Nell SFX>>216972298
I don't actually watch this show, I hope holly managed to escape that monster
>>216979978Nancy and Robin double teaming each of the younger girls to educate them about the female body
later eps so slow that's watchable at twice the speed
>>216979978Did Millie piss off netflix or the faggot brothers or something lol
>>216979978SEX?
>>216980085Nancy and Robin are ana sisters. They're the last ones that should educate about the female body.
TAKE ME TO ESCONDIDO /TV/ FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>216980051I want her to save herself and kill Vecna then tell the others, especially Max, to fuck off.
They had to mention Holly has a crush on a black boy They just had to
>>216980207Netflix hired the Obamas
>>216980207Some shows are just gay, others gay and jewish.
>>216979978And the answer is tentacle.
>>216980229
>>216980140No. They got lazy and greedy. Holly is getting so much screen time because they are planning spinoffs. The story line of Holly and her classmates are supposed to be a resetting of the story to have a similar dynamic as the first season, except the writers and directors didn't re-watch the first season as a reminder to what made it good in the first place.
>>216980207Except she doesn't, and the slander got her so angry she bashed that girl in the face with a stereo.
>>216980562She'll turn out gay. They are paralleling her and Will pretty hard.
>>216980585>everyone that comes into contact with Vecna becomes gayIs the Mind Flayer a gay mind virus?
>>216980336Love the eyebrow movements
>>216980207anons are so triggered by this, both Holly and Josh said it's not true. Also it happens irla few of my white female classmates had brief crushes on me, I can admit the kid that plays Josh is a little weird looking so it comes across as extra forced, but it's not a supper uncommon thing that happens in this country.
>>216980585That would be fine, especially with an older girl like Max. F/f >>>>>>>> faggots and blacks
How many fucking characters is this retarded show gonna have
>>216980604That is literally a cock in mouth facial expression, they directed it to look exactly like that. Lmao
>>216980604>my casting couch training really paid off
I'm honestly shocked that this general having an actual discussion and isn't used as a shitposing thread.
>>216980604Surely it would have made more sense to have tentacle shit like attached to their head. What's the process of it going in their mouths? This is blatantly jew pedo shit lmao
>>216980603It's not just the tentacling. >association with music>abduction>holly the heroic/will the wise>vecna choosing them first because they're special
The regular citizens of Hawkins finally woke up and realized something is fucked up about their town in Season 4, the ground beneath them rips apart, the military moves in and quarantines the area, and they're back to acting like life is normal again? Is this the most retarded town in the world?
>>216980639Do you think this is a new character? She's been in the show since the beginning (although recasted for age/story)
>>216980661The smoke stuff goes in the mouth, Alien style. Established in S1/S2.
So what is the upside down really?
*Eats YOUR arse*
>>216980680The military is there and basically telling them to act as if everything is normal. Also it's the 80s in the middle of nowhere essentially, news doesn't travel fast or anything because the internet didn't exist like it does now.
>>216980706A wormhole, or Einstein-Rosen bridge, whatever you'd like to call it.
>>216979978Imagine being a fag in the 80s during the height of aids epidemic.
>>216980709yo wtf
>>216980709Haha oh no haha
>>216980726That's just the means of going from one to the other not the place itself, why are there are cars
>>216980709>Western womenNot even once
>>216980680Many people fled Hawkins, it's why they are able to take over the radio station and tunnel under buildings because so much shit was left abandoned. It's also not unrealistic for people to stay. people live in active war zones, refusing to evacuate as bombs are dropped on them almost daily.
>>216980711News? They don't need the news when it's happening right in front of them. They have memories of goldfish.
>>216980711> Also it's the 80s in the middle of nowherecanonically Hawkins is just an hour away from Indianapolis so literally smack dab in the middle of the state near their largest city.
>>216979978this girl doesnt live another 10 years
>>216980207People can say what they want about Welcome to Derry but at least they didn't have racemix propaganda pandering. I appreciated it for that
>>216980759Oh shit are you the master of wormholes with the knowledge of everything about them? Could you explain more?If you would fucking pay attention you retarded monkey you'd know that when 11 pushed vecna into dimension X it made a version of hawkins in the wormhole stuck in that time period
>>216980819Why, what are you planning
>>216980207Why are they writing 7 year olds with interracial crushes?
>>216979978Imagine if she'll look like Hawke in a few years
>>216980776I mean news from the outside world. They trust the military and what it says in Hawkins.>>216980807I don't know about you, but I grew up in Ohio and traveled to Indiana when I was a child and Indianapolis is the middle of nowhere as far as I'm concerned lmao.
>>216980859It isn't stuck, changes are reflected
>>216980866its not meits the producers
>>216980850Neither did ST in S1.
>>216980893What changes?
>>216980207i hear next season Holly gets her fucking head sawn off on a subwayby a black guy whos been in and out of jail 42 times
>>216980870They aren't. They're making jokes because they know /tv/ will react.
>>216980604I wonder how her casting went>ok theres a scene where you have this giant black thing shoved in your mouth >Me and Jamal here is going to test and see what size things you can fit in there
Imagine if Breaking Bad final season instead of wrapping up on Walt and Jesse's story it focused on Walter Jr. and had him come out as gay.
Reminder that Drake’s relationship with Millie Bobby Brown is the reason why he lost the beef with Kendrick Lamar. A warning to all pedos.
>>216981018It's one scene, and Will being gay has been a thing since the first season, they called little eleven year old Will a fag like 80 times, even Joyce says it lmao.
>>216980912New construction, the position of cars, newer models of cars
>>216981018>s2 focused on max and billy>s3 focused on billy and robin>s4 focused on eddie>n-no you can't raise another character to prominence
I really think this season could’ve used one more episode. There are so many characters and everything feels rushed.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
There’s a dark evil vibe around this final season. The Lolita undertones, behind the scenes drama, cast members who look like coke addicts, fans negative on social media, like this whole thing is just a vortex of negative energy. Satanic pedowood vibes.
>>216980859>11 pushed vecna into dimension X it made a version of hawkins in the wormholewhen did that happen?I honestly don't remember a thing from the first few seasons, it's been forever.
>>216981120>you want more of this crap
>>216981120half this season is filler, it doesn't need another episode, it needs a fucking editor
>>216981018they wrote it in and then scrapped itremember his Flynn faze and he was hanging out with that beaner?Well turns out they were smoking PCP and jerking off together to the same pornoevolved from there
>>216981140It's another predictive programming piece. So called UAPs originate from the ocean and are extra dimensional in nature. We originally thought they were ET and so fiction was directed to foster this idea and make it palatable to you, now there's a shift. If you pay attention you'll see it everywhere, constant alternate world/dimension stories.
>>216981140which actor gets sacrificed?
>>216981145>I honestly don't remember a thing from the first few seasons, it's been forever.when she beat him as a small child in the flash back
>>216981018The season isn't about it though? It was one scene that was built up over 5 seasons, who gives a shit we all know it's dumb move on.>>216981105You mean the government construction because they built it? Are you retarded? What newer model of car did you notice that wasn't in s01?
>>216980207Kek
Rate Eleven's feet
It's funny watching people trying to spin the negative reception to episode 7 as being all homophobia while also watching the Bylerfags go ballistic and sending death threats to anyone associated with the production of the show.
>>216981145When they were both at the facility and she pushed him into the wall.
>>216981243i've been speedwatching the last couple seasons, but my wife pays close attention and she doesn't understand the finer details any better than me
>>216981260I thought the byler stuff was just a joke, I didn't realize how deeply mentally ill those people are
>>216981120>There are so many charactersThis should have been solved by killing off more characters in previous seasons or early this season instead of giving the entire cast plot armor
>>216981291Happens in many shows. These kinds of people existed in supernatural and harry potter, etc. Slashers are deeply disturbed women.
>>216981257Feet stink retard
Yall crazy and need to move on... Sisters~~ and Will carry this show. If u don't like it stop watching! Can't wait for season 6 with Kali as a lead.
>>216981291Fanfiction women are probably the most mentally deranged people after trannies and furries.
>>216980680>small midwestern town in America, the most conspiracy-brained country >deals with a string of mysterious deaths >a serial killer who kills in impossibly brutal ways that defy nature >random disappearances including a child presumed dead but then reappeared with no explanation>the town mall burned down >widespread fears of satanism >government men and military people constantly roam the town for years >a gigantic fucking earthquake rips through the town and creates interdimensional portals that create a storm of ash and musk >everyone is put in quarantine and not allowed to leave>everyone aside from the main characters still denies that monsters are real or that anything supernatural is happening
>millie when asked if she liked eleven's ending...bros?
>>216981469anons you all lived through a global pandemicwatched multiple wars be lived streamedand you're all still acting like the behavior you are pointing out is abnormal, it's literally how everyone has been acting for the last 10 years.
Do you subhuman retards actually watch this show?
>>216981505don't know what this is implying when those are all the same facial expressions
>>216981525>anons you all lived through a global pandemicAnd there were plenty of people that spoke out against the quarantines and covid rules>watched multiple wars be lived streamedAnd? How is some war happening thousands of miles away compare to people witnessing bizarre unexplainable shit happening in their own small town?None of that compares to the kind of stuff happening in Hawkins.
>>216981527Nah I just hollypost
>>216981505What a stupid fucking outfit. Glad they cut out some heart shaped cleavage so the slut can show off her gross small saggy dog ear tits.
>>216981527Of course, I'm not a miserable loser.
>>216981604yes and the vast majority of humanity followed quarantine rulesthere were people infected with covid denying that it was real as they lay dying in the hosptialour stupid president simultaneously denied that it was real and tried to get people to drink or inject disinfectant to fight itlots of people don't flee catastrophic destruction for vairous reasons, it's not unbelievable that many would stay in Hawkins, it's not like the town is a smoking creator, it's pretty much untouched except where they military is posted
>>216981710I'm not going to coninue this conversation. You should commit suicide.
>>216981710*plandemic scamdemic niggerhoax
>>216980913kek
>>216981525In our timeline, a global pandemic and election sent a bunch of conspiracy theorists to storm the U.S. capitol building. In Stranger Things, witnessing fucking interdimensional portals crack from the ground and get covered up makes people go “uh the government isn’t hiding anything”
>>216979978ftfy
>>216981896saved
>>216981896You realize she's like twelve?
>>216981958She's 14, which is legal in my area, so suck it.
>>216981958out of 10!
>>216981018they've been building up to that nonsense for ages you can't possibly be shocked it happenedoh the execution of it? absolutely, but you can't act surprised they did some coming out scene in generalhonestly with how dogshit this season is that scene, which is still comically awful, doesn't even make my top 5 fuckups this season
>>216982008Mystery meat afro faggot isn't a chadward
>>216981789except you are watching the like 30 people who do understand what's going on fight against the secret government programAlso you guys act like earth quakes, volcanoes, sinkholes and underground fires and explosions stop people from living in the places where they take place, people stay right where they are and rebuild the shit that got knocked down or blow up.
>character is revealed to be gay halfway through the story>from that point on, every scene that's focused on that character is about the fact that they're gay
>>216981721You lost.
why is this holly girl always the op
>>216982153new characters stimulate conversation
>>216981789In Stranger Things they don't have the internet or a 24/7 news cycle or social media to get constantly exposed to and riled up about this shit
>>216982136Will was gay in season onebut what you typed is true about Robinshe was much better when she wasn't gay and neurotic
>>216982007>they've been building up to that nonsense for ages you can't possibly be shocked it happenedRepeating the lie isn't going to make it true, anon. Most people who aren't mind broken by progressive mindrot just saw Will as an awkward kid, which didn't become a forgone conclusion for homosexuality until relatively recently.
Why does he look like that?
>>216982153This is why, but also she's cute and funny.
>>216982160she's been in it since season 1
>>216982160as well as my penis
>>216982162I know this is hard for the zoomer mind to comprehend, but these things happened long before the internet or even tv were invented.
>>216982206she's new to me
>>216982179if you didn't see it coming since season 1 I genuinely don't know what to tell you kek
Hop on El, we're going for a ride
>>216982172>Will was gay in season oneHis father, who's supposed to be an irredeemable piece of shit according to the show, called him a fag because he didn't like sportsball and would rather read books.I don't think it was meant to be treated as gospel at that point.
>>216982189his hair in s5 is much better
>>216982248Will wasn't even a character in season 1.
>>216982269not just his father, the other kids know he doesn't like girls and call him a fag, Will is gay has been consistently a thing in each season (remember when that qt black girl tried to get in his pants?). I think the coming out scene was stupid but it was not unexpected for anyone that actually watches the show and not scroll their phone or play video games while it plays as background noise.
>"Will is different">"He's not like normal kids">thought this just implied he had a sensitive disposition>leads him to being more creative and maybe in sync with psychic things>"No idiot, it means he wants manmilk in his little bussy"Oops my bad :\
Will Steve finally get a hot chubby wife and 6 kids in the epilogue?
>>216982229Citations?
Remember kids. Being gay gives you superpowers.
>>216982336>he's a soft boy>his dad used to call him a fag
>>216982342>the other kids know he doesn't like girlsNot stated until season 3, and given the characters' reaction to Will's coming out speech they just meant that he hadn't grown up and become attracted to girls yet>remember when that qt black girl tried to get in his pants?Season 4.
>>216982283Still looks like a lesbian.
>>216982361>el>not gay>has superpowers
>>216982383I'm not too sure when I look at that face, but yeah her powers come from the blood of another faggot.
>>216982364All the dads who tried to squash their creative kids' ambitions and force them into manlier activities stay winning and vindicated>Creative and sensitive = Take in in the ass
>>216982342That was in season 2 iirc, the question was about s1. They're too young in S1 for those few scenes to be in any way definitive one way or the other, I didn't like playing with girls at that age either.Yeah, obviously, at this point everyone knew he's gay, it was stated outright in one of previous seasons already. That's why the scene was extra cringe, they should've just said "we know you're gay, it's cool" and moved the fuck on.
>>216982342It was the 80s, everyone still called each other fags back then regardless of accuracy
>>216982378>Not stated until season 3that particular line isn't said until season 3 but Will has been called fag and fairy by other kids since season one anon lol I literally just watched it.
>>216982419Henry isn't gay, either.
>>216982361Is the jeet girl gay?
>>216982470every nerdy kid was called a fag and a fairy in the 80s
>>216982470It's' a retard fight between bylers insisting Mike is gay and idiots pretending Will isn't.
>>216982471>obsessed with tentacles>not gaylol ok
>>216982484>number of times mike, lucas and dustin were called queer in the show: 0
>>216981505Why are her boobs sagging? Isn't she like 20 years old?
>>216982489>literally had a girlfriend>gay
>>216982512I don't remember that therefore it didn't happen.
>>216982446>They're too young in S1 for those few scenes to be in any way definitive one way or the other, I didn't like playing with girls at that age either.Do any of you know any gay people? I can count on both hands how many gay kids I grew up around that were very very obviously gay or heading toward being gay in elementary and middle school. People definitely can tell at an early age. It's not girls have cooties behavior that serves as a tell, it's a bunch of other shit.>>216982461not frequently, being called faggot or gay was grounds for a fight
>>216979978Why is Holly 14 instead of 7?
>>216982549>Do any of you know any gay people?I know plenty more "sensitive guys" that didn't end up gay
>>216982549Well a lot of people seem to disagree that he was "very very obviously gay" in S1 so clearly it wasn't very very obvious.S2 or S3? Sure. But S1? Nah, he was just na nerdy kid.
Justice for pam
>>216982613A lot of people think the world is flat.
Watching this trainwreck unfold is truly fascinating.
>>216982647they may well be right, who knows & who cares
>>216982559Because it makes for better story telling, I don't get why people get so harped up on shit like this with movies/tv shows. If she was 7 she would be too dumb/scared and useless for any of the plot.
>says a your mom joke to an evil interdimensional being Is he dare I say it based?
>>216980680I vaguely recall s1/s2 having lots of smaller side characters in Hawkins. Not big roles but they being their actually built up Hawkins as an actual community
>>216982768i whispered based on the couch when this scene happened
>stranger things season 5 being review bombedno it isn't it's just shit
>>216982779It is. It's not great, but it's also true people are just nitpicking every little thing because they want to be outraged.
>>216982559>>216982740original Holly was also played by a set of twins, if she's going to have starring/speaking role it's just easier for there to be one actress
How do you guys rank the seasons? Or 5 so far
>>216982779Season 3 and onward were a trainwreckThis is like saying GoT fell off at the final season
>>2169828811 - Amazing2 - Great3 - So bad I stopped watching when they were quipping in the russian underground base4 - N/A5 - N/A
>>216979978why does a little have lip injections
>>216982881Season one of Strangers Things is literally the greatest show ever released on Netflix and is at least in the top 30 of the best shows to ever air in history. The other seasons don't even come close to it.
>>216982913LOL. Good one, zoomer.
>>216982918Born in the 80s and have probably watched three times as many movies and TV series as you have. Season one is legit that good, it didn't fly off into the cultural stratosphere for no reason.
>>2169828811 - Masterpiece2 - Great3 - Great4 - Good5 - Ok
>>2169828811 - Great2 - idk what even happened, I remember it being okay but I cant remember what specifically. I think they just dicked around all season. If this was the season where she met her ethnically diverse sister then it was shit3 - same, cant remember anything, maybe this was the one with the smoke monster in the mall but who gives a shit4 - same, cant remember anything except for the cool ending, maybe this was the season where they caught her for a while but it was irrelevant5 - immediately shat on the ending of s04 and is like all the other seasons, essentially completely worthless
>>2169828811 >>>>>>>>> 2 >> 4 >>>>>> 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5
>>216982881ExcellentGoodShit, skimmed through most of itMehhhLol. Lmao.
>>216982997>immediately shat on the ending of s04I'm seriously disappointed with that manI was assuming season 5 was gonna be almost apocalyptic
>>216983018>Nah dude we just put some steel plates over the holes and its k.
wait so that "unproposal" cum room scene was a breakup? I thought he was just phrasing it that way because they were gonna die wtf
>>216983053You're not the only one. Many people figured it was a "funny" way to do an actual proposal.
>>216983053I thought they decided to stay together just not married it didn't make sense to me
where the leaks
>>216983053That scene is so terribly written the duffers had to publicly state what it was actually about.
>>216982881>or 5 so far
>>216983053>>216983080If anyone thinks that scene was anything but a breakup they are actually brain dead retarded and should be shot. It's like, clear as day an emotional breakup. Honestly it's one my favorite parts of Season 5 and it's annoying that following it is the stupid will gay scene. The gay scene should have been like episode 1 and out of the way then everyone would be discussing the breakup instead. Shit even if you're so fucking dumb or have the attention span of a toddler from tiktok brainrot you should still comprehend the symbolism of the ring sliding across the cum and being left there
>>216983080>>216983096If you're not joking it might be worth taking some time to talk to a professional. There are a lot of services available once you're diagnosed that can improve your life in ways you may not even realize you need or could benefit from, but you have to reach out.
>>216983096Lmfao how fucking dumb are you nigger. "Hey um actually I've been phoning in this whole relationship and thats why I've been distant I actually hate everything you love and it's never gonna work out, btw I sold your shit you were looking for" How the fuck do you get "They're gonna stick together but not marry" from that?
Did anyone ever figure out how Dustin and Steve was able to locate Nancy and Jonathan? They weren't shouting for a long time. >>216983053Yeah, it was confusing as fuck >>216983130Ain't reading all that, nigger
>>216983151Of course you aren't, you can't. You illiterate ape.
>>216983130>>216983143Many people were confused by that scene, but ok. Also doesn't help that it's been literal years and most people have forgotten what the fuck even happened between those two.
>216983170Okay brownoid
>>216983146>>216983143>>216983130Suck a fat oneNot reading all of that
Man zoomers are actually fucking cooked lmao. Holy fuck you guys are retarded.
>>216983121what happened here? did he refuse to give his BBC?
>>216983182Kek, based
>>216983151Did anyone figure out how the half dead Wheeler mother managed to figure out where the demon dogs were going to go, sneak in before them, carry a gas tank through an entire hospital despite barely being able to walk, put it in a washing machine and set it up such that it will cause an explosion, while predicting that the dogs will all conveniently stand in front of that particular washing machine?
>>216983130the ring being left was literally the only tellthey pour their hearts out to eachother but said the relationship as it was is kinda suffocating... well that can change if they have the will for itwhy the fuck would you stage a proposal when they're about to die and expect the audience to be like "ah so sad they couldn't work it out" lmao
>>216980709
>people actually defending the cum unproposal sceneLol. Lmao.
>>216983192he saw her looking at Mike and decided to teach her who is her man
>>216983210You've never been with a woman. You're also retarded. They didn't pour their hearts out, they let out their truths, AKA 'this shit isn't gonna work we're too opposite for each other'. I swear to god is 4chan just full of 3rd graders now?
>>216983209Because she's a MOTHER you fucking misogynist.It's also amazing how nobody ever comments on the dad getting his shit pushed in by the demogorgon. He's probably dead and it's never acknowledged by anyone.
>>216981018
>>216983241been with more than you>they let out their truthsgee the moment honesty enters a relationship everyone breaks up wow thanks jeremy kyle
>>216983241Projecting virgin.This exact scene happens all the time in romantic comedies, the couple admit that they have a lot of differences and disagreements but they come to the conclusion that they love each other despite all that. The things they have disagreements on are trivial, like they don't like each other's music and shit, that's not a breakup worthy disagreement.>ummm, sweaty, stranger things is a lot more intellectual than generic romcomslmao
>>216983298This wasn't one of those scenes though lmfao you dense idiot.
>>216982020Retard
>>216983151>Did anyone ever figure out how Dustin and Steve was able to locate Nancy and Jonathan?They were following the moans of their unproposal fucking
>>216983151Do you fags even pay attention at all? Dustin figured out it wasn't a "shield generator" by finding the notebook and knew that there was the exotic matter instead and knew it was on the roof as getting closer to it was causing the melting cum. He knew that they fucked with the matter thinking it was the shield because they almost catastrophically got unalived.
>>216983370>Dustin figured out it wasn't a "shield generator" by finding the notebook and knew that there was the exotic matterNTA but don't get me started on this shit.
>>216983387What's the issue?
You guys think the writers have the balls to have 11 and Puja kill themselves? I'm convinced they won't.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS CHARACTER?!?!
>>216983425>15 year old skims through a thick book of experimental bullshit science and figures it all out in 2 minutes
>>216983467psyops people into buying gift cards
>>216983467>member her from a time when this show was good?I actually did not. Even after the flashback I couldn't remember more than "one of the other kids at the facility, and probably her friend?"
>>216980603Childhood trauma
>>216983473He didn't figure it all out though, he just read enough to grasp the basic information which makes perfect sense.
>>216983511Sure man.
>>216983212holy shit it's himwhen did they swap?
>>216983209Not only that, but she knew that the resulting explosion would be just large enough to kill the dogs and nobody else in the room.
>>216980709WALL
>>216983209I like how before that, the demodogs brutally maul the soldiers who caught Maya Hawke and then they conveniently ignore her and her lesbo gf even though they stood right next to the soldiers. And they have the gall to have her say>they're not after us!It's just so shit.
I don't know why you think it's far fetched, you ever look at a science book or diagram before? Shit you ever worked on your own creative project before for anything that involves any sort of engineering or science behind it? I can show you diagrams I've drawn for things and it would take you 30 seconds to understand what you're looking at. Shit's not complicated unless you're dumb.It took me 15 seconds to pull up wikipedia for a kidney and see a diagram and the label for renal vein and 5 more seconds to see a renal vein takes deoxygenated blood away back to the heart.Pic rel, are you telling me you can't figure out what this is showing? Then keep on pursuing your education until you can.
>>216983582That would have been the perfect time to kill off those 2 worthless characters. They use the intercom to warn Lucas and then they get shredded.
>>216983582The soldiers were an armed threat that could stop them, the random girls weren't
>>216983605Trying to prove how smart you are, ironically betrays how midwit you unironically are (lmao)
>>216983605You looked up something you know and then you can understand the diagram? I'm truly impressed anon.Fucking retard.
>>216983499>>216981896fucking SAVED
>>216983653I'm not trying to prove how smart I am. I'm very quite average.
>>216983662Damn, you have zero reading comprehension. Oof.
>>216983467Her sister. She's Eleven's emotional anchor to her upbringing in the research facility. She literally convinced Eleven to make a secret suicide pact with her.
>>216983647So, demodogs are intelligent enough to recognize a gun in a split second but at the same retarded enough to stand in front of a washing machine for a minute for no reason. How convenient, writers are very smart.
>>216983737Depends on their usage, as we see through Will they are usually being used by someone else telepathically but also sometimes are just programmed for a mission. Also they stood in front of the washer for like 1 second tilted their head like a dog and kaboomed.
>>216983737Demodogs and demogorgons being as smart or as stupid as an animal was stated in the first season. Real life trained dogs can recognize a weapon and threats of physical harm but would be confused and distracted by a washing machine making a shit ton of noise, not unbelievable.
Why the fuck do you people bitch about everything? Do you enjoy anything at all? You nitpick the dumbest little fucking details, just turn your brains off and enjoy the fucking entertainment.
Holly farted
>>216983825No, some of us don't pirate our slop, we want our money's worth. Also it's not hard to do things "right" we spend as much time praising things when they are good as we do when they are bad.
>>216983814>Also they stood in front of the washer for like 1 secondNo they really didn't. They took their sweet ass time converging on it and gawking at it for like 10 seconds and then you see another 10 seconds of the oxygen tank spinning. It's actually ridiculous.
>>216983825>You nitpick the dumbest little fucking detailscharacters ceasing to exist when they're offscreen and characters having twenty layers of plot armor are not "little details".
>>216983820Are they trained? Did Henry train them? If they're trained or directly controlled how did fail to locate our heroes in that room for so damn long when they had a fucking radio playing this whole time?I thought they would do something even sligthly clever like use radio as a distraction or something but nah, thank god the 50 year old crippled housewife teleported in somehow made a makeshift bomb to save the day.
Don't say it.
How did he know?
>>216983872They took the same amount of converging on it as they were doing converging on the end of the table they were sitting on. They gawk at it for literally like ~12 seconds total as they walk towards the machine, after the tank slomo they tilt and blow up. The entire scene is under 30 seconds I just checked.
>>216983820>Demodogs and demogorgons being as smart or as stupid as an animal was stated in the first seasonUncontrolled, sure. But why would they be uncontrolled? Demo's have been abducting specific kids for a long time. But in this case Henry would be sending his demos with very vague commands? Come on man. It's not believable at all.
>>216983869>not pirating streaming showslmao, what a fucking loser
>>216983984>under 30 secondsBut way more than "one second".They are being dumb and slow because the writers want dramatic effect. Same problem with Demogorgons being both bulletproof when we need to murder some soldiers yet weak to a glass bottle when we need to give Holly's mom a "badass" scene.
>>216984027I mean them actually being fully in front of the washer and looking inside is like 1 second. Like I said, they slow mo the tank and explode right afterwards the rest is the buildup of them walking to it. Of course they want dramatic effect, it's a fucking tv show.
>>216983922this season has been shit but the demodogs knowing to attack the humans that are shooting or getting lost in the labyrinth of hospital halls is not a flaw, the radio bit and mamma Wheeler's bad ass moment was indeed shit.
Would an O2 tank even explode just from the heat of a dryer? I'm probably looking too much into it but the more you start thinking about how stupid a scene is, the more stuff comes to mind.
>>216984043It's not like they went to check, saw that it's not important and then immediately went back to search.They very slowly approach the washer, stop in place in front of it and start looking at the thing spinning like confused pet animals and then it explodes. Who knows how long it would keep them entertained if it didn't blow up right away. It's clearly played for the laughs rather than to convey any information about demodog behavior.
>>216984124Would an O2 tank even explode just from the heat of a dryer?yes actually
Anon right on the money. Also why the fuck is le Abyss piss yellow rather than a hellish red? Fucking hell, that stupid dreamscape Max keeps finding herself in when she escapes Vecna looks more ominous
>>216984124An industrial dryer like that from the 80s? Absolutely, even a standard dryer I believe gets hot enough to expand the gas inside to spring a leak and then the oxygen would hit the element and explode.
>>216984124The obsession with making a literal Karen into a badass supermom is bizarro choice if ever there was one given how she was prior to this wet fart of a season
>>216984198Why is it bizarre? It plays off joyce being a whiny overbearing mother.
still waiting for mindflayer to swoop in and save the season
>>216984233I have decided it won't happen in a cool way because my expectations are rock bottom, so it will be as lazy as after Vecna is beaten:>i saw vecna's memories guys, it was the particles all along>oh wow, he was simply a guy at the end of the day likeAnd that is fucking it.
>>216984212I'm not even a woman hating anti-feminist chud but modern shows, especially netflix shows, do not like women characters being bad people, there's always some type of excuse or redemption arc cooked up for them. Mrs. Wheeler had a bad reputation from previous season when she tried to fuck Bill, this is them trying to save her character. This is why Azula was ruined in Netflix's live action version of The Last Airbender. Women just can't be bad people.
>>216984233Just give up flayerkeks
>>216979978Such a bizarre decision to introduce a new character and give more screen time than the boys combined
>>216984262The irony is there will be actresses that, like black actors, are absolutely itching to play an evil bastard (or bitch). Props to James Gunn for using that black guy in GotG3 to play an irredeemable evil cunt of a villain simply because he was good for the role
>>216984276Flayercuck, shitlayer, fagna, etc. memeing aside, it was emphatically stupid that they made Vecna the main villain - not the one with the most screen time and activity, but the one in control. That was really fucking stupid
>>216984278*good decision
so the grand plan is to... bomb stuff? wow
>>216984340Sounds like an awesome 80s movie to me.
>>216984340The show was going to bomb anyway
>>216980709>shrek in human form
I feel sad for the cast and the Duffer brothers that this last season has been so divisive :(
>henry snatches children into his pocket dimension to rape them orally with his tentacles>meanwhile Will:
>>216984592>I feel sorry for the millionaires with a cushy job
>>216984592They're all filthy rich millionaires that hide their money in offshore accounts and evade taxes while getting a bunch of free shit from companies hoping that they'll wear it on the red carpet, or mention the product in an instagram reel, podcast, or youtube video . Don't feel sorry for them.
>>216984592Ok Millie.
>>216984592>the castAm I the only one who think the main guys did better job as actors when they were kids? The guy who plays Mike in particular is so fucking bad it's hardly surprising the character has been completely sidelined.
>>216984707At least half of them clearly don't want to be there and it shows.
>>216982172Robin to me is one of the worst flanderization, she sounds high all the time, is like people enjoyed her when she was drugged in season 3 and the writers decided to make her like that all the time.Also don't like how she can turn a character bisexual but Steve hasn't gotten any since season 1.
I no longer care for Running Up That Hill.
>>216984707He was a bad actor as a kid too, almost no emotions in those early seasons, but yes he's especially ass this season, he ramped up the no emotions for the finale.
>>216984738Nor does Max.
>>216984735Season 3 Robin is one of my favorite characters, I weep. Watching her in season 4 and 5 is hard.
>there's actually a pic of Reagan hanging in the Mayor's office in season 3>canonically, in this show, good ol' Ronnie is almost certainly the one who personnally ordered to track down el and kill witnesses, and to use the demogorgons as bioweapons against the SovietsThat show is really left wing trash
>>216984901They actually made one of the soldiers laugh about grannies dying because of power outage in a hospital. You'd think most of them are just doing their job but they went out of their way to turn them into cartoon villains at this point. So you wouldn't feel bad when Eleven and Hopper gun down dozens of them I guess.
>>216980351Did this show really came out during Obama's era?
>>216980604
>>216984960First season yes. It was released in 2016
>>216980913Jealousy is a drug
are they going to make a holly spinoff or somethingwhy is the entire show about her and that gay retard
>>216980207White couples are banned in Netflix shows
>>216981340In Harry Potter it was the hetshippers who were obsessive seethers. The gay shippers were pretty sane.
>>216980604This will be her reaction (if not more expressive) to Josh's BBC
>>216982179>Most people who aren't mind broken by progressive mindrot just saw Will as an awkward kid,If you haven't noticed, current day progressives loathe awkward nerdy kids and call them all white incel colonial rapists. Keeping Will sympathetic and gay and a main without making him a blue haired bomb thrower is pretty based of the Duffers, actually.
>>216984945Now that's "mind broken by progressive brainrot" writing. And people complain about the obviously gay storyline being obviously gay.
>>216979978>Make the 12 year old cute and have her take all the screen time away from the uglified (old) main castBased, no wonder roasties are seething
>>216979978Little red riding hood with the DSLs
>>216985023yes that's the rumorthey've always wanted to do spinoffs or an anthology series since the very first seasonthey failed with the infamous episode 7 from season 2they are trying again with Holly but they did not learn shit from the first time they tried
2 days until the finale. Max and holly are going to scissor
>>2169828811 > 2 > 4 = 5 >>> 3
>>216983121Fuck she’s ugly
>>216985152I dunno man. S5's second half is just dreadful.
>>216979978What are the odds Holly was not molested by a j*w in Hollywood?
>>2169828811 = peak kino2 = derailed by jeet arc. otherwise kino3 = return to kino4 = off the rails5 = what the fuck even is this show1 = 3 > 2 > 4 > 5
The only thing I enjoyed about season 5 is the explanation for the upside down.
>>216980767>westernNo shes british
>>216985028Damn, really?
>>216985208>let's keep an interdimentional wormhole open so we can send mutant dogs to attack the Russians
>>216985208the explanation completely retconned how the upside down was portrayed in season 1
>>216985208The only thing I enjoyed about season 5 is the fat kid being a cunt to everyone.
>>216983212I hope this nigga reaches the world cup finals next summer
>>216985245Kill Nazis with aliens!
>>216982008fucking KEK >>216983333quads get CHECKED
They show the car exit the wormhole but claim it’s big enough to cover the whole world. Makes no sense to me.
>>216985245To be fair, russniggers do deserve being slaughtered by interdimensional ayys
>>216985342Did you speedwatch, by chance?
>>216980207They literally cannot help themselves
>>216980207What do you think the point of a Netlfix series is? To “entertain” you?
>>216985342the wormhole is like a glistening cum rope that connects Hawkings and random Abyss place.It is only a few kms or burgerkms wide. The collapse of wormhole would not kill everyone, but kill only anyone stuck in UD.What would shit things up is to merge the Abyss dimension and Earth dimension. How would one do so? Unlcear and that is a shitty part
Their plan fucking sucks and is bunch of what ifs and maybes. The only reasonable thing to do is blow up the exotic matter containment thing and collapse the wormhole. Yeah sure 12 kids would be dead. Better that than the apocalypse on earth.But this writing is so ass I'm sure it'll all work out beautifully.
>>216984176>Also why the fuck is le Abyss piss yellow rather than a hellish red?Because this is a show for normalfags and they wouldn't know it's a different place otherwise.
>>216984176>yellow sky>neuron activationthe Abyss is Mexico. It tracks. Vecna tries to illegaly migrate the whole of Mexico into US. Bravo Vince
>>216982881>season 110/10>season 210/10>season 310/10>season 410/10>season 51/10
>>216985453I don't know why the fuck would they ever assume that the "sky" that is connecting upside down to the fucking chaos realm will physically go down and "consume" the radio tower.But even if it does, the process will be almost done at that point so they will have very little time and they can't possibly know for sure that the radio tower beanstalk will pop them out anywhere near close to where the kids are being held, it could be on the opposite side of the fucking planet for all they're aware of.Thank God the characters have read the script and know that it will all work out. :)
>>216985453>Their plan fucking sucks and is bunch of what ifs and maybes.That's always been the case. Their plan on season 4 was amazingly stupid
>>216985367How can vecna combine both worlds if the wormhole is tiny
>>216980207It's just a phase, she's just confused, we can still fix her.
>>216985648The rest of the world is off screen and as we've established, offscreen things don't matter.
>>216985648What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>216985730>>216985670
>>216983499Stop making fake sexualized photos of her.
So wait, Vecna's plan is to literally just crash the dimensions together? Is he fucking stupid?
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>>216985245The military subplot is so fucking tedious. It's the final fucking season with le world ending stakes (sure as fuck doesn't feel like it!) What they SHOULD have done is have Washington put Owens in charge and the military are actually allies and that STILL cannot stop the UD. As is, they have presented us a show where the heroes actually could totally wreck Vecna if the faggot glowies weren't constantly in the way. Fucking hell the Duffers are so stupid and they had all the time and all the money in the world. Fucking hacks
>the gravity only works on the Hawkins side of the UD and not the Abyss/Dimension X for some reason>so we get a stupid scene of Holly falling and floating as she screams at Nancy before Vecna yanks her back upRetards, have the gravity work on the Abyss end of the UD too and because Holly doesn't fall and can't run far Vecna quickly yanks her back. God we didn't fucking need her falling, a gay death fake out, and her crying at Nancy. WHY THE FUCK ARE THE DUFFERS SO RETARDED?
>>216985852She fell onto the generator
I think Holly is cute.
>>216980819>>216980897I hope he's wrong, but we do seem like we are overdue for popular young up-and-coming actress just dropping dead from a mysterious OD
>the holly actor is actually bri'ish>richfag connected parentsKek of course. Par for the course for the new crop of bong actors
>>216984945t. shit civvystay in your twink, manicured suburbs and out of the battlefield, larper. you aint done your time
>>216985952Yes anon, rich, connected actors are a new thing.
