Still alive somehow editionprev >>216921635
Have you apologized yet, /tv/?
>>216930805>Where do I find a girl with this autism level?Obscure discords and forums. But they probably won't be that attractive
I plurbTherefore I am
reddit is fucking cooking on the plurb subreddits.
>>216931628>>216931646>Carol, we--I--thought you might like to post the zucchini from Ratatouille>We don't understand why you humans enjoy it so much, but it seems to bring joy to millions of people>The only one who objects is some angry incel beaner
>>216931434He already was several times in the finale>Carol, girlboss, flexes her knowledge of the plurb on the latinx chud while he remains stubbornly distant and defiant toward it>Uses her influence to bring him epic atom bomb while he sat on his ass scribbling in a notebookCarol GETS THINGS DONE!
>>216931628Manousos is symbolic for Jesus. He rejected the hive in the jungle like Jesus did Satan in the desert, and what he did with Rick mimicked an exorcism.
HEY LET'S TELL A STORY WHERE EVERY PERSON ON EARTH IS ONE CHARACTER SO NOTHING INTERESTING CAN EVER HAPPEN
>>216931902>WHAT DO WE DO THEN?>LETS HAVE SEX WITH IT
>>216931735merci docteur
>>216931628Her best look.
>>216931723>Carol Exceptionalism
>Hey remember better call saul?>Let's make a show 10x as boring with 10x the budget and 10x fewer things happeningIt's not even funny to meme anymore.
>>216931902>season starts>holy shit a new person who was hiding from the plurb is discovered >causes a bunch of ruckus>gets killed or whatever>season endsthey're doing the sopranos thing
I am also a failed alcoholic writer. Can I have a Zosia?
>>216931968>with 10x the budgetWhere did the budget go other than right into Vinces pocket?
>>216932093Also Rhea's pockets. All the other actors are pretty unknown, so he probably got them for cheap. This entire operation is just about enriching himself, his waifu and to create an endless supply of recordings of Rhea's feet.
>>216932158I'm working on a supercut that is nothing but Rhea's feet
>>216932175Oh my god, can't wait to watch it
>>216931902don't let them off that easy. there are plenty of interesting things you could do with the setting. also, there are 13 other characters but they made sure that most of them are uninteresting, one gets plurbed, one is an annoying cunt, one is an annoying cunt but brown, and the most interesting one only gets to drive a car for like 90% of his screentime
>>216932175Bravo Anon
>>216931872Mano is being played like a fiddle.
>>216932243>Boss… I’m gonna make ‘em give back our past! Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest until we do.
Snake would have saved that baby goat
>>216932175Thank you for your service. Godspeed.
>>216932243>>216932308So who is Ocelot? Koumba? Lol
So Zosia is from Poland, why the fuck does she turn up in rags, bloody and dirty in Morocco? It's never explored but surely this has to be part of the story later on, meaning Zosia is surely going to be unplurbed?
Why was Manousos discovered “later” by the hive? Did he got unjoined?
>>216931628I funny like it
>>216931628Great premise horrific execution. The show really does waste our time and doesn't deliver enough payoff in contrast. Has some fine plot points I don't hate it but man it leaves a lot to be desired, and 2 years for next season? Gtfo. I spent the last episode thinking about the harem I would put together and what I'd have them do. What is the hive mind's age of consent btw?
>>216932093renting big things like helicopters, planes, and large shooting locations, and all the associated costs to set up. the show is dreadfully dull but they obviously spent a ton of money on it. many such cases in this era!
>>216932889She could be doing some charity work as far we know.
>>216932923He was doing autistic stuff in his man cave and didn't notice the world was over. If it wasn't for that place, the world could end, as long as I have internet it would take me around a week to notice.
>>216931628How are these threads still going, there's nothing to talk about anymore
>>216931628>we got your stems, you is screwedNever trust a plurb. Kill 'em all.
>>216932923Lol >implying
>>216931902>Explain the Epstien client list and his links to Israel>Was JFK's assassination the result of conspiracy>Does X control the world>Was X a pysop>Explain all classifed opsetc etc
Who would be the first member of your Plurb harem?For me its pic related
I live next to a highway pretty sure im going to burn in a vehicle pileup once the joining happens
>>216933056What do you mean? We still have a wealth of subjects to discuss, such as which large breasted women we'd like to bang:>>216933090The well ain't dry yet
>>216933090I need a name or a code.
>>216933137Hikaru Nagihttps://www.reddit.com/r/Busty_JAV/s/q0VtEgyslJ
>>216933167>even with a codeInto jav library it goes, thanks.
>>216933090I'm a simple man with simple pleasures
>>216933090I wont think about sex. I’d probably just travel to Japan or each famous people’s houses and eat all the food I want. Maybe go to outer space for fun. Ask how many people jacked off to me.
They managed to make Carol into even more of a bitch, I'm impressed to the dedication.
>>216931993>the sopranos thingwhen did that happen in the sopranos
So I just started watching Fallout from S2E1The intro summarized season 1 just fineIt's actually a lot like Fallout New Vegas and even the old 2D FalloutsJust lots of little things. Like an encounter at Novac, and the general layout of a soup merchant looked exactly like Fallout 1This show might be ok
>>216933017this. i just kept thinking about what i would ask the plurb for.
>>216933246Trust the plan.Trust Vince!
>>216933167Breathtaking
Manos is just okay with taking an ambulance now?
>>216933322He listed it on his IOU lil nigga.
Have you ever thought how scary it is if one of the immunes is a Jewish person
>>216933322He's paying it all back after reversing the plurbin.And if not, he's going straight to jail even after saving the world
>cool place montage againWas it green screen of they blew all the budget on travel?
>>216933090Probably one of the teenage girls in my tiktok likes
>>216933353I wish they just use the bad green screen for the POV of the hive
>>216933089why do RETARDS misspell epstein
Those 9 episodes could have been 2 or 3.
>bring me every combination possible of 2 people who’s ages add up to 30
>>216932658Yeah Koumba also gives me the vibes he's gonna do some double crossings
>>216933406Because the English pronunciation does not fit the German spelling of "Stein"
>>216933465>mfw this guy was based and Karol was a huge hypocriteThat's women for ya.
>>216933513shut up bitch nigga it doesn't need to "fit," you're just retarded
>>216933353I think they blew most in episode 1, then they rented some airports and planes for unnecessary travel montages. Also building that whole cul-de-sac instead of just renting some houses probably took a few million too.
>>216933531You just know they’re seething at how much people like him and Vince is already devising things he can do in s2 to make him look terrible
>>216933237why would someone jack off to you, are you famous or something?
>>216933286Neither is Rhea Seehorn. I hope she doesn't bog out under the pressure.
>Rhea, it’s incredibly important for this show about the aliens taking over the world that we get a shot of you naked at the hot springs
>>216933571Too late for that she’s been BOGGED and WALLED since s2 of bcs
>>216931646TRVKEthe fact there is general for middle aged lesbian drama on /tv/ proves this place is worse than reddit
>>216933252Most seasons of the Sopranos have this pattern.Season 1>Uncle Junior>Ends the season under arrestSeason 2>Richie Aprile>Ends the season 6 feet underSeason 3>Ralph Cifaretto>Actually lives!Season 4>Ralph Cifaretto (still)>DiesSeason 5>Tony Blundetto>Shotty blast to the faceSeason 6>Phil Leotardo (actually introduced in season 5)>Dies
>>216933346why would it be scary
Have you considered what a de-plurbed world would look like? Let's be generous and assume everyone was "locked in", so they had some awareness during the time and don't need to be brought up to speed.>literally all food chains are gone except for HDP and "windfall", the worst food crisis humanity has ever faced>all leaders are gone, unprecedented95% of the population will die in the ensuing famine, wars, and general conflict
>>216933756Yeah, millions will die. Still better than suffering the plurb to live.
>>216933786Billions will dieIt's better than the plurb, I hope they just don't ignore that in the show
>>216933089this.
the plurbening happens irl and you're immune, what do you do with the plurbs at your command?
>>216933756This tells me there's not going to be a "they all get unplurbed" ending. Rather, Carol and Manousos escape and repopulate the planet with an unplurbed Zosia. Maybe they link up with the Sicilian dude.
>>216933756>NOOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE ECONOMY AND THE POLITICIANSKek. Your brain has been fried by propaganda. Things will probably be better off with a bit of a population culling and giving the soil an agricultural break and the atmosphere a break from the fumes
he is based. mano is also based but in a different way. carol is a bitch. the other survivors we saw are npcs especially the young girl.
>>216933851>Air Force 1 full of whores>vegas penthouse full of whoresThis guy literally wrote the blueprint but I’m surprised they don’t show him doing tons of cocaine because I feel like this type of person would do that
Does someone have the pic of the LATAM guy yelling?
>>216933907nah he has more class than that
>>216933851I make them build me a robot army and take all the nukes. Then i conquer the plurb and reverse the plurbening. Finally I will rule over human kind as a semi-benevolent (evil) ruler from my base on the moon.
>>216933910dis?
>>216933954>THE YELLOW DOG CHASE THE GREY CAT
>>216933954Perfect, thank you
what the fuck does manos need carol for? he traveled that far but for what?
>>216934032He need to use her phone
>>216933954>I AM LE ACTING!!!
>>216931723Yes Carol got manipulated, but at the end of the day, she’s still a rapist.
>>216933882both koumba and mano represent pro-hive and anti-hive mentality perfectly. should have the been the protagonists instead of that dyke
>>216934056koumba will turn the moment they start taking away his toys
>>216934056>>216934070Diabetes is explicitly anti-hive. This is shown when he was telling carol that he sarcastically declined letting them have his stem cells and told her they can’t get hers without consent
>>216934032He doesn't really. I think he hoped for more. Carol sounded much more useful and dedicated in her video broadcasts.She gave him some useful information about how the Plurb operate, but he could have figured that out on his own if he had just engaged with the Plurb a little. I guess he would have probably never learned about the other survivors or the stem cell treatment.
>>216933882>he is based.The correct play is>make the plurb stockpile all kind of resources and assets for you>cure the thing>you now are on topHe is not playing the long game
>>216934097He may be anti-plurbing but he certaintly wants the hive to continue serving him he does not seek mass unplurbing
>>216934097Yeah you could see in his face when he was watching her video he thought carol was some brave god-like woman because she had learned so much about the plurb - while he was too scared to even leave his officeThen he realises that she’s just a dumb dyke bitch when he meets herIt’s an allegory for never meet your hero’s
>>216934136You talkmbout diabetesThey talkmbout Manuelsos
>2 years till next season.Is this some new jewlywood scam, where the production tries to extract as much money from streaming services as possible?
>>216934204I dunno I think they would get more money of out me if they gave me a reason to stay subscribed instead of unsubscribing after only 9 episodes (2 billing months)
>>216933851Mars program. Gimme a big ass orion drive ship loaded with tons of prefab shelter stuff, soil, seeds, everything I need for a small self sustaining dome city, and I'm outta this shithole planet.
>>216934056>>216934070>>216934095Koumba and Carol have the same understanding of the hivemind. Koumba just doesn't care what happens to humanity. He isn't like the other NPC survivors who don't even understand why the Plurb is a bad thing. He will help out Carol's faction when it benefits him and he will sabotage them when it doesn't. Maybe he's a bit like the 6th Power Ranger who only shows up when he is needed the most and then buggers off again "Heh, I'm just passing through"
> could do literally anything on planet earth and this retarded faggot kills himself trying to go to mars
Get it? Because they sent her to gay conversion therapy!The whole show is a takedown of conservative homophobic boomer attitudes
>>216933851ask for my college crush to come in my room wearing a bikini and holding a bubl pump in her hand so i can finally indulge in my belly inflation fetish with her. then i tell her to fart the air out on my face after lubed anal sex.
>>216934331whoah really makes you think
>>216934204you guys use streaming services?
>>216934343Because of the hive mind, the entire planet would then know this is what you’re into
Pluribussy
>>216934204Apple pays $15 million per episode, leading to a total first season cost of approximately $135 million. It's obviously a scam by Vince.
>>216933056Nobody knows. It's a mystery
>>216934245>Planets and space are real, guise (((NASA))) and (((Elon))) told me so
>>216933851>Built a self sustained fortress-bunker>stockpile food for years >order the plurbs to mine the area around>order them to send me all the medical literature they can get>order them to give me all the medical data of their brains >order them to give me all the medical data of peoples brains pre plurbing >deal with them only via calls and video conferences >only one plurb at time if need to talk in person >wear a hazmat suit when near a plurb>a meeting room with isolation between parties >any thing that arrive after I reside in my fortress will have to be sterilizedI would use my time to unlock the secrets of unplurbing on my own while trying minimizing the risks, after all the plurbs are actively racing against the clock to plurb me as well.
>>216933851I tell them to make me a pair of modernized Lemat revolvers. Double action, 8 shots .38 special with a 12 ga secondary barrel. Make them golden with the Confederate flag engraved on the cylinder and portraits of General Lee and Stonewall Jackson engraved on the ivory handle, with leather holsters. Then i ask them to reenact all battles of the Civil War but make the confederates win. Also i fuck a chubby femboy im talking to on Discord.
>>216934372>Apple-san. We need another 10 million to rent a plane so I can have a 5 minute montage scene of a character we will never see again turning all four engines on one by one and taxiing the runway ready for take-off after completing the full pre-flight checklist. The show is dead without this scene
>bince need to write season 2.>release date: ->xince waking up at 1:30pm: ''*yawn*, don't feel like working today.''hravo qince
>>216934372The fact that they haven't even scheduled the work on season 2 yet is very sus to me. Also that the actors aren't bound down in contracts and are going to work on other projects.I think Vince didn't expect season 1 to be successful at all and just extracted as much money for himself and his crew as possible.
>>216934360technically only one mind knows right? i can just tell the plurbs to never disclose it to the other immunes.
So you’re telling me that you will do anything to make me, an immune person, happy?>yes of courseAnd you already mentioned that this take-over of the brains of everyone on planet earth is reversible right?>yes that’s correctIt would make me happy if you deplurbed everyone in the world apart from 1000 women of my choosing who come live in my compound and only follow my orders. Thank you *the end*
>>216934511I guess that would work as long as the other immune don't ask directly for it.
>>216934527>Oh, we won't do that because it goes against our biological imperative.
>>21693449210 minute montage scene of Vince waking up, yawning, scratching his ass, taking a shit, picking up a pen, putting the pen down again to show he’s got writers block
>>216934416>oh fug ivan, our space program is dead because all the money is going to ukraine, let's convince the americans space isn't real
>>216934527>Another based speed watcher
Is Carol canonically the biggest whore in fiction?
>>216934573The real whore is the hivemind
what happened to all the babies pluribros?
>>216934544>hey plurb give me the full list of the other immune's fetishes doubt any of the other immunes besides myself are mentally ill enough for that
>>216934655I didn't really think about it until now, but I too would ask about that. I'd also ask how smelly the women are
>>216934475dangerously based save for the last sentence
>>216934716The modern internet really corrupted the best of us
>>216934675which women, the immunes? you got literally every woman on earth and you still want to bother with either convincing one to let you hit or raping her?
>>216934598>8 billion people fucked one CarolI don't think the whore is the 8 billion people Anon
>>216934475dangerously based especially the last sentence
>>216934729Plurbs aren't human. You and Diabetus are fucking zombies controlled by an evil god/alien.
>world gets unplurbed>everyone knows what you did with any of them while they were plurbedHow fucked are you?
>>216934753>assuming that makes it badit makes it even hotter
>>216934527I'd tell the plurbs to build me an army of terminators that will only follow my commands. I'd tell them the terminators are intended for recreational purposes only, but in reality I'd use them to farm food and force feed it to the plurbs to make them so fat they can't move anymore.
>>216934786>I…I was plurbed too guys! Those fucking alien bastards made you all have sex with me! What a bunch of fucking sickos
>>216934786like >>216933756 said the world would be in chaos so i doubt the women who indulged in my degenerate fetishes would really care that much. they would probably be disgusted or even depressed, but they would have more important things on their plate. as for me, i would have moved in an isolated bunker so i would be just fine.
>>216934786I'd be toast, but I hope I left behind enough babies to maintain my bloodline
>>216933882>creating fake scenarios to live out his fantasiesthe scenarios are very much real though?>taking advantage of women who would never be interested in himthat's based and they're all consenting anyway. plus carol did the exact same thing and no one's giving her flak for it.>two weeks is not enough to grieve losswhy does that matter?
>>216934786>Everyone knows you raped them.That's why you have the nuke as a backup anon.
>>216933907Why would you need to do cocaine in a world where you can get anything you want, exactly as you want? Cocaine only makes shitty situations better.
>>216934032He doesn't need her, but help, and non plurb company, doesn't hurt. She got him to engage with plurbs, which gave him useful info, so that alone made the whole endeavor productive.
I can't prove it yet but I know that the cgi for the giant antenna is going to be bad.
>>216934961Vince is already insisting that instead of using CGI apple must instead just construct a giant satellite taller than Mount Everest
I understand why Carol and the beaner are immune because their minds rejects the hive, but the rest seem to be total normies
>>216935055It's not a mental fortitude thing, it's some kind of biological abnormality that they all share
>>216935055It seems to be random mutations that make them immune. Those other immunes seem to be total tossers. It can't be a mental thing.
>>216935153I think the jap lady is closet based
I have Lesbian fatigue.
have we all forgotten about the giant plurb rat mutations
>>216934620Zosia did say at one point that births continue, so I assume the babies are already plurbened, and those that don't make it, well...
>Fact 13. They can fake a female orgasm but they can't fake a hard dick.
raban's thick plurb ma- i mean glistening plurb pus-wait fuck go back
>>216935375The plurb is definitely a slut
Raban is gender fluid depending on how drunk Carol is that day
>>216935235Why doesn't it work on mammals? Is this a bioweapon specifically designed for humans or are the other animals just ignored by the virus because they are not useful for building a giant antenna?
>>216933851Get the humans that most resemble certain anime characters I like, go to a real Japanese high school and have them simulate Koikatsu in real life.
Wait but if Carol's eggs are enough to plurb her then so would Diabaté's sperm cellsIf the plurbs can somehow find a way to get their hands on Diabaté's sperm they could plurb him too
>>216935921You can't get stem cells from sperm.
>>216935933You can't get stem cells from eggs either anon
>>216935434>Is this a bioweapon specifically designed for humansUnlikely. It's probably designed smart enough to select the appropriate targets. It could adapt itself to infect other animals, but chooses not to. It deliberately moved from rats to humans.>are the other animals just ignored by the virus because they are not useful for building a giant antenna?That's more likely. Also because only humans are capable of leaving Earth via space ships, so only Humans are really a potential threat to anyone else out there.
If the dumb science roasties had followed proper protocol with the lab rats the aliens signal would’ve never infected anyone
>>216936062Yeah, that shit took me straight out of being able to enjoy the show. They could have written it more convincingly, but they chose to do it in this hamfisted way.The show is very predictable in general.
I'll wam
>>216935921If he's fucking them though they can't do anything as abortion is murder
>hey plurbgpt, describe with great accuracy how to unplurb the world, leave nothing outSimple as, they can't lie >they'd try to not answerthey should if they insisted>they put their own preservation before making you happythey choose to starve other foraging
>>216936447>"We dont know"how does that solve your problem
Reversing the plurbing is not that hard. Just play the negative version of that signal and it cancels itself out. Basic noise canceling technology.
>>216936492>manousos will figure it out with E.Eng 101 books written in a language he doesn't understand >Earth's greatest minds combined don't know despite knowing how to plurb the unplurbable and experiencing the plurb as their reality
>>216936522Plurb jamming doesn't unplurb an individual. They still carry the virus even if they temporarily plurb along. The plurbs on Zyklon-22b are still plurb even if they can't communicate with earthian plurbs
>>216936133Oh you just got bit by a rat we purposely infected with a virus from outer space? Lemme pull you out of the lab and specifically bypass the quarantine protocols and give you a nice big kiss
>>216936634I think the mindcontroll effect is transmitted through vibrations when the vibrations stop the mind controller effect also stops.
>>216936276Kek nah you just know these Greta Thunberg type greenpeace vegan aliens will have some sort of smartass reason for abortion being ethicalThey’ll play us a John Cena infomercial next season where he educates us>actually, we believe in women having full control of their body Carol you chud
The season 4 plot twist is that carol is hallucinating everything. The world is perfectly fine it’s just she’s in psychosis from heroin and alcohol
>>216934475why are military enthusiast history buffs always massive faggots
>>216936781Autism
>>216936708Patient 0 was already a full on plurb zombie driven only by a desire to plurb others
>>216933306Those tattoos were certainly an interesting choice.
Was he even going anywhere with this?How smart is he?
>>216936133>>216936062How did a lab leak come before a data leak is my question.Astronomers would be asking for backup sightings all over the globe the next day.Some youtube gene hacker makes the plurb a few weeks later.I mostly enjoyed the show, binged it though, so the pacing didn't bother me.
Hey carol, You’re probably wondering why all the body parts we convert into food are from white menWell ya see, as a progressive hive mind we stand against colonisation and racism so we starve the white men first
>>216936886Yeah, the virus enforces the mind control through a signal. You can cancel out the signal and still have the virus in your body but the effects are neutralized.
>>216936553Knowing how to do it requires dedicating brain power towards itwhich not a single hive brain is doing
>>216937179Source? What was transmitting the signal? The mice? Animals are not affected by the plurb.
>>216937179Wrong. The wifi just connect the plurbs, the happiness high and compulsion to infect are there and are unrelated (after all there was no hivemind until patient 0 plurbed her 1st victim)
>>216937218The virus vibrates and transmits a signal. People are shaking (vibrating) when infected and are tuned to receive the signal. The radio frequency discovered by Manousos also heavily implies that it's a signal.
>>216937128>Hey John Cena, why would the hive mind allocate extra calories for you to maintain your large weight and muscle mass?
>>216936447speedwatcher, bait, or retardation?
>>216937313The signal is how they communicate, but if you killed all plurbs but one they'd still be plurbed and try to plurb others.
>>216937218>Animals are not affected by the plurb.Source?
>>216937031I assumed they had labs all over the globe. With every major nation / bio-tech company working on it. The lab we see was just the weakest link. It would have probably escaped eventually.
>>216937513They don't communicate with humans since they don't understand the plurb, and they don't have their own plurb going on since they eat each other. They wouldn't have been plurbed by aerosol like everyone else.
>>216937572if animals arent plurbed, who was loading and operating the drones when the human plurbs evacuated the city?
>>216931628Ok I watched it.This might be a fine drama but it isn’t sci-fi.
>>216931911/tv/ in a nutshell
>>216937843Thank God
>>216933851unironically what the jeet/black guy did but with a zoomer vibeinstead of super models I get actual hot ladies with big tits and goof around like carol for a month or two while asking the plurb to teach me chemistry and physics so I can find a cure
Fucking fat chicks is so based. Fifteen years ago you could get pretty faced ones, but they are all on OF now. These days I like to hog the ones that clearly NEVER get laid, the kinds of 400 pound bitches that are brown but don't speak Spanish that well and work as medical assistants at hospitals. Those kinds of gnarly, unpretty, fat, stupid, unfuckable chicks that play with legos and vibrators every night alone. They usually let you cum in them and then are on so many pills that they don't even menstruate. Going to town on a fat ass like that every night - whiffing the rotten urine whiff and just dogging it like you're a 17th century farmer - and never using a condom, never having to worry about STDs or her cheating on you? It is absolutely divine. Once you can deal with their stupid needy shit, because if you cum in a woman every night, she gets needy.
>rhea seehorn is the best actress in the world right now>pluribus has some of the best writing in tv history>you just dont like it because you're stupid and scrolling your phone
>>216931723>no, but you see, when Diabetes fucks the plurb he rapes it>but when Carol does it, she is getting rapedshrimple as that
>>216938326This but unironically. Pic unrelated
>>216937421>so that I can still be in ring shape for when one of the immune wants me to show them how to do a sunset flip powerbombIn theory they need to keep every plurbed individual looking the exact same as before (as long as they’re alive) on the off chance one of the immune asks for that specific person.I might wanna see that guy I went to school with, or that girl I saw once at a theme park etc etc
>>216938394>carol was being love-bombed, gaslighted, bread-crumbed, stonewalled, negged, ghosted, emotionally blackmailed, hoovered, gray-rocked, future-faked, DARVO'd, flying monkey'd, as well as love withdrawal
>>216937518I absolutely agree. The leak could have come from government, research or individuals.I guess my point is that the cultural shift from a verifiable SETI signal was not shown. I assume all academia would have known within a few days, and all general public would have known within a week.maybe I am expecting more from the general public.the circus bread is neat
>>216936553They were researching how to plurb the unplurbed every day for like 3 months. Meanwhile, it's a pretty safe assumption that they haven't wasted a single second to look into reversing the process.>>216936447>they should if they insistednot really, and we've literally had a whole episode devoted to thiseven drugged, the drone refused to answer the question long enough to almost die and the entire plurb moved out soon after to avoid direct contact with the human that'd push this hard to get such an answer
>>216936781im autistic and therefore hypersexual and therefore dont care for the actual sex of people im fucking as long as they look female.
>genuine, verified signal from another galaxy>is giving us gene editing/DNA hacksFederal government: QUICK! Get me two millennial government scientists who don’t even understand what quarantine protocols are to run the experiment. And have the whole thing guarded by one donut munching security guard
>>216938576that's so unrealistic!
>>216938601IRL it would be more heavily guarded than Area 51 and if a scientist got bit by an infected lab rat there would be a bullet going through their skull faster than you could say “Rhea Seahorns feet”
>>216938474I don't think they'd even try to do that if it wasn't feasible or you didn't explicitly ask for it. Also, people don't stay in the same shape forever naturally too, so that guy or girl is probably going to look different that you expect even if they waste a ton of resources to keep them the same as they were on the moment of plurbing.
>>216938627tv shows should be like real life!
>>216938652It's less about being unrealistic and more about it being handled in such a silly way that the show loses every right to be taken seriously afterwards.
>>216936634Kepler is probably long dead, it's just a repeater running on some self-contained power source. Doesn't really change much because the hivemind isn't at all interested in looking that way, they need to propagate the signal further and change Earth into a similar link in the chain.
>>216938326>>216938510who is this fine piece of porcelain faggottranny meat?
>>216938326>>216938510...okay FINE, I'll be the one to ask who is picrel? I'm not proud of it.
>>216938326>>216938510She cute
>>216937179Well, we don't know that. No one tried to faraday one yet, or shown what happens if they go underground/into a lead-lined bunker etc.Closest we got was messing up the signal with negative emotions and this was explicitly shown NOT to reverse the effects. Rather, it causes the whole network to spaz out and the "individual" doesn't wake back up during it, so there's at least some safeguards against turning it off that way (if it's even possible).
>>216938731r/HairDye
>>216937513Diabetes.
>>216938510searching this image doesn't help. the AI just shows the dress.
>>216933042America alone is full of prepper loners and all of them got infected? I honestly find that hard to believe
>>216938897I doubt anyone lives 24/7 in a bunker with air filtration rn
>>216938897He was discovered later because he is a loner, he wasn't infected because he is special in some unspecified way.
>>216933756I actually hope they can't get unplurbed. If they are, it's gonna wreck the narrative because of what you say, an also it just gonna make the stakes of the premise non existent.
>>216937784And running the power plants and water treatment plants.
>>216938652It should try to be as realistic as possible or at least stick to a reasonable logic
Are people still discussing the plurb's rules as if they make any sense?
>>216938935>biggest loner in the world is a guy who owns his own business and isn’t even at home when the outbreak begins
>>216938540Well, once they noticed the signal and the info about it got anywhere else, there wouldn't really be a way to stop it. Anyone could freely access the code and it's probably still being broadcasted over the Earth. The moment someone figured out it was an RNA sequence, it was bound do happen eventually. Today, we have people using CRISPR at home and posting their "biohacking" results (sometimes with them as the subject) on YT. So yeah, it probably wouldn't be a 3rd rate lab trying to "crack the code" first (to potentially benefit from it) that would generate the first infected.Maybe the show will waste an episode to go into the fact that what we have seen might not have been the first outbreak and that's why the government and maybe some richfags was already isolated before the plurb could get to them. Instead, it could've been just the most "efficient" outbreak, because they had the tools and the knowledge to massively expedite the process right there + all the plurbed people right there who brought in the skills needed to use those.
>>216938897Youd need:A. Happen to be in your bunkerB. Have a perfectly working air filtration system with a 100% filter rateC. Have no living plurb know you're in there
>>216939063We see that the outbreak begins in the early hours of the morningThere were multiple people featured on doomsday preppeds that sleep every night in a bunker type environment for this exact reasonThere would have been thousands of survivors irl
It’s never even explained what the hive minds purpose is or where they come from
>the man is composed and rational>the lesbian woman is erratic and emotionally driven, can't communicate properlyVince is alright sometimes
>>216939119Yeah, it's almost like that is the central mystery of the show
>>216938675It's not that it's specifically tailored for human DNA but rather that the signal was the code for a program that can run on RNA - the humans were the ones to synthesize it into RNA form. If you know anything about RNA/DNA you would realize it's literally a programming language with conditionals, if/then, feedback loops, etc.It's relatively realistic from a scientific standpoint. That being said we don't know precisely how they communicate, but people are speculating that it's electronic pulses in the brain, vibrations, etc. There are known global signals that can carry between humans, but the problem is mostly the bandwidth - normally those wavelengths can't carry words and sentences of data.
it's gonna turn out manousos is gay. calling it now
>>216931628Why does she look like Anne Frank? Is there somethign we should know about her (((personal history)))?
>>216939119It's pretty obvious if you're been paying attention.
>>216939232so ... it's never explained. thanks.
>>216938627anyone can get that signal and it's not even encoded past "wait, that's just RNA" it's a probable guess that there WAS a properly conducted study on it being done, in 51 and a dozen other places across the globe, but we weren't watching it, because, as you've noticed, the leak likely wouldn't happen therewho knows, maybe they were even halfway into developing a vaccine or something, by the time of massive plurb outbreakguess bince didn't want to be too on the nose with it and make it happen in some chinese sloplab by a meat market, so instead we got an americanised version of that, staffed with people who were all one day away from their retirement or paying off 3 mortgages and a student loan
>>216939232Explain?I spent most of the show on my phone looking at TikTok because the show was so boring so I probably missed it
>>216939249The virus is just a virus. What's happening on Earth already happened on Kepler-22b. There's no "plan", the virus infects a planet, turns the dominant species into agreeable workers ants who want to spread the virus, and if they're advanced enough that includes sending it into space to the next planet.
>>216938652Vince is a hack who can't think of anything other than a basic premise.
>>216939338>Explain?it's pretty obvious
>>216939363where is that explicitly stated in the show? You are losing track of the thread.
>>216939093Again though, no one alive at the time of the ourbreak would have to know you're there or even COULD be there. Family, friends, neighbours, people on your prepper forum or even that one contractor that helped you dig out a trench for the sewage system three years ago.If they know you are there, they will try to assimilate you one way or the other and after three months or however far in we are by the end of the show, there'd be few if any left that managed to last this long without any contact. The hive only "cares for"/babies the actually immune people, and only because they are immune, which is biologically annoying and potentially dangerous.For everyone else, they'd just plurbrush and plurbrape them, happily claiming that the 30s of minor discomfort is definitely worth the bliss you got after joining.Also, they'd have thousands of preppers and people designing and peddling prepper stuff in there, so they'd know exactly how to get you infected before you even realise one of them is farting down your vent.
>>216938722>>216938731>>216938834i googled "normie woman"
>>216939119both are explicitly stated, though of course they could be half-truths and plrubpaganda
>>216939377Oh so you can’t explain?
Rarely is the question asked: is our children plurbing?
>>216939486Think of how many people are living like fritzls daughter (locked in a basement somewhere and only 1 person even knows they’re there)Then think of how many million people died from the seizure during the initial outbreakThere is certainly dozens of people locked in basements that aren’t part of the hive mind
>>216939566There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Plurb me once, shame on...shame on you.' Plurb me—you can't get plurbed again.
>>216939409I didn't say it was explicitly stated, but you can infer it from the information already given. The beings on Kepler-22b built a giant transmitter to send the virus into space, when humans became infected they plan to do the same thing, so it's reasonable to assume Kepler-22b was also infected. Everything else that's happening is just a side effect. The virus just exists to spread itself.
>>216939624Of course you can, but that is not an answer to what >>216939119 posted
>>216939624>i didn't say it was explicitly stated, but you can infer it from the information already givenSo you have to headcanon it because it’s not actually explained? Bravo Vincent
>>216939696that isn't a bad thing. Look, Vince is a hack. It's fine. Every major plotpoint was figured out on social media by E2. So it's just autists areguing the details at this point.Is the show entertaining? Is it worth watching?
>>216931723>Last lineHow so?
>>216939591>Think of how many people are living like fritzls daughter (locked in a basement somewhere and only 1 person even knows they’re there)Someone is feeding them or they'd be dead after three months. That someone is exceedingly likely to not be immune and have contact with other non-immunes and the first thing they will do is run in with a dopy smile and infect their captive, then free them and walk out to enjoy the plurb life.>Then think of how many million people died from the seizure during the initial outbreakYes, we even got a specific number IIRC, but even with some of those, their information was copied into the hive as they were plurbing. We don't know exactly how, but the plurb is at least capable of preserving data from the dead drones, like Carol's wife.>There is certainly dozens of people locked in basements that aren’t part of the hive mindDoubt. I'm sure there were early on. Or uncontacted tribes and the like. As it was spreading though, it was slowly working out those kinks since we know it MUST plurb the unplurbed and will waste a ton of resources to do that if needed. Islands and the jungle was probably sprayed down and there may have been delegations sent to remote places just to infect people there. For the preppres it could probably try and bait them out with radio or other communications, fooling them into thinking that the threat is gone or not as bad as they thought. Yes, they can't outright lie, but they can and will omit the truth for their benefit.
>>216939686The hivemind's purpose is to spread the signal, it's just a vector for infection. The virus pacifies and joins the population so they can all work toward a singular purpose of spreading the virus.
>>216939743>Every major plotpoint was figured out on social media by E2.wrong.
The president was not infected and escapedSeason 2 centres around this
>>216939858Plurb said he was dead.
>>216939203>Somehow a straight, Mother Mary loving, LATAM man has turned gayIt would require the writing talents of Star Wars IX writing team to pull that off.
I keep hearing all these dumb ideas from people that would just make the show worse. "What if the plurbs can actually lie?" "What if they can be violent?" that's way more boring than what we got.
>>216939900Plurb was mistaken because he wasn’t part of the hive mind so assumed he was dead but actually Trump knew what was coming and left a body double for them to find he’d already operation warp speeded an experimental vaccine and was the first to take it Trust the plan
>>216939905He was drinking the USA water for weeks now.
>>216939936>the big bad enemy can’t be violent or lie to you and this is a good thing Yawn. Slop.
>>216939968tiktik brain.
>>216939936What if their definition of violent and lie is different than yours? Clearly they were fine with force kissing someone without stating their intent and they even admitted that they can get a bit less "elegant" if their plan is seriously threatened.
Did she get plurbed?If so, would she make a good addition to your harem?
>>216939905He was isolated because he hated himself because despite trying to be a good catholic all his life he loved sucking cockWhy do you think he had such a strained relationship with his family?Holy shit I’ve just figured it out - all the survivors have been through electro conversion therapy that messed up something in their brains and made them immune to hive conversion
>>216934204Considering what thrse Hollywood liberal faggots feel about big tech, I actually do think it's part of the plan
If anything this show is peak /druk/
>>216940011>they all met on the same gayfixing Gaytanamo camp, but don't remember because of all the waterboarding
Notice how they sent carol zosja (her perfect idea of a sexual partner)And they keep sending manuossos a big chunky Mexican dude >eh cholo lemme suck your cock man! Go raiders!
>be me>unplurbed>impregnating every super model on earth as part of my world tour>enjoying life>find out they've actually made progress and I'll get plurbed in a month against my wishesWhat do?
Watch out!!!
>>216940011>there's only 13 gay people that were met with "I can fix them"
>>216939798Interesting take on the dark forest by the crew thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74jXIOgiEOg>Literal biological grey goo that cleans the universe of biological life that would be a competitor to the original creators (i.e. also based on the same type of building blocks / dna as them thus competing for the same resources).Though I doubt Kepler-22b are the original creators but some other DNA based critters that got taken for a joyride some 600 years before humanity.>>216939953You seriously think the Plurbs kept pumping that shit into the water that keeps the frogs gay? That's actively harming other lifeforms btw.>>216940011>Holy shit I’ve just figured it out - all the survivors have been through electro conversion therapy that messed up something in their brains and made them immune to hive conversionThat would mean a LOT more people wouldn't have been plurbed. Wasn't one of them a small child that wouldn't have any sexual attraction to anyone yet (I started liking women around age 12 I think), so it couldn't have been sent there yet?I mean it would be FUNNY asf if it were so, but the issue was a strictly genetic one (hence stemcells needed to adapt the psionic glue).
>2 years waiting time for the next season.This is so bad. We know white women age like milk so our two lesbos would look like grannies in season 2.
>>216940006To them infecting someone is their highest priority and doesn't count as "hurting" them, it's actually helping them because it will make them happy. Even then they won't directly hurt someone without their permission, like harvesting their stem cells.
>>216940082>>216940095Nah they’re not the only 13 people that have had electro therapy BUT they are the only 13 people that the electro therapy has resulted in a specific alteration to their brain chemistryDiabete is actually gay and compensating - think about it, he dresses like a homo and is pretending to be James Bond because he thinks that’s what a macho hetrosexual man would do but he’s just compensating because he’s insecureWe already know carol and manuossos are gay
>>216936026People keep saying you shouldn't ask these questions because the show is about the MC's emotion and is pissing me off>>216938791They said the members of the iss were coming home already. And a space shuttle/capsule is a big faraday cage anyways. It won't work. Carol already asked, but since the premise of the show threads on an idiot plot, they'll try it anyway
Can pluribus reproduce people?I remember the food episode about most of humanity dying because of inability if plurbs to feed themselves in morally acceptable way.but if all goes according to plurbs planswould everyone be dead in 100 years?
>>216937002He is barely translating "loop" into "circuito" lol
>>216936026>are the other animals just ignored by the virus because they are not useful for building a giant antennaMonkey and other chimp would be useful for building the antenna. I wanna see orangutans in the hive mind
>>216933237>Maybe go to outer space for funSpace isn't real, anon. Grow up.
>>216940011what kind of electro conversion therapy do you think coomer diabetes went through
>>216939798Any other good shows I can watch with this premise that are actually sci-fi and answers questions
>>216940339Treatment for sex addiction
>>216940095>That's actively harming other lifeforms btw.It's managing the population. Can't have the frogs eating all ze worms that the the plurb could gather and wait for them to die.
>>216940347Better man (2024)
>>216940262>They said the members of the iss were coming home already. And a space shuttle/capsule is a big faraday cage anyways.I don't remember if they said if they were infected or the plurb just lured them down and infected them then. Doesn't matter really, but the point is, even if they were plurbed up there, they had each other inside the cage, so the hivemind was just "small" for a while.During that gay massage sequence, plurb said that the network doesn't operate at full power at all times, that'd be wasteful, so there's probably no issue if you have a few plurbs too far to be reached for a bit. What he haven't seen is what happens when there's JUST one.
>>216940281She could feed the next generation of baby plurbs with those GIGANTIC MILKERS!!
>>216940229>We already know carol and manuossos are gayCarol is obvious, but how on earth is manussos gay?>SubtextFake and gay>>216940369Managing what population? The plurbs don't need to "manage" their population, they already know they're starving, they also try to nudge the remaining 13 to give up their individuality, even managed to do it with at least one person.Also turning people gay against their will is harming people. No, doing it in a clandestine fashion does not make it ok, even if the people affected don't mind afterwards, the plurbs did not mind being assimilated afterwards either.
>>216940281Probably yes, but since it has control and is trying to manage the resources without "harming" anyone, most assume it's not causing any more conceptions and only letting the already active pregnancies continue. Hasn't been 9 months yet for all of those to conclude.Also, not 100 years, the show gave a number of 10, but probably pulled it out of its ass since the population could eventually reach some sustainable level, far lower than it was for the "free" humanity. Either way, plurb was more than hinted not to care for long term survival, 10 years is more than enough to reach all its goals.
>>216931628I'm three episodes in and so far this show is extremely gay and boring. Does it get better at any point?
>>216940657It gets worse actuallyYou can skip to the last episode and you won’t miss anything
Koumba has the right idea.The biggest problem was fixed the moment it turned out that they can't forcefully convert you.Living life in extreme luxury with a harem of hot plurbs and joining them when you're too old to enjoy things seems like a great life.>>216940281The population would drop to sustainable levels.Maybe a few hundred million.And that's unironically a good thing.
>>216940622>the show gave a number of 10, but probably pulled it out of its ass since the population could eventually reach some sustainable level, far lower than it was for the "free" humanity.They never said all of humanity will starve, just most of them.>Either way, plurb was more than hinted not to care for long term survival, 10 years is more than enough to reach all its goals.Even if they manage to build a continent sized transmitter in 10 years they still need to maintain it into the future to try make sure the signal actually reaches another intelligent civilization.
>>216940710Umm it’s already been established that they are continuing to find ways to forcefully convert the remaining immune, speedwatcher
>>216940745Carol fucked up with her eggs.Not a problem for the men.
>>216940571>Managing what population?The frog population.They probably manage the human one by not fucking at all.>Also turning people gay against their will is harming people. No, doing it in a clandestine fashion does not make it ok, even if the people affected don't mind afterwards, the plurbs did not mind being assimilated afterwards either.The people wouldn't know and therefore wouldn't have a chance to object. The plurb was already shown trying this circular logic twice and probably did it millions more times off screen.And the plurbed people don't mind, just like Pussinow doesn't care that her whole village is gone and her favourite goat was eaten by the coyotes 3h later. Maybe they could end up chopping up sick and old individuals into food if they'd need more time than the stated 10 years, because both sides consent and it's all within the plurb, for the good of the hive.
>>216940736A few nuclear reactors will do the trick, maybe with a small maintenance crew. Plus some solar. They have all the resources and no politics, finances or regulations getting in the way, so it is a manageable deadline.We don't really know how explicit their compulsion is. Maybe they feel fulfilled the moment it goes off into space or maybe they will just maintain it as long as they can. Not like any planets in this daisy chain have the means to confirm they actually "did it".
>>216940781Coomba has been giving them his gametes freely, they would have litres now if needed.
>>216940934No he insists on watching them swallow every last drop
>>216940934A few months of extreme luxury before getting plurbed, then.Better than wagecucking and getting no pussy.
>>216941011Well, that is what he has been doing. It's the third month or so now and we have just seen them plurb the first of the diamond dozen. If Carol doesn't warn him, the next time he huffs some plurb pussy, it could be steaming with tailored plurb particles.
Is the stemcell thing a plot hole? Some people have been saying neither eggs nor sperm can be used to acquire stem cells, but that simple skincells and hairs can be.
>>216940900>maybe with a small maintenance crew"Small" is relative, you're talking about maintaining an installation that's as big as Africa potentially. Even just replacing components as they corrode and breakdown would take millions of people.>Maybe they feel fulfilled the moment it goes off into space or maybe they will just maintain it as long as they canWell the signal they got from Kepler was broadcasting on repeat for no one knows how long.
>>216941101The hive can’t steal a little lock of hair because that’s violence and may be upsetting We will happily steal all your eggs though(Great writing from Vince as always)
im on episode 3 right now.what would you if you were immune and how would you save the world?the only thing that comes to my mind is somehow a mass genocide. get them all in planes, start a nose dive, then call them all stupid niggers and make them have a seizure. but of course i dont think every single person in the world, would be able to fit on planes. try to get them all in one spot then maybe nuke them?
>>216941158>save the world>kill literally everyoneok retard
>>216941158How would that "save the world"?
>>216931968this reminds me more of last man on earth with 10 x budget
>>216941101Maybe the show is betting on the suspension of disbelief. The latter cells would be far too easy to get, since people shed them like crazy, so the plurb would be long done. Also, le symbolic female egg frozen by le gay woman works better thematically than picking up a piece of chewed gum after her.>>216941124>installation that's as big as Africa potentiallyWe know they are making it there, but I don't think it was said that it would be that massive. Also, you don't need as many people if they are all perfectly interchangeable and therefore each can run the process from the start to end if needed.>Well the signal they got from Kepler was broadcasting on repeat for no one knows how long.Yep, we don't know. Could be years, could be centuries, could be since last Thursday and the eggheads pretty much say something like this just because Bince wanted to keep it vague. Thematically it'd probably work best if Kepler was long dead, so that is my assumption. We also don't know, and likely never will, at what stage its population got infected. Could be that their radio tech is/was far more efficient than ours.
>>216941170>>216941178rape the non-infected to start repopulating the earth
>>216933167>enhancedInto the trash it goes
>>216941286that assumes plurbs can't reproduce so unless you can outbreed a hivemind good luck
>>216941170>>216941178They’re already dead This is clearly explained, speed watchersEveryone is killed and the virus re-animates their corpses
>>216941341>>216941341>>216941341>>216941341
>>216941127Don't need to steal when it's just there. Zosia could easily collect some hair from anywhere on her if they could make it work.As for the eggs, guess plrub doesn't see it that way, they just took care of the facility that stored them and if they didn't waste resources to keep it running she wouldn't even have any eggs to speak of.
>>216938064why the fuck do americans think he's indian he's from africa