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New Year, New Edition
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>>217026345
This movie is so comfy. Mega underrated slasher kino.
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>>216995438
I'm watching your FF anon
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Happy New FEAR
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>>217027461
>it ends up being the same old fears
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Should I make my wife turn off whatever bullshit she's watching and put on Demon Knight instead on this fine holiday of new years eve
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>>217027461
bring it on
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Isn’t there Alibaba pictures and Tencent and Iquiyi which were already involved with many Hollywood blockbusters?
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I always thought this movie was set at New Year's. Oh well, it's a great honorary one.
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>>217027497
anything tales is kino
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Anyone seen this?
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>>217028041
No, what's she collecting?
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>>217027887
>Full Scream Ahead
kek. rip Treat Williams
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Just put this on.
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Happy new years Fixbros!

Who's watching Lowlifes in 2026?
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>>217028066
Simp tears.
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>>217028041
Released on 29th of Oct.
Cool, I am down for a horror show from Spain. Poster looks cool too.
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>>217028195
Wow, I didn't realize When Evil Lurks had enough of an impact to warrant copying its poster. That's a big compliment.
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>>217028247
Oh no…>.<
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>>217028195
>hfw the simp simps
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>>217028232
#winning
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>gurpreet is spending NYE inside having fake conversations with himself
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>>217028247
lmao
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>>217028518
Idk who you are talking about but everyone itt so far is discussing horror movies.
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>>217028857
Speaking of horror movies, we want Mikey Madison for Smile 3! Parker Finn definitely lurks in these threads.
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>>217028518
Now that's grim.
>>217028910
Not bad. Or another Scream luminary and professional smiler, Emma Roberts.
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>>217028960
>Emma Roberts
She'd be nice, good choice.
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>>217029013
Cassandra Naud or it's a flop
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>>217028910
She looks gross.
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Ignoring the retard above me, another Smile contender.
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>>217029061
I want to see a cat groom her face.
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>>217029061
Is there a bunch of shit on her face what is that
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I watched Tenebrae and immediately was able to recognize the theme as being sampled by the French electronic duo Justice for their song "Phantom" and yet somehow despite being such a renaissance man I can't get a girlfriend
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>>217029217
What is what?
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>>217029283
me except the Phenomena theme covered by Rhapsody of Fire
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I was going to watch a New Years horror movie, but The Beyond is on. I'll probably still have time after it's over though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Ro7vt_U8g&list=RD81Ro7vt_U8g&start_radio=1
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>>217029283
If Billie was in the 80s I think Argento would have used her. Imagine her running through the yard in the dog part.
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>>217029336
> Phenomena
Banned movie.
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>>217029451
>t. cuck dna
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>>217029359
Kino, an all time great ending.
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>>217029386
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>>217029192
Sydney is too derpy also way too popular now for horror slop, but I'd watch it for her.
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>>217029663
she was in Immaculate so Smile 3 would probably be an upgrade to be honest. most of her films have been flops, Smile 3 is a guaranteed 80m-150m.
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>>217029663
Ugly.
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>>217029061
I can shave her
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>>217029716
Smile 2 did worse than the first one, so I think the shock has worn off. But she being so popular and attractive would pull lots of people for sure.
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>>217029574
Ending is pretty contrived and arbitrary.
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i'm gonna make a sandwich
horror style
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>>217029914
You sound like you've never written two full paragraphs.
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Watching Daybreakers rn. You can replace the blood with money and the movie would make sense today.
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>>217029386
That girl had to do some dangerous stunts, like being attacked by a dog and a scene where she sat on the back of a motorcycle without a helmet. You wouldn't get away with that anymore
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>>217026345
Happy New Bleh! All threads in 2026 are Non-Gurpreet threads.
4pm here and the future looking bright.
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>>217030133
another reason why China can save film. just think about what their stunt actresses will be willing to do.
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>>217030133
master of horror
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>>217030196
I wonder what the instructions were here. Don't fucking walk backwards whatever you do.
>>217030133
Being near that chimp was danger number 1.
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>>217030146
blehsed!
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>>217029914
if you mean one of the best horror movies with the best endings, yes
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>>217030146
Happy New Year.
Maybe you will stop letting your bogeyman live rent free here.
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>>217030294
this is how much you stand out
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>>217030170
Not really. The younger generations aren’t willing to do stunts like Jackie Chan.
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>>217030364
I mean I don't blame em, someone's gotta want out of a factory though
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>In the days of auld lang syne
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>>217030411
Sure ig.
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We will update our banned list for 2026
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its time
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>>217030823
I am watching this now. I've never seen it before
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Just put on Hills Have Eyes 2
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>South African horror movies
>They're all cautionary tales about avoiding white South African men
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Happy New Year, /hor/
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>>217030359
So stupid.
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19 minutes ago the cast and crew of red letter media were caught by the stray bullets of the Milwaukee culture rip big guys
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>>217031305
Happy New Year.
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>>217031426
How many died?
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>>217031502
Like 10 20 there's tons of white guys on the ground it's like the boer war over here
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I went a little crazy tonight
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>>217031644
Cool. Is your shelf yellow?
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>>217030979
Same, except it wasn't Hills Have Eyes 2, it was Smile 2.
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>>217031730
I think I have seen that film. Main actress is kind of chunky?
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>>217031644
$110, $150 for a DVD. I just can't get behind this, Anon...
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>>217031644
Based sado coomer
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>>217031760
Especially for some dogshit like parts the clonus horror. What a fag
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>>217031756
No, those are typically the chicks who do really boring Italian slashers that are basically just coomer slop. The Smile movies are actually quality filmmaking with attractive lead actresses.
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>>217031644
No, you weirdo.
>>217031760
It had to be done. Once the collection's complete, I'll never have to buy another DVD again.
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>>217031864
What an embarrassment to humanity you are. OMGOMG I LOVE HECKIN' STUFF!!!!
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>>217031305
based, happy new bleh
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>>217031864
You own X?
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>>217031907
The Ti West movie? No.
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>>217031644
kino list
>How to Seduce a Virgin
kek at having that lying around
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>>217031864
Gone with the wind, huh?
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>>217031888
>OMGOMG I HATE LIFE!!!! DON'T DO OR ENJOY ANYTHING JUST ROT LIKE ME!!!
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>>217031305
Bleh
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>>217031939
I invite black twinks over to watch BlackKklansman and have koolickles but then beat them death with my GWTW dvd instead
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>>217031888
I bet you watch movies on a laptop.
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>>217031936
If you look closely you'll see that I have actual porno movies on that shelf, no one has ever been in my room besides me.
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>>217032004
just don't put it beside Child Bride kek
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>>217032065
I don't feel bad about whacking it to the twelve year old in that movie because she was in her sixties when I was born
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>>217031846
The girl in Smile 2 was fat
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>>217032004
Not even your husband?
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>>217031864
I was expecting a huge rare out of print collection but there's also Simpsons and stuff, so that's disappointing
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>>217032297
His mobility became really limited once he passed 450 lbs
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>>217032297
that dude has a shelf full of smut, and you're in here calling women fat like a limp wristed queen
who sounds like a gay ass little nigga?
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>>217032311
I like the Simpsons
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>>217032334
When did I call anyone fat?
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>>217032334
He sounds like a gay ass little nigga? Maybe he'd like to come watch BlackKklansman with me and my husband
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>>217032379
He would rather watch X and Sinners
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>>217032349
who doesn't, it probably triggers the thirdies who can't into sneed
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>3am in Canada
>Talking to himself all through New Years Eve
>Anything to dull the pain of being in the closet
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>>217032448
lel
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>>217032311
Dude, that entire shelf on the left that's all red is OOP stuff. That Al Adamson box I can make out at the top is like $400 and at the far left is the Arrow Russ Meyer box. I just checked eBay and the only one listed is $1000.
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>>217032448
what are you talking about?
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>>217032483
You can find most of that shit at thrift stores for $.99-2.99 if you're not lazy
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Me? I'm just waiting patiently for Return to Silent Hill.
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>>217032570
Cope.
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>>217032448
You can join the conversation if you want instead of making snide comment.
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>>217032191
Only jealous fatties think this. Anyways, her performance in the movie was pretty good. Didn't resonate as much as Sosie's, though.
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>>217032629
It's true brotherman. I've made almost 1.5k off of idiots buying crap like that from me and maybe only spent around 20 bucks in the process
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>>217032570
You absolutely can not
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>>217032570
Funny you say that, the reason I decided to go all in on Mondo Macabro was because I went to a used record place and they had a bunch of titles on sale, as if someone had died and had their collection donated. I bought them all and then decided I needed the rest.
>>217032674
Smile 2 is one of the ten best horror movies ever made and Naomi Scott's performance might be the best female performance in any horror movie outside of Alucarda.
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>>217032750
How do I place my tongue on that ass, pragmatically
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>>217032739
>Naomi Scott's performance might be the best female performance in any horror movie
That's a bold statement.
>>217032750
Hmm. Not quite convinced, will need to see more pictures.
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>>217032696
nta but I imagine that was true in the past with mainstream films but I would be surprised to see a fraction of what he's got.
Still, I respect the grind
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>>217032770
>This ain't /film/, Vince. This is a coomer's market. Kino is fuckin' dead as disco. /hor/ is comin' back in a big fuckin' way.
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>>217032736
A week ago I sold some weeb like 5 bluray box sets of ultraman for about $200 and I got them all for $8 from a bumfuck consignment store. Stop buying this shit for so much and it won't be so expensive when you look for it on ebay
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>>217032750
Get your testosterone checked sissy
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>>217032830
>I bought a bunch of Ultraman and didn't keep it
My man, why are you such a mistake maker
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>>217030823
>>217030889
Okay, I need some help with this one. What did I like about it? It's bad, but...
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>>217032770
Fat thighs
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>>217032888
It has a good heart
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>>217032872
I can download shit for free. I also rip the stuff worth selling and keep it on my hdd if it's harder to find and if I want it for myself
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>>217032898
Did you shop this? The gap is more noticeable in motion.
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>>217032830
>>217032872
This guy doesn't seem to get that the e reason this stuff is expensive is because most people who buy it new never get rid of it, lol
He buys valuable stuff and then gives it to someone else, pffff
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>>217032957
She is a little top chunky as the other anon said.
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>>217032957
I need this woman to treat my face like a Japanese toilet
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>>217029663
what is the obsession with her
she looks like if hillary clinton took the substance
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>>217033003
>she looks like if hillary clinton took the substance
neat
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>>217032972
She's lean. I think that other guy is a porker xemselves.
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>>217032963
If it ends up at a thrift store its being given away. I'm getting free money off of someone else's standards for bullshit that has no value outside of its market. You might as well be into hoarding resold pokemon cards while you're at it
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>>217033003
I was watching The Housemaid at the theater and kind of thinking "yeah, she is kind of plain", and then the sex scene happened and I almost had a stroke
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>>217033027
People literally call her “thicc”
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>>217032957
She does have thick thighs but Pissman is also gay.
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>>217033060
I am not Pissman.
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>>217032996
I'm sure the Smile movies are popular in Japan. There's this old silent surrealist film that has a creepy smile for the poster.
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>>217033060
That doesn't mean fat, brainiac. Start talking about the movie and not your incel obsession.
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>>217033033
You're basically a doordasher who I'm tipping well
Thanks for bringing me my hot wings and Ultraman, dashie
in essence you're a personal shopper who gets me hard to find shit and I never have to look at or talk to, grazie
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>>217033076
Anyone tell you to kill yourself today? Actually unironically kill yourself.
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>>217033060
That is not pissman. Are you really going to be doing this in 2026 too?
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For us its the thighs of the Canadian actress Amanda Fix
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>>217033092
I got to see a theatrical showing of this with live drumming for the whole runtime, it was kino.
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what the hell is lowlifes even about
why that guy spamming it every day
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>>217033100
Lol all you have to do is leave your house every once in a while and you won't have to spend thousands of dollars on shit people literally throw away
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>>217033092
>old silent surrealist film that has a creepy smile
This one, too.
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>>217033156
Or I could just stay at home watching kino and tip you to dig through other people's garbage for me
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>>217033154
Just watch it
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>>217033105
Are you gonna be samefagging all through 2026?
Also kek, look how many times you posted this image already. On 5 separate days you sperged out about her being fat.
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>>217033173
This is the guy Joker's based off of
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>>217033183
no
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>>217033211
Correct. There's also this movie from the '60s.
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>>217033191
>well-known movie actress posted on /hor/
>must be a samefag
Talk about getting help, sperg.
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>>217033178
Yeah thanks for the "tip". Please keep doordashing my recycled slop, master
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>>217033154
It's a film about a family of traveling killer-cannibals. I watched it up to about the half way point. Really not note worthy, unless you're into really superficial things.
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>>217033237
Cuck
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>>217033246
>retard pretends he can't read filenames
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>>217033178
Kek
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>>217033105
I set a new years resolution to tell that freak to fuck off on a more regular basis
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>>217033270
Next time wear a little maid outfit while you're on your hands and knees getting my movies for me, wageslut
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>>217033191
Pajeet on pajeeta violence. Very common.
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>>217033244
We only care about the scream queens with creepy smiles here.
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>BAP BAP, OH AH AH AH
>BAP BAP
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>>217033342
puffy!
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>>217033342
:)
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>hfw simps on an internet forum says she isn’t thicc
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Yes yes that's all good Naomi, however starlet of the year for 2025 was clearly Ella Rubin. 5000 points to Rubindor!
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>>217033308
The prostitution bit would be cool and all if it didn't imply you not being able to get pussy for free
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>>217033381
Shut up
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>>217033342
Oldest one I could find comes from Vampyr (1932).
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>>217033440
>Vampyr
Awesome movie. Probably my favorite vampire flick, and it barely has any in it.
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>>217033430
Big squishy purple areola pushing right through her fuzzy sweater! Yummy yum yum yummers! Slurp!
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>>217033440
Mhmm, excellent taste. I remember seeing that when I was young and being very impressed.
>>217033455
Have you seen Confessions of an English Opium-Eater starring Vincent Price? I watched it around the same time and had a similar response. I honestly think it's the most underrated film I've ever seen, and was confused that people on the net weren't lauding it as some early masterpiece. It's just a very strange film... not sure if there have been high quality re-releases of it but I might have to buy one and see if it holds up.
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>>217033440
>look in mirror
>evil face smiling back
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>>217032483
Those are the prices people ask for, those aren't the prices they're being sold at.
I have a few OOPs myself. For the most part, collectors don't like to part with what they have, and they don't like to pay huge prices for what they don't have. If they have something rare and they decide to sell it, the price they ask for is the price it would take them to part with it, not the price they expect others to agree to. That transaction almost never comes. Collectors know they're better off just waiting for a (usually better quality) re-release, which is inevitable.
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>>217033648
>that move
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>>217033651
Why would somebody list something for sale they don't want to sell
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>>217033440
>ywn see her ankles and demonstrate your lederhosen schuhplattler
>>217033582
>Confessions of an English Opium-Eater
No, but sounds interesting, I'll look into it. I thought it was neat that in the House of Usher short story, the character Usher is a opium head. Big commodity in Poe's time, even now ofc. And Vincent Price did a version in the early '60s. Surrealism and drugs kind of go hand in hand, even before there was a normie culture around 'em.
>>217033613
Nice find, I've yet to watch that one, but I know the same director did Frankenstein. Old Dark House came out in late '32, right around when Vampyr premiered in Europe. It wouldn't come to America until years later, but maybe was available in bootleg or certain theaters. So, perhaps Old Dark House had the first female creepy smile on film.
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>>217033667
Because people need money sometimes and physical media isn't a necessity for survival (unless you're a manchild)
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>>217033667
As I said, they want to sell it, but they're only willing to sell it for a price that others likely aren't willing to pay. They want the movie and they want the money, so their asking price is higher than most people will agree too. Ultimately, it does not sell. It remains a listing price, not a sale price.
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>>217033698
So they need money but list something at the price it would take them to part with it, not the price people are willing to pay, this not selling the item when they need money enough to list the item for sale in the first place
what
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>>217033724
Are you fucking retarded
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>>217033724
Yes. It's tragic, but that's life.
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>>217033697
In the very least, it's basically a Vincent Price exploitation style film so is worth a watch for horror fans.
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>>217033811
I liked Masque of the Red Death with him, another Poe story. Not really a fan of the Roger Corman flicks, though, they're mostly boring like Italian giallos.
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>>217033698
> manchild
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>>217033724
wut
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unexpected kino
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Another episode of /hor/ demonstrating the lowest average IQ of posters across all generals
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>>217033469
>processing... identifiable heterosexuality
>>217033430
>target identified: seething homosexual
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>>217033883
that's uncharitable since averages take into 65 IQ account outliers like pissman
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>>217033881
The ending shot of this was so cool that I lament that apparently a sequel is never happening
I showed this to my normie friends when Squid Game was big and it blew their minds
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>>217033923
nta but say no more, never heard of it
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>>217033964
terrifying, bone shaking, nerve wracking horror
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>>217033896
Nta but rather be gay than a simp
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>>217033697
From the Wiki:
>her explicitly non-Aryan appearance relegated her mostly to femme-fatales or problematic foreign women
Tf? She is fully German and very Aryan looking?
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>>217034084
>But he was that anon. And inside he knew that it had become obvious he was gay.
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>>217034084
"I'd rather be gay than" is a sentence that doesn't really have a good ending
Being pretty much anything is better than being gay
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>>217034099
>dark hair/eyes
>Aryan
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>>217034084
your definition of a simp is just a normal heterosexual man, so I see what you're saying
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>>217033396
I like the lighting in this scene. Looks like an angel.
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>>217034284
for me it's the empty street scenes. makes me want to become a weeb for germany.
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Streak of Friday releases in January
>We Bury the Dead (Jan 2)
>Primate (Jan 9)
>28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Jan 16)
>Retvrn to Silent Hill (Jan 23)
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Any new year's resolutions, /hor/? I'm going to make more of an effort to watch modern stuff and be less judgemental about it
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>>217034514
More Tubislop. All the shit getting lavish VinSyn 4Ks right now was once sneered at DTV shit, and I want to catch up on some stuff that will eventually be that now. Stuart Paul's movies (Deadly Lessons, Heaven and Hell) are prime examples waiting to get discovered.
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>>217034514
I'm not going to watch any more of these new "horrors" that are actually thrillers with some violence. Companion is the perfect example, though I only really watched that for Sophie Thatcher. I skipped Dangerous Animals.
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>>217033244
The evil smile together with psychological horror and supernatural monsters wouldn't come together until The Shining and Possession. The curse element would come later from The Ring. But the '50s and '60s had the seeds being planted of the mind virus monster with films like Carnival of Souls, Dementia, Night of the Demon. Later we got Nightmare on Elm Street. The '60s also had movies like Rosemary's Baby and Seconds which really focus on psychological torture/paranoia more or less. I'd wager it started with movies like Dr. Caligari.

Smile is basically all that wrapped up in a "woe is me I'm a woman" template reminiscent of Safe (1995). Also throw in more recent flicks to steal from like It Follows, Terrified, Hereditary, Marianne, and Truth or Dare. The sfx monster was a combination of the classic '80s practical effects flicks: Poltergeist, Evil Dead, The Thing, etc. The latter film's 2011 remake was done by the same effects studio. They also did the stuff for IT Chapter 2, who's creature designer created the Smile monster.

Thanks for reading my post about Smile, I have more to say about this 6/10 film I deeply enjoy for cherry picked reasons.
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In truth, Parker Finn wishes he could make a horror on the level of Pulse or something thrilling like Cure, but his movies are only better than the American remakes of those movies.

I think this movie comes the closest to the short story BLIT (1988) and the concept of Roko's basilisk. The Ring does not have the same appeal imo, but I liked the American remake of that. Pulse is way better ofc.
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Kevin Bacon's first famous role was getting the arrow through the neck in Friday the 13th (1980) from Paramount. His daughter stars in Smile, which was produced by the same company and is her first notable role.
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>>217034840
I'm not such a devoted fan of 1, but 2 is explicitly an addiction movie and it's the best one I've ever seen.
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>>217034902
People generally prefer 2, even has a higher rating on RYM. It's faster, more exciting, has a bigger budget, more ideas thrown into it. It's the best film Parker has made to date. But I still prefer the first one. It got me into psychological horror and horror in general, and I have fond memories with it. Also, I think the monster design looks slightly better and had a better reveal.
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>>217034892
The whole industry is such a cesspool
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>>217034840
The problem with Smile is the underlying idea is a clear The Ring style curse ripoff.
It Follows was similar, but the idea and resolution was unique enough to warrant it.
Smile just traded crawling out of a tv with crawling into ya mouth, but the character story resolution fell very flat. Smile 2 just decided to Wizard of Oz the entire film away and slap on a more straight ending. Marginally better I guess?
I also didn't like the demon much, just looked like an mexican gang member who ripped off the wrong guy.
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Bros I saw a foreign film, I think Korean, ages ago about a really scary terrifying boar, any idea what that was called?
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>>217035013
Chaw
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>>217034514
I gotta watch more pre-1960s stuff. I've hardly watched anything from classic Universal and earlier.
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>>217026411
Based
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>>217035035
Old movies suck
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>>217034967
Well, The Ring didn't invent curse chain movies, that came from Sole Survivor (1984), which was basically remade into Final Destination. I'd argue Nightmare on Elm Street created it first technically, even though the curse part isn't outright stated. It kinda became part of the lore later by Freddy vs. Jason that if you hear about Freddy and his crimes, he can infect your dreams/reality. Also that movie cemented the no-win nihilistic ending, but there were earlier examples like Halloween, Carrie, or Psycho, where the bad guys live on.
>unique enough to warrant it
Eh, I didn't like It Follows that much. The kills were neat in places and I like the idea of the monster that follows you to death. Just the metaphor for sex seemed too obvious, but I see that was people's problem with Smile. Parker Finn can't write a story or dialogue to save his ass. Might as well have a line like "I'm going to beat this trauma and get my life back!"
>Wizard of Oz the entire film away
The first film acts in the same way. The monster isn't real, it's just insane people killing themselves essentially.
>I also didn't like the demon much
It looks more like the Tar Man zombie from Return of the Living Dead, but with more mouths like something out of Lovecraft. Or perhaps a Deadite from Evil Dead. I thought the design was nifty, and the second one looked kinda silly. We didn't even get the POV shot (it was used earlier with the Skye doppelganger/The Ring chick reference).
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Actually I invented curse chain films
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>>217035112
>The Ring didn't invent curse chain movies
Out of the stuff I'm aware of I'd credit Night of the Demon 1957, which was of course itself based on a short story
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What should I watch if I don't like jumpscares, but I also don't like le newest a42 genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark and eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful build up with strong character development and gradual feeling of escalation, bone-chilling slow burn with “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and paranoia-inducing final climax, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish CGI or infantile jumpscares horror film?
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>>217035066
...your bleh!
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>>217035165
Bluey
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>>217035190
Bluey is one of the few representations of my city in film though, the other one was there was a single scene on a bridge in Inspector Gadget 2
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>>217035150
I mentioned that one earlier, yeah, underrated flick. The monster being a specific demon from hell is different than a cosmic entity/mind virus with no discernible origin. It reminds me of Drag Me to Hell, another big inspiration for Smile 2. The fist in the mouth scene is a direct homage.
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>>217035211
Nta but is The Woman In Black considered curse chain? I watched the original last October. It was damn good.
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>>217035165
Smile's ending was all practical, minus the blood particle effects and stuff like that. A lot of people couldn't tell though. This same exact critique was leveled against the same studio for their treatment of The Thing 2011. I don't know enough about why they chose to overlay so much CGI over the top of the practical work, but that's the style now I guess.
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>>217035165
Zombie films.
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>>217035200
I'll answer your question if you're a beautiful redhead
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>>217035252
I am not, I'm blonde
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>>217035247
Never seen that one. I always confuse it for Stay Alive (2006), though.
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>>217035267
Our business is finished, then
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>>217035276
it's horrover
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I'm a third shift burger and I love aussie hours
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The real horror film in Australia is trying to survive in this fucking economy
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Happy New Year, /hor/. I must slumber. I wonder what posts I'll be responding to tomorrow!
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>>217035337
you grasp instinctively
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>>217035337
almost certainly one from a retarded indian man
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>>217035337
is that Angry Rice
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I'm just gonna say it
I thought the first FNAF movie was actually not that bad, far better than I was expecting, it was a decently fun time with a few cringe bits but NOT SHABBY
FNAF 2 on the other hand was everything I thought 1 was going to be and it was fucking awful
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>>217035322
That and this cunt.
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>>217035388
Has any part of the Wolf Creek franchise featured an American yet? I think a horror flick about a seppo who can't handle the bants would be be great, it's weird that stuff like WC one and Wake in Fright is about city Aussies vs rural ones. I'd love a movie called Cunt about an American getting his ass handed to him
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>>217035383
Hmmm interesting I thought they were about the same level. 2 had some better fluff with the animatronics, though Jason Bumhouse lied and it was not any scarier or more violent.
I hated the ending though because it felt liked I had watched half the plot of a film.
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>>217035383
Both movies suck and I think it's because the game creator is writing them. He doesn't know how to write a movie. The potential is so great for this franchise but it needs to be balanced between his lore autism and someone who knows what they're doing professionally.
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>>217035427
>americans think wake in fright is a terrifying, surreal, brutal examination of the drinking culture of 80s australia and the harsh realities of a mostly male cashed up town
>australians just think someone filmed their average night out
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>>217035441
I wouldn't say suck, at least not the first one, I mean it was better than fucking Midsommar or Ex Machina, but yeah I think Scott can write a really interesting premise but not much to back it up
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>>217035427
I really hope that's the plot of WC3 because I agree, it'd be a funny bunch of political jabs too. It's supposed to film soon and Jarratt just needs to not die somehow before it films.
Haven't seen the TV show so maybe there's an episode in that about it.
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>>217035441
Although know what you mean, it's entirely possible that the hollywood version would suck ass for the opposite reason. I actually thought the lore-tism was gonna be a roadbump the first film overcame but the "actually there's another pizza place right around the corner" had me confused.
Also I bet he was behind casting because almost the entire film is white.
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>>217035551
holy fuckin BASED
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>>217035551
Speaking of if that really was all the McKenna Grace we're getting what a waste
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Im here to remind you all that REC is, by a great margin, the best zombie flick ever made.

That was all.
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>>217035602
So we can add it to the great list of Spanish films like...uh....um....Spirit of the Beehive? And uh.....Dia De La Bestia and...uh....
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>>217028195
>don’t make a sound
BRAAAAAP
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>>217035623
The Orphanage
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I'm only now realizing that John Jarrett starred in Picnic At Hanging Rock. That means he's in two all time top Australian kinos.
>Dark Age is a 1987 horror adventure film
He's in this too, will have to check it out
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When did this turn into Australian hours?
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>>217035745
Brisbane hours is 14 ahead of est, it's like 8pm there
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>>217035766
not so fast
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>>217035766
It's 12 here in NZ. Bed time.
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>>217035822
aw shot G chur
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>>217035840
Under no circumstances do I sound like that.
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>>217035902
You all sound like that
>aw nu bru im a choice az samoan G
All islanders same
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Happy New Year /hor/
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>>217035602
I don't think the infected in REC even count as zombies
They're still alive and not rotting, the virus even improves their resilience
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>>217036602
But then neither do the infected in 28 Days Later. Zombies/infected/possessed, it's all the same.
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HES HERE
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>>217036885
they're not zombies, they're demons
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>>217029217
>Naud was born with a large nevus under her right eye. Her parents decided against removing it after doctors informed them that the procedure was "risky."[3][4][5] She has claimed she experienced extensive bullying as a child due to her nevus.[3][4][5]
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>>217037233
they're not demons, the're possessed
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>>217038080
they're not possessed, they're infected by demons
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>nevus
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>>217035451
Other way around, except our rats are smaller.
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>>217034730
>Carnival of Souls,
Elements of that go back to Beirce's Incident At Owl Creek Bridge.
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I honestly didn't expect that one Guillermo del Toro's documentary to show real, uncensored cartel flayings, stabbings, beheadings, and dismemberments
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>>217029061
>In June 2025, Naud joined the cast of Mike Flanagan's upcoming miniseries Carrie, based on the 1974 novel of the same name by Stephen King.
Can't stop winning
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>>217039533
Very nice, thank you for sharing. I am always looking into the original sources for this stuff if they exist.

Also, good morning, /hor/.
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>>217031644
Always nice to see a fellow Jess Franco enthusiast. I recommend reading "Flowers of Perversion" and "Murderous Passions," both by Stephen Thrower, two volumes that explore Franco's filmography in exhaustive detail.
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>>217035337
You just know
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>>217035165
Watch Across the River
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>>217042146
>always looking into the original sources for this stuff
To add to this, I was looking into the origin of books/adaptations of books that inspired Smile, and/or at least have mind virus type monsters that kill you when you look at them/are cursed. So far I got:
>An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge (1890)
>The King in Yellow (1895)
>Dracula (1897)
>The Monkey's Paw (1902)
>Casting the Runes (1911)
>At the Mountains of Madness (1936)
>Who Goes There? (1938)
>I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream (1967)
>It (1986)
>BLIT (1988)
>Ring (1991)
>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998)
There's the Smile.jpg (2008) and Slender Man (2009) creepypastas.

Also looking for movies obviously, but just thought I'd try listing these. The Blair Witch Project came to mind writing this and is a good example. It does a lot of the same stuff without showing the monster.
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>>217035165
The Town that Dreaded Sundown
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40 people burned alive in a Swiss bar on NYC
/hor/ in news
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>grotesque practical effects
>it's just an Italian delicacy
More films like this?
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>>217044796
There's a Robocop documentary, Robodoc, where they talk about how it took a really long time to shoot the scene where ED shoots the guy in the office. Verhoeven kept saying it needed to be bloodier and wasn't happy, so they stuffed the guy full of spaghetti sauce. But then they ended up having to cut a lot of the blood out to get an R rating.
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Nothing better than a Mandy/Drive Angry double feature!
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>>217045417
At least watching Mandy, anyway. More of a Beyond the Black Rainbow guy.
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>>217045440
You know, I still haven't seen that one. I need to get on it.
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>>217045440
> More of a Beyond the Black Rainbow guy.
And your gf is more of a black snake kind of gal
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>>217042146
It's not mind virus so much as waking dream like COS. (also there are several movies that are derivative of Sole Survivor)

For infectious curses, etc. there's the 1986 Twilight Zone episode "Need To Know".
The conditional curse that has to be passed on to escape it also features in Robert Lewis Stephenson's "The Bottle Imp", in turn inspired by an earlier stage play of the same name, that taken from a german folktale collected by the brothers Grimm.
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>>217045885
>It's not mind virus so much as waking dream like COS
I'm also looking for the genesis of this too since it's somewhat related.
>Twilight Zone episode "Need To Know"
>Robert Lewis Stephenson's "The Bottle Imp"
Yes, thank you, this is what I'm looking for.
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>>217045885
>there are several movies that are derivative of Sole Survivor
Other than Final Destination, which movies? One Missed Call comes to mind.
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>>217033697
>House of Usher short story
The 2023 Netflix version fyi.
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>>217046379
Watching the trailer for this, I can safely say I will never actually watch this. Modern slop is so bad it's unreal. Unless it's Smile ofc.
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>>217046429
>Unless it's Smile
The next movie is guaranteed to have more POCs in vital roles. The first two movies got away without it by the skin of their teeth for the most part, because the idea was so novel and fresh. Even then, Naomi Scott is half Indian. So, Parker Finn is going to have to up his diversity game if he wants to pull in more numbers. 2 did worse than 1, and the formula is already formulaic unless he does something different, which he has hinted at trying, we'll see.
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already stale*
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Someone make a new thread while I keep ranting.
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>>217046094
Passengers (2008)
Flight 7500
Hex
I feel like there's another foreign one too I'm forgetting.

>>217046051
Haunts Of The Very Rich is another movie with a similar premise.
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>>217046751
Thank you, appreciated. Similar to Jacob's Ladder, there's The Butterfly Effect (2004), The Jacket (2005), and Source Code (2011).
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>Flight 7500
Interesting, that one has Amy Smart, who was in the flick Mirrors (2008), which itself similar to Oculus (2013) or Ouija (2014).
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Twilight Zone Marathoning it on H&I. The one with the old settler in the top hat who ends up at a service station in the future right now.
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>>217046889
>Mirrors
...which is a remake of a korean film.
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>>217047170
Yeah, I know.



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