Twerking over Star TrekOld and stale: >216950875
fuck offt. shranposter
>>216977506Star Trek sex with TOO EARLY
but also star trek sex with shran right
>>216977506I understand why George Bush didnt care about black people in retrospect.
>>216977531
>>216977506Perhaps it's for the best that star trek died.
>>216977531Is Dubya a homosexual? That black bitch is sexy.
I don't know how anyone compares Ferengi to Jews, Ferengi are a fun loving people
>>216978705she probably doesnt even have a vagina
WTF was First Office Gavin Newsomes Problemo?Why wont the meat bags just do what the synth master race commands them?
>>216977506>Lieutenant Valeris in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. Near the end of filming, Cattrall had a photographer shoot a roll of film on the Enterprise bridge set, in which she wore nothing but her Vulcan ears. After finding out about the unauthorized photo session, Leonard Nimoy had the film destroyed.How does /trek/ feel about Trek actresses sexualising the bridge, yay or nay?
>>216979896I just thought it was weird how he kept asking Data how many rs are in strawberry.
I'm here crewmen
>>216982243One delicious bowl please Uncy Neel
>>216980106Nimoy kept it for himself while declaring he ordered it destroyed*
>>216977506We got three Trek ladies into the Starlet of /tv/ tourney, Troi, Uhura, and Janeway, could have used more but still, give em some support https://forms.gle/NDyYj17mjFatfWn76>>216979719
>>216977506They are without honor.
I'm commander Benjamin Sissy-hypno
>>216982844Voted against Troi
>>216977506Kirk will have to get that chair steam cleaned now.
>>216982844Janeway must win and I must deliver her prize
>>216982844I've heard that if you vote for Janeway, Tuvix will be brought back to life and then killed again.
>>216983930Even if you don't, they already stated that you can keep Tuvix alive in the upcoming Voyager game.
>>216984094Bones would've found a way to save Tuvix and bring back Neelix and Tuvok.
what is the federation's law on pedophilia? is it allowed in the holodeck for example? what if there are races who openly practise pedophilia as part of their accepted culture? would it be a violation of the prime directive if they tried to stop it?
>>216984473Mental disorders are curable by then. It's illegal and urges would be fixed rather than allow in the holodeck. The prime directive takes ultimate precedence as implicit in the name PRIME directive.
I'm rewatching Chain of Command and I can't believe how whiny the crew is. The way it's filmed and the way the music cues hit you're supposed to hate Jellico just because he wants changes, but he's literally just telling the crew "this is what I want you to do so we're prepared for what's coming" and they can't stop complaining about how they don't want to do things his way. It's kind of ridiculous how insubordinate the crew is to Jellico just because he has expectations and he's direct and blunt
>>216984741To be fair, he was supposed to only be in command of the ship for one mission, and in the process of doing so he wanted the entire ship's schedule and rosters reworked within hours of getting the command. He didn't try to slot himself into the role, he just wanted everything done the way HE wanted it to be.If he was originally coming in as the permanent new captain it'd make sense, but since his role was always supposed to be temporary the crew is justifiably pissed at him.
>>216984822There was a good chance he was going to permanently take command of the Enterprise, Riker noting that they usually don't do the ceremony for a short period transfer and Jellico telling Picard flat out "you're probably not coming back from this mission, I hope you beat the odds".But yes, the crew didn't know this and he didn't give them a comfort time frame to adjust to him and his expectations, which is addressed when Deanna approaches him. He flat out says he completely understands them feeling that way but he doesn't believe he has the time for it, asking Deanna to do her best to help with morale.
>>216982243Die abomination
>>216984933Nein, ist DER Abomination.
Did someone say abomination?
>>216984896Geodi becomes incompetent and unable to do what Jellyco asks despite always magically meeting Picard's deadlines.
>>216985140would
>>216985140mickey mouseblacky _____?
>>216984741Riker's: 'you're not even my REAL dad. You can't tell me what to do!'. Very silly.
>>216983930
this klingon buck has been BROKEN
replicator, give me a greasy 14 inch pepperoni pizza in the style of a early 21st century Turkish ran British takeaway, and disable all safety measures
>>216985938How much food can you order from a replicator before the machine sends a message to the ship's chief medical officer or counsellor? Because I could see myself having a few nights where I just sit in front of it, alone in my quarters, 'and another one'.
>>216985938you know you can ask for anything right? you don't need to ask for mutt food
>>216982844What, no Seven of Nine?
>>216986026Just pretend you're ordering for someone else
>>216985876he zest
>>216986026an endless cycle of holodeck and replicator gorging. I can see it working.
>>216986026This would be every pregnant woman's dream.
>>216986026Computer, 500 McNuggets
Computer, water, with no container. Keep pouring until I say stop.*runs away*
>>216986694Computer, redirect counselor Troi's fecal matter directly to this terminal.
>>216986026
>Computer, shut up.
>>216986740computer, save this meal under filename "a light snack"
Computer, engage.
>>216986768what are they piloting? an aquarium?
>>216977506>Federation is a utopia without degeneracy and mental illness>negroes still existUnrealistic.
>>216986768How did Star Trek become like this?
>>216984615but what if theyre 80 years old?
Computer, begin tracking my vitals. Replicate 50 of every item on the McDonalds menu circa 2004, super size. Lock transporter onto each food item. Engage site-to-site transport from within my stomach to 100km off the ship's port side the moment I fall unconscious.
>>216986920Because you didn't stop it.
>>216986669>This would be every pregnant woman's dream2nd trimester only.
>>216986922Tough titties. Still illegal.
>>216986923
>>216977506>over 100,000 poeple died in the civil war and countless lost since then just to get us this>>216977531He had national guard rescuing people off of rooftops the very next day. That bullshit was just Black people wanting to feel like they're special victims after a hurricane fucked up everyone with equal cruelty. >>216978766Ferengi are capable of having honor and doing the right thing when it counts the most like how Quark and his nephew Nog repeatedly did. I still wonder about DS9 though.>"Hey our new captain is Black and has a son. We need a friend for his son to have character interaction with. Who could it be?">"A Ferengi.">"Sound cool. What should we name his Ferengi friend?" >"Nog.">"So we shall name him Nog?">"Well yeah I guess we can call the Ferengi that.">>216982844Vote for Seven of Nine just to piss off Janeway who lost her shit when a woman who was actually attractive was brought onto the show IRL.
>>216987093DS9 got away with a lot of stuff.
>>216986586Current day internet and junk food is already enough to have dopamine fried my monkey brain. Holodecks and replicators would be a 100x improvement on even that. I don't think we have it in us, that high-minded ideological evolution that Picard talks about. How people in the Trek future live to better themselves. Humanity would be gooned to death.
>>216987227I bomb Palestinian children for she
>>216987227Most planetbound citizens don't get holodeck access so they farm colonies and live the simple life, with families and crops.
>>216987227Considering Earth went through a Eugenics War, where presumably the weakest traits died off, we're seeing uniformly better versions of humans than the ones we currently are.
>>216987312It does seem like a large percentage of Earth colonists are essentially Amish. But, surely holodecks are everywhere. Quarks is just a pub and they've got a couple. All those colony planets would have pubs. And on Earth, probably every other major planet too, there would be so many holodecks. And so easy to get to too. Like how Nog at the academy went to granddaddy Siskos for dinner every night. Traveling to the other side of a country is nothing. Anywhere on Earth, you are five minutes from a holodeck.
I was curious and did a search on chakoteya.net for mentions of the Prime Directive in nutrek and it's only in a handful of STD episodes and LD (parody)I'm not sure what the current neoliberal stance is on strict non-interference but it seems to have changed since VOY was on the air?
>>216987601They have no idea what the lore is. It doesn't matter.
>>216987581>we're seeing uniformly better versions of humans than the ones we currently are.And what that got us was:>>216977506>>216985140
Computer, replicate me 5 kilograms of the finest Bolivian Flake Cocaine
>>216987581>Earth went through a Eugenics War, where presumably the weakest traits died offFunny, more like the opposite. That's a pro-eugenics way to phrase it. When the take-away of the Eugenics War was that eugenics is bad. Ban genetic engineering. So weak traits survive.
>>216987601The Prime Directive is the #1 rule of Starfleet. It forbids contact with any race that has not developed warp drive tech on their own so the Federation doesn't interfere in the natural growth of lesser planets. It actually originates and comes up in TNG a few times.
That was a bizarre AI response.>It actually originates and comes up in TNG a few times.It originated on TOS, in The Return of the Archons.
>>216977506A black woman twerking over a Captain's chair for social media likes perfectly sums up the television landscape today.
>>216987720the pd is from tos.
>>216987601We give billions of dollars in aid and medicine to developing countries and all we ended up with was millions more Africans. This is why the Federation doesn't like to get involved with underdeveloped planets.
mating pressed latinum
>>216987601It doesn't come up in LOW, because they're a second contact type of ship. Not on the frontier. And it doesn't come up in DISCO. Because it's not a planet-of-the-week type of show. That is episodic. Morality plays and fun pulpy sci-fi stories.
>>216987882jej
Um.
>LOW: Prime Directive: 12 mentions>STD: Prime Directive: 10 mentionsDoes he even watch what he's defending
>>216988043Chud got fact checked. His FEELINGS still tell him there aren't any Prime Directive mentions though.
>>216987601they don't care about the material and they'd give cavemen replicators because they think it'd be unfair for them to have to work for their meals and develop as a society
>>216987581True. There's also the fact that genetically enhanced individuals spread their genetically enhanced genes, presumably widely, considering average starfleet personnel are able to down aliens twice their size with double axe handle karate chops.
>>216988093Also only bots refer to STD as "DISCO"
>>216988087of course not, he's a troll who doesn't actually watch the show
So these threads are just going to be Trek229/Tillyfag autism spam until the new show comes out and for months afterwards, right? It's very clear all of the decent posters have left at this point and nothing but low quality bait and spam remains
>>216988354this is a nutrek thread, no-one will post until a real thread is made you retard, first and last post in this shitty shill thread
>>216988450Maybe you should've made a thread instead of letting this retard hijack the general for 24 hours
>>216987658>They have no idea what the lore isSure they do. The Lores smirk. Uh DOYYYY
>>216987755>A black woman twerking over a Captain's chair for social media likes perfectly sums up the television landscape today.To be fair, look up the Fat Leonard scandal in today's real life navy. twerking is saintly by comparison
>>216988354also some rock opera stuff
>>216988354>It's very clear all of the decent posters have left
>>216988674lmao, no not posting any of it in some nutrek shit thread
>>216988548he made it super early, but not early enough to get pruned by mods. if we made a real thread, he'd instantly report it and that one would get pruned by his pet janny. there's no winning move.
>>216977506Apes.
>>216988813I do what I want FAGGOT(I'm not doing any today I'm sick with the flu)
>>216988802Well yeah all we have left is toyfaggot and beefers, so yeah
>>216988894you aren't rock opera anon you retard, noone cares what you do or do not do
>>216988837the winning move is to spam useless posts and sink it to page 10 like he did to the previous thread but you guys aren't interested in solutions that would actually work
>>216988943how about stop posting and let it archive by itself
>>216988957how fucking retarded are you that you think there isn't someone who is dedicated to sitting there bumping this from page 10 to make sure it stays up as long as possible because the entire reason he made this thread in the first place is to troll? you have literal shit for brains.
>>216988932sit yo black ass down when grownups are talking FAGGOT
>>216988988and here you are bumping it, when that schizo does pass out eventually, just let it die you tard
>>216988957He will slowly bump it forever.there are threads on some boards that have been up for over 3 weeks because of one schizo
>>216989005stop pretending to be dukat opera anon, its just embarrassing, no more (you)s faggot.
>>216988641I'd buy that figure in a heartbeat. Especially if it came with alt costumes. I think Lore got new drip every appearance.
>>216989027those boards are not /tv/, /tv/ doesn't work like that, if you leave it alone for a few hours once the schizo passes out from a massive intake of antipsychotics the thread dies, this has been proven over and over, SO LET IT DIE. I'm not posting anymore just let this trash die
>>216989092it hasn't been proven ever lmao. it's almost like you actually want this thread to stay up.
>>216989092You're either the schizo or a collaborator, otherwise you would know how dedicated he is to ruining /trek/
>>216989137>>216989114ok fine one last post, STOP BUMPING THE THREAD YOU FUCKING RETARDS, yes it has been proven over and over thats why we make fun of his pathetic threads that die after 20 posts, but you fucking idiot nufags keep bumping them, STOP.
>>216989207you are literally a collaborator and butthurt we're ruining your plan to keep this thread up for as long as possible by adding posts to it.
>>216989041https://vocaroo.com/12Lvbv9nA5vXK
>>216989207It's really just a matter of a passive/active approach. If one isn't working, use the other.
>>216987914Think the hit show Star Trek: Discovery visited planets more often than say DS9. If you don't count those "thrilling" Bajor episodes.
>>216989286Stop thinking. It's not your strong suit.
Remember the time when the Discovery producers thought they were guaranteed a sixth season and already started planning it out? And then word came down from above at the last minute (after season 5 was completed) that they'd been cancelled? And then they had to go back and do reshoots a year later to give the show some kind of ending?
>>216989337Yes, that was based.And then they all cried.
>>216989337Any hope for the show died when Fuller bailed.
>>216989362Honestly, he deserves a lot of the blame too. He did name the fucking character Michael Burnham and going by the last season of Hannibal and his other works, he's definitely lost the touch.
>>216989337Amazingly the quality remained the same.
GilgameshA KingAtUrukHe tormented his subjectsHe made them angryThey cried out aloud, send us a companion for our kingSpare us from his madnessEnkidoAWildManFromTheForestEntered the cityThey fought in the templeThey fought in the streetsGilgameshDefeatedEnkidoThey became great friendsGilgameshAndEnkidoAtUruk
How does it take up to two years to complete a "season" of ten episodes in this day and age?
>>216989240why do they say "faggot" like that kek
>>216989231nta, but you can add posts to it without bumping it you moron
>>216989502you're either retarded or replied to the wrong post
>>216989435fraud
>>216989523I know you are but what are you
New Year - New TrekJust a Baker's Dozen of days from the debut of a brand new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy:Star Trek: Starfleet Academy introduces viewers to a young group of cadets who come together to pursue a common dream of hope and optimism. Under the watchful and demanding eyes of their instructors, they discover what it takes to become Starfleet officers as they navigate blossoming friendships, explosive rivalries, first loves and a new enemy that threatens both the Academy and the Federation itself.
They need to stop trying to broaden the fanbase of Trek by making these gay cartoons and emotional soaps that attract people who are too retarded to understand core Star Trek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kC467GyP6Ythis made me hate Ben Stiller a little lessI'll give it up, he's definitely a trekkie
>>216989585do you think STD would've been canceled or would it have continued as a terrible show if she quit after s1
>>216989585they're not trying to "broaden the fanbase" they're just making IP slop without giving a fuck who would actually watch it
>>216989627To be honest I don't know or care. I only hope that the nightmare ends.Luckily, this new show looks awful enough to kill Kurtzman Trek for good
>>216989585But old angry chuds in their DS9 jammies either don't watch or don't pay, so there's absolutely no reason for a studio to waste resources on making shows for you.So they don't.
>>216989691I don't know why you're replying to meI'm a slopbrained consoomer retard who heckin loves Nu Trek just like you, xhister
>>216989476you can't say "Faggot" because its a hate word so i have to say fah-get
>>216989207>STOP BUMPING THE THREAD YOU FUCKING RETARDSyou don't pay me, feed me or fuck me so i don't have to listen to youass, grass, or gas, nobody rides for free
>>216989627Wouldn't have mattered, I remember Isaacs carrying season one. I liked him as angry captain guy. Without him to counterbalance crying girl the show turned to a cesspool of faggotry
>>216989583that one polycule with the bpd chick and the uggo you gotta fuck to get to the rest
Explain this
TNG Season 5 starts off strong, I have a great feeling about this season. Will Riker agrees with me...
Stardate 2556...Male Pattern Baldness is still not cured...
>>216990007Checked, Mr Bondtoo lazy to post an Our Man Bashir picture but imagine it
>>216989949hard mode: no racismshe has a winged scapula so her shoulders are rounded and she is in thoracic flexionshe has a short torso and long limbs like one would see in a god tier deadlifterthat hair is faggot primeshe smiles like a sojabeangirl
>>216990041Anon, that's a man
This any good?
Ensign Special
>>216989691If there was another show with the themes of DS9 that was as well made as DS9, of course it would be a hit. But that's never going to happen because screenwriting has become a paid therapy session for millennial women.
>>216989949that's ensign zip a dee doo dah
>>216990078I use their preferred pronouns out of respect, my comments on anthropometry stand. She/he would be a really good conventional deadlifter in their weight class with those levers, like Konstantinov
>>216990185>Ensign, that earring is in violation of the Starfleet Uniform Code. Remove it at once! May I remind you that while many different races and cultures serve aboard the Enterprise, none are afforded special treatment.
>>216990246
>>216990197But DS9 wasn't a hit. The ratings dropped to nothing, and the franchise stopped referring to the show, except for a couple of episodes of Star Trek; Lowers Decks. Probably so Nana Visitor could keep her SAG insurance.A revival or remake wouldn't do any better.
>216990306dude, really? I get GenX contrarianism but come on man. Earn your (You)s honestly. I make OC. Others make good observations. This is sad bait and you can do better. Much better. Do better.
You can tell they're mad that TNG, DS9, VOY, (and I guess sPIC too) are the only shows to reach their natural conclusions without being cancelled.
>>216990510Picard didn't resolve shit other than personal storylinesIt introduced a bunch of canon problems and then said "whoopsie! 'member the Borg?" and just moved on to the next thing constantly. also the personal storylines are retarded like clone picard
>>216986026just have O'Brien transport all the food from your stomach into the toilet before you digest it
>>216990550Picard is a terrible, awful show that should never have existed, but it only meant to run for three seasons.Other nuTreks keep getting cancelled.
I always used the blue controller too, trekpu
>>216990583trekpu is using the MadCatz monstrosity. someone does not like him.
>>216986768why does this design look older than the Enterprise D's late 80s comfy aesthetic?
>>216990356TNG was popular enough among older fans to get the the movies and Picard. Even Voyager had the popularity to be a significant part of Prodigy and Picard. DS9 ended up ignored as Trek continues, except for bants in Lower Decks.
>>216989949no words are necessary
And then everybody stood up and clapped
>>216990550>and just moved on to the next thing constantlyGlad I'm not the only one who notices this about "prestige serialized streaming television". It's not episodic but in a way it is, because each season starts completely new and barely references the last.
>>216990747Each arc is episodic in that way, I guess. On the really bad shows anyway.
>>216989949absolute sheboon
>>216986768>This is what they took from us
Is Romulan ale good for you?
Goddamn Nu Trek fucking sucks
>>216982844I will vote for Uhura and Janeway.That is all.
>>216990848It just kills me though how these modern writers all sniff their own farts about how TV is better these days since it moved from cable to streaming... and then you get all three seasons of Prickard, where they're a jumbled mess that contradict themselves from episode to episode (lack of communication between writers? Rushed schedules? Mental retardation? Who knows)
>>216991247>about how TV is better these days since it moved from cable to streamingI think that myth has been dispelled in recent years
>>216991268Normies acknowledge this but they still watch slop anyway
>>216991372That's because they're retards like BF and "old things give them the ick"
>>216991438leave the shadow pope alone
BF must be forever persecuted for her hatred of TOS
Why doesn't Nu Trek have relatable characters like Satan's Robot?
>>216985876>Karim Diané as Jay-Den KraagJesus they actually named him Jaden
>>216991664don't worry, they have gangs of padme's nurse robots roaming the halls ushering the students to class on their college campus warship
Are the Q Gods? Do they have any limits as a collective? Do they form 1 single God when combined together or are they more powerful? Or are they more like powerful wizards and each wizard combines their spells together?
>>216991840this nigga corporeal
>>216991840last
>>216991247>where they're a jumbled mess that contradict themselves from episode to episode (lack of communication between writers? Rushed schedules? Mental retardation? Who knows)That's the case with every show. And it's gotten even worse in the wake of the 2022 strikes where they changed the rules for how many writers can be in one room at one time. Look what a clusterfuck Stanger Things and Severance turned into.
>>216991977I stopped watching nutrek with STP but the opening credits listing like 40 different "executive producers" was insane
>>216992029"Producer" just means "Who is funding it""Executive Producer" means "Producer with some level of creative input"I think I counted 13 with Strange New Worlds.13 is too many cooks. 40 is INSANE.
>>216992199Well 40 is an exaggeration but it listed so many that it felt like 40
>>216992199>>"Producer" just means "Who is funding it">"Executive Producer" means "Producer with some level of creative input"This is literally the opposite of reality. Producers work very closely with the production and are nearly as integral as the director. Executive producer is a much more nebulous term that does not necessarily mean they had that much input at all.
You should have one (1, singular) EP with creative input that is your showrunner and that's it. Most successful shows ever follow this model.2 can be done, 3 as well but that's gotta be the max.>>216992302Yeah Trek had a ton of line producers and supervising producers, guys like David Livingston who also directed but is credited on a ton of episodes, etc. Guys who make the show go behind the scenes.
>>216992302>This is literally the opposite of reality. Producers work very closely with the production and are nearly as integral as the director. Executive producer is a much more nebulous term that does not necessarily mean they had that much input at all.Patreon and its consequences have been disastrous for filmmaking
>>216992199wow that's impressively incorrect
Average season of DS9>Executive ProducersRick Berman & Ira Steven Behr>Creative ConsultantMichael Piller>Coordinating ProducerRobert della Santina>Co-ProducerJ.P. Farrell>ProducersRobert Hewitt Wolfe, Steve Oster & René Echevarria>Co-Supervising ProducerHans Beimler>Supervising ProducersPeter LauritsonRonald D. Moore>Associate ProducerTerri PottsAverage season of PIC>Consulting ProducerJenny Lumet>Supervising ProducersRalph Gifford, Kirsten Beyer, April Nocifora, Jason Zimmerman>Co-Executive ProducersAyelet Waldman, Damani Johnson, Hanelle M. Culpepper, Samantha Humphrey, Douglas Aarniokoski, Dylan K. Massin, Aaron Baiers>Executive ProducersEugene Roddenberry, Trevor Roth, James Duff, Patrick Stewart, Heather Kadin, Akiva Goldsman, Michael Chabon, Alex Kurtzman>Associate ProducerRobyn Johnson
>>216992484How many of those names have Pride flags in their social media bios?
>>216992484Why did the number of Ferengi double?
Bit gay innit?
>>216993194he daddy gon whoop him good.
interesting how Weyoun was actually legit mad when Sisko said they're not allowing any more ships through the wormhole and then he I guess realized his mistake and tried to play it off like it's not a big deal it's just all the Cardassians' fault anyway. very smooth. Sisko totally bought it and still doesn't hate your guts at all, such a skilled diplomat. if there's one thing I wish this show would have done better is making Vorta actually effective as far as the "we're going to put you at ease and fuck you over under your nose thing." everyone they try it on from the Alpha Quadrant writes them off immediately as creepy and untrustworthy.
And so, it begins.
>>216993364maybe this is why I was so frustrated watching Enterprise because it's like you go from a scene like that and then in the next scene Sisko is like>Yeah I just talked to that little FUCKER and they're definitely going to attack. I know his game he told me a whole buncha bullSHIT neither of us bought for a damn second. Get that fucking minefield finished by tomorrow.Cut to Archer>Wow new aliens! They must want to be our friends!and this is even after he's already been kidnapped a dozen times
>>216977506>literally twerking on Star Treks gravePowerful.
>>216993650It's about killing fans.
https://youtu.be/-AQ-GzFwrzA?si=axrDz07X33rkkW8yPrelude No. 2by Francisco Tarregaplayed by Rafael Elizondo on an 1862 Antonio de Torres
>>216993691fans don't care about this shit. it's not even Star Trek to them.
Presented without further comment
>>216993451Yellow shirt Picard? What timeline is this? Oh right, the timeline where everything is shit.
>>216993812
In Soviet Russia, stars trek you!
I don't know how much more nutrek I can take.
>>216994922I'm excited for the death spiral.
Where my goobros at
>>216995015
>>216995052based
ITSAGIRL
>>216995115
>>216995052How does this nigga eat?
Even the bottle episodes are good
>>216995225that nose thing is like an elephant snout that he can move but they leave it like that when they're not eating.
>>216995052>>216995109>>216995239>I'm assembling a team...>...of elite perverts.
>>216995091>>216995109>>216995239I'm putting together a team...
>>216995225You see him drinking on the show.
>>216995246Star Trek had amazing bottle episodes yet every streaming show needs to dump $10 million into every episode so audiences glance up from their phones periodically. God forbid you go five minutes without a fancy crane shot or shooting on location in Finland.
>>216992302>>216992439source?>your wrongis not evidence
>>216993194
how dis get this bad?
>>216995246masterpiece society
>>216993451Ah yes, the much remembered modern classic Baywatch 2017. Very litty.
>>216993600i don't think you understand the show you're watching shrancel
>>216995429shiiiiieeee
>>216995239didn't this laser prop give this guy a bunch of burns on his head behind the scenes?
>>216995422>A film producer is a person who oversees film production, from finding and selecting promising material for development, through to post-production, marketing and distribution of the film. They plan and coordinate various aspects of film production, such as selecting the script, coordinating writing, directing, editing, and arranging financing. The producer supervises the pre-production, principal photography, and post-production stages of filmmaking. >Executive producer (EP) is one of the top positions in the production of media such as films, television, music, radio, or video games. In films, the executive producer generally contributes to the film's budget and their involvement depends on the project, with some simply securing funds and others being involved in the filmmaking process. In general, the film producer is more involved in the hands-on production of the film. In television, executive producers are sometimes involved with the production in a hands-on capacity, but their roles are highly variable
>>216995433women are a plague on any creative endeavor
>>216995457i think you're wrong
>>216995486>this guy
>>216995486Never heard that
>>216995494im not reading chatgpt's wall of text, do better
>>216995433>beautiful caramel lady with shiny smooth hair>beautiful caramel lady with shiny smooth hair>plain and chubby pitch black lady with "African American" hairstyle.
>>216995502That is not Dwight Schultz
>>216995422>Film producer, supervises the making of films>Executive producer, contributes to a film's budget and usually does not work on set
>>216995543who them ayys
>>216995543Why is it called sf academy if it's about riker and geor'?
pleasurable
Oh, you will watch it. You will watch it all.
N P C
>>216995937
i will watch episode 1 only
>>216996169That's how it starts.
>>216995543BATTLE 'BONE
>>216996189fuck off tillyfagdoesn't the public library close soon?
>>216995937Our Star Trek club is getting together for a Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Watch Party for the premier week.
>>216996391AND THE FANS
>>216996472ARE TRANS
More like TRAINS!
>>216996472>>216996505>>216996595>>216996596just stop
>>216987914STD is a bad example of anything for a few reasons, least of all it being episodic.First, it's non-canon. It wouldn't exist in the Canon, because the Canon lore rules of the universe would undo it. The Temporal Cold War Accords would forbid/return/destroy Discovery for even a fraction of its shenanigans.Starfleet has time travel in the 2900's, but the entire galaxy crumbles in on itself when no one has warp after the Burn? Get serious. Captain Braxton, or any of his replacements on Relativity would fuck Discovery up and undo everything. And that's all before non-John DE Lancie Q's from resetting everything.No other series before Discovery has ever mentioned the ship, any crew members, any missions, or any tangential references from any of the above.The writers wrote themselves into a corner that can ONLY be solved with retcons, other universe nonsense, or non-canon status.The entire series was DESIGNED to be a 'fuck you' to the franchise and its fanbase. First tranny, first non-binary, first gay kiss, first expletives, first gender fluid, first pansexual relationship, blah blah blah. Then there's all the "Kurtzman puts his own spin on established lore" shit on top of that, and that's how we get nuKlingons and nuFerengi, Sneed, black Progenitors, Emerald Chain slavers being *le misunderstood victims*, android Picard, the bullshit that is Section 31, how they did Icheb dirty, lesbian 7/9, I'm just so sick and fucking tired of it all.
>>216996692>first gay kissds9
>>216996757Lesbian, not gay.I'm talking dude on dude homosexual gay. Plus a black guy and a white guy interracial gay at that.
>>216996692>Muh Temporal Cold War AccordsThose weren't a real part of Canon. They were a plot device in Enterprise, which was a badly written in universe holonovel.
>>216996935You're confined to quarters.
>>216984115Are you kidding? Deforestation McCoy would kill Tuvox because he hates vulcans.
>>216986026I imagine people prank their friends all the time like this>sneak into your friend's quarters>computer, please replicate 4 large pepperoni pizzas and 6 glasses of klingon semen, hot>do this every day for weeks>Troi has to sit him down for a chat
>>216997064jej
>>216996935Surely you've seen Storm Front part 2 and watched the Daniels arc conclude.
>>216996391no you're not
I feel a song coming on!
>>216997221Sorry I don't watch holonovels.
>>216997295this faggot would get beaned in the back of the head with a microwave burrito so fucking fast if he tried to pull this gay shit irl
>>216997306You sound EXACTLY like the target demographic for STD.
>>216997356You salute the uniform, not the lifeform.
T'pol.
Just Started a Early season Two Parter...Unification 1.....what am I in for?
>>216997498
>>216990583>>216990604He's using the see-through purple
>>216997559ew gross
>>216996625I choo-choo-choose not to
>>216996991Bones was Tsundere for Vulcans, per the Sarek episode.
>>216997812Bones was repetitive too, he has no fucking business "getting a own" on Spock.
>>216997442wrong
Perfection.
bolt-ons are anything but
>>216998054Based natural appreciatorbolt ons are disgusting
>>216997985>>216998054She's tastefully sexualized for the thinking fan.
>>216998075you're thinking of Kira.
>>216998087I often am
>>216998054fags>>216998070
>>216998181Silence plastic surgery loving FREAKMen of culture appreciate natural perfection.Especially in porn and unobtainable women -- imagine being satisfied by anything less than some bitch who won the genetic lottery.
>Ahem>*clears throat nervously*>Uhh....
>>216998213just say you like fat bitches
>>216998312just say you like troons and drag queens
>>216998312>there are only bogged bimbo whores and fat bitches in the worldGo dig your lunch out of the trashcan 229
>>216998278Booboo not trekpu!!!
>>216998070>>>216998075she looks like trash for plebeians>>216998181>>216998312projector harder, kiddo
new>>216998389>>216998389>>216998389
>>216998341>229Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Wonder what he's up to now
>>216998278Do not waste my time, what is it?
>>216998278spit it out already I gotta get back to my uridium soon or I'll get tased
It's really funny to be someone used T'Pol and tasteful in the same sentence. I'm guessing that anon is like 78 years old and the target audience for that shit.
T'pol is pretty gross, lip filler and all. Never did it for me
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>>216998572this
