*twirls*>>216908056
What is this face trying to convey?
>Mike is going to be the heart of the party and a leader like in s1 again and not just Wills crush and Elevens boyfriend againThey lied so much in promo fucking hell
Which ST cast member has had the most abortions?
Can you guys tell me the big distinction they make on the show where Will's a Sorcerer not a Wizard and what that means? I played 2e when I was younger and I don't remember Sorcerers.
>>216910808Guess I like jews now.
>>216910878
>>216910873I didn't play DnD, but going off other fantasy properties, the show was making a different between channeling magic from surrounding etc vs magic from within yourself. Will himself doesn't have actual powers like Eleven does, he needs to tap into the demo/ vecna network to use the power.
>>216910873Wizards have to learn to cast spells while sorcerer’s powers are innate.
>>216910856It's like they did their absolute best to make everyone look dogshit in 5th season.
>Hey Alexa play The Avengers themesong
>>216910950no. all these child actors are just fucking beat from the nightmare hell that is being apart of hollywood at a young age.
>tfw atleast I’m not Jonathan
Steve is going to get killed off isn’t he
>>216910784You know things are bad when even Steve stops being cool or useful in season 5. Just end this shit already it has run its course
>>216910873There wasn't a sorcerer in 2e in the concept they talk in the show. The sorcerer class was created in D&D 3rd edition in the early 2000s. While wizards have a spell book and studies to cast magic, sorcerers have innate power for whatever reason you want like bloodline, experiment, etc to acces fewer spells that they can alter, contrary to the wizard "by the book" method.
MBB is legitimately one of the worst actresses I've ever seen
>OK Millie, in this scene you're going into great danger so look at Mike like you love him and it might be the last time you see him.
>>216911030i want to blame the actors but the writing is horrible too who the hell knows what they wanted the actors to convey
>>216911030On the bright side Eleven doesn’t really do much this season
>>216911030She has to play a weird autist
>>216911040Goddamn why is she so fucking ugly? She looks like Greta now jfca
>>216911018>>216911022Stevebros...
Steve and Mike are the only characters in this show that are consistent and haven't been totally bastardized.
>>216911030She was great in S1 when she didn't needed to talk.
Netflix customer retention department at 8:05am on Jan 2
>>216910950Mike is fine (but he barely shows any emotion)Lukas is fine (besides his stubble)Jonathan is JonnathanSteve is SteveDustin looks better than in previousIt's mostly girls. Vickie and Ms. Wheeler are probably the best looking girls this season.
>>216911023Wait, this show is set in the 80s right? How do they know about Sorcerers?
>>216910784season 1: 8/10season 2: 4/10season 3: 4/10 season 4: 4/10season 5: 1/10objectively. season 4 is mostly an improvement but the hopper scenes are the worst in the entire series
>>216910784Why the fuck are bullets ineffective against demos but melee weapons are super effective?
>>216911091Holly
>>216910784Why the fuck to they insist on only giving him melee weapons. Let him use a gun ffs.
>>216911023There were no wizards either. The wizard class was introduced in ADD2e (1989) and replaced the Magic-User, which was the default mage class until then.
>>216911086I don’t think the creators of the show realize this
>>216910784What was artistic thought behind breaking Johnathan x Nancy up after 4 seasons of them being solid couple?
>>216911018no. he's too white and straight to have a heroic death. he will live as a coward and reap the rewards of the gays and the browns and the bogged who save society.
>>216911065I really don't get that like they wanted to let Will get revenge in the last season fair enough. Why not have them team up? They're meant to be brother and sister now. Did she piss one of the brothers off?
>>216911118Season 3 is when Hopper is shit tho
So Brenner made the weird exotic matter cumbath vortex? who is the guy in the cave? what's in his briefcase? psychic powers? was the mindflayer in the briefcase? did snorting the mindflayer particle's heal Henry's hand? How did Brenner know about all of this?
>>216911102Because the writers are stupid.
>>216911018Nah Dustin removed Steve's death flag.
>>216911119>Why the fuck are bullets ineffective against demos but melee weapons are super effective?gun control shitlibs>>216911122>Why the fuck to they insist on only giving him melee weapons. Let him use a gun ffs.emasculation
>>216910856Ayyyyy lmao
>>216911091Are they really still using that shit song lmao. Goddam these guys really are hacks.
>>216910940Wait. Aren't 11s powers innate? She was born with them right? And aren't Wills powers from tapping into the Hive Mind/Vecna?
>>216911172Wouldn't Steve never using guns actually make him the most badass and cool in the mind of shitlibs?
>>216911119Bullets are only ineffective when a non-main character is using guns against demos
>>216911091Literally LMAOing right now. What the fuck is this. I'm telling you they're intentionally fucking with these actors, lol.
>>216911119they have piercing resistance but not blunt or slashing.
>>216911118season 1: 8/10season 2: 7/10season 3: 6/10season 4: 7/10season 5: 5/10
>>216910856proud interracial mother giving birth to save the world
>>216910856>when you try smoke small base but end up getting high asf anyway
of course in white america the writers of this show portray an indian brown girl to be; useless, disliked, and untrustworthy.Its really shame because most Indians are nicer and more trustworthy/trusting than americans. By a long ways too
>>216911196guns are seen as "grown up" responsibility. nancy being the only real user of guns out of the kids is very telling to me.
>>216911091Whats goin on with her neck bruh. Thats the kind of shit that doesn't happen until you are like 60I've never seena millennial with a neck that fucked.
>>216911142The writers realizing Nancy and Steve as a pairing was more popular and writing Robin out as a love interest last minute leaving Steve with no one but to tease him with Nancy again.
Watched Part 1 but don't have the incentive to watch this batch. Does Jonathan self-cuck and hand Nancy to Steve on a platter?
>>216911187>And aren't Wills powers from tapping into the Hive Mind/Vecna?Presumably. That would make him a warlock, rather than a sorcerer.
>>216911199I didn't even try to find funny frame. They litereally did it in slow-mo.
I HATE STRANGER THINGS!
>>216911119I'm still LMAO at Lucas kicking the Demo out of the elevator. Not gonna lie, at first I thought it also hit an invisible forcefield and was expecting 11 to round the corner.
>>216911118season 1: 8/10season 2. 7/10>season 3 9/10>season 4 5/10 >season 5 havent watchedseason 4 started feeling like a fucking drag especially with the last couple episodes being movie length. felt like just trying to get to the end in prep for the new season instead of actually enjoying it like i did the past ones.
>>216911237Wash your hands.
Season 5 might be even worse than Season 3 somehow, which i didn't think it was possible.
Nancy gunning down US Army soldiers with an assault rifle was really fucking absurd in an hilarious way. Apparently she's a stone cold murderer now
>>216911237yes, the indians who call my mother for her bank details every day are very helpful, as are the ones who call me telling me they're from a phone company and want to give me a great offer if i read them my card number right now. let's not forget those lovely ones who can't stop calling from the tax office to warn me that i might be arrested if i don't pay the taxes i forgot about.
I unironically like Season 2 and consider it my favorite season.
>>216911313she was always the gun girl
>>216911318It’s very underrated.
>>216910894Do you have this but she starts violently pissing?
season 3 > season 4be FR
>>216911313I like how they didn't even touch on the fact that she just killed people for even one second. In most shows someone who is like barely out of highschool being forced to shoot people would be like a traumatic character moment.
>>216911151Even the normies have realized how bad the season is and how weak the writing is. >90% of the dialogue is exposition with characters giving their thoughts on a plan with witty quirkchungus lines afterwards >Doesn’t feel like the series finale at all, season 4 was way more climactic in the end >Core characters like Mike, Eleven, Hopper etc don’t do much of anything important while new characters like Holly get all the spotlight >Vecna is a jobber and not threatening at all >Countless plotholes >Terrible send-offs for characters like Nancy and Jonathan
>>216911187She got them from Henry's Blood didn't she? I kind of skim watched part 2. While Will and Henry both got them sort of more direct from the Mindflayer
>still 50 minutes left of episode 5How the fuck do I sit through this.
Don't mind me guys. Running to get my Emmy.
>>216911023All of their D&D shit is way off. Even season 1, like he needs to roll a 13 to hit with Fireball. What the fuck does that even mean?
>>216911343Forgot to mention how inconsequential Will’s homosexuality is and how much time was pointlessly wasted on it, that even the normies realize it was dumb
>>216911373by browsing your second monitor like we all did
>>216911318I'm certain if it wasn't for that terrible episode with the pajeeta it would be almost as beloved as S1.
>>216911313yeah, i was wondering why exactly it was fine for them to kill innocent soldiers who did nothing wrong and apparently feel cool about itshe gets all emotional about this faggy boyfriend but when it comes to blasting men with families and children in the face it's "nice shooting back there""you too"
>>216911343>>216911379I 100% PROMISE you that Will will defeat Vecna while remembering how happy he was that everyone hugged him for being gay.He already told Joyce happy memories gave him the strength to fight Vecna like some Harry Potter patronus shit.
>>216911374KEK. The lighting is obviously bad, but it feels like they also added some awful make up to make her skin look worse. No way any 20 year old has that kind of haggard skin.
>>216911379You know you really fucked things up when even twitter questions your gay bullshit.
>>216911018dead 100%: vecna, jeetess, sarah connoreleven strands herself in the abyss and uses dream power to be mike's imagination girlfriendeveryone else lives
>>216911374why is she so beat looking
>>216911374>Smallville Superman vs The Flash.webm
>>216911414Earthbound rip off but instead of praying its celebrating homosexuality
>>216911379the really thought they cooked with queerbaiting in the big ‘25
Did we know before episode 7 that Vecna had his base in Mind Flayer world?
>>216911412Hopp gunning them down without remorse when he himself was in the army is questionable as well
>>216911366Well they were injected into her mother, and she was born with her powers because of it.
>>216911414then eleven accidentally falls out of the tube to the other world back to earth. she is drained, and can't fight anymore, and the old soldier hag comes up on her and overpowers her. it's the end for eleven - or so everyone thinks, until the soldier chad that the old soldier hag is always annoying and attacked in the last episode kicks the bitch in to the other world and lets eleven go because he's sick of muh search for the girl. everyone lives happily ever after in a country where gay marriage is legal, like israel
>>216911414Yeah but those were memories of how much his family and friends love him. Never mind dating I don't know if he and Mike are even friends at this point.
>>216911378And it OHKOs the big bad, a demon lord.
>>216911422Irish genetics = skin ages like an apple slice
>>216910856
>>216911018don't leaks confirm he lives?
>>216911331>Season 3 carried by Steve/Russians storyline>Season 4 carried by Hawkins storylineBoth seasons have one really good storyline with the others being mediocre.
>>216910856crying because she has to act a character that has a N boyfriend but turning into joy for the act
>>216910856>I forgot how much he smells
what if mossad show’s up and saves the day
>>216911331I agree, S3 gets too much hate in general
>>216911374This scene was just as embarrassing as the Will coming out scene. They tried to recreate the famous Running Up that Hill scene in season 4 with Max but it has no fucking weight or tension at all, she is quite literally just running to the camera in front of a shitty green screen while the song plays. They treat it like it’s some epic climactic moment
Why is everyone more upset about Will being a faggot (which we’ve known for years) than they are about Holly crushing on Josh?
>>216911531>Holly crushing on JoshDoesn't affect plot at all.
>>216911374
>>216911331Season 3 was goofy but fun outside of weird fat fuck Hopper.Season 4 was a return to form.
>>216911313>Apparently she's a stone cold murderer nowAnd that's unironically the only good trait of her character.
>>216911531>Holly crushing on Joshthat's a lie spread by her jewish so-called "best friend" that holly was happy to punch in the face
that indian is going to backstab El isn't she?
Am I the only one not upset at the Will coming out scene? It was hinted at so many times that you have to be a retard to not see that they're going to show a scene like that.Also it's pretty obvious that Mike knew what Will meant, it really feels like most people were on their phone while watching not that I blame them these 3 episodes were horrible but not for those reasons.
>>216911118Season 1 - 10/10. Perfect seasonSeason 2 - 7/10. Very slow start but wonderful back halfSeason 3 - 9/10. Fuck you it's awesome. Summer vibes are immaculateSeason 4 - 6/10. Way too much bloat, actors have checked outSeason 5 - 4/10. Pretty shit
>>216911531I’m livid
>>216911594That little bitch is evil for sure. She probably simps for Henry. Hopper will probably kill her and himself with the bomb vest to save eleven.
The most annoying thing about season 5 is Holly randomly being a character. I hate when they do this shit. They barely acknowledge her at all in the past 4 seasons like I seriously can't recall a SINGLE line of dialogue from her even though Erika consistently got dialogue. Just showed up out of nowhere when the duffer bros realized they had no more unraped characters.
>>216911263>tappingwhy did I read this as fapping lmao
Max telling Holly Ok I'm going back to my boyfriend while you have to go back to getting facefucked by Vecna. Kek! Hope it works out for you!
>>216911142>4 seasons of them being solid coupleLmao. Did you watch seasons 3 and 4? 4 was literally all about them drifting apart and not being right for each other
>>216911623>The best thing about season 5 is Holly randomly being a character.FTFY
>here are those twenty year olds I told you about.
>the holly face suck tube sceneyep, they know what they are doing
>Mike is my TammyWho is tammy?
>Vecna calls Will a faggot>this causes Will to have negative flashbacks of his suppression of being gay>doesn't have the willpower to fight back against Vecna>Vecna winsthis is my headcanon
>>216911601It was pure undistilled cringe possibly the worst coming out ever.
>>216911653jonathan and nancy have been fucked up since season 2 can't shit on s5 because of it
>>216911374Give her some CGI on the neck or something, Duffers, goddamn.
>>216911660>Made her a bbc addictNo they don’t.
>>216910784I challenge anyone to defend the existence of season 5 at all >they needed Will to get his powers to fight Vecna Could’ve been done in season 4 when he was doing absolutely nothing at all except ride around in a van in California >Hopper and Eleven needed to find the jeet midget Unnecessary to bring her in at all >Vecna needed to kidnap Holly and the kids for his plan Again completely unnecessary, everyone assumed he was already merging the worlds in the season 4 cliffhanger, they could’ve just continued from there >They needed to figure out the Upside Down was a wormhole Instead of Hopper fighting monsters with a sword in Russia they could’ve made him reach Hawkins earlier and discover that with other characters who did nothing in season 4
>>216911396Nah. It's way too slow and the plot is just a rehash of season 1 because they didn't know what else to do
>>216911477Bro even in AD&D 1e Demogorgon has 200 hp, 95% magic resistance, AC -8. Like these kids aren't fucking taking down the Demo with their shitty little party.
>>216911412>sign up for the armyThey made their own graves as many were going to die anyway
>>216911653Also millennials in their mid to late 30s who say they still get carded and pass for teenagers.
>>216911531The brown pedophiles here are actually happy about the extra subversion
>>216911237She never well liked and the episode she appeared in originally was never popular which tanked the spinoff it was serving as a pilot episode for, I'm surprised she was even brought back but its also not surprising that she's being written that way.>>216911321She takes Jonathan's gun and shoots it successfully because he's too traumatized by his dad in s1 so she's the only comptent one with with a gun and becomes Rambo in the span of a few years? It was always a weird direction for her character having it become her main thing along with the justice for Barb meme shit that was poorly implemented but mostly because why is Nancy the only one out of the teens/kids with a gun after a certain point?
>>216911653Nancy would look messed up even in her early 20s with that eating disorderI saw some 20 years old like Jonathan.
>randomly making Holly a nigger loverRuined
If the story is based on D&D who is the DM?Vecna and the Mindflayer are just dungeon bosses.
>>216911597who u quoety?
>>216911678My theory is that Dufflers wanted to end the whole thing with the movie (or maybe something like 3 2 hours episodes). But Netflix made them make another season.
>>216911018Absolutely. Hop is going too. He is the mentor/father figure so there is no way he survives this. Steve has a similar role as the kids guardian. >>216911168Nah, that "You die i die" stuff is just there for Steve to break that promise man. Henderson acting up is basically a way to justify that nanny duty is not over yet. Plus Nancy hesitation is there to ensure the classic traumatic after battle moment on which she goes looking for him but he is no longer alive. Heck, she´ll probably find Dustin, ask him about Steve and he´ll just look at her and she will know. It´s going to be that kind of big tearjerker cliche.
>>216911590Could explain why she went full wrestlemania on her.>how dare you call me a niggerlover
>>216911653ghouls
>>216911723the duffer brothers, obviously. the ending will be it was all just a campaign and the final scene will be the duffer bros packing up the game/fade to black
>>216911723GOD
>>216911466No. They literally say "thats why we couldn't find him in the upside down." Do you retards even watch the show?
>>216911601Just because we knew it was coming doesn’t make it good. It was extremely saccharine in a bad way and was not given the subtlety it required. Robin’s coming out to Steve was one of the better moments in the show. This is definitely the worst scene.
>>216910784I don't remember Nancy doing so in past seasons, but her killing so many people just doing their jobs casually and feeling nothing about doesn't feel right with me. Hopper is strange too, but at least he's a Vietnam veteran, he has done so before.
>>216911662Tammy is the girl Robin crushed on and had her homosexual awakening for
>>216911594I have a feeling they will fight each other as 11 tries to escape and the other chick tries to prevent her
>>216911721Too late jewflix got another month out of you
>>216911744Hoppers first deathbait was cheap desu
>>216911744I speak writer/directorSteve is going to live. The time the ladder fell was Steve's death and Dustin saved him and took his death flag away. He won't die anymore.
>>216911773I don't remember season 4 really well.
Joyce will be the major character death.
>thinking anyone is actually going to dieLmao they couldn't even kill off Mike and Nancy's parents and they're absolute non-characters. They also cucked out of killing Max because they were too scared of backlash.The only people in danger are Murray and the science teacher they decided to have join the crew with 2 episodes left.
>>216911471the plot idea of the Chad soldier kicking the hag's soldier butt is not bad
>No real father figure>Kidnapped and abused by some entity as a kid during his most formative years>turned out homosexual What did the duffer brothers mean by this?
>>216911744Steve dying will be such a terrible decision. >He’s the fan favorite character, the one always involved in the plot moving along compared to others like Mike who do nothing>It’s already a plotline that Dustin is grieving over Eddie and trying to protect his friends, so killing Steve would just be redundant >Nancy and Jonathan apparently broke up already so that would make Steve’s death incredibly awkward given the whole love triangle this season >As a character he didn’t do as much this season which was disappointing and killing him would make it worse
>>216911830This is the correct prediction. Joyce is 100% cooked.
>it's cs time
Where is a tacticool faceless squad which can go on with Demogorgons and save the day?
>>216911279You mean to tell me you didn’t find it a compelling narrative to add this new villain to the show in the fourth season, and have him turn out to be the main bad guy, that then has to explain his entire backstory to one of the protagonists (of which there are already way too many) in a twenty minute long monologue, only to have the writers retcon him back as a sympathetic character that wasn’t really at fault for his misdeeds?
>>216911496I like the memory storyline the most. it seems like the Jewish producers have something against Russians.
>>216911851Not a chance. It’s going to be Hopper, David Harbour is a drunken divorcee who no one likes and his character is low energy this season so it makes the most sense after all his talk of sacrificing himself for Eleven
>>216910872Why would she admit this? AAAAAAAA
>>216911889Can’t kill Hop now, too weird after multiple fakeouts.
>>216911889Joyce needs to die so Will and Jonathan could fly.
>>216911889Nah they aren't going to kill Hopper or Steve because its too obvious and people have been expecting them niggas to die every season. They want to do something shocking and unexpected but they can't kill off any of the kids or fags so that leaves Joyce. The teacher will also die.
>>216911902At this point, would you put anything past the writers? The only real deaths in this show are disposable characters or people like Eddie dying for no real reason (Steve was right about this btw)
Any chance the finale leaks before the scheduled time.
>>216911835afterwards, will and the chad soldier are so excited that it's all over, they have their big on screen kiss
No one is going to die, all of this is just baiting. Max almost died 4 times last season, then died for real, Eleven brought her back to life (she can do that now, don't ask questions) and she was in a coma, now is brought back in full. The Duffers are a bunch of limpdicked faggots, no human dies this season, not even Vecna.
I feel bad for El, sidelined and paired with that hideous jeet
I'm enjoying this season, but the acting is so fucking bad, looks like NO ONE wanted to be there, even Steve looks annoyed
>>216910872Unironically why do they let these young foid actresses go on talkshows without an earpiece? Alienate gen x and above people from anything you're in any%
>>216911929Steve was literally speaking the audience complaints about Eddie's death in that scene.
>>216911853many are saying this
>>216911958Yeah it’s “okay” which in current day means the worst thing ever.
>>216911412>innocent soldiers who did nothing wrongYou don't actually believe this, faggot.
>>216911835Whats funny to me is Hopper 11 and the Jeeta walked right past their unconscious bodies after they raided the lab.Why the fuck didn't they kill them? Especially the Jeet who is a sociopath and has been tortured by them for years.
There's way too many browns in Hawkins. Indiana was over 90% white in the 80s. A small town like Hawkins would only have a few black families at most whereas in the show half of the kids in Holly's classroom seem to be non-white.
Jocks should beat up dustin harder
I don't know what else to say. I'm just laughing at this point
>>216911984they are just men who have been stationed there to guard some unholy portal to hell. instead of just driving through and straight in to the portal, they had to stop the truck for no reason at all and start shooting and killing these men, subsequently having zero feeling about it and moving on immediately. hmm.
>>216912016>we just need a planok here's a slinky look at this slinky right we just wait until two worlds come close enough that we can climb up the radio tower and jump on to the other one that's how einstein rosen podolsky bridges work because of this slinkywho wrote this tripe
>>216911244>steve losing all interest in nancy now that she broke up with johnosteve really wants to fuck jonathan doesn't he
>>216911958During character scenes some of the actors really try with this dogshit script, but every time I see a different actor off to the side I get whiplash. They all have this glazed-over far off stare.
>>216912046They will have someone selfsacrifice to hold both worlds together from smashing into each other
I think El and Mike will go to the other world together and build their waterfall minecraft cabin.
why can't I fucking post an image? I want to post an image of the characters with numbers on them and tell you guy to roll to reveal the order of the character's death and the last person standing defeats Vecna.
>>216911313i still can't believe when hopper and El where in the army base, they killed all those soldiers but once Hopper finished interrogating Kay he just pistolwhipped her????? Just shoot her in the head you had no use for her anymore and she was really dangerous but you see the plot still needed her. bravo dubber bruddas
ngl. It was random but I laughed
>>216911437so, undertale?
>>216912093that's why they kept saying "pancaked" in the last episodesomeone is going to get pancaked holding them apart and that person is the jeet because we need to be reminded that jeets are beautiful and full of love
Joyce has been the most useless character in season 5. They should have killed her off in season 4
>>216912110I really didn't get the joke here. Is that supposed to mean his dick? If she's saying he hears he has a dick isn't that supposed to be a compliment?
Pajeeta has the most broken power and they have barely used it.
Steve’s plan hinges on the assumption the merger is some physical act where the Abyss lowers itself onto the real world. That’s a huge assumption to make.
>>216912165It's just that he has a huge hog, yes.
>>216912107And a lot of these are just American soldiers that happened to be posted there. It's not like they are even aware of most of the shit being done at the lab.
>>216912146>the most useless character in season 5Mike Wheeler is right there my dude
>>216911958Yeah I can't wait for the tell all book that reveals just what the fuck happened this season
>>216912064That would be funny but he's uglier than Nancy and significantly musty looking at this at point, we were robbed of BillyxSteve kino.
>>216911313All US army faggots serve Israel. They deserve it.
>>216912176Or that it happens slowly enough to not get flattened like a pancake
>>216912181hopper is a former cop and GI, he has no morals about killing. El is also a murder hobo so idc for them. it's just stupid that they suddenly don't resort to murder if the character has a credited name lmao
>>216912110Was that really the best they could come up with? Was weird.
>>216912181>orders to kill>Just standing there
Thinking back to the failed backdoor pilot in season 2, has there literally ever been a show that was successful from a backdoor pilot? I'm not just talking about taking a popular character (Angel, Frasier, Saul, etc.) and given them their own show. But actually introducing a bunch of new characters to spin off into a new show?
>>216912176let's be frank here, the characters are just mouthpieces for the writers to insert how shit works in their make believe world.
>>216911805Because the only way to watch Netflix is through legitimate paid subscriptions?
The girls got busted this season they took too long
>all these retards thinking Hopper or Steve or anyone from the main cast is dyingThey filmed the epilogue scenes out in the open. Only ones who are confirmed to die>Dr. Kay and her errand boy>KaliOne who MIGHT die>MurrayThe rest are 100% confirmed to live. Including Eleven.
roll to see who dies next
>>216912252plentytoo many to count eveni'm just having trouble thinking of any at this momentdon't worry it's on the tip of my tonguebut come back to me later and i will have thought of some
King Steve is gonna marry Holly btwThis is canonShe belongs to him
>>216912308jej
>>216912252no it literally never works
So are we taking bets on how many minutes are going to be eaten up in the final episode for recapping the play (paid dlc)
>>216912308Alright
>>216912308Will is literally looking at Mike's ass in this image. Nice subtle touch Duffer Bros
>>216912324the flash worked out fine from arrow. they also did pulled that shit in the movies and it did ok there too.
>>216912308Why isn't Max there? Does the radio not have ramps?
>>216912252The Flash. Barry first appeared as a minor character in Arrow Season 2.
In this season our actors portraying 16 year old kids qualify for AARP
>>216912146Uh your Jonathan’s, your Mikes
>Holly wears shorts under her skirtJsut like in video games!
>>216912315Low polygon 3D fighter character.
>>216912401i find it surprising how many of you pedos are actively looking up the skirt of kids.
>Winona looks so old Wtf happened!?
>>216912312>Holly>White guy
>>216912418Skirts were meant to be looked up, regardless of who's wearing it.
>>216912432nigga shes old
>>216912308roll until there's only one character alive and that character will defeat Vecna
>>216912432For a white women she got a lot of good years.
Anyone able to rip the japanese dub audio tracks from Netflix? None of the torrents seem to have them and I'd like to hear it.
They copied Family Guy with Nancy and Johnathan.
>>216912308Who the fuck is 7?
>>216912538Robins girlfriend. Who must be pretty pissed she keeps telling everyone about Tammy Thompson.
>>216912538Robin’s lesbo gf
>>216912565I haven’t watched five because it seems like such a train wreck. Might download the episodes to laugh at it though. What happened to the retard Hawaiian stoner?
>>216912598Went back to California and I don't think has even been mentioned so far this season
>>216912308Robin and Joyce look like the same age
>>216912598Went back to his home planet
>>216912520Am I a retard for not realizing Jonathan's un-proposal was a breakup? I thought they were trying to fix their relationship
>>216912598Disappeared without a trace
>>216911967Steve is the only character I actively like this season. Still annoyed at the opening scene with him and Jon in the dick measuring contest, but he's been the only real voice of reason. Reddit hates Kali right now for some reason, but she has literally done nothing wrong and her analysis seems 100% correct based on what she knows.Wtf is in the pulp fiction magic briefcase?
Everyone gives Noah crap for his acting, but this bit wasn't so bad.
>>216912634That’s definitely how I took it too anon.>I thought I could fix it by rushing into commitment but I realize now I was stupid
>>216912370That's one of the only ones I think that maybe qualifies, but they were already fully intent on developing the series. They even scaled down his appearance from 3 episodes to 2 and developed a full pilot for Flash.
>>216912646>Reddit hates Kali right now for some reason, but she has literally done nothing wrong and her analysis seems 100% correct based on what she knows.lol fuck that. if the govt captures you, just kys. but dont immediately give up. fuck that poojeeta.
>>2169120208 could have just done a mass hallucination and the crew could have entered the portal without a single shot fired.Also, how could the gatekeeper have been bored with a magazine the day after a mass casualty event?
>>216912309Yeah we are talking backdoor pilots though, not spinoffs. Not like Frasier, Saul, or Angel where they take a popular character and give them their own show.
>Oh and btw dear viewer please know that Holly is coalburner!Holy fuck that shit was so unnecessaryThis shitty season just screams JEWS JEWS JEWS all over the place
>>216912646>Wtf is in the pulp fiction magic briefcase?You have to watch the Stranger Things™ tie-in play that is 100% canon and expands on the show to find out!
>>216912646Kali is boring, ugly, the bearer of bad news, from an episode nobody likes, and her cool powers are barely being used to assist the team.
>>216912133Her outfit seems to indicate something...
Shitposting aside, how would you rate Steve's acting?
>>216912653I laughed when he made Vecna scream "run". That face looks so goofy, took the seriousness out of the scene for me,
>>216912694That moment was absolutely shameless, the found the most lightbulb headed nog too.
>>216912653Holy fuck those subtitles are so distracting. How can anyone watch it like that?
>>216912715I can't believe no one filmed in on Camera yet. wtf?
>>216912646>you have to kill yourself jane>you cant hide from the gubmint even though you did it just fine IN hawkins in season 3>the only way is for us to kill ourselves lmaoShut the fuck up retard
>>216912721I even forgot she has that powers
Steve is dead. Screencap this
>>216912767Because those are SDH subs. Subtitles for the Deaf and Hard-of-Hearing. Dum-dum. I turned them on since there's no audio.
>>216912653This scene was unironically goodBut every other time he speaks like he's on the verge of tears and makes his voice sounds soft and raspy at the same time. Like he's trying to pretend his balls havent dropped (into another man's mouth)
>>216912715>You have to watch the Stranger Things™ tie-in play that is 100% canon and expands on the show to find out!Kek. That's some absolute bullshit. Where the Fuck are we supposed to watch that? It's not on Netflix right?
>>216912774Is that true? An anon in one of the last threads gave a summary of it, I'll look for it.
>>216912803roll >>216912308
>>216912676I remember in third grade my class had to write “story books” which was just a bunch of half lined paper with blank spaces at the top for pictures. I wrote mine just about me hanging out with characters from literally everything I liked at the time which was shit like Godzilla and Donkey Kong, and also I was skateboarding through the whole thing etc. It was literally just a mash up of everything I liked and it made no sense whatsoever. Kinda feels like the duffer brothers stole this idea from me for ST.>it’s a comfy 80s sci-fi mystery >but it’s also a Cold War thriller action movie>but it’s also interdimensional apocalyptic horror>but it’s also a gay acceptance after school special>also the ginger is a cripple now for disability inclusion I think I may be owed millions here bros.
Wait a fucking minute Nancy and Jonathan BROKE-UP during that scene? I thought they got engaged, wtf
>>216912786
>>216912721She's also short lmao. Millie is way taller than her now.I don't resent the actress for taking advantage of the fact that the Duffer Bros. wrote themselves into a corner by having her escape the lab before Henry's massacre and needing to tie up that loose end in S5.Was probably a nice paycheck, the mere weeks of work back in S2 was an amazing investment on her part.
>>216912865>Wait a fucking minute Nancy and Jonathan BROKE-UP during that scene? I thought they got engaged, wtfKek! Fucking Kekking even! So Fucking filtered!
>>216912694The line unironically was the last straw for meI was able to forgive alot about the show because at the end of the day I still really liked the characters, setting, and stuff. But that line is just a blatent reminder that you're watching jewish propaganda and you've always been watching jewish propaganda. I am now 3/4 of jews ruining my favorite shows at the end (GoT, the 100, ST)
Steve dies. Mike dies. Hopper dies. Dustin dies. Kali dies. Johnathon dies.
The Spartan-II Program…
>>216912865me too! why tf were they so happy?
>>216912900Stop, my penis can only get so erect
>>216912900yeah, Dustin can't die because he will be the link character for the sequel
>>216912735He's good but he's barely given anything to work with. Him and Dustybun's scenes are some of the only ones I've been looking forward to and the stairway scene was good, but it's still barely anything.They needed to pair him with a slightly different version of Chrissy in season 3 and have never hired the nepobaby. Atleast now he's free to be paired with Holly when she grows up though
How did Vecna use Will's gayness against him? What did he show him?
Haven't been watching this but one thing I've heard that sounds weird is that the characters who are siblings like Mike/Nancy, Will/Jonathan basically never have scenes together so when they try to play up a moment between them it takes a second for the audience to even remember they're related.
>>216912900Mr. Wheeler finally gets to enjoy his newspaper and coffee in peace
>>216912774>>216912840Found the post, the only thing on netflix is a making of documentary for it kek.>>216909208
>>216912867What prompt did you use to so casually make her ass fall into his face?
>>216912840Nope buy a ticket goy if you want to know what the fuck is going on in the finale.Legit DLC for a tv show.
>>216912951Dying of AIDS over the course of 5 years
Harbour looks miserable, and he probably hates everyone there.Wynona sounds like Marge Simpson for some reason.
>>216911118S1 - 10/10S2 - 10/10S3 - 8/10S4 - 8/10S5 - as of now 4/10
This is genuinely probably the ending. its just sad enough but also enough of a nothing burger to satisfy those hacks.
>>216912973This is so fucking stupid Imao. They retconned Bob Newby back into the plot too?!
Robin is better straightShe has so much chemistry with steve and will
>>216911237Redeem the subscription sir
>>216912931because they realized both of them hate each otherjonathan wanted to marry her in hopes that she can love her again
>>216913011>Eleven sacrifices herself and stays in the Upside DownI don't think they'd do this>>216913037She acts like a quirk chungus millennial girl and those women are not lesbians I can tell you that
>>216912865He wanted to marry her because he thought it would fix the relationship. Since they talked it out the ring was irrelevant since they worked out their issues so no need for the ring. They want to be together without getting married
>>216911168Exactly. Dustin is already traumatized by his best friends death. Happening twice is just mean.
>>216913085No they would. They said the ending is sad, its clear they're incapable of killing ANYONE, Millie filmed alone in rural Iceland, its setup for sequel bait in a decade. Its fucking perfect for them.
>>216911313The way people kill other people in this show really takes me out. It's just fucked up.
>>216913037Robin is only gay because her actress is a hardcore shitlib. Duffers wanted her to get with Steve.
>>216911601I was rolling my eyes every single time they focused on the fag-shut and the dyke-shit. The supposed emotional climax of the season was pure fag-shitIt reminds you that this isnt a story, but a propaganda piece for (((hollywood))) agendas
>>216910856The pain of being paired with a nigger
>>216910872>/tv/ had a crush on this thing
>>216913021They also retconned AGAIN whether vecna or mind flayer is the real big bad for reals this time shit.
The DnD ending would be so fucking kino for the reaction alone.
Kek, remember all theories about this?
>>216912308Robin's gf
>>216913175Why do (((they))) want kids to turn gay?
>>216912832He has completely outgrown his role. He's a full grown adult man with a deep voice, but has to dress up as 80s kid and wear a goofy bowlcut haircut, and he has to pretend to be this meek, soft voiced 15 year old Will character. No amount of acting skills could help him. He could have been the best actor in the world, and he'd still look silly in this role.
Aware me on this TV show. What makes it good?
>>216913186>remember thing from OLD SEASON?!?>what a twist!This is 90% of the show atp
>>216913201I actually always kind of figured it would be a coming out scene because there was never any other reason for that combo to be hugging Will
I'm so strange these are just things to me
At this point, I want it to be a DnD ending, complete with a comment from Dustin like "feels like we've been playing this campaign for nine years!" or something, like they did in HIMYM. It'll be much better than whatever they've made.
>>216913166She claims that didn't Fucking happen!
>>216913216Comfy, creators have good taste
>>216913201>Joyce didn't hug her sonWhat a bitch
>>216913235The D&D ending is the party have to leave Hawkins for good. They've "seen too much" and can't go back to any semblance of their old lives.
>>216911118I only ever watched season 1 and stopped because it was at best a 6/10 for me. Completely uninspired 80s pastiche punching you in the face every second of its runtime. Insufferable.
>>216913216They got lucky with S1
>>216911678The whole merging worlds shit was retardedHe opened a giant gate across hawkins and had an army of demobats and presumably dozens of demogorgonsThey said they were going to get straight into the action, meaning s5 was going to OPEN with the town being in total war with the monsters. THAT would have been great. Instead they skipped 2 years ahead, have a retarded military presence that are literally not even "at war" and we're now on the final episode and there hasn't been any kind of invasion whatsoever. There has been a single large battle at the gate, and a few kidnappings. I was willing to forgive vol 1 postponing the invasion because after s4 vecna was weakened, so I thought vol 2 was going to give me the open war that they teased at the end of s4. Nope. No war at all. All gay bullshit instead.
>>216912832Caleb is unironically the best actor on the show.
>>216913201No. I've been loosely keeping up with the show since season 3>>216913212They out grew those goofy ass bowl cuts in s3, it was flat out ridiculous in s4, the outfits were shit too. >>216913219Oh god, I thought it was bad in s4.>>216913235It would unironically save the show.
>>216913201>>216913229The most unrealistic thing to happen in the show. No one would act like this in the 80s at their friend coming out as a faggot.
>>216913298>demobatsStop remembering
>>216913319>I lived through the 80s I know exactly how people from the 80s will actOkay zoomie
>>216913319You will never be 80s Chad, zoomzoom
Man I remember being at a watch party for Season 2. Most Zoomers here probably have no idea what that is. The hype was just unparalleled. It was hosted by some friends of ours, dude is a programmer for Apple and he created like a web page where you could input phrases and they would show up on the Joyce Christmas lights he has strung up with the letters. Everyone came in costume. It was an amazing experience.
>>216911773>El was able to find henry/the demogorog in s1 to create the bridge/upsidedown at brenner's request>El is not able to find henry now, despite a bridge between worlds existing already, presumably strengthening whatever psychic bond existed alreadyWhy in the world are you still defending this show man
>>216913201
I've seen plenty of times in these threads people mention some leaked set photos from a graduation scene, but never once have I actually seen said photos. Could someone direct me to them?
>>216912004jewish wet dream show
During the stupid scenes in upside down Hawkins Lab between Jonathan and Nancy, my wife observed>He sounds like he was written by a women. Men don't think like that.
>>216913319I mean 11 probably dosen't know what one is and the rest have likely known on some level for fucking years.
>>216913280one of her sons is a junkie and lost his gf the other is a fagyou would do the same in her place
>>216913216S1 is good for those who love 80s flicks and RPG.
>>216912020I hate this season but you are retardedThey stopped the truck so hopper could climb on because he went in via the tunnels instead of on the truckThe ACTUAL criticism you should be making is that there was no reason for him to have done that at all. He could have just gone in the truck and it wouldnt have made a lick of difference because all they did was go through 2 gates that the opened without his help and drive through the worldbuttbole
>>216913420Like I give a shit what your dumb fucking foid wife (who def settled after fucking chad) has to say. Kill yourself or go back.
>>216913441S1 had kids calling Will a faggot offscreen and presumably the other 3 central boys knew about the allegations.
>>216912110Foreshadowing the Steve X Holly marriage
>>216913420ESL jeet
>>216913467Seethe more demoralization kike. I married a virgin and we have two kids.
>>216912181I'm not going to defend zogbots, but you are slightly right. Even the ebil White chad soldier who MINDRAPED didn't know what the fuck was happening and why there were suddenly monsters everywhere. I bet he's going to turn coat and save El or something at the end for an unearned and unneeded redemption moment
>>216912598He went home and probably thought none of what he saw was real and just that he was super high the whole time lol
>>216911653what cocaine does to a mf
>>216913507nobody cares pajeet
>>216912694Isn't that a kid? I knew you types were pedos
>>216912973All of that sounds real gay and it seems to directly contradict the backstory the themselves set up for henry in s4
>>216913507>Muh virgin, muh kids!!!Yeah, sure. That's why you're sitting on a basket weaving forum instead of playing with your kids, who are instead probably being groomed by some third worlder on discord. Have fun paying for their therapy, faggot.
>>216913201This shot could have been good if it was a reunion after several of them just almost died like if this was jonathan coming back from dimension x like some theories were sayingIt turning out to be fagshit is just faggy
Jonathan and Nancy scene was much better than coming out scene.
>>216913006I honestly would like a spinoff of just Nancy solving mysteries.
>>216913344No new monster design this season btwThe big spider thing doesn't count because it's retarded
I'm gonna go watch a good show(Spy X Family s3 final episode)
>>216913774S3 already out? either the marketing was garbage or the season was garbage because nobody is talking about it
>>216910894>>216912867Nice, though now we could use the Tina ones again.
>>216913825There are threads every week on /a/ dudeIt's a good season. The quality is roughly the same as the first 2
>>216913834Those get jannied
Recommend some short show to watch before the final episode is out.
>>216910872Thanks mommy and daddy for sacrificing your firstborn to BAAL so I can have a career!!
>>216910784Remember when Mike used to be protagonist?He has been background character entire seasons.Meanwhile a third of screentime has been given to his sister and Max.
>>216913672They're playing with their grandparents right now, who don't visit often.
>>216913958Isn't it Moloch you sacrifice babies to
This jeeta has some booba
>>216913989Same guy
>>216913911And yet Holly giving fellatio to a tentacle is ok. Where is the justice?
>>216914022That happened in the showWhen jews do it, it's okay
>>216913989It's Molag Bal from oblivion
>>216913972Submissive little bitch immediately backed down and gave a fake answer after taking 10 minutes to conjure it up.
>>216913924Food court
What's the over/under for Dustin's girlfriend and/or Argyle showing up at the end, presumably at the inevitable funeral scene?
>>216914045>This anon isn't as terminally online as me>He must be a submissive bitch holy projection, batman
Every single episode of this show is>Nothing happens and then someone monologues for 10 straight minutes
>>216914117>it's only okay when my commie friends do it
>>216914117Actually it is >Nothing happens, someone monologues for 10 straight minutes and then a cheap cliffhanger before credits
Does Maya Hawke have aids or something? Why does she look so decrepit?
>>216914191Uma thurman was always ugly
>>216914191post abortion stress
>>216914191drugs
>>216913345>>216913348And how is he wrong?
>>216914191She has veganitis.
>>216913345>>216913348Not him, but I'm a 90's kid and were still homophobic.
>>216914191Her aborted sibling is haunting her and draining her life like that one sidequest from the witcher 3
>>21691432600 and 10 and 20s kids are still homophobic
>>216914431
>>216913319This >>216913201 would only make sense if they all instantly assumed he had AIDS, which ironically would probably be more 80s-accurate behavior than whatever the writers had in mind.
>>216910999>Heavenly trips calling out satan's chosen.For Millie it seems consensual but I am astonished how quickly she turned into a Hollywood escort.
>>216914358>20s kidshomophobic 5-year-olds are the worst, man
>>216911964Young people may have a fucked time, but the divide is more vast than previous generations that young people know that people who talk like that deserve to be lit on a pyre.
>>216911199I know the saturn (known for eating his children/natural order of existence) cult have to push their ideology, but it REALLY is strange no one stops and goes "These x amount of actors are being FUCKED hard on a property that should just be free money." I know money doesn't matter to the saturn cult because they control all the printers, but pissing of their middle management like that ALWAYS leads to revolt. You see this with Star Wars as well. The Rey actress has no career now.
Dustin and steve are the best part of this season (as always)
