Three waterfalls in Iceland editionprev >>216914431
>>216918123Stranger Things, and I say this with the upmost sincerity, is one of the WORST atrocities ever inflicted on American culture, and I hate memeflix for drawing it out so fucking long. Every person at my local Winn Dixie is dressed like Dustin Henderson and they will not stop until it's over. When I got to the self checkout with my purchases, a middle aged black female employee approached me said...>Make sure you don't scan those UPSIDE-DOWN DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT (in the melody of the theme song)I didn't ask for this. I do not watch this trash program for pedophiles and zoomers. And yet I am forced to deal with the repercussions
>"Alright lets go home">2 minutes later>"Bitch you need to find your own exitWAHT THE FUCK IS WRONNG WITH THESE FUCKING WRITERS THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT???
How's season 5
>>216918123oh no, no, NO, nohttps://slate.com/culture/2025/04/stranger-things-broadway-first-shadow-netflix-play-review.html
Let me get this Fucking straight. We have to buy the DLC (Go see the play LOL!) to get the full picture on what is going on with Season 5?
Why didn't they tell Millie to wait with botox + lip filler? she's BOGGED as shit
STOP insulting Maya, you fucking chuds. Her skeksis face has been debunked
>>216918235>WAHT THE FUCK IS WRONNG WITH THESE FUCKING WRITERS THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT???Little late to be noticing that.
>Gay Jewish actor plays gay Christian character
>>216918238>in one word how is season 5 going?>good>how about two words?>not good
>>216918235She was like Kek looks like you are getting facefucked by Vecna! Hope it works out!
>>216918379>>216918235>laters, I'm off to lose my v-card to my black bf!>hope the mouthrape isn't too icky haha! :Dit wasn't like this but it should have been
Hopper will die. Eleven will live, but her mind will be inside the Poo's body. Only relationships left at the end of the series will be interracial or gay.
>Gets verbally and emotionally destroyed by a tiny Jeet Goblina that only appeared in a single episode, which was also the most hated episode of the entire seriesAre you fucking serious?
>FOR ISRAEL!!!
>>216918435Did they make her look taller relative to Harbour? She is below 5'0 IRL
Everyone in this thread should be jailed
>>216918237Based Holly. Everyone knows she’s QoS
>>216918443I remember when people thought his overacted RUUUUNNN!!!! was in reference to the invasion of our world by monsters was about to start or MF returning lol
did 80s American hospitals really had explosive washing machines ?
>>216918468LolYour skin is literally the color of shit dudeLmao
>Oh and btw dear viewer please be aware that Holly is a coalburner!Holy fuck that shit was so unnecessaryThis shitty season just screams JEWS JEWS JEWS all over the place
>>216918414>Only relationships left at the end of the series will be interracial or gay.Seems to be where we're headed. But I think 11 dies while saving Hopper when he tries to martyr himself. That way the Boomers have to watch all their children die before them, or turn out to be gay.
>>216918474>no en masse monster invasion>vecna will bring piss realm to ours>???What happens beyond him saying A BETTER WORLD? Earth and humans exist but it's not basically Fallout after having a different dimension forced to merge with it?
>>216918507I was skipping so often I completely missed that part lmao
>>216918533>>216918414>I think that what will happen is BLAH BLAH BLAHno one fuckin cares my dudes
I hate the fluffer brothers so much it's unreal
>>216918533Not true.Hopper and Joyce will be together
>>216918256guess so
>Dustin, Max, Lucas, Steve, Nancy, VecnaSolid performances all around, can probably have a career after this.>Mike, Eleven, Will, KaliAwful, wooden, will not have much of a career in the future.>MurrayNot sure if it's just the writing and the character being completely shoehorned in, but easily the worst character this season.>Robin, JonathanOk, good moments here and there. Might be an issue of not really being given much material.>Hopper, Joyce, Dr. KayJust here to collect a paycheck. Winona Ryder and David Harbour are probably the best actors here, so it's extra apparent that they're just completely phoning it in this season.>Holly, Delightful DustinProbably doing the best work this season, obviously it's always hard to tell with child actors, but I could see both of them building decent careers off of this.
>>216918563Winona is a kike
>>216918563>Hopper and Joyce will be togetherThey'll part ways. 11 is dead and Hopper doesn't want to stick around and raise another man's faggot son.
What the fuck is this gay scene with Nancy and that dude on the table? What does that add to the story?
>hey guys let's include a scene of us eating a bunch of snacks with old 80's packaging so you can buy it in stores!
What kind of drugs do this to a person?
>>216918591>raiseWill is 29 years old dude
>>216918331did i miss a scene where she walked in and loaded up that ied for the doggos
>>216918123Why is this show afraid to kill off a single non-fodder character over 5 seasons? The closest they came was Max, who wasn't even a part of the original crew, and they were still too afraid to do it.
>>216918622IT HAS BEEN FUCKING DEBUNKED CHUD>>216918325LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE
>Sup faggot, remember how you're gay? Haha.
>>216918622ozempic, cocain and meth
>>21691849080s? why are the nurses wearing 1950s candystriper outfits instead of scrubs?
>>216918622Her candy striper gf talking about her being strung out and druggie blew my mind and made me realize it probably really was drugs that made her look like shit. I just kinda handwaved it off that she just aged poorly, but it's too bad to be just natural
>>216918603>What the fuck is this gay scene with Nancy and that dude on the table? What does that add to the story?The message is simple.Do not marry. Do not reproduce.Nancy confirms she isn't interested in Steve anymore either. She's going to leave town and live her best life as a childless, wino, feminist who doesn't need a man in her life.
>>21691862290% of actors have been drug addicts at some time and we rarely if ever see transformations this bad this quickly. But of late we’ve seen tonnes. I legit think it is an ozempic addiction amongst anorexics
I’m thankful Stranger Things let me try New Coke so I could have a perspective on the whole debacle.
Haven't been watching this but one thing I've heard that sounds weird is that the characters who are siblings like Mike/Nancy, Will/Jonathan basically never have scenes together so when they try to play up a moment between them it takes a second for the audience to even remember they're related.
>>216918579gelman cant even play a literal retard (eagleheart). he only gets work for being jewish and sucking dick
TFW your job as a groomer is done.
based and accuratehttps://youtu.be/Zb7ka0yn43M?si=j01dLd-KXWGdQ7Lt
>>216918696>mfw the duffer brothers added that scene so they could bash maya for being an ugly drug addict without directly bashing maya for being an ugly drug addict
>>216918379>>216918409>seems like you’re stuck to a wall in a hostile, alien world >being pumped full of hostile, alien jizz >toodles!
>>216918773Makes sense, desu.
>>216918759They do make this face too
>>216918622God DAMN does she look good on the left.
Is it really ok to just murder American soldiers in America
>>216918409It was in the subtext. 10 minutes later she's acting like she knows all about Henry. Bitch, Holly figured all that shit out. You were tagging along. Only thing you did was catch her when the mine opening collapsed.
Or me
>>216918821Sure. The government does it all the time.
how come nancy and jonathan broke up in vecnas goon cave? was there some deeper meaning behind having them break up in a building made of jizz?
>>216918852someone use AI to make bottom row barb eat nance while top row nance watches in fear and top row barb smacks her lips and tucks a napkin into her shirt collar like she's about to eat.
>>216918852barb returns in the finale and eats vecna
>>216918912
>>216918759did she really need to go method on being an aids faggot though
These are supposed to be children. How did they get away with it?
>>216918887kek wtf
>>216918123Ok I thought the 11 chick was uggo, but then I saw that booty.
>>216918773don't forget that she's also a nepobaby who has gotten zero attention outside of the show
>>216918696Candy stripper gf? Qrd?
>>216918957I laughed when I saw the mohawk bitch's body wearing the halloween mask
>>216918622What the fuck that was Maya??
>>216918622She's older, but mostly just different lighting and makeup between these scenes.
>>216918622looks like an aardman character on the right
who walled harder? maya or emma?
>>216918821The same soldiers who kidnapped random pregnant women and injected them full of demon blood to make human weapons to use against the soviets?Fuck em.Also they're standing in the way of saving the world so acceptable losses.
>>216918932All abs and no muscles
>>216919100
>>216918912>>216918932Ozempic'd
>>216919113Damn Madonna looks pretty good for 67
>>216918123This series is spiritually Israeli. Every actor involved, safe for Steve and Sinkhole are either zionist faggots or bogged. The Duffer Brothers need to be barred access to any camera, word processor, or any other writing apparatus. Season 5 being split into 3 parts to justify one more month of Netflix from normies was a cheap move to pad quarterly numbers. I had to go out and buy weed to just get myself through the last episode. My wife went from trying to defend the show to turning against it.
Is Vecna the only attractive actor in this show? I'm not even a homosexual, but this is ridiculous.
>>216918827Or me
>>216919100>>216919113>>>216919118Someone has to do something about that shit, Beckinsale looks like a fucking Alien due to that too
>>216918824>she's been stuck here for 2 years but couldn't find the exit literally 10 feet from the cave she was inbravo
>>216919214He's attractive and unproblematic, he's basically the only one whose career will end up getting launched by this instead of ending here
>>216918533I legitimately didn't understand that this scene was them breaking up I might be autistic.
>>216918331The point of this scene is that it was an abduction and her parents were supposed to survive.
This scene between Holly and Max is insanely long. Like how can you fit so much useless dialogue into a single scene.. it's actually quite impressive.
>>216918759who grandma is this
>>216919297I honestly didn't pay attention to it and now I'm glad I didn't.
Reminder that Britbong genes are also American genes.
If sadie sink is cast as jean grey they will be obligated to pair her up with a non-black loven interest...
how is the BMW still alive enough to have the lights on
>>216918827Sometimes it genuinely pains me to think about how fucking beautiful Finn is and how few decent movies he’s been in to archive it
>>216918622ozempic or maybe she is really REALLY going thru some shit behind the scenes
>>216918533>I'm sorry I threw away your sweater to good will, I hate pinkis this not incredibly autistic behavior? who the fuck throws away their girlfriend's clothes because they don't like the color. they're not even married
>>216918563I hope so. They both deserve to be happy.
>>216919259So milquetoast. Holy fuck. He may actually have a chance.
>>216919358All it needs is the battery, not gas
>>216918852the suit somehow makes her look less and more fat at the same time
Why do people dislike S3?I thought the 2nd season was uninspired as fuck so this one felt like a breath of fresh air for once. Billy stuff was good, nice summer vibes, no pajeeta tier episode, the conclusion shakes the dynamic of the show and they make good on it in S4. It's a solid season.
>>216919259>taylor SSwift>unproblematicum sweaty no
>>216919214He's also the most entertaining actor
>>216919348Her jewish producer would rather kill her and then kill himself before letting that happen
>>216919431Robin being gay ruins it
>>216919431It looks good now in comparison to the complete slop this season has beenfor me a good chunk of what made S3 bad was the character assassination of Hopper, they made him a complete joke
>>216919432Taylor is based though
>>216919431That is when the show went off rail. The season one and two vibes are gone. The gritty realistic tone is gone. The original character dynamic is gone. Goofy jokes and references become a norm since then
>>216919348You are implying that they won't make cyclops or logan niggers
>>216919494Feels like I'm watching the actress's audition tape but with a "They Live" filter over it
>>216919505>gritty realistic tone?
for me it's a steady progression (i see the same progression just about everywhere else too btw)1>2>3>4>5
>>216918622>from /tv/s darling to grannyholy fuck
anyone else clock all those reused demigorg animations. bad enough to have them roar to give protags time to runaway but to use the same animation every single fucking time
>>216919009wow, try coping harder. she looks legit like the cryptkeeper's daughter. lighting?? seriously. makeup?? dude. my guess is ozempic.
They deserve to be with each other
why does he have to look so stupid while using his power
I’ve never seen a show sideline its own main characters to the extent that Stranger Things does. How the fuck does a background character who says nothing for 4 seasons suddenly get promoted to the protagonist in the final season when the plot is supposed to be wrapping up? Has Mike even lifted a finger this season, remember when he was the heart of the show a decade ago?
>>216919431S3 felt too 90s.
>>216919592finn deserves better than that ugly potatonigger coalburner
>>216919593It's made for 10 year olds lol
>>216919532When you read what the duffers say the first season and the second season in some extend were based on The Prisoner (that film Hugh Jackman).
Anyone have a webm of the soldier getting his skull root spiked when vecna first appears this season?
>>216918622i can't stop laughing at smoothies that think this is really her on the right. just check her publicity shots from 2025.
>>216919668
>>216919595they know the main characters are stale and all the duffers could come up with was focusing on a side-character.
There is something funny to me seeing posts that are like "man this season of stranger things is so bad, just so bad, no other way to say it other then it's so bad, I don't even need to explain why it's so bad.... #stranger things #byler #heated rivalry"Is there a way to tell them they're not even trying to hide it?
>>216919595Holly is a coalburner Mike and Eleven are straight and white
>>216919668Why is her face so puffy?
eleven get lip filler
>>216919485>4chud poster says thisnot exactly beating the problematic allegations
el.. easy on the eggos
why do they keep calling him a sorceror? he wasn't born with it. wouldn't he be a warlock since he's leeching off vecna's power?
>Eleven>HollyIs there anyone in this show who didn't butcher their face ffs
>>216919494OPEN WIDE, HOLLYCOS I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH
>>216919770I love it, grape those kids
>>216919770>characters you are slowly becoming
>>216919737its 1987 so even 2nd edition doesn't exist yet, and I'm pretty sure warlocks are 3rd edition+. they shouldnt even be referring to sorcerers. it's another annoying anachronism.
>>216919668Kek
>>216918123This would have fixed it, right?
>>216918533imagine got cucked by a crack whore
>>216919358 #Beamer is a she and when time comes, she is going to save Steve.
>>216918700>Nancy will marry an Asian It's the only demo they haven't done
So who are they making trans?
>>216919993you
>>216919592The fact that they’re the only kids on the show who didn’t get bogged is crazy
>>216918957>redeem the card now
Nancy is gonna hop on hop's cock because he acknowledged her shooting skills and she's gonna ride him all the way to Escondido
How did brenner survive a demo mauling his face in s1?
>>216919737warlock? more like wants cock.
>>216920009Mark my words, she is joining military or the police academy
>>216920026he listened to his favorite song right before the attack
>>216920009why did that guy not give him a ride to escondido anway? what the fuck was his problem?
>>216920026the power of love
>>216919668I REQUIRE YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS
I understand the jokes about the crowd when will came out, but outside of how murray should've been switched out for hopper (his technical step-dad) it was fine. It was his immediate friends and family... and murray. Robin's girlfriend didn't' fit either, but considering she's like 1 of the 3 gay people in town why not. Meanwhile I'm seeing jokes where they jam every fictional character imaginable in there and act like it's a fair comparison.
>>216920026rubber bullets
>>216919993The young audience
>>216918235truly bizzare writing… you could literally agree she used holly to get out
>>216919739Holly looks normal?
>>216920095he's also literally never had a single interaction with steve before
Tim Dillon is gonna roast the shit out of the new season
>>216918235she was incensed by Holly implying she was chopped and unc since Max knows who Kate Bush is.
We still don't know the nature of this thing
>>216918235kek really why didn't holly just stay in the cave what the fuck did they think would happen
>>216918957i hate seeing his face but you get a kek
But why is the boundary of the wormhole made out of flesh?
>>216919593He was rotating Vecna's head at the time. Makes sense that he would mime the motion to strengthen the mental image.
>>216920095>Meanwhile I'm seeing jokes where they jam every fictional character imaginable in there and act like it's a fair comparison.kek, post some?
>>216920162>>216920183stop asking questions
>>216920162It's an alien.
>>216919593imo the only time he’s good at acting is when he’s possessed or wizarding
>>216919668mogs me
>>216920095It should have been an intimate scene that’s short and subtle. Instead they went with a 5 minute cringe ass monologue with 20 people sitting around like the ending of Evangelion. The writers just didn’t understand any cinematic language at all. Here’s a pic of Finn’s ass btw
>>216920191
>>216920128lip filters
>>216920095they’re stacking the team to kill off people, sadly kino science man will prob die, which is stupid as fuck as he just got dragged into this
>>216920185Why didn't he snap his neck instead of his leg?
So is this nigga getting his ass blown out in a CIA backsite rn?
>>216920254Did they make eleven bigger lmao
>>216920162>wait, so the mindflayer was being controlled by vecna the whole time?>or the giant space squid was controlling vecna, whatever, fuck you
>Nancy and Jonathan in the cum dimensionwhat did the Duffers mean by this
I still don't really understand why Henry is evil but Eleven isn't?
>>216919647uhhh no?
>is that the zombieboy? That nigga's been on my mind lately
>>216920312he wants to destroy the earth? or hawkins? i’m honestly not sure which. honestly theyve explained so much of the mystery that it’s not even interesting anymore.
>>216920312Henry wants to mentally and physically rape children so he can merge the Earth with a hellscape world, which he wants to do for some reason. Eleven just wants to prevent him from doing that.
>>216920355They explained Dimension X and The Mind Flayers origins?
>>216920312you need to watch the broadway play DLC to understand bro
>THE GRAND SHOCKING REVEAL FOR THIS SCIFI HORROR 80s STORY IS...>HURPA DURPA I AM GAYThat is some quality TV right there.
>>216920363Lol
>>216920304something about how they feel repressed
>>216920392You can bet they will.
>>216920312It's just Henry's character. Henry most was an arrogant kid that thought that he can conttol and defeat Mindflayer.
>>216920404Well, it is supposed to be horror
>>216920404THIS CHANGED EVERYTHINGTHE WORLD MAY BE DESTROYED BUT ALSO I AM GAY
>>216920095>The original plan was for him to come out to Joyce [Winona Ryder], and we started writing it and it felt really wrong because if he’s really going to be confronting these fears, he has to open up to to his friends as well. Once we did that, and we put the group in there, and we had him talk about what he saw in his future, that’s when the scene felt, as a coming-out scene, like something very unique to this show.>https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2025-12-25/stranger-things-season-5-volume-2-will-byers-duffer-brothersOriginal plan would have been much better. Instead we got memetic crap that everyone from Byler, to homophobes to Noah Schnapp himself hates.
>>216920312Henry was molested and/or raped, and ever since he got powers hes seen himself as chosen and above normal people.he wants to use his powers to turn kids gay and also kidnap kids so he can harvest their energy from them to bring the apocalypse which he believes is his messiah.
>>216919825I wonder how 1st edition playsI'd like to play each edition once just to know
>>216920441stop pretending to be a fan of the show who still takes it seriously lol
>>216920392Yes, Dimension X/Abyss is a world like the Earth and The Mindflayer is a living being of that world.
>>216920312Henry has always been played by an adult white guy and Eleven was originally played by an 11yo white girl
>>216920263on the other hand he can't be a very good teacher since I don't imagine that theoretical wormholes are in the standard curriculum for an 8th grade science class
>>216920183why is there a boundary at all, shouldnt a wormhole just be a instantaneous blend of 2 points in space
Will "faggot" Beyers
>>216920544okay Henry
>>216920523Anon wormholes don't exist in irl lifeThey can just make up whatever rules they want
>>216920523stop. asking. questions.
>>216920355>>216920386>>216920441>>216920449But I don't really see how this is necessarily evil. You have Henry, the military and the protagonists vying for the same thing, but they are all just as "evil". The protagonists straight up ice people all the time, I don't see how they are any different from Henry, except that Henry has pretty valid reasons.
>>216920306little slutthe bbc thing is just a phase though
>>216920596Henrys incel speech in the lab after he killed a dozen children was really laughable
>>216920523Wormhole with walls or without still connects to points in the space.
The amount of bad press and reactions that these volumes are getting makes me unironically interested in this new season.Is this more of a trainwreck than the last season of GoT was in 2019? Or is it just really fucking boring
>>216920523>>216920575wormholes were always just Albert Einstein improvizing some bullshit to try to apply relativity to the inside of black holes.
Madwheeler bros assemble!
>>216920575they exist as theoretical models, they just havent been discovered.
Will
>>216920625its just boring and disappointing. GoT crashing and burning was much more apocalyptic but also more of a fun cultural moment.
>>216920183They're really fucking everything up with this wormhole retcon.The continuity is in shambles.Like who created the wormhole? Where did the exotic matter come from? The upside down is frozen on the day Eleven opened the gate in Season 1 (even though she banished Henry to the upside down before that). But that means the notes they found on the wormhole predate the gate opening.Why does Brenner have notes about a wormhole if he's in the business of making psychic human weapons?
>hey guys, stop preparing for our final mission (that we have limited time to prepare for) to listen to my son struggle to say he's gay for 5 minutes.
>>216920652CoolSo they don't exist
>>216918852Natalia smokes cigarettes so shes aged at 2x speed.
>>216920578if vecna was created as part of the exotic matter whatever bullshit then the jeetas plan makes no sense bc theres nothing stopping ppl from making a new vecna
>>216920677Also cocain, so 4x
>>216920621where do the walls go to? 4th dimensional space? if so then why are the physics normal in the wormhole which is obv also extra dimensional
So why were Steve and Dustin even fighting? Felt very forced honestly.
>>216920652>>216920676they've basically been ruled out at this point. the current guess is that the inside of a black hole is a new universe now, and not because there is a "wormhole" that leads to them. https://youtu.be/71eUes30gwc?si=CLou96utbREAC2BD
>>216920625>Is this more of a trainwreck than the last season of GoT was in 2019? Or is it just really fucking boringThe latterGoT was getting trashed for having monumentally baffling decisions like the Night King jobbing to Arya and Dany going mad for no reason, ST doesn't really have an equivalent to any of that yet, as of right now its just a bunch of time wasting bullshit
>>216920646she's ugly
>>216920717because Steve rightfully pointed out that Eddie died for nothing
>>216920676i mean you could say that about a lot of quantum physics and even chemistry, some biology even evolution. youre just resorting to empricism ad absurdum
>>216918235Also when Holly does escape she almost plunges to her death until Vecna snatches her again and everybody is pissed at him for doing that. Would you have preferred he just let her keep falling?
>>216920619Why was it laughable and an incel speech? He was locked up in a lab, experimented on, and when he saw the same happening to someone else he wanted to join forces and to create a better world using their powers? Only after when he was horribly disfigured and he was cast into the Abyss did he start doing all the upside down stuff.
>>216920661I mean he's the 2nd or 3rd most powerful person there. You can either have Murray stand around being useless or get Will in full neck snapping mode.
>>216920720>kikegurzsegtok so nothing you said is true
>>216920596Henry killing children that were created by using his blood and could help to defeat The Mindflayer.Military just wants to create psychic miliatry corps by doing ethically very bad things to their own human race. I think Dr. Kay is going to killed by her own men just because she lied to them that Eleven is the cause of all of it and they are starting to see it.
>>216920661Will explains to his mother why this is important.His fears make him weak against Vecna so he has to confront them. As strange as it sounds, coming out of the closet so his friends can accept him are genuinely battle preparations.Of course he didn't tell the rest of the group this context so they'd be a little confused why he's bringing this up now.
What a poignant breakup scene, I can't possibly see why they'd need to clarify what happened here
>>216920655>>216920738Disappointed, guess that I'll wait for the last episodes to come out and make my call. Thanks.
why do glass bottles stop demogorons but not bullets?
>>216920676You do realize that 95% of physics is theoretical at first, after which it's proven through experiments? The main issue is that our engineering and mechanical skills lag behind, for example it's hard to prove gravity, since the force is so incredibly weak that we simply don't have the tools to be able to measure it.
>>216920779the bit later in the video about how the universe is large and dense enough that it is inherently a black hole is just based on observation. but of course its kurzgsegat so its buried under a load of "imma science the shit out of this" garbage.
>>216920837thats retarded
>>216920751I meant even before that, Dustin was being a huge asshole to him for no reason
>>216920829A kick from a black teenager stops them too
>>216920820I don't think the last episode (singular) is going to be meaningfully different from the ones currently released. there isn't the potential for anything truly insane because the existing writing is so safe. characters we already knew were gay coming out is par for the course.
>>216920482So Dimension X is a planet with only Mind Flayer living on it?
>>216920717Because Steve has told the cold truth to the Dustin's face about the reason why Dustin is mad about Eddie's death and why he is trying so much to hurt himself. The thing that no one has the courage to voice to Dustin.
>>216920717Forced drama, Dustin losing his shit for Eddie for fucking 2 years was an exaggeration, he only knew him like 6 months
>>216920820yeah it's mostly just stale. I swear to god every other conversation is like 10 minutes of exposition.
>>216920832>for example it's hard to prove gravity, since the force is so incredibly weak that we simply don't have the tools to be able to measure itlol wut
>>216920869Oh, there's only one episode left?
>>216920855relativity (which is definitely correct) is also very retarded, far more retarded than hollywood is really able to convey. the dumb science in movies is actually a dumbed-down version of something that sounds even more retarded when you try to explain the reality.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Length_contraction
The demogorgon in the russian prison could kill 4 fully grown men in seconds but is helpless vs a 16 year old black kid in Nikes
>>216920829Bad writing
>>216920913they take out multiple armed soldiers but then gets wouned by a drunk wine mom. they're frauds
Reminder Robin is the single worst addition to the series>Will wasn’t originally gay. He was just sensitive as stated by Joyce in season 1. This was also why she divorce raped his father because the guy kept calling him a fag.>Steve gets cucked by Jonathan in season 1/2.>Season 3 comes along and Robin is introduced to the series to be Steve’s new girlfriend.>Dumb bitch actress somehow convinces the Dumbfuck bros to make her a lesbian instead for leftist brownie points.>They do leaving our boy Steve all alone yet again.>This is why the Nancy, Jonathan, and Steve love triangle bullshit reemerges because what the fuck else are they supposed to do with him?>Then in season 4 we start seeing Will being ‘gay’ in full force because the Dumbfuck bros thought they could double dip on gay rep.>This is all in addition to Robin being the most grating character to listen to and looking like a crackhead like Nancy and Jonathan.Worst character period.
>>216920882DemogorgansDemodogsDemobats
>>216920903yeah but its double-length. I'm already dreading trying to get through it.
Even my normie sister in law who’s liked every previous season hates this season. It’s over. 0 cultural impact after the finale impeding.
>>216920905are you trying to say the universe is a blackhole because from a certain irrelevant 99c perspective it could be length contracted to make it seem like the mass is concentrated? because thats wrong
>>216920903Correct
>>216920923honestly my only issue with her aside from her being yet another pointless character is the lead-up to the whole "she's gay" twist reveal makes no sense.the way she told the story initially to Steve makes it very fucking clearly sound like she was into Steve and he didn't notice her. Anybody would take the story like this, and nobody would tell the story like that unless they were intentionally trying to frame it like that. it's told that way purely just to trick the audience only for her to then go "oh no actually I was interested in the girl" as the twist.
>>216920936the dogs seem to just be adolescent versions of the gorgans
>>216920900Consequences aren't causes numb nuts.
apparently the season cost upwards of 450m$ where is the money even going. Also they took 3 years to write a story this shit? How is this even possiblr
>>216920923Robin was a good idea, it's more about Maya grooming the Goofers into her woke shit that snowballed into the garbage we have todayIf Robin stayed straight as it was initially intended then the show could have been astronomically better
>>216920959no, in the video they eventually explain that the universe has to be a black hole because its dense enough that it ought to contract into a point mass (and in fact would, were it not for what we're currently calling "dark energy", which makes it expand). so the logical conclusion is that it IS a black hole but being inside a black hole makes stuff look different, like its expanding instead of contracting, because time, or something. I quoted the Length Contraction wiki to give an example of something equally retarded yet not even controversial: stuff gets squished when it moves fast. there's even a quote from Einstein where he basically says yes, that really happens or it doesn't, depending on who is observing it. that's where physics has been for a while, its not an attempt to annoy you.
and if I le could, I'd make a deal with gawd
How about some things you DID like about this awful season>Nancy and Jonathan's "break up" scene was well acted by both of them, even if the writing was terrible>MBB's acting when she discovered Hopper's suicide vest was also goodI think that's it for me
>>216921027>where is the money even goingCGI
>>216920162And that's not even its normal form
>>216921101I like Holly
>>216921172kys
>>216921101karen's mascara facekaren hiding in the tubkaren.
>>216921172She has a very Little Red Riding Hood or Alice in Wonderland vibe going on.
Be honest, if your best friend came out as gay and hinted that he wanted to fuck you what would your honest reaction be? Only straight anons reply please.
>>216921065so its a black hole because it might be one day and if observed physics werent as they are. so its completely retarded pseudointellectual masturbation like most of qm
>>216921190Calm down, Goldberg, that poster could be black.
>>216921207okay Ted
>>216921101I like that I can watch it on 3x speed in VLC
>>216920923>>216921033S3 Robin was a great character. Then since Maya made her gay, the writers made her quirk chungus. It’s all Maya’s fault.
>>216921172bye pedophile
Vecna’s a retard. Why’d he even kidnap holly? Go kidnap another kid. Not the sister of one of the gang members trying to hunt you down.
>>216921232no, its literally always been a black hole lmaouniverses are what the inside of black holes looks like. black holes in our universe are also universes. you can't travel to them because an event horizon leads directly to a big bang. but yes its basically unproveable masturbation.
>>216921101Dustin and Steve.Nancy's and Jonathan's break up scene.Will using hiveminds powers in the 4th and the 5th episodes.The whole Turnbow Trap episode.The kidnapping of Holly.Karen being the terminator.Robin's first time heart felt speech with Will.Vecna
>>216921283Does he actually even know Mike exists? He was in California for 4 and practically non existent in 2 and 3.
>>216921283Why did he kidnap Holly first so far ahead of the others anyway? Why didn't he just kidnap all the kids at once?
>>216921300how does a point mass magically create a universe inside a universe and generate a separate law of physics
>>216919100Emma is 35 and still looks okay in her latest public appearances. I guess she was on vegan diet + dehydrated, because she doesn't look that haggard anymore. Maybe the negative reaction got to her and she started taking care of herself again.
>>216921172Based.
>>216921283>why did he kidnap holly
How did Henry even get his powers to start with?
I hope Ted shows up last minute and says something cool like>"Who invited this bozo?"to vecna/the mindflayer, and then hits him in the face with a golf club
>>216921343it seemed like he was planning to take them one at a time like Holly, but then the military nabbed them all up so he grabbed the rest simultaneously
>>216920923Ehh I think Will was probably always gay, or at least, it was a natural direction for him to go. When Joyce talked about him to Hopper the first time she talks about how he’s not like the other kids (which you could take to mean weird) but it overall makes sense. Now, should it be a focal point of the endrun of this thing? Absofuckinlutely not.
>>216921421This but it's the Chad Ted from the premiere without the glasses
>>216921343Didn't other kids also disappeared before Holly?I won't bother re watching this shit but I'm sure other kiids were kidnapped too and they just forgot about them later
>>216921407he was raped
I feel sorry for Millies kid. Imagine tracking mud through the house only to look up and see this expression as you interrupt her eating your adopted dads asshole
>>216921407The answer is in the suitcase.
>>216921441I vaguely recall Holly disappeared first that's why she was in the house alone, then the military took the other kids, and he just took them all at once.I don't know why he didn't just take them all at once to begin with.
>>216921407he sniffed mindflayer dingleberries from a brief case he found in a cave
>>216918759>>216918622how did she age 50 years in <10?
>>216921348>magicallyI mean no one said anything about magic. relativity and black holes were already super fucking weird. >universe inside a universewhy shouldn't universes be inside each other.
>>216921407Whatever was in that briefcase probably.
>>216919739You are a disgusting freak if you think those plump, pink lips are kissable.
>>216918123It's obviously not going to be heaven because the show is made by kikes who don't believe in heaven
Why does Henry spend so much time in this season doing the dramatic Michael Myers slow walk towards whoever is in the scene with him? Is he stupid and he forgot he has telekinesis?
>>216921584No, she's going to survive and live there, who the fuck said anything about heaven?
>>216921592stop asking questions
>>216921592>Why does Henry spend so much time in this season doing the dramatic Michael Myers slow walk towards whoever is in the scene with him?Le homage
>>216921607To be fair my initial thought when I heard the Iceland shit was it was her dying image of her and Mike, them just deciding to use it as a fill in for the UD does make more sense though.
>>216921592He's a theatre kid.
>>216921592Aura farmingThis whole season is all about Aura farming, hype moments and trauma dumping so people can make edits and tiktoksCoherence? Logic? WHO GIVES A SHIT!
>>216921607I think she might stay in the Upside Down since it's her creation and rebuild it into a beautiful land. No military, she can see her friends.
>>216921592Sub consciously fighting back the mindflayer’s mind control. You’d know this if you’d watched the play.
>>216921700yellow fever faggots never recovered from this image
>>216921746I'd never recover from that ass on my face
>>216920655got turned to shit well before season 8. it didn't crash and burn so much as it just caught on fire about half way through season 3 and then the fire went out when joffrey was gone and there was nothing left to hold it together with damage control anymore and it just was a pile of smoldering ash and charcoal
>>216921738This Will Turner ending would be fucking retarded
>>216921492>why shouldn't universes be inside each otherfor one because this theory requires separate laws of physics per sub universe
>>216921738sounds like nontent
>>216920625>The amount of bad press and reactions that these volumes are gettingNot really, it's only Bylers screeching, the reception has mostly been good
>>216920619Yeah it was cringe>people have RULES and SCHEDULES>I don't like RULES and SCHEDULES
>>216920717steve was too good to just knock some sense on his autistic friend
>>216921328of course he does hes been mind raping will for years he knows all about him
>>216921832>the reception has mostly been good
>>216920762Anon, do you remember when he killed his whole family BEFORE he was locked up?
Holly gonna have some trauma after this
Why do the Duffers have such an oral fixation with this tentacle shit
>>216921875>Vecna has seen all the wet dreams Will has had involving Mike
>>216921101Steve telling Dustin that his friend died for nothing
>>216918873Ted Wheeler looks like THAT?!
>>216921106Why does it look like shit then?
A lot of people are trashing on the gay coming out scene, im not defending faggotry but i have to explain the narrative motive behind itWill in his last mind rape session with vecna was showed a future where he was alone and abandoned for coming out to everyone that he was gay because this is how mind battles are “won” in stranger things, you project doubts and fears into that persons mind until theyre overwhelmed with fear and doubt, mentally weakening them to where they at that point become playdough in your hands (at this point vecna typically crumples you), eleven wins these battles usually through the power of friendship and sheer autistic angerWill had to have this coming out scene to everyone so that it would once and for all dispell his fear and doubts that this abandonment outcome would never ever happen and now he has the literal mental fortitide to face vecnaOnce again im not defending fag shit im just explaining the why of it, it all probably couldve been executed way better
>>216921920It's art. You wouldn't get it. Also, someone make a new thread already.
>>216921920They are faggots who were raped when they were kids and now they are using this show to project they faggotry
>>216921875>>216921924>Holly got kidnapped ahead of time because he was sick of that dream of Will Mike and Hoppers handcuffsIt makes way too much sense he was sharing a basement with his brother and couldn't jack off.
>>216922055based rape
>>216921914>>216921914>>216921914
>>216922009Oh yes, he a very sexy man.
>>216918579>Dustin, Max, LucasStopped there. You made it too obvious and the rest of your post is redunded.
>>216921888When did that happen?
>>216922055They aren't, one of them is even married and has a kid.
I’d love to see a compilation of all the times someone had a eureka moment and explained their brilliant idea using props.
>>216922643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb7ka0yn43M
>>216922206>one of them is even married and has a kid.Millie adopted a kid. That's different
>>216918235Remember when the GOT writers found out their next gig and had to finish up the last season? Yeah....>>216918579Steve, Dustin, Harbour, Winona did fine. Winona finally stopped acting with only her eyes in her stupid Oscars meme shit from years ago.I think Will has killed his career with that amazing 15m woke waste.>>216919431I liked it until S3 desu
