Hebe DSLs Edition>>216956689
https://x.com/i/status/2005275257435738363
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>>216966084Cute!
No one died yet this season, right?Such high stakes. I'm thoroughly invested and thrilled to find out if the heroes will save the world or not.
>>216966410The plot armor in this show is insane and it's ruining it.
>Vecna can't call Will gay because it doesn't work anymoreIt's trully over.
>>216966084She should have been the one to play Alice.
>>216966084Finally, a good thread.
>>216966334>This AI Millie shows more emotion in 3 lines than she did throughout the whole season
>>216966496KEK
Imagine making passionate love to Holly and she begs you to give her a baby
>>216966334For me, it’s the futa mommy version.
>>216966410Dustin got a snake killed
>>216966410
>>216966410Holly should have died. Just unceremoniously, faceplanted right in front of the others.
>>216966466The climax should have been Vecna teasing Will in his mind about his gayness and Will trying to battle it by something like>Idc anymore!>idc if they leave me!>I care more about the people that I love to be safe than my sexual orientation>so OUT me Vecna!>*epically turns on Vecna and snaps him in half*
*saves season 5*Just how did she do it?
>>216966596By exclusivity fucking black guys
>>216966530i would, but it'd be at least the fifth time today...
who else other than this guy is at least trying to act well this season
>>216966576Fucking animal.
*saves season 5*Just how did he do it?
>>216966638DerekSteveDustinNancyHopper doesn't give a fuck at all
What the fuck was the point of this completely irrelevant and unnecessary remark? >hey viewer, we just wanted to let you know this 11 year old in 80s small town is a coalburner, it has absolutely nothing to do with the plot and doesn't add anything to her character at all, but you should really know this piece of trivia about HollyOut of all the boys in her classroom, she's crushing on some ugly bulb headed somali manlet who's a head shorter than her. Totally believable and not at all some sick faggot writer's fetish.
Anyone else find her a bit odd looking?
>>216966638I would have said Will but that got throwing right out the window last episode.
>>216966697You could say there are stranger things going on that cast
>>216966702Actually true. Not the best perfomance so far but he actually puts efforts into his acting
>>216966671ywnbaw
>>216966638
>>216966709Hey, Grok, is that true?
>>216966684It's obviously meant to trigger the audience while being silly and not committing to anything.
>>216966684Imagine being a fly on the wall in the writers room and seeing how that went down
>>216966747smfo
So which actor is fed up the most?
>>216966732At little too much effort. I don't blame the actors too much. Some of the dialogue they've been forced to deliver is ridiculous.
>>216966763the duffer brothers don't exist, it's a show made by Israeli AI
>>216966684/pol/…
>>216966791Indian AI. Israel is an AI construct.
>>216966709>the character who expressed that he wanted to start a family and have six children will die violently before he is able to Watch them do this obviously subversive nihilistic demoralisation shit.
>Max and El didn't interact at allLul
>>216966084>using fork in the European style
>>216966684Why does this bitch (who has 10X less relevance to the series as a whole than Holly already had) even have a whole speaking line? Why are any of these characters on screen for this long? Where the fuck are Mike, Lucas, Dustin and Will?
>>216966596Res ipsa loquitur.
Stop wanting to fuck Holly.
>>216966857They have a brief interaction when they reunite. Max didn't give a shit. Bitch is cold. Left Holly to die. I sincerely hope she gets got.
One of yhe duffer brothers is gay isnt he, hence the gay stuff
>>216966853>kill Steve so he can’t have a bunch of white children >kill 11 so Mike can’t start a family with her >break up Nancy and Jonathan so she can “find herself”>max and Lucas, Josh and Holly, Robin and Vickie, Will and some guy he just met in a truck stop bathroom all look into the sunset together in the finale
>>216966938probably less jewish than the ending we'll get
>>216966938I can see this happening
>>216966938>And everyone lived happily ever after>Except Will who died of AIDS two days later>Written by Eric Cartman
You are all going to apologise when the show shits on Will's homosexuality in the end. The last middle finger from Dufflers to Netflix.
Hopper looks like he's so done with everyone's shit that if it were up to him he'd just collapse the wormhole and kill the entire cast.
>>216967035You think this stuff goes to streaming without netflix seeing and approving it?
>that scene with Holly falling out of the sky then back up into the clouds was too goofy
>>216967068>make 2 versions>one to show to Netfliz qaulity control>another one to upload
>>216966938>>216966978So there is still hope for Byler
>>216966709AI slop
The upside down is way scarier when they explain everything
>>216967099You think this is youtube and the duffers upload themselves? >>216967092Just adds to the continuing issue of power creep and depletion.>vecna can catch holly falling and rip her back into the sky>can't just kill everyone against him like it's nothing
>>216967092What's funny is that had Vecna not stopped her she would have shattered into a million pieces, Nancy would be walking through blood and bone in the streets of the Upside Down, trying to find her sister
>>216967166On a cosmic horror level sure, but this stuff goes over people's head more often than not.
>>216967195When I first saw it I thought she was just in zero gravity which is what should be in the center of the wormhole.
>the one character that's an inhuman monster has the most range and dimension of all the characters
>>216967195She was in northern Canada
>>216967232That's just another plothole. Gravity only goes one way in the wormhole.
>>216967173you're supposed to turn on the big cock BEFORE you put a bun in the oven
>>216967342I know. Just saying my initial thought.
he has sex predator energy 2bh
>>216967475Yeah because he is....?
>>216967342>Gravity only goes one way in the wormhole.Why wouldn't it?
Will isn't gay acually. He just wants to suck a dick
>>216967555are you brown by any chance?
When did Brenner learn all of that shit about the UD if he was never in it, he left Hawkins (presumed dead) like 5 days after it was created and during that time all the glowies that he sent there were eaten. And let's say he did manage to study it somehow, how could his notes be on the UD that's frozen in time on the day it was created?
i think vecna loses his evil, transforms back in to a boyscout and fucks will in the cave
>>216967173what a temptress
Can someone make a side by side meme aboutDemogorgans when attacking soldiers and then in another frameDemogorgans when attacking anyone elseAnd do like a rabid wolf. Then a puppy side by sideOk great
>>216967737Ask chatGPT bro. That's literally all it's good for anyway.
>>216967590>on television and film>isn't brown
what is Vecna feeding to the kids? Fucking weird ass option to go with it too.>Let just put a large penis into their mouth haha.Are Duffer brothers kews?
>>216967173>IM ACTING
>>216967666Ultra Derek wasn't even a thing during Brenner's time.
>>216967666Apparently Brenner created the UD via the exotic matter. Don't ask how he did that.
>>216967761I cant afford it
>>216966671>dipshit Derek pikes vecna from behindGame over assface!
>>216967816Blood, probably. Infusing the kids with the power of gay just like Will.
>>216966866Maybe she's left handed
>>216966576>kill of one the only good charactersIt's terrible suggestions like these that make today's shows suck
>>216967862>can't afford something free
>>216966671he's gonna pound holly in the final episode
>>216967816It's an alien reference, obviously. >what is Vecna feeding to the kids?The black smoke stuff.
People are saying this season sucked but remember when Hopper was in a russian gulag for some reason and Joyce flew over to bust him out
>>216967902You need a decent computer to run an offline model that doesn't violate your rights.
>>216967920
>>216967942The Hawkins stuff was still good. Things were hit and miss in previous seasons, but there was always some good there to offset. S5 has Holly and some Dustin-Steve scenes. That's pretty much it.
>>216967942Vaguely. I remember the swordfight which was fucking ridiculous since these things are impervious to bullets. Or at least they are when it's convenient for the plot to move forward.
>tucking holly in after popping her cherry
>>216967976donkeydick derek has no such problem
>>216967858>Apparently Brenner created the UD via the exotic matter.What?
SUCK MY FAT ONE
>>216967976Isn't that the Catwoman actress that went batshit?
>>216968033timmy
>>216968078That's what Dustin said. Since the UD is an exact copy of the lab on Nov 6, 1983, we can assume it's true.
>>216968123*a jew
I completely lost my shit when old husk Linda told us she was going to send demogorgons to Russia. Holy shit what a mountain of stupid.
What a shit fucking season, dear Lord>trying to recreate moments from previous seasons like Max running towards the light, but it looks cheap as fuck even though the budget is twice as big>completely ignoring the season 4 ending>making Holly the main character>Mike and Lucas do absolutely nothing important again other than being boyfriends>apparently throatfucking little kids gives Vecna more power, but it also gives them powers, and Vecna is too fucking dumb to notice>constant expositionIt's not going to land. It's over.
>>216968211Do we even know what exactly it is she's doing? She had jeet girl in a little prison for something and was playing around with a tentacle. Oh, and she wants to capture El to make more kids even though they weren't doing anything with the previous ones.
>>216968244It’s already hit the second tower
I'm genuinely confused by everything that's going on. I thought it was mentioned earlier that they were generating power from the upside down or someshit but now it's a wormhole generator and the black bitch locked up in the chair wasn't powering anything but was being bled to infuse other pregnant women.How many fucking plot threads do you need? Pick a fucking lane.
Duffer bros sitting down to write seasons 4 and 5 be like
>>216966782HarbourNo one fuckin took him to EscondidoIt was important
>>216967195Lmao
>>216968031Nice cross in the window. All the Mr. Whatsit stuff is blatant anti-Christian slop
>>216966410They will kill 11 just because
>>216968291Pfft not really. Her main aim seems to be creating new Henry's through blood transfusions and since she wants to put demogorgons in Russia I suppose she also is researching a way to control them?It's all just so fucking stupid.
>>216966596Genetics.
You know they made the decision to writeKali into the season 5 story before Elon bought X and the whole world found out Indians are gross and eat shit, permanently ruining the aesthetic of them being fictional characters
>>216967475Well, he is jewish, so...
>>216968302None of this matter, none of it makes any sense.
>>216968143I thought that what Brenner created was the exotic matter sphere or whatever it was
>end scene will be a gang dinner at EnzosHuhuhuhuh
>>216968123>account based in mumbai
>>216966580>Turns Will gay>Will comes out of the closet to make sure Vecna doesn't have power over him>Vecna makes Will straight again>He kills himself out of humiliation
>MAX>IF YOU CAN HEAR ME>I LOVE COCK
>The Creels are living in rural Nevada>Henry explores the caves around their home>Comes across a man hiding in the caves with a briefcase and a gun>Henry kills the man in self defense>The stolen briefcase turns out to contain Mind Flayer particles>Henry gets infected by the Mind Flayer particles>The Creels move to Hawkins>Henry discovers the powers the Mind Flayer particles gave him>Kills his family and his father gets framed>Dr. Brenner takes Henry and begins experimenting on him>Uses Henry's blood to create other psychic powered children to experiment on>Eleven is created by this program>Years go by and Henry kills everyone involved in the program except for Eleven and Brenner>Eleven opens the first gate and sends Henry to Dimension X>Henry is transformed into Vecna>Years go by and Eleven forgets about the Rainbow Room, the other children, and Henry>Eleven opens the Mothergate and creates the Upside Down and the wormhole that connects Hawkins and Dimension XAm I missing something? This doesn't make sense. How did Vecna and the demos get into the Upside Down if they came from Dimension X? How was Eleven able to send Henry to Dimension X if there was no wormhole yet?
Will isn't actually gay, he is being possessed by Vecna who is currently seething and making him go through a humiliation ritual. He will clarify his sexuality again in the finale
>>216968388Yeah, that's what created the wormhole and is currently holding it up. Brenner's dad was part of the Philadelphia experiment and was transported to the abyss. He returned with altered blood and confessed all this to Brenner.Later on in life, Brenner tried to recreate it. The device is what's in the briefcase that Henry finds. I guess we can presume he used it at some point back in Hawkins lab creating the wormhole. But none of it really adds up. One minute El created it, or she just created the gate or some fucking thing.
>>216968495According to these nerdshttps://strangerthings.fandom.com/wiki/The_Upside_DownEleven created it by touching the Demogorgon, Brenner didn't do shit
>Dustin is now apparantly genius level IQ and can immediately decipher the precise meaning of an entire book of notes on theoretical wormhole physics and exortic matter, all in a matter of minutesOk, show. Sure thing. Couldn't find a better way to get this information across during the years of making this shitshow?
>90% of the discourse for this season is people wanting sloppy blowjobs from Holly or laughing at how bad the gay will scene is
>>216968484You aren't missing anything. The lore is a dumpster fire. There might be another exposition dump next episode where they got some more shit wrong.
>>216968544The gay thing is bad but it's gonna be an easy way for them to deflect any and all criticism. This show has so many problems that now get no attention. Everyone is just harpering on about Will and his craving for semen.
>>216968484>How did Vecna and the demos get into the Upside Down if they came from Dimension X?The Upside Down is connected to Dimension X and Earth, it goes both ways.>How was Eleven able to send Henry to Dimension X if there was no wormhole yet?She didn't technically sent him there, she sent him to some realm between dimensions, I think people call it "hellscape", then he went to Dimension X. She used all her tard rage to open a gate, but it closed very quickly.
holly's unsure...
>>216968525The facts of the show quite literally say otherwise. That's what is believed before the S5 retcon. But as you recall, the demo was eating an animal (a deer, I think) when El touched it, so it was clearly already there before.
>>216968211Kek i completely forgot itDuffers are literally making shit up as they go by
I was wondering when watching why they were taking the girl's blood to infuse pregnant mothers but not just simply impregnating the her. Are they racist?
>>216966684They sadistically said they doubled down on Max kissing Lucas because Sadie told them she had never kissed a boy before and was uncomfortable with the idea
>>216968605No, the Demogorgon was in Dimension X, Brenner wanted Eleven to find Henry there.
>>216968630Same reason they didn't use Henry's semen to create an army of children. Whatever that reason is (probably not to gross out the audience)
>>216968031good cs night holly
>>216968592She's a great actress.
>>216968592she is watching. And learning
>>216968645>because there are deer in dimension x>they quite fucking literally say in the last episode that el cannot find vecna or holly because they are in dimension x>but somehow she touched a demo there in s1
>>216968677
>>216968359You CAN control these beasts. You just have to not say a single word and listen to what they have to say, which is what no one did.
>>216968467I dunno why but this made me laugh out loud
>>216968668>erm, we are evil army scientists doing top secrets where we abduct pregnant women to infuse with the blood of some girl we keep trapped on a torture device in another dimension BUT WE AREN'T CREEPS YOU SICKO
>>216968587>She didn't technically sent him there, she sent him to some realm between dimensions, I think people call it "hellscape", then he went to Dimension X.Where is this in the show? In the scene where Eleven sends Henry through the first gate, I remember him falling and landing in the desert looking world and the Mind Flayer being there.
holly is sure now
>>216968738Perhaps semen doesn't carry the molecule or whatever gives the ability.
>>216966410Steve’s BMW
>>216968717>because there are deer in dimension xHe wasn't eating a deer though, it was some egg or somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n33imHLyzw>they quite fucking literally say in the last episode that el cannot find vecna or holly because they are in dimension x>but somehow she touched a demo there in s1Yeah, I got nothing here
>>216968747>Where is this in the show? In the scene where Eleven sends Henry through the first gate, I remember him falling and landing in the desert looking world and the Mind Flayer being therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-6Q3f9vOGg
>>216968759>prime age english rose>pigtails>perfect nostalgic fancy dress>adorable characteryep they knew what they were doing with this one. netflix got the order to increase the lolicon zoomer output
>>216968857The whole wormhole thing is clearly a retcon. We see the UD when they dance at the school. There is no fleshy wall to be seen.
snookums
>>216968484I unfortunately think its just setting up for Vecna redemption arc in the finale. His humanity which was he hiding in his heart whole time will be activated by Holly or pajeeta speech and he will use it to fight Mindflayer with help of kids destroying Upside Down and sacrificing himself in the process or something like that
WHERE THE FUCK IS SUZIE WHAT DID YOU DO TO FUCKING SUZIE! SHE GETS 3 MINS SCREEN TIMES PER SEASON TOP! WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!!!! YOU BLEW THE BUDGET ON>IMMA GAY
>>216968857Yeah, I remember that scene, but I also remember this scene that shows what happened to Henry right after that where he's in Dimension X? Is "hellscape" just where he fell through getting zapped by the lightning? Sounds like just another wormhole if it transported him to Dimesion X.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqIYw-x_E3s
>>216968944Did this guy ever had a gf?
>>216968949Probably. He's afraid of the cave because, as it turns out, the last known memory before being taken by the mindflayer is the way out of the hive. Henry's last known memory is the cave, of course.
>>216968944yfw you just barely missed visiting Epstein's island, thus saving your career.
>>216969012I hate Suzie and I'm glad they forgot about her. Her stupid family was the most obnoxious part of Season 4.
Vecna did nothing wrong. By "remake the world" Vecna just means he wants Holly to be his tentacle breeding queen. She is to birth the new master race of demogorgon people, all while enjoying a fancy mansion fantasy and feeling no pain.
>>216969032He’s a boomer bachelor, no time for a long time woman snookems
>>216969063Bruuuuuh, next you will be saying s3 was too fun
>>216967475He's literally an Israeli. That's like saying Otani looks like a baseball player.
>>216966334Lmfao
>>216969025It's some space between dimensions, I don't know, so we got>Hellscape>Dimension X>Hawkins>Upside Down of Hawkins>Upside Down of Dimension X (it's the "sky" of the Upside Down of Hawkins, seen when Holly is escaping)>outside of the wormhole where Steve's car ends up (I'm guessing it's outer space, but who knows)
>>216968949I think so too, S4 set it up so that Henry seemed evil from childhood but the cave thing is going to twist reveal that actually henry was a good kid before he snorted those spores
>>216969098>s3You mean the season that focuses on the best character in the series?
>>216968467>>216968771idk which one makes me laugh harderholy FUCK what a shitshow
>>216968944Murray is the most skinny fat dude I’ve ever seen in anything ever.He’s like a white Indian.
>>216969159Pure kino
Is there a reason why all modern western media is like this?
What’s wrong with girls?
>>216966334>I'm gonna stick my stranger thing in Vecna's upside downK I N O
>>216969223Cooties
>inflicts serious damage to the first demogorgon she encounters>kills the next three demos that she meetsThe Mind Flayer would be defeated in Season 1 if they just told Mrs. Wheeler about what was going on.
>>216969322You don’t fuck with momma and her pups
>>216969322>Demo in the house were intentionally not killing the parents.>Demodogs are weak juveniles
>>216969322If she was joyce the mindflayer would have been nuked in s2
>>216968944dead
>>216969074based vecna
>>216969322>>216969345
>>216969373>intentionally trying to to killFucking why?WHY?WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?
>>216967816Cum-goop from the melting building.
>>216969394Just a little deeper Holly, take his power
>>216969394This is just like my japanese animes!
>>216969205It increases the likelihood that your script will get used.
people are believing there’s ten hours of will and mike being gay cut even if true how would it fix the show
>>216969413Henry grabbed her first and her friends would tell her that her parents died when he abducted them.So he made sure they survived and got medical care.
>who gave you this map>YOUR MOM
The guy who plays Lucas can't act for shit. What is the indian 11 going to do?
>>216966084>you don't need kate bushthen why the fuck did we hear it constantly last season?!
>>216969098s3 is PEAK you gremlin
>>216969519>fix the show
Forget Will's stupid gay scene, instead can we talk about how based Duffers have continually ensured top tier loli bait in almost every season?
>>216969373people keep thinking that demodogs are as powerful and damage-resistant as the full demogorgonthe laundry room scene was dumb but them dying to an explosion is believable, even if the events leading to it like ignoring the boombox was retarded
>>216969572Anon if you want to suck a fat one, please keep that to yourself.
>>216969572Man derek is such a lucky teenager
>>216969572It's not loli bait to normal people.
>>216969572Can't wait for Derek's badass scene in the final episode
>>216969572
Reminder they chained up Derek's family in a barn and they're probably dead from dehydration by now.
>>216966084I've watched the first 2 episodes of this season. Why is the show focussed on this character all of a sudden? I don't even remember this character in earlier seasons.
>>216969616lol sure
>>216966684Why are they dressed like middle aged mothers
>>216967894Nah it's the way she holds the fork upside down as she brings it to her mouth.It's not EXCLUSIVELY European of course, but it's a small giveaway that the actress isn't American.
>>216969626He's gonna smack henry in the neck with a firepoker and add to the attack while El, faggot, and femghandi are mindraping himDipshit Derek is gonna save the day
>>216969322This whole thing turning Karen Wheeler into a hear-me-roar girlboss Sarah Connor figure is the absolute height of milennial cringe schlock. It is probably the single most contrived and forced thing in the entire show and that's saying a LOT.
>>216969322>>kills the next three demos that she meetsThat was really embarassing even my mom hated that part
Wait Americans use the fork with their right hand?
>>216969662Mr Wheeler also got the shit beaten out of him but we've not heard of seen from him since, and the jocks are probably still out there looking for more revenge on Dustinalso weren't the military woman and all her soldiers inside the upside down when they blew up the exotic matter and blew a hole in the flesh wall? yet they havent noticed it at allseason 5 is just throwing a bunch of shit onto the wall without caring about what they throw
>Nancy and Jonathan finally address the communication problems in their relationship and share all the things they've been keeping from each other>embrace each other and talk about how much they love each other>WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS A BREAKUP SCENE? THIS WASN'T BAD WRITING! THEY "UNPROPOSED"!I fucking hate the Duffers so much.
>>216969757S5 has fallen into the pitfall that many modern shows have>when characters are offscreen, they cease to exist
>>216969755Fork in right hand when you only have a forkFork in left hand a knife in right hand when you have both
>>216969790>He switches handsRetard. Use your left hand more.
>>216969394them the japs are disgusting even tho this is just a drawing. I am glad the west condems things like these
>>216969772they had like 10 minutes of dialogue and failed to convey what the outcome was meant to be to the majority of viewers, its a pretty big fuck upeveryone has a failure to communicate until theres a life threatening event>nancy and jonathan dont voice their issues until theyre about to drown>dustin doesnt tell steve how scared he is until steve is about to climb melting stairs>hopper doesnt tell el about his dead daughter until they're about to storm the military base and hopper's going to become a jihad>will doesnt tell people he's a homo until vecna shows him a scary dream of...everyone rejecting him and getting on with their lives
>Europeans are a bunch of left handed sissiesmakes sense
What does sucking cock have to do with beating monsters?
>>216969955>the plan's going to fail if you dont listen to what i have to say
>>216969955I think the original idea was that he's scared to death of being rejected by his friends and family for being a faggot and that's a fear tha Vecna can exploit to overpower him easily.How they actually went about that scene though... what a fucking mess.
>>216966684>>216966763>doesn't know shit about writing for a television showThe writers don't pick the race of who plays what character most of the time. They write scenes for characters. Casting director hires the characters. The writers clearly thought the reference to a crush would add to the scene (which it does if you ignore it's a black kid), and the casting director/crew decided for whatever reason to cast a black kid in the role. Who knows, maybe the black kid just happened to be the best talent on of the kids they looked at.
Imagine being the official Stranger Things IG account admin, you have to sift through 10,000 Byler comments to reply with some meme answer to the few comments that praise this abysmal season to get paid a few pennies
>>216970050Beats being Nell's mom and having to delete thousands of comments from pedos on her instagram account.
>>216970005>decided for whatever reason to cast a black kid in the role. Who knows, maybe the black kid just happened to be the best talent on of the kids they looked at.oy vey who knows
>>216970090>wow hot a what babhabiat
>>216969888>until vecna shows him a scary dream of...everyone rejecting him and getting on with their livesI'm not retarded right, they just never showed this? Will just says it happened but it was never actually depicted before that coming out scene right? Also trips checked
>>216969990>that's a fear tha Vecna can exploit to overpower him easilythat makes more sense, instead of saying that to his mom in a vague talk it probably should've been what he fucking led with when coming out to the entire cast
>>216970090You can just rangeban India
>>216970005It had zero to do with talent, it was a character with a single voiced line. Same with most of the other kids. They picked them because they are a cross section of diversity. Apart from derek and holly, none of them were chosen for talent. They were chosen for their skin color because it's netflix
>>216969626He's gonna say "suck my fat one" as he triggers the dynamite that will blow Vecna upI didn't make that up, it's a legit spoiler.
>>216970237And it's gonna be the only good part of the finale
>>216970136he also randomly mentions dead Robin girlfriend which will prove to the rest she is gay despite her still hiding itDuffers are hacks
>>216970237based if true, everyone else is fucking scared of dying but he goes out like a bossall the good characters are the ones they kill off
>>216970206She looks like she gives very unenthusiastic and mediocre handjobs
Willwoofters...Mikemen...Dustindogs...Lucaslads...Joycejannies...Hopperheads...Elevenses...Nancyrexics...Jonathanjackers...Karenkoomers...Maximums...Stevechads...Robinrugmunchers...Murraymints...Hollypedos...How we holding up?
>>216970005Lmao nope, you are retarded
>>216970237>killing a kidNetflix doesn't have the fat one to do that
Remember when Robin was hot?
>>216970347
>>216970352> Who has the better story than Will the Woofter ?
>>216970397Scoops uniform carried hardImagine if we got a straight Chrissy instead of dyke robin to pair with Steve in s3...
why does Henry spend so much time aura farming
>>216966084those lips...that voice
>>216969772the duffers don’t get nearly enough shit for that scene.
>>216955458Dunno, but the writers sure didn't take it into account when they wrote those lines
>>216969738>height of milennial cringe schlockGive me a break. I can't fucking stand it, and my wife keeps ringing the bell of niggardry and faggotry every 2 minutes in this show. The first season was fine, but this thing is shit.>woman gets basically sliced by a demogorgon>a day later she stands up, stiched up and just casually kills demodogs>Dustin reads the entire 300 page long journal in one scene>But we need an equivalent of Freeza's 5 minutes on Namek to hear Will say what could just be summarize with "I'M GAY"
Where are all the deadly monsters (bats, demogorgons, whatever) that were in the UD last season? The gang can just hang out there without a care now?
>>216970607>Where are all the deadly monstersoffscreen
>undestands PhD tier physics
>>216966684literally just kikeflix interracial/demoralization propaganda quotaSame as Max
>>216970397I looked at her S3 photos and she was always boggedOf course today she looks like a corpse but even back then it was uniform, make-up and more body fat carrying herI think her troubles started earlier with shit sleep schedule and Marlboro Gold and drugs with veganism only exacerbate it
>>216970607We can only assume Vecna is keeping everything low profile for whatever reason.
>>216970050felt the hug
>>216970623I'm more impressed with him reading an entire book in 2 minutes or less
:P
>>216970646
>>216970673wow, intensely erotic
>>216970623> Nancy is Rambo now> Dustin is quantum scientist now> Robin is radio star nowWow those children advanced so much
>will, sit down and say some gay shit>I'M GAY :D
>>216970681>I WANT TENTACLES UP MY ASS GODS DAMNIT what did he mean by this
>>216970646Nice job hiding the @, dumbass!
>>216970623>doesn't understand dying in vain
>>216970705they recorded over 12 hours for just that scene imagine how many bloopers
>>216970681He was gay before the abduction. His dad clocked it.
>>216970234Maybe they decided the scene looked too white, so they picked a kid at random without thinking "AHH YESS WE'RE INFLUENCING SOCIETY TOWARD MISCGENATION"
Atleast theyre not doing time travel lol
>>216970781Could be, but jews are literally always thinking thatIt's instinctual for them
>>216970782There is still time.
I like him as an actorI just wish he was better written as a character. Both as henry and vecnards
Now that Nancy and Jonathan have broken up, this pairing should be endgame.
>>216969757He didn't just get betaen the shit out of him. This dude is either dead or on death's door in the hospital with half his bones broken and internal bleeding, and literally NOBODY gives a shit. It's not been mentioned a single time.How do you fuck up so badly?
>>216968484>the device stabilizing the bridge was made by Brenner or some govmt agency
>Yes, I'm gay, it's probably due to my dad leaving when I was like 3 and my mom encouraging only my artistic pursuits instead of sending me to play some team sports and being completely unaware that I only had one friend and also because of my brother being an outcast loser who encouraged me to be one too instead of acting like a good role modelWow that shit was rough
>>216970826Joyce would need to be reminded that he exists
>>216970827Pretty standard writing. Max parents. Dustin's, Lucas's. They don't give a shit about the kids.
>>216970827Duffers = Jews have; daddy issues, are all momma boys and can’t hold a relationship
>faggot.>faggot.>faggot!>FAGGOT!!!
>>216966334LOL FUCKING COCK SUCKER
>>216970673why does a 12 yo girl act like this? does she know?
>>216970849Could black-girl pussy have saved him?
>>216970917Does she know what?
>>216967136WHAT THE FUCK IS BYLER
>will the wise>will is gaySo due to will the wise being gay then is calling someone wise now considered calling them gay?>you are wise beyong your years>did you just call me gay? Thems fighting words
>>216970951A delusion women cooked up.
>>216970951Byers x Wheeler shipping
If Henry had already been to Dimension X when he was a kid, why did he act like it was the first time he was there when Eleven sent him there?
is Ted okay?
>>216970989Because they made shit up as they went along
>>216970976Jonathan and nancy??
>>216970942Whomst
>>216970951faggot shippers who are convinced there’s missing tapes full of rough homosex between Mike and Will
>>216971018? There has been reference to past seasons in each subsequent season. If they "made shit up as they went along," then there would be random stuff happening each season.
I'm 4 episodes in, so far it isn't as bad as you all keep saying
>>216971018>Because they made shit up as they went alongBut this is post season 4, they had already retconned everything, why keep retconning shit right before the last season?
>>216970901Can someone give me a coherent reason why they would dedicate about 40% of the final season of a 10 year show to a completely new character that has had no role in the story at all until now? I swear to god, the amount of time they spend on that fucking mindscape bullshit with the kids and Henry is unbelievable.
>>216971044>>216970976oh. but i thought they were legit a thing in earlier seasons? like... it was definitely subtly hinted at. why'd the writers decide not to get them together?
>>216971057Yeah that's what we thought too. Keep going and you'll eat those words.
>>216971044>there’s missing tapes full of rough homosex between Mike and WillOh, no! That would be awful haha
Steve x Jonathan
>>216971057enlighten me, then
>>216971050He's talking about the mythology. It's surpassed X-Files in its mission to be a clusterfuck.
>>216971057>current amazing show that's not from the chud POV isn't as terrible as y'all 4channelers say it isanon..
>>216970994At this point it seems he has died and no told about it. His kid just forgot about him. Hr didn't care much abou them too. I guess it's evens out.
>>216971067>member the early seasons?probablyAnd to be fair it kinda works. Holly is the only interesting thing they added and almost everything else is shit.
>>216971057Volume 1 is alright (somewhat) but the quality drastically declines in Volume 2, especially episodes 6 and 7.
>>216971083>like... it was definitely subtly hinted at.Oh, boy, I didn't know Bylers came to 4chan. I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Byler fanfic on Wattpad, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
>>216971090you can pair anyone with king Steve and it just works
So they got just 1 episode to wrap all this shit up? This is going to be a fucking crash landing with no survivors isn't it.
>>216966084Gay shit out but only if it takes pedobait and tentacle porn with it. Do you take the deal?
RUUUUUUUUUUN
Wait, why did the writers decide to make the penultimate episode, which in modern kinelevision is supposed to have BIG happenings, about Will announcing he's gay?
>>216967590I accept your consession
>>216971090I think I don't mind, I sucker for different worlds meeting and forming a relationship.
>>216971198That eisode it twice longer than the usual one. You getting two episodes.
>>216966084Can someone please explain why anyone would want the abyss? Or what possible benefit it could be to anyone (merging it with Earth or whatever). It's a barren wasteland mostly devoid of life - when all's said & done, what's Vecna going to do with the pile of rubble?
>>216971169>Steve and 8>Steve and Brenner>Steve and El’s mom>Steve and the psycho government lady from S1>Steve and Angela>Steve and Bobwtf you’re right
>>216971229The true battle was the one against homophobia, and they won....
>>216971229The idea is that it was holding Will back and allowing Vecna to exploit his fear. That works. Him somehow feeling the need to announce it to the group does not. It should have just been Joyce, Mike, and John. Maybe Dustin and Lucas. Fucking Murray, Jeet, Hopper... It made it farcical.
>>216971243This. It's going to be a long movie. They introduce whole ass characters/plots and then resolve them in a movie. Have faith that production will deliver.
>>216971229They decide to make their characters rmotionally ready for the final and ladt battle so that you would get these scenes during fighting scene.
>>216971270>Have faithno
>>216967967>>216968949That is gayer than will
>>216971250Apparently he needs the kids to create a new world, so presumably they can make it better or something. Most likely it's just comic tier shit. The evil bad guy wants to destroy the world just because he's evil and bad.
>>216971250He can rule, he woild create the rules of the new world. Maybe is his way ocvelimatinv suffering, cruelty and so on.
You get too loud in the sack she shush ya?
>>216971297>>216971229 #>They decided to make their characters emotionally ready for the final battle so that we wouldn't get 10 min. of these scenes during fighting scene.
The uncut version.
>>216966684this show is extremely jewishthey even have a jewish character who repeatedly delivers aid into a militarized zone and they don't see the irony
>>216971229They mistakenly thought a big sappy coming out scene would be enough to satisfy fans guess they overestimated how woke the fanbase is
>>216966671Stranger Things always had based side characters that steal the show until they die at the end of their season.>Bob>Billy>Russian Dr Alex>EddieFor me it was Bob
I don't mind any of the gay stuff, but enough with the fucking blacked shit.
Nobody is going to remember the ending, whatever it is. The ending will forever be Will admitting he likes tentacles up his ass.Might as well not air the final episode. It's over.
>>216970397Boing
>>216970917ofc not, sick perv!
>>216970942He want BBC instead
>>216970397Back when she was written as straightcharacter turns gay and the actor becomes haggard
>>216971741I disagree. Game of Thrones had a very memorable finale.
how come nobody ever talks about the other lesbian
I'm really struggling bros, on episode 5 but it sucks
>>216971576You mean underestimated.
>>216972142Don't worry you'll get a really long proposal (but actually a breakup scene somehow) in the next one
>>216971982Other than it was "definitely shit" and Bran had "the best story" and that this made him the best king or somesuch nonsense, I don't particularly remember much of it.
>>216972142It actually gets worse.
>>216972142Strap in lad. It's going to be a wild ride.
>>216972163I still don't understand what the point was of the walls turning into cum.
hang tight, fresh bake incoming
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