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Queen of /film/

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/king/ and /queen/ of /film/.

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Watch Curious Alice (1971).

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Queer of /film/

>is Mann /film/?
No, he makes movies for mainstream audiences. Completely style over substance filmmaker

>>216948245
Alain Delon please.

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what is the best Malle-Bardot flick?

>>216948346
>style over substance
Meaningless 'critique'. In many cases, the style IS the substance.

Heat is one of the worst things i've ever seen

>>216948403
heat rules kys

Heat is absolute kino and I am tired of pretending otherwise.

>>216948300
Daniel Craig is QUEER

>>216948232
>QOD
A Brighter Summer Day
>Bonus
Faust
Suspiria
The Beyond
Phenomena
Nosferatu
Tenebre
Night of the Demon
Sisters
Outer Space
Halloween

>>216948462
I jerked off to that movie, I must admit

>>216948526
wow

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>>216948338
[chair clattering]

>>216948232
>>QOTD
>Favourite Chinese film?
An Elephant Sitting Still
>>Bonus
>Drop ya top 10 /hor/ror flicks.
The Thing
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Suspiria
Noiroi
Black Sabbath
REC
Possession
Deep Red
Kuroneko
Black Christmas

>>216948439
>>216948441
Mogged by Hard Boiled

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>I did what Lloyd couldn't. I broke you and I beat you. It was Lloyd who told me about you. He's the prophet. He's the smart one. He knew what the new matching stars captcha was and he found me to solve it and post the bake, and you know what the funny thing is? Listen... listen... listen... I paid him in Stacy Martin feet pics, toes in hand, just like that. He has his own Bau general now. A prosperous little thread. Three 'funnies producing OC. Five thousand bumps a week. STOP crying, you sniveling ass! STOP your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Gentle Ben.
>No...
>You slithered out of your mother's FILTH.
>No.
>They should have put you in a glass... JAR, on a mantelpiece. Where were you when Lloyd was suckling at the moderator's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, gentle Ben? One of somepony's ponies? That bake has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
>If you would just let me have this one bake, Anne...
>TRANSCENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAL! TRRRRRRANSCENDENTTTAL!
>don't BULLY me Anne!
>ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH

>>216948555
Almost 50 years later and no movie has lighting this good.

>>216948585
How is Hard Boiled anything like Heat at all?

>>216948590
TL;DR.

>>216948618
Featherless bipeds with guns.

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I hate my job...
I'm at one kino of 2h30min to 3h a week, I am depressed and I waste my time online instead of well...doing things

>>216948669
Stop posting Persona characters would be a good start.

>>216948694
I have to discover a /film/ waifu that I like then, and I haven't found any I like that much to post that way

>>216948669
Keep posting Persona characters, Giochad.

>>216948713
Sorry, cabal's full.

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>>216948713
>I have to discover a /film/ waifu that I like
yeah youre right this is the true key to happiness

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Wearing tinted lenses so my co-star Stacy Martin can't see me ogling her feet for the entire shoot.

I shit on Godard
>>216948760
What did you say? I am not part of a cabal, I am the algiers, i am the outsider, you'll shit and piss persona characters from just how much you'll be seeing them in every thread

Gio is an honorary member of the cabal. We will shelter him in our ranks. Welcome Gio.

>>216948585
No, mogged by blackhat. Blackhat mogs Heat.

>>216948791
Which is a woman you like the feet of? Just post her and make her your waifu.

I really liked blackhat actually, i watched that one on a sunny day, very sunny day

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>>216948780
Keep posting those locomotives and I might actually watch this.

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Yeah, I'm thinking it's /film/.

>>216948824
I'm too ashamed to reveal my top wikifeet ratings as I do have an account on the site. But yeah I should post feet

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>>216948847
Actual trvke.

>>216948835
Blackhat is super underrated. Thankfully it seems to be undergoing a critical re-evaluation.

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>>216948232
>QOTD
Rainclouds Over Wushan
>>216947976
Typical fullerbro W.

If Gio avatars as actress feet, I will proclaim him the most based poster in /film/.

Is there any meaningful stylistic difference between Fifth and Sixth Generation or is it strictly just when the movies were released?

>>216948906
stop trying to enable him, freako

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>>216948847
Here's a rule of thumb: if it's on the Criterion Collection, it's/film/

>>216948882
>Thankfully it seems to be undergoing a critical re-evaluation.
It is? Why?

>>216948970
TRVKE

https://www.criterion.com/shop/browse?director=bay-michael

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>>216948970
Based.
Didn't this general love Criterion a decade ago back when they were still a respectable boutique label?

>>216948970
Criterion sucks so /film/ sucks.

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If the funnies started a rock band, their debut single would be "Jesus Christ Bause!

Thank you, thank you.....

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Now that the dust had settled, what the fuck was Criterion thinking????

>>216949337
>dust had settled
less gay sex, more english class, pendejo

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>>216948232
>Favourite Chinese film?
The Wayward Cloud or Kung Fu Hustle
>top 10 /hor/ror flicks.
Häxan
Kwaidan
The Phantom Carriage
Hausu
The Discarnates
The Devils
Arsenic and Old Lace
Onibaba
Peeping Tom
The House that Jack Built

>>216949370
More gay sex actually

>>216949337
Based and Tom of Finland pilled.

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Okay /film/, what are we thinking of Tim Burton's underrated gem Pee Wee's Bug Adventure???

tim burton is a hack

>>216949409
overrated coal

>>216949400
They hired a Tom of Finland influenced DeviantArt fetish artist, which is actually based, but he fucked up and half assed the cover. It looks like a shitty half rendered CGI model, plus I think he admitted to using AI slop as well.

>>216948232
>QOTD
Flowers of Shanghai
>Bonus
The Blair Witch Project
Alien
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Cure
Ugetsu
Irreversible
Climax
Nosferatu (1922)
The Butterfly Effect
Eyes Without a Face

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is there any point in coming here when one isn't into /film/ currently? i only come here to see waifuposting nowadays. i also want to use this opportunity to shout out the Vera Farmiga chad. there should be more posts of her.

>>216948232
>QOTD
HK only bc i have yet to branch out but A Moment of Romance (1990), The Love Eterne (1963), Rogue (1987), My Heart Is That Eternal Rose (1989), Boat People (1982), Made in Hong Kong (1997), Dangerous Encounters of the First Kind (1980).

>Bonus
Suspiria (2018)
Eyes Without a Face (1960)
Trouble Every Day (2001)
Martyrs (2008)
Angst (1983)
Repulsion (1965)
Phantasm (1979)
Dante's Inferno (1911)
Revenge (2017)
The Vanishing (1988)
Under the Skin (2013)
Orphan (2009)

honorable mentions:
Heretic (2024), Companion (2025), Together (2025)

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>>216949791
I still come here when I'm not watching /film/. There are some cool people here and some good fufus being posted as you said. I picture /film/ as the diner Travis goes to with the taxibros in Taxi Driver. A comfy respite from my time spent staring at black people, stalking child prostitutes and planning to murder politicians.

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Is it /film/ approved?

>no one rates the cabinet of shrink caligari
dire

>>216949981
It insists upon itself.

>>216949926
Isn't this made by a tranny literally from an /lgbt/ board

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>>216949917
appreciated. also good pic, wholesome and kino analogy. based.

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some non-argento giallokinos that i personally enjoy and are absolutely worth your time.
>inb4 make a letterboxd list
no u, faggot

what have you done to solange
a bay of blood
the psychic
all colors of the dark
the possessed
the perfume of the lady in black
short night of glass dolls
the case of the bloody iris
blood and black lace
dont torture a duckling
the house with the laughing windows
the strange vice of mrs wardth

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>>216949791
>i also want to use this opportunity to shout out the Vera Farmiga chad. there should be more posts of her.
As the resident Farmigaposter, this made me smile but then you listed the Suspiria remake as your favorite horror :( I'm also a big fan of Orphan and L'Inferno (1911). I haven't experienced such whiplash in ages.

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>>216950382
Missing this kino.

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>>216950382
Literally all trash. Giallo is a worthless genre. Into le garbage it goes

Giallo is a Italo-Catholic genre par excellence. A d*tch pr#testant would never get it.

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>>216949917
>>216950369
Based Sophiebros

Not even kidding when I say that giallo is one of the purest expressions of cinema out there.

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>>216951015
nice.

>>216951084
midwit faggot detected

>>216951196
i, too, have come full circle with this opinion

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need some Ronald Reagan and John Payne type bros in my life no homo

>>216951271
OK dingo

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>>216951292
I make some throwaway post in here like twice a month and every time I'm somebody different

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GIALLO = BOOBS AND DEATH. Wow so riveting. True art right there. OH MY EMOTIONS I FEEL SO GOOD LIKE A LITTLE WOMAN ALL THESE FEELS I MUST FEEL MUH FEEL I AM A BODY ENSLAVED BY MY SENSES WHAT IS THIS LOGOS YOU SPEAK OF BE GONE

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I love how absolutely FLAT Daria is in Shock.

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>>216951462
this is a level of assblasted i have not yet witnessed please keep going

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>>216951462
This but unironically.

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I also love lesbians (same filename).

>>216951462
Everyone goes to hell lil pup

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>>216951550
I am living in a state of sanctifying grace right now. No, if I were to die right this instant BOOM Heaven. Perhaps a bit of purgatory first though.

Think I might pickup the Criterion release of Scanners.

Any good gangster movies that depict and go into the mind of real sadistic killers like Sam DeStefano

>>216951635
i wouldnt. second sight released a 4k

>>216951840
What's wrong with the Criterion release?

>>216951635
Is Scanners good? I still haven’t watched it. My favorite cronenberg’s are Dead Ringers and his three Gadon films unironically.

>>216951878
It's great. Insane plot with really good practical effects. It's basically the first movie that established what Cronenberg would go on to be known for and associated with.

>>216951940
Might watched it this week. I was actually planning on it before this. Right now I’m looking for relaxing and quiet thriller movies that are crime related.

>>216952055
Scanners is a crime related thriller but it's definitely not relaxing or quiet.

>>216951984
Does this nigga just spawn whenever her name is mentioned?

>>216952082
Yes

>>216952073
Last thing I watched was Collateral. I guess that kind of fits the vibe I’m going for. I wouldn’t mind recommendations similar.

>>216951858
its a standard blu ray. the second sight release is a higher quality 4k disc.

>>216951878
yeah its awesome

>>216951172
Based.

>>216952248
Word. Does Second Sight have Videodrome too?

>>216951271
Dwankino.

Has anyone here watched Collateral? Is Michael Mann /film/? Why was Tom Cruise dying his hair gray nothing less than a stroke of genuis?

Tired of "is x /film/?" posts.

Mann, Cronenberg, and Argento are all /film/.

>>216952445
Well I’m sorry because I have to ask for now on because I don’t want to get banned. I was talking about a movie once and someone reported me for being off topic.

>>216952462
All midwit filters too.

>>216952430
>>216952462
No. Refer to My previous post >>216948346

>>216952490
Lmao this question was already asked itt sowwwy

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Style = Substance. This is not a medium for the blind.

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>>216952696
Kek, you would say he's /film/ had he cast Gadon in some mid-late 90s horrorslop back when she was a child actor and he'd just fallen off. Don't lie, cuck

>>216952420
no but there is a criterion 4k of videodrome.
i have the second sight scanners and criterion videodrome. both are excellent

Never thought I would be nostalgic for the Great Kinski/Gadon War of '24...

>>216952779
Cute nose.

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Downloaded kino, time to watch something

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Where can I watch Marina De Vans 2019 film My Nudity Means Nothing (ma nudité ne sert à rien)? she is one of my favorite cutes, i dont care how old she gets. i have a VPN for country hopping, and am willing to pay to see her in the flesh. thank you

>>216952844
I miss those days. I was unemployed and could watch movies all day if i wanted to.

>>216953166
damn i need to become a NEET faggot

>>216952844
Stop, he already has PTSD.

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I can't help but see Ozu as a phony piece of shit after learning he's a war criminal. And I like Griffith quite a lot

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>>216953220
Disliking Griffith around these parts is punishable by death.

>>216953194
Ya it was pretty much a great time. Now I’m back to enslavement. My time is not mine. I am reminded that every waking moment. “Soon I will be back at work.” What a life. I’m going to find a way to NEET AGAIN very soon.

Now that I think about it I might be the poster who pushed kinskifag go over the edge and quit /film/.

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Kinskibro is eternal.

>>216952844
That sucked so bad, they'd take over entire threads.

>>216953381
What did you do?

>>216953554
I was acting like I was Gadonfag’s side when really I was completely indifferent. I don’t remember specifics but I made like three different posts that set him off. Shortly after my last one I remember he said I wash my hands of /film/ and started making separate threads for Kinski.

>>216952896
keep us updated
>>216952979
read your post yesterday and couldn't find anything, maybe the private tracker niggas can give you a hand

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anyone here watch this yet? it seems the point flew over most international viewer's heads.

Surprisingly the Starlet of /tv/ noms weren't exclusively Marvel and Star Wars characters and we actually had a few vintage picks, give them a little support if you like
https://forms.gle/AgMzVqUXKMEqX7vH8

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>>216952979
Shit outta luck.

>>216954110
>What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? nomination
Quality taste

We're dead again.

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>>216953403
He's on the descent arc of his personal Divine Comedy, but soon his Beatrice will guide him back to the light of /film/. The whole affair is, dare I say, fittingly Schraderian.

where do you guys find your films, the torrent site i use plus soulseek doesnt have everything i want, yeah i use the basic bitch 1337, should i be on something else?

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Par le trou de la serrure (1901)
aka Peeping Tom

>>216955087
456movies

>>216955087
AvistaZ, CinemaZ, and Karagarga.
Rutracker and 1337 for mainstream stuff

I’ve been gaslighted into thinking that OBAA is a great film.

>>216955323
It is a great film though.

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>>216955248
>AvistaZ, CinemaZ, and Karagarga.
I am out of luck...
I feel humiliated, I know the movie I want to watch is there, but I can't...it's so obscure. I am full of resentment, I don't wanna watch it.

>>216955439
GOAT

>>216955384
Of course it is. Everyone knows that. I love OBAA!

>>216955617
This but unironically.

We all love OBAA unironically here.

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how do i get into private trackers?

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>>216955692
You stick the playstation remote in your bum.

>>216955692
if you have to ask, you don't

>>216955708
>>216955706
I am going to take a power drill to your kneecaps, how do i get in?

>>216955692
Take the RED interview, behave for a bit until you hit power user, then use the invite forums
I'm assuming, I don't have a RED account because I have enough from my WCD days, but that's how it's always worked

>>216955712
Send your credit card details to Birkinbro and he’ll sign you up.

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>>216955390
How would you feel if it was me who posted that?
>>216955692
Get an AvistaZ or CinemaZ invite from me (if you get through my personal vetting process)

>>216955712
befriend some discord pedos and beg them for invites

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>>216955741
I am not joking, I am a contained murderous person, I will stab you right below the ribs and I wish to fuck your lungs, pull and fuck your lungs.
>>216955747
serious?
You would know my real identity then...I am one...in billions...I'm too unique in ways you people can't understand
what if i told you what i want...and you check if its there...?

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>>216955712
>how do i get in?
START DOING THIS.

>>216955692
Just buy your way in through a pay site.
>Paying for piracy
Get fucked, I paid five bucks to pirate hundreds, if not thousands, in video games. Worth it.

>>216955789
like what, i am disconnected from irl and online life...
whats a...pay site? no legit site has what i want i think

Bro tryna cop daisy destruction

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>>216955777
I can check... but it'd be lousy OPSEC to snatch it. Rather not associate my private tracker life with my /film/ persona

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Its literally the rec I got last thread...Joy of Torture
Im a very emotional person so when i couldnt easily get it i started crying and im sad and crying right now, i have emotional crying tantrums you could say

Its literally just Shogun’s Joy of Torture

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>>216955837
Release...: Shoguns Joy of Torture 1968 1080p BluRay REMUX AVC FLAC 1.0-TRiToN
Video.....: MPEG-4 AVC Video / 34829 kbps / 1080p / 23.976 fps / 16:9 / High Profile 4.1
Audio #1..: Japanese / FLAC Audio / 1.0 / 48 kHz / 630 kbps / 24-bit
Audio #2..: Commentary by Tom Mes
Subtitle..: English
Chapters..: Yes (Numbered, No Titles)
Source....: Shoguns Joy of Torture 1968 1080p GBR AVC DTS-HD MA 1.0-GSeye

>>216955837
it's on rutracker, accounts are free there

>>216955837
Don't post Rise in these threads.

>>216955837
Post some Yukiko my chigga.

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>>216955857
>>216955855
I refuse to see it now, I felt humiliated and I cried when I couldnt easily get it, ive never used rutracker before though...im too lazy to open an account there...
>>216955851
why are you showing me this? are you looking down on me?

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I declare that Shoguns joy of torture is a shit film not worth seeing...even Dogtooth has more merit

I have the same hatred for shoguns joy of torture that i have for that "dominatrix" who didnt reply to my texts fast enough

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>>216955898
Better suck a little harder or the invites won't flow
And I don't mean your thumb
(Don't mean your thumb)
So on your knees you bum
Just tell yourself it's yum
(Yourself it's yum)
And suck it till you're numb

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>>216955940
It’s okay, you still have Orgies of Edo and Inferno of Torture left untainted for you, Gio-dono.

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>>216955961
I want to suck your cock kind of exactly for this...you're such an asshole...and cool but...rude...it's hot. you're so hot to me

HNGHHHHHHH i would love to blow/rim you to get over my parental issues...

im sad though...i wanted to watch that film....its not fair i cant get it
what if later i want something thats not anywhere but private trackers....its like that other film i wanted to watch and its nowhere online
i feel humiliated

gioisgay

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Whatever who cares about Shoguns joy of torture
I have half a collection left of real gore and snuff to watch

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Overlooked giallo kino

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>>216956019
Yeah, I'm in kind of a weird mood myself.

>>216956038
You can’t log that crap on your ‘boxd tho.

>>216956063
A good one or a bad one? How big are you anyways?
>>216956065
who gives a shit about that though

>>216956052
Watching Death Laid An Egg (1968) (Director's cut) today

After a couple of based comments in the previous thread i see Gio is back to his cringe self. Oh well.

Karagarga is the only one worth getting in really.

ITS NOT FAIR
I WANNA BE IN A PRIVATE TRACKER NOW
NOW
NOW
NOW
NOW

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>>216956084
Take a Monster can. From the very bottom towards the top where it takes an angle and says "no sugar" and/or Taurin + Ginsen. That's full mast. I've tried looking up dildos of my size but all the ones with my length have been not as girthy.

>>216955855
>>216955898
You dont even need an account. Just click the magnet link.
>>216956141
How can I get into?

I GET A bit excited when i see birkin now...
or when birkinbro replies to me

>>216956165
See >>216955961

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for me AvistaZ is all I need

i dont even know how ill get in a tracker...i wanna get into one so i know i can do it
>>216956161
so i tried to picture that but i dont know...i think you are bigger

i am merely 6 anyways
>>216956209
fuck off i hate you

>>216956175
I thought you were going to switch from personaposting to feetposting.

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AvistaZ is pay to play just buy a seedbox from their sponsor, best $8 I ever spent.

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If it ain’t on Netflix, it ain’t worth watching!

I'm a broke ahh nigga. Wybois be buyin them seedboxes n shiee. Ain't got no money fo dat.

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>>216954058
thanks for trying fren. its a small film, i doubt theres any torrents. i would ask her on instagram, but i dont have one
>>216954162
what site is this?

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>>216955808
You're playing Eschaton a la Infinite Jest mentioning shit like this outside of /b/

The /film/ DEFCON level goes up by one everytime Brooke is posted

Gio here
Whats a seedbox and you can buy it? I mean I could but ehat do i get for that, I am too lazy rn to read the seedbox page

>>216956450
How do we know that wasn't a stunt double?

>>216956478
She couldnt act for shit in that movie. Someting must hve been done by her, stunts.

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Mister Iceberg, Mister Iceberg
Mister Iceberg likes to make love on the rocks
Mister Iceberg, Mister Iceberg
Mister Iceberg likes his little girls in socks
>>216956230
I was serious about offering you an invite but I'm having second thoughts now. I suspect you'd start sexually harassing me in private.
>>216956398
Karagarga

>>216956507
Her acting has soul.

>>216956302
Foot Queen of /film/

>>216956526
I wouldnt do that BUT I mean whazlts an invite anyways, is it like getting into a private discord server or what
Still thanks for even considering hugs kisses

>>216956530
Not in Phenomena. Just a hot stuffed jailbait.

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>>216956598
Well no. There are strict rules and guidelines to follow. If someone you invite fucks up, there are consequences for you as well. It's risky to invite just anybody.

>>216956698
Tummy....her tummy...hnghhhhh
Got it then, well what do you need from someone to add them though, also right now? I am def not srable at all

Stop spoonfeeding this faggot please.

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what do you want off AvistaZ just give me 30 minutes and I'll dump it on gofile

>>216956756
Wait i can...buy my way in on avistaZ right?

>>216956778
I already said that and you said you were broke we're going in circles aigoo

>>216956698
More of her feet, please.

>>216956822
No

Jerkin' eet to Birkin feet

>>216956822
Just look her up on wikifeet.

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>>216956822
Just this once...

Weird hours, you guys are getting too weird.

>>216956209
>>216956756
kdg fag.

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>>216957031
Laughing hard at this stupid gif. A stroke of genius if I'm being humble. Trivia: it lasts 4 minutes 5 seconds

>>216957031
>>216957154
Joke's on you because I nutted at the thumbnail.

>>216957154
It's not even a little bit funny.

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>>216948232
>Musical. Looks fantastic. Judy Garland has a tweeny romance with a lot of handholding, her younger sisters are psychopaths and overall it's just a whole lot of nothing-a bourgeois drawing room drama without any bite. Again, does look good, but I wanted either more drama, melodrama and a more adult lead.

https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/film/meet-me-in-st-louis/

>>216957760
>b-word
D R O P P E D

>>216957788
bite?

>>216957300
Shaggy dog stories are never not funny

How about a Bollywood remake and it's called "Jeet Me in St. Louis"?

>>216957847
God damn it, Don! You've done it again!

Good night, /film/.

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The first kiss is always the sweetest
From under some broad's sombrero

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>>216958007
*smooch*

I always read *smooch* as "smooch" in my head, not as the sound effect

>>216958299
The same applies to "sigh" or "yawn".

Ok, but is Brian De Palma /film/?

bump

>>216959216
*smooch*

>>216958739
Serge got to tap both

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>>216960216
>man had sex
>WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>216960216
They had the urge for Serge.

>>216952462
No, they are not

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>>216958597
hes on the edge id say. i like him though anyway

>mfw snake eyes is the dumbest thing imaginable and yet it kind of rules

I watched Andrei Rublev

>>216961106
nice. whatd you think?

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>>216961198
I was a bit bored in the first hour, not gonna lie, but it was worth it for everything else. Phenomenal film

>>216961244
The Swedish Chef is easily the most /film/ Muppet.

>>216961298
what is the most /film/ Muppet film

>>216961316
Probably Muppets Take Manhattan.

Post your favorite paintings, books, music pieces

what 25 /films/ would you say are absolute MUST WATCH for 2025?

>>216961316
The Muppet Movie (1979) has Orson Welles in its cast

>>216956785
I am not broke. I'll get it

>>216956302
this but unironically
netflix slop is peak

>>216961655
so does the first transformers movie

>>216961717
Transformers: The Movie (1986) is /film/; the Bayhem flicks aren't. Simple as.

>>216961515
>paintings
not really a medium I've explored at all. I know most of the famous painters, so of all them I'd probably say I like Monet's style the most
>books
I haven't read a single book since high school (over 10 years at this point), and even then I only really read what was required for the curriculum. I remember really liking The Great Gatsby, so I'll say that's my favorite
>music pieces
if we're talking explicitly classical music, again I haven't explored it directly. I am of course familiar with the basics through their use in other films/shows/games/etc. but I'm not sure I've ever listened to a complete concerto outside of the one time I saw an orchestra play live, and I don't remember what they played. I think I like Mozart more than Beethoven

>>216961746
>the Bayhem flicks aren't
absolutely filtered

>>216961244
felt the same.

>>216961441
just watched this with my kids. its actually really awesome

>>216961655
Muppets Take Manhattan has Brooke thoughbeit.

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I will NOT watch James Cameron films.
I will NOT watch Michael Bay films.
I will NOT fall for the 'vulgar auteur' grift.

So, should I watch a touch of zen, or 3 Herzog films?

>>216962030
It depends. Which Herzog films?

>>216962040
Land of silence and darkness
Fitzcarraldo
the fire within

>>216962051
Fitzcarraldo is, from memory, about the same length as Touch of Zen. Doing a triple feature with it seems absolutely exhausting. I'd say just watch Fitzcarraldo, or do a Land of Silence/Fire Within double session.

>>216957760
>I wanted either more drama, melodrama and a more adult lead.
you should judge a movie for what it is, not what you want it to be

>>216962074
I am pretty durable if the films are kino

>>216962138
it's implicit that i didn't like what it was, i.e. lacking drama, melodrama and with a youthful lead

>>216961806
The pleb of /film/

>>216962242
All the great filmmakers were bibliophiles. Dedicating your life to cinema but then saying "I haven't read a single book since high school" is inexplicable to me.

>>216962242
film is the medium I enjoy the most, and thus it is the medium I have explored the most. I keep saying I need to read more or listen to more music, but I just keep getting drawn back to film. that being said, even with 4000+ films seen, I am still kind of a pleb when it comes to film, at least in my opinion

What makes Birkinbro so attractive ngl he is so hot

>>216962303
most great filmmakers didn't really watch that many films, which I believe is part of the reason they became great filmmakers. I have no desire to be a filmmaker, just to watch films

>>216962338
It's those unconscionably sexy size 10 Birkin feet.

watching too many films is bad for taste

>>216962345
this
there's a big component of narcissism in the medium

Cinephiles give this medium a bad reputation, very ironic if you think about it

>>216962703
why so?

>>216962738
all the faggotry

>>216962738
They know very little about the arts

>>216962738
I get what he means, the cinephile culture is pedestrian, narcissistic (taking pride on watching something is the lowest artistic "merit") and worst of all now, ironic

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>>216962338
You're attracted to his avatar (photos of prime Jane Birkin) and you project that onto the pseudonym of Birkinbro.

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not looking good
don't @ me if you log shorts

>loggged more than 1400 films on Letterboxd
It's over for me
What watching too much kino does to a motherfucker

>>216963009
Are you the 3 films a day fella?

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>>216962753

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>>216961946

>>216963079
that's me

>>216963079
No, I accumulated that amount over an 8 year period

why are kdramas allowed on letterboxd?

>>216963174
single season tv shows are allowed on letterboxd, and most kdramas fall in that category. that being said, I've definitely seen some multi-season shows on there that do not belong, but they don't get removed because the trannies that run the site like them

>>216963009
3484 hiding shorts and mini-series for me

>>216962030
A Touch of Zen.

>>216962853
That’s a good number really, especially if you are already went through your 3 films a day phase.

Anymore than 300 films a year is excessive and downright insidious if you’ve already went through your 3 films a day phase.

>>216963950
you dont even have enough time to take everything in. i wish i had time to watch more films, but there is no scenario where id be averaging more than one per day

>>216963748
I will probably end up watching that one, I am in the mood
>>216963950
I know normies that watch a movie per day, not good ones, but they do so.
Shitload of thrillers for some reason

>>216963950
I've watched 118 movies this year.

1 new kino a week with repeats here and there

>>216964068
You don’t belong in here

>>216964068
Based

>>216964068
You need to pump those numbers. Try 2 kino per week at first

>>216964081
Because we only watch blunts, joints, movies and flicks here.

bakin

>>216964108
What about spliffs?

>>216964112
Anna Karina edish please.

>>216964139
how about nonwaifu edish pls

why haven't you watched the best film of the year yet?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gOtwbuaYitE

>>216964167
I have already seen OBAA.

>>216964164
Fuck you.

Brooke edish

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>>216964188

NEW
>>216964209
NEW
>>216964209
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>>216964209
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>>216964197
This.

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>>216964081
i have books to read plus it lets you digest more
>>216964101
youre right, im only at 1 kino per week (i am not counting shorts in those, i mean a 3h or more kino) because im depressed, and exhausted from my job...i am aiming for 4 kinos a week, i used to be around 4 or 5 new per week

i am too depressed

bump

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>>216964246
Next time