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Arthouse & Classics

Safetydition

>QotD
Most iconic stunt in a /film/?
>Bonus
Does an actor performing their own stunts matter to you?

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Queen of /film/
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>>217086499
>QotD
Probably Tom Green's house falling down on him
>Bonus
Big up to those who have the balls and skills. Though not performing their own stunts won't take away from their acting performance.
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>>217086499
>QOD
Probably that one or some Keaton one but i'll say the mall sequence from Police Story.
>Bonus
No but it's cool when they do.
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>>217084827
>Elvis Tsui
Extremely based.
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Queen of /film/
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>>217086687
>implying
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>>217086687
Can you be philosemitic about a convert?
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>>217086767
Liz turned jew?
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hmm any good Venezuelan films?
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I'm feeling EXTREMELY antisemitic today...
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>>217086851
Based.
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>>217086810
I'm pissed.
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>>217086790
>Elizabeth (((Taylor)))
>turned
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>>217086891
Taylor is a jew name?
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>>217086790
Yep.
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For me it's Gene Tierney.
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I'll admit I got filtered, but I still think the movie is lofty and way overdid it on the allegory.

>>217087000
Watch The Shanghai Gesture and tell me if it's any good
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Good night, /film/.
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The first kiss is always the sweetest
From under some broad's sombrero
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>>217086810
new obsession just dropped
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>>217087050
*smooch*
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>>217086687
The kings of /film/ have a variety of queens. There is, however, among all kings, common ground to be found in one queen.
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Everyone in here is reddit
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Fuck off, your post is so lame I'm not giving any (you) faggot
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>>217087455
Reddit poster extraordinaire
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>>217087311
Of course you can't be too much of an elitist on reddit without getting downvoted so they migrated here.
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>schizo replying to himself again
sad
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Guys, when is Drive My Car 2: Drive My Car Some More hitting Cannes this year?!?!? GIT HYPE BOIS
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>>217087000
If I saw her in real life i'd probably stare at her until she gets uncomfortable and leaves
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>>217087947
the classic method of seduction
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I’m trying to remember a Chinese movie I watched very long ago:
I don’t remember the plot but the setting is a small village to the side of a small river, and there’s this guy with his girlfriend who keeps going through the village on his scooter, he also eats on his scooter and went through a house with it
I don’t remember why he has to be on the scooter at all times but it might have to do with time travel?
It sounds like a Jia Zhangke movie but I can’t figure out which one or even if it is
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>>217088488
It was kaili blues, I managed to make myself remember thank you for your attention
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>>217088551
garbage movie
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Hey genuine question where do I start with Chabrol
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>>217088551
great film
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>>217088551
looks interesting
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Which is THE streaming service to get for a cinephile (as a gift for example)? MUBI or Criterion Channel?
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>>217090022
criterion just has more shit even though MUBI actually gets more frequent lesser known kinos
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>>217090060
Do you think it’s worth the hassle of setting it up if the person you want to give it to is an eurochad?
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>>217090022
Stop wasting money on that garbage. Acquire private trackers.
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>>217090138
Im already on all of them, but you can’t gift private trackers to a tech illiterate person
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>>217090119
I personally wouldn't lift a finger for a european but if he's your friend and is a real cinephile he might appreciate it
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>>217087000
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir Tierneypilled me. I need to check out some more stuff she was in
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>>217090152
Cant be much of a cinephile when he cant use torrents. How dumb could you possibly be
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>>217090221
Maybe he is old, wtf are you challenged or something?
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>>217090221
You know most cinephiles actually have a life and touch grass in a while
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>>217090245
34 countries here across 4 continents + KG + PTP. How about you?
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>>217090326
It takes years to join those trackers, I did it myself. It’s doable for a lifeless nerd like me, but not for the normal person. A streaming service is much more convenient for them.
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O DUTCHY
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>>217090354
>It takes years
Today, sure, but in galaxy far far away in times long gone, all of them were easily accessible once.
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>>217090867
Ok fag
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>during The Misfits (1961) where she was supposed to cover herself in a sheet while dressing after getting out of bed, but Monroe thought it was ridiculous that her character would cover herself while she was alone, so she kept dropping the sheet and walking around totally naked. The crew loved it, but it irritated director John Huston, who kept making her film it over and over until she finally kept the sheet on. He also refused to include the nude version even though star Clark Gable and others tried to convince him to use it.
what the fuck was John Huston problem? was he gay?
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>>217090768
john carpenter said that this moment was the only reason he agreed to make the film, and that he would have just had the scene on a loop for the entire film if he could have.
something to do with being rejected while in school
buy my all new full reveal carpenter pseudo-biography for only 89.95
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>>217091128
Loss of respect to Jhon Huston (sic). Based Monroe for being realismpilled.
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>>217091196
wait, wasn't this film in color? is there a black and white version?
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>>217091128
if he'd been a better director he would have had shadows carefully set up so she walked through them and kept her modesty concealed while still tantalising the audiences
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>>217091205
Yh... whole film is in color, but the opening credits are B&W.
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>>217091342
Damm I forgot then... being time ago since i watched it
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>being time ago
yikes..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOEqBRcjeOo
>yeah let me just AI upscale this with hideous motion smoothing that'll be great
what is wrong with niggas
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>>217091455
looks much better than other AI upscales I've seen tbqdesu
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>>217091455
Looks nice
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>>217087503
How was she so cute, bros?

>>217087099
True.
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>>217088824
Le beau Serge, Les cousins and Les bonnes femmes, in that order.

I'm not surprised i'm the first to reply to you, /film/ either does not know or does not like Chabrol for some reason, i'm the only one who ever mentions him aside from Harperbro occasionally posting a pic from La cérémonie.
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>>217090216
Very based, have you also seen Dragonwyck? If not then do it.
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What are some movies about social comparison/status anxiety/economic anxiety?

Films like No Other Choice/The Ax, Uzak, Tokyo Sonata, Time Out, Match Point, Blue Jasmine, Quiz Show, Glengarry Glen Ross, Revolutionary Road, Barry Lyndon, The Squid and the Whale, Brad’s Status, etc.
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>>217091196
Same, robbed us from naked Monroe at her most succulent (1961), this is bullshit.
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>>217092349
Il Marchese del Grillo (1981) is what you're looking for.
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III LOOOVEE YOOOUU JEEESUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIST
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>>217092620
Films for this feel?
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>>217092299
not yet but I intend to watch it this week. coincidentally she showed up in a bunch of stuff I watched after Mrs. Muir without deliberately seeking her out. I couldn't escape her and Joan Bennett for a minute lol
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>>217092655
Love Exposure
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>>217092664
She's in a lot of stuff in the 1940s and early 1950s, a lot of the greats seemed to like her a lot.
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>>217092620
JEEEESUS CHRIST IIIII LOOOVEEE YOUUUU YEEESSS IIII DOOOOOOO
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another year of failing to watch 200 films
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>>217087099
>There is, however, among all kings, common ground to be found in one queen.
Correct, but you posted the wrong picture.
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>>217093080
>City on Fire
Based.
https://youtu.be/_9LcTA5ZXmI
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>>217093080
i only started watching films in october btw
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>>217093080
>>217093625
wtf i can just link this instead of editing that thing together from my email

https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/year/2025/summary/
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>>217093625
Favorite Stanwyckino? For me, it's Baby Face.
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>>217093651
yeah, baby face then california, then bitter tea, then night nurse, then ladies of leisure
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>>216990320
It's spreading again.
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What are your guys' favorite anthology movies? So far I've liked:
>Kwaidan
>Black Sabbath
>Night on Earth
>Intolerance
>Resurrection
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>>217094298
Dekalog, I Am Cuba, Bad Movie.
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>>217094298
The Deserter and the Nomads
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>>217094382
>>217094410
Added. Isn't Dekalog technically a TV show though?
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>>217094512
I've seen it called an antology film, but it may be a TV show, desu, Idk.
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desu desu desu
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>>217094877
Beautiful movie.
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>anime cant be kin-
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>>217094905
Is this a live action adaptation?
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>>217094905
This isn't an anime.
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>>217094930
[citation needed]
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Should I watch Nosferatu 2024 or From Dusk till Dawn or The Hunchback 1997?
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>>217086499
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>>217094877
Nick Cave loves this one.
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>>217094905
>Every single thread now
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>>217095009
Herzog's Nosferatu
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>>217095009
At least from Dusk till Dawn is erotic, so watch that.
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>>217095193
The crass "eroticism" of a 12 year old boy's wet dream. Grow up.
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>>217095232
Eroticism has circled back to being high brow and subversive. You are stuck in 2003 mentally and culturally. Don't blame others for your lack of thematic mobility
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>>217095232
It's pretty lit.
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>>217095232
Opinion discarded.
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>>217090022
I'd go with Criterion. I got MUBI a few months ago to watch an original documentary they had and planned to cancel my subscription after the free trial ended but ended up keeping it. It has some very nice sort of niche international kino but nothing you wouldn't be able to find with a quick google or piratebay search. I'm paying like €15 a month for it which is really way too expensive for the small selection of actual good movies they offer on rotation. On a positive note, I discovered the great Swiss filmmaker Alain Tanner 2 days ago because they featured his debut film Charles, Dead or Alive, which led me to seek out his later movies. Watched La Salamandre yesterday and I must say it's one of the best movies I've seen in a while, definitely a hidden gem of Swiss French cinema picrel.
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>Remember when Jim Jarmusch was considered a hipster? Time has forced him to consider the domestic upbringing he abandoned for bohemianism. In his latest film, Father Mother Sister Brother, a package of three short stories like Mystery Train (1989), Jarmusch entertains the familial traditions that hipsters denounce. At age 72, Jarmusch trains his indie cinema perspective on the conventional — the great leveling of ancestral awareness we all come to experience the longer we live. It adds universal poignance that is new to his once-modish, subcult filmmaking.

>Acknowledging the rambunctious disco track “T.S.O.P. (The Sound of Philadelphia)” recorded by the group Mother Father, Sister Brother (also known as TV’s Soul Train theme), Jarmusch switches his supercool stance and pegs his theme to Dusty Springfield’s version of “Spooky,” the sauntering skeptic’s love song first recorded by Classics IV (the white R&B Florida group best known for “Stormy”). That accounts for Jarmusch’s usual esoteric, cross-racial appropriation

>It is through this multiculti underground that Jarmusch reveals our familial roots. His intergenerational stories use role-reversal psychology.

>Each story is linked by repeating details — a Rolex watch, discussions about water, recreational drugs, recreational philosophies, family pet phrases, and repeated styles of estrangement. Jarmusch puts together pieces of a world broken by different generational habits. The reclusiveness and hidden secrets these families share evokes a common dissatisfaction, perhaps derived from hipsterism itself, about individuals burdened by convention and nature (reproduction).
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>These themes are recognizable, sometimes amusing, without ever being convincing. Too many rhyming quirks and coincidences prove Jarmusch’s poor dramaturgy. In spite of his mid-’80s acclaim for the beatnik comedies Stanger Than Paradise and Down by Law, he did not invent new dramaturgy, as film critics once thought. Now he tries reinventing the wheel.

>The gimmick of examining what happens when hipsters age and assume personal responsibility — and guilt — indicates some fresh thinking. Yet Jarmusch’s personally discovered wisdom isn’t new. Father Mother Sister Brother recalls traditional, well-made theater plays like Robert Anderson’s I Never Sang for My Father and the marvelous 1952 film of Wynyard Browne’s The Holly and the Ivy.

>Drug culture hasn’t changed human nature (“Psilocybin resets everything,” Skye tells Billy), but Jarmusch shows unexpected nostalgia for the lost freedom of youth and nonconformity; this is symbolized by the recurring image of skater kids seen around the world, observed in slow-motion as if stared at in a dream. “They grow like weeds,” Jeff tells Emily, recognizing their past selves in that aimless street-style liberty.

>The film’s obvious three-part structure and enervating narrative seem tied to the self-indulgence that always makes Jarmusch’s work seem listless yet obtrusive. Here, it comes in “microdoses,” the drug quotients preferred by Skye and Billy, the black exemplars of hip. Whether in New Jersey, Dublin, or Paris, these neo-hipsters all seem deracinated, like in the 2023 indie film Past Lives, which also served Jarmusch’s style of tired hipsterism in microdoses.
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>>217095429
what does the picture of Shaq have to do with jim jarmusch though
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>Jim Jarmusch is 72
wtf
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>>217095465
both are big guys (for me)
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>>217095193
>>217095293
Okay, I'll watch that one.
>>217095156
What's the difference between that and other Nosferatus? I watched the 1922 Nosferatu because of Spongebob lol
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>>217095488
The 2024 Nosferatu is quite boring imo; you're way better off with the other versions.
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>>217095488
the herzog one has kinksi as count orlok and it's pretty based plus that really sexy girl from possession
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>>217095469
Is he older or younger than you expected? He was only 27 when Permanent Vacation came out.
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>because of Spongebob
T.A.S. (The Absolute State)
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>>217095541
plus orlok's castle's architecture is a stupendous visual nod to the expressionism of 1922s 'feratu
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>>217095570
oh and all those real rats he got. I heard he got them from a lab and had them all painted grey, lol
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>>217095566
Waifufags are gone, and this is what you're left with.
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1922 'feratu: ending full of HOPE
'zog'feratu: PESSIMISTIC ending
eggers'feratu: haven't watched it
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>>217095592
It's actually better, if you can believe that
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>>217095562
older, for me he was 50 or so
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>>217095605
in terms of hotties though zog's beats them all
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>>217095592
They're getting banned?
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>>217095566
Early Spongebob is completely patrician.

>>217095608
Slowly, these threads are becoming great.

>>217095605
The Eggers ending is actually quite pornographic, one of the few things I liked about that movie.
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>>217095658
Think they just got tired of being constantly rejected I guess, plus the fact that no one falls for their bait anymore.
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Eggersferatu is one of the worst films I've seen in recent years. Lily-Rose Depp gave me secondhand embarrassment.
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>>217095697
I still need to see it but call me crazy but the meme webms we've all seen of her "acting", to me, weren't that bad. I found her to be making bold artistic choices in doing that. Very neoshamanic, I dare say
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>>217095488
>I watched the 1922 Nosferatu because of Spongebob lol
Watching the early seasons growing up only enhanced my viewing of Murnau's Nosferatu. Always found that fucker creepy because the end of Graveyard Shift was my only frame of reference.

>>217095592
>Waifufags are gone, and this is what you're left with.
Bitch you thought!
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>>217095781
Tbh, everyone acted like a fool in that movie, even The Green Goblin. I think it was a conscious decision to maybe make the movie more commercial with the cartoonish acting.
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Favorite Jarmusch kino?
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>>217095836
Stranger Than Paradise
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>>217095488
>I watched the 1922 Nosferatu because of Spongebob
Absolutely based.
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>>217095697
Why are people only capable of communicating in hyperbole?
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>>217095836
Ghost Dog, easily. Love that movie
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>>217095889
I wasn't being hyperbolic, I generally don't go out of my way to watch films I don't think I'll like.
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>>217095847
>>217095893
Good picks. It's really easy to forget how many great films the man has made. Pic related is my favorite but I feel like it's underrated in his filmography.
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>>217096015
isn't my favorite*
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>>217096015
Have you seen The Limits of Control? I know a lot of people don't like that one, but I've been meaning to check it out. Mainly because of the soundtrack.
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>>217096036
Yeah, I have. It's a movie that on paper I should've really liked, but I couldn't really get into it despite the interesting premise and execution. It looks and sounds really cool at least. I'd say it's worth checking out if you're into slow cinema and stylish movies. I'd describe it as anti-spy film.
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>>217096015
Liked the vibes of this one and the ending
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>>217095867
I'm out, bye bitches
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>>217096198
Be sure to watch the early seasons of Spongebob while on your /film/ hiatus.
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Essential Venezuela kinos?
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The first three seasons of SpongeBob and the movie are /film/.
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O CHEWY
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>>217096379
Sicario.
Thread theme https://youtu.be/ZzTbwapAdtU?si=MFTEjtQHxyWBJXWI
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>>217095801
>Always found that fucker creepy because the end of Graveyard Shift was my only frame of reference.
It creeped me out too when I was little. That flickering scene in Spongebob stayed with me for years then I became curious where it's from when I was going through other old movies once I was older.
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idk man i was big into jarmusch when i was a hipster college kid. now it just feels like cringeworthy faggotry
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>>217095469
felt this when I realized Kiyoshi Kurosawa is 70
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>>217096844
It is.
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>>217097267
>le comedically slow karate for some reason
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Made my performative 'boxd profile and farmed some followers. This all feels very gay desu. This subculture of film taste as a substitute for a personality is pretty vapid and lame. Anyway, i'll write some reviews now, at least I have a profile I can show people if they ask.
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Stop your messing around (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah)
Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah)
Creating problems in town (ah-ah-ah)
Rudy
A message to you, Rudy
A message to you
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>>217096844
>it just feels like cringeworthy faggotry
I kind of like Permanent Vacation for this reason
otherwise I guess his appearance on Fishing with John is funny
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THERE'S A LITTLE BLACK SPOT ON THE SUN TOOOOOODAY
(THAT'S MY SOUL UP THEEEEEEEEERE)
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>>217097383
Post it.
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>>217097385
Films for this feel?
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>>217097385
I like the trombone on that song.
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>>217097523
That song is my theme song this year.
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>>217097383
yeah i feel like a real faggot even logging in there. admittedly it is fun though.

i think if anyone i knew irl ever found out i had a profile there id have no choice but to kms instantly
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>>217097487
This.
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>>217086499
dogshit
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>>217097625
You are a real faggot.
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>>217097763
now watch Sirāt
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>>217097763
>watching films from recent times
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>>217097839
no u
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>>217097763
This means it was probably really good
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>>217097912
>zero camera movement while characters yell at eachother in iranian goatfucker language
really exciting
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>>217097986
Well fuck you I just bought tickets for this movie tomorrow night. Fuck you. I’m going to love this movie just to spite you.
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>>217098013
>bought
but its free already
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>>217098013
I-it was just an accident…
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>>217098023
I don’t like to consume movies at home if I don’t have to.
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>>217098041
Why are you feeding the troll lil bro?
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I luv it was just an accident. Real good flick.
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I luv bigger than life. Real good flick.
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I watched Bigger Than Life on my computer monitor and the actors were, in fact, substantially smaller than life. Nicholas Ray is an absolute fucking hack.
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>>217098060
>not liking some iranian shit flick about a bunch of retards yelling at eachother with porn-tier cinematography
Just watch Incendies.
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>>217097487
I'm afraid I can't because this website houses jobless schizos who will happily spend hours trying to dox you. I have a couple of IRL friends on mine and it wouldn't be fair to them.
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Iranian cinema is incredibly overrated by arthouse circles, absolute turds getting standing ovations and essays just because they're from iran, it's like the thing / thing (japan) meme
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YA-DIG?
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Kino, I'm afraid.
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>>217097383
how did you get even a single follower
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>>217098133
idk there's that one famous iranian guy that makes some pretty good indie fair but yeah as a country its overrated
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>>217098202
Not that anon, but I write somewhat thorough and detailed reviews for movies (really more just stream of thought) which makes even my weakest ones stand out in the crowd of line overused jokes. I've gained around 4-5 followers just randomly who liked a review I left for a movie.
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How does he do it bros?
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>>217098225
>>217098133
Kiarostami is a fantastic director. Not familiar with Iranian cinema outside of him, but his stuff is really good.
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>>217098245
The whole length = depth delusion. A classic
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>>217098270
>Kiarostami
Yeah that's the one guy I was thinking of. He is pretty good
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>>217098276
Nowhere in my post did I mention anything about length.
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>>217098023
yes we understand you download it and watch it on your 11 year old lenovo laptop screen

experiencing it at the cinema is a significant improvement faggot
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>>217098303
Don't get defensive
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>>217098368
Aha.
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>>217098441
No need to nervous laugh, we're all friends here
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RIP Bruce Lee RIP Yusaku Matsuda RIP Brandon Lee
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>>217098133
AHHHHHHHH KINO FROM A NATION OF INBREDS ACTING LIKE ITS 1682 AHHHH IM GOING CRAZY AHHH
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Here are the /film/ birthdays for January 3rd. A fruitful harvest!

Happy birthday Josephine Hull (b. 1877)
Happy birthday ZaSu Pitts (b. 1894)
Happy birthday Dorothy Arzner (b. 1897)
Happy birthday Marion Davies (b. 1897)
Happy birthday Pola Negri (b. 1897)
Happy birthday Anna May Wong (Wong Liu Tsong) (b. 1905)
Happy birthday Ray Milland (b. 1907)
Happy birthday John Sturges (b. 1910)
Happy birthday Robert Flemyng (b. 1912)
Happy birthday Bill Gold (b. 1921)
Happy birthday John Russell (b. 1921)
Happy birthday Sergio Leone (b. 1929)
Happy birthday Eddie Egan (b. 1930)
Happy birthday Marpessa Dawn (b. 1934)

And the /film/ obituaries for January 3rd. A pitiful harvest!

Rest in peace Jack Pickford (d. 1933, aged 36, from "progressive multiple neuritis which attacked all the nerve centers")
Rest in peace Victor Sjöström (d. 1960, aged 80, from undisclosed causes)
Rest in peace Betty Harte (d. 1965, aged 82, from undisclosed causes)
Rest in peace Aleksandr Abdulov (d. 2008, aged 54, from lung cancer)
Rest in peace Sergiu Nicolaescu (d. 2013, aged 82, from surgery complications)
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>>217098788
>Happy birthday Sergio Leone (b. 1929)
Why does no one ever talk about pic related? I'd never even heard of this movie until a few weeks ago and I've seen most of Leone's movies.
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>>217098788
>from lung cancer
as all the old bros do
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>megaautist, smoothhands, machill54, amaranth, dropout_bear, steakbro, jackieray, originalname3, nosaj, vulva, aeltbx, Fabs, creamy, synt, ptabro, link_gorro, miranna, alessandro74, healey, coryburning, mollykins, cassiecakes, pupkin, dontpokethebear, thegri1fter, 27amdi34, lozjudai, ivanovsky, sheepo, rostova, bel, pinheadlarry, tttaub, juleskickflip, belisarius
how many do you recognize? or are you a tourist?
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>>217098788
>Rest in peace Jack Pickford (d. 1933, aged 36, from "progressive multiple neuritis which attacked all the nerve centers")
Damn, that must've sucked.
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>>217098559
*smooch*
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>>217098860
>"I have lived more than most men, and I am tired — so tired!" These were the last words whispered by Jack on his death bed.
Yeah it probably sucked.
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>>217098855
saw your post in the last thread as well. obsessing over namefags like this could be the gayest thing ive seen on here in a thread where literal fags have unironic conversations about sucking cocks
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>>217098855
No one from that laundry list posts here anymore so I don't get why you keep bring it up.
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>>217098972
You're goddamn right.
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>>217098133
Iran, LOL just LOL. Why do zoomers think it is some sort of heaven when it is a backward Sharia law poophole theocracy.
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>>217099083
No one thinks that.
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>>217099083
It's a theocracy in name only everyone in Tehran is doing blow and partying and drinking alcohol (oooh no behead them!) don't believe what you read in the papers
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>>217098972
>>217098997
>>217099060
because I am on the list and I am looking for attention
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>>217099140
If you want us to follow you so bad just tell us which one
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>>217098202
I'm a nice guy
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>>217099136
Spent 30 days there. It is definitely very backwards. You cant even sit next to a woman on the bus. They will rearrange the whole freaking bus just so you cant sit next to her. This process takes several minutes and occurs every single time a new male boards the bus. Iranian mores, not even once. I wasnt even trying to date your women, chill
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>>217099262
I am smoothhands AKA the prophet of kino (resident /lbg/ patrician)
>>217098202
>>217099447
if you are on letterboxd for a decade they just show up
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>>217099693
Come to Tehran habibi
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>>217099725
The ugliest city in human history? No, thanks. Never again. Iran is cool though. Yazd, Shiraz and Esfahan were nice.
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tfw no trad persian gf
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>>217099811
I show you a good time. You'll be praising the shah the whole way back on the plane
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>>217099693
That would make the perverse sex all the more satisfying. Think about it.
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love perverse sex
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Love surrealist erotic movies
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>>217100135
What are some
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>>217100141
Night of 1,000 Sexes
The Naked Vampire
Successive Slidings of Pleasure
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excuse me you were suppose to give me (smoothhands) attention
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>>217100238
will you follow me back tho
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>>217100300
unlikely but I will review your profile and consider it
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>>217100344
nah I don't play that
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>>217100344
worth a shot
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>>217100363
and thats why you will never know kino
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Kill yourselves.
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https://letterboxd.com/freequeso/ needs to watch more films
>FreeQueso has watched 6 films released in the 1920s matching your filters.
shorts don't count
КИHO lives in the soul, DIG IT!
nice pfp if you drew it, if not, trash pfp
>only a single film logged in 2026
start by watching more films again
i peg you for 25. and Ill peg you if you talk back
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>>217100580
I just turned 29 today.
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>>217100580
>https://letterboxd.com/freequeso/
Based Harperchad
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>>217100649
Sex
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did you just post that guys profile without his consent?
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>>217098364
Cinemas ruin the experience especially for slow Films like this
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>only a single film logged in 2026
it's jan 3rd so that makes sense
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ive also only seen 1 film this year
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I've seen 0 films this year, lol. I'm busy and still haven't decided on what my first kino should be.
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>>217100645
I turned 29 in August.
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>>217100805
>>217100852
the smooth, smoothhands (me) has logged 3 this year. I also watched penis boy but did not log.
if you want to kino you have to know HOW to kino. its a process. you work at it. you reach ever further into the infinite and try to catch a glimpse to bring back with you
>>217100645
>29
4 years of arrested development
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>>217100906
>what my first kino should be.
Resurrection
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I watched a hitchcock film with my mum and forgot about the random oepidal scenes that come out of nowhere
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>>217100645
You need to break that neck before 30, it's easy if you try.
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>>217100645
>>217100932
I'm 49, divorced.
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>>217098788
You forgot Harperbro
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>>217100645
Happy birthday!
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>>217101078
Thanks, loser.
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>>217101054
She's in a better place
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>>217101115
My bed.
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>>217101054
Do you feel completely abandoned and lost?
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>>217101229
RIP Stipetic
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>>217101251
Eat cyanide in his honor.
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>>217100951
I don't care about any of that, smoothbrain. I just wanted to see if you'd follow back, from one /film/bro to another. It's the principle behind it… I was actually anticipating a dress-down so that was priceless.

>>217100932
Nice.

>>217101078
Thanks a lot, friend :) I'll make sure to return the favor in two weeks.
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>>217101465
I think you should retire from both movies and life.
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>>217101465
That pic was taken during her 20th birthday, right?
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>>217101465
Is the Synapse 4K release of Suspiria worth getting?
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>>217100645
Thought you were turning 30 already.
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>>217101719
Ask someone who knows.
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>>217100965
H-hot.
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Imagine having tourettes. Fucking SHIT! FUCK!
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>>217100965
Give that bit.. woman what she deserves.
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>>217101719
Yeah, it's the best transfer
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>>217101823
Hahaha, such is life!
>Shit.
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Suspiria isn't even that good, you guys are fucking retarded.
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>Nigger!
Sorry, tourettes.
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If you consider anything by Lynch to be all-time best, you're fucking retarded.
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If you consider anything by Lynch to be all-time best, you're based and correct.
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De Palma and Cronenberg are:
a) /film/
b) not /film/
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I consider Mulholland Drive and Suspiria to both be top 50 movies of all time.
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Modern cinephilia is fucking retarded. None of you even like technicolor classics because you're fucking retarded.
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>>217102162
>Videodrome, Scanners, Crash, Naked Lunch, The Fly
>Phantom of the Paradise, Blow Out, Dressed to Kill, Body Double
a), your honor.
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Cronenberg's most /film/ stuff is his late career arthouse schlock like Cosmopolis but nobody likes that stuff
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>>217102169
Yeah, but everyone knows you're a fucking idiot, so what's the fucking point.
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>>217102219
True.
It's shitkino.
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>>217102219
Naked Lunch is his most /film/, but Cosmopolis is definitely underrated.
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>>217102185
"Classics" are largely worthless. I piss on westerns. I shit on noirs. I'd much rather watch a Belgian housewife do her chores.
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Yawn.
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>>217102357
That's fucking retarded.
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*blends noir and western together seamlessly*
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>>217102452
Looks dreadful.
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>>217101199
I'm... Isolated.
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>>217102452
>Sayles
I once made a post here asking for people's takes on Matewan and nobody replied.
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>>217095293
>>217095193
Just finished it. Fucking goofy vampires? Lol
The Salma scenes were hot, but they ruined it by making her into an ugly monster. Just turn her into a sexy vampire.
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>>217102553
Nail polish also contributed to it being ruined (though to a lesser extent).
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>>217101719
Absolutely.

>>217102169
>>217102189
Based.
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>woman gets out of a relationship
>have instant unlimited access to rebounds off tinder
>your friends call you to arrange sleepovers where you can gossip and eat ice cream and watch movies
>have multiple orbiters offer a shoulder to cry on that you don't even have to fuck

>man gets out of a relationship
>no one gives a shit
>get drunk alone and want to die until you forget about her
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>>217102658
What film is this?
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>>217096844
You're still a hipster and a faggot, fuck off
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>>217102671
my diary desu (2026)
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>>217097385
For me, it's Ghost Town
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I jerked off to that scene in The Brown Bunny and I jerked off to that scene in Irreversible. Wat nou?
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bakin
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>>217102730
Cunt
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>>217102730
What's the edish?
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>>217102730
Make it a hot woman and a gun.
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>>217102716
*smooch*
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bring back the waifuniggers, the new niggers are fucking plebs and retards, I don't like them
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>>217102785
Put your manners back in.
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>>217102785
Are you blind by chance?
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>>217102785
Waifufags are/were the only ones willing to discuss films and actually write posts longer than one line
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>>217102357
That's a based take if I saw one.

>>217102553
I agree. Take a hot Salma for your troubles.

>>217102716
Unironically delving deeper into hardcore porn then trying it out irl. I did so recently, but the bitch scammed me.
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>>217102816
Sure, waifufag.
Waifufags are the Nicolás Maduros' of /film/, and I'm glad to see them become a minority more and more, kinda like jews. Fuck them.
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sagabona
kunjani wena
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>>217102850
This is a philosemetic general and you already knew that, witless contrarian.
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>>217102785
Don't like these newfags either.
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>>217102927
No one gives a fuck, lil nigga. Your time as king of /film/ / janitor of /film/ is over. Fuck you and your shitty forced memes.
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>>217102945
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>>217102956
Bravo, I applaud putting wannabe niggas in their places
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Yawn.
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bump
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>>217086499
>Most iconic stunt in a /film/?

Fire hose stunt in picrel is scarier than, but not as iconic as, the clock stunt in "Safety Last"



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