Outrageous Editionpreviously on /trek/>>216998389
star trek sex with shran
>>217019735I love how the whole episode was the writers going>Let's make out own Han Solo!>Never mind, this isn't working...
>>217019735He's gonna be disappointed when he sees her boobs
>>217019801>"They're real and they're spectacular."
>>217019735>>217019792wil wheaton if he wasnt a cuck
now it's time to hitthePROMENADE(GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG)
>>217020045
>>217020045>wil wheaton if he wasnt a cuck
>>217020092they got the rainbow right
Eternal Thread PlaylistDukat Did Nothing Wrong: The Albumhttps://vocaroo.com/1aadoG5fCgdL (embed) Dukat did nothing wronghttps://vocaroo.com/17NUyagYZRf8 (embed) Your Momhttps://vocaroo.com/157hIfazu0Ls (embed) Civil defensehttps://vocaroo.com/1jvGQ2Ha6ZJw (embed) Dukat returns to gracehttps://vocaroo.com/18Q7uZYC2wcO (embed) Ziyalhttps://vocaroo.com/12B666RYD6QL (embed) An Impartial man (Necessary Evil)https://vocaroo.com/1OCFiHsXmvNP (embed) Dominion Warhttps://vocaroo.com/1a8CEu4xsevV (embed) A Real Good Deal (Occupation)https://vocaroo.com/1gVGzysdm2Kq (embed) Unappreciated man (Waltz)https://vocaroo.com/13B6gBdIiNYJ (embed) Covenanthttps://vocaroo.com/1ke7AzNUXVPp (embed) Send Me An AnjohlBonus: https://vocaroo.com/1tzCcXy9LOGR (embed) jannies a retard
>le heckin sexy time with le shran
in all seriousness if my ritual post ever ends up on reddit I might end in all.inb4 some fag from here does that on purpose. spoiler alert: i won't actually do anything
>>217020257I don't think plebbit would understand ritual posts, they'd just ban repeat daily posts.However, they'd go nuts for the Dukatopera.
>Fuck me now Earth man or I will use deadly force to extract semen!
>>217020228On to A Real Good Deal now. This shit is the perfect antidote to nutrek faggotry. Bravo, anon.
>>217020411female pon farr is patently retarded and this is proof that Rick Berman was just horny and not giving a fuck about anything on this series. before he would have pointed out how it went against the original intent and lore in Amok Time.
>>217019792It's such a stupid episode even by early TNG standards>Gary Stu shows up>everyone automatically loves him>the feuding families are corny
>>217020458>female pon farr is patently retardedYeah but it's hot.
>>217020470Most of season two was scripts from other shows that were chopped up and repurposed for the Ent-D. You can't tell me these bizarre subplots didn't originate from rejected sitcoms or procedurals.
>>217019735what is happening with trek, are we getting new trek from skydance or not?
We're now just two weeks from the debut of the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Here's a new BTS Reel of the cadets.
>>217020618
>>217020618Are we finally going to find out that Klingon bussy is best bussy?
>>217020609In Trek 2026Star Trek: Starfleet Academy S01 10 episodesStar Trek: Strange New Worlds S04 10 episodesStar Trek: Scouts S01 continuesStar Trek: The New Motion Picture - More details revealedAnd hints of new tv series to come.
Is academy a 'current' trek in universe or is it more in the past nonsense?
Can they just fuck off back to their Discord server
>>217020916where's spock and kirk?
>>217020297does Reddit like Dukat? that's interesting.
>>217020916Threats, shill. Not hints. Threats.
>>217021124It's McMahan and he's threatening rape
>>217020297please nolet's have something just for us please
>>217020916just finished watching all 30 episodes; did they really need to have 5 female main characters (all but 2 of them) highly annoying? All of the male characters are actually pretty good, albeit Pike could use more balls when dealing with females and all their predictable female bullshit.
>>217021146Of the franchise? Because that raped ship has sailed.
>>217021011SFA is set in the 32nd Century. Continuing with the DISCO Trek Era, but with characters and references from Old Trek too.
>>217021257Christ.
>>217021046Spock is right there with his Spock beard.
>>217021257>DISCO Trek EraYou mean STD?
>>217021297Shills can't call it by its true name, STD.
>>217021292ah, so it's a hook to get people curious to know wtf Spock's hairstyle has radically changed.
>>217021257>google iforgepro>He's a black B.S. Exercise Physiologist>black B.S. exercise
>>217020916These niggas sure looked like they had fun filming that singing episode. It actually was a somewhat interesting story line.
>>217021221it's honestly embarrassing that that was the best they could do
>>217021362, said no one except shills
>>217021362It's an abomination and you should feel bad for bringing it up.
>>217021362>people shitting on the musical episodeI bet you niggers hated the moriarty holodeck episodes in TNG too.
>>217021362>we get this and not Dukat: The Musical
>>217021414>abominationthe idea that an alien species could only be talked to via music.. that's an interesting idea.
>>217021430The franchise was being run by competent people back then who didn't allow musical episodes.
>>217021450yeah, too bad they went about it in the most uninteresting and reddit way possible
>>217021450
>>217021450you mean it's the Darmok idea, just worse and gay
>>217020685TODAY is a good day to DILATE
My Enterprise rewatch continues. I let the intro song play every time.
>>217021947how did you feel about Enterprise the first time you watched it?
>>217021947
i hope it's clear to everyone now how the troon and his boyfriend are dedicated to ruining /trek/ regardless of what the OP is. do not let them use that as a ruse anymore.
>>217021669>the Darmok idea,they talked via metaphors, not music.
>>217022093>the crew can't communicate with aliens because of a gimmickYes, it's the same story with different details. Not sure why you're just repeating this back at me.
heh
>>217021980It's about as uneven as Voyager with about as many meh characters. Punished Archer/Xindi arc was a pretty high high for any ST show. It should have gotten a full run. I'm finding I'm not nearly as annoyed with some of the performances as I was the first time around.
>>217022117neat if true
>>217022117real question is if she and gene banged
>>217022117Lucy was an extremely hot red-head with big tits that could make people laugh. She was 100% going to be a star no matter what in that era.
>>217021947basedhttps://youtu.be/_yijcWsLda8
>>217019792He was supposed to be the Steve Urkell of TNG until they figured out Q could do that.
IKILLEDTHEMALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
>>217019735Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>>217022213Yeah they were definitely setting him up as a reoccurring character. It's frustrating to rewatch TNG and see how many characters they threw in the trash after one appearance.
what do we think lads?https://litter.catbox.moe/42e3pcqeh6zsg8lm.mp4
>>217022344no worth the 0.02 cents of bandwidth it cost for me to open that link. probably you should kys
>>217022344i did click it expecting shit and it was shit
>>217022344Post the nude AI video of that image.
>>217021257>Captain Will Decker...Um... So this is after ST:TMP, at least?
>>217021362Once a weird theatre kid, always a theatre kid.
I have evidence that points to Mike McMahan being a rapist.
>>217022570Mongoloid Mike?
>>217022570i hope potato man doesnt breed
>>217021947 There he goes, Mr /trek/ himself.
based
>>217021257>Captain Carol FreemanCanonically same universe as Lower Decks... So this is also a funny parody, right?
>>217022594We are under attack. I repeat, /trek/ is under attack.
>>217022652Prepare the transporters
>>21702242932nd Century.
>>217022235
>>217022594>Suspension bridges, how do they work? >(Not like that)
>>217022648Think all Trek series have had one or more crossover/cameo. So they're all Canon linked.
>>217020916thanks for answering, the new movie will be set after voyager I assume?
>>217022719>Memoral
>>217022829The current new movie, and there have been more than a few over the last decade, hasn't been set in a Canon Era yet. But it has been announced it will not be the Kelvin Universe. Kelvin is ded.
janny is a guy who actually loves Trek
love trek, hate /trek/
>Damage report, Mr. Scott!>We've taken some casualties!>...but it's just the schizos who have been hit, Captain.>...Alright. Resume previous course, warp 4.
Please, won't someone think of the poor (((Ferengi)))?
>>217022719I've seen that lame wall of names on a few things, is there any explanation why it's only "show characters" we all know, and not like, a zillion random names from the zillions of OTHER ships and crews throughout Starfleet History? Sito Jaxa? seriously? Over Admirtal Nobody who was captain of the ShipNotKnown???
>>217023002I hate Ferengi
>>217023007i remember TNG had some random weeb shit on lists
>>217023007The Memorial is huge, wrapping around the Atrium of the USS Athena. But obviously in close ups you cheat toward a section with names Trekkies recognize.
>>217022719>Wesley CrusherDropout, killed that guy >Lt. Tom ParisDropout and criminal>Julian BashirLied on his application, nightmare Hitler mutant, nearly got the Federation invaded by the Dominion with the other freaks>Commander Janice RandIn-universe literal whoYour memberberries are weak and nonsensical, old man.
>>217023129that's dumb
>>217023137wesley's a literal who, too, unless he came back from gay indian trans space or whatever.
>>217023129yeah but, do they think we're stupid? what are the odds, out of the countless Starfleet people? That ALL of the names are from "characters THE AUDIENCE knows"? with literally NO "filler" names in between them? it's ridiculous. insulting, even.
>>217023137>>217023157>>217023192>>217023207And this'll be like No. 638 on the list of stupid aspects of the show.
>>217023251i would much prefer a wesley akoocheemoya traveler show
You now remember Neelix got raped by a Klingon in Tuvok's quarters.
>>217023306he more than consented she just broke him
>>217023207If you're going to insist the characters on DS9 were all scrubs and would be forgotten by history, shan't argue with you.
>>217023276Replace Wheaton with someone resembling the chad future-Wesley and I'd be up for that.
>>217023355You utterly failed to make that charge stick. You obviously don't understand that watching cartoons with your kids, grandkids, and (now) great-grandkids is a normal part of family life. What would you consider to be a normal part of family life, seething anon?
>>217023306can't rape the willing -mike "thumb" mcman
>>217023016Michael Okuda was a giant fucking nerd and hid deep Trek lore and anime references all over the place, but they were basically never visible. They certainly weren't embarrassingly shoved in your face like this.
>>217023207>Do they think we're stupid?Yes. Yes, they think that. ...And if you're still watching their shit, I don't disagree
>>217023396This is a very convincing argument. And by that I mean not convincing at all.
>>217022905They should call it the JJ universe.
>>217022905>not be the Kelvin Universewell that won't be missed
*Casually runs fingers through hair*Hey yall, my friends call me Luke...
>>217023402The premise of Trek series, aside from the scrappy underdogs of Lower Decks initially, is that these characters are having great adventures and doing important stuff y'all. If you accept that, then having their names displayed makes perfect sense. That's how the US names many ships, bases and other objects and programs.If you don't think the characters would n Old Trek aren't that important to remember, won't argue with you.
>>217023586
>>217022719Didn't Nog end up Captaining a ship in the future?
>>217023532The Kelvin movies were the highest grossing Trek movies. But SkyParry decided to go in another direction.A Lower Decks animated movie. In IMAX 3D.
dude his LARP is just sad these daysfirst he was like 60 now he says he's 80 with great grandkidsfirst he was in college when TNG was out now he would've been in his 40sso many retcons to his own fake life
>>217023622Thought he did, but don't see that on MA. He did get a DISCO ship named after him tho.
Ready to bang our the last few tracks and do remastering/minor fixes for final packaging. May not be in English.
He's such a fake fan he has to look up on Memory Alpha instead of automatically remembering facts LOL!GUFFAW!
>>217023622thats based STO lore
>>217023708what other languages do you know? i'm curious
>>217023708Good luck anon
>>217023708>10mg THCSo it's for little babbies?
>>217023913a couple living and a couple dead ones but after those drinks it might not be human language
>>217023659All to justify his weird obsession with some shitty cartoon. I've been around /trek/ for a long time and I think he outshines everyone's autism.All of the all time greats. Tillyfag, 229, piss&shit, that weird guy that rants his psychotic fantasies at BF. The Toonophile stands champion among them.
>>217023941>human languagethis makes me think at least one of those languages must be Chinese but i respect your privacy
>>217023479Nothing but an ad hominem attack. You don't say what's unconvincing about it, and literally can't name any details. You'll need to do better to distinguish yourself from the seething idiots ITT.>>217023659Ugh! What is wrong with you? I keep telling you that you're conflating several anons together. When will you figure it out? Start with something easy, such as it's not possible for me to post to this thread 24 hours a day. Work backwards from there.>>217023777Memorizing Star Trek trivia to that degree is epic cringe. Literally no one is impressed by that. I hesitate to ask what you do for a living.
>>217023622Nog didn't die! He went to go live on a farm upstate, where he can run and play with other nogs all day... OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD ISN'T HE?
>>217023971I'm not naming any details because I'd rather not have my posts deleted. You are the Toonophile. Your record speaks for itself. Nothing else needs to be said. You've been utterly exposed and humiliated. This will be my last (You) for you, I think.
>>217020618a hologram could look like anything, and they chose THAT?
>>217023938not everything needs to be knock you on your ass strong, mongoloid
>>217023971diddler
A BTS Reel of the finishing touches on the Star Trek float in tomorrow's Rose Parade kicking of the Trek 60 celebration.Presented by SFA actor Karim Diané (“Jay-Den Kraag”) who will be one of the float ryders.
>>217023971>no you see today I'm putting on a different personality, you're confusing me with my other one!right pedophile
>>217023708Nice stash! At least someone else here isn't a NEET poorfag.
>>21702402510mg wouldn't even move the needle. I'm guessing it's low because you're meant to drink several over the course of an evening but fuck man I'd rather just smash a 50mg gummy and then drink whatever.
>flip flops back and forth from schizo ramblings to literal shill postsWhy doesn't the Federation Council touch this guy?
>>217023938>>217024108I'm a complete lightweight but ill be pounding tangerine hemp seltzer + ryes until this fucking thing is done or I am sent to the emergency department
Not all cartoons are suitable for children... like, for instance, this one.>>217023994Are you admitting your posts violate rules, then?>>217024047>>217024078More epic projection, and still no response to my query regarding what your family life is like. But I think we can all guess.
>>217023967all indo European except ur iii Sumerian
>>217024120Faggotry, anon. Faggotry.
>>217023998Maybe the hologram tech isn't that advanced and that's just the best they can do
>>217021450The Voyager episode about a planet discovering music was better.
>>217024163>looney tunes not suitable for childrenoh no did they portray an unaliving?
>>217024186 what is your native language tho? if you're a bad enough guy to say?
>>217024295I was raised bilingual and one of those languages was English.
>>217024315fair enough.
Just finished Enterprise for the first time. It was weird how perverted it was with how often we saw both male and female crew members in various states of undress. S3-4 were really good, the entire Xindi arc was really interesting. I liked S4 and it was a shame it got cancelled, the characters had definitely grown on me by that point and the writers had found what worked for them. The final episode was really stupid and I don’t get why they decided to kill Trip or even have it be about Riker and skip Archers speech at the end.
>>217024163diddler
>>217024285Beavis and Butt-head got episodes banned for far less.
>>217024374it was definitely a cozy show by the end, but yeah the 'sex appeal' was excessive early on>ok, now slather this lube on each other>yes... YEEESSSthat ending though is universally agreed upon to be ass, even by the people who made it, who actually apologized, which was nicetruly, it was the end of an era
>>217023897Imagine having Troi under your power and only grabbing her *head*
>>217023586>No, I don't read anything that I respond to
>>217023897I'll never understand why they had her put on such a thick layer of pancake mix and overly saturated lipstick
>>217024561it's unironically a bot they won't get rid of because it probably belongs to a paid advertiser
>>217024585We didn't have this shit when moot was around
>>217024472Are you a rape apologist, anon?
>>217024688Apologist? He's an enthusiast
>>217024688Apologist? I barely knowherogist!
>>217024585
>>217024688That's "rapeologist."
>>217024688I didn't even know she was sick.
Voyager? I barely know 'er!
>>217023402The Okudas genuinely cared about Star Trek, this is clearly someone copying a list of Starfleet personnel from Memory Alpha.
Can someone post the obrien suicide pic where he is smiling?
>>217024977
>>217024898MMMMMMMM BEARBEAR OKUDAokay back to remastering
>>217025073Beautiful
>>217025105i know this is totally gay so feel free to disregard it but, as a random ass anon who has been invested in this project from the beginning, I hope when you release it you give along some kind of final thoughts. i've really been interested in your process and mindset throughout the whole thing.
>>217025073The smile thing on FaceApp was incredible when used correctly
>>217025175My final thought right now is opening Suno and seeing "Now Personas have consistent voices across tracks and sections!" and I am seriously considering putting a hollow point bullet in my fucking head for having to manually curate that shit verse by verse for it to still sound like the 80% solutionbut yeah I'll put a README in there doggthanks for the support guys im just a shitposter ancientfag who likes making gay oc
>>217025175>mindset throughout the whole thing
>>217025302i'm honestly so impressed if you could manually recreate yourself what the company thought they should add to the program to make it even worthwhile. i have said it before and I'll say it again you are pretty much the only person I have ever seen using Gen AI appropriately and for good.
>>217025359and indeed it will do in a matter of seconds what i did in months; manually create a training pool, reinforce good mutations and remove bad mutations from the training pool, and continually curate new personas inspired by the pool which is then fed by tracks aligned to good persona vocaloid mutationslike i manually macgyvered a neural network out of chewing gum and twine and it's mostly okay if you squint your ears a bitand those cocksuckers release this feature the DAY i am to launch>M F W>F>W
>>217025422send them the opera and your detailed description of how you made it and see what they say. i bet they'll offer you a job. i'm so serious about this.
>>217025422>name my band
hello /trek/ happy new yearhow many dead spoonheads can you fit in your quarters?
>>217024688In Space, no-one can hear them scream
>>217021598The episode just gets better and better.
>Section 31 deletes the offending posts >still leaves up the Ferengi advertisers though
>>217025449Hahahahahahahaha MwahahahahahahahahahahahaaBwahahahahaOne track mostly done, one and change left to go
Who run barter town?
>>217025422oh never mind my method is so much more consistent TAKE THAT AI VIBECODE BROS
>>217022157Hell no, Lucy wouldn't go for his bullshit.
>>217024092Why you assume I don't have a sugar mama subsidizing art?
>>217026862i'd call the 80s jeff combs hotline
Perhaps I was too harsh. Beyond is a good movie, I enjoyed it
>>217026973and say what?
>>217027119fuck off Malencon, no one will ever agree with you on jew jew trek ya faggot
>>217027369I agree with him. Stop presuming to speak for others.
>>217027385You can't even agree with yourself about your gender
>>217027119now post it without your colour corrections
Jesus Christ can you not bicker like little kids for just under two hours so I can concentrate on finishing this? You know I can't stop stirring the pot. Help a brother already you cocksuckers I'm trying to meet a deadline
>>217019735Damn do women really just let out their foot vaginas out like that?
>>217027498talk about Jeff. what's your best praise about him?
>>217027412You really need to stop projecting so much. It's embarrassing for everyone involved.
>>217027498No. :3
>>217027952PROVOOOOOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATIONI AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAYYYYYYYAAAMEEEEE
>>217027963Does she act like a ho in the series, or are you just wishcasting?
>>217028095I have NEVER played more than 5 minutes of any DMC game ever.
>>217028299ok well you're missing out
>>217027577you incur a 30 minute penalty and our team may not make the semifinals for our autism class in the class struggle
>>217027577understand that should the good lord take me before i deliver you will miss out on the most autistic thing ever created, don't ruin your own stats
every gamer should know Bury the Light by heart that's just how I feel
>>217026382Section 31 is really the FCA
>>217028291i dont know these tumblrite words but yes she acts like a two bit ho
>>217026382Well, we all fucking hate Section 31, that's for sure.
BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHINCAST ASIDE THERE'S NO COMING HOMEWE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WINDDRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALOOOONEEEEE
gentlefaggots please repsect that the best version of slopera you will get is pre-upgrade and simply cannot be tweakedayo its new years BF post some tittays already who you gonna dissappoint faggot?
https://youtu.be/pvy9km7g6fw?t=464
>not posting the /v/ sings version
Gul Darheel was a good man
>>217029403Bajorans aren't people, so
>>217028911How so?
