.
>whoa, she’s so intimidating, threatening to shoot Murray in the balls for no reason!
>tells Steve not to bring a gun. You can have a pointy stick instead
Also, looking back, she’s absolutely retarded and makes things worse 90% of the time.
>S2
>we have to get revenge on the people who did this to Barb!
>even though they’re already gone, and the guy in charge now is fighting to save Will and protect Hawkins
>burn it to the ground!
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Mike Wheeler, is a Butthole Surfers fan.
Bylers, what does this mean?
>Naw, nigga, we still in the game.
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>>216887912
To be fair, everyone of these faggots signed up to die for Israel. US soldiers are born losers.
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They really spent like 10 of the last 15 minutes on a coming out scene lmao.
>erm guys, I have to tell you I am a raging homosexual so we can go and beat the bad guy - yippee!!
What a great show lol
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>>216887969
Remember how kino season 1 was showing eleven training to mind assassin people and accidentally releasing the demogorgan? They haven’t even come close to recapturing any of that feel in the subsequent seasons.
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>>216888010
I was hoping Murray was gonna get popped driving into the military base. Most annoying character and actor . Fucking obnoxious guy
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>ur gay lmao
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>>216888029
>Guys if I don't tell you I'm a fag, Vecna wins
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>>216887563
>My guess is that S5 was supposed to pick up immediately after S4.
Still giving too much cover for the terrible writing.
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>>216887831
Worse than that. The entire conflict of season 5 could’ve been worked into season 4. Instead of having bullshit filler with Hopper in Russia and Mike with Will in California, just have them arrive in Hawkins and discover that the Upside Down is a wormhole. After Vecna creates the earthquake in the last episode, the series finale could happen from there. We didn’t need an entirely new season to establish Will has powers and add in Holly to the story. He could’ve gotten them in season!! He didn’t fucking do anything that season anyways!!
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>>216888045
Duffer brothers wouldn't kill a Jewish character for 100 billion.
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>>216887526
But the Sorcerer is the second highest rated episode ever because of him. You'd rather they focus on Boggie Brown?
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>>216888045
I am so fucking tired of his schtick.
Well, at least the Upsidedown will take care of him in the Finale.
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>>216888012
>Butthole Surfers
>what does this mean?
>2025-present
It means, a record label probably slipped them some money to get a bunch of new fans for some shit band that is active again
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I dont watch this show. I use it as an ERP vehicle that gives me an in to get frumpy 25-35 year old women to send me nudes. I haven't watched a single minute since Season 1.
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>>216887969
The actual alien realm that the UD is only a pitstop doing looking so tame compare to the UD is fucking stupid. Why isn't that place looking an iota as hellish?
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so the finale was meant to come out November 6th or whatever the fuck the important date was but they whiffed it because they had to do 12 hours of reshoots for will's coming out scene
actually funny how much the bring up that date but it's all ruined because they couldn't manage to finish production in 3 fucking years
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Wait. Nancy broke up with what's his face? That's not what I got from that scene at all.
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They’re not going to kill a single main character are they?
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>>216887969
The Abyss doesn't even have any literary purpose as far as I can tell. The UD has thematic flair of representing the seedy underbelly of the town's secrets both literally and figuratively. But the alien dimension doesn't really say anything about anything. It's just a world with an evil alien that want to consume earth.
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>>216888045
I was geting pissed at how much of a catty faggot he was being to Mr. Clark, like a cringe cunt with zero self awareness trying to sound cool and badass by deingrating someone else
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>>216887140
was this their "Nobody likes Milhouse!" moment?
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>>216888010
>tells Steve not to bring a gun. You can have a pointy stick instead
It's like she fought he would shoot her by accident.
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>>216888083
Nancy's face when steve is too big to fit but goes in anyway
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>>216888060
>if that’s how it works, I should probably tell you I’ve been stealing Holly’s panties for years
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Literally my feeling after watching this season
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>>216888107
It might be one of the worst scenes I’ve ever witnessed in television. And any attempt to criticise it will be dismissed as homophobia.
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Soi redditniggers are doing the usual 'UGH you HATE character development and themes and depth unlike ME who is very smart' shit in response to this snail's pace final season getting rightfully hated on
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>>216888083
>Well, at least the Upsidedown will take care of him in the Finale.
*he thinks a named character is going to die* HAHAHAHAA
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>>216887140
jesus fucking christ i thought this was over finally, but there's another volume?
i don't even hate it in terms of quality. the story is ok so far but this shit is taking way too long.
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>>216888168
Nah even the fags know it was contrived and pointless. They’re upset
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>>216888166
You'd think a really no brainer nostalgia pandering thing would be play the s1 ambience they had for the UD. It's a good soundtrack and has never been heard once since s1 (s2 at a push).
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>>216887271
duffers should have made one 2hr movie finale and written and directed it, instead of this. too many writers written by committee and it feels like watching committees talk!
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>>216888147
It’s also fucking mind boggling to think that they’re in an apocalyptic scenario and nobody learned to use a gun.
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Here's how they can redeem it: _____________Vecna wins_______________
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>>216888184
There's no way the season finale is gonna be kino, is there?
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Why does this season look so cheap compared to Season 4 and even 3?

Did they spend all the money on Vectna's Destiny 2 lair or something?
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>>216888196
> over
Considering how much this has been a cash cow it’s never going to be over. They’ve already announced there’s going to be a spin off.

I’m certain that we’ll get a movie announcement within the next couple of years
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>>216888215
I said years ago that if they weren't retarded Hopper would have been training the boys in weapons, survivalism, etc. and if Wolfhard, for example, wasn't being a prissy bitch he'd be made to hit the weights too. Of course this presumed that when we saw the town again shit would be a little bit more dire than business as usual sans plates and military goons
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>>216888226
The odds are very, very stacked against it. No one in the audience currently feels any sense of urgency or stakes. And they have to wrap up the entire show in 2 hours.
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i keep mixing up will and mike, i don't remember who did what but now one of them is gay
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>>216888215
Why use guns when kicks and wine bottles are stronger?
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>>216633946
Based Tina poster
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>>216888226
No. Set up for the final plan, all the forces emotional character moments, a long as epilogue, action scenes, and whatever the flying fuck is going on with Vecna and MF which is something Vol 2 should have fucking explored
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>>216888244
interesting. i'm fine with there being a spinoff but i won't begin watching it or acknowledge that it exists.
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>>216888168
Nah its pretty easy to criticise it even from a pro gay point of view
>1. He wasn't doing it willingly he was pretty much forced for the sake of the mission
>2. No gay guy nowis coming out to a crowd of hundreds never mind the 80s
>3. He spent most of it apologising to Mike rather than being proud
>4. He never says gay
Everyone hates that scene
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>Lucas can kick a charging demo-dog out of an elevator
>Nancy can shoot and kill 5 separate body armor wearing soldiers even though they have their guns pointed right at her
>a gigantic blast of energy can melt 2 floors into a building, but not two humans that are standing right next to it
>some Indian teenager can overpower and kill 3 adults even after getting all the blood drained out of her
>military entirely unconcerned with aliens who just massacred their entire base and can’t be stopped with bullets
>vacuum can suck out 200lb tombstones but not 3 people that are just walking right in front of of it
Are the writers even trying?
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>>216888166
I hope Finn would shit on this shitshow on SNL on the 17th
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>>216888241
Vecna's lair looks like it might transform into some monster. Inside has teeth. Outside it looks like have spuder legs.
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>>216888249
This. They will have to open with a significant character death almost immediately to do so.

Season 4 had a very strong sense of dread/urgency with vecna hunting them one by one
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>>216888244
>few years down the line they're all back together again but simply fighting ghosts or some shit like the evil glowies accidently created zombies - and 90s nostalgia too
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God I hope they kill off Dustin, Will, Max, eleven and Kali fuckin WOAT characters ever
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>>216888086
You don't even know who they are.
Can't claim nostalgia bait, when there's no nostalgia for a band only Kurt Cobain liked.
>Scratch Acid was always the better band anyways
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>>216888301
i thought it was the mind flayer's body
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>>216887364
VAXX status?
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What was the plot of season 3 again what the Mindflayer’s plan

Why can’t Vecna fuck with people anywhere they are like in season 4 why does he need Will as a spy or sending in demogorgons to kidnap people, didn’t he say his powers are getting stronger? Why is he weaker then
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>>216888060
like really? that mind broke Will? youd think after fighting and having a lesbo friend he’d just cop the fuck on. Vecna is so strong cos he’s a playground bully? what the fuck man.
>hey
>hey will
>hey gaylord willie
>hey faggity fag fag Will!
>haha u like boys hahaha
>*makes ur eyes implode*
>fuggin dork
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>>216888336
why did he need to hijack Will to find someone who has been quite publicly in hospital for two years now?
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>>216888184
From what I saw during my short lurk earlier, it's actually an even split between the cultists and sane normies. They're getting pushback and critiques aren't just getting buried with downvotes.
If the finale is a whiff, the meaty is gonna be glorious.
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The sadie sink glazing is very obviously from roasties overhyping unlikeable woman. Much like Sabrina Carpenter

That Henry actor is the only one who knows how to act. Everyone else is legitimately awful. Seems Finn also pretty much gave up. He isn't even trying.
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>>216888325
Never forget in vol 1 how they treated the imaginary friend being Henry as some heckin epic bone chilling blood curdling twist when we all not only saw it coming as our first guess but were also baffled as to how fucking nobody in the show's universe guessed it was Henry - that the mere thought this Vecna chap that invades people's minds may have been the imaginary friend who's presence in Holly's life coincided with her getting kidnapped by a monster they know Vecna controls
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>>216888047
why didn't Vecna schnapp his neck here?
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>>216888383
we need to protect ginger careers
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>>216887310
wtf he's a gigachad...
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>>216888363
Vecna was able to hunt teenagers in season 4 my merely entering their mind no matter where they were in the world, but somehow he doesn’t know that Max has been in a coma at the hospital for 2 years despite knowing she was in a coma. Where the fuck else would she be?
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Vecna gets into Nancy's mind
>shows all of her family and friends dead
>shows literal apocalypse scenario
>world ending, goodness destroyed
Vecna gets in Will's head
>here's your friends being mean to you
Wow. What a fag
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>>216888383
Henry actor is so shit lmao, he was the worst part of season 4
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only 1 episode left :')
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>>216888152
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So the abyss is some desolate wasteland? Not even a homeland for some advanced aliens. Why does he want to merge it
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>>216888432
when you get pegged by joyce
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>>216888442
The ayy lmaos and whatever warped Vecna into a monster comes from there.
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> Henry's traumatic childhood memory was him bashing the head of a guy who wanted to kill him
> and not him getting diddled

Holly fucking cop out. Why would adult psycho Henry shit his pants about this??? I guess we cant show kids getting molested..
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>>216888442
it's the original homeworld of the demogorgans speedwatcher
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>>216888321
>Jesus Christ it’s finally over. 24 hours well spent you fucking faggot
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Kek, even Reddit is tired
https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangerThings/comments/1pw1yue/just_how_many_times_will_we_have_the_same_exact/
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I can't stop laughing whenever they show the pajeet compared to everyone else

She's like 4"2
In every scene where it's a wide shot I burst out laughing
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>>216888428
Thank God. I hope this fucking freak kills himself when the fame fades.
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>>216888460
they really dropped the ball there. i was expecting to see how he actually got powers
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>>216888472
What ethnicity is that?
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>>216887338
Barbs head is way too small for her body she literally looks like a cartoon
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>>216888223
this. What's his goal? Why does he want to bring Qward into Earth? As far as I'm concerned, Vecna has the same powers on Earth as he does on Qward. Makes no sense
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>>216888497
its what you start looking like when you have chromosome issues
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>>216888460
When he opens the briefcase, that’s when the Mindflayer particles invade his body and violate him
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>>216888321
>trailer after dark
https://youtu.be/Jgjm_bw-8Po?si=B3uHXCjJHbg8PFa6
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>>216888470
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>>216888421
HE USED HIS MIND PALACE TO SURF ALONG THE RED MIND CLOUDS AND ONLY SAW PEOPLE WHO WERE IN CRISIS. IT'S IMPLIED THAT'S THE ONLY WAY HE WAS ABLE TO GET PEOPLE, HUNTING THEIR TRAUMA. MAX IS ALREADY IN VECMAN'S MIND PALACE, HER BODY BEING A SOULLESS CORPSE. THAT'S WHY HE COULDN'T FIND HER. BUT YEAH HE COULD HAVE JUST TOLD THE DEMOMEN TO GO NUTS AT THE HOSPITAL AND KILL EVERYBODY HE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT FUCKIN ROOM SHE WAS IN
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>>216888460
That scene sucked. I actually had a bit of intrigue about the mines but afterwards they had Holly spell put everything for the 60 IQ fuckwads.
>wait wait wait so was Henry actually good?!?!
>Did that turn him evil?!?!?!
All the intrigued and subtly has been ripped out of this show to make sure retards can follow it.
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>>216888407
because he needed to use him to find Max because she was being a sneaky lil fox and busting his balls by saving his kidnap victims and cartoon gag running through his traumatic memory cave
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>>216888280
>He never says gay
the horror
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>>216888383
Sadie Sink has 0 range. She can’t play any character that isn’t a sad melancholic girl. Only good actors are
>Dustin
>Henry
>Holly
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After the dust has settled, did conflict between Dustin and Steve make sense?
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>>216888442
>>216888500
Doesn’t the mind flayer just want to take over worlds? I would guess that the mind flayer wants to bring the two worlds together so he can enslave everyone.
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>>216888188
>hh
Barb, Bob, Alexi, Billy, Eddie, Chrissy, Fred, Dr. Brenner, Patrick, Jason
>HAHAHAHAHAHA, fucking retard
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>>216888470
They've brought her back only for her to do nothing so far
hope she actually gets a role in the finale
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>>216888325
Black dude in the back not wanting them to hurt his white prize
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I might need to pirate s5 just for the cringe kino. It sounds fucking terrible lmao.
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>>216887413
I can't believe the audience score is still that high. With how bad this season has been I would have expected it to be in the 40-50 range
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>>216888470
That girl is going to drag Eleven to her death.
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>>216888543
I liked that they called out Eddie's death as kind of stupid/pointless but no it was more fighting for the sake of drama
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>>216888570
Don't bother if you haven't watched the previous seasons.
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>>216888535
I mean if you're coming out as gay that's a pretty required word
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did anyone else bust out laughing when max essentially decided to tell holly "get fucked retard" at the last minute?
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5 actually slightly redeems 2. At least 2 didn’t have 5 hours go by and nothing happens.
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>>216888253
>now
Will has been clearly gay since like season 2 nigga
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I cannot see them ending it any other way than 3 people pointing at vecna and then screaming.
If they do end it another way, it will be just el pointing at vecna and then screaming.
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>>216888407
he wanted to taunt him for being gay some more. or something
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This is driving them crazy
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>>216888586
I tapped out after season 4. I didn’t think it could get any worse but apparently it did.
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>>216888302
Vecna will start blowing up each kid one by one until it gets closer to Holly.
Derek sacrifices himself so Holly and the surviving kids escape.
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>>216888619
this was the coolest part of the new episodes. i wish they just went full scifi
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> had to show general black man being alive in a hospital while every white npc got insta killed

cant even kill random black soldier with lines kek
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Episode so shit you have to publish multiple articles explaining what actually happened.
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>>216888543
Nope. Bad writing, it's like the Duffers both read a writing 101 book and just followed the first piece of advice all of these books give you, "dialogue needs conflict." Everyone is arguing, EVERYONE, there's not a single scene where anyone is getting along.
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Why is the writing so bad? >:( I wasted good pizza watching this crap
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>>216888543
Yes, it made sense. Kid was afraid of loosing people so he has pushed them away. Steve tried to get through Dutin to stop being a dick.
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>>216888640
Sorry but the Biden years are still reverberating
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>>216888626
LOL.
They have no one but themselves to blame. Though they will blame everyone else
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>>216888460
Regardless of what they show I’m still going to say it’s all allegory for child abuse turning people gay or into abusers themselves
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>>216888666
Fujoshis and queerfagshave very low EQs for a reason
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>>216888619
I think beamer is going to play it's part in the finale. That's why I am scared that Steve might take the bomb.
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>>216888645
It gives me comfort that I've never put a cent into the pockets of hacks who make shit like this.
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>>216888507
this is going to be the big reveal in the final episode that turns him into a good guy
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>>216888400
>chk'd
Mike is kinda known for being pretty oblivious. Makes sense tho. Mike and Nancy, never told their parents or Holly anything. But, it's pretty bad writing that they didn't put two and two together, until it was too late.
"Say, Mike?"
"Yes, Nancy?"
"You think maybe this imaginary friend that our parents told us Holly has is, Vecna?"
"We're just friends, Nancy! Will and I are just friends!"
"Mike, the fuck are you talking about, nigga?"
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>>216888241
Season cost 500 million dollars
It's basically money laundering
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>>216888698
Steve's arc was always going to be self-sacrifice. Even if the show was properly written.
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>>216888543
I did enjoy their final confrontation and it does make sense but the endless arguing prior to it is exhausting and doesn’t make sense.

> breakdown because friend is going to get on a ladder
> that same friend and the other friends doing far more dangerous stuff is not only fine but facilitated by dustin
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>>216888407
Why didn’t he kill Will’s mom?
Why do demogorgons fly through the air and disembowel random soldiers in .1 picoseconds, but slowly approach and allow themselves to be stabbed by wine bottles when they’re dealing with mildly important characters?
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>Season 4 ends setting up the town being under complete lockdown via martial law completely disrupting anyone that still lives and are now trapped there
>This has literally zero effect on the characters and they still move around no problem

How did season 1 and to a lesser extent 4 manage to make you feel a restriction to characters movements better than a season where the fucking army is there 24/7?????
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Holly....
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Huge disappointment compared to vol 1. Again, the Frank Darabont directed episode was really good in the second half with him actually being able to direct. Seemed like the first half was nothing by exposition and people talking. Also Vickie is such a cutie. And they did do a good job differentiating her personality from Robin this time.
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>>216888758
is fucking useless and a waste of viewers time
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>>216888226
if they kill just about everyone
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>>216888569
>kek'd
I don't know any of the kids names, except for Holly and Derek.
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>>216888645
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Man, Winona's hand are really OLD
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>>216888757
Everyone seems very chipper for living in a literal government concentration camp. The kids at school frolicking around like they dont live in dachau
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Season 4 was genuine kino compared to this
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>>216888543
No, but Steve was right when he said Eddie died for nothing.
If he kept running for like 10 more seconds he would’ve survived.
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>>216888772
She's the cutest of the entire cast so no
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>>216888645
> So addicted to exposition you pen an article adding more within a day of your shows being released.

Fuark
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I have a theory that Millie and Noah are just impossible to act with
Literally every scene the other actors have to work with them it just becomes the shittest scene
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>>216888757
My favorite part about the show is how they have animated spin off that takes place between season 3 and 4
When it would make more sense if it took place between season 4 and 5
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What happened to the big monster in seasons 2&3? Vecna a bitch
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she's literally a midget
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>>216888795
extremely anti semitic post
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>>216888748
Vecna and Joyce were friends in high school
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>>216888806
her story has literally gone no where there's one episode left, she's gotten the most screen time out of all the characters and she's still in the same damn place, with no character development.
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How do these people even get hundreds of millions of dollars of budget to come up with dialogue and plot like this

Chatgpt unironically can do a better job with the plotline. These people are so incompetent
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Why do the girl children dress like 40 year olds dressed in the 80s and not actual children?
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>>216888791
Sure thats not Millie?
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>>216888804
Most useless character ever. There was zero point to him or the faggot with the van besides
>we need an 80s rocker character
>oh… throw a goofy stoner in there as well, we really gotta remind people it’s the 80s you know
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>>216888841
Why is she kneeling on the picture?
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>>216887364
tarantino wasn't inviting her to the spirit cooking parties like he did with her mom.
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>>216888863
Good writing cost the least, but is also the most difficult to accomplish.
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>>216888654
It feels so contrived.
Half the time people are screaming at each other, there’s virtually no reason for them to be angry at each other at all. And then sometimes, the characters would have had to have read the script to know why they should be mad at each other.
>hopper instantly wants to murder the little poo girl
>except they didn’t realistically set up his suspicions, he just magically knows what she’s been saying to 11
My daughter seemed a little weird for 15 seconds. I think I’m gonna have to murder this little curry eater.
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>>216888861
But she's cute, so who cares
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>>216888863
This is what I don't get about modern productions. Are good writers really that rare in the business?
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Holly is a coal burner, Vecna can keep face fucking her for all I care
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>>216887140
Why did they lock Nancy inside of the fun room?
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That coming out scene was genuinely atrocious.
It could’ve worked if he’d only told a few people, but having literally every character there just made it really uncomfortable to watch. I just assumed all the characters it didn’t cut to during the scene were just looking at Will in disgust throughout.
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>>216888912
Only interracial couples are allowed
Unless she's gay then she can date a white girl
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my god she was looking rough in this scene
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>>216888543
Yes, it made sense. He pushed Steve away to avoid the possibility of losing another friend he was attached to. But it was conveyed stupidly. It happens out of nowhere when they should’ve established that he was already distanced from Steve for a while.
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>>216888894
It's literally just money laundering
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>entire show is based in the 80s
>not a single snippet or reference to Michael Jackson
???
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> if we die we die together

yep Steve will die in a last minute self sacrifice bs to save Dustin
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>>216888894
Good writers are most of the time are fucked up by corporation bosses who want whatever they want.
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Please tell people are posting ”We tried to tell you” in response to all the Byler posts.
Or “we told you so”
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>>216888967
They know what he did on the island
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>>216888952
the cast of stranger things has been looking like stranger things this season
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>>216888795
>The kids at school frolicking around like they dont live in dachau
It's amazing to me that people still believe in this bull shit almost a century later.
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>>216888916
It was the middle of the AIDS epidemic as well.

Hopper would have ordered 11 to get back in the bathtub after the hug
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>>216888912
Based.
She’s talking after her mentor Max.
She even asks Max about having a boyfriend like Lucas.
Blacked Holly is endgame!
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>>216888645
>>216888626
What the fuck? I never got that impression at all
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>>216888916
Everyone that was part the mission needed to know so that Vecna couldn't use against them.
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>>216888981
They are but the bylerfags are just calling them homophobic which is fucking hilarious
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>>216888888
Why hasn't anyone checked these bad boys?
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>>216887413
Finn warned us but we didnt listen
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Was Joyce happy to hear that her husband was right?
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>>216888666
Correct as always, Satan
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>>216889019
Hopper, Erica and Mr Clark weren’t there for the coming out scene
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>>216889035
>Vecna wins because he tells everyone Will’s a fag
kek
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>>216887364
>>216887398
I realize people age but COME ON this isn't fucking natural.
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>>216888974
THIS
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>>216888892
>>hopper instantly wants to murder the little poo girl
Which is based.
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>>216888863
>>216888891
They don’t want good dialogue. Their goal is exposition above all else.
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>>216888967
Robin mentioned him in the very first episode of this season. They are also in Indiana, kind of surprised it took them this long to mention the Jacksons, the most famous people from Indiana.
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I've been noticing a reduction of Hollyposters as of late
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Man, season 4 was the perfect spot to wrap it up:
>Redeems the show coming from season 2 and 3 immediately.
>The upside down finally terrorizing everyone on Hawkins.
>The whole town turning against the heroes.
>Evil dad plot ends with kino climax.
>Plot comes full circle in several points.
>Big bad behind everything since day one plot twist.
>Stakes at all time high.
>Max dies (if they didn't pussied out).
Just a few tweaks and following the finale's cliffhanger with an intense final episode or movie would've been more than enough. Season 5's premiere undoing S4's build up with a gay time jump was a huge red flag that this would suck dick.
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Damn Sadie Sink is flat, that's hot. Now if only her face was better.
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>>216887364
didn't stand a chance with the oinker genetics
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>>216889050
Oh yeah I forgot that the show has a bit more edge in the first season dialogue wise

Like a lot of shit that gets popular with ttens and kids a lot of the rougher edges got sanded down over time
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>>216889103
It's because her love interest is a black guy
They dropped her like they did max
She for the streets
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>>216888841
imagine getting mogged by that 30 year old bogged tranny
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>>216888863
The content does not matter. They have years of goodwill, and fans who will buy all their shit merch and funko pops.
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>>216889125
I said it earlier too, season 4 EASILY could’ve been combined with most of season 5 if they just changed the Hopper/California subplots.
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>>216889137
A woman without tits isn't a woman.
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Based reddit summing it up perfectly
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>>216888861
She has matured
>>216889103
The Holly stuff are the most interesting scenes of the season
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>>216888460
i thought they were gonna base it on the real life M cave mystery(where some guy made up a story about a mysterious cave to go off himself and abandon his family to escape debts)

only with the twist that henry witnesses some guy get mindraped in the cave and develops sympathy for the fledgeling ayylmao after the psychic ayy shows him that the guy was a piece of shit or something.
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>>216889103
Not me.
I’m a bigger fan of her now more than ever.
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>>216889050
> we got this in S1 but they can’t even use the word ‘gay’ in S5
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>>216889164
Calm down tranny fucker
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>>216887398
wasn't paying attention and thought they had brought in some granny character here. had to scan back to make sure.
how are honkaloids so damned?
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>>216889171
>upvoted
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>>216889155
Nancy solves her problems with a gun. She even doesn't want that anyone else would take guns in their hands.
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>>216888916
It should have been Joyce and Mike alone. And he should have come clean to Mike about his love for him. They don't need to get together or anything but Will deserved better closure after 5 seasons of being literally raped.
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You now remember Mind Flayer.
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>>216889050
I'm surprised they didn't censored that scene like they did with suicide scene in that show
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>>216889125
They could have had a three hour long movie that hit all the right beats and it would have been so kino.
But instead they had 5 hours of shite to get will the sorcerer, then 3 more hours of shite for wills homosexual confession.
This season is so ass lmao
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>>216888892
>>216889077
>joyce has no idea who this person even is
>”im gonna kill her. One step out of line and im gonna blow that little jeet back to the Ganges”
>uh… okay
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>>216888916
i wish billy was there to call him a faggot to his face.
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>>216889238
gingers age so poorly
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>characters goes through extreme trauma
>turns out to be gay
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>>216889256
She is only 40, retard
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>>216889025
Why would you? Who the fuck gets told their oldest friend was madly in love with them sit there not mention it, hug him, then go invade hell pretending nothing is wrong? Its borderline NPC behaviour.
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>vecna despises will because he's gay
was vecna based this entire time?
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>>216889050
It's my theory that they only made Will gay to make all this dialogue come off better to the LGBT neurotic fucks. Kinda like how Tyler the Creator became gay to make sure his homophobic lyrics didn't derail his career.
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>>216888787
I am an actual, fully out gay guy and even I think this is fucking stupid. It actually would have been better if they just left it at that when Will got his powers. The lesson would have been that while Mike will never feel the same, Will has regained his power by realizing he doesn't need Mike anymore to fight his battles, and moves on from him. Mike literally never finds out, they just remain friends. Maybe Will gets his own boyfriend at the end of the season, or something. This would have been more realistic to how it actually IS growing up Gay (especially in the 80's), and it would have been more impactful. Instead we get this shit.
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>>216889277
he doesnt care, they have bigger fish to fry
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>>216889151
Based Hopper.
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>Vecna targeted Will because he was the weakest willed person in Hawkins
>Will’s gay
What did they mean by this?
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>>216889271
imagine if the big revelation at the penultimate arc of Silent Hill 2 was that James was a big faggot and didn't love his wife and just really wanted to get dominated by Pyramid Head.

fuck this niggerhell show
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>>216889050
Probably Will is her favourite child after all unlike Jameson... Jimath... JIMBOB!
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>>216889238
Make a 2 second looping gif of her turning her head left and right making that expression. Do it right now.
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>>216889308
Hopper is only racist against indians and vietnamese
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>wormhole takes a snapshot of hawkings when it opens
>brenner's notes and research gets copied
Uh what. How did he have research on the exact wormhole and exotic matter orb before it existed?
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>>216889300
Well that's frankly just shit writing then. If you're going to the effort of inserting that scene there and altering what's probably the most prominent friendship in the show permanently at least have people react
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>>216889025
>I never got that impression at all
>looks at Will when he says he had a crush
>Camera cuts to Will who looks away because he knows its him

are you retarded by any chance?
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>Will, my brother, listen. I know you just came out and shit, but you should continue Byers bloodline. You should impregnate Nance because I failed.
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>>216889050
The show immediately became Marvel and lost it's balls in season 2. I can't believe that we haven't had ANY deaths in the main cast with the kind of story the show has. They pussied out on Hopper and Max so fucking hard, it sabotaged any kind of tension. I haven't feared for any of the characters since Hopper surviving god knows how a fucking anti-mater explosion and Max Vecna's fatality, it's fucking ridiculous
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holly looks like she is going to turn into a creepy looking adult
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>>216889356
henry took the snapshot after the wormhole was opened when he decided to get will, giving brenner time to research the "normal" wormhole which the "exotic lifestyle matter" was already present in
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>>216889335
Holly was just dabbing on Max the entire episode.

>>216889356
Dr. Breakfastfordinner was very smart and predicted everything that would happen long before it ever would, and conveniently hid his research next to the playroom.
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>>216889335
She just telling that Max got lost time to do something.
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>>216888952
>"You want to do what with men?"
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>>216888863
>How do these people even get hundreds of millions of dollars of budget to come up with dialogue and plot like this
They could have, but that was writing “good” dialogue wasn’t the goal. The goal is to write dialogue so that distracted audience members can know what is happening. That, and create 10+ hours of “content”
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was vecna just rooting around in kids psychic fields and picked the faggiest thing he could find?
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>doctor brenner is a theoretical physicist
Bullshit he is.
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>>216889398
I disagree with you lad
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>>216889235
The mind flayer, what ever happened there?
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>>216889442
every child actor ends up looking like stranger things in adulthood
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>>216888841
She looks like a fucking monkey lmao
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Holy fuck. The duffers managed to piss off every single character’s fans this season. The absolute meltdown on twitter holy kek. The only way they can too it off is to kill Steve
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>>216889455
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>>216889457
Honestly, she IS kinda ugly.
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>>216889181
What type of director would have a child say this shit?
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>>216889356
The goal was to open a wormhole in the first place. It's not the first one, his dad made the first one in the 1940's. I shot you not.
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>>216889477
you activated my trap card idiot
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>>216889335
Sounds like Max needs to put that brat in her place.
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>>216889335
She was probably fingering her hairy puss thinking of Lucas with fuck all to do. I mean, what is there to do? Stare at the open scenery? That'd get boring after a while.
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>>216889455
Portman, Knightley, Connelly and some others did not
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Lucas/Max Lumax bros…
Josh/Holly Jolly bros….
We stay winning!!!!!!
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does anyone else think the tentacle stuff is a bit too freaky for a normie netflix show
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>>216888569
yeah moreso theyre not going to show black on white violence (or any black violence) on Shitflix
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I enjoyed volume 1, volume 2 fell off hard.

I will give them the benefit of the doubt that they needed to do the leg work to set up a good finale but they have to go all out from the start including character deaths if they want to create a sense of tension or urgency.
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>>216889335
That calls for a good spanking
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How did Murray not get shot up in drivers seat lol
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>>216889559
The whole show is Qanon coded and I refuse to believe otherwise
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>>216887413
still better than Season 3
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>>216889557
lucas and max being together makes sense, gingers are black
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>>216889475
The last part might still happen:
-his plan;
-beamer;
-the last one activates the bomb;
-his pact with Dustin mirrors Eleven's and Kali's pact of suicide.
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>>216889571
>>216889597
Murray needs to reveal he was hit and die once the truck gets through to the upside down.
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>>216889559
The kids be sucking.

Yeah it's fuckin odd. Obviously in season 1 they were going for some Alien homage. But you can't do that without the obvious Geiger sexual imagery. And now you have a plot where this dangerous older guys preys on kids naive nature to make them suck his tentacles which turns them gay.

Duffers are pretty based.
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Anyone have a webm of the soldier getting skullfucked by spikes when vecna first appears?
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>>216889559
this normie netflix shows needs more RAPE

RAPE

RAPE
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>>216889559
Tentacle horror was never mainstream so the reason it seems weird is you're seeing it in the most mainstream show rn
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>>216889641
Except we saw footage of Steve at the 1989 graduation ceremony epilogue.
So that means he lives, unless he becomes an interdimensional force ghost.
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>>216889282
did will said that during that cringe scene? i can't bring myself to watch it
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>>216888119
No I think they got past their tension or something
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>Hopper is so fat that he can't talk without being out of breath
Jesus...
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>>216889597
Jew magic.
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>>216889559
>escape rape den
>get captured and put back in the rape den
>they show the tentacles going back in to continue raping
it's all very weird
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>>216889440
>theoretical physics
>CIA mind control
>psychic training
>Cold War intelligence
>abducting little kids
What can’t he do?!
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>>216889687
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>>216889695
I mean they have Murray around for a reason
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>>216889690
Just like me
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>>216889690
Both El and Hopper are wearing tacticool gear 24/7 to hide their Venus-esque physiques kek
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>>216889690
I kind of want a season 6 now imagine him in full Steven Segal mode
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why was el's ass all hanging out before she got into the bathtub. did the expect me to not look?
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Fucking hell can someone get them to stop talking?
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>>216889756
she got so fat they can't even hide it
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>>216889721
I know I'm not the only one, but I read this scene as them finally getting their little grievances out and showing very outwardly they do love each other a lot so what the hell haha
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>>216889696
They wanted to show Vecna's spider shaped rape dungeon.
See pic related. It's gonna be Vecna's psychic powered Power Rangers Megazord and he's gonna do battle with the MF, and Stranger Things will conclude with a CGI Kaiju Fight.
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>>216889789
that's what i thought until i read their interview
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Do you people actually watch this? lmao
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>>216889788
My mom asked if she was having a baby with bon jovis kid because she looked 4 months pregnant
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>psychic powers only reproduce through childhood trauma
>psychic powers are a metaphor for homosexuality
what did they mean by this?
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>>216889789
I thought it was a break up, just on good terms
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>>216889756
So Mike can comment how hot she looked and make Bylers seethe.
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>>216889802
i'd expect something like this in DanDaDan
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They probably wasted half of the budget on this scene to make Robin look young for a few seconds.
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>>216888791
kek thought the same thing
she really does her makeup well I guess
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they call me 007
0 cave entries
0 plot progression
7 episodes without a castle ensemble kill

Who am I?
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>>216889802
ok so the ending is gonna be that vecna betrays the mindflayer and 8 + 11 + 1 (DUDE DND LMAO) kill the thing and self-sacrifice because their blood is now important and they can't be normies and will grooms mike into being a faggot in the epilogue

great show, you FUCKING NIGGERS.
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>>216888863
>>216889090
>>216888894
>>216889158
the dialogue needs to be understandable to the most braindead tiktok addicted normie scrolling on his phone while smoking weed with his friends
it never was meant to be "good"
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>>216889597
He already had his windshield bulletproof
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>>216889779
Reminds me that they also spent like 2 days filing that 5 minute scene.
Makes me wonder if Noah Schalom is just the shittest actor who just keeps wasting everybody’s time
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>henry mentions the black thing
>he's gathering power not to combine worlds but to defeat the mind flayer once and for all
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>>216889292
>Kinda like how Tyler the Creator became gay to make sure his homophobic lyrics didn't derail his career.
Well all black males are bisexual at best.
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Wait,did Holly make lips surgery?
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>>216889789
that's how it'd play out irl but these people are writing for the most reddit nigger-addled faggots on the planet who think things like "smoking too much weed" or "being slightly needy" are valid reasons to end a multi-year relationship

irl in the 80s they'd just go "yeah you're kind of a tard but i love you and we've already been fucking so whatever"
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All the girls in class knowing Holly loves BBC was hilarious
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Holy hell, the coming out scene is so awkward. I even thought him and Robin bonding over it was cute but the scene felt so unnecessary.
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>>216889913
>Wait,did Holly make lips surgery?
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>>216889917
Necessary so he wouldn’t be caught in Vecna’s torment trap later
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>>216889829
She IS young. Image was what, 24/5 during principal photography?
She just did a double why wombo-combo of veganism and ozempic.
You can really tell which scenes were reshot after principal photography, because she looks like a 50yo crackwhore.
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>>216887398
This is how her mom looked at the same age. She has good genes, so she must be doing drugs or something to look that crusty.
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>>216889947
He could just come out to Joyce and Jonathan and they say it no longer weighs on him hell add the party too why not that scene was just done horrifically.
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>>216889860
>they roll a nat 20
>by combining their rolls
It's dumb enough to be plausible.
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>>216889597
US soldiers are taught never to shoot a Jew.
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>>216889917
Its because the upside down and Vecna have been one big homosexual allegory the whole time. You wouldn't understand it unless you were a homo though.
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>>216889902
>the black thing
Lucas?
Is he trying to defeat the BBC-posters once and for all?
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>>216889986
account located in india coded post
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The roastings on twitter have been hilarious
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>>216889997
Hasbara accounts would never post that you idiot
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>>216889911
No, anons are just gay for black men and project this fantasies on to them. There's not a single day that this site doesn't talk about black men in some sexual way. A lot of you want to be women so it makes sense that you all are attracted to them.
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>>216889992
it is funny that despite being pure evil, henry is very tolerant of all walks of life
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>>216889788
She is a mother, retard. She had a baby in real life.
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>>216889860
Will substitutes as 001 in this case as he copies Vecna.
El + Kali + Will = 20 for the win
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>>216890017
based Tina chad
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>>216890032
i think this entire reply chain is retarded, but she adopted a child
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>>216890017
What are they mad about?
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>>216890032
she adopted the kid lol
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>>216890029
>be interdimensional demon
>care about race or gays
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>>216890056
that their schizo byler ship wasn't canon
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>>216890056
Fujo/foid rage
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>>216890040
will won't self sacrifice he'll watch from the cuck chair and liveblog El's death and then comfort and groom mike

netflix wouldn't write a fag self-sacrificing.
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>>216890017
Bylers and Stancy fans suffering mental breakdowns.
Weirdo Steddie fans crying that Steve dissed Eddie.
Jancy fans confused but accepting the outcome.
Elmax fans on suicide watch.

Jopper fans wanting more despite getting the most to eat.
Lumax fans happy but want penetration.
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>Duffers: haha that 10 minute long will coming out scene will net us emmy noms and the adoration of millions of fa-
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>>216890056
Whats to be happy about? every character came out of this 3 episodes far worse and less interesting than when they went in. All thats left now is a rushed finale.
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>>216890131
It's probably angry women who are mad that their yaoi isn't canon more than the fact that Will came out in the first place. But still, it was a shit episode.
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>>216890027
Every prison in America has a rampant gay sex problem among black prisoners, retard. You're not fooling anyone.
Most meth heads are gay while high, blacks are basically meth heads while sober.
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>>216890082
Mileven ain't canon either now. I guess it evens out then.
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>>216890131
Annoyingly it's probably due to those byler freaks right? And not any of the glaring real flaws with the show.
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>>216889913
Nah, that's what hitting the casting couch does to you.
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>>216890140
I liked that Steve called out Eddie’s pointless sacrifice.
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>>216890151
>this much in-depth knowledge about black male reproduction habits
Yep. Definitely homosexual.
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>>216890162
yeah
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>>216890056
Everything probably. No one’s happy
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>>216890153
Mileven will end split with El in one place and Mike in Hawkins. But still longing for each other.
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>>216890151
look at you still talking about black men and sex, can't fucking help yourselves
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>>216889916
Girl must not have been keeping in secret.
She wants what Max had (while even in a coma.)

No Ted or Steve or Jonathan types for her.
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The upside down being a bridge between worlds is really lame
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>>216890192
Suuuuure.
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>216890017
>tina turnbow shady facts
So was this really wedding dress?
>>216266440
>>216266705
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>>216890237
'Twas expected to be honest
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>>216890192
Sounds depressing as shit. Mikes just going to squat in Hawkins while everyone moves away thinking about some girl he lost when he was 16.
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>>216890237
We know almost nothing about the other world so it’s just like “well who cares.” It’s just a desert.
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>>216889235
>>216889453
Trust the plan, Dimension X Patriots.
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>>216890129
Lumax fans aren't even satisfied either. Duffers wet the bed severely.
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The biggest mistake is that they bet on Will to be the finale season’s focus. The jew kid legitimately cannot act to save his life
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>>216890276
Even if flayie shows up, they got 1 hours to wrap this shit up, it’s over
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I'M NOT JOBBER!
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Ep. 7
https://youtu.be/VcLX71SQ9k8?si=4vGzp4IbwYxosNn8

Ep. 5
https://youtu.be/G2SbUrsMRv8?si=cF_KcjaaQYaVMBU9

Ep. 6
https://youtu.be/G2SbUrsMRv8?si=0xiOa7hW5i__xL3j
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>>216890313
the only people that can act are steve, lucas, nancy, and the cripple kid
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>>216890335
>>216890335
move here
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>>216890313
none of the "kids" act well
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>>216890261
Technically El just needs to stay hidden until the end of the Cold Warning 1991.
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>>216890313
I mean the part of the season actually focused on him is the best part of the series with The Sorcerer the 2nd highest rated episode of the whole show it only goes to shit in these 3 episodes one of which he's fully missing in
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>>216890276
>one episode left and they still haven't clearly set up the power dynamics between vecna and the mindflayer for the 99% that haven't seen the fucking play
It's all ogre. He'll just appear and then he and vecna will fight as the wormhole collapses.
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>>216890362
>US military will not want to use her after the big bad Russians stop being a threat

kek yanks are hilariously deluded
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>>216889632
So does Holly/Josh.
Holly doesn’t want the same basedbois that her mom and Nancy go for.
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>>216890082
Their delusions are hilarious. And they blame everyone else accept themselves for falling for what everyone else told them they were wrong about.
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>>216890082
wtf is byler?
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>>216889297
This is literally Noah’s fault, aparently the duffers where going to left that plot line at the will getting powers thing but Noah talked them i to giving closure/adressing something that more than likely ended up being the fucking coming out scene
First Maya then Noah
Faggotry killed ST
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>>216889335
This scene was meta about how the time of maxposters is over.



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