Avatar: Fire & Ash GeneralLocal tail editionPreviously on Pandora: >>217084237
two threads!
eywa has heard you
>>217093791+1 for real bread
>>217093830This one was first.Also my edition is funnier.
do they still have nipples in the new movies? i dont recall seeing a nipslip compilation of either one as opposed to the original
So how do we feel about the "fire retardant war paint" theory?
>>217093791We need satanic navisMuslim navisNavi religion wars (cruzades)Navi racial warAfrican navis (water navis look afroamerican navies).We can say that the first navies are mexican navies
>>217093878>>217086839Retarded
>>217093916imagine a banking clan
I want Varang and Neytiri to fight over me while I try to reassure them that there’s enough of me to go around.
three threads!
W-what do the human soldiers do with captured na'vi women? Do you think they abuse them :-(
>>217093971Must make more Recoms and cloning is expensive
>Ok Sigourney let's try that again, this time make your moans more sexual. See if you can include a sort of, humping motion
>>217093877Yes.
>>217093753tbhonest mri found mild brain damage that revoked my ability to sleep
>>217094034
>>217094055well wheres the compilation then
>>217093922He covered himself in oil. At that point even if the paint is fire retardant it won't do much.
>>217093877There's full naked neytiri tiddies in A3, if only from the side. Someone will have the blurry screenshot.
>>217093971of course not, that's illegal
>>217094034>Avatar 4: Kiri's aged up and her appearance looks more and more like Grace>She has a massive unkempt bush constantly poking out of her Na'vi thong
>>217093917>Neytiri... ...was epicYes I agree
>>217093961Four fours
>>217094061and short term memory is shot too, no memory of november desu
>>217093791Pants that shows your butt?>>217093830Because of gooners
>>2170938561 nipple is not covered
>>217094242>he's never heard of chaps
>>217094288
>>217093791Test
Pril toasting in an ebin bread!
>>217094330>mfw pril plush
>>217093856WHAT. IS. THE. POINT. OF. THESE. ROPE. TOPS. just give them clothes or dont ffs. This is ridiculous
>>217094330>post time-skip Pril will be Tuk's age>Tuk will be Lo'ak's and Kiri's age>Lo'ak and Kiri will be adults>Jake & Neytiri will be getting visibly olderBros...
>>217094479>Spider and Kiri's kid will be Pril's age
>>217094473Cameron was doing the absolute minimum necessary to keep his PG-13 rating.
>>217094473I don't think the Na'vi have invented weaving.
>>217094479>Grandma Neytiri
>>217094479>>217094479>>217094505Tuk gets put on babysitting duty>"Oh so that's how it feels"
>>217094479>Tuk and Kiri growing upSigh....... well, as long as there are other young Na'vi girls, it will be fine, I guess.......
Reminder Mansk isn't dead. He just fucked off to grill Yerik burgers and sip on jungle juice
>>217094567>Guyyysss, don't leave me here alone with the baby! What happened to Sullys stick together?!
>>217094539Lmao ill just assume this
>>217094588
>>217094567>Tuuuuuuk I'm tired and hungry>Tuuuuuuk you can't leave me by myself
>>217094473So their tiddies don't bounce and jiggle and wiggle all over the place when they do acrobatics. It would be very distracting. For you.
EYWA HAS SPOKEN
>>217094676What tits. Theyre all a cups
>>217094539> I don't think the Na'vi have invented weavingShalom, pinkskin
>>217094725>expelled from almost 120 clans
>>217094539>>217094626yuu do not know de wae of de Na'vi
>>217094725Bet these guys are in charge of the server rooms too.
Nobody can be a trader without being LE JOOZ! Such mindrot kek
How complex a civilization can you have without breaking Eywas rules. You can build pretty big wooden buildings without nails, horticulture can boost your food supply etc
>>217094836It's just bantz lil bro don't get so butthurt
>>217094763https://youtu.be/cAQSZhazYk8?si=FEECgDenWYOZ7e2t&t=19
>>217093856Would
>>217094920Honestly would the sniper bitch from the Ubislop game dlc.
>>217093791I watched Way of Water the other day at home and thought it was alright. Just got out of Fire and Ash in theaters and honestly I can't tell if it was because I saw it in 3D on the big screen, but god damn I really liked it. I honestly wonder if I would've liked WoW better if I saw it in theaters.
>>217093856absolutely trad
>>217094864>47 years oldDon't care, still wouldn't pull out
>>217094031based beyond belief
>>217094900damn niggas were zesty as hell back then
>>217094864>flashed her butt as a Christmas giftBasée
>>217094703Will it hit 2 billion tho?
>>217095017There's a couple of pics of her tanning topless, very, very nice titties for a slender woman in her 40s
I can’t stop thinking about Neytiri being forced to watch as a Tuk sucks and fucks over 100 human men all over Jake’s corpse then at the end they force Tuk to fuck Lo’ak and she can’t help but notice how tiny and unsatisfying his cock is compared to human cock.
>>217094479>Ney and Jake will have twins
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XaEIgZqUsEI rewatched TWOW a couple of days ago and Neteyam's death scene was really fucked up for a "family friendly" blockbuster. Kudos to Zoe, her screams haunt your soul.
>>217094330Dying lady gave Pril to Neytiri to raise but then at the end you see Pril with the chief guy. Who’s raising this baby?
>>217095142Tsireya, Aonung and Tonowari
>>217095126I love how Jim doesn't even give the kid time to speak, he just dies after saying "dad I"
>>217095077Forgot to post a link, I believe those pics were taken when she was about 42-43: https://pixhost.to/gallery/DP3Ex
>>217095089Can we not?
>>217095089Fuck you.
>>217095200Yeah, usually you expect a farewell speech, like with Tsu'tey. Not here. Bled to death before he could even finish his sentence
>>217094864
>>217094953> I honestly wonder if I would've liked WoW better if I saw it in theaters.You definitely would have
Have we hit a billion yet?
>>217095472Yeah, hit it todayWeekend numbers will be reported tomorrow evening though, maybe $1.1B until then
>>217095517It took WoW six weeks to hit 2 billion. So if FaA keeps pace we should expect it to hit 2 billion by the beginning of February.
>>217095517>The Way of Water hits $1 billion in 14 days>Fire and Ash hits $1 billion in 15 days after a much lower opening>yet Fire and Ash is a massive disappointment that's going to kill the series
>>217093830Hey cute!
>>217095716I do think 4 and 5 will happen but Jim will direct some other movie before that, he seemed burned out desu
>>217095695extremely based
>>217095731>spelling mistakeit's over
>>217095739Kind of wild to think that he wanted to have like, 7 sequels out by now. Honestly I wonder how much Avatar 2 would've made had it come out 2 or 3 years after the first.
>>217095739He does want to do the Hiroshima-Nagasaki double survivor movie
Office Lady Varang!
>>217094588>final Avengers: Doomsday promo trailer comes on>Mansk Will Return in Avatar 4
Humanity's answer to Eywa
>>217095787
>>217095787I liked how she held up the IFF badge like it was a talisman
Did someone say local tail? Some rough bush?
>>217095787head of HR
>>217093834Looks comfy
>>217095787cute!CUTE!
>>217095739He's 71. Does he have time to direct other movies if he wants to finish Avatar? He's already set to be 77 by the time Avatar 5 comes out if there are no delays, not to mention the other cast members aging.
>>217095787>>217095821>Anon, we have to speak about your monthly perfomance, please step into my office-tent...
in the futurewhite people can jump
>>217095905>shoot A4 and 5 in one go>start rendering, shoot something else in the meantimeThe only way to do it really
If A4 or A5 doesn't give us the good guys getting into space and crashing an ISV into Bridgehead I'm gonna be mad. Show us what happens when that anti-matter fuel blows up. Nuke that shit from orbit.
>>217095917
>>217095905I just hope he won't go senile like Ridley and start ruining his legacy...
>>217095787>tfw DEI hiring at RDA is out of control
>>217095905It's ok, AI will cure aging
>>217095787>>217095917>>217095946
>>217095930Yes, basically how they shot A2 and A3. They have like a third of A4 shot already too.
>>217096020>that Quaritch faceA woman drew this
>>217095971To be fair at this point Ridley Scott has been bad longer than he was good
>>217095787This is a DEI decision I'm fully behind
Damn, you guys weren't lying about some people just not being able to undertsand why people like these movies. I'm in no way saying that Avatar movies are some genius examples of storytelling for connoisseurs, not at all. But he says without a hint of irony in his voice that he genuinely hates these films and doesn't understand why so many people love them. What causes this? Why would an adult man in his mid-40s not understand why a movie saga that promotes family values, caring about your environment and close knit community draws audiences into theaters? I mean, it's completely fine if he doesn't like these films, but he calls them insulting, and this is just objectively wrong. At no point do these movies insult its audience' intelligence the way some other billion dollar movies. He even says that Avatar series is worse than Jurassic Park sequels in many areas. Really? I'm not mad at him hating the stuff I like, but he seems completely serious in this video.
>>217096032Obviously. He's weirdly popular with the ladies.
>>217095602How many billies is that?
>computer, create Avatar 4 and 5 and make them awesomeDone.
>>217096073
>>217095820Varang's previous life
>>217096090>best I can do is make it marvel slop
>>217095905He can do it since Jim is putting himself into a real avatar
>>217095205I wish they modeled Neyney's nipples after hers
>>217096085Women sneak glances at big biceps the way men do at big boobasIt's not weird at all
>>217096073Doug has never been known for having the best and most well thought out opinions, especially when he's not using the Nostalgia Critic persona. I remember when he talked about Rango, he just couldn't let go of the fact that the film had a "liar revealed" moment and let it weigh down his opinion of it heavily.
>>217095917>you enter and she locks the door and looks at you like thiswyd?
>>217096073He's upset because his childhood (superheroes and Star Wars) have been surpassed by a "normie" movie.
>>217093830No cultural impact https://x.com/meiguhuoxing1/status/2006991636468011182
>>217094539>>217094725also in AFOP the Aranahae are weavers and dyers that's like their whole thing.Honestly speaking of AFOP. Which takes place on the western frontier. I would love to see one or all of the other clans from the game appear, even if it's just for a quick cutaway. Specifically the Zeswa, Mongolian-esque plains people are based and are probably the most unique from the game.
>>217096085>He's weirdly popular with the ladiesWeirdly? He's a fucking pimp, he was making moves on Varang even while he was in mortal danger from the moment they met, and that's on top of looking like a blue catman greek god with iron willpower.
>>217095917>getting knocked over by the new HR hire in the lunch room
>>217096063
>>217096244how does she do this...
>>217096244>she started to fall for him when he actually resisted in a way none of her other victims didThis is some Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS shit
>>217096286Sex
>>217096286Exactly what she’s doing to people with this isn’t really explained. Seems to be some kind of mind rape.
>>217096344We know that it creates a connection between two na'vi (or anything else really) and that those bonded share each others' senses but can also exchange memories as seen with Lo'ak and Payakan. Maybe she's figured out how to pull all their worst experiences up to the surface like a dementor?
>>217096344>>217096390and theres fuckin electricity too for some reason
>>217096423Well that's just how signals travel in the body
>>217096423Anon you have electricity
Sullys stick together!
Lesbianshttps://x.com/thalamus1234/status/2005438256348066174
RDA bros heads up!
>>217095820>femchud"I am OWED a human bf"
>>217096472Nah. Avatar is for hetero chads only
>>217096472More like Fire and Gash
>>217096472>not if I have anything to say about it
>>217096494>femchudThat's neytiri
>>217096514fuuuuu imagine if Varang was a redhead albino navi
Watched it for the third time today. Took my parents for their first cinema visit in over 10 years (they hate it and have said no to coming with me dozens of times, but they understood that this film is worth seeing in 3D on a big screen). They loved it and the screening was still full on the third weekend.
>>217096729Should clarify that my parents hated the cinema, not Avatar. This film single handedly changed their minds about the big screen.
I've never watched an Avatar movie but I thought it was supposed to be commentary on the Iraq war or something stupid like that. At least that's what I heard when the first movie came out, now it's just jeets and furries who talk about it. What happened?
>>217096244>>217096304The way he puts the magazine into the rifle that she's holding in her arms, the way he's touching her shoulder while mentoring her. Quaritch is a ladies man through and through
>>217096782Don't worry about it
>>217096472go back from wence you came and onions over yuri on xitter. you have plenty of likeminded people there.also on a more serious note... speaking of gays. I wonder if they exist in the n'avi. Does the planetary ecological connection to eywa make gays non-existent because reproduction is so prioritized? >>217096542might be onto something. If Eywa is a living embodiment of Padora's nature/the Environment itself, She's probably very utilitarian species-wise.Nah, but being realistic they probably exist. (even if it's just to make investors happy). I'm surprised we haven't seen any yet. Cameron could be a giant troll and end up making the utopian naturalist cat people homophobic for some reason. Or just state that homosexuality is much more rare among the na'vi compared to humans. That would really cause a shitstorm. But regarding queers, closest I know of is Okul in AFOP being (probably) NB. And I think there was one side quest that hinted at lesbians in a very roundabout way.
>>217095602I think the projection is 1.7-1.9 billion but this shit's got stronger legs than WoW and its stronger character focus makes it more accessible.
>>217096782It's more North American Indians vs British/Americans. None of it's really similar thematically to Iraq
>>217096798I wanna shoot my personal thunder right inside her ovulating womb.
>>217096246If there any drawfags in this thread please put her in this outfit >>217095787 while she stands over pepe
>>217096857oh it's realhttps://x.com/IMAX/status/2007497185600868764
>>217096230Hot ngl.
>>217096472Never ever. No fags allowed.
>>217096230>No cultural impactI'm only seeing goth chicks on the rise.My theater was full of em, some of them working.
>>217094539Did you miss the entire villages and airships made of woven twine?
>>217096887Slow down Quaritch.
I just started playing Frontiers of Pandora and my character is totally a lesbian.
>>217097024There ain't no slowin down and there ain't no pullin out!
Is this slop worth watching on iMax?
>>217097072there is no way he doesn't come back with a burnt face in 5 years after Varang swooped him.
>>217097103He'll have burns in the same place where his original had those scars from that mean Venezuelan bush.
>>217097078the most /tv/ reply of all time.>should I go watch something that I clearly already don't like? You ain't blue enough pinkskin.
Celebrating $1B with Neyney's booty
>>217097103he will come back like this>we backed up your navi memories and combined them with your pinkskin colonel memories and we uploaded them again into another body for you ok... try not to go insane.
>>217097078Avatar and Dune are imax only films
>>217097078Yes. It’s great in IMAX. Worth the watch.
>>217097103>>217097126I expect his scars and burns to be pretty minor from a combo fire retardant paint plus Varang probably rescuing him. She also should be the most qualified Na'vi when it comes to treating burns.
>>217095815so did Neytiri. Cute tribal mannerism!
>>217096798>covers her ears earlyyeah she's been through some shit
How many fish are in the seaOne, twoHow many birds are in the airOne, two, three
>>217096482Please Jake I need this [beep]My tsahik is kind of hometreeless I live with the RDA I’m tryna help her out
>>217096798He's getting to live out the fantasy of putting a lifetime of knowledge into a healthy young body. I think all but the most cringe of us would have game in that scenario. Or maybe I'm just speaking for myself, idk.
>>217097209This is extremely likely. I don't think he'll come out unscathed, but he won't look like a freak either.
>>217096798<3
What would sex with a na'vi girl feel like without an avatar body?Can you imagine the leglock? The cuddles after?
I think Varang is overrated. sure she's cool, but she's waifubait. I still love Kiri. I'm excited to see her character arc. oorrrrrr I really want them to introduce a REAL hippie clan that's extremely free-spirited compared to the other clans. Maybe they could have like jester iconography, or be really savvy with plants. Flowerchild hippie waifu when.
Lo'ak gets his ikran and ilu both killed in this movie he needs to chill. Kiri loses her ikran and is very emotional over it but Lo'ak doesn't care.
>>217097414>oorrrrrr I really want them to introduce a REAL hippie clan that's extremely free-spirited compared to the other clansThat’s the Tulkun
>>217097418he's used to getting things killed
>>217097405>the demand for hybrid skyman children rises
>>217097418This bugged me a lot too. I was also annoyed when neytiri just magically got a new identical green ikran to replace Sze'sze that died in the first movie. What happened to all of that bonding mysticism? I felt worse when my pet hamster died as a kid - no tentacle bond required.
>>217097418Lo'ak is depressed, he'll bottle up his feelings and get extremely emo about it in the next movie.
>>217097253cute
>>217097475its been like 13+ years, there was no appropriate time to show Ney reacting to her car being vandalized.
>>217097475they don't really seem to care for all the mounts that get killed or wounded. sure there are one or two scenes of them empathising but they never try to go back to save them like they do for other Na'vis.
>>217097414I like Varang but more as a side character, I don't want her to become a main villain or anything more prominent. Kiri is fantastic, I love that she is weird and clearly not a normal Na'vi just from hearing her voice, from the moment she showed up in TWOW you can tell something is off about her even if they only revealed it way later. She has a strange mental maturity too that makes you forget she is just a kid barely older than Lo'ak.
>>217097418>>217097475>>217097545The turnover rate of Na’vi mounts in this franchise gets worse with every installment
>>217096073>He even says that Avatar series is worse than Jurassic Park sequels in many areasDude thought The Wall was aimed at Gen Xers who would be have been kids at the time it came out when it was aimed at Boomers who were in the 20's. He has some really dumb takes on movies. Avatar isn't the greatest thing, but at least it's an original idea and not an existing IP turned into a movie, remake/sequel decades later or something banking on nostalgia for a decade
Is still Lore that earth has way more advanced weapons but the RDA isn't allowed/can't use them for reasons?
>>217097589It has to. The normie audience is tired of seeing the world and just wants to see the war get serious and people die, which inherently means animals die too. The Na'vi were never going to win this, it's just down to how many people/animals die before they surrender to live on reservations governed by the humans.
>>217097670more advanced weapons cost more to license for their 3d printers. They're trying to make money.
>>217097683>it's just down to how many people/animals die before they surrender to live on reservations governed by the humans.They’re not going to make five >$1bn movies just for that to be the ending, get real
>>217093856nice tits
>>217097670The humans could literally sit kilometers away, in the dead of night and snipe the Na'vi with impunity. The Na'vi would have zero ability to strike back or see where it's coming from as all their comrade's heads explode. The humans are almost always playing with kid gloves and not trying to genocide the Na'vi. When they get serious, they use ISV's to blast a hole into the forest and make a base that the Na'vi could never hope to make a dent in (unless plot armor allows Neytiri to sneak inside of course).
>>217093856For me it's the shy mangkwat who cowers when Quaritch shows up for a drink at the campfire
>>217097670The RDA uses mostly old tech because they are proven and also cheaper. For example the Samson helicopter from the first film has been in use on Earth for a hundred years during the events of that film. Also the RDA is limited by Earth with regards to what weapons they are allowed to have. They are just a megacrop not a government agency or military force so some weapons are just prohibited for them to have.
>>217097735You get real, dude. The second movie established that they can't stop the humans, all they could do was run. The third movie reinforced that. Even with all their clans together, they can't defeat a human fleet. Pandora was always going to be lost and this will have a downer ending. The point we have all speculated it is leading up to is the survivors fleeing to Earth to try to start anew or reignite Eywa there.
>>217097552I swear I'm not a pedophile.I just find Sigourney weaver hot....I'm not like those tuk sickos.James Cameron you bastard. Joking aside I really hope they do a time skip for the next movie, seeing Kiri, Tsireya, Lo'ak, and some of the other younger characters older and trained well enough to actually fight well against the RDA would be incredibly kino. The real question is who would use traditional na'vi weapons, and who would use human weapons. Also a timeskip would bring us the seeing what a more advanced resistance vs an entrenched RDA would be like.
>>217097692They're in open warfare with the Na'vi at this point. Why not just identify their villages and strongholds and just High Altittude bomb them? Or better yet cruise missile them?That would be a lot cheaper than a years long attrition war
>>217097854Maybe they will. Avatar 4 is supposed to be the one Jim wanted to make the most. And each movie gets darker with more violence. It just took two decades to get to this point in the story.
>>217097854Probably because politicians back on Earth don't want to be accused by their constituents to be in support of a genocide against a peaceful alien race that we have invaded and abused for their world's resources. The only intelligent life humans have found so far. Pretty sure there are still many people on Earth who would revolt if things went that far.
>>217097797>Also the RDA is limited by Earth with regards to what weapons they are allowed to have. They are just a megacrop not a government agency or military force so some weapons are just prohibited for them to have.As if dystopian and essentially cyberpunk megacorp would have any problems to ship some real firepower off earth
>>217097923>As if dystopian and essentially cyberpunk megacorp would have any problems to ship some real firepower off earthI would say it's pretty likely that A4 and 5 will be about exactly that push where the powers that be finally give the green light to drop bigger hammers on the Navi.
>>217097854They probably will now that they have been attacked by multiple clans and had their whaling operations permanently ruined with the tulkun starting to fight. The RDA up until now has been reasonably smart (despite what people say about them) by just focusing on getting the resources they want and avoiding unnecessary conflict. But now they can't avoid it anymore.
>>217097914I think >>217097923 is right, I'm pretty sure a corp that is capable of private interstellar travel to other habitable planets, would be more than capable to get some nukes off world or possibly even build them themselvesHell you could even just attach some boosters to a big rock and just hurl it at the planet, boom extinction level event
>>217097774A man of good tastes, I see.
>>217097030>I just started playing Frontiers of PandoraJust bought it a few hours ago. I like the game so far and it looks gorgeous, but I want to strangle picrelated every time she opens her mouth. She's the definition of a millennial writing, quirk chungus, lol so random bitch.It's noticeable that the dialogue wasn't written by Cameron
>Me pondering if eywa is able to stop a thermonuclear warhead going mach 27 on a hypersonic glide vehiclehttps://youtu.be/VwJTSEMZtto?si=1yP5XHuuGeb46p-3&t=820
>>217097999Lmao, just noticed that I downloaded this pic from google pics and it was pulled from a reddit thead called "priya chen is the best character in the game imo". Of course those faggots like her, kek
>>217097854they need the plausible deniability for the humans back on earth for funding. The RDA is mainly a mega-corp and mining conglomerate that is slowly turning into a PMC because the planet is fighting back. Most people back on earth don't know the full extent of what's going on with the RDA on pandora. If I had to guess all they know via propaganda and exclusion is probably "the RDA has begun mining operations on Pandora, and some of the local violent tribes have been attacking the RDA's operations for no reason and recruiting terrorists!"If they just started ordering a bunch of explicitly offensive things like anti-personnel ordnance, the people and governments back on earth would definitely raise an eye. Most of the RDA's weapons and equipment are justified through their use in resource extraction and defense of said resource extraction. All of the killing they do is off the books and all in "self defense"
>>217096549
>>217098022I don't think there is a central bit of Eywa you can bomb. there isn't in the sci-fi book Cameron got the idea from.
>>217097999>>217098048I almost have the game 100%'d (besides the DLC's) That's why the side content is better than the main story. The less time you spend around the resistance HQ's the better in my opinion.The game suffers from the same thing as the movies. The worldbuilding and attention to detail is amazing, the sidemissions, sidecharacters, gathering, hunting, and outpost clearing is the real meat and potatoes. But the writing and mainline story is still just meh.
I think the RDA has been hoping to avoid an all-out war/genocide by thinking that if they take out Jake then the Navi won't have a leader to rally behind and they can proceed without much interference. I think after F&A they will realize that they simply can't move forward with a scalpel to take out Jake and will bring in the box of hammers. Like actual tanks and bombers and mechs for offensive combat. Not just defensive security escort stuff but real war machinery to actually shift to an offensive posture.
>>217097999at least you can tell the science puke that participated in genocide and abducted the player character as a child to raise in a weird psuedo mother-child relationship to fuck off
>>217097418>>217097589>>217097683Deaths need to happen to legitimize stakes but there aren't that many expendable named characters to kill off, and the whole Sully clan is already too fucked up about Neteyam. The family pets must pay the price. RIP Flido.
>>217096073I think Nostalgia Critic gave the most offensive review, no fucking way did he give F4 more praises than this movie, a lot of the shit he complained about was explained in the movie but he did complain about how long it was so maybe he just turned his brain off and on or something? Like Spider’s mask wasn’t a plot point in the second movie because he was on a human ship for more than half of it, Spider being able to breathe was explained by the science Navi guys that his molecular and cellular structure was changed with that plant inside him, holy fuck people cmon now, the rest is just pure opinion like the plot not having any emotional beats or impact (bullshit). Only thing he got right was the movie repeating a lot of the same beats with Spider being kidnapped and rescued. Moist critical gave a way better criticism which was actually understandable like why we didn’t see more of the Ash people and how we could’ve seen more fire elements like how we saw water elements in the 2nd instead of just spouting pure garbage
>>217096542Lesbian god
>>217096857Gooner
>>217097150Usless pants
>>217098604they're not pants
>>217093791Despite being a 3 hour long exercise in visual effects, I still enjoyed Way of Water
>Avatar 3 has made 950 million so far and countingWhy do people keep coming back to these movies? Is it just spectacle? Because these movies are barely less cartoonish in their message and story than a Captain Planet episode.
>implicitly tells you to fuck off >sexually harasses you within five minutes of meeting you>calls your children demonspawn to your face>lets you know she thinks you and your family are failures >expects you to apprentice for herare we to believe that Neytiri was even for a second in the wrong here?
>>217098673They're assless chaps.
>>217098739He tentpoles every one with a new hot blue girl.
>>217098739Pandora is really cool and made with autistic attention to detail. simple asI do agree that the writing is a bit lackluster. I'd say the 3rd is better than the first two in that aspect though.
>>217098782Pointless
>>217098772Bash her newborn against the rocks in front of her as she lay dying. Check mate.
>>217097974If they did that in the first movie just for unobtainium then they would have never found the immortal cum in the whale gussyPlenty of earth cures are from nature so it's worth harvesting
Cameron, Weaver and Lang are all entering dangerous territory as to actually getting these films finished. The next one is scheduled for 2029 and there's no way Cameron is getting that out in addition to a Hiroshima film.
>>217063092>You have to take care of your body while there's still time, you'll be thanking your younger self in when you get old.Alas, it's too late...
>>217098772I love that Neytiri and Ronal bitch and bicker with each other for all of their screentime from the moment they meet, while Jake and Tonowari basically become bros 2 minutes after they meet
>>217098801They have more point than a moron like you
>>217098870as usual Neytiri showed her bottomless compassion and saintly temperance and didn't even go against the wishes for a name.
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>>217098870>Quaritch and Varang defect from the RDA when they end up having a baby together. >Quaritch realizes he can have the son or daughter he always wanted >The RDA end up killing or taking away their child>this Causes Quaritch to finally expose a critical weakness of the RDA to the resistance/aids in Kiri spreading her cat-jesus message somehow to get back at the RDA for taking his kid.
>>217098904Cameron will finish his Magnum Opus before he kicks it. George RR Martin will not.
>>217098955>YOUR HERBS SUCK ASS, STUPID FISH BITCH! - Neytiri said calmly.
>>217098904Just a normal 22 year old Navi.
Venezuela that was some easy bush
>>217098939Gooner
>>217098928Silly gweilo...https://youtu.be/FgtcajwNid0
>>217098801they're very good for avoiding chafing when riding ikrans and ensuring proper enthusiasm and chance of insemination when riding MaJake
>>217096244I'm sure that's a part of it but of what little I know about women I'd figure they like how totally googly eyed he gets over her, constantly smiling, standing up for her in front of General Bulldyke and so on.
>>217099287god I wish that were me
>>217099382I have never been able to find out where that green light is coming from and its always annoyed me
>>217099287>buying all the prop N'avi heads on auction and doing unspeakable things to them.
>>217099483the bioluminescence in the water. probably some algae or something.
>>217099382just another casually underappreciated avatar thing is how this shot looks like a renaissance painting with that lightning and expressions
>>217099483they have glowy bits at night, probably corresponding to their emotions or whatever
>>217099287SO ZOE WASNT PLAYING NEYNEY HERE SHE IS A LIAR NO OSCAR FOR HER
>>217098237>The worldbuilding and attention to detail is amazing, the sidemissions, sidecharacters, gathering, hunting, and outpost clearing is the real meat and potatoes. But the writing and mainline story is still just meh.This is every Ubisoft open world game. I'm playing Ass Creed Odyssey and invading forts is better than doing the main story.
>>217098955My wife Neytiri is such a kind soul
she has the pedo gene since her grandfather was charlie chaplin
>bloodthirsty monster learns how to make giant vehicles explodeIf Quaritch turns against the RDA with the Ash Clan I can see him finding his own Toruk. They'd get along even better than Jake and his.
>>217099708is avatar /ss/?
>>217099717I like how they gave it some solo time
>>217099717i like that it shows it laughing as the ship blows up
>>217099626I could spend hours just reading the hunters journal entries and other paragraphs, and fucking around just running through the world, but as soon as I get roped into some random story bullshit relating to the resistance members it's a little bit of a snooze. Two big story missions that are incredibly Kino are the Laser Ore Alpha bossfight, and the giant drill. Also some specific outposts are pretty unique. something I highly recommend doing in AFOP is to use the Ikran and fast-travel less (unless you are grinding gatherables for side stuff and clan contribs).One time I hiked and climbed up the entirety of the weeping giant with no ikran and it was very cool.
>>217099883fast travel always ruins these open world games, I remember modding Skyrim so you had to use the carriages outside every town to fast travel and suddenly the world felt so much more significant
>>217097854it's just not that kind of story, you have to suspend disbelief to some degree
>>217099626Same, plus I was surprised how much comedy was in Odyssey's side stuff, felt like the writers really wanted to just make a Xena/Hercules type game and had to do it under the AC brand.
>>217099759Cute!
>>217097854This >>217098052Most of their combat equipment is explicitly multipurpose industrial equipment, which makes sense in-world (limited cargo space and the priority is resource extraction) and also functions to keep the power at least balanced enough for the Na'vi to put up a struggle before they have to hit the big red Eywa button.And despite the cyberpunk setting corps still seem beholden to international law, so no McCruise Missiles, or at least not without a lot of hassle fighting red tape that the RDA just hasn't seen as necessary yet.With the whaling fleet totaled and the whole enterprise having become much less viable vs whales that fight back, the much greater investmest of Bridgehead potentially under threat and the prospect of maskless human habitation of Pandora, what should follow now is much greater interest in Pandora as an inhabitable colony, more leeway for the RDA and potentially international governmental involvement. So we should see the biggest and most militarized human arrival yet in A4, and finally Jake's doomsaying about human capabilities will be realized.
>>217099382Why is she such racist bigot? She should be more open and welcoming of the Earth refugees and their culture.
>>217094061didn't Varang imply she wanted to make Quaritch her sex slave?
>>217100253What do you mean "imply"? She literally said it
>>217098552YWNBAW, unless you're the dyke pedo author, in which case you're a corrupted evil form of tomboy like Tolkien's orcs to his elves and you should be destroyed to save the wholesome minds of sensitive young men from witnessing your vile existence.
Neytiri is already part of the elite 8 of Starlet of /tv/. Polll ends in less than 10 MINUTES. Support Neytiri in these last rounds!Round 5: https://forms.gle/1UtjUWbRUp8CBH1K8Timer: https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9056159
>>217096857Silence, brand
>>217100268she said a slave to pleasure her, maybe she meant cat massages.
>>217100313Uh-huh, she was obviously thinking about keeping Quaritch for ear rubs and playing patty cake.
>>217099013She looks absolutely deranged here. What the fuck.
While the first film still has the best soundtrack, there was some great stuff in this film. The entire wind trader raid scene had amazing music. The music for the final fight between Jake and Quaritch is also great, with Spider climbing around on the levitating boulders.
>>217100413The raging insane bitch within Neyney is tempered only by her love for those precious to her and her lust for Toruk Makto's cock.
>>217100240>I HATE THEM. I HATE THEM, JAKE. I HATE PINKNIGGERS SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL.
>>217100443>The entire wind trader raid scene had amazing musicYeah, my favorite ost in the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
dissolving acid sprayers next kino
>>217099717I need to rewatch this.
>>217100477I like the sound of "pinggers", a shorter version of pink fingers
>>217099382>>217100477>Spends the entire movie calling Spider every slur in the book and saying that she'd kill him without a second thought.>The second Jake decides to go through with killing him, she imidiately gets cold feet and goes to stop him.Genuinely a sweet moment.
you know what would be a cool character idea. during one of the big battles, have a masked N'avi warrior from an unknown tribe show up and absolutely clean house much to the surprise of Jake, Quaritch, and the other characters, only showing up for a short bit before disappearing as quickly as they showed up. mythical urban legend warrior type. Either they keep this character as a mystery for the shits and giggles or maybe they could drop a very small hint that it might be a previous side character that died or went missing. like maybe this RDA guy who could have gone native and trained for years with some N'avi monks >>217094588lmao.
>Avatar 4They will met a tribe of desert na'vis and will be used as metaphors for jews, muslims, indians and aussie abos.They do a thing called tailcut in which they cut their neuro tail's hairs leaving only the tentacles outside.>Avatar 5Na'vi of the ice, eskimos and sami anologies, they kill alien seals and even though the others navis find it horrible they will say how it's part of their culture and social right.>Avatar 6Na'Vis will enter the space age and become like the humans they fought so badly.Pandora will be polluted, they will start colonizing another planet.And so the cycle starts again.Also Eywa will be proved to be a neuro-abomination that sent it's spores on earth and created the myth of God, Jesus, Zeus, Odin, Shiva, Quetzalcoatl and whatever else there is.
ok for real this time >>217100612>>217100612>>217100612
>>217099759It should be Kiri and Grace's Avatar for biblical accuracy
I don't even find the actress super attractive but she always knows how to make my dick hard, even as a CGI alien cat lady.
>>217095126She gives a more convincing grieving mother scene as a CGI alien than most live action films.
>>217100594Him willing to give up his life to save Jake in his rescue finally showed to her he isn't going to just flip on them cause that was always in the back of her mind because of her hatred of humans.
>>217101128>>217100594And Neytiri is ultimately a kind and loving soul. It's one thing to say spiteful things and make Spider an outlet for her grief and anger, but actually going with premediated murder of an innocent kid is another matter entirely.
>>217101128>>217100594Spider did flip on them and saved Quaritch. All those people who died in part 3 are Spider's fault. They'd all still be alive if Quaritch had died when he was beaten.
>>217100594>mother breaks down in tears trying to wash symbolic blood from her hands as the child she never wanted and whose life is an inconvenience is about to be killed>can't go through with it>finally recognizes the child as a real person>scene ends with the father and mother embracing the child and vowing to find "another way"Wildly pro-life scene for a 21st century Hollywood blockbuster
>>217101034Just curious, is it because she's not your type? Because I legitimately find her a 9/10, she ticks all my boxes
>>217101241He felt conflicted cause of the whole father/son thing suddenly thrusted upon him. Quaritch also did go out of his way to protect him from the RDA scientists doing really fucked up things to him in the same movie.
does this thing hold up in regular format? I saw it in imax 3d which was awesome and want to see it again but it's fucking expensive
>>217101244That scene is the biblical tale of Abraham and Isaac too
>>217101260She's pretty and I'd definitely fuck her, I just mean it's mostly her actions and movement that get me going rather than her appearance. I always thought that scene in GoT was one of the hottest scenes, and her movements and facial expressions as Varang are really sexy.
