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>>216940376>Holly x DerekKind of a no brainer. No kid picks on a girl he doesn't like. Don't know if she likes him, but there's plenty of time for the relationship to bloom, and Derek can be very charming when he's not being a dipshit. >Holly x HenryThe whole "I can fix him" thing. Henry being a mysterious and powerful bad guy but also vulnerable gets her girl juices going. This was very obvious in episode 6.>Holly x JoshJeet fan fiction.
Do (You) accept my unproposal?
>merging dimensions by physically throwing them togetherThat's not how it works...
>>216941117That is indeed how it usually goes in most stories.
>>216941117Yes it does...because..............reasons............................................
>>216941105Wait a minute....look at the shape between their heads...it's...the MIND FLAYER!
I haven't seen strangers things since season 3 and that was when it first aired. Is it worth watching the rest I keep seeing people talk about this and I'm curious if it ever got better.I mean I also saw that the upside down was fucking a wormhole and giving the upside down a big bad like Skeletor seems retarded. And why is will a faggot when they already had a dyke? Oh God did it get worse? I think I answered my own question...
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Teenagers in 80s looked rough...
>>216941274shes 42 you sick fuck
>>216941052Madre de dios..
>>216941230Finn can't emote at all either
Why did this show get 5 seasons but Dark Crystal can't even get 2.
> Mike, im a dad now
>>216941343Because Dark Crystal is absolute garbage
How could Dr. Brenner know anything about wormholes as a neurologist (or whatever discipline he is an expert in to experiment on children with psychic powers)? And how would he have extensive notes on the wormhole in his office in the Upside Down, if the Upside Down is frozen in time on the day Eleven opened the gate (and thus created the Upside Down and the wormhole)? There is a lot of bad writing on this show, but the wormhole stuff might be the most retarded yet.
>>216941372I'll suck your essence out of every hole in your body
man fuck that cocky jeet
>>216941414When this show first aired I just thought it was going to be a psychological other world like Silent Hill. Brenner gave 11 a flower before her first trip then saw a flower monster... But it's just retconned shitty science now.
>>216941414You are looking at them faggot
Rate my idea for the alternate anthology show that shouldve happened instead of s2>murdee mystery thriller following a detective duo investigating STRANGER THINGSESQUE murders in 1980s chicago.>older cop is a classic grizzled old cynical dude who has been a detective for too long. Has some vices, but also breaks the mold a bit and isnt cookie cutter archetype of a drunkfag>young cop, who is his partner, is a newly promoted detective who is on his first murder case. He comes from Hawkins Indiana. Talks about it slightly and how he moved out because "nothing ever happens." This is the only "fan service" to the first season and has no bearing on the plot>murderer is an escaped psychic from brenner's program who has delusions of grandure and a slight god-complex. Let's say, 004.>(slight running gag over the course of the anthology is that these experiments keep fucking escaping because they have superpowers)>his powers are different from eleven. Perhaps he cant do telekenisis type shit beyond lightly moving stuff, but is extremely adept at reading minds. Can see into people's memories, etc. The visuals for this is him directly entering them and walking around to study them>he reads minds to kill people who he deems guilty of crimes they got away with. He only kills them if he has no way of producing proof of their crimes so they can face justice via "proper" channels, thus making him somewhat morally grey as he tries to get them to face justice first, and only murders them if this proves too difficult.>but this evolves into him being increasingly less concerned with the "proper channels" part as he ends up finding it easier to dish out justice himself>his murders involve some form of superpowers that causes the scene to look STRANGER, but I'm unsure of what that could be. Perhaps he melts their brain my forcing them to remember every single thing in their lives all at once?>perhaps he can even alter their memories and "haunt" them the way vecna was in s4
>>216941414>And how would he have extensive notes on the wormhole in his office in the Upside Down, if the Upside Down is frozen in time on the day Eleven opened the gateYou're asking too many questions. Just enjoy the show! Vol. 2 now playing only on Netflix!
>>216941501>season slowly shifts from being from the perspective of the detectives to from the perspective of the killer. Infact we start out not knowing who the killer is, but see him actively help the police with a case by providing evidence he found by meddling in other's brains. So the reveal a few episodes into the season is a slight twist, but those paying attention could have seen it coming>some more complexity can come from the fact that memories are imperfect often and can change over time. Thus, 004 is never completely sure from memories alone what the truth is. He acts anyways.>more complexity as the detective's backstories are revealed via 004 entering their memories lightly to probe for their vices>old copper is probably a formerly corrupt cop who took lots of deals and whatnot. Young copper is a HOTHEAT who was abusive to his younger siblings, thus pissing off 004 and reminding him of his own abuse>the purpose of this is to slowly shift the audience backing to the killer over the course of the season>season finale is 004 having to decide whether or not to kill the detectives so he could keep on being a vigilante, slightly compromising his own morals for what he considers to be the greater good, as they each have done bad things but not things he would deem worthy of death>Perhaps the season ends without the audience knowing what he chose to do>side plot with 004 running/hiding from hawkin's lab agents who arrive after learning about the STRANGER killings in chicago>sequel hook (for different characters in a future season) all of the killings 004 make are weakening the divide between chicago and the upsidedown. Which is a proper dark version of earth. The building are there because theyre created when gates are opened and the upside down is trying to mirror whats on the rightside up structurallyRate it
>>216941414>How*laughs* Don't you guys have a pen and paper?
>>216941501>This is the only "fan service" to the first season and has no bearing on the plot>murderer is an escaped psychic from brenner's program who has delusions of grandure and a slight god-complex. Let's say, 004.Off to a great start
Nancy is such an abysmal character
>>216941445Other worldly eldritch horror bros we were robbed...>>216941598So fucking real
>>216941598I did not hate her but her anorexic cockhead ass shooting up marines just doing their job like flies which literally constitutes treason under US law was jumping a shark
Derek, or Derek's parents I guess, need to put a chunk of his ST money into getting him fit. Not /fit/, just putting some muscle on that broad fat-toughened frame to make it square instead of round, go bearmode. And lose some face fat. Then he'll get his cock sucked.
Holly Wheeler
I dont get the tantrum around Will.Vecna is using their fears against them. His fear was to lose his family and friends because hes gay, so he decided to face it. I think it was a normal scene, which was important to the story
>>216941636^bootlicker^
>>216941105No, it was cringe
Tina party>>216260683>>216261231>>216261361>>216261631>>216264098>>216266265>>216266440>>216266705
>>216941525>This paper is reality, and this pen... this pen is the worm hole>see, when I fold the paper in half and plow that sweet, succulent penis.. PEN! I MEAN PEN!! through the paper, it makes a worm hole>and notice how the pen has a plastic case around it??>thats why the upside down has the meat wall>vecna is shoving his meat pen all the way from dimension x into the real world>and that melting plastic stuff? heh... well that isn't plastic.
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>>216941598>I hate The Clashwhat a whore
this is how shooting S5 startedwhat were they expecting that day ?
What does Henrys "better world" actually look like? Does he plan on just killing all humanity or does he plan on keeping the special kids around?
>>216941644He's already got Nell taking care of that phat hogShe's into fat guys
>>216941315But at least he looks good
>>216941715Those early threads were so kino. We didn't know how good we had it
/tv/ realized it was shit in volume 1normies find in volume 2never wrong, just early
>>216941773A world without clocks
>>216941770is jonathan liking the clash even an important part of his character after s1?who am I kidding, nothing about jonathan is important after s1.
>>216941230did that girl seriously get fucking lip fillers?what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>216941186and mind flayer means...D&D!
>>216941715that's crazy, I love Tinathere should be MORE Bridal Tina in my opinion!
>>216941715>>216941815Other half:>>216220957>>216235497>>216252109>>216254152>>216254545>>216257720>>216260644
>>216940351Requesting this webm again because someone requested that I request it again
>>216941052Madre de dios!
Help me out because I feel I missed something. Kalis plan is to kill Vecna, then herself and 11 to stop the government. So far fair enough. But Vecna got his power from the Mind Flayer particles which Will also inhaled twice, and also all those fuckass kids now have them in their system as well so arent there like 15 people with Mindflayer blood currently running round?
>>216941687It's an extremely sentimental and saccharine way of approaching it. They handled the subplot with tact up until that point. It also seems so unserious considering the context in which it happens. Why would that be the primary, consuming fear on Will's mind when he's dealing with much more serious things?
>>216941884His face tells me that it's not him who bomb that lab.
>Bob is the best character of Season 2>Billy is the best character of Season 3>Eddie is the best character of Season 4>Holly and Derek are the best characters of Season 5Somehow these hacks are able to create good new characters every season, but haven't been able to make you give a shit about any of the main characters in 5 seasons.
>Nancy / Jonathan sceneholy crap this was bad
>>216941831No, but they tried to regress him like the other characters, but couldn't use his central issue of parentification given that Will is now obviously a grown man.
>>216941890The military seeks only El.
>>216941918They got unlucky with most of the main actors being fucking terrible
anyone else find how much these kids swear weird, and a sign a shitty writer wrote their dialogue? they're meant to be in elementary school
>>216941909No, Eleven will stay behind (but survive)
>>216941890YesThe pajeeta is retarded and her plan is stupid
>>216941934We accept your (un)criticism of the scene, Anon.
>>216941906>Why would that be the primary, consuming fear on Will's mind when he's dealing with much more serious things?Are you telling me you wouldn't be afraid to go against Vecna alone?
I’m gonna look through the stg threads in 2016 in the archive to see who got the story theories and the actors’ trajectory right all the way back then
>>216941209I only started watching it a few months ago. I really liked Season 1-3, Season 4 was ok. This season is not keeping my attention and I have fast forwarded through some scenes because damn it gets a bit boring.
>>216941773a world with no rules, schedules, or favorite songs.
>>216941956Have you listened to modern pop music? To quote Eminem, "Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade".
>>216941890I guess the government don't know about the other kidsThough they should definitely be taking more of an interest in Will, since they literally saw him hover in the air and take psychic control of the demogorgs, which is the thing they want to do
>>216941956Not reallyKids in elementry school swear alotAtleast when I was growing upThey do it because it makes them feel grown upIt's pretty commonOut of all the problems with the season, this is a real reach man
>>216941918>Bob is the best character of Season 2Steve was the best character in season 2, otherwise yeah I agree.
>>216941918worse still, you can find people who thought billy was a bad character and that he didn't redeem himself at the end
>>216941949They should've killed the wooden main cast while keeping the better supporting actors they kept killing off.
The Nancy and Jonathan scene wouldn't have been so bad if they actually died. Too bad the wormhole cum con\veniently stopped flooding the room the exact moment it got level with the table.
>Eleven any time the camera is on her
>>216941958I suspect the same, but the place is getting bombed and it's seems it's not Hopper's doing, his face says he shocked and scared at the same time.
>>216941986>Are you telling me you wouldn't be afraid to go against Vecna alone?He's not alone and there's no reality where he would be. It's asinine.
This season sucks the fat one.
>>216942013I fell asleep through that part.
>>216941864no holly lollis?
>>216942004The cast seething over Oswald Patton making a risque joke on Finn's name was hilarious
>>216942013I was fully expecting Jonathan to die, with Steve/Dustin showing up to save Nancy shortly after.
>>216941990Make a collage and post them
>>216942013all these scenes are just who-gonna-die bait, and an excuse to rush the characters relationships that they left hanging
>>216942013Don't worry Nancy and Steve play protectors that jump in front of a dangerous situation not much thinking about their own lifes.
>>216942016>Moggie Boggy Brown
>>216942053Grok wasn't gonna have it apparently.
can I talk about the quality of episodes here?
>>216941990nose in pussy move
>>216942053>Tina is canonically 13 years old>still too old for this disgusting pervert
>>216942120>>216942149i'll take a S3 heather too
>>216942011We had it so fucking good bros
>>216942130As long as you're not the Tina poster you can talk about anything
>>216942130all the russia episodes should be yellow
>>216942130I don't get the hype of Season 4. The stuff happening in Hawkins was the only remotely interesting plotline and that was only a third of the season. Everything else was pointless and shit, especially the entire Russia plotline.
>>216942011season three was peak
>>216941525If they pulled out pen and paper to do the worm hole explanation, I would have firebombed Netflix in Minecraft.
ANON YOU NEED TO TAKE ME TO ESCONDIDO THIS IS IMPORTANT
>>216942002I assume like Nancy committing treason him doing magic on a secure military base will never be brought up again.
>>216942011>if it wasn't for Dacre insisting that there needed to be a reason for why Billy is the way he is, he would have just been a bully for the sake of being one and the abusive dad wouldn't even be a thing99% of this show was just luck
How's El's acting this season, bros?
>>216942130I'd probably put Bridge somewhere between 6.5 and 7 given I'm not a byler or Saudi so don't detest it. Its not worse than Lost Sister that was just a complete write off.
>>216942245if you make them a bully for the sake of having an antagonist you end up with the jocksremember them? appeared in episode 1 or whatever and was never seen or mentioned again because dustin is continuing to not talk about it for some reason
>>216942250bogged
>>216942250Are you familiar with those great stone heads on Easter Island? Thats probably the best comparison I can think of.
>>216942250acting?
>>216942245Losing dacre was a deathblow to the showHe was the best actor in s3 and stole every scene he was inHis death scene was pure fucking KINO but this loss left a hole in the show never healed
If the Upsidedown is localized just around Hawkins, how did Hopper get to Russia through Upsidedown earlier?
>>216942294the jocks were a weird subplot
>>216942286What are they trying to imply? The US, the UK, and Brazil are some of the most gay and pro-LGBT degeneracy countries in the world.
>>216942294>you now remember the jocks are still mad at dustin and wanna kill him
>>216942188But Tinaposting is based.
>>216942347from reading these threads, the upsidedown is a wormhole, so you can use it to travel anywhere in the universe
>>216942250She makes zoolander faces
>>216942333>this loss left a hole in the show never healedWe got "young Dio" next season.>>216942347It just works you chud/tanny/jeet.
>>216942250stiff, wooden, swollen
>>216942333If he didn’t die at the end of season 3 he probably would’ve been Flanderised like the rest of the characters though.One of the reasons Billy was such a great villain was that he didn’t outstay his welcome.
Damn Max is just leaving Holly there alone in litteral hell
>>216942406>>216942329>>216942297Memes aside, did she really get botox? Isn't the actress like 20 years old?
>>216942245Billy shouldve survived s3 but been left with a permanent scar from his experience. He should've been the one to gave had will's sorcerer powers. Will shouldve had similar powers but specifically relegated to spying because he was primarily mindraped while billy was bodyraped by the smoke version of the mindflayer
>>216942250Besides bogged memes, it's really awful all around. She seems to randomly switch between her super autistic El acting from previous seasons and just generic young female. Every time she goes back to talking like El it's jarring.
>>216942207Truly hasn't been the same since.
>>216942355ignore the whole lucas mid-childhood crisis of joining the jocks to become popular, i can kind of see them being introduced as following another slasher formula of having jocks trying to find the monster/killerthe way it then panned out in S5 was weird though, kind of expected them to end up stumbling into demo/upside down and being slaughtered, not only would it be satisfying but also again following the slasher formulamost of the subplots in stranger things are dogshit, the jocks, hopper in russia, the whole massive russian spy ring thing in america, el and the jeet, papa and his secret base, the two factions of military that was never mentioned again, the road trip with the lolweed dude, the stupid jonathan going to uni thing, etc
>>216942389>Eleven sitting there while Will comes out to everyone
>>216942329I've just realised that the the persona that is on the floor is actually Kalli when the bomb goes off in the lab.
I had a dream about Sadie Sink. We were at a pool at a hotel and I was practicing holding my breath underwater while swimming at the bottom. I do this because it makes me feel like a mermaid. Though I’m no little mermaid compared to my red headed princess, Sadie. She shows up to the pool and I’m beckoning her to join me (or at least I hope she saw me do so underwater). She’s wearing a cute minty red and white striped one piece suit. She seems very playful and flirty but she also looks like she does irl (people joke that she’s high a lot). Finally she joins me around the 3ft area and we embrace, faces 5 inches apart. I go in for a kiss but I sputter out the water that was still dripping from my hair, seemingly ruining the moment. She laughs it off and resumes the kiss. Then out of nowhere she became a younger version of Emma Stone before I woke up. I’m depressed now…
>>216942065>The cast seethingThat's just some retarded tiktok edit, dumbass
>>216942167Do them yourself, lazy nigger
Official Best Female Characters of Season 5 Rankings1. Holly2. Tina3. Mrs. Wheeler4. JoycePOWER GAP5. Robin6. Max7. Vickie8. NancyWORMHOLE SIZED GAP9. Eleven10. Erica11. Kali12. Dr. Kay
>>216942514S4 was retarded because the hawkins plot with vecna was genuinely good and it was good enoigh to match up to s1. But everything outside of hawkins was trash. Especially the russia plotline
>>216942615grok doesn't let me. it's more cucked in the EU than in the US
>>216942347>how did Hopper get to Russia through Upsidedown earlier?When the fuck did they ever mention he got there through the UD?
>The only good thing about all 5 seasonshow does he do it?
>>216942130what was season 2 episode 7?
>>216942657What's UD?
>>216942635>grokThere are way better models
>>216942695any that are usable in a website cause my pc is shit
Is it just me or is the Abyss/Dimension X not threatening or scary at all? It just looks like Arizona.
>>216942632>RussiaI like Murray but by virtue of being involved with Joyce he's involved in the shittest plotlines
>>216942628Mrs. Wheeler/actress I think has the best character/performance in the show. Joyce/theft lady is a close second, but she was given such dogshit material to work with that it's hard to compare.
>>216942517>robin and el listening to will come out
>I remember S1>I remember S2 had bob>I don't remember S3 at all, wtf - was it the billy season?>I watched most of S4, had the weird guitar dude and that's all I remember of it>I haven't watched S5Why is this show like this? Why don't I remember shit? I can clearly recall moments in other dramas..
>>216942751Yeah from an alien plane/dimension its pretty boring.
>>216942686ultra derek
>>216942805The massive gaps between seasons after 3 probably don’t help.
>>216942227Not treason to execute traitors. The National Guard holding a town of citizens prisoner is literally an act of treason. Those soldiers are basically Russian, as far as the Constitution's concerned, and so is whatever fictitious character is the president of the Stranger Things of America in 198X, and therefore are outside the protection of the law. You can stick a broomhandle up their asses, douse them in kerosene, and start throwing matches, you won't be breaking any laws.
The only thing I don't get>Season 1 the government makes and uses El, will kill people who stand in their way>Season 2 they try again but nicer>Season 3 they're gone>Season 4 the scientists are trying to run the program to help El, and the government is hunting them down and killing them>Season 5 the government is running the program again like season 1Why does the government keep going back and forth on this program and killing the people before?
>>216942751I feel the same way, it looks like Mars to me. There's a reason why the Upside Down is more interesting
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>>216942362I always wonder why this is. Individualism obsession? Obviously there are gays everywhere but they try to be stealth at least i.e. Japan
>>216941461>And for this scene, Mrs. Wheeler and Miss Holly, we need you to get really wet and look hot for the camera. It's very important, you understand?
>>216942751That's why the upside down reveal doesn't work for me. Sort of makes sense that it's a wormhole, but the other world it connects to is so boring and irrelevant to the show up to this point it doesn't have too much impact
>>216942751it's oklahoma :)
>>216942658HE'S BACK AS A BIG MAN WITH PANACHE AND FLAIR
>>216942842>Not quite the best legal defence I've ever heard Ms Wheeler.
>>216941715>>216941864Bonus Karen:>>216262539
>>216941598She was fine in season 1>kinda bitchy, but driven to succeed>infatuated with popular guy, but ultimately loyal to her nerdy friend >out of her depth, but believable as someone driven by guilt and friendship Every season after she just goes full retard, and the actress really can’t pull off the bad bitch persona they’re trying to mould for her.
>>216941052Welcome to Derry is so much better.
>>216942227>Nancy committing treasonRelax cocksucker. Those shabbos glowies should be executed anyway.
>https://x.com/dancintilldead/status/2005333523365056857The official poster artist is a /tv/ user
>>216942250Insanely bad. Turns out when she has to do something other than whisper like a brain damaged mental patient with a slight sore throat, she can’t really pull it off. Who knew?
>ElevenWill continue to work for Netflix, but the projects will be fewer, farther inbetween, and lower profile until her career completely fizzles out.>MikeWill get a few more roles in A24/Neon level mid budget films until he stops getting work and tries and fails to make a career out of music or directing.>LucasIf he is able to make a career it will be on network sitcoms and dramas, but never in an important role.>DustinCareer is immediately dead>MaxWill have a decent career, but will never be a star.>SteveOne of the few with potential for a career, but will end up fading into obscurity as he splits his efforts on his mid acting and mid music.>JonathanWill get some minor barelhy credited roles if he gets work at all.>NancyWill be cast as Rocky Dennis in the genderbent remake of Mask.>RobinDaughter of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman, so she'll always get work.>EricaCareer is already dead with 5 combined minutes of screen time in Volume 2.>DerekWill have a great career as a comedic actor or dead by 30.>HollyWill become the biggest and most successful star of her generation.
>>216942922>starring Ted Wheeler
>>216942347The Russians were in Hawkins, they pulled him out the rubble and smuggled him back to East Ukraine. It was a blink and miss it type of throwaway scene, I only remember it when y'all ask this question.
man I miss Billy
billy sucks dicks
>>216943071wasnt nancy and johnathan clearly fuckin coked out by like season 3? they’re gonna get a few mid tier roles, burn out, and end up on a reality tv thing if at all
>>216943071I forgot >WillWill get cast in shows only teenage girls watch until his career dies of twink death.
>>216942880>felt the need to kill all of them in front of herwew
>>216942658I think Dustin is fine and remains consistent too, which is probably why he's paired up with Steve.
>>216942294The lead jock arguably had too good of a motivation >your gf gets magic-murdered by this weird dude>overcome with grief and the desire to avenge her, you decide to capture the obvious culprit, who is on the lam >when you get close to capturing him, one of your best friends get magic-murdered before your very eyes>discover someone you thought you could trust in the attic of a MURDER HOUSE ostensibly doing a ritual over some poor girl in a trance What other conclusion would you fucking draw? And the other bullies are still mad because several of their friends were murdered. If anything, they should be angrier.
>>216943173do teenage girls like him? they seem to be disgusted by the Zionism
>>216943173Will will get roles he’s pure chosenite race and not goblin looking
I like how the demogorgons completely ignore the black kid blasting music but then all jump to the sound of a laundry machine buzzing.
>>216943044The bar is in hell if that show’s the standard …
>>216943240anon they're teenage girls they have zero follow through with boycotts and were doing ai videos about fucking him last week
>>216943238TrueWith the information he was presented, he did absolutely nothing wrong
>>216943240There is an unhinged army of them obsessed with him from gay shipping Will and Mike
>>216942628I have never seen a post so accurate and so based.
It's crazy that every single season of Stranger Things has laid the groundwork for S5. The amount of plot points introduced in previous seasons and developed/finalized here is crazy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/aivideo/comments/1pwsn8d/stranger_things_ai_enhanced/this shit is amazing
>>216941274how do you make your show look so much worse
>>216943071>MBBShe tried to branch out of Netflix, came back crawling. She's happy to do 1 slop every 2 years, but she's got another show coming too>SadieIf she's actually playing someone important in the MCU she'll probably settle into that while still making terrible indie flicks that nobody watches every few years>Noah and GatenDead careers>Caleb and PriahMaybe some Tyler Perry joints or some black TV shows>WinonaSome TV show maybe, her film career is done outside of getting another role in a Tim Burton film>HarbourHas potential if he can control his alcoholism>Natalia and CharlieCareers as dead as Gaten and Noah's>Joe KeeryHe might become a full time musician>Finn WolfhardHe's always got a lot of projects going on, I don't think he'll ever be A-list, but he'll keep working
>>216942842I think it's actually quite ballsy for a show set in the 80s to have the american and soviet governments be as bad as each other (or at least their glowie alphabet agencies)
>>216943302Ah yes, Reddit and AI, my two favorite things!
>>216941052>faggots on xitter are starting their own releasethesnydercut movement but with made up byler scenesAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>216943339>He's always got a lot of projects going on,?
>>216943301Are you a bot ?
>>216943375>he was totally getting rawdogged!!! >release the cut!!!
>>216943403I reckon that anon didn't necessarily mean within film and television.>>216943339Not too sure about Gaten, like he's actually a pretty good actor, even though his appearance will be a barrier to certain types of roles.
>>216943403Music, and he also just directed a George Harrison video.
>>216943325they made a deal with god
>>216943497>even though his appearance will be a barrier to certain types of roles.he's been doing more voice acting roles. I think it'll work out for him
>>216943497>>216943531His music is awful though. Whoever told him he can sing needs taking out back
>>216943579>Whoever told him he can sing needs taking out backSinging is a meme. As long as the music is good.
>>216943301YesAnd it all fucking sucks
>>216942011>it's 2025 and no fictional character is allowed be prejudiced and yet to have a good side/get redeemed as well
Here are some questions>Can you cook food in the Upside Down?>How does water work in the Upside Down?>What if you bring a sandwich to the Upside Down? What happens then?
>>216943341Eh, by the time S1 hit, it was common knowledge our two-party system was Red Chinese assets vs Soviet Russian assets. The impressive thing is how they were able to get the hardware to equip the actors playing soldiers while still being this honest about the character and competence of the armed forces.
>>216943590I mean I wouldn't go as far as good. He has one or two not terrible songs I guess
>ABANDON TRADITIONAL RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE!!! PURSUE YOUR OWN DREAMS INSTEAD OF REARING CHILDREN AND CONTINUING YOUR WHITE BLOODLINE!!!
>>216943652You’d want to do the same if you were stuck in the melty cum room too, Anon.
>>216943339Sadie's playing Firestar, if she's in anything MCU after Spoodermensch, it'll be to die in Doomsday to help sell the treat that only Superman can defeat.
>hey guys the army has these sonic weapons that can 100% neutralize people with psychic powers>should we steal one of them to help against Vecna?>nah, we’re good, let’s bring a bunch of ineffective guns and one flamethrower Pic unrelated
>>216943579Yeah, I'm not sure it will be within art at all, more like an influencer type.>>216943571Yeah, I think he'll have a productive career within that, the indie circuit and perhaps the "weird" end of television.
DO NOT MARRYDO NOT REPORDUCE
>>216941052>Over 153,000 people have signed a petition urging Netflix to release the unseen footage from Stranger Things 5 Volume 2.
>>216943272>Black kid loudly playing music from boombox at inappropriate time>white girl asks him to maybe turn it off >No Actual plot point.
>>216943652I didn’t knew they were seperated after this scene until internet and official duffer confirmation. This is so fucking botched retardness.
this show is pure jewish psyop garbage
here she comes...
dipshit Derek will trick vecna and save the daythe black kid is already getting his dick sucked by willscreencap me
>>216943744Bylers... I kneel.
>>216943770What's wrong with Jews? Also this show is free on Netflix
>>216943763I thought the conclusion was him admitting proposing and pursuing marriage wouldn't fix their relationship, and they should continue being boyfriend and girlfriend i didnt even realise this was them breaking up
>this will always be a part of the shows legacy
>>216943652>>216943735these characters were never good for each toher, their relationship sucked...but if it helps your weird white supremacy fantasy, both of these coke heads are in a real life relationship together and will probably pop a kid out before one dies of a heroine overdose
>>216943815I thought the same thing
>>216943824Pic>>216943826Youre a fag
>>216942425What was she suppose to do?
>>216943824>Will: I'm gay>Eleven:
The one character I wish they would've actually kept around. Felt like there was more to do with Billy, but his death is pretty important to S4 so eh
>>216941117Silence, Chris-chan. Don't you have a demented mother to rape?
>>216943744>scene for scene recreating Poor Little White Guy 5
>>216942658Based Steve
this is what netflix is expecting viewers to look like after the final episode
>Demogorgon encounters platoon of highly trained and heavily armed soldiers>Instantly slaughters them without a second of hesitation and in a way that cannot possibly be overcome by any human being>Demogorgon encounters a named character>Stops, roars, slowly approaches, is easily deterred and repelled by household makeshift weapons, and attacks with non-lethal forceThis happened like half a dozen times, basically in every Demogorgon scene so far. Why are the writers allergic to stakes of any kind and why can't they just create a sequence that doesn't force retarded instances of plot armour to happen in the first place? Oh and don't even get me started on that final Demodog scene in the hospital, who is writing this schlock?
sure why not at this point
Why are people hating the latest episode for a "reveal" that actually happened in episode 4? If it's execution, I thought it was okay, the ending of episode 4 was much worse.
>>216943935it was trying to kidnap Holly the others were just in its way
>>216943913The only character they took risks with. I miss him.
>>216943941Not enough interracial sex
>>216941052Glad to see Eleven not wearing her pants anymore
>>216943826>these characters were never good for each toherCorrect. It only existed to cuck Steve. Who then gets cucked by a lesbian for good measure.But the message is still there. You fags always forget this is fiction, it only happens the way it does because the writers chose to do it that way.
>>216943913>Felt like there was more to do with BillyLike what? he becomes a good guy now and joins the gang?
>>216943941Hardcore Byler shippers that didn't get what they want. They simply don't care that Mike isn't gay.
>>216943936a romcom in this economy? goodluck
>>216943173his acting is horrible though.
>>216943941no idea the episode is just more of the same slop they’ve been doing this entire season, exposition after exposition and lots of talking.
>>216944033Her farts definitely make noise.
>Noah Schnapp on reading Will’s coming out scene:>“I remember wondering ‘Are they ever gonna write it?’ And then we get here and they wrote it not just with Joyce but with the entire cast standing there… like a press conference. I gotta be honest, when everyone had to be like, ‘And me,’ ‘And me,’ I was like, err… Is that gonna work?”only ones that thought this was a good idea were the Duffers themselves
>>216943652>>216943763>>216943815Maybe I didn't pay enough attention but I thought he meant "I would marry you if we weren't about to die".
>>216944002>Just in its waySo then why didn't it instantly kill the fuck out of Joyce, Lucas, Mrs. Wheeler, Mike, etc to get to her? It put the kid gloves on and became a pussy beta at the most important moment of its mission and saved all of its killer instinct and brutality for military jobbers?
>>216944033having her in this outfit during the crawl was retarded
>>216943941Some people are hating because the explanations don't add up and the big plan involved a miraculously bulletproof box truck. I agree it wasn't the worst ep of the series, but it certainly was a lackluster penultimate episode. But all the same, much of the hate is the byler's screeching and trying to justify it by nitpicking every little thing they can.
>>216944140You either weren't paying attention or are legitimately retarded/autistic.
>>216941636They weren't even marines; they was Indiana National Guard.
>>216943913>He lives >Scenes where he has to renounce his prejudices and says they're a result of his childhood trauma >They would probably make him gay because of his masculinity No thanks
>>216944168I am retarded and autistic so that explains it.
>>216943936She wants to turn him straight
>>216944139unironically an actual fag would never write the scene like that, it's obvious pandering
>>216941274GIVE HER THE EMMY NOW
>>216943744what unseen footage?
>>216941864>>216941715What did I miss?
>>216944139AND MY AXE
>>216944140
>>216944228There are a lot of claims there were cut scenes. Probably there were, but I doubt they're all that important. Just stuff that will be redundant in the finale.
Why doesn't Vecna just send so many demogorgons/demodogs at the party that they can't fend them off and they all die?
>>216944088You don't need to be a good actor for retarded teenagers to like you. You only need to look good.
>>216941918I like Steve.
>>216943936she can't save him
>>216944140You aren't even the minority. It was awfully written and conveyed.
>>216944268>claimswhy would anyone believe that
>>216941918>bob>eddie>good charactersLOL Agree about the others.
He was right, you know.
>>216944311Thanks
>>216943735I didn't realize until I read about it later that this was a breakup... I thought they were just saying that they weren't ready to get married
>>216944264Yeah I get it now. I just didn't understand it before.
>>216944228Bylers always find a way to justify their mental illness
>>216944329The cast has said it, I think. There usually care scenes that are cut, even on a netflix show for a variety of reasons.
>>216944284But he doesn't. wtf? Have standards dropped that far?
>>216944348>one full minute of a character being based>walk it back later even though he was 100% right
>>216944139must feel like shit knowing you were justified in thinking it was a terrible idea and you're the one getting meme'd on
>>216942880Bravo to the writers for reaching back into the series and pulling on a thread that absolutely NO ONE wanted to be pulled. And bolting it onto the finale of all things. Bravo. Expectations subverted.
Pick your favourite retarded Vol. 2 scene:>Max and Holly pause for a 5 minute monologue when they reach the portal despite the crushing urgency and Max casually tells Holly she can't come with her and needs to find her own way out after guiding her here in the first place>Vicky and the elementary school teacher accompany the gang into the Upside Down and look totally out of place>Extended awkward coming out scene for a character we knew was gay for years and which is in reference to actions taken by Vecna that we never see (the vision of the dark future where everyone leaves him)>Demo-dogs can't hear the music playing in the laundry room and half-dead Karen could somehow drag an oxygen tank into the room and place it in a dryer and start the cycle and get out before anyone noticed including the dogs (the dogs don't react to the boombox playing music but are distracted by the dryer)>bizarre awkward Jonathan Nancy breakup scene>Kali's horrendous acting and attempt to manipulate Eleven into killing herself for the greater good
>>216944273Because then the show would endThe writers want to have their cake and eat it tooThe villian simultaneously has access to infinite resources and limited resources at the same time and simply chooses which ones to send out to maximize redshirt death and minimize main character dangerWe don't know the hard limit of how many he has, so far 3 demogorgs have been killed and 3 demodogs have been blown up. Are we meant to believe that after episode 4 he only had those 3 dogs left?Also how in the hell did henry not know max was in a coma? If I were him and I found her consciousness trapped in my mind, I would immediately search for her via the same method he used in s3>oh, well, he cant do that cause his base in the upside down was raided and now there are people thereOkay? And how the fuck is he stalking these kids then if not entering their minds? Youre telling me he didn't know max was in the hospital for 2 years?? It should have been the first thing he looked intoHe was always somewhat stupid, especially at the end of s4 when he monologued for half an hour to El, but this is just pure retardation man
>>216944242Some old Tina mp4s/webms. Get 4chanX, makes everything better.
>one of the Duffers has an obsession with showing up kids having their throats pumped with magical cum weird
>>216944419Let's be honest here, anon, if they pretended that episode never happened, people would be bitching about that.
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>>216944433Checked
>S4>Vecna can just remotely kill people after a certain time and sees through the eyes of all the people in Hawkins at all times>S5>Vecna doesn't know what children inside his own mind are thinking or doing
>>216944382>Have standards dropped that far?You've seen girls wet for Chalamet and Tom Hollnd for going on a decade and are surprised people find the above average looking Jewish twink attractive? He has 24 million Instagram followers they're not there just to follow his non existent career
>Nancy is flanderized to a hilarious degree>Robin is not even the same character that people liked from S3>Max literally repeats the escaping-Vecna's-mind-to-Kate-Bush scene and that has been her only plotline for 8 episodes>Mike is functionally written out of the show>Lucas is functionally written out of the show>Steve is portrayed as mentally retarded and just mean which is completely at odds with every ounce of character progression he's had since S1E1>Dustin being a bright young mind is now Sheldon Cooper with functional understandings of theoretical physics and also does nothing with the other characters except for calling Steve retarded>Hopper is repeating his S3 arc but without any of the heart or entertainment value>Eleven is repeating her S3 arc with Hopper but without any of the heart or entertainment value>Joyce has no material to work with for arguably 4 straight seasons and her one moment (her son coming out) was rewritten to be an ensemble scene where she again has jack shit>Jonathan's writers gave up after trying making him a stoner and instead just emasculate him during a fakeout death scene to sacrifice his character on the altar of making Nancy an independent black woman who don't need no man>Mrs. Wheeler has now stood toe to toe with a Demogorgon in single combat and has become an expert in making IED time bombs out of hospital equipment, and now has the power to regrow her larynx in 36 hours flat>HOLLY FUCKING WHEELER is now the core character to the entire plot>Vecna is so laughable as a villain he spends 80% of the season as Henry because that's a much more interesting performance despite, as showrunners, the Duffers are perfectly capable of making Vecna cool>Will needs no introduction, Noah's only saving grace is that Season 5 is so bad it actually manages to put into question how much of his bad acting is his fault and how much is the Duffers'
>>216944456He didn't care about Max that much after he "killed" her. And apparently his big plan of opening four gates into Hawkins wasn't that important either, because it was never addressed again by any character.
>>216944510>Vecna doesn't know what children inside his own mind are thinking or doingHe does. When he wants to. He can't when it's convenient, like how he doesn't know where Max is, apparently, even though Holly does. Beyond that, he can clearly interact with the world since he tracked all these kids down and talked to them.
>saves your final season
>>216944382Did you miss the previous threads where a femanon wrote at length how she wanted to rape him into being straight again?
>>216944433>A Demogorgon shows up to a barn, gets unironically no-subterfuge scared off by a Desperate Housewife with a rusty fire axe, then is chased into a portal by Steve who pauses the scene mid-action to start talking about "okay, so like, just imagine this Upside Down portal is like a peanut butter candy bar"I think this scene was more revolting to me than Will Byers attempting to steal "most embarrassing scene" two seasons in a row.
>>216944534>have vecna show up and do a telekenisis battle in ep4>it's fucking awesome>has a counter to flamethrowers>pulls pins from grenades>tentacle whip to stab people far away>calls will a faggot>leaves inexplicably>that's it>also doesn't seem to realize will hijacked his powers to kill the gorgs even though he was just on the other side of the gate and he literally IS the gorgs>thus he gets caught by surprise in the next episode when it happens again
>>216944571So he doesn't want to know what Derek is thinking and instead wants to waste time chasing him down to show him his dead family?
>>216944040>You fags always forget this is fictionwe aren't the ones spamming white supremacy pronatalist messaging on an otaku board lmao get a grip.
>>216944518do girls really like jew noses like Finn and Noah have?
>>216944570Opening the gates allowed the rifts to form and weaken the boundary between the worlds. Apparently.
Don't give me shit about season 4 being bad now, when it came out all you niggers were praising it outside of saying it was a bit bloated.
>>216944570Nigger, the second he found max in his mind he chased after her and only stopped when he got to the rapecaveHe clearly still wanted to finish the job, yet he did not think for one second>if her mind is here, her body must be aliveDespite him knowing that thats what he's going to do to the 12 kids he's about to kidnapIf he had merk'd her immediately in irl life upon finding her in his mind, his plan would have worked flawlessly as holly would have never gone into the woods
>>216944676Yes, they do.
>>216944606>only exists to sell tickets to Broadway show>can't even do that
>>216944676asian women, unironically
>>216944636Yes. His powers are very selective.
>>216944685Nah I fucking loathed volume 2. I loath it even more than I loath volume 2 of season 5, because volume 2 of season 4 is what retconned MK-Ultra in the first place.>Errrrm this real historic event akshually was all based around Vecna all along durr durr durrr duurrrrrSeason 4 volume 2 is where the show lost the plot entirely.
>>216944676I’m not Jewish, but have what could be misconstrued as a Jew nose.Based on my experience growing up, no they don’t like them.
>>216944685Season 4 was and still is good, warts and allThe people saying 4 were bad are just shills softening the blow for S5 by trying to compare it to 4, rather than letting people compare S5 to its real closest comparison, season 8 of Game of Thrones.
Why is Holly having a voice like she smokes two Camel packs daily
>>216944626That isnt what happened retardThe demo wasnt scared by joyce, will was preventing it from attacking herHow does this fly over your head?
>>216944685It sucked then and it sucked now. Quite literally only zoomers were praising it because of walking meme characters like Eddie and Argie.
>>216944736Maybe she does.
>>216944676Bitches love the nose in pussy move
>>216944534I've wondered how hands on Shawn Levy is with the show. He was always Executive Producer but now that hack is actually directing some of the episodes now. Notable one being the I'M GAY episode! aka the worst reviewed one of the season
So the timeskip was because vecna is too pussy to go into some cave and too retarded to have considered kidnapping more kids sooner?
>>216944747That was my thought when it happened, but I recall in that scene Will saying something along the lines of that he felt the Demogorgon's fear or something afterwardsI'm not rewatching the slop to confirm this
>>216944736Puberty, anon. Girl's voices crack and get hoarse, too.
Can someone spoil me the ending, because I don't think I can watch this anymore?
>>216944736Work on your english esl bro
>>216944382Look, we get it, you like squarejawed, musclebound, ruggedly handsome manly men, and that is a valid preference that's honestly the norm for gay men who don't trans their gender when their career stalls out and all five women left in America who aren't on birth control, but the kid's a twink, he looks rapably effete, and the estronauts prefer to be in charge when they sexually assault someone who looks like a child. No need to take offense, he's like eighteen months from twink death, and he ain't got Hugh Grant charisma, not even close. He'll be unemployable and probably dead in a traphouse basement before the next presidential election, and you'll be pissed at an entirely different kid who looks nothing like you being marketed as the standard of masculine attractiveness.
>>216944606Her and Tina.>>216254545>>216264098
I don’t understand this show anymore. How does the upside down exist if the russians are all dead? Wouldn’t it get sucked into oblivion since nancy disrupted the balance of everything? This show is fucking trash my guy
>>216944676
>>216944793NopeNot what happened
>>216944484I didn't see many people clamoring to know what happened to the jeet-crew. It was so long ago most people probably had no reaction when they showed her on screen as a big reveal. Shit happened like ten years ago.
>>216944681>allowed the rifts to formWhat rifts? Aren't the rifts just gates as well?
>>216944789Pretty sure it was solely down to the time between filming. They had to at least try to explain the actor's ages.
>>216944685>>216944730Also I have the receipts; these posts were all (Me)https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/170448051/#170449834https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/170487632/#170489673https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/170490682/#170491920Fuck season 4.
>>216944676I'm gonna let y'all in on a little secret.I've had 3 Jewish friends, all male.Each of them had massive fucking schlongs.And I mean, massive.
>>216944876Lmao
>>216944794If that's true she is extreme example of it she sounds like Sharon Stone
>>216944851I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm only saying what would have happened if they totally ignored it. It was a terrible idea to begin with, but not one they could easily back away from. >>216944859>what riftsThe spiderweb of faults they plated over that lead to the upside down. Will explains all of it in the big exposition dump.
>>216944802Yeah>all things are going according to plan>suddenly, something bad happens like the gun jams or batteries run out. maybe the BMW is back, idk.>right when vecna is closing in on them and they think it's over, suddenly the power of teamwork or friendship, or was it family? saves them>this is so powerful, vecna gets defeated and looks like henry>he's crying>s-sorry... i didn't mean to... its because I'm also gay like will, but I didn't have Tammy or Mike or friends>vecna is fading>suddenly, pajeeta is the mindflayer. she's been him the whole time, who knew?>vecna and 11 hold hands and defeat pajeeta>Derek is there for some reason, he shouts "suck my fat one!" and pushes pajeeta mindflayer into the tunnel>scene fades to black>its graduation day now, because apparently mike and friends were high school seniors>mike looks around and 11 isn't there, but hopper is. mike and hopper make eye contact, the scene fades>now its 11 in a cabin or maybe a tent, she's in the countryside>a car drives up>its mike and hopper, and I guess henry is good now because he's there too.
Is this anyway for a young actress to pose on social media?
>>216944787He directed the 3rd episode of season 1. He's always been directing a shit ton of the episodes you dumb ass
>>216944876are you some sort of Jewish penis inspector how did you see all 3?
>>216944900>chk'dBuddy admitted to me, it was a curse. He'd have bitches ready to get down, he'd pull down his drawers and they'd nope the fuck out.
>>216944926Why are you cutting out half the image
>>216944910>ifThere is no if. It is true. You can hear that shit cracking especially in the beginning episodes.
>>216944734if you fail to grow into it, it sucks big timebroke my nose in a fight as a kid, retarded parents ignored it because American health care systemmy nose looked really big and weird for a couple of years (got teased for a bit) until a post-puberty jaw line and facial hair balanced it all out for me
>>216944949When you live in close proximity, you will, in fact, at some point, see your roommates dick. Or, at least their morning wood under their pajamas.
>>216944950It's funny to me that any idiot on earth would ever believe this
>>216944926why do you keep posting this right when the thread is about to die?
>>216945019I think you're just gay, dude
>>216945021Naw, nigga.My nigga was a legend in college.We all knew his cock was a baseball bat. Poor guy got teased about it too.
>>216944992Fucking hell that kids fat
>>216945078He's an absolute unit and she's into fat bastards
>>216945040Takes one to know one, brother.
>>216945078CPS needs to be called on his parents, desu.
>>216945128cake protective services? fr, fr.
>>216945128He's too old for epstien's island
>>216944348steve spitting facts here
>>216945019No? I lived with friends for years and never seen their dicks.
>>216945169Feels a little foreboding considering his plan. He or Johnny boy are going to redo the ep 1 scene and one will die.
>>216944992>Fat Ugly Bastard Jr.
>>216945077You sound like the faggiest nigger wannabe I've ever heard. Go back to high school
>>216944412Sometimes you gotta let a nigga know. Steve doesn't hate the little nigga, he just had to let him know
>>216944422I (white) created the original, you (a jeet) created poo
>>216945279Chilayyys baybay back ribs
>>216945126>>216945126
>>216945308A nigger wannabe is a Wigger.Me thinks, you're the one still in high school, but I digress.
