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Pathetic. Edition

Previously on /trek/: >>217043320
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star trek sex with shran
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>I don't like Vulcans
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>>217057376
this isn't funny and doesn't make sense btw
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>Have you ever used the holodeck to generate a fantasy where you deliver a pizza to Counselor Troi and Dr. Crusher?
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>Computer, load Dino Nuggies program.
>Now give them sentience and the ability to feel pain.
>Disengage safety protocols
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Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
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>I wouldn't say anything. I would listen to what they had to say about profit. And thats what no one did.
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>>217057444
My sexual organs? A writer's invention.
Complete fabrication.
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Stew's ready /trek/ers
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>>217057635
I swear to logic Neelix if it's more liola root I will throttle you into the beta quadrant.
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O'Brien could've had any alien gash he wanted, but he settled for some Japanese broad
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>>217057319
we really should slightly change the OP one of these days, just to see if it prevents adbots from recognizing the general and shilling here
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>>217057665
I used a secret ingredient from my space pantry, just for you mr Vulcan!
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sneed
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Why are you people being so mean about this brave Klingon doctor?
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>>217057781
Never forghetti
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>>217057635
>My GERMS TEEHEE
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>>217057793
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>>217057726
>share the load mr Vulcan
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>>217057831
Are you telling me that the jannies are, in fact, trannies?
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>>217057793
Does he have to look like tariq nasheed
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>>217057665
Tuvok hated that fucking root more than anyone else because, logically, he should have been satisfied that it was a good source of vitamins and minerals, so who cares how it tastes?
But it tasted so bad it forced him to confront the reality that "Tastes like shit" can be a more important factor that "nutritious."
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>>217057854
For free posting used to gib perma ban for a while
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>>217057878
They must've gotten a pay raise
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>>217057894
0 x 0 is still 0
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>>217057725
We had a totally fucked format thread a week or two ago and it didn't make a difference at all sadly
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>>217057949
grim
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*teleports bullet behind you*
psssh...nothin personnel...Anon...
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>>217057978
terrible episode
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>>217057725
Parry+ is not actually advertising Star Trek: Academy here. Or Disco or Lower Decks. It's just a funny little joke when folks pretend to do PR for NuTrek.
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>>217057997
this. it's not real shilling it's disturbing performance art.
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>>217057635
Invisible stew's looking good Neel!
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>>217057991
It would've been fine if it wasn't about Ezri. The concept of a Vulcan using logic to justify serial killing is extremely fucking fascinating, could've made for a real effective whodunit since who would've expected the Vulcan? But sadly the show is anchored with Ezri.
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>>217058064
>the show
the *episode

I mean both are true
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>>217057726
>the secret ingredient is love
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>>217058156
And a pinch of Kes' crack.
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>>217057635
no thanks!
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>>217058064
data's painting is making me dizzy
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>>217057766
I laughed out loud at this
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>>217057894
>>217057903
Don't bring this up at the quarterly meeting
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got my ________ and my _____ _____
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>>217058512
got my WARCRIMES and my JAMBALAYA SAUTEING
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what happens if a normie snorts a bunch of ketracel white?
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>>217058707
presumably nothing, as it's a base enzyme that the jemhadar genome lacks, or something similar
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>>217058707
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>>217058741
jej
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>>217057635
How did Star Trek get away with having a Jar Jar character without having him be universally hated?
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>>217058974
Jar Jar sounded like a black stereotype.
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>>217058974
>>217059037
Also Neelix was very, very hated.
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>>217059037
>>217059052
...I didn't need to see that.
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>>217059066
Too bad.
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"Neelix bad" is about on the level of "Captain Kirk was a dumb chad who punched aliens and fucked green women" as a Star Trek comment. Not quite but close.
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>>217059241
"Neelix bad" is something anyone can tell just by looking at him
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ringing in the new year with one of the classics.

hope you have a great night, frens
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>>217059315
clean up those cobwebs man, jesus
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>>217059315
Good lord, looks like where Hard Time O'Brien would live
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>>217059315
are those piss bottles?
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>>217059526
yes
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>>217059315
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods
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Neelix is great.
You are a gay and probably black poofter if you disagree.
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>>217060038
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>>217059315
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>>217057793
>SOULLESS

>>217057843
>SOUL
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>>217058026
Or perhaps they're genuine fans. People can like a TV show for a different reason than you do, you know. You don't speak for anyone but yourself.
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FMK seven of 9, jadzia, and troi

FUCK Jadzia, Marry Seven, and kill Troi
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>>217062342
Simping over mid women in sci-fi makeup again, are you? Gee, that's not sad or pathetic in any way. Even worse, they're all way out of your league.
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>>217058026
you speak for me and everyone in this thread, sans that one guy
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>>217062579
You are in no position to opine about speaking for people in this thread, only yourself, and even that is a stretch.
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>>217058026
You also speak for me.
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>>217057997
4chan is the last place P+ would advertise because they’re trying to shed the label that Star Trek is for socially inept white men. That was never the case but the stench lingered throughout pop culture.
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>>217062668
>Space for Everyone
Another lie. It's all lies.
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>>217063207
Another mid woman, and this time, not even the excuse of being in sci-fi makeup. Plus, the actress is a raging leftie.
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>>217058026
damn I couldn't have said it better myself. It looks like you also speak for me.
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>>217062514
What's the problem with starting a dialogue? This is 4chan after all.
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>>217063371
>This is 4chan after all.
There's a different rhythm to /trek/ because of the rituals.
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>>217059315
Asking myself if Picard or Kirk would approve of my living situation has motivated me to clean up my house and my life. This weekend I’m going to steel myself to scrub y bathroom spotless.
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>>217063402
Rituals of all sorts.
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>>217063430
One ritual gets posted and that triggers a ritual chain.
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Fuck this gay earth.
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>>217063478
The text is supposed to be "ensign Pretty".
ritual rejected.
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>>217063503
Yup, that's a "pretty" big fail alright!
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>>217063519
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>>217063478
I love bobs so much. I also like when Romulans have a bob with vampire bangs. We're living in the '20s again. Flappers should make a comeback.
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>>217063519
5D ritual witnessed.
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>>217063581
>I love bobs so much
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>>217058026
I can safely say this does speak for the overwhelming majority of /trek/
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Now less than two weeks until our Impulse Drives us to watch the debut of the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.
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Enough of this gay shit.
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Is Tuvok anyone’s favorite character?
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>>217064184
No.
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>>217063408
I'm sure your mom will be thrilled.
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>>217063581
>>217064099
>Nightmare alternate fiction
>>Nightmare reality
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>>217064184
Tuvok is my favorite Vulcan.
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>>217062579
>>217062649
>>217063362
>>217063998
Marching in lockstep, just like the good lefties you are... or a Borg hive-mind.
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>>217064099
they really gonna do it, arnen't they?!
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>>217064099
Warp me!
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>>217064257
Perhaps you'd prefer reddit or bluecry :^)
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>>217064184
No. For most folks, he's their second favourite VOY Vulcan.
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>>217064099
Is that Robert Picardo?
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>>217064099
goosebumps
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>>217064099
Let's fly!
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>>217064099
you know it!
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In Trek News, our favorite gal Tawny Newsome to testify against Big Mike McMahan in court.

Court martial episode!!!
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>>217064099
I feel included and seen.
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>>217064320
You should be embarrassed you even suggested that. BlueCry is the definition of hive mind, and Plebbit is close behind. I'm amazed you're actually celebrating your mindless conformity.
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>>217064099
These plucky young cadets are ready to take the world by....song?
*record scratch*
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>>217064396
Another one of your schizo delusions. Don't you ever get tired of humiliating yourself?
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>>217064341
It sure is! The Voyager EMH is uploading to the 32nd Century on SFA.
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>>217057635
>how do we make cookware look futuristic or alien?
>lets put the handle directly over the heat
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>>217064447
what's a record?
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>>217064341
Yes! Trek fans will recognise him from his appearances in LOW and PRO!
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>>217064464
Big day ahead of you, Mike.
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>>217059315
those bottles are filled with piss, arent they?
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>>217064499
Thought provoking
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>>217064447
Why is it that Nu-Trek has so much musical bullshit in it? And how did 1 Unappreciated Man in the /trek/ general manage to make an entire opera that puts the entirety of Nu-Trek to shame?
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>>217064551
When Michael Burnham is talking you WILL sit DOWN and LISTEN
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>>217064499
dynamic togetherness
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>>217064575
t. unappreciated anon
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Star Trek has been a major platform for diversity since its debut in 1966. The franchise is built on the philosophy of "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations" (IDIC), which posits that the beauty of the universe lies in its varied life forms and ideas.
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>>217064575
well it's simple you see opera anon actually likes Star Trek
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>>217064472
Just don't ask why a hologram who's existed for hundreds of years would suddenly decide to look 72, or why this would make him appear "more human", or why looking perpetually 72 wouldn't be weirder than looking perpetually somewhere around 40, or what'll happen if he keeps the ageing going and eventually hits Admiral McCoy age, or why he suddenly doesn't want to be seen as a hologram, or why the people around him wouldn't already know this famous hologram was a hologram, or why they couldn't have recast the part with a younger actor, or why they couldn't have given Picardo another role, or why they couldn't have created a show that didn't lean so heavily on memberberries and avoided the issue of having an actor return to the role of an ageless character after having significantly aged. Don't ask anything! Just get excited for next slop and consume next slop.
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>>217064575
Tumblr makes everything now
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>>217064711
In Star Trek, we don't fear the Blackness of Space. We celebrate it.
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>>217064816
In space, no-one can hear you steal
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>>217064759
Are you sincerely asking? Because that is a v autistic complaint. Obviously, EMH has to look older because Robert Picard is now older. Maybe you just have to think of a better head-canon excuse though if you're going to have a Sonic's-blue-arms style temper tantrum about it.
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>>217064759
"SFX Magazine clarified that in Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, the EMH introduced a subroutine that allowed him to age."
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>>217064871
>>217064886
No, I'm not asking. I'm switching my brain off.
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>>217064759
Why wouldn't he want to experiment with looking older?
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>>217064929
See >>217064921
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>>217064929
Why does Microsoft Windows keep getting worse after 30 years? Computers just be like that.
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>>217064886
SFX Magazine put their best muckraking gumshoe reporter on the story to get that scoop
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>>217064871
>>217064886

>>217064048
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>>217064447
Trekkies are tanned, rested and ready for New Trek.
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>>217058707
nothing wrong on a friday night
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>>217064507
Literal schizo. Maybe you're confusing him with former NYPD officer Michael McMahon. Even AI can do better than that. No wonder you're unemployed.
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>>217064981
Microsoft has never produced quality software. Their business model is literally based on writing a whole lot of crappy code in a big hurry. And these days, they admit 30% of their code is written by AI. Long past time to switch.
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>>217065196
>they admit 30% of their code is written by AI.
30% of /trek/ is written by AI.
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>>217065122
In Trek News, looks like Noell Wells is taking the stand! Better watch out, Mike! It's the measure of a man!
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>>217064575
TOS had a couple of musical numbers early on because every show did back then. It made sense because the cast were all trained singers. But the reason NuTrek is so fond of this is because they're desperate for a song to go viral on TikTok like Wednesday and Stranger Things.
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>>217065122
They're thinking of the Vince McMahon allegations. But getting confused because Vic Mackey is a similar name. And that's a fictional character played by the actor Michael Chiklis. Who plays TV cops a lot. So, they've jumbled all that up into Michael McMahon on trial
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just read that Roxann Dawson is a hardcore catholic conservative republican and all the other trek casts hate her because they're so left-wing

kek
I'd wager that's why everyone else has been invited back to do some NuTrek shit except her
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>>217065474
I thought for sure she'd at least directed a DISCO 'sode. But no. Looks like she's too busy directing other shows to need that ex-Trek favouritism scraps like that hack Jonathan Frakes.
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>>217065474
You don't get invited back until you're on record bashing Trump in an interview or social media. The "Star Trek Family" is conditional like that.
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>>217065610
what's this?
don't tell me chakotay is of the same flavour?

who knew the maquis were such chuds
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What will be Kurtzman's legacy ?
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>>217065413
DISCO and SNW had literal Tony Award level stars. What are you on about?
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>>217065758
The appellation "The Man Who Saved Star Trek".
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It's so embarrassing.
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>>217065758
Saving the franchise from ENT
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>>217057997
DS9 waa awful.
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>>217065758
super weapons
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>Prickard at 92% in 2022 (this was even before S3 aired which everyone sucks off)
lol what a joke
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>>217065956
flaky skrreean hands typed this post
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>>217065899
Damn I can't believe every nuTrek show has been BETTER than the original series!
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>>217065899
Picard only ranks higher than TOS-DS9 because they didn't have next day episodic reviews back then. This was the state of television journalism in 1987. And many critics are the type to s*yface at every callback and memberberry.
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>>217066010
Incredible! Looks like Old Trek just Sucks!
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>>217065899
gamechanger
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>>217066010
I always thought TOS was better. But you can't argue with scientific proof
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>>217066095
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>>217066034
>They didn't have next day episodic reviews back then. They just didn't okay!

Of course they did. The deadlines for daily newspapers were late at night, and reviewers would be at their desk typing away with the tv on. In addition, networks would have early screenings of episodes so papers and magazine could prepare copy before a show aired.

Why do you keep coming up with these imaginary tales?
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>>217066152
I just focus on how all those nutrek toys didn't even sell on clearance.
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You need to come to terms with this.
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>>217066010
That is an accurate assessment. Old Trek had a handful of good episodes for every hundred episodes of dross. New Trek is smaller but better per season. Less raw Trek ore, more refined Trek gold.
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>>217065354
Source? Mine is https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/29/satya-nadella-says-as-much-as-30percent-of-microsoft-code-is-written-by-ai.html
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>>217066276
>more refined Trek gold
https://youtu.be/S6QdY6YDfj0?si=HIHoqj8qTwRbsB1g&t=22
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>>217065413
>nuTrek wants songs to go viral on TikTok
So, they're in touch with modern times, and understand marketing? Is there something wrong with that? TOS wasn't pure, you know. They hyped their show to appeal to women.
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>>217066314
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>raw Trek ore
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS, GET BACK TO YOUR URIDIUM!!!!
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>>217066376
GUL DU KAT DID NOTHING WRONG!!
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>>217066195
The Ilia socks didn't sell either.
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I can't wait for Kurtzman to squat over my face and spray his molten gold all over me again!
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>>217066376
>>217066391
CARDASSIA!
CARDASSIA!
CARDASSIAAAAAAAAAA
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>>217066323
>whataboutism
rape thumb isn't sending his best
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>>217066431
No matter how many times you're wrong, you just keep bleating the same slander. Pre-generative-AI bots have more self-awareness than you.
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>>217066431
Are the rumors true? Did Mike McMahan rape Noell Wells in the hot sweltering summer of '22?
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Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

Production budget: $350M–$460M
Worldwide box office gross: $2.343B

ROI (range because budget is a range):
If $350M budget:
Gross ÷ Budget = 6.69×
ROI = 5.694 569.4%
If $460M budget:
Gross ÷ Budget = 5.09×
ROI = 4.093 409.3%

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
Two commonly cited budget figures:
Option A (Box Office Mojo budget)
Budget: $11.2M
Worldwide gross: $97M
Gross ÷ Budget = 8.66×
ROI = 7.661 766.1%

Option B (Wikipedia budget)
Budget: $12M
Worldwide gross: $97M
Gross ÷ Budget = 8.08×
ROI = 7.083 708.3%
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>>217066323
If you can't tell what's wrong with that then you shouldn't be here.
>>217066458
He's right you know.
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>>217066186
Google has an archive of old newspapers. And I just searched it. Curious if they actually did have daily TV reviews. Or if you just made that up. And I don't think they did. Searching: 'Star Trek'. Filtered to pre-1970. It's a lot of like TV guide listings. What time it's on. A few articles about the show. Season renewals. Cancelation. Some cast interviews. Letters to the editor from fans and haters. Ads for Star Trek merch. But, there are no daily episode-by-episode reviews that I can find.
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>>217066477
Obviously not. Do you even have a source for that rumor? Your seething schizo imagination doesn't count.
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>>217066564
You're full of shit!! New Trek is better than ANY of that crummy Old Trek!! AND YES I AM TRANS GOD DAMNIT AND I AM PROUD
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>>217066564
Newspapers?! Try "TV Guide" magazine. Freaking zoomers.
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>>217066564
What periodical is this scriptum from, Sir?
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>>217066479
You don't think the network should have hyped Star Trek based on how attractive Nimoy and Shatner were to women? Do you even market? There is nothing noble nor redeeming about failure.
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>>217066515
An entire season of Star Trek Voyager cost less than a single episode of Stranger Things S5.
Assuming one episode of Voyager cost $2 million in today’s dollars. A single episode of Stranger Things S5 reportedly ran $50-$60 million bucks. Personally I miss longer seasons with less expensive episodes.
edit - as a reference, each episode of Strange New Worlds reportedly costs $7-$8 million.
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>>217066676
Where does all that money go?
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>>217066713
I'd rather watch a show about Cadet BPD.
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>>217066657
That one is from: The Pittsburgh Press 3 Mar 1968.

This one is: The Day 5 May 1967, New London Conn.
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I had three seizures on New Year's Eve in three hours and spent the night in the hospital. Any Star Trek episodes for adult-onset epilepsy?
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>>217066713
"Big Tawny!"
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>>217066746
her hips are shapely and fertile
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>>217066747
Shout out to da black n' yellow.
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>>217066749
Half a Life
Relics
Too Short a Season
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>>217066749
Hi Bash! I found your mum. Another The Pittsburgh Press 3 Mar 1968
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>>217066801
Don't want any Scottish viewers, then.
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>>217066801
Can I watch that on Keppra?
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>>217066699
Fuck if I know. Stranger Things and Wednesday are CW shows that cost 10x the average CW show
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>>217066820
If that was my mom you would be able to tell they are bipolar from just reading the text.
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>>217066861
pure unadulterated zest
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>>217066801
It's a bit silly for Scots to be allowed a dress uniform cultural variation. Because if the get one. Surely every other culture on Earth gets one too. And if everyone is wearing different uniforms. The they are no longer uniforms.
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>>217066749
Wow. Better take care of those ass-worms before they kill you completely. I say this because I care about you deeply and want you to get better.
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>>217066920
Careful. Sounds like you're doing that thinking I warned you about.
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>>217066564
I think back then they had previews for new seasons and general "best of/worst of" for the year. I'd be surprised if they were thorough enough for individual reviews for every episode. That didn't really start until the new millennium with the internet.
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>>217066920
>hurr durr words must only mean one thing
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>>217066963
>hurr durr the world began the year i was born
>yet i pretend to know everything about it
do zoomers really
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Code of Honor was always voted one of the worst episodes of TNG in the old Starlog magazines, but no one said it was racist until around 2011 when SJWism started taking over.
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>>217066920
Actually, irl uniforms are much, much more varied than star trek ones.
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>>217066564
The Google newspaper archive is primarily small town papers, unlikely to has a dedicated media reporter, late date line for late breaking stories or advanced screenings.

You can look at big city papers, especially their What to Watch Tonight column or equivalent, or as an anon mentioned TV Guide. Front of the magazine section.
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>>217067022
I have been to a Japanese high school before and they really are not.
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>>217066920
Every culture on Earth? Speciesist much? Ensign Ro and Lt. Worf aren't from Earth, yet they were allowed uniform variations, and not even dress uniforms—as in the uniforms they wore during working hours. Try watching Star Trek more.
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>>217067124
YOU try watching MORE. Because Ro was NOT allowed. Riker bullied her about it
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>>217067105
That's not even a valid comparison. School uniforms vs. military uniforms? And you pick the most conformist culture on the entire planet? Talk about lying by omission.
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Nutrek is gay.
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>>217067179
Who the fuck are you Commadore Matthew Perry?
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One last job.
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>>217057376
>hating on Elves
NGMI
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>>217062496
can you not?
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>>217067177
Uh, what? Here is the literal scene where Picard approved Ro's nonstandard work uniform. Now present your evidence that Riker bullied her about it.
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>>217067449
Hey, you learned to make a webm that isn't all compressed looking, nice work
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>>217067465
>praising the troon
go talk to Worf I'm so fucking serious
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>>217067449
She literally only made a big deal about it then because Riker bullied her earlier
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>>217067411
>lazy shill complaining about having to shit up two threads instead of just one
That's what they pay you for. Chop chop.
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>>217067465
Deflection AND moving the goalposts. That's almost an accomplishment. Now present your evidence that Riker bullied Ro about her nonstandard work uniform. And feel free to supply an upgraded clip of the same scene. Spoiler alert: you won't, because you can't.
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(a young woman in red uniform beams in, wearing a sullen expression and a fancy earring)
RO: Ensign Ro Laren reporting as ordered, Commander.
RIKER: You will follow Starfleet uniform code aboard this ship, Ensign.
(she removes the earring)
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>>217067481
It was really more of a recognition that all of his other webms are shit

Webm related is still the GOAT in terms of formatting and clarity
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>>217067495
>Spoiler alert: you won't, because you can't
No, I won't because I'm not the person you were arguing with you mongoloid
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>>217067495
NTA, but are we going into the weeds to avoid acknowledging that the new show just alienated any potential Scottish viewers?
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>>217067565
They already ruined this version of Scotty by casting a guy who is WAY too young when Scotty is meant to be older than everyone on the Enterprise but McCoy really
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>>217067597
It's JJ tier casting where everyone is the same age
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>>217067506
>no video
nice fanfic, ensign
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Over time you'll start to notice that Riker is an asshole to anyone outside of the senior staff clique, or if it's a woman he DOESN'T want to fuck
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>>217067506
Obviously overridden by Picard's order. Now supply a nice webm of the scene.
>>217067527
Then make better versions of any webm I post. Spoiler alert: you won't, because you can't.
>>217067565
What about >>217066801 is offensive? I'm not Scottish, so maybe I missed it.
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Funny how Starfleet Command just lets this faggot cocksucker run all over the place
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>>217067465
>>217067527
And why exactly do you deserve good things? We both know you'll just find a threadbare excuse to seethe about it... you know, like you have already.
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>>217067787
Who are you even talking about? And does whoever you're talking about report directly to Starfleet Command, or is there another officer interposing between them? Do you even understand the chain of command?
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>>217067736
>hurr durr I'm an asshole that cowers before authority and am only nice to women I want to fuck
>then I project this onto Riker
I'd rather not know so much about you, anon.
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>hurr durr
>Grok?
>spoiler alert:
I should make a new B I N G O card with his catchphrases
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>>217067760
>What about >>217066801 is offensive?
It's self-evident, but I'll humour you. Imagine instead of a guy wearing some clown-car version of a Scottish uniform it's a guy wearing an exaggerated, ugly-looking yarmulke, and the people around him are laughing and sneering at him, and we're meant to empathise with them, i.e. agree that he looks retarded. Now, are you going to
(a) pretend that jews wouldn't find that offensive
(b) deflect
(c) insult me
(d) ignore this post entirely
(e) do some combination of these things
or
(f) surprise me?
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>>217067927
well, that's different.
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Is it worth watching ALL of the original series before NG? Or is there like a recommended list of "best of" episodes for the OG
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>>217067905
Of course the 'hurr durr' homo is also the bingo bitch
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>>217067939
There will BE no skips.
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>>217067939
can you "what should I skip" fags please drink bleach already?
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>>217067938
So (b) deflect. Since (you claim) it's not self-evident to you, I had to use an analogy. But whatever. Trust me: any Scots who might have watched this will be pissed. (And likely pissed in another way too, but that's by the by.)
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It's time.
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>>217067939
Dont be a fag and watch the whole thing. I'm on my first watch and ever episode offers something. And stop treating shows as some project to complete. The story is told every episode, so give every episode you attention.
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>>217067905
Oh, you want to start up the bingo cards again, do you? I'm ready. Are you?
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>>217068043
you won't do shit pussy
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>>217067449
SECKS WITH RO LAREN
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>>217067927
Really? Because it looks awfully similar to Scotty's dress uniform in TOS.
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>>217068072
Gauntlet thrown. Remember, this was your idea.
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lol
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You can tell when it's malfunctioning when it gets SNW and SFA confused
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>>217068132
You salute the kilt, not the man.
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>>217064871
>that is a v autistic complaint.
you're in a star trek thread
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>>217068175
Non sequitur. The discussion >>217067927 was about whether the Scottish dress uniform depicted in >>217066801 was offensive.
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>>217065899
now compare the number of ratings
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>>217067939
TOS was the Mod sexy adventures of the youngest Starfleet Captain ever. TNG is about Captain Creepy Old Guy who finds an excuse to have a tween boy on the Bridge of his starship, consisting mostly of Sociology lectures on why Western Capitalism sucks.

Watch TOS. Toss TNG.
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>>217068235
Your comparison is invalid. Riker fulfilled the Kirk role for TNG, and Picard fulfilled the Spock role. Literally everyone knows this.
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Now THIS is carpetry.
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>>217067939
watch it all in release order, including the movies. (Except for TOS watch it in production order because the network aired episodes out of order)
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Anyway, he's definitely going to try to steal the thread so prepare yourself.
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>>217068489
i'm prepared for you and him to circlejerk each other for the rest of the day no matter what happens until some blessed janny puts you out of your misery or you pass out whichever comes first
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ATTENTION BINGO WORKERS
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trek star
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Ezri and Jadzia still got WORFED
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Lower Decks is less boring and more fun to watch than Enterprise.
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>>217069113
Sure, if you're 9.
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>>217069126
Actually, Beverly says it's closer to 12.
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>>217069113
Lower Decks are the scrappy underdogs of the Trek franchise.
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>>217069147
Scrappy underdogs? More like crappy bum-durr-dregs.
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Let's try again

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