King Steve editionprev >>217010018
>>217015430
>>217015430black peepoo be hootin and a hollrin
>no time travel bullshit>no "it was all a Vecna/Kali" illusion>no Byler faggotryThen the finale might redeem this awful season
https://x.com/i/status/2005275257435738363
Will we have watch party for the finale bros?
>>217015579how about "that was the best D&D game ever, dicknose" said by the gang CGI'd to look like little kids again?
>>217015620That would be the most kino ending possible
I accept your concession
>>217015508Dropped just like Max for the same reason.
>>217015508she is so fucking mouthwateringI need to see a video of her doing the spread
>>217015620“dude Mike why did i have to be the gay wizard? why did he HAVE to be gay?”“cause i saw you watch Titanic and cry, gaylord”“screw you!”*dustin’s eating and says something unintelligible with his mouth full, maybe a BTTF reference*
>>217015620They don’t have the balls
>>217016022I dunno it's memberberries inside of memberberries which counts as A list holly-would writing these days.
>>217015620only if its not in the 80s and the cast is different
>>217016102How awful
I have no mind and I must flay
Could Chronicle beat Vecna?
>>217016137Fuck netflix and fuck you
>dayum, Whiteboy, you cute af, wanna have a good time?What did she mean by this?
>you don't get to bring girls
>>217016208Nope, mods don’t do shit.
-10,000,000 Izzat
>>217016230I've never considered myself a pedophile, but I just blew the biggest load of my life to Holly.Is there something wrong with me?
Anon, you still like me don't you? Why do you keep posting that younger actress? Do you think she's prettier?
>>217016228Thirsty for some cream.
I've got an extra ticket to one of the sold out theater showings tonight. DM me if you want it.
>>217016334Stop doing coke off of charlie's boner you crackwhore
CUUUUUUUUUUM
>Hiding behind jewish fairytales to feel better about your brown skinThat’s rough buddy
>>217016413>unironically doing the jeet logic THEY IN SAME PICTURE SAAR memeLOL you still havent denied being a sexless brown manlet either. you’re pathetic, kill yourself
>>217015508could just kiss every inch of her body
>>217015430WHERE IS THE TORRENT OF E8?!!!!
>>217016409Pictured here: Molested homo having a cock sucking withdrawal
>>217016526The episode airs in like 8 hours dude
>>217015596They’re airing the finale tonight when most people are busy with family and friends on New Year’s Eve. They’re idiots. No one’s gonna watch it tonight except losers
Can you two get a room
>>217016334Of course, Nat has been, is and will always be my favorite. She's the Queen of my harem, you know?
>>217016781Yes, I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. I'll probably watch it on Friday or Saturday if I can download it since I quit Goyflix months ago
>>217016787cirrusly
>>217016728again, this doesnt change the fact that you’re still a manlet browncel
>>217016781>No one’s gonna watch it tonight except losersSo we ARE having a watch party then
Man what the hell happened this season? The show’s always even contrived since day one and suffered from too many characters, but even then you had kino moments in every season. 2 gave us bob and Steve and Dustin bonding, and Billy. 3 gave us the Russian storyline and Billy’s redemption, 4 gave us cool Vecna flashbacks, Eddie, the bully storyline, and the nuts conclusion to the Russian storyline. But this season has had nothing. Absolutely nothing.
I really wish this show took the gloves off and killed off more of the main characters. nothing ever feels like it has and stakes because almost everyone survives always.
>>217016905Loves derek
>>217016954Hop shouldve died in s3Max in s4These two simple decisions would have added actual stakes to the show
>mfw Eleven kills Vecna by holding out her hand and screaming
>>217016982???
>>217017048Don't forget the nosebleed.
HAHA browns are banned, White Hollyheads rule!
>>217017253>banning anyone who doesn't like interracial couplesBased! Superpower by 2030, saars!
Chuds are ranting and raving about the gay Will scene, but completely ignoring all the coal burning propaganda. This confirms my suspicion that online right wingers are likely just brown people.
>holly likes white guys>holly likes white guys>holly likes brow... NOO HE LIKES WHITE GUYS STOP
>>217017325>HEYou're mixing Holly and Will again, Anon.
>>217017416uhhh? sorry I didnt understand did you imply holly likes brown guys? you're indian. the show writers are indian too I dont care if she likes joshua
>>217016892>eddie>a plusRetards like you are how we got S5. Supporting retarded meme characters.
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>>217016656>The episode airs in like 8 hours dudeREEEE from Europe happy new year!
>>217015508For BBC only btw
>>217017581Yes Eddie was a plus you fucking tasteless retard. His character gave us an interesting plot to follow with the entire town wanting him dead and assuming he committed murder. He was also one of the few characters played by someone who can act. 5 has nothing close to his arc or any characters as memorable.
>>217017775LOL. Get a load of this fucking retard trying to defend a walking meme. Tell us more. Tell us how a 20yo high schooler who did nothing was a good character. The guy makes the fucking pajeeta look genius.
>>217017324>all the coal burning propagandaIt’s two pairings. One which was established 4 seasons ago, and the other was a shitty throw away line for two worthless characters that most people just saw as a shitty joke because they don’t have BBC on their minds 24/7 like you.
>>217017825>he le did nothingdo you know what show you’re watching?
>>217017846He's a jeet. They believe 7yos have lusty feelings for each other which is how they justify all the arranged marriages and child rape.
>>217017775I must agree with this anonevery character feels homogenised and interchangeable (except holly)eddie was different and played well
>>217017873So tell us what he did. He did absolutely nothing any other character couldn't have, which is what everyone is complaining in S5 about.
>>217017846>It’s two pairingsTwo out of how many?
>>217017846>only couple that actually worksYeah nothing suspicious here.
In all these supposed leaks floating around, do any explain how the military plotline is supposed to play out? Will they just be ignored in the last episode?
>>217017984>>217018052
>>217018111>no argument Go figure. What a waste of trips and space.
>>217018108seems like it will be barely an inconvenience like most maguffins are.
>>217018108Nancy will commit multiple war crimes, rendering them useless
>>217016228her character is so annoying I never even saw her that way which is odd because I love black qveens but I am a believer now
>>217018108They haven't been an obstacle yet, why would they be now?
>>217018108Nothing about the military makes sense. So they have a base in the UD because, it's cool? And they keep their human experimentation there because, reasons? And I won't even start about how incompetent overall they are. Military being inefficient is common in media but in this case is going way beyond believable.
>>217018201You just know she goes prowling around bars for White men to get plapped by
>>217018052I honestly don't remember if Mike and Eleven are supposed to be a couple of not. I'm pretty sure they were at some point but I don't know if they had a breakup scene as confusing as John and Nancy's
>>217018214I guess. I just figured maybe they brought in Hamilton to have some kind of role. >>217018220Tell me about it. I complained about it last thread. Them having a base in the UD is just retarded.
>>217018171^bootlicker^
>>217018243They are still a couple. They just don't kiss or anything because I think Finn and Millie don't get along. They are like Joyce and Hopper. I don't have too much an issue with it, honestly. Better to have them be low-key than constantly manufacture dramas like they did in 3 and 4.
>>217015469watch the first episode again, you can see the clocktower/city hall
>>217018269we need more Holly - Joshua scenes
>>217018269>They just don't kiss or anything because I think Finn and Millie don't get alongjfc how entitled are those two? they are settled for life thanks to this show, would it really kill them to give each other a peck?
>>217018220If what general Hamilton was saying wasn't a throwaway line, they were going to use demodogs as bioweapon to attack the Russians. While that is a retarded concept, it would make sense to have a forward base there to open rifts from.
>>217018269Tippity toppity top kek
im kinda mad that there hasnt been one reference to any pro/college sports going on. I mean Indiana wins March Madness in 1987, Larry Bird is from Indiana, The Colts moved there during this time.
>>217018326I'm just guessing, I don't know. Joyce and Hop don't kiss, either, I don't think. >>217018336How exactly would they do that? None of the numbers can control the demos. In fact, there weren't any demos in the UD until the attack in ep 1, it seems.
>Millie Bobby Brown, whatever happened there
>>217015430Am I the only one who does not give a shit about vecna? At best he is a watered down gay(ironically and possibly literally) freddy krueger he literally is a generic bad man who unlike freddy krueger almost did not manage to kill anyone from the main cast.He has no charisma or interesting motivations and stands around being generic menacing evil movie man. It is more comical then anything especially that the main cast has plot armor.Also I hate it that the unexplained evils of the upside down got retconed into >It was vecna all along!>Yes generic bad man is the main vilain kill him and all the demigorgons and mindflayers adn the upside down will die.It was far mroe interesting when the upside down was this evil dimension full of evil animals (demigorgons) who like in the metaphor of the acrobat and the and walked into our dimension. Or some unexplained evil force that was siting there. Not retarded gay kid who has a spider fetish and got cucked by the US military into being enslaved with a electric collar.Also 11 fighting this guy or being related to him is retarded as fuck.We switched from menacing evil enemies who are 20 times stronger then 11 to some other psychic human who got roasted by 11.This is another season of retcons>Awchually the upside down is not another dimension or what we where talking about it is a wormhole!
I don't even remember half of these characters after so much time, and I dislike most of them in this season.Ironically the only good thing is Holly and Dipshit Derek.
>>217015430Joe's shirt is so fetch here
>>217018262Talk about putting a bun in her oven.
>>217018379>sports
>>217018379The gang we follow aren't really into sports. Except Lucas for 5 minutes to give him something to do.
Anyone else seeing the finale in theaters? my showing is going to be packed so it should be a fun experience
>>217018403Excuse youIt's delightful Derek
>>217018383>How exactly would they do that?I don't know anon. But that's what the bitch general said. Something to the effect of "we should have had demogorgons killling russians if only you could catch one single little girl"
>>217018403>Ironically the only good thing is Holly and Dipshit Derek.This is universally accepted. Except Steve is still king and Dustin hasn't been too terrible. At least he had an arc, as forced as it was.
>>217018396They wanted a more human villain because this is a show for normies
>>217018411>>217018413yes a common cultural bond, theres plenty of nerds into sports anyway
how will you react when the final battle ends up being some monologue about how vecna is a closeted homosexual and the reason he went evil is because he didn't have Tammy?
>>217018455theres nothing human about Henry its just "le blond guy bad"
>>217018440Yeah, I know. I'm just saying. Then you have her experimenting with a tentacle. I don't know, she has to die somehow. Probably the pajeeta gets her.
>>217018249>Them having a base in the UD is just retardedYeah shit is pointless. Maybe they could have a facility to keep some demogorgons and other UD "fauna" in pens but they have the specimens inside with a "normal" medium for the human personnel in between and then containment cells with the UD medium, shit's just retarded. And why double with the human experimentation? Guess it's more secure them but that doesn't worth the possible risks and complications.>>217018336>it would make sense to have a forward base there to open rifts fromExcept it's some sort of generic researching facility also busy trying to breed more psychic babies and, IIRC, they don't even have a single demogorgon there to experiment with.And either way, turns out there are no demogorgons in the UD since they're from the Abyss (well, the military doesn't know this, but it means that so far they've found 0 of them on their UD expeditions).
>>217018262Holly is CUTE
>>217018475it will be 10 white women kissing 10 black guys to end it
>>217018456>yes a common cultural bondNot among geek kids in the 80s. I can see the fathers being into it, but they all died offscreen.
>>217018396I think it would have been good if they stuck with the original deduction from dustin of him being the MF's top guy who's going to bat for him. I think it would have been fine for him to have been a psychopath that killed everyone in the lab and then had his mind subsumed into the hive, becoming vecna. Then it would have been debatable on how much of his personality influenced the MF, considering he was the first human he diddled. But this back and forth retconning and unretconning of who is in charge made the whole thing sloppy and retardedThe mindflayer has been absent for 2 seaons despite being the most intresting design and villian. He got one mention in s4 and I cant even recall if anyone said his name in s5
>>217018483I don't like it because they made the hostile atmosphere of the UD disappear. >s1: cold as hell, toxic air, shit looking to kill you around every corner>s5: nothing, people going in and out for 2 years with no issues and the bats, mindflayer and demos are all gone
>>217018502hot
Trash slop show.
>>217018512no one in Indiana isnt talking about the University of Indiana winning the National Title in 1987, theres gonna be one or two people referencing Larry Bird every 3 episodes. I mean the best sports movie ever, Hoosiers, came out in the 80s and they dont mention it
>>217018456Lol no
>we have to do it, will>it's the only way do defeat vecna>finish inside me, will
>>217015879>titanic
>>217018479No no, anon. He's still human because he's scared of a cave.
>>217018598baseball and basketball are run by stat geeks
>>217018589I see you live in a bubble.
>>217018615No, its ran by sports geeks You dont know nerds normie
>>217018602>they will defeat the mindflayer by having a orgy like in It
>>217018589I have no idea what any of that even means...
>>217018630I see you're not from Indiana, theyre literally Hoosiers not Indianans or whatever. The state loves basketball which is a key plot point in season 3
Am I the only one who was a bit annoyed by how Steve didn't say anything about his BMW? the guy loved his car. Hell they could've even made a Marvel-esque quip like>you know Steve, if we manage to kill Vecna, destroy the upside down and basically save the whole friggin planet I'll buy you a new one!!
>>217018635being a grammar nazi doesn't make you a geek
>>217018654youre not a real man
>>217018614"Vecna" is Henry corrupted by the MF. See Billy in S3. Same thing. Holly and Max joke about Henry being imprisoned hiimself. We will see that come to pass when they do their mindwalk. They'll find real Henry and help him escape through the cave since they establish the way out of the prison is to use the last memory before you were taken over by the MF. In Henry's case, it's the cave and the suitcase. Vecna is afraid of the cave because it's Henry's way of escaping.
>>217018663It's off screen anon. It ceases to exist.Just like the dad that got shrekt by a demogorgon.
>>217018663Steve and Robin's chemistry is too much for Netflix to handle so they just made him a meme character
>>217018661>The state loves basketball which is a key plot point in season 3S3 involved many characters outside the group. S5 features...no one outside the group except 7-9yos.
>>217018602>be mbb>star in a very popular show as a kid alongside other child actors>going into your teens>develop a crush on your costar, who is your romantic intrest in the show>want to have the classic "childhood sweethearts" story>instead he consistently rejects your advances>as you grow up, instead get attached to another co-star in irl life because he's actual friendly with you>next season they bring on a new actress>she takes your spotlight away as the only girl in the cast>original crush ends up plapping her in irl life a few years later>at the same time the other friend youve developed a crush on gets gaslit by the internet into thinking he's a faggot>they keep making the show despite everyone looking older than theyre supposed to>seasons are delayed for years over retarded circumstances>settle down for some rando you met on twitter and adopt a kid>tfw you'll never have childhood sweetheart story with finn or noah>answer the call out of depression>it's owari da
>HELSINKI — In what appeared to be a candid hot-mic moment, Stranger Things creator, Matt Duffer, was reportedly overheard explaining that a recent survey for Stranger Things was intended to collect feedback, only to then pursue the opposite of respondents’ preferences. The approach, he allegedly suggested, would keep the audience from feeling they had too much influence over the show. “Fuck them, we already have our money,” Duffer reportedly said.wtf
>>217018663He doesn't know it go succ'd into spaceThey didn't tell him
>>217018712Still would have been a decent interaction. >i need to figure out how to get my car unstuck>hop: yeah, about that...
>>217018725yeah exactly, they fucked it up which is my whole point. and at least one of them would care about Notre Dame or whatever anyways
>>217016989I'm just confused how she isn't blind. When they first saved her and Lucas is holding her, her eyes are all fucked up and she says she can see anything. I was hoping she'd eventually be saved from the coma...but blind. Would've shown SOME ramifications to the whole "pretty much dying but not completely before being saved. by Eleven" thing.
>>217018769LmaoThat would mean consequences for charactersCant have that
>>217018742I legit think they don't exist and the duffers are some front for jewish rabbis or AI or something
>>217018769*can't see
>>217018766It doesn't really add anything, anon. I guess they could have had Robin mention it on the radio or something, but it's not a big deal.
>>217018556Yeah the more they retcon the worse it gets.
>>217018766now that you mention it, Hulk Hogan and pro wrestling should be a bigger deal as well
>>217018742They're not jews, but there are enough jews involved in the production for it to be hyper tainted.
>>217018108murray kills the special forces guy and himself, jeeta kills doctor kay, rest of the military jobs in a marvel battle. and by jobs i mean that vecna casts meteor and they just shoot at an entire falling world and die. some monsters fall with the other world and fuck them up too. the military jobs in both timelines but in the "good one" they get crushed by falling rocks and errant monsters from the sky rather than the whole dimensional merge. in the end, it's revealed the actual feds / MJ12 high-level spooks aren't actually bad guys and kay and brenner were basically just faggots doing spirit cooking weird pedophile experiments and they appoint hopper and el as super-secret agents that watch over the final batch of psychic kids(including holly) that vecna created. and this part rips off weapons and all the kids are nonverbal lmao.
>>217018729she was already eating Jacob Satorius ass when season 2 came out
So this is Holly’s crush
>>217018838i mean, he is the coolest monkey in the jungle
>>217018838
>>217018824you're retarded
>>217018729>gaslit by the internet into thinking he's a faggotAnon I...
>>217018838Obama personally demanded this.
>>217018806i agree its not a big deal but its a small deal which is the important part of creating a pastiche. They don't have to mention every sporting event but one or two would add to it. They don't even mention MTV which is kinda crazy. Instead it's Kate Bush and Tiffany being used as background noise? That's untrue and nearly lying
>>217018838I see why Holly and Max are friend’s now.
>>217018705I would hope the MF is the final villain/force of evil instead of discount Freddy Kruger but I'm not hoping for too much
>>217018679Never mentioned grammar normie ;^)
>>217018838>>217018886Disgusting jewslop.
>>217018269>>217018326>El and Mike: Barely interact>Joyce and Hopper: Barely interact>Jonathan and Nancy: Only interact to say their relationship is shitIt's not the actors, the only relationships that are portrayed as relationships are Lucas-Max and Robin-Vickie. Clearly intentional on Cucker Brothers' part
>>217018838Yes, interracial couples were all the rage during the 80s.
stop reply to the bl*ck
>>217018886sadie...
>>217018751yeah but you'd think he'd ask about it like >>217018761 suggested. a scene like that would respect steve's character as we know it and also itd be a fun scene for all steveheads and beemerfreaks out there
>>217018702You seem to have issues with your manhood huh
>>217018902>the bl*ck on the rightHorrifying
>>217018902what is that thing on the right holy shit
>>217018903name two that didn't involve Prince (light skinned twink)
>>217018903False, freak.
>>217018927says the guy who watches Spongebob
>>217018934>>217018946It was obvious irony, autistic Anons.
>>217018881I don't mind Tiffany. Makes sense Holly would listen to that. I never bought for a moment Max listening to Kate Bush, that song specifically. Not disagreeing. It would have added a tiny bit. They could have had people on the base distracted by it during the kid breakout scene or something.
>>217018960>ironyYou mean sarcasm, dummy
>>217018960Hey it's me >>217018934and thanks for your reply. I was also being ironic and comedic in response, I hope you understand.Thoughts and wishes - Brian
>>217018900Those are the only two that have any tension, anon. Like I said, it's better to keep ti low-key than invent random, dumb shit to argue about. Robin-Vicky and Max-Lucas have that built in by the present circumstances. I'd rather things be low-key than bullshit like with Ted and Karen arguing over nothing.
>>217018958 kek
>>217018870the shows retarded senpai you'll see in like two hours lol
>>217018978Tiffany's song was #1 I'll give you that, but it seems they left the 80s vibe in order to just push the story forward which as many people have mentioned is similar to GOT in a lot of ways.
>>217018960Haha I was also joking, gotcha!
>>217018980>You mean sarcasmYeah I do, gomen gomen.Either way, it's amazing how this season jumped the shark, now we have everybody being cool with interracial couples, lesbians and gays getting out of the closet during the 80s. I mean, it's Netflix but it was lees egregious the previous seasons.>>217018995>>217019048Now being post-ironic, that's beyond gay.
>>217019030how would Liz book the final episode?
>>217018602>pretend i'm mike, will
>>217018834Big dick muscle man?
>>217019070Will would 100% be a bottom, anon.
what if it ends like Columbine (a national tragedy)?
>>217015745>>217015508>>217017584>>217017607>>2170184981) I don't know if you guys are trying to be funny or 2) if you're unironically pedophiles. Either way, I think all of you should kneel in front of a shallow ditch and be shot in the back of the head.
>>217017416Will is for BWC, period.
>>217019120>1) I don't know if you guys are trying to be funny or 2) if you're unironically pedophilesFirst day here?
>>217019093Only if he was abused as child and wanted to relive the momentEleven is a prime nymphet of reproductive age. It's not possible to resist the advances of such a being.
>>217019139wdym "here"
>>217016228I thought she was making a joke about Derek's actor being fat, but turns out she's talking about the viewer.
>>217019142He's clocked as a bottom even by his mom and dad, anon. He probably can't even get hard.
>>217019142>Eleven is a prime nymphet of reproductive age
>>217019120Speaking for myself, I honestly find this little slut to be extremely attractive
>>217019120What's so horrible about Holly masturbating with an electric toothbrush?
>>217019183She looks 100x better with blonde hair.
>>217019164Derek's actor is an absolute unit
>>217019174>He's clocked as a bottom even by his mom and dad, anon.Really?
>>217019203She has a very nice figure. Cute teeth too.
>>217019191She is 21She only looks like she's 42 because of her life choices
>>2170191624chan. But you already gave the answer. Now go back.
>>217018396The Upside Down is the physical manifestation of Vecna's internalized homophobia. The planet can only be saved if Will and Vecna do a gay sixty nine.
>>217019191Unflattering angle
>>217019191Hehehe
>>217019231Really. She nearly says it when she talks to hop when he goes missing. It also fits with his confusion.
>>217019249>The planet can only be saved if Will and Vecna do a gay sixty nineWhat if they do a heterosexual sixty nine by mistake?
>>217019215do you think he...?
>>217019291she sucked a fat one
>>217019291Of courseThey're the same age and she's into fat goofy bastards
>>217019262Elevens wetsuit ass
>>217019315Wrong. See>>217018838
