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why don't they just kiss and live happily ever after
Don’t pretend you wouldn’t do exactly what he did
pluribussy haha
I am obsessed with Karolina / Pirate Lady guys ;-;
Vince should've gotten a prettier actress as Rhea's co-lead. This chick is mid as fuck.
total weirdodeath
qrd on why she looked so weird in the last episode?
Why is everyone obsessed with imagining that the show is lying to them in one way or another?This show is fascinating and full of wonderful shades of grey and philosophical questions to explore - but barely anybody seems to be doing that. In fact barely anybody seems to be engaging with the text at all. Everyone is blatantly ignoring the text and coming up with any and every excuse they can to discard it in favor of imposing their own much worse story that has no grey and more closely aligns with traditional zombie and alien invasion movies."The Plurbs aren't REALLY happy!" "The Plurb actually CAN lie just look at <thing the plurb did to comfort someone>" "The Plurb is secretly an alien mind and all the people are dead!" "The Plurbs are MANIPULATING Carol, they're abusers and evil!" "The Plurbs are a deep space extermination system for the aliens from kepler 22b who will be here in the season 3 finale!!!!!"No. Stop it. Just stop it. We are told point-blank that the Plurbs are human minds glued together and that they are happy and do what they do out of "love," even if you believe it is misguided. They cannot lie even to save themselves or advance their goals. That is the premise. You are writing and engaging with fanfiction instead of the show. There are plenty of valid ways to take either side of this conflict, plenty of philosophical discussions to have and positions to take (It's Tuvix all over again), but for god's sake do so with information the show actually tells us and stop looking for some hidden twist or secret to totally re-contextualize the entire series.
I'm about to fucking Plurb.
>>216974457Why she has to be so damn fuckable?
>>216974613Reshoots after she got bogged
Do older people "get" Carol better?I’m 57M. A little older than Carol, but she’s lead a harder life than I have so she’s probably emotionally older than me. I can tell you, at 57 I am tired. You young whipper-snappers won’t understand, but older GenX and Boomers should get it. When I look at Carol, I see someone who is tired.Carol resents the fact that she has to save the human race. There should be someone else to take care of that. Why wasn’t the CDC prepared for something like this? Why didn’t the military do anything? Somebody didn’t do their job, and now Carol has to clean up the mess on a planetary scale. She knows she's not qualified for the job, but she's stuck with it. It's not fair.Why doesn’t Carol ask about history’s greatest secrets? Why doesn’t she ask about the nature of the hive? Because on some level, she really doesn’t care. She’s tired. It doesn’t really matter. She has to work up the energy to get out of bed everyday, and now she needs to save humanity? Ugh. I get it.
can i be straight and still have a crush on Manousos
>>216974528Disturbing pic but I still love she
We are in the "let's repost garbage from Reddit" stage I see.It's actually funnier to cross post from here to okbuddyplurb
>>216974683genx is the gayest most pointless generation ever conceived
Do plurbs have sex with each other? Are plurbs procreating or are we gonna be extinct in a generation
>>216974522Me too, brother>>216974528It isn't about pure looks, kiddo. She's charming as fuck, it goes deeper than mere face and assets.
When does Mike show up?
>>216974840Diabete puts on an oculus headset and controls John Cena in FPV as he goes around the gigantic plurb fuck pit he built up in the luxor's atrium. Gooner's paradise
>>216974683I relate to her cause I’m also a miserable hag, so I like her.
>>216974840Yes, at one point Zosia said something like "900 babies have been born in the past minute and 1000 people have died"
>>216974962Mamousos is Mike
>>216975022Those are all pre-existing pregnancies
>>216975022The babies were all conceived long before the plurbification
>>216974840Not until they solve the food problem.
More has happened in /plurb/ threads than in the show itself
>>216974640>all the people are deadThey are dead retard, it's an emerging consciousness. The people of which it has the memories are dead
>>216974488What? Be black? I would never.
>>216975084It does sound like a very plurb thing to willingly let the population decline for efficiency purposes. They don't need 8 billion people to build one antenna
>>216974962don't know if they will do anything with him but I really doubt patrick fabian will be the only BCS cameo
>>216974640It doesn’t really make sense for the plurbs to be unable to lie, to love people, and to be unable to harm living things. Humans lie, humans hate, and humans harm. So it’s pretty obvious why people suspect there is more going on than what the plurb says about itself
>>216974457season 2 in 2028 at the earliest.
>>216975099They’re not though because they can and will be unplurbed by Manusous
>>216974840If they do how do they decide who's breeding? Do they practice eugenics?
>>216974488I think I'd be somewhere in between Laxmi and Diabetes: Some denial and delusion trying to pretend things are normal-ish, with some of the hedonism
>>216974840>>216975022>>216975173The plurb has only mass-purbed for 70 days. It hasn’t been on Earth long enough to procreate, watch the fucking show.
>>216975142Good thing there's no plot or characters to forget.
>>216975182Pretty depressing to be you then bro.I’d Manusous that shit and trigger a plurb-sperg, and then when they try to avoid me I’d wage war and start hunting them down like dogs
>>216974457I want to Pluribuging with my bros.
>>216975137I see you missed Tony Dalton/Lalo in the last episode
>>216974662She is a fucking model.
Pluribussy
>>216975308Can I pluriburged her?
wtf are you guys still in these threads talking about
>>216975451>>216975373
>>216975421Godspeed.
>>216974640lol, lmao even
Bros i need to be honest i havent read any of these threads, i just come here and post this >>216975373and leave. First episode was pretty good rest was kinda shit
>>216975693Does that mean we’re close to Manusos having gay sex with a plurb?
>>216975778no lolwe are at least 1.5 years away from thatmore if vince takes his time
>>2169757782029 or 2030 baby
>>216974662cute
If we're going to do one season every 3 years I'm fine with it just going to two seasons. This is ridiculous.
>>216975127Yeah, just like how they hid the method to unplurb people and only revealed the milk’s secret ingredient when pressed, it feels like the Plurbs are sitting on a lot of unspoken truths. They’ve probably already accepted that nine out of ten people will die and simply written it off as collateral damage.
>>216974962kid named plurb
>>216975873Yeah, I'm not following a show for a decade. They can end the plot in two seasons if it going to take 4 fucking years.I'll accept stupid spinoffs tho
>>216976131>Yeah, I'm not following a show for a decade.Zoomer
>>216976143Sorry, should had explained myself better.I'm not waiting a decade for 15 fucking episodes
The Plurb is just an alien gardening tool.>cheap, sole purpose is to infect other civilizations on its own, dont need to monitor it>turn all your possible competitors into meek and innofensive creatures that die off and cant refuse you anything if they're still there when you eventually arrive>preserve the biosphere, making sure its all free real estate
>>216976159I get the feeling Vince read I Am a Hero, because the aliens use almost the exact same invasion method. They even end up with a humanity hivemind at the end.I do believe the aliens on plurb are dead tho
Everything Wrong With Pluribus S1E1 - "We Is Us"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_XPFLrQxpE
>>216976210The planet we get it from is almost certainly not the first victim, but there's no way to know either way
>>216976158You know you can do other things during that time right
This season is crazy
>>216976266like what?
>>216974488for a month maybe, but then I would realize that I was slipping into delusional hedonism and scale it back to around Carol's level.I doubt I could do much since I'm not a biologist or anything, but I'd try to solve the issue, while still enjoying shit like driving nice cars that aren't even being used by anyone.
>>216975373I always imagine the timber panel behind is its neck.
Good ending:Karol wins. The world is unplurbed, humanity learns from the ordeal, and global peace is achieved.Neutral ending:Karol wins, but the unplurbing triggers severe, widespread withdrawal. Recovery takes decades, but humanity survives and the world is ultimately saved.
>>216976159You keep saying this but can never explain why that would be preferable to just sending turbo-AIDS to the planet instead
Bad ending:Karol is plurbed. The Plurbs learn how to sustain themselves and evolve into a true species. Individuality and creativity vanish, but humanity technically survives, reduced to nothing more than a vector for spreading the Plurb.Nightmare ending:Karol is plurbed, and the Plurbs achieve their original goal. They construct a colossal antenna the size of Africa. A decade later, the only proof intelligent life ever existed on Earth is a repeating signal, the same one once received from Kepler-22b. The signal continues. Humanity does not.
>>216976418I don’t agree with his theory, but something like ‘turbo-AIDS’ would likely trigger global panic and escalate into worldwide conflictwhich defeats purpose >preserve the biosphere, making sure its all free real estate
>>216976241Annoying shit
>>216976463Nigga why the fuck do you think the ayyys care about “””the biosphere”””? They might not even breathe the same air as us, when in the ever-loving fuck would they care about the ecosystem?
There's no way for Carol and Zosia to end up together is there?
>>216976501Because that's the only valuable part about a planet with life on it?
>>216976501Minus the alien-signal angle, the Pluribus exist in the same universe as us, where a life-bearing, habitable planet is one of the rarest phenomena there is. Of course they wouldn’t want to risk destroying it.
>>216976506Vince has a very dark sense of humor. Zosia is probably a giga muslim faggot hater
>>216976548Valuable in what way?Also the point at which travelling light years to other inhabited planets is a realistic possibility, you can also just be cultivating life on just about any rock you want.>>216976556>they don’t want to destroy a life-bearing planet>but they do want to kill the most intelligent life on that planetYou people are incomprehensible
>>216976603Because life might be rare and they are genuinely interested in preserving lower life-forms without wanting to compete with intelligent ones
carol’s haggy leather feet got me bussin plural times t;b;h
>>216976603t's an extremely simple concept dude. We already do this ourselves: ""life-bearing land"" is valuable, and we don’t want to share it with those we don’t consider our own.
>>216974683>I can tell you, at 57 I am tired.I'm 58 but I would still try to figure out whats going on and how to get it back to normal, in between secessions of banging the world's q.t.s
>>216976649>no, no, it makes sense if the ayyys have this incredibly specific and contradictory goalAnon listen to yourself for fuck sake. They want to preserve some life- for what? To do what with it? If the answer is nothing, then they also have to do nothing. They are preserving life on Earth by just not fucking interacting with it.Oh but then you say they don’t want to compete with some forms of life. Which ones? Coincidentally the ones only exactly smart enough to synthesise viruses? If they’re planning to come to Earth they’re already centuries ahead of us technologically so why aren’t we one of those “lower life-forms” they want to preserve?Your logic is all fucked. Youre functionally a retard.You’ve started from:>ermmmm akshually this virus is very cleverAnd worked backwards from there desperately trying to come up with a scenario where the virus is the perfect method to achieve goals that make no sense
>>216976661Yes land that can be farmed is useful to us because we intend to fucking farm thereThere is no reason to think what is valuable to life on Earth is valuable to life anywhere else in the universe. And even if for some bizarre reason it was, the aliens in this scenario would have to have technology so advanced it would just be easier to make a planet habitable or build biodomes or some shit rather than specifically try to neutralise the smartest creature on a habitable planet with a gay virus instead of just killing them all
>>216974640>Why is everyone obsessed with imagining that the show is lying to them in one way or another?It's the meta aspect of the show. Carol and menusos are a reflection of the retarded viewer. The aliens are truly "alien", their motivations don't make sense to us and we naturally assume that there are hidden intentions. Unfortunately, the viewer cannot evolve past this initial judgement and will continue to argue with the moving picture box in front of them.>>216974683I feel like Carol is a karen and matches the appleTV viewership. But I do sympathize with her frustrations as I know her skillset isn't suited for this scenario and it sucks being really good at something and running into shit you're not good at.I'm a little older now and while I still care about history's greatest secrets, I also know that it won't really do anything tangible for me. Knowing who really built the pyramids won't help me make anymore money than it would help Carol's ability to write better books. And that's just in regular life. If I were in the show, all the juicy gossip wouldn't matter because there's no one to share it with, and seeing as the aliens have no shame, it wouldn't matter. Finding out that Tom Cruise likes to get pounded in the ass is meaningless if I can't expose him.
It’s just a theory. But the fact that you can’t understand it, even with two people trying to explain it to you, and instead resort to yelling "RETARD RETARD NIGGER RETARD", says a lot about you.
So what do you guys think Zosia was doing during the plurbening incident? We know she spent her childhood in Poland (and is very likely to be polish), and yet she was in Morocco wearing a rough dress and looking dirty as shit
>[whiny voice] I'm not watching this for a decadethen how are you gonna watch seasons 2 and 3 (five episodes each)?
>>216976241didn't this guy get cancelled or something
>>216974488His harem is mid
Who's got the plurbs hereI knew some of the plurb callersNo one gets a free ride hereYou'll get your fuckin plurbs dirty
>>216976836>work backwards to justify something being smart>it’s not smart it’s stupid>your theory is full of holes>get told this is the case>cry about it>refuse to even reply to the post that destroyed your anusAbsolute shambles.
>>216976241>and instead of just saying "DNA"it isn't DNA, this guy is retarded
>>216976724You're just being obtuse on purpose or you're just dumb.>Anon listen to yourself for fuck sake. They want to preserve some life- for what? To do what with it? If the answer is nothing, then they also have to do nothing. They are preserving life on Earth by just not fucking interacting with it.Oh but then you say they don’t want to compete with some forms of life. Which ones? Coincidentally the ones only exactly smart enough to synthesise viruses? If they’re planning to come to Earth they’re already centuries ahead of us technologically so why aren’t we one of those “lower life-forms” they want to preserve?Technological runaway can happen fast, there's no reason to believe an intelligent alien specie cant catch up with them or destroy itself and the planet they're on in the blink of an eye. Using the plurb as a gardening tool makes it that it that you have a peaceful, preserved life-bearing planet with a chaperone that is no threat to you or its environnement.>W-W-WHAT DO THEY WANT WITH TO DO WITH LIFEWhy do we preserve species that are useless to us?>why aren’t we one of those “lower life-forms” they want to preserve?Its not a hard concept to understand that intelligence is dangerous, and being able to synthetise a RNA virus is the treshhold they dont want other species to cross. >instead of just killing them allHow do dead bodies spread the virus further, brainiac?
>>216976877she's very likely quite unhinged, or a terrorist, or kidnapped, or something quite grim
>>216976956>im just going to repeat the same shit over and over again with addressing any of the problems you have raised because my “theory” is entirely based on the assumption that it is correct
>>216976946DNA, ATP, it's all the same, nerd
>>216976984Ok so its an IQ issue, nevermind
>>216974662She ate Carol out with the skill and experience of every professional lesbian on the planet
it's kinda sad the peruvian girl got plurbbed. Do you think that happened to the kazakh guy and the chinese woma?
>>216977414Mongolian, but none besides the peruvian expressed active interest in getting plurbed. I've seen some theories online how Laxmi will be a probable ally to Manousos and Carol since she's so invested in her son.
>>216977414they should do it to the indian woman but make her have a seizure and then die
These motherfuckers managed to get paid to go on skiing trips and visits to South America. Like why would you need Rhea and Karolina there in fucking Paraguay if they're only film Carlos? Apple is just flipping the bill for them to live their best life.
Would the male Plurbs fuck me in the ass if requested? Would they harm me if I asked them to? Like if I asked them to punch me? Or fuck me in the ass? Would they let a big strong man fuck me in my Pluributt?
>>216977969Is Bravo Vince Saul Goodmanning Apple TV???
>>216977969Dude it’s like 99% filmed in New Mexico lmao nobody went to South America you stupid dipshit
>>216974488The show would be more interesting if it followed him instead
>>216974640The plurbs knowingly lie by omission
>>216976548you can’t possibly know what would be valuable to a potential species
>>216976786>There is no reason to think what is valuable to life on Earth is valuable to life anywhere else in the universeThe laws of physics are the same everywhere. DNA and Oxygen and Water are almost certainly the building blocks of life no matter where you are.
>>216975693Yeah I'm pretty sure anyone with half a brain picked up on these parallels
What was life like on Kepler 22-b?
>>216975693Yeah but manousos acts rationally and is logical. Carol is a dumb bitch.
>>216979265>What was life like on Kepler 22-b?One theory is that the signal from Kepler to Earth is from the last intelligent species killed off by whoever are the aliens who originally created the virus.
>pajeets are still forcing this general and can't just admit it's over and move on with their livesThis is exactly every single general is cancer because of the 2 or 3 autists who can't let go and move on
am I the only one who thinks the height gap between Carol and Zosia is hot/cute?
>>216978267Anal sex is technically violence so I would say no. Sorry homos.
>>216977969New Mexico and Colorado have good skiing spots.
>>216974683holy shit unc. tuck your grandkids to bed and get off this sit
Plurb bros. How do we make it to season 2???
>>216979911Just don't kys in the next 2 years.
>>216979895you just replied to a reddit post retard
Finnish Lesbian reacts to Charm Offensive.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5gQ7gBMI8
>>216976786The alien's technology could be exactly the same level as ours, it's a matter of civilizational priority.
>>216979963Where are those Serbian lesbians?
>>216980004Only the brunette is gay I think.
>>216974962The next BCS cameo will be in episode 3 of season 2.
>>216980013Cool, she’s the hotter one.
Goddamit this show was so good but I got into it so much I clenched my teeth for the 5 hours I binged if and my TMJ pain fucking exploded and I'm bedridden nowFucking hell I'm on painkillers and just had to bitch. I'll probably drop this show now I really wanted to know what happened after got milk
>>216979911the thumbnail looks like those /tv/ posters I met in 2023
>>216977969>can afford to send the cast for a skii holiday>can't afford to film a wide shot of Albuquerque and just used a green screen
If you’re AGAINST the Hive mind. You’re missing the point and lack media literacyManousos is the antagonist, he represents toxic masculinity
>>216979299The signal is so far away they probably just died off due to natural causes or at least non malicious causes. It's just their way of reproducing.
>>216980034>I really wanted to know what happened after got milknothing happened because nothing ever does on this pile of shit. bravo vince.
>>216979921I'll try not to but sometimes its tempting
>>216980077>Manousos is the antagonist, he represents toxic masculinityShitposting aside it's such a masculine solution vs feminine solution. Like jesus lesbians have the highest rate of abusive relationships so she's just having that with an alien hivemind.
>>216980114He's woke actually.
>>216980086The last shoe I enjoyed was twin peaks season 3 I love slow burn shit so much though
Oh wow you guys are still watching this gay shitty show? lel
>>216980077I don't doubt for a second this is what's being said on Reddit but I won't even bother to look on there.
>>216980142Well I'm not watching it anymore, though I'm considering doing a rewatch.
>>216980139Twin Peaks S3 was a speedrun compared to this slop.
>>216980142I wasn't, I dipped at episode 3 and just read the summaries on Wikipedia. I miss quite literally nothing.
>>216980077Harris lost
>>216976210This is going to sound fucking stupid but I loved this show because I loved Eureka 7 which had a collective hivemind (made of coral) terraform and infect all of earth assimilating or killing almost everyone because it was lonely.
>>216974962Not my call
>>216980212>Made of corralholy shit, just realized where armored core 6 got its thing from
>>216974640>They cannot lie even to save themselves or advance their goals. That is the premise.They factually do lie. It's just they can only lie by omission.
>>216980305>Hive, did you omit any information?Easy. But muh writing won't do this.
>>216980347the answer:>Yes. We cannot answer this question due to the biological directivenow, please watch the show
>>216980347Shy doesn't Carol just use the eagles to fly the nuke to the Pluribus?
>>216980379>now, please watch the showNo thanks, Vince, not until you actually have something happen in the show.
>>216976501>>216976603>>216976724>>216976984Nothing worse that a retard who thinks he's smart
>>216980172Thanks I feel better now.
Reddit has come to the consensus that Carol and Zosia was not rape, Diabete and the women was mass rapeWhy is 4chan so dumb they disagree?
>>216980424Just wait until you discover the experience of paint drying, you'll be fully addicted. Next is counting every second of every day and just watching the clock. I probably should've added a spoiler tag to this post since this will be what happens for the whole of season 2 but oh well.
>>216980471Wow I thought you were trying to make ms feel better for being too sick to watch the show and pretending to be retarded as a joke. I didn't realize you were just a stupid nigger.
Fuck I'm sorry maybe I'm retarded and you're the cool retard pretender I am on a lot of random pills right nowFuck this show fuck my body fuck the jewsDo yOu know HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO SOLVE THESS CAPTCHAS ROGJT NOEJ
>>216980554I learned to be a retard from the very best, king. Thank you for showing me how to retard max by watching this show.
>>216980592I just like Wish my asshole clenched instead of my jaws man.
>>216980633>Wish my asshole clenched instead of my jaws manPluribussy
>>216974528in what world is she mid?
>>216976836>"RETARD RETARD NIGGER RETARD"as a four channer, I agree with you that anon is being a stupid faggot. However, I will always support anons typing the word NIGGER. Even in all caps. Even on blue boards. Even on /a/ or /jp/ or /tg/, even the tamest boards. It is our civic duty to post anonymously (no tripcoding like a niggerfaggot please) the word NIGGER in every post you possibly can force it into. If you can't take that, please go to reddit. I don't care how stupid an anon is, we do not police the use of the word NIGGER
why do these threads still exist?
>having Zosia and Carol in bathing suits>not showing us a full body shotVince is a hack
>>216981471We don't know either
So, was Zosia a homeless person?
>>216981522This is one of those curtain backdrops, like they'd use in a Buster Keaton short from 1925
To whom do the coats belong?
vince still allowing his shows to move at a glacier's pace even after odenkirk had a fucking heart attack right at the finish line of BCS is fucking wild
>carol singing for a whole episode>this nigga non stop yapping while walking through the junglevince is a fucking hack and this show is garbage
>>216975182sounds like a Carol Sturkis
>>216979963she smiles like Rhea Seehorn, with the upper gums showing.
>>216981732>Polish woman in Moroccoshe was sex trafficked
>>216974488Chances are, some of the plurbs would be a lot younger if it were me.
>>216981522>CGI for a wide shot of ABQ>a fucking studio portrait backdrop for a beach sceneSo this is what 15 million dollars per episode gets you? Fucking kek
>>216975373I was looking for this, I can leave
>>216981732I think the best theory so far was that she was on holiday trip with her husband and they got into a car accident. She drags his dead body out of the car at the start of the travel sequence.
>>216974457shoopy shoop shoop
>>216974662>fell for the cute gf pysopI fear most of you guys would get buck broken by aliens in a day or less
>>216974683oh boohoo. Boomers getting the job without the skill or the experience, that's the tragedy of your life
Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?
>>216980456because reddit is for high iq onlyhere, we give everybody a chance to express themselves, even if we don't always understand what they are trying to say.
>>216982788>What is holding this woman together?booze and hatred
>>21698152215 million dollars per episode
>>216983078yes
Now that the dust has settled, what has been the best way to watch this show?>1.5x speed OR >skipping obvious bince timewasting scenes
>>216983252>best way to watch this show?You just browse these threads and watch it by osmosis
>>216983252crap, i forgot >just having it run in the background while you do something elsethat's how i mostly watched it
>>216974488I wouldn't be as indulgent but similar yes>give me this penthouse in Kensington>give me as much champagne/caviar and Loux XIII cognac as I would like>you all know how to chef it up, so cook my dinners like this and that chef>set me up a personal gym>take me here and thereI wouldn't fully embrace the fantasy aspect, use Air Force One, and if I got really desperate about fuck I'd interrogate some pluribus familiar first about give me a woman who would want to fuck me if the joining never happened. I'd also probably want a meeting with other unjoined to see if I hit it off with any of them to be a fren or lover
>>216975142>forcing the poor showmakers and actors to work that hard without rest or merryHoly shit fuck you you entitled nazi chud. 2030, m'kay?
>>216983252I started watching it normally but by about episode 4 or 5 I was hitting the skip forward button while I had music on in the background or a twitich streamer on
>>216983308I'd definitely get some nice cars and houses, probably fuck some plurbussy too, but I'd never be able to have them live near me or in my house, like having chefs. It's creepy, these are by most standards brain dead people being puppeteer by some alien virus, It'd feel like living with zombies, I couldn't even sleep
>>216982869And unrequested feet massages by the show runner
>>216983252>what has been the best way to watch this show?Not watching the show.
>>216975301I didn't miss that because it didn't happen
>>216983078If I was Vince, I too would refuse to leave the bed for less than a million per day
>>216983575He was the Spanish voice talking to Manousos on the phone when he was trying to get Zosia to come
>>216974488>Don’t pretend you wouldn’t do exactly what he didNo I wouldn't, my harem would all be big titty 16 year-olds
Anyone know how long Severance generals went on for after the season finale
Pluribus and Severance should be merged into one general called Plurberance >>216984146
Pluribus + Severance + Silo = Sluribonce
Severibusilo
>>216983760I listened again and I think you're right
Splurbilunks
>>216974457I could've sworn I've seen this actress play a mail-order bride for a season in Justified.
This show sucks and all of vinces shows have sucked, you are quite literally reddít if you enjoy them.
>>216984457>he watches Justifiedbit of a self-own
>>216976791Karens are tuned out of dyke shit and are reading porn where animal men, ne'er do well street thug of whatever color flips their switch, evil billionaires and swarthy rapists are pounding their brains out and swinging in and making their dull lives better.They don't want to see a middle aged dyke karen be a cunt for hours on end.
>>216984478bit of a cell phone
>>216974683>she’s lead a harder life than I havea porn novel writer leads a hard life in your opinion? Fuck off retarded boomer
>>216982726Why was she wearing homeless garb?
she wouldnt mind right guys
>>216983252I watch it at 2x speed with subtitles. If I suspect it's a time wasting scene, I watch it at 3x speed with subtitles. This way I don't miss anything just in case.
>>216984780>>216974528I understand diabeetus now.
I can't think of any way they could wrap this show up in one more season that would be satisfying and make up for season 1. The premise just isn't there.
>>216984854its probably 3 more seasons at least
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>>216983224Yeah wtf is this about. You can film this scene in like 10000+ places in Abq.
So any time they disrupt the plurb frequency the plurbs collectively flee the scene?
>>216984963niggas on reddit were saying it's not a greenscreen but they changed the sky because it was overcast
>>216983376>It'd feel like living with zombiesYet you're ok with fucking said zombies. Curious.
>>216983224Looking like the goddamn simpsons
>>216976910this, I'd get the biggest titty jav bitches possible and have them serve me and walk around naked all day long, oil massages and mandatory breeding sessions every 4 hours
New shows accounted for zero of the 10 most-watched streaming original series this yearhttps://rudevulture.com/ai-slop-is-making-millions-while-new-shows-accounted-for-zero-of-the-10-most-watched-streaming-original-series-this-year/
>>216985304>The entertainment industry faces a troubling paradox: while audiences retreat to familiar comfort viewing and automated content floods platforms with minimal effort, investment in original programming is producing diminishing returns.how the fuck is that a paradox
>>216985304But I thought Pluribus was the most-watched, highest rated most acclaimed and bestest show ever?
If I were Carol and Zosia told me she stole my eggs with this stupid stare, I wouldn't blasted her right then and there desu. It would've been like that comic panel of Dr Manhattan blasting Rorschach. It also would've made more sense since lesbians have high rates of domestic violence.
>>216985345everything can be solved with love and kisses
>>216978866[citation completely nonexistent]Life on this planet didn’t even use oxygen for billions of years, oxygen was poisonous. It’s okay to watch sci-fi while not knowing about science, but please restrain yourself from pontificating on things you don’t understand https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Oxidation_Event
>>216985345I remember seeing tweets from yuri niggas hoping that Carol hatefucks Zosia I thought it was weird but then I remembered lesbians are fucked in the head
>>216986008lesbians can't "fuck" anything
is reddit right? did carol really have no choice but to fuck the body of the mind controlled zosia? carol knew all about the hivemind and has stated numerous times that she knows that the real person isnt in control. so is reddit correct when they say that the 40 days of isolation makes her innocent of rape?
>>216986117women can't rape
>>216986117Rape victims are all liars. It’s not all trauma there’s a bit of enjoyment in it.
>>216986209t. Convicted rapist
>>216982394There are plenty of European women in Morocco that aren't sex trafficked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V329-Yik3Wk>Reddit sees this>"Yeah that looks like the villain to me!"Manousos is a beautiful person inside and out
>>216986935kino, vravo vince
>>216974488Definitely. I'd live out countless sexual fantasies. Hopefully they don't get unplurbed while retaining all those memories. Talk about embarrassing!Also I'd probably get a big fancy boat instead of a plane. Less chance of dying in a fiery crash when Carol bitches out at the plurbs.Oh! I have an idea. I'd have the plurbs recreate classic EverQuest and get a few thousand plurbs to play it like normal people, and not those fucking autistic faggots on Project 1999, Quarm, TLPs, or any other version.
Guys, I already forgot everything that happened this season, can anyone recap it for me?
>>216988028Any recap mentioning anything about a "hivemind" is wrong. This show is about grief and isolation.
>>216988028Nothing happened.
>>216974962would be kino if all BCS and BrBa characters show up as plurbs.
>>216988217Rhea says Kim is apparently a plurb
>>216975529Just a reminder that there are nude pics of her.
Does retardposting only exist in BCS, BrBa and True Detective threads?
>>216976159My assumption is that the ayy lmaos concluded it's the only way to travel the universe light years in distance in whatever form they may have, because light speed and FTL or wormholes are impossible, maybe their form doesn't allow them to build ships, ships are a human concept or maybe that is their way of gaining immortality, passing on their brain frequency. So they send a signal instead.
>>216988995We are everywhere.
>>216988611Just some tit pics no full nudes, sadly.
>>216976418The virus would have never infected all of humanity, from the astronauts to submariners to people at the north pole, if it was just some generic death virus. It would get quarantined and eradicated too quickly. It would only work if the people infected were actively working together with 100% efficiency with all the combined intelligence of humanity in order to infect everyone.
>>216974613She's been forced to hang out with a 50 year single white american woman for 8 episodes now
>>216976786>There is no reason to think what is valuable to life on Earth is valuable to life anywhere else in the universeIf the aliens are going through all this trouble to preserve earth, then preserving earth must be valuable to them.
>>216984771>Why was she wearing homeless garb?I think it just looks like that because she got flung out of the car and rolled down a hill or something
fuck that other thread to be honest, they are just trying to siphon off plurb general's unexplained immortality
>>216984780
*enters thread**blink* *blink*ahem*grabs mic*IT'S PEANUT BUTTER PLURBIN TIMEIT'S PEANUT BUTTER PLURBIN TIMEIT'S PEANUT BUTTER PLURBIN TIMEWAY YEAH WAY YEAH WAY YEAH WAY YEAHNOW THERE YA GO THERE YA GO THERE YA GO
>>216984780WE WILL PLURB, PLURB, PLURB AND PLURB UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!
>>216974488show dropped the ball by not having some actual relatively known hot models/actresses form his harem, it would only make sense for someone like him
>>216990864I haven't a black woman in that bathub scene iirc. Niggas sre obsessed with snow bunnies.
>>216990963>I haven'tI haven't seen*>sreare*
>>216985812What a reddit fucking post. He's talking about oxygen as a chemical element in organic molecules, not about free oxygen as an energy reagent. You are the epitome of the onions fucking love science factoid brainlet
>>216978866>DNA and Oxygen and Water are almost certainly the building blocksMore like Carbon, Water and RNA. I wouldn't be surprised to find carbon-based live forms that use RNA elsewhere in the universe. RNA is much simpler than DNA and likely evolved much earlier than DNA did on Earth.
>>216991768>RNAGuess what elements RNA is made of?>>216991494
>>216976786>There is no reason to think what is valuable to life on Earth is valuable to life anywhere else in the universe.To an alien species, that specializes in bio-engineering, a new independently evolved biosphere would be an extremely valuable treasure trove. You can find planets and basic elements everywhere in the galaxy, but life forms are rare. For us who specialize in machines and silicon computers, this would be like finding another species' engineering handbooks, patents and schematics.
Plurb wouldn't be able to handle rough sex without killing millions right
>>216992037It would make sense that such a species would build in great limitations for the plurbs to harm any other living creature
shoopy shoop plurb
>>216988028>extended corona virus lab leak reference and commentary on capitalist greed>hivemind takes over and kills 800 million >tragic death of MC's wife>asians and latinos don't care about individuality or humanities survival as long as long as the thing replacing humanity is peaceful and follows confucian ideals>MC kills millions by yelling>MC has eggs frozen>MC figures out hivemind eats human corpses but nobody cares>Support Character 1 tells MC that hivemind needs consent to infect them (probably)>Support Character 2 finds Plurb communication frequency and goes on a road trip to MC>MC gives up on mission to save humanity because she is lonely and thinks she is safe from plurbing>falls in love with- and fucks the hivemind>MC figures out she will get plurbed soon because of her frozen eggs>hivemind doesn't really love her back>MC goes back to original mission>teams up with support character 2>gets a nuke that might or might not be relevant in the futurePerfect setup for the main plot to start... oh wait. See ya in (at least) 2 years
>>216992746Didn't even think of that, but you're right
>>216992935>commentary on capitalist greedWas it, though? I don't think they were trying to profit from synthesizing whatever RNA sequence they were getting. The breakout would be more about scientific recklessness while pursuing curiosity
>>216993249I assumed there were a bunch of labs because everyone wanted to get there first. Might be head canon.
>>216974640wow cool i didn't read any of that>>216974683didn't read that either>>216976429disregarded>>216976956cool, another wall of text>>216977969"flipping" the bill isn't a real expression. No one says that >216992935>still talking about covid in 2025how is this the lowest quality board on 4chan? is this place just llms talking to each other? hello? is anybody there?
This show got me thinking about how empty the universe seems, but it's actually filled with degenerated cultures infected by space gardeners virus just tending to their planet, never expanding, content of doing nothing ever but contaminate the next exoplanet in range
@216993291low effort bait
If she had changed her mind at this point, would they have just plurbed her anyway?
>>216993496yes, they've already said as much and that's what they did in the great plurbing
>>216993496I know i would
>>216993496They were afraid of that, which is why they asked her if she had any doubts. And remember, they rushed the takeover fully aware that it would cost a million lives.
Rhea discusses her early appearance in the MtG video game.https://x.com/rheangelseehorn/status/2006038032537805032
Why was the poojeta such a fucking bitch?Also Carol should have pointed out that the black guy was constantly having sex with her son.
>>216993953Having to constantly pretend that her family was still alive was messing with her head.
>>216993496
>>216989223the Host (2013?)
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>>216974488Diabetes in the sheets.Mano in the streets (my underground lab the plurbs built me, complete with a spark gap generator and Faraday cage).
>>216993598>a million lives886 million
>>216995978>886 millionthe lucky ones
>>216993249>commentary on capitalist greed>Was it, though?No, but zoomers automatically assume that there is such a commentary in any story
>>216993953a commentary on how indians are drones and slaves to the family hierarchy
>>216993291Was browing the pleribus subreddit before looking voer her. Its interesting how there are alot of posts from there and here that are exactly the same. Must be LLMs
>>216997098Nah, there is one shitposter who copypastes reddit posts in these threads in order to start shit. It's usually long whiny posts.
>>216974528Would plurb Wydra's bober if you know what I mean.
>>216985053why didn't they just wait for the sky to clear up?
>>216985053That's what they want you to believe
>>216997709fuck are you asking me for
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There are some behind-the-scenes pics with a fake background curtain >>216998377you're early, wait till 310
Manousos.
