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>>216921914
>Leave Vecna to me

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>>216922110
I'd unpropose to her

sex with steve

>>216921914
is this real? lmao

>Dustin, Max, Lucas, Steve, Nancy, Vecna
Solid performances all around, can probably have a career after this.
>Mike, Eleven, Will, Kali
Awful, wooden, will not have much of a career in the future.
>Murray
Not sure if it's just the writing and the character being completely shoehorned in, but easily the worst character this season.
>Robin, Jonathan
Ok, good moments here and there. Might be an issue of not really being given much material.
>Hopper, Joyce, Dr. Kay
Just here to collect a paycheck. Winona Ryder and David Harbour are probably the best actors here, so it's extra apparent that they're just completely phoning it in this season.
>Holly, Delightful Dustin
Probably doing the best work this season, obviously it's always hard to tell with child actors, but I could see both of them building decent careers off of this.

>>216921914
Killing zogbots is cool

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>if only you knew how bad things really are

Who's hot this season?

robin could easily get her life force back if she just has sex with steve

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>>216921914
>s1 An OK shot compared to Jonathan
>s5 Time to commit treason and domestic terrorism

>>216922075
You fucking moron. LMAO.

>>216922172
Why are people online pretending to see when people use botox? It just paralyzes the muscles in the face, so that they have less wrinkles. Are they so dumb that they mean something else and heard of botox and are now just mixing these two together?

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>the upside down isnt an alternate reality but just the inside of a wormhole bridge
>somehow makes even less sense than just being a mysterious alternate reality
Is this actually the worst retcon of all time?

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I can't with this show. I'm going back to watch season 1

>>216922189
Lucas is like Kevin Hart height, there aren't enough roles for black midgets.
Murray is a literal Mossad spy, and there are plenty of roles for him.

>>216921914
What the fuck. They're just going full ACAB.

>>216922149
my eyes glazed over during this scene and i started looking at my other monitor. i only started paying attention when i heard "unpropose" and i was like wait wtf just happened? and then i didnt care enough to go back and find out because i figured it didnt matter and their relationship is a footnote in the plot anyway

Vecna/Harry is such a terrible main villain I can't even understand what I'm watching. I was waiting for some type of twist but nope nothing.

this is the worst show ever made

>>216922262
All cops are bad. It is only because of cops that we have non whites.

>>216922267
>The Duffers have confirmed that Nancy and Jonathan have broken up
why didn't the show do that then?

>>216921914
I just want finale spoilers so i don't have to watch it if i don't have to

What the fuck is with the kids suddenly developing a cult and repeating each other

>>216922277
She had that disgusting smile in the left pic too. Why are people pretending that she was hot at some point? She was always ugly as shit

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>>216921914
DAILY REMINDER EPISODE 8 WILL END IN A GIANT CGI BOSS FIGHT INVOLVING REDEEMED VECNA AND THE GIANT MINDFLAYER

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>>216922355
Ozempic'd

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Eleven in a bikini would save the show

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>>216922223

>leave vecna to barb

>>216922223
>right: my balls on november 30th
>left: my balls on december 1st

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>>216922355
this is like Jennifer Grey getting a nose job, way to ruin your career

>>216922340
The actual fight bit of the epilogue is only 90 minutes. The rest of the 2h10 run time is the epilogue. You mean to tell me they're redeeming uncle bad touch in an hour and a half?

>>216922275
Reminder that the canon reason that Henry himself provides for killing his whole family and everything afterwards is
>people have RULES and SCHEDULES
>I don't like RULES and SCHEDULES

>>216922379
This but 4 seasons ago

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>>216922211
Um ... Timmy bros??

>>216922395
Isn't it cause of some random guy in the cave that tried to kill him now?

>>216922379
Fat mound

>>216922355
Skeleton. Knew a guy like that irl. It's like a giant whale woman with "huge tits". Doesn't count. Same with this retard who's just skin and bones. Nice "abs", bro. He's just super skinny and dehydrated.

Vecna's speech before sacrificing himself to defeat the mindflyer
>I'm sorry everyone...I was only evil because I'm gay and the white patriarchy told me it was a bad thing
>If only I had supportive friends like Will does, then I could've told the world my truth and wouldn't have been lead down the path that turned me into an incel

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It'd be funny if this asshole somehow shows up last minute to ruin whatever Dustin's trying to do

>>216922379
She's already making ads for Dubai. She's a toilet for Arabs.

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>>216921914
Is this the exact moment when Stranger Things finally jumped the shark?

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>>216922433
Wasn't she like 11 back then?

>>216922453
He didn't mention it to El in the lab after he killed all those kids. Must have slipped his mind.

>>216922395
im thinking it still might be Matthew Modine and the government but im losing hope

>>216922441
ok Khajil, put down the Jenkem

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>>216922441
>Timmy

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>>216922503
Did I stutter?

>>216922465
Powershitter cope. Lean is law

>>216922494
No. The first scene with Erika playing the intelligent black girl was when it became irredeemably retarded.

How the fuck did Murray get a truck that was tipped over for a long time to start again

>>216922503
Technically, I think she is still Eleven.

>>216922594
That's not lean, fat.

>>216922610
Jewish hubris. Same reason he's able to repeatedly work as a Jewish merchant driving to and from a quarantined town.

>>216922189
>max
Hell no. Her and Will have some of the worst overacting I have ever seen it is unbearable to watch. Watch any scene with max, she is constantly moving her head and eyes like she's a fucking animatronic.

>>216922236
google what lip filler means. it's not botox

>>216922189
Every single kid actor is terrible. Somehow they got worse over the years. The only good actors are Hopper and Joyce.
Lets be honest, nobody watches ST for the acting.

>>216922677
Will literally can't act at all, he was just a casting choice gone wrong

>>216921914
I don't care girls with guns is sexy to me

Reposting from last thread

A lot of people are trashing on the gay coming out scene, im not defending faggotry but i have to explain the narrative motive behind it

Will in his last mind rape session with vecna was showed a future where he was alone and abandoned for coming out to everyone that he was gay because this is how mind battles are “won” in stranger things, you project doubts and fears into that persons mind until theyre overwhelmed with fear and doubt, mentally weakening them to where they at that point become playdough in your hands (at this point vecna typically crumples you), eleven wins these battles usually through the power of friendship and sheer autistic anger

Will had to have this coming out scene to everyone so that it would once and for all dispell his fear and doubts that this abandonment outcome would never ever happen and now he has the literal mental fortitide to face vecna


Once again im not defending fag shit im just explaining the why of it, it all probably couldve been executed way better

>>216922646
He's got glowies on the payroll obviously and they get a piece of the action too. Murray can get girls and ladyboys for them

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oh that was the context of this scene

>>216922720
There is a funny behind the interview he did where talks about getting the offer for the role while he's at a Jewish summer camp, and says he had forgotten who Will even was because it had been so long since he auditioned. They should have dropped him right then, but they were dead set on hiring a Jewish kid to play Wynona's son, since she was the lead actress.

The tentacle scenes all feel tasteless. Isn't it supposed to be a reference to facehuggers? Literal rape demons? Why are they gratuitously showing it onscreen?

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>saves your dying show

I’d love to see a compilation of all the times someone had a eureka moment and explained their brilliant idea using props..

>>216922717
kind of agree. Steve is good, Will and Karen had some chemistry in the last episode as well even though the dialogue was heavy-handed, Gelman might be the best actual presence (sorry Hyde fag). Hopper has sucked since season 1.

>>216922796
why do her two front teeth overlap

>>216922677
This. Max is terrible.

>>216922786
>he was sucking off every uncut jew dick at camp that year

kinda gross desu

So... Derek's family are definitely dead by now right?

>>216921914
Holy shit this show keeps getting worse.
How are professional military guys not able to take out a teenage girl with very limited shooting experience?
They should all have been killed.
Murry should have been shot the moment he entered first gate, and Nancy should have been shot the moment she took the first shot

>>216922796
And they're going to pair her up with Josh, a black boy. Netflix unironically cannot help themselves.

Wow, just browsing the catalog and seeing OP .webm thank fucking god I dropped this turd in season 1 and didn't continue watching this CW tier trash. How is this shit so popular?

>>216922798
I got you bro

https://youtu.be/Zb7ka0yn43M?si=IwBYQDYriG0yRv9M

i haven't watched part 2 yet but it must be bad if even reddit is bashing it

>>216922843
>uncut jew dick
what?

>>216922856
No, nobody dies in this show. If the parents didn't die to receiving on screen explicit life ending injuries from the Demogorgon, the family is not going to die off screen.

>>216922856
who?

>>216922858
>How are professional military guys not able to take out a teenage girl with very limited shooting experience?
US military legally cannot shoot anyone in a vehicle operated by a Jewish driver. It's part of their training.

>>216922856
Robins nurse gf mentioned something about wtf is going on with Robin committing a crime and drugging their family. Safe to assume they woke up and got to the hospital. Pay attention zoom zoom.

>>216922149
Jonathan was always a cuck.
I'd expect he would get a heroic sacrifice to save Nancy, but they didn't even give him that.
>>216922172
She can't act, I really do not get why Netflix keeps giving her major show/movies.

Only good actors are Steve and Henry. The rest I never want to see in another show or film ever again.

>>216922906
The girlfriend is under the impression that Robin took all those drugs herself.

>>216922236
People say she's got Botox because her forehead doesn't move in scenes

>>216922887
we haven't seen Lyin Ted though

>>216922937
AV teacher seems decent, in a limited role.

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>everything else is so bad, no one is talking about this garbage
Even my wife cringed when she "dressed down" her officer. Worthless character, should have had the black guy as the top military brass.

>>216922858
>Murry should have been shot the moment he entered first gate, and Nancy should have been shot the moment she took the first shot
Yeah Murray not getting shot was worse. He should have been shot and killed immediately. The whole area should be on high alert. Not just having 1 person stationed outside and everybody inside.
The writers were probably like oh shit we need to get everyone back in the upside down how do we do that?
>lazy girlboss scene happens

>>216922918
There is a sound leak where Lucas, Mike and Dustin shouts "Nancy"and adds "Nancy help!, "NOOOOOOOOO!".

>>216922975
I genuinely forgot the whole point of their operation was for them to use extradimensional super weapons on the Russians because of the Duffers still seething over the Red Scare.

>>216922975
Is this the worse nothingburger 80s nostalgia bait character ever?

>>216922981
Eleven is obviously bending the path of incomming bullets away from her friends and guiding their own shots outward. Try looking at the screen next time instead of only glancing up from your phone every few minutes.

>>216922975
completely forgot this character existed

>>216922110
those are some impressive effects. It looks almost lifelike

>>216923033
>Implying the duffer brothers wouldnt have 10 close up shots of Eleven and her bleeding nose

>>216922981
>Yeah Murray not getting shot was worse.
In the entire history of the US military, no soldier has ever killed a Jew without being drawn and quartered.

>>216923055
what is this from?
also, what is aura farming?

>>216922975
Dude terminator

>>216922856
if derek got out i don't see why his family couldn't

>>216922975
She had like 3 scenes total and is also way in over her head, I expect her to die pretty quickly on the last episode

>>216922975
>has spent literally the entire season thinking some ugly girl is the one behind everything going on
Actually the most stupid fucking character in the entire show.

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>>216922937
Holly is good though

>>216923128
She will get redeemed and singlehandedly take down a demi thing.

>>216922891
you read my post

>>216923018
>blunt military officer who wants to ruin everyones fun and take away the special magical character for no good reason and keeps getting away because they don't understand the main conflict of the story
Yes this is an 80s trope that is especially bad because it NEVER DIED so it's not even an 80s trope it's just a fucking cliche

>>216923145
>take down a demi thing.
Oh wow, watch out!

>>216923104
qrd why you can't google "aura farming"?

So apparently there are 5 deaths next episode. My guesses:
1) Vecna
2) Khali
3) Eleven
4) Steve
5) Dustin to uphold the suicide pact he made with Steve

>>216923104
>what is aura farming?
Zoomer lingo for actions done for the sake of looking cool or intimidating. Like Vecna approaching his victims slowly instead of just using his powers to end the encounter immediately.

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>>216922302

I honestly can't believe there's just one episode left. I really didn't expect this to be the weakest season yet with just some big "I'm gay" moment before the final battle.

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>can just drive will around until he gets goosebumps
>instead risk your life to fetch the corpse of an interdimensional demon creature from a military base (off screen) so you can electrocute it with a radio tower

>>216923159
>So apparently there are 5 deaths next episode.
Source?

>>216923159
>apparently there are 5 deaths next episode
source?

>>216922796
>Anon, no time to explain, get in
WWYD?

>>216923104
grok

>>216923187
My cousin said so

>>216922861
Lightbulb headed kid at that, fucking funny, they cannot help themsleves

>Bridge at 6.1 on imdb
At this rate it'll be the lowest episode, lower than the ep where it introduced number 8's gang

>>216923159
>5 deaths next episode
Damn Nancy is machine gunning more unnamed members of the US military?

>>216923179
>some big "I'm gay" moment
It's so obvious that they wanted that moment to be the big, iconic moment of the season and maybe even the entire franchise. The series long closeted gay character coming out to his friends. But EVERYTHING about it was awful. The acting. The writing. The composition. Having EVERYONE there. It's become a meme even on the normalfag centric sites like reddit that would normally cry about shit like that.

>>216923142
bye pedophile

>>216923159
They will kill off Vecna (obviously) and Indian girl (safe and cheap kill). Everyone else will survive.

>>216923159
Vecna dies, but Henry survives when he denounces right wing extremism and incel culture.

>>216923159
>So apparently there are 5 deaths next episode.
These are confirmed
>Kali
>Vecna
>Dr Kay
I think Murray is the fourth. Not sure about the fifth. Steve and Dustin don't die, the epilogue scenes already leaked.

So if Will is capable of creating tunnels if he puts his mind to it why don't they do that to sneak around?

>>216922861
>just keeps repeating it every thread

>>216923142
This

>>216923266
Because it makes the Holly creeps mad.

>>216923158
He's a braindead zoomer, that's why.

>>216923159
Vecna, the mindflayer, the Indian, Linda Hamilton, the other military guy.

>>216923238
It was filmed for 12 hours with several takes and it's still cheesy

Should have had him outbound the closet by season 4

>>216923261
Same reason El, who only has a tiny bit of the powers Henry has, was somehow able to defeat him in S4.

>>216923266
>Timmy endlessly seething
Many such cases!

>>216923261
stop asking questions

>>216922465
kys fatty
>>216922594
based lean bro

>>216923282
It's more annoying than anything. They're obviously setting her up with Derek. .Or she'll be gay.

>>216923159
If that's true, then it'll probably be Steve because he is by far the most likeable character and the writers like cheap shit like that.

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'ell on 'log

So how do they resolve Elevens problem? Indian girl is right, as long as shes alive the gov will find her and drain her blood to make more Vecnas and Abyss. Theres no good ending besides having Eleven stay in the Abyss permanently with upside down wormhole cut close. But they wont do that because Jewflix will give ghe girlboss a hplappt ending. So what will happen?

>>216923228
Still fucking baffling to me that they dug back into the series to find some lore to explore... And they decided to pick the worst fucking episode of the series. No one was clamoring for an end to 8s story. Everyone was content with pretending the jeetshit backdoor pilot never even existed.

>>216923315
>They're obviously setting her up with Derek
This is cope. It has to be. Nobody genuinely believes they'll have the character meant to be the unlikable fat white guy get anything.

>>216923344
He'll lose all that in his redemption arc and be skinny by the time they're actually old enough. Remember, they're only 9.

>>216923389
Whoever keeps reposting this really needs to fix this image. When a bad guy becomes a good guy, it's a face turn not a heel turn.

>>216923389
Yes. It's pretty obvious.

>>216923238
It was so bad... I still can't believe they spent 12 hours torturing the cast for that, it wasn't subtle, heartfelt, smart or iconic. It was just memorable, and I think the biggest problem is that Will is such a weak character who has no one to talk to or a love interest, so no one really cares.

Why are they so ugly?

>>216923455
>who has no one to talk to
There's literally Joyce and Jonathan right there keep it at those 2 have Mike overhear it if its necessary he finds out and you're good

>>216923482
they were raped

Here’s how you do a coming out scene
>will plans to only tell his mum
>mike and a bunch of others walk in
>uh, actually maybe it’s best if everyone hears this
>they all walk in but don’t sit down
>will tries to say something but struggles
>mike looks at him says ‘will, it’s alright. you’re our friend. just say what you need to say’.
>then will looks at him and smiles. ‘I’m…I’m gay’.
>then everyone just kinda nods and stays silent for a brief moment before Mike says ‘that’s cool’ and a couple of others then follow up with ‘yeah that’s fine’ and ‘no shit’. Maybe one of them in the background has a slightly disgusted face as an Easter egg for homophobic viewers.
>will takes a deep breathe. Joyce hugs him for a moment. Then they all head off.

>>216923389
>gotta watch the play for a fucking streaming series to get the whole lore
Netflix should have aired a recorded version beforehand for season 5 then ffs

>>216922981
The scene should have played out without a single shot with Kali doing a mass hallucination on the military.

>>216923159
Vecna. Kali. Dr Kay. The leading military guy. The black military guy that got burnt (if he isn't already dead?)

Nobody established dies.

>>216923528
The reason for the play was some sort of faggy screen actor or writer strike.

>>216923182
They used the one that attacked his van.
There's a lot of stupid shit this season, but that wasn't one of them.

>>216923159
I would add Nancy to the list.

>>216923389
To be fair I'm starting to doubt half the lore and shit from the play is coming up its just going to be pointless trivia in most cases.

Are the duffers aware that they are essensially putting tentacle rape scenes right in front of the audience repeatedly? it's so gross.

>>216923499
Yeah but also Mike has been in autopilot for the entire season, it's just bizarre. He didn't even react to his Mom getting mauled and his sister kidnapped.

>>216923521
its called stranger cringe not stranger fags

Are the duffers aware that they are essensially putting terrible writing right in front of the audience repeatedly? it's so gross.

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>somehow the whole cast of Stranger Things™ has returned

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So because I didn't Fucking buy the DLC and go watch the play, I have to be in the dark on all the Season 5 backstory? What the Fuck!?

>>216923261
He was directing the demodogs, not digging with his mind

Im quite displeased with the way Eleven looks and would rather she not be onscreen.

>>216922856
Yeah, the parents were both drunk when they OD'd on the benzos and choked to death on their own vomit in transit. It's why they're so stiff when their corpses are being tied up and everybody's pretending not to smell the deathshit in their drawers. Tina died on the rug when Erika shot her up with enough to kill their whole class. Delightful Derek is only alive because, like any gentleman of culture, he's jacked up on Mountain Dew and the adrenaline of battling ghosts and goblins.

>>216923609
Everybody in the room knows that they are about to deliver some hot garbage

Eleven looks stupid in her diving suit. Also her face.

>>216923339
El is just channeling the mind flayer's powers, so once the link is severed they'll be gone

>>216923609
is this the ugliest cast ever so far for a top budget series?

>>216922877
I don't think he understands fully what was done to him or on whose orders, let alone to what end. Don't bother enlightening him, even if he's able to believe you, it won't benefit him to know.

>>216923622
She is such a bimbo.

>>216923159
So it's 5:
1. Dr. Kay.
2. Kali
3. Eleven
4. Nancy
5. Steve

>>216923609
Least they didn't give Will props when he was coming out
>you see the slinky represents my ass and the flashlight is Mi- I mean some guys dick. You guys following so far?

>>216922277
Faces of Meth? Did they have that back then?

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The show used to be about 4 kids who play D&D, then suddenly it's real and a magical 5th kid shows up to help them win the adventure. Totally cool.

Skip to season 5
>main 4 kids are barely involved
>here are about 28 main characters and they're all written the same way.
>They all make ironic quips, they all have eureka moments and explain using props
>the plot just goes from point to point following the latest eureka moment
>doesn't matter which character has them, or indeed who is even speaking because they're all just 28 mouths on one character.
>48 year old black girl says sassy shit
>45 year old man backs her up and is also sassy about it
>Cops and military fire full auto all the time, but they all have over pronounced trigger discipline because that's one gun thing Reddit DO know
>Nobody has a set role in the group
>They're all leaders and followers, depending on the scene. >All characters who "love" each other are horrible to one another and grimace at each other all the time
>the kids always know better than the adults
>the women always know better than the men
>None of the characters have an individual goal, they're all just appendages of the plot
>Next plot point is revealed about 3 seconds before it takes another tired hard left or right turn.

I have no idea how it turned into such slop, or why it's so highly rated

>>216921914
This scene was peak cringe but one with her mom and explosive washing machine was even worse and more absurd

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>>216923158
>>216923284
DISCUSSION? in a discussion thread!
FUCKING WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

>>216921914
The funny thing is that thin metal truck wouldn't stop the military grade FMJ, the plot armr made her the badass, in reality she'd have been shot dead in seconds.

>>216923528
Supposedly Henry's backstory plays a big part of the finale, so all the main points will likely be laid out.

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>>216923687
>is this the ugliest cast ever so far for a top budget series?
Not quite

>>216923159
That makes sense. The lil' blonde gets to be the star of any shark jumping spinoffs and take the BBC with her Mom while Wynona's kid takes cawk up his butt. All this while nobody watches

>>216923590
Agree, only the part of how Henry encountered The Mindflayer, the rest wouldn't be used.

how come everyone on this show so dysgenic and off-putting? (except steve)

>>216923734
>the women always know better than the men

Jonathan, Lucas and Mike becoming dumb yesmen to their women is peak of it
What a girlboss trash

>>216923609
except for that one

>>216923550
Someone will die blowing up the exotic matter ball.

>>216923521
>Murray leans over to Hopper and says
>"You owe me 20 bucks"

>>216923327
I need a daughterfu like holly

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>>216923734
>48 year old black girl says sassy shit
>45 year old man backs her up and is also sassy about it

>>216923789
This but to the theme of cooking by the book ft Lil' John

>>216923831
lucas sister and dustin

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>>216923786
>Nancy starts out as just the popular guys girlfriend
>She breaks up with him and starts to become her own person
>She becomes a journalist and steps into her own as a character
>She's now a weapons expert and professional girlboss who is never wrong
>Her main strength is being really loudly insecure around men, particularly whenever being questioned about anything
>she just knows and you need to just do what she says, and the plot agrees

>>216922875
This has been the case since season 1, it's not exclusive to this season

>>216923791
I think it's between Steve and Nancy. One of them is hojng to go it.

>>216923521
I'm just gonna pretend this is canon instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p58IeSgkPPE

>>216923831
I meant 8 and 45.
Point is the kids always know better and the adults are just there as a fake ID to enact the kids will

>>216923789
Why is he violating her throat? Sick show

>>216922328
Funny enough hes stronger on the left, he needs to eat poor lad.

>>216923734
I don't know man,I'm just watching because I must see this shit through. S5 has been a big let down so far with everyone there but Joyce and the Steve group being in autopilot.

>>216923780
Jonathan is because of drugs
Nancy is because of anorexia and drugs
Robin is very sure she’s vegan
Eleven is because of plastic surgery and big genes
Kali is because she’s Indian
Dustin literally has a medical condition
Mike and Murray have jew rat genes
Hopper’s just a fat fuck
Derek’s a fat fuck
Lucas and Erica are black
Max is a ginger
Joyce is old and I wouldn’t be surprised if her actress was an alcoholic
Will would look fine if they stopped giving him shit hairdos and undersized clothes

That just leaves Steve, the only normal and healthy looking person in the entire cast

>>216923871
Maybe. I was thinking Hopper with his suicide belt, but he's shown later talking to Mike.

I'm so glad I haven't watched anything new since 2005

>>216922975
Why the FUCK didn't Hopper kill this woman, or the other guy they interrogated? He has no problem murdering hundreds of nameless goons and putting that one scientist in the cupboard to get shot to death. Yet those two he just lets them live? Half their problems would have been solved by just killing them.

>>216923254
>epilogue scenes already leaked
what are they?

>>216923291
I think it was his own powers that sent him into the upside down/abyss

>getting his ass kicked
>panics
>powers act on theyre own to bail him out and GTFO of the situation
>sends him to hell

>>216923789
the duffers are legends for making this for us

>>216923930
She needed to still be in the series so she could manhandle her lanky 6'5 special ops lieutenant with brute girlboss energy

>>216923768
any cuties like Holly in the It show?

>>216922277
As you get older, your nose can start drooping especially if the bone structure doesn't support it or you have the kind of smile/teeth like she does. Wrinkles tend to happen as you age, made worse by sun damage and alcohol/substance abuse. So once you're in your thirties you can look a lot older than you are as the stuff you did in your twenties catches up with you.

>she's 27

What the fuck?

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>Kojimbo had nothing to say about Volume 2
wew

>>216923609
Man, Maya's face is rough.

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>>216923923
Dark is great. You're missing out

That Will coming out shit was cringe. These retards make misplaced jokes and quips 24/7 now but not one of them made a quip during Will's gay scene?
>So that's why you really like hot dogs
Come on.

>>216923732
Yeah, the Wehrmacht ran on it. Wikipedia pervitin, pilot's salt, panzerschokolade, etc. Hell, what do you think was in those vitamin shots that kept Hitler up for the last year of the war? Damn, that would actually have potentially been interesting, if they insisted on explaining everything, tie it back to those goofs, literally the origin of every American supersoldier program.

>>216924032
i dont care what this histrionic faggot is saying about thing

>>216923609
How many times was she vaxxxxxxed?

>>216924048
so cute and pretty :)

>>216924050
I will watching nothing! NOTHING!

>>216923867
Thats why dipped after season 1, people getting angry over crap like this will never not be funny.

https://youtu.be/QqVTTveZf7s?si=74JFzA00fUzfMhqv

Steve is fucked!

>>216923744
It means trying way too hard to look cool. Sorry he didn't answer your question, but I don't think he knew what it meant when he said it, just repeated it cuz he heard the other kids say it. Overall, I'd give the season a 6, maybe a 7, out of 10.

>>216923892
I also just want to finish it up, but I'd advise anyone to enjoy 1 and maybe 2, but then dip, the rest is so not worth it.

I can't believe vecna used will's gayness against him like that
master play

>>216924146
MADRE DE DIOS

>>216924146
>madre de dios!

>>216924161
the big twist will be that this is how AIDS started

>>216923789
Something something bun in her oven.

>>216922975
All the military characters suck ass including her and akers

>>216924180
>kikes would rather launder money than teach a kid how to ride a bike
many such cases

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>>216924146

>>216924224
Eddie died again?

>>216924032
Damn Kojima not saying anything about the slop really hurts

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>>216924180
Mike is a?

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>>216924250

>>216922189
Murray is kind of fine, as you said I dont know if its the writing or his acting but he has basically one style
>over the top borderline shouting with heavy sarcasm and name calling
I'm leaning towards it being the writing, the show is awkwardly shoving in comedy and stuff and breaking the flow of scenes

>>216924050
Last season was shit

>>216924161
>vecna wasnt gonna use will's gayness against him during the final battle
>he tricked will into coming out for the lulz

>>216924300
Much much better than this woke slop

>>216924265
Yes, especially because he'll yap about literally anything

>>216924146
FUCK, ANY MIRRORS?

>>216923939
Yeah, I don't buy it. It's just more girlboss shit, like granny hamilton throwing around a guy twice her size and a third her age.

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>>216924146

>reveal weird top floors melting and turning into plastic
>almost kills them
>never discussed or mentioned again
I feel like they should have at least hypothesised that maybe its being caused by this weird exotic matter or something, it feels like a fever dream they dont even talk about it

>>216924300
It was rushed but still pretty good. Just not as good as 1 or 2.

>>216924391
Bro, post a link

>>216924356
there isn't a single piece of moving picture media in existence that isn't woke slop

even silent films from 120 years ago were considered risque at the time.

if you want to be truly based and trad you need to give up entertainment media (and other surrogate activities) altogether

>who gave you this map
>YOUR MOM
Yeah alright. That got me.

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>>216924146
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>>216922223
barb seems like a end of the level boss character from a beat em up game

>>216924399
https://youtu.be/QqVTTveZf7s?si=a24gtGv2xP7pTIpj>>216924411

>>216924146
>down
is over, i missed it

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>>216924405
Lmao, your brain is fried

>>216924439
It got striked

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>>216924411
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>>216924465
ok libtard

>>216924405
trvke

>>216924439
they just blocked it again damn

>>216924456
Dam it!!!!!

>>216924395
why would the characters in this show question anything?

>>216924159
I'd say S3 is good enough to watch it and then dip afterwards, 4 and 5 are really not worth it.

Anyone got the image of the pregnant woman laying on the table? For research?

>>216924456
¡dios mio!

>>216924146
I fucking knew it, I fucking knew it!!!

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>>216924484
You don't even the meaning of woke

>Walls and floors are covered in writhing tentacles and who knows what else.
>lets roll around in them and fight each other
Come on bruh

>>216924544
why is she like this? where's dad?

>>216924439
Dude just upload it to sreamable, jeez...

>>216924556
People still defend it even though the duffers lampshade in text that shit doesn't make sense.
>randomly age up holly
>let's make a joke of it by having karen tell ted he doesn't know how old the kid is
>air in the upside down is toxic in s1
>have robin make a joke about it

you are gay and retarded. im woke to the JQ

>>216924465
where did it go wrong mbbros

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Got you senpaitachi, sorry for the shit quality, best I could do.

It went from a cool 80's horror fantastic show to a side character 's sexual orientation being a central plotline. I will not say anything because i am a decent human being but fuck this shit.

>>216922973
I dislike the Jews constant disparaging remarks towards him

>>216924643
Madre de Dios.

>>216924646
jannies!!!!! this is NOT holly!

>>216921914
Is this shit just astroturfed slop? I don't know anyone who watches it yet it's everywhere in the media.

>>216924646
>posting bestiality
real edgy

>>216924702
Tell me you only hang out with old dudes without telling me you only hang out with old dudes.

>>216924544
Gross body:confidence ratio

>>216924702
No it is really this popular

>>216924735
Her body is banging, you're just a fag

>>216923521
>Maybe one of them in the background has a slightly disgusted face as an Easter egg for homophobic viewers.
Does any one have a screen shot of the jeeta’s face during the scene? Also why did she have to be there? She’s never met the fag before

>>216922189
I hope Jaime gets better and more movies in the future. Dude is solid actor.

>>216922193
>if you knew how STRANGE things are
>>216922211
Kek. Based.
>>216922223
>she's a big girl
>4 u

>>216924577
she's a married woman. where's her husband?

>>216924180
>over 10 years old
>can't ride a bike
Wtd

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>when your best friend wakes up after being in a coma for 18 months

>>216924650
It's funny, because Mr Science is just as schlubby, awkward, and middle-aged as Murray, but pulls mad trim because he's enthusiastic and dedicated and contributes meaningfully to society, while Murray isn't allowed to be alone with any of the youngsters because everyone knows what Israelis do to children. He's jelly, bruh. Mad jelly.

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What was the point of him doing this?

>>216921914
They crammed too much in in every episode. This season should have been 16 episodes instead of 8.

>>216924544
she looks like she smokes cigarettes

>>216924223
>>216924266
>>216924794
I hope you're just trolling, but youtube and ig are filled with comments from retards who think this shit is serious. Not even the The Office silence and stare tip them off

>>216922277
She needs some calories, thats all

>>216924823
>tfw never have mbb as your gf and boss you around with her stinky cigarette breath
Why even live

>>216924643
I know they are going to kill Steve, I just know it.

>>216924807
le scary

>>216924807
Why is he scaring cute girls? What an asshole

>>216924807
needed an excuse to waste two months of filming and $5 million dollars

>>216924807
Looks like something from Buffy, special effects have degenerated so much.

>>216924643
I knew it was Steve . That pact mirrowed too Kali and El.

>>216924649
It's completely reasonable to recognize what they've done is retarded

my cock is still hard from jia lissa getting blacked :(

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>>216921914
How do a 25kg crackhead is able to shoot that so precisely and without recoil?

>>216924807
he's angry

>>216924807
aura farming

>>216925143
He tackled Dipshit Derrick just fine without reverting to One

>>216925053
as well as to acknowledge that fags are subhuman

>>216924807
they want to be silent hill so bad

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>>216925196

>>216923900
Will and Joyce actors are jews too. Max is beautiful, because gingers are sexy.

>>216925171
the devil shivers when the nice guy loses his temper

>>216925106
Same reason 25kg demogorgons no-sell it. 5.56