i really don't like where they're going with this, the duffers are going to try to shoehorn a vecna sob story by incorporating the mind flayer possession into the finale.prev: >>216887140
Where is Suzie?
>>216890335mind flayer particles that infected henry young
>>216890335So there’s no way Hopper isn’t homophobic, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQDdjozaw6odid caleb get cornows
>>216890335This season cost $4-500 million? They should really get their money back. Evidently the writers decided not to show up.
>>216890394Hopper is the southern cop stereotype there's no way he isn't racist and homophobic
>>216890335I work for stranger things writing team.You won't believe what happens in the finale.Henry (001), Kali (008) and Jane (011) team up to take down the big bad mind flare (they roll a 20 haha get it). In the process Jane dies, and the final 20 minutes is a funeral scene, where Mike and Will find comfort in each other.Please continue to support the show by buying the Funko pops <3
>tentacles into mouth>Max does ahegao face>Jonathan with white fluid on his faceWhat the fuck are they doing?
>>216890335>H-hey guys, you still remember me right…? >You all excited when I show up again? You do believe I’ll show up again…. Right?
>>216890426Its all been one big allegory for sex. Because sex truly is the strangest thing
>>216890456buy our toys!!11!!!1!!!
>>216890426was this the chinese version
anyone find this scene to be excessive. all they had to was restrain her.
>>216890426>robin saying she likes dick and suggesting steve has a big cock I have absolutely no idea. To borrow a classic phrase, they've lost the plot.
>>216890456>shows up again>"SUCK MY FAT ONE LIKE YOUR MOM">runs off in tears
>>216890436She should have probably run a few more obstacle courses
>>216890456>collectsble plushieWhen the nuclear winter clears, is it still collectible?
>>216890477i thought i was dreaming when the one kid called her a bitch and then they literally jumped her lmaoooo
>>216890456I'm excited for the epic heckin Return of the Jedi reference where Vecna (sounds like VADER) takes down the Mind Flayer (Emperor) and gets a little redemption before dying just like in the Star Wars movie
>>216890456>Mind Flayer during the last 15 minutes of the finale:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7RkiOck8u4
>>216890477>chk'd
>>216890383Who?
>>216890477Why did she try and 10v1 the other kids
>>216890477
>>216890383never heard of him
>finn will salvage the final episode and redeem the whole series >its been prophesied
>>216890528She’s the chosen one
>>216890383Watching her sister Eden getting plowed by Argyle
>>216890394Hopper starts out as stereotypical smalltown cop11 starts out as fucked up MKULTRA victim Will starts out as sickly nerd kid that gets kidnappedJohnathan starts out as proto-incel stoner kidNancy and Steve start out as prepsWill's mom starts out as neglectful paranoid basket caseMike starts out as "nerdy kid but has potential" and by s3 they're all total caricatures. this show went from decent nostalgiabait to complete capeshit within second and third seasons.
>>216890558he literally doesn't react to anything at all
>>216890335It's disturbingly common in modern media for these piece of shit characters who do things like murder children to have a redemption arc where you're supposed to feel bad for them
Dustin is the only good character left
This show is some unholy combination of wholesome chungus last man morality and le edgy swearing and sex. I hate it so much.
>>216890473You can’t tell me she didn’t try sneaking a peek in Lucas’s room all those times when she spent the night at Erica’s.
>>216890477Everything about Holly feels off. She looks too old to be whatever age the show says she is. And even this scene it felt like the writers forgot these are supposed to be elementary school kids and wrote a scene for high schoolers.
>>216890477Holly ryona was not on my bingo list but I’m glad we got it.
>>216890581https://youtu.be/mFcCs8c2n6I?si=xYUf3EUBoj1F5CU-
>>216890404It's money laundering They literally did get their money back lol
>>216890564>completely forgottenThis final season is so rushed and sloppy, season 3 was last time they put in any effort fucking hell
>>216890594>when she opens the door and all the kids start running from a stopped position God this show is so shit lol
>>216890605She's meant to be fucking 7 it's absurd.
>>216890636whatever the fuck is wrong with that guys voice is making me angry
>>216890594Josh: “Damn okay. I love this hot bitch now. White girl was throwing hands! She can get it!”
They dropped a lot of Volume 2 cast reviews and interviews, here they all are:Ep. 7:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcLX71SQ9k8EP. 6:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2SbUrsMRv8EP. 5:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G-SD4iWAMQWill taking over Vecna:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw9h4t3DAkkDemodogs hunting after Max:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQDdjozaw6oSteve's Plan:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gan_u8wOt1E
>>216890394If this was season one he'd be mildly homophobic, and worried about AIDS spreading from Will or Robin, typical of a small town cop. But the writers have been drinking their own koolaid for too long now and season 5 Hopper is indifferent.
>>216890558I'd just take him making a different facial expression at this point
Please tell me Bylers are getting roasted online.I’m been waiting for this!
Hey loser! We heard you've been talking shit about our show.
>>216890477>anyone find this scene to be excessive.not really, in their mind she is going to destroy their chance at saviour
Why does one guy keep appearing every ten posts to talk about byler?
>>216890734Is the Holly actress a genuine mouth breather?
>>216890734So apparently this actress is 14. Dude it feels like just yesterday I was 14 and I'm basically in the same position I was then. I missed out on teenage love, I'm in college debt, I have no social life now that I've graduated. Holy shit it went by in the blink of an eye.
what was with all the "steve has a massive cock" jokes?
>>216890734Built for Josh and Derek
>>216890477yeah the kids unexpectedly went all lord of the flies, but Holly did start it with the wrestlemania radio smash to her best friend's face.
>I love you nancy>I love you too jonathan>welp, I guess we're broken up now. time to throw away that expensive ring that jewish santa gave me.
Seems most of the hardcore fans are disappointed, wonder how casual audiences are taking the season. It's not very exciting compared to season 4
Anon I cannot stress this enough, but it is imperative that you get me to Escondido
>>216890766>teenage loveit's overrated and stupid, you didn't miss shit, move on and go meet an adult woman that lets you put it up her butt
>>216890804>Holly did start it with the wrestlemania radio smash to her best friend's face.This is the funniest moment in the entire season and I don’t think they even intended it to be.
>>216890814Anecdotal but people seem to be talking about part 2 a lot less than part 1 which trended for a t least a week or so. Don't know if that's because of Christmas or how shit it is though
>>216890734UGH
>>216890850Zoomer foids are actually insufferable and everyone older is run through.
>>216890777He’s the king
>Netflix Exec: THEY ALL HATE US NOW YOU FUCKING MORONS! RELEASE THE BEHIND THE SCENES YAOI!
>>216890886I know he's the best character by far but it feels weird for the writers to openly glaze him in this way by having other characters comment on how big his dick supposedly is
>>216890335wtf does byler mean? somebody explain
in retrospect, vecna saved holly from splattering all over the rooftop in the upside down
Also man, I just finished Vol 2 and the pacing of the season of awful. It feels like this should be the midpoint of the season, not literally only one episode left. Even if it is feature length
>>216890766>teenage loveIt's not like Hollywood. It's frivolous and filled with shitheads being jealous starting rumours.
Who is Josh?
>hits blunt
>>216890935The black boy out of the kidnapped kids whom Holly has a crush on.
>>216890919Bylers are delusional people who genuinely think that Mike is gay/bi and is going to end up with Will.
>>216890928Why did upside down pissland not have any gravity anyway?
>>216890963Haha....
>>216890477Holly gets tossed around more than any other member of the cast. Bounced off walls, dragged across the floor, she cannot get a break.
>>216890974it did though?
>>216890966oh ok thanks, bunch of fucking retards then, got it.
>>216890985And there’s still 2 hours for more
>>216890919Will BYers and Mike WheeLER. It's a mentally ill shipping thing.
>>216890763Can't close mouth do to lip filler.
>>216890935kid had one line and two minutes total screen time but he ruined their pedo dreams so they won't stop mentioning him
>>216890680I normally love watching bts stuff like this, but I just can't bring myself to even open these links. I'm so done with this fucking show
>>216890930Well either way it feels like I've just fucking thrown away 10 years of my life.
>>216891003that sounds retarded, got it thanks
Anons are right. Season 5 is entirely pointless >season 4 ended with a cliffhanger of Vecna merging with the real world >they decided to patch that up (literally) at the start of season 5>now we get through a whole new season just for them to end off the penultimate episode with Vecna merging worlds again like the original cliffhanger They could have just >re-work season 4 so that Will isn't fucking around with Mike in California doing nothing and gets his powers instead>Hopper returns to America earlier and figures out the wormhole thing>final episode after S4E9 would be the series finale
>>216890935The kid who will take his honey Holly Wheeler to the Snowball
>>216890935the somalian kid who for some reason lives in midwest america in the 1980s.
>>216891037Boring.Glad you’re not a writer
>>216890993She stuck her head through the gate and then just fell to upside down Hawkins.
>>216890935The dark meat that Holly wants.
>>216891057Duffler brothers...
>>216891045Don't you know there was (((diversity))) literally everywhere in the 1980s? No, it definitely wasn't just confined to specific regions. There were lots of blacks in small town Indiana. Even pajeets.
>>216891052Cutest actor in the entire cast.
>>216891085Born in 1977.Can confirm. At least near Indianapolis and near Chicago in Gary.
>>216891052She looks like 5 years younger than her real age. Or my perception is fucked up.
>>216890928Her falling into the upside down was the only really creative moment plot wise. Also pretty cool visual. Someone compared the show to Twin Peaks during season 2 and I didn’t get it at all at that time but I definitely felt it during that scene.
>>216891076you're not going to believe this anon but that's how gravity works
>>216891052what's wrong with her teeth
>>216891057Yeah I'm so glad we got a new season so that we can have scenes like this written.
This dude was a prophet
>>216891114Yeah obviously there were blacks near the cities. >near Gary and ChicagoThat's not the kind of place this show is set dumbass. This is supposed to be a generic Middle America small town. Not fucking Gary lmao.
>stranger things if it was watchable
>>216891133LMAO.I forgot about the non-ironic Ted fans.
>>216891045>who for some reason lives in midwest america in the 1980s.You all keep bringing this up, there has always been black people in fucking Indiana. There have always been black Americans in all of the states. Michael Jackson is from Indiana, the most famous black person on the planet still, 16 years after his death.
>>216890777I dont remember these
How many of Vecnas tentacles are penises?
Beautiful!
>>216891157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhOwV3qiXC0
>>216891154Okay Sure.But Hawkins is near Indianapolis though.
Did anyone feel the second to last episode was super low energy?
>>216891178WTF
Did they drop the table read yet?
>>216891174only the ones in the girls mouths
>>216891178Dude leave her alone. She just got out of being submerged in a bathtub
>>216890815*starts praying about the Iraq war in you’re path*
>>216891184Eat up the propaganda goy
>>216890456mid as "villain"Vecna is better. Also they've already confirmed he orchestrated everything in S1->3 anyway using the MF for his own purpose.No reason to retcon the latter as being the big bad again lmao it's pointless
>>216891178>here's that 16-year old I was telling you about
>>216890777He lost Nancy and prime Robin, and they turned him into the groups "mom" they're just tossing him a bone on the masculinity thing before he spends the rest of his life attending cons as a glorified baby sitter instead of a bad ass.
>>216891203It'll probably look similar to this
>>216891157Either Argyle or Dustin is scooby
Why do people keep mentioning lip filters with Holly. The actress has big lips. Don't bully.
>>216891174i just reverse image searched cp didn't i
>>216891222Vecna is not better, he’s more not the worst tv villains I’ve seen in a while
>>216891125I've got to say they captured the uncomfortable work meeting you really don't want to be at vibes outstandingly
>>216890392Yes, it's pretty obvious.
>>216891178I used to think people were exaggerating about Millie looking 40 but holy fuck
>vecnas dead spider looking child rape dungeon is called the "pain tree"Alright then. It's obvious a creature so it's going to come alive and fight.
>>216891178No wonder Finn’s so checked out in most scenes. Imagine having to act between this and Noah Schnapp
>>216891264Vecna fucking sucks, he jobs this entire season. In season 4 he was a Freddy Krueger and Voldemort ripoff but at least he fucked shit up. But now?
>>216891178As someone who's from Norf England she really does have the look of the slags round here when they're a few bottles of prosecco down.
>unproposal scene>literally a satanic inversion on the sacrament of holy matrimony >released on Christmas day >nooo we can't move our relationship onto marriage because you dont like my favorite band as much as I do and sometimes we have issues noooo>every other scene is a character saying being gay is the way >wdtm by this
>>216890596Holly is a good character too. The spin off should be the adventures of Dustin and Holly.
Reminder that the retarded coming out scene to the whole group thing was Noah’s idea, the duffers were probably close the plot point at episode 4 instead of dragging it out and doing that retarded 10 minutes scene
I love how they have no problem shooting and killing random soldiers but when they have the opportunity to kill or even properly restrain the important bad guys, they do nothing.
>>216891123They aren't around my fat one
>>216891314What ca you do when every character has plot armour?
>>216891309I at least get the feeling he doesn't hate Noah. which is a step above where he and Millie are at.
>>216890517>there is no queen of England
>>216891327I bet it was the scene where he deep throated vecnas tentacle
>>216891327this explains a lot
>>216891319>you dont like my favourite bandshe literally told him she hates him so much she goes into a mild catatonic state when she spends time with him
>>216891319You would think that if you were in a death trap with moments to live before you would die you would be trying to get one last nut in but instead they break up as if it would matter if they would die officially as bf and gf
>Will bringing the ENTIRE cast in for his coming outLmao why the fuck does the schizo conspiracy nut need to be there you fucking drama queen? Laughing so hard right now
I unironically think the people saying saying S4 was bad are paid shills trying to push a narrative that S5 is equal quality to 4 to soften the negative reactions to S5The only discussion I can understand is whether 2 beats 3 or 3 beats 2 in the rankings, 1 >> 4 >> [The Rest] is so clear to anyone who actually paid attention while watching that any retarded brown saying "ah the show stopped being good after 3, 5's just continuing the trend!" HAS to be being paid to say it
>>216891319>NETFLIX show is anti white antinatalist Jewish propagandaWow. What a shock. I could've never foreseen this.
>>216891327It was the scene where Holly glasses the other girl with the pink radio
>>216891374She's fantasizing about Steve's big weenie
>>216891327No it wasn't he actually pre distanced himself from this by saying all he did was turn up and leave he knew it was shit
>>216891125>all about to go on a suicide quest>GUYS IM GAY, I DO NOT LIKE GIRLS! EW! >great…. Can we go save the world now?
>>216891052I am genuinely a fan of her acting
>>216891374Actual fucking slop dude. Talking about consumer media when you're about to die is so fucking painful. Reddit trope.
>>216890394>Vecna canonically calls Will a faggot offscreen
>>216891418can you read lad?
>>216891392I'm surprised Vecna didn't show up to kneel in respect
>>216891337>Nancy casually shoots at and kills American soldiersThe writers will let her get away with it too because she's a feminist girlboss who will become a pulitzer prize winning journalist in the flash forward
>>216891366whats the beef between wolf and MBB?
>>216891393Seasons 4 and 5 are the best since season 1
>>216891410She’s unironically the only redeeming part of this season.
>>216891178
>>216890394He'll grin and bare it he knows Joyce loves Will more than she does him
>>216891441Yes dude nobody cares what bands you like or don't like. That line was millennial writing at its most insufferable.
>>216891451>nancy breaks up with jonathan in a scene most people couldn't even tell was a breakup scene and says "I'm still finding myself"
>>216891174>>216891261i dont think you can legally get an eyebrow piercing in the states unless you are 18+
>>216890570>Mike starts out as "nerdy kid but has potential"its a shame he threw that potential away in highschool for some solid 7
>>216891500nancy is such a unique looking individual
>>216891314>will, you can totally ruin all my plans>...but I will let you live anyway>because i am also gay and in love with you
>>216891410She was in the last Evil Dead movie
>>216891451it would make more sense if shooting girl wasn't emaciated and chemo looking one
>>216891500Well they say the camera adds 10 pounds…
>>216891500They have truly become stranger things
>>216891261Angie from fishtank
>>216891425>Hey faggot mcfaggerson, what are you gonna do? Fuck a butt? Oh that's right you're a bottom bitch! Well guess what faggot? Mike's not fucking your aids riddened ass! Now stay the fuck out of the upside down. I'm going to my Gamer chair and I don't want to be disturbed by your gay porn Faggot!
You know it's a well written show when there is 1 episode left and we still don't fucking know shit about the main villains plan or why he is like this. >but the play-Nope. Doesn't count l.
>>216891500
>>216891488It makes sense. Once Vecna dies and the quarantine ends, Nancy wants to leave.
>>216891551>Reddit screenshot
>>216891451>soldiers trained to use guns and kill shit, presumably these are some of the better ones>can't hit shit while girlboss shoots them one by oneNot was bad as granny Hamilton throwing around the guy a foot taller, though.
>>216891551seriously what the fuck happened. it can only be drugs
>>216891539that explains why absolute zero search engines have any idea who she is
>>216891515God that movie was so forgettable. The only good scenes were the opening cabin and lake scenes. All of the main plot was shit
>>216891529I guess the camera giveth and the camera taketh away
>>216891327>you just spent 12 hours to sit through the worst piece of acting imaginable >good job cast now time for the reshoot
>>216891575There's no way that woman isn't 40
>>216891574
>>216891523What a king. Not surprise Jews hate his character >>216891551Coke, whiskey and Marlboro Gold
>>216891575This bitch looks 40, what is wrong with zoomers
Holly posting seem to be slow. No threads either, why is that? Wasn't she new best girl?
>>216890426>>Max does ahegao facepic? i dont remember that
>>216891582>>216891593cocaine is a hell of a drug
>>216891444Seriously, next tier manipulation from Will>You HAVE to accept me or we all die because Vecna >Mike you HAVE to get down and suck me off in front of our friends and family or we all dieBorderline evil. Also where was will’s dad? For being the season about Will’s sexuality and internal homophobia, they don’t really address one of the major causes for it
>>216891555Come on. They do tell us his plan.>merge the other dimension with the hawkins dimensionand highly suggest the cave and suitcase is how he got that way. Holly even asks about it. They best show what was in the case, though. This isn't pulp fiction.
>>216891614Outed as a coal burner in the new episodes, not cute anymore. Hope she drowns to death on Vecna cummies now.
>>216891642Holy shit they look almost the same age
>>216891567>henchmen/guards cant hit a barn doora trope as old as time, may as well complain Vecna didnt just possess and murder everybody in the pilot
>>216891393S4 >characters get smuggled from America into Soviet Russia during the 80s >characters crash in fucking Siberia >no injuries whatsoever >do not die from wilderness >do not die from Russian military>invade Soviet Gulag and survive >manage to get smuggled BACK into American territory during the 80s S4 was fucking stupid too. Hawkins storyline carried.
>>216891642She's not skinny enough for it to be that much coke. Nancy is a cokehead. You see what it does. I'm guessing Hawke is a massive chainsmoker or something. That aging is definitely not normal.
>>216891693Everyone conveniently forgets how shit the non-Hawkins stuff in season 4 was, and how excruciatingly long every episode was. It's just that the Hawkins stuff was so entertaining it clouds the memory of the other shit
>The behind the scenes stuff is more convincing these guys don't hate each other than the actual show. What do the directors actually do on ST?
>>216891701>Coke and smokingI assumed it was just ozempic
>>216891709it was way too long that was my main gripe
This season was so bad. Watched the last few episodes as a family group and we all were fucking over it. The coming out scene was probably the worst timed most stupid scene I’ve ever seen. From the jizz goop stuff never being explained to the terrible military plot to will finally growing balls and then instantly taking them away so he has the same arc again in 3 minutes to the worst 15 minutes of tv being the max hospital dog scene ending in absolute frustration due to the stupid speech she gives I honestly think this is one of the worst seasons of a show I’ve ever seen. I did not watch got past season 4 because I knew they got ahead of the books so I refused to
>>216891551ciggies, ozempic and terrible lighting
>>216891614I thought she and Max having the same taste in men was cute and added to their new comradery
>>216891687>it's ok because it's old bad writingThis isn't Austin Powers, anon.
>>216891713Oh he's gay gay
>>216891693>S4 was stupidyup, and it was still entertaining, you worthless fucking shill.
>>216891523>"I didn't realize Nancy had a brother."
guys maybe she just looks oldi am 34 and look 56it happens
>>216891161black people, yes. somalians, no.
>>216891701Are you people retarded? It’s obviously makeup
>>216891746kek
>Dude exotic matter ain't gotta explain shitWe're hitting sloppa levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>216891685Her feet are huge
>>216891773this is what happens when your show is run by idea guys that can't into details
>>216891693It wasn't stupid, it was utterly retarded, also the ending scene is completely ruined this season. All the sense of urgency is gone
>>216891758Ok, but your job probably doesn’t require you to look good.
>>216891742Season 4 was junk foodSeason 5 is just junk
>>216891800nothing can stop genetics
>>216891552>Nancy gets mind invaded in S4>tormented with scenes of family destruction, apocalypse scenarios, end game prophecies >Nancy is fine with no long lasting strife>Will gets mind invaded >Gets visions of friends being mean to him >Breaks down sobbing and can't continue to save the world unless they ALL talk about this RIGHT FRICKEN NOW OKAY?!?!What a weenie
>>216891787You watch, there will be a prequel movie or show that explains the original invention of the device.
>>216890680In Steve's plan they mention that it's the last time all them are filming together.
>>216891778She looks like some druggie pulled off the streets. And what are these clothes? (((Hollywood))) needs to be destroyed.
>>216891741yep
Why build up 4 seasons worth of mystery around the inside out only to make it irrelevant and be a bridge to another location that is just empty space with monsters? How is that satisfying?
>>216891242I always feel bad for Clarke because of her brain aneurysms. She seems like a sweet woman who didn't deserve that.
>>216890335
Finn stylist deserves an award this season
This season is god awful. Literal trash that I wouldn’t spend a second watching if my wife didn’t want to finish the show.I love how the military is competent when the story needs them to be and incompetent when story needs them to fail so the plot can move along.Love how the sudden everyone shares pain together also when the story needs them goes away when the story forgets.Amazing to point out the lightning strikes every 7 seconds then literally seconds later in the same scene it’s a point instantly dropped.I’m glad gay bowl cut guy realized he is a homosexual and now is a wizard, and the big bad guy lets him.
>>216890777It's Robin being Robin.
>>216891844She's already becoming fat. God, British women are ugly.
>>216891849he looks like a bootleg tom welling from his smallville days
>>216891844what a beefcake
>>216891602is this achievable natty?
Teenagers Not Explaining Anything To Each Other: the show. I preferred S1 & 2. I don't like continuous exposition, or all plot points being explained. I enjoyed the mystery of the Demogorgon.
>>216890473She's still tied up in the barn, isn't she? Donyou think she choked to death on her own vomit after being forcibly overdosed on benzodiazepam? Do you think, if she survives this experience, she will ever again trust a Negro, or call one friend? Is this show trying to make me racist and homophobic?
>>216891844Women peak right after you marry them and they let themselves go a little bit / get pregnant Source: got married this year. Literally in Heaven rn
>>216891863british women are born at the wall
>>216891500>rest of the industry is on ozempic or similar, choose to tankmaxxLol
>>216891366
>>216891555The main villains plan is to be evil!! he's like this because he's a closeted homosexual with no friends.
>>216891834It's just too convoluted and dumb.>why is it a freeze-frame of Hawkins>suggest it's because will created all of it (or something)>except it was still there in the 50s
>>216891834>How is that satisfying?It isn't. The show is written on the fly and has become itself a monster consumed by its own popularity. The scope of the show has become too much to handle and the writers are clearly just rushing to get it done and over with at this point.
>>216891844More like a Hundred-and-Eleven
>>216891574He would have been a formidable Redman warrior. I like to think that my grandfathers killed his.
>>216890502It felt like one of those AI hallucination sequences you pervs keep posting.
>>216891882They only let themselves go if you let them
the last episode will reveal that everything happened in a dnd game and will show how things actually happened in real lifee.g. eleven is a foster child, there really was a fire at the mall where billy and 30 other people diedhopper was there but escaped, drove to the other state and started binge drinking out of shameeddie lost his mind on drugs, became a maniac and killed a lot of people in fucked up waysthe moral of the story is that dnd is satanic and makes people insane and violent
>>216891901it's genuinely sad to see how they interreacted with each other in the early year. They're so distanced from each other now
>>216891901He was using the glasses to hide his giant beak nose you bitch
Why does kid Henry played by some mexican kid???
>Mrs. Wheeler survives getting ripped apart by a Demogorgon actively trying to kill her after stabbing it nine times with a broken glass bottle, jury-rigs IEDs, and magically grows a new larynx after it was specifically set up about 2 days prior that she was unable to talk>Dustin gets two fight scenes (???) and is now Sheldon Cooper who can randomly find PhD physicist notebooks and accurately translate what they mean to people older than he is because...he's in the A/V club>Mike does ____>Lucas does ____>Eleven and Hopper argue about how he's coddling her like a child (this is the third or fourth season we've had this arc)>Hopper gets another fakeout death lol>Half the screentime given to the toddler sister of the main characters who is now more important to S5 than Will fucking Byers was to S1, and is also aged-up to around Erica age except no one told the actress because she clearly has no idea how young and innocent she's supposed to be acting considering it changes every scene>Max does ____>Joyce has not progressed since S2 and is the most superfluous character in the show, worse than even Jonathan>Setup of S5 in E1-E2 heavily focuses on the military presence in Hawkins, who are very present until they suddenly aren't (until the story remembers they're around to die)>Vecna acschually is evil because he was treated like Eleven acskhually he was born like that and was evil because he's evil and likes killing people ackhsually he kills people because there's a Mindflayer suitcase he found in a desert abandoned mine after killing a hawkins lab scientist with a rock in self-defense and that made him evil>Double digit percent of the final season has been allocated to Will Byers being in the closet and Maya Hawke being his gay confidante with her own lesbian relationship troubles
>>216891971das why he's evil maynnne, da racist republicans be deportin' his homies.
>>216891962I wouldn’t even mind this because it would be pretty amusing to see everyone get fucking furious over that. 99% of the audience would be enraged.
>>216891567Brown comments on how surprisingly strong Hamilton is in one of the behind the scenes clips. It was still a stupid scene tho.
>>216892006holy fivehead
>>216891971>ESL complaining about MexicansLearn to speak English puto.
>>216891555>why he is like thisbecause he has the power to do it>be kid>murder deranged man who shot you with a rock in some dank cave>mad government funded scientists kidnap you>try to turn you into psychic soldier to defeat russia>opens portal to demonic dimensions instead>scientists use your blood to make a bunch of numbered mini clones of you so they can have an army of psychotic psychic child soldiers>watch them abuse these children>figure the world is shit and needs to be pancaked with the demonic dimension you opened up in order to have a fresh start
>>216892006I love quirk chungus women
>>216892029>99% of the audience would be enragedit's written in a precise and calculated way to incite violence in theaters, genocidal organ style
I literally do not care about the outcome as long as that dumb indian bitch gets killed off.
>>2168906549-10, according to the AI who wrote the dialogue, but, yeah, I think 7 if you use the math. Hard to be sure, because the length of time between s4 and s5 changes from episode to episode. ChatGPT not really known for maintaining internal consistency, checking facts, or doing math, but at least it also fails at simulating human dialogue and evoking a desired emotional response. Time is ripe for a new Terminator movie where the bots are completely ineffectual because Skynet's an LLM.
> Duffer bros cite Stephen King as primary inspiration for the show> Show started off strong but has become an unsatisfying mess at the end Poetry
>>216891393S4 was Marvel slop and S5 makes S4 even shittier by association now that we know how all the plot threads established during that season were either abandoned or concluded horribly.
>>216892097And King's shorts tend to be far better than his novels. Poetry indeed.
If this was Tina's wedding dress>>216266440>>216266705What was her bachelorette party like?
>>216892081She has to be killed >visual reminder of the dumbest subplot >short >only dialogue is her telling El to kill herself >literally everyone doesn't trust her It's funny that literally every fan of the show doesn't like her basically because she has 0 charisma largely because she is short and Indian
>took your time did you>screw you wheeler In a perfect world Mike and Max would be together
>>216892006she looks illthere will be no Kill Bill Vol 3 after Quentin sees that she looks like a meth addict now
I feel like i have seen this somewhere else before... anybody else or just me?
>>216891970Think it was more to hide how bloodshot his eyes were
>>216891966Wonder if he’s still in touch with the rest of the IT cast
>>216891918this is probably going to be some dumb attack on titan timeloop twist where will hijacking vecna's mind put him back into the past or some bullshit and that act of time travel is the reason the wormhole became hawkins. will probably unlocks the door to let the monster kidnap him. this will be the final twist and final "act of spying" that vecna made him do.
>>216892146That scene where Mike and Max are talking in the gym and Eleven rages and pushes Max off her skateboard had more chemistry than any scene with Max and Lucas has ever had.
>>216891875>Is this show trying to make me racist and homophobic?The hilarious irony of adding gay and black characters to any piece of media is that anyone with an iq above 90 will hate them.
>>216892097No wonder the pedo content.
>>216892029>Mikes the Dungeon Master>hes been barking orders at everyone making sure this campaign keeps going>they get to the killshot of Vecna>he says they need to yahtzee roll to defeat him>4 out of 5 land>as the last die tumbles and stops the camera pans around it only leaving two options>as it begins to show the top side it fades to black>some gay 80s song starts to play>roll credits
>>216892081She's the most obvious death. The gall they had to bring back such a disliked and nonconsequencial character in the first place is what grinds my gears. What purpose does she even serve in the finale? To remind 11 that the military will always be hunting her? That thing everyone's known since the start of the series? To turn on her to try and kill 11, how, with projector powers? Fuck off.
>>21689196613 year old Millie horny for Finn.Finn’s like “miss me with that shit. We actors remember.”
>>216891962This is like a 2011 creepypasta idea
Alright I'm actually madgo fuck yourselves DuffersI hate you so much
>>216892164probably not considering what Jack did
>>216890993He means Pissland's upside-down, which should be called the rightside-up, since pissland is upside-down, relative to the outside-in, or whatever we're calling the version of the world where anybody likeable dies in the same season they're introduced.
>>216892250I'm quite impressed at that girls game given she's pretty ugly.
>>216892253they can easily handwave that by saying it's because of the wormhole connecting both locations or something
>>216892237Fuck I forgot about this. Absolute cop-out because they destroyed the ominous and evil prescence of the UD that the first season had. They literally established the air is toxic and it badly impacted Will and Hopper (S2) when exposed to it for long periods. Just lazy fucking writing. God damn this show is so lowest common denominator sub-80 IQ ass. Make Mike gay! Wgaf
>>216892213lip injections?
>>216892184Naw.They’re the classic frenemy male and female who date each others best friend in a sitcoms trope.Like Al Bundy and Marcy from Married With ChildrenOr Lucy Ricardo and Fred Murnst from I Love Lucy.Or Martin and Pam from Martin.
>>216892284who cares about her facewhat do those HOLES do if you catch my drift
>>216892213You deserved better
Jesus
>>216892237Lampshade moment. A telltale sign that the writing has gone to absolute shit. Funny enough I remember the last season of GoT had several lampshades, wonder if the reception to this final season will be ultimately be similar.
>>216892005>Joyce has not progressed since S2 and is the most superfluous character in the show, worse than even JonathanShe progressed. Is the more schizo than ever in season 5
What song do you think will be playing in the final battle?Or alternatively which song would you want it to be, or what would be funny?I'll throw in the most obvious one, played already in this season.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ9OP5dzkQg
>>216892326Don’t worry. Black Josh will be there for her.
>It wasn't a fight --- it was a damn massacre.Was it really too much effort to go through your ChatGPT script and remove the ChatGPT-isms?Also in this screenshot he looks like a S'more haha
>>216892167Nah. Someone will create a bomb, destroy the exotic matter while sacrificing themselves and close the wormhole.
>>216892357i thought that was a black woman with a karen haircut from the thumbnail
>>216892250>considering what Jack did????
>>216892348She learned to finally stop being over protective of Will
why does vecna have a goon cave at hawkins lab?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9fOQ81SO3Y
>>216892213Carrying Season 5
>>216892341Great news for Disney. They found their leading role for the Ratatouille live action remake
>>216892341I know you mean Maya. But also is Caleb going grey?
>>216892341>If you knew how bad new Marlboro Gold really are
>Bylerfags actually expected a character that has always been straight, has never even given a single hint of being gay suddenly run into the arms of his best friend and start sucking his cockAny homobros wanna chime in? Is this something that actually happens in your community?
>>216892341She actually looks like a dude. And not in a good way.
>>216892440The rat or the chef?
kek
im sorry i cant even get through the first episode of season 5. what even is this? it doesn't even feel like the same show that i've been watching i might just not watch this at all.
is the acting on stranger things worse than on welcome to derry?
>>216892341wtf lmao arent they both teenagers? lucas has grey hair and maya looks like a meth addict.
>>216892508i had gray hair at 11
>>216892508She's in her late 20s and is 100% a chainsmoker
>>216892373He fucked finn’s ex girlfriend
Does Maya not have access to a dermatologist that can maybe prescribe her tretinoin?
>>216892350It's gonna be this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_EW5DcE9mM
>>216890874I didn't think Part 2 was bad. I did however, fast forward through the what I assume is Will coming out to everyone. That just pissed me off. The World is about to end but they have to have a sit down cry session. They already knew he was gay anyway.
*DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IMPORTANT, NEVER, NOT EVEN ON SEASON 1*Here's a fun game, remove Jonathan from the show, just pretend he never existed and see if anything changes except Nancy cucking Steve
Natalia mogs so hard
>>216892567At least in season 1 he was a real character
>>216892596They both look like freaks
>>216892567Wrong, he learns to stop being an incel chud in season 1 and gets the girl. After that he quite literally does nothing in the show
5 threads today and the day isn't over, i'm so happy that this general is alive again
why did the cum just suddenly stop and freeze?
>>216892506I think Derry wins by default because the only quirky character is Pennywise
>>216892350Will officially gay now, throw this in the hathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGuHKMdzzs
>>216892567>looking for brother in woods >comes across pool party of popular kids with hot girls>was gonna leave but decides to watch >they begin getting drunk and fucking around>stays. Probably hoping they'll go skinny dipping or something >eventually they all go inside >manages to get good angle of girl undressing and snaps photos >literally gets found out and discovered taking photos of undressing teenage girl >girl eventually brushes this off herself and has feelings for the guy >"hey remember the time you literally peeping tom'd me while I lost my virginity to my first bf lol"Nancy has some kinda complex or something. Wtf
>>216892689The plot said so
>>216892596She looks much better with the curly hair desu
>>216892686>98% is complainingWon't for long. Holly posting carried the last threads but seems all the bans took care of that.
>>216892506It has the lower low
>>216892596The fuck is wrong with the actors on this show? The actual retard is unironically one of the more normal looking people on this show, now that I think about it.
>>216892689Because Nancy became a strong independent woman who don't need no man
>>216892604Nat looks like an anal freak, and that's fine by me
>>216892689vecna uses secrets to fuck with your head so once they were honest with each other vecnas ability to fuck with them stopped, basically, not explained very well but that was my understanding
>>216892725What do you expect? The season sucks
>>216892596Why do I suddenly have an urge to buy some coke?
>>216892357Finally realized Eleven isn’t the bad guy.Gets fried by the real bad guy. Odds are Dr Kay dies in finale. Vecna defeated. Sullivan becomes only chain of command in Hawkins quarantine zone and declares the main characters are off the hook.
>>216892596at least maya has a normal chin
>>216892717>look, i don't really like you and we should break up>suddenly the goo stops flowing
>>216891327He is a terrible actor.Maybe he will get better over time but, it's painful to watch. He was much better in the first 2 seasons
>>216891735Josh hasn't been shown simping, hooping, or roleplaying, how is he the same as Lucas? J/k yeah, the Duffers are confirmed racist and homophobic, this shit is more effective at stirring up anti-gay hate than the entire Grindr-crashing Republican Party.
>>216892357This is karma for frying that other black CIA guy that worked for Owens in season 4.
>>216892596Maya's definitely going through it. A few years ago I was going through a rough patch and looked just as gaunt as her.
Why did the two junkies get so excited when the ring hit the floor?
>>216892219It all went downhill when she chose Jacob satorius over Wolfhard
>>216892689You ever put your cum in the freezer? Veccy did after nutting in Will's mouth again, man's a sicko
>>216892786He’ll end up with her in the epilogue that takes place in 1989
>>216892807What was your "rough patch" lol?
>>216892811The cum dried up
>>216892341What is with this show and skeletons?
>>216891393I think so far, season 4 in better than 5 and I wasn't too thrilled about season 4.I really liked the first two seasons. For some reason, I can't remember season 3 and I just watched it a few weeks ago. Huh.
>>216892768Some anon in a previous thread said Jonathan should've sacrificed himself for Nancy and end up with Nancy discovering the ring later on. Or maybe have Murray tell her himself to justify that character's continued existence
Where all the things getting sucked out of the UD going to some vacuum between dimensions? Or what was that? And why weren't Hopper, Eleven and the jeet getting sucked in too?
>>216892867I liked s3 for the mall aesthetic and Robin when I thought she was gonna fuck steve
>>216892879That ruins Joyce and Will’s happiness.No thank you.
>>216891523Dang...Nice. Real nice.
>>216892506Winona Ryder and David Harbour did some pretty amazing acting. The scene where Hopper reassures Joyce about her parenting of Will and that it’s impossible to make all the right decisions was pretty brilliant.
>>216892879They’re such fucking pussies these writers. That would’ve been a much better idea. Jonathan doesn’t even do anything anyways
>>216891832Nice touch, putting the Zionist in knockoff Hugo Boss. Looks like a cheap Waffen-SS Halloween costume with the swastikas ripped off.
>>216892891I thought the idea was 11 was using her powers to make a bubble for them to cross but I think she was only shielding the debris so idk
>>216892935Is she so powerful she can resist the vacuum of fucking space?
>>216892896>cant handle fictional characters in a show get sad >apocalypse scenario has no stakes because main characters routinely escape death unscathed despite being reckless and stupid Rope yourself.
>>216892958What’s with idiots thinking this show is Game of Thrones when it’s always been closer to Goonies?
>>216892891There’s a hellscape between the dimensions - the red stormy area that burned Vecna up
>>216893019>There’s a hellscape between the dimensions - the red stormy area that burned Vecna upIt didn't look like that, it looked empty. Pretty cool scene.
>>216892237It's like they either hate their own show, or they let fans write the final season. Like how Steve brings up Eddie died for nothing. That's just your own writers saying they did it for no reason? Or new writers saying the old ones were retards. And you probably shouldn't have your writers using the show's script to argue.
Bylers are skazzing out and blaming everyone but them selves for their delusion.
>>216893057They'll find other "ships" soon or get busy when Zion Don pulls another trick
>>216893043this guy explains it and actually got it correctly before the reveal in vol 2.https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSgx0UMDFQT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
>>216890732>>216892462>>216893057Did a fujo run over your dog while screaming byler forever? I'm confused at this psychosis.
>>216893104People kept telling them for years their ship wasn’t happening and Mike wasn’t gay.Why did they delude themselves?
>>216890477the falling down the stairs loked really unrealistic
>>216893116Just go online.They’re not burning the show in effigy and hoping the Duffers (who they now call Suffers) should die for queerbaiting.
>>216892807You looked like a skinny dyke that smelled of vegan food? Grim
The whole laundry room scene was retarded. They didn't hide at all, they weren't even up against a wall, they were completely exposed (half of Lucas was visible from the other side of the room), protected by nothing, with not even a stick. What was their plan before that embarrassing Karen asspull?
>>216892994Let me bring you back to the beautiful land of season 1>likeable character discovers Eleven sneaking food in restaurant >likeable character is at first abrasive but softens when he realizes little girl is clearly scared and disturbed >character is nice and thoughtfully questions her. Contacts authorities and gives food >character is then killed by a Hawkin's lab authority for no other reason than being unknowingly in over his head Further>likeable character is a friend to one of the main characters >main character has blossomed into an object of desire for jock at school despite previously fitting in with different crowd >main character is invited to party, and brings along likeable character because she's nervous (realistic)>likeable character is a little socially awkward and uncomfortable. Especially at seeing main character behave abnormally to impress the boy she likes >she makes a social faux pas and kinda spoils the night for herself >main character is infatuated and wants to spend the night with the guy she likes. Dismisses likeable character to pursue wants>likeable character is distraught and takes a moment to contemplate before leaving>likeable character is in the wrong place at the wrong time and is brutally killed by monster prowling around the town In S1 characters were killed off for simply existing unwittingly near serious threats. Let alone actively pursuing and fighting them head on. There was a tangible feeling that if a character made a mistake or fumbled they would pay consequences for it. It's not being "Game of Thrones" to actively keep up with the existing levels of dangers for the antagonists on the show you fucking dolt.
>>216892894Oh ok! Now I remember. I liked that season too.
>>216893132Slash shippers have something wrong with them. They have to root for shit that will never happen.
>>216892913Jealous eh?
>>216893157cool. I also hope the duffers either die or never work again not for ""queerbaiting"" but for being talentless hacks who only managed one good season
So wait what the fuck was the thing on the roof of the lab? Was it just at the lab by coincidence? Did Brenner's team somehow make it? Why were there a bunch of dead army dudes, did they just forget that in S1 they were sending in like 1 dude at a time in full hazmat to explore.
>>216893132Shippers don't care about logic or even the show itself, they just want all characters to be gay
>>216891369No zoomer is that based, sadly
Did her facial expression ever change this season?
>>216893259>Science made it I think for redditors science just means "God" so basically just roll with it. You're clearly thinking harder about it than the writers
New>>216893329>>216893329
>>216893306what did she do to her lips?
>>216893259>So wait what the fuck was the thing on the roof of the lab?Exotic matter, bro>Was it just at the lab by coincidence? Did Brenner's team somehow make it? Why were there a bunch of dead army dudes, did they just forget that in S1 they were sending in like 1 dude at a time in full hazmat to explore.Bro, you're asking all these fucking questions, enjoy the show, please. And shut up.
>>216892285It was generated from Earthside, so it's drawing everything earthward? Yeah, I can dig it.
>>216891487To be fair this show was always overbearing with the 'cool' pop culture references >>216891523Hilarious that not once do any of the characters portray any concern for their father being also in the hospital. I get that he was a pretty absent father. Also the duffer's must have serious Daddy issues. Every father figure role in the show is imperfect and dysfunctional.
>>216892146>>216892184Y'all ain't wrong, El/Mike has been forced since S3.
>>216892451He looks ready to play Roger Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon 12. Goddamn, I'm actually sympathetic to his experiences with racism, up until he elucidates that the most racist thing he's experienced is fewer requests for autographs at cons than the actors who play the main characters.
>>216892462I mean, the first time Mike gets drunk, he's gonna start pressuring Will for sex, pretending he's doing him a favor, and by the time they get out of high school, he'll be gayer than gayer than Dustin.
>>216892850It's a supernatural horror show. The skullingtons are there to scare you, just like the spooks.
>>216893172I think they were hoping the velciraptors would attack a reflection of them and they could run away? Oops, I meant demogorgons, that was an original scene and not at all a cheap ripoff of a film from the wrong era to claim they were doing a hecking tribute reference.
>>216893208Yeah, I'd like to get away with genocide while dressed as a clown, you caught me, Schlomo, I'm as dead as all those pregnant women and infants.
>>216893259It was a teddy bear, remember? It's like you don't even remember Star Trek.
>>216890436those are not even her feet. She has a pretty big big toe
>>216893306I think most of them have been done with this show for years but were forced to come back due to contracts.
