literal who >>217107552
https://x.com/AIWarper/status/2007181003186667759
Todays post epilogue lore drop from the Duffer bros
>>217112220JollybrosLumaxbroswe won.
>>217112145To be fair Max and Lucas just go to the movies on a date. We know fuck all about their lives beyond that. Mike becomes a writer but we don't know whether he's still in Hawkins or college. We can at least infer Will goes to art college in New York and lives with Jonathan and has Joyce and Hopper only about an hour or two away in Montauk.
Y'all really need to stop lusting over a child.
Needed at least one more episode entirely devoted to the epilogue instead of taking up more than half the run time of the climax.
Spillie feet
a giant eldritch horror defeated by geography, spicy water, and pointy sticks
>>217112530Mileven Iceland movie confirmed
>>217112523LMFAO to this since yesterday
>>217112615Horrible, horrible flat dinosaur feet
>>217112530>told millie not to tell noahLMAO. He's a gossip queen.
Another terrible racemixing show. Wow.
>>217112548faxxx
>>217112548>average 10yo is equal to the average 38yoI would disagree, tbqphfam
>>217112774Have pathetic is your miserable life? Do everyone a favor and kill yourself.
>>217112774this is canon too because she literally took that picture lmao
Dude absolutely stole season 4/season 5.What's next for his career?
>>217112523This literally snapped me out of my depression lolIt starts with one meme I don't know why every time I post about season 5
>>217112845CS
>>217112845He was the only reason I watched this shitshowThey did him dirty too >>217112893Cs? What's that!
>>217112868Kek based
>>217112845he looks like he's from the Magicians
>>217112903Then I hit on some milfs on FBLet's see how it goes hahahaThis season was so bad it made me go shitpost outside of here for the first time since severance s2What the fuck
>>217112845>will and henry both born on the same day>both faggotsWhat did they mean by this?
vecna was so ass but henry was so good
>>217112846I may hate them more than the GoT guys at this point. Granted all the creepy stories about what happened on set coming out the last few days isn't helping
>>217112931Star wars is gay
>Duffer Brothers say Nancy and Jonathan still love each other. >"You see that look between them on the roof. They need time apart, like Nancy and Jonathan need time to find themselves. It doesn't mean they can't come back together."nigga they arent 13 what is this dude talking about
Looks like Netflix finally got Millie to take a photoshoot with the old gang.
>>217112637I was expecting Linda Hamilton to make some last minute babyface turn in light of the stakes of the situation, and the last episode was basically going to be the end of Attack of the Clones, just with Army with souped up GI Joe laser guns vs a million Demogorgons/dogs/bats and maybe some Meat Flayers as heavy units. But no, they spent more time on Will’s coming out than they did fighting Freddy Krueger/Pinhead/Sephiroth/Magneto.
>>217112902counter-strike
>>217112964Noah's hairline looks rough.
>>217112845At least he didn’t go out as quite so much of a bitch as Pennywise or the Night King, but it was close.
>3 inch minimum!!what did he mean by this?
>>217112964Kek she clearly is not happy about being there>ok millie smile>millie please stop frowning>yes millie you look dashingly handsome>yes millie that is a good blue steel face but we need you to smile
>>217112939qrd?
>>217112978Cs2 is full of ai bots thoNot that Cs1.6 or css or csgo where any less shit
with girls>>217112964no girls>>217112984
>>217112984unf Finn's arm hair...
>>217113025Everyone is so much happier in the second pic :3They really are nerds!1111111!!!!one
>>217112984How the fuck are they all balding in their 20s im 35 full head of hairThe fuck is wrong with zoomies the men and women age like shit and even before the vax and shit turbo veganism diets
>>217112984JUST MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>217112536Nah, Ted sat her down and put an end to that before it even started.
>>217113023works on my computah
>>217112959I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but so is Stranger Things.
>>217113060>How the fuck are they all balding in their 20sstress and shit diet (they're probably vegans)>im 35 full head of hairyou are lying
>>217113060Based hair haber, bald niggas habe to hide their lack of hair by wearing hats at all times. Its extremely noticeable when they start wearing hats out of nowhere kek
>>217112964Millie, please stop dressing like you’re prime Britney Spears. Shit’s not working out.
>>217113071Dude all mp games suck ass always have That said if they came up with a fun fps/tps that wasn't fucking fortnite id play it that games been mid since it came out a decade ago mostly because of the engine Ue4 and 5 sucks almost harder than season 4 and 5 of stranger trannies
>>217113079Not as gay as star wars, i have the higher ground since i habe been calling star wars gay years before stranger things was ever an idea
based duffers actually snuck dahmer into the movie theater scene in season 3will is toast
>>217112964>I'll do it if the only one in touching distance is Noah
>>217113103Fan of Brit here I think she's got a better personality but Millie has a better bodyI can't stand Millie's personality tho jfx hay she's a fucking air head
>>217112959>>217113116>>217113079My dad hated swars even during the ot and prequels Didn't understand why til yidsneed ruined it
>>217113108He's a krautchanner anon, just ignore him
>>217113094Lol why u bald tho? I have hair just because you dont doesnt mean everybody is hiding their chrome dome kek
I thought this was a meme edit but this photo was actually posted by Ross Duffer on his instagram.
>>217113140Very based dad
>>217113116I must have missed the part where Star Wars spent more time on C3P0 coming out of the closet than the final Death Star battle.
i hate the frogposter more than millie
>>217113159Post your hairline then, Fabio. I bet you have a haircut to hide your receding hairline and you probably mentally blocked the fact out of your mind and forgot about it.
>>217113180Yeah i missed that part because the entire francise is gay lmao too much gayness jej (too gay to watch)
>>217113063Jesus. The jew has got the worst genes of all time
>>217113216Well since you asked...
>>217113165Glad Caleb is free from these racists
>>217113060>im 35 full head of hair>The fuck is wrong with zoomies the men and women age like shit and even before the vax and shit turbo veganism diets>t.
>>217113181Based
what the hell kind of name is duffer?
>>217113252This guy is so cringe lmao
>>217113252unc still got it
>murray what are you doing here your scenes wrapped up last week>I just came to support you kids;_;
>>217113269Wait Asics was popular in the states back then?
>>217112846Be fucking hilarious when these fag nobodies are blacklisted like dumb and dumber.
>>217113252Love his signature back kick.
>heres that youthful fresh out of high school kid i was telling you about!
They did a two day only event for the finale at my theater and the normies were out in full force. I have never seen a longer line, almost every showing was >95% full and they had to add more times. I went for another movie that night but kinda wish I had saw it just for the experience, though I haven’t watched since season 1. If theaters aren’t oblivious they’ll realize people pay up for such things and start doing more similar releases.
>>217113280He was oddly insistent on the idea of two teenagers getting drunk and fucking in his house. Guarantee he jerked off while sniffing the sheets after they left.
>>217113216Weird cunt
>>217113322Wow sounds like End Game. I unironically wish I couldve seen it in a full theatre.
>>217113216I cut my own hair into a buzzcut as i habe no style :/
>>217113324>after they left.anon... That house was littered with surveillance cameras. I can guarantee Jon and Nancy's first time was on the shelves in Amsterdam a week after it happened.
>>217113218That was just you looking in a mirror.FUCKING ROASTED
>>217112652Nah given how much MBB hates the ending there's only one obvious answer
>>217113356>character appears>crowd starts hootering and hollering >americlaps>das my boi>eyyy fuck em up>gyatt>repeats everytime some one new comes in or someone shows up for battle
>>217113381>No, youAs expected from a star wars slop enjoyer jej
>>217113391Its pretty comfy if its a finale for a long running movie/show.
>>217113405Nah, you’re just gay and insecure about it so you’re projecting it. If you’re going to keep repeating yourself so am I.
Interesting they had rock set pieces. I thought it was 100% CGI kek
Why is it so hard to stick the landing of a TV show?
>>217113410muh immersion
>>217113247Why did Ernesto the fifth friend not get an appearance in the epilogue?
>>217113252He's based tho lol I knew you'd post him your so predictable my ex was a decade younger than me and another one was a decade older stay dumb agist bluepilled vaxie
>>217113430
>>217113426Star wars sucks ass you fucking nerd lmao
>>217113439Modern writers spend most of their time coming up with cliffhangers at the end of every episode/season.They don't know how to write endings, they would cry if you asked them to make a series full of 12-24 self-contained episodes.
>>217113445He was hired out of a home depot parking lot for cheap labour but trump deported him :/
>>217113176He had unbased moments but we all do God star wars sucked I have a soft spot for the first ot and first pt movies but the rest suck arseHell i enjoyed tfa more then anything after tpm but it's all shitty tbqhI did enjoy andor tho and parts of the video games
>stop calling me that word, we have to fight vecna!
>>217113501No your dad is based and he is unbased to you because you are not based since you like star wars. Have you tried being based?
>>217113450>He's based tho lol I knew you'd post him your so predictable my ex was a decade younger than me and another one was a decade older stay dumb agist bluepilled vaxie
T-the truth is.... I-I-I--I.... I want to fuck Finn
>>217113439Endings of tv shows have sucked for decades the only one I liked was madmens and bbs before bcs and elcaminos retcons which had shit endings
>How it started, How its going
>>217112220What did they mean by this?
>>217113526I like andor so I'm semi basedHate the rest of swars >>217113527>Steals your 18yo womenHaha nothing personal zoomies
>>217113549Josh is so lucky
>>217113567>liking any part of star wars Not based>thinking star wars is gay and cringeBasedThems the rules of the chad code ;^)
>>217112536BASED
>>217113535Don't we all?
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
>>217113535>he makes MY wolf hard
>>217113606But I think both of those What do
>>217112536Timmycels arent going to like this!
>>217113549I hate these goyim
>>217113661>dr doom sucks a fat one>wait what did he say? N no i dont, you do..... ahhhhhhh dont look at meeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *shuts door*
>>217113600my god the things i would do.
>>217112220VECNA: I don't even know most of you.
>>217113669Still not basedThems the rules
I'm pretty sure Josh and Holly never speak on the show. Even in the final scene at the D&D table I think he only speaks directly to Josh and he and Holly don't interact.
>>217113775*only speaks directly to Derek
Sex with HollyIt's okay, she'd be about 45 now.
the tower should’ve tipped over when everyone was climbing back into the upside down and everyone dies
>>217113548
>>217113775>I love josh>better yet prove it bitch I dont believe you, suck his BBC right fucking NOW
>>217112846>waaah i sit in a room and write stories and send them to my agent and my ugly ass wife left me, my life is haaaaawwwddoh boo fuckin hoo
Me on the right
>>217114041
>>217113986>that Millie brutal
>>217113986People complain about how long this show took to finish but it kind of actually helped with the nostalgia factor from the epilogue. You really saw these kids grow up and those walks up the stairs felt like a send off.
>>217112845He should be the magician in the magician's nephew but he's probably not old enough
>>217114079eh, both are pre and post prime
>>217112989No blacks or indians
>>217113280>i just came to tell you to support israel
I miss the internet before the third world got access to it:(
Words on the street is that they're filming a 30 minute special set after the show that's basically Mike and the gang trying to find El
>>217113165>NGR NGS looking like a real life demonKek
>>217114081not really, those kids turned into shitty actors
Sarah connor just let them all goNo one got in trouble for killing her solidersNo one from higher up in military came in and reprimanded her for her experiments and fucked up actions, like using kids as bait for monstersShe didn't dieHer and the military's entire purpose was to contrive a death for El. Once she died, they evaporated into thin air (like everyone else when a camera stops pointing at them)
>>217114191i have chronic jeet fatigue
>>217114247Rangebanning israel, india, and brazil, in that order, would solve most issues with this siteMany are saying this
>I miss the internet before the third world got access to it :(
>>217114272This but unironicaly
>>217114063>has no dad>mom is a drunk who doesn't give a fuck about her>becomes a mudsharkPol
>>217114191Same. This site was so much better when it was white English speakers only.
How'd he make his forehead veins pop out for this? I normally associate that with extreme stress
>>217114272I look like this and I say this
>>217114303white english speakers are the reason this site is so shit now tho
>>217114262Russia and China too. In fact, it is imperative those two get banned first.
>>217114306That's his natural response to having to kiss millie. Every fiber of his being it telling him not to. He could literally get any girls he wants, and even was balls deep in sadie when she was prime. Now he has to kill this bogged up version of millie. Who knows where those lips have been? Finn is literally in danger here
>>217114240>Black military guy could have had a slight turn after personally seeing their entire operation manhandled by Vecna and realizing what they were up against and what kay was willing to do (sacrifice literal children) and contacted some higher ups>After the upside down exploded could have had a slightly expanded scene in which kay is going to imprison/execute the scooby doo gang when the military rolls up to reprimand kay and basically pardons the gang in return for their silence>Kay gets punished and the military just fucking off is explained in a 5 minute sceneno nevermind they just left cause they got bored lol
>>217114306He really, really doesn't like kissing her.
>>217114347Half of the things that ended up not making sense are handwaved away by the flufferbros saying "it happebed off screen"Faggots
>>217114306>I normally associate that with extreme stressDude his girlfriend is about to suicide bomb herself
>>217114247>>217114262Has it ever been proven that there are a lot of Indians on this board or do you just assume any post you don't like is Indian?
>>217114384>capitalizing the iHello randvesh
>>217112846>the show was stupid and shitty for these reasons>the previously listed reasons were shitty because i have the sniffles
>>217114384its kind of statistically proven that indians make up a huge part of the internet in general
>>217112989'just the tip' will not happen under his roof
TWITTER IS CANCELLING THE DUFFER BROTHERShttps://x.com/_hellshee_/status/2007417845022634105HOLY SHIT I HOPE THIS CATCHES ON, FUCK THIS SUBVERSIVE KIKE SHOW
>>217114371>>217114347this has been true since season 1. the government just don't try to find El for five episodes for no reason.12yo bullies attempt to actually murder Mike for no reason. Brennar survives for no reason. its just the Duffers being rewarded for their audience not paying attention.
>>217114347that was what i assumed was going to happen>avengers style clap showdown of military vs vecna army of monsters>Eleven and her gang lead a small group to directly attack Vecna>new girlboss gets court martialed for her crimes against humanitybut no, the military shit theyve been wasting time on for 2+ seasons just disappeared completely, no consequences for all the soldiers killed, their master plan to mass produce vecnas, all the pregnant women left abandoned in the upside down that are now dead in space
>>217114407>Spelling correctly means you're Indian nowHuh, I thought it was the other way around. Demonyms are always capitalized in English.
>>217113986>season 5 finn is in the same blue shirt as audition finnpoetry
>>217114455> cant even punch a dummy now
>>217114473An epic avengers showdown would also explain why all the demogorgons were missing, they were in hawkins fighting the military. Could have even had some screentime for the side side characters like vickie in the final showdown maybe alerting a soldier about a demogorgon sneaking up on him or some dumb shit.god damn the more you think about the finale the worse it gets and even stupider that the writers didn't see or care about the holes.
>>217113318*wheeze*>my mommy says i sound*cough*>per-*hack*>perpetually insincere*smiles weakly*
>>217112846>season 5 was an unfinished, unsatisfying mess because he had the flu the other day????
>>217114530There’s other stuff in the threads, like the Sadie Sink being forced to kiss thing. And a clip where producer Shawn Levy (Jew) said “Finn Wolfhard, the greatest porn name ever” when he was introduced at a live fan Q&A when he was younger, which people said was very creepy
>>217114472Brenner surviving made literally zero sense at allThe demogorg literally jumped directly ontop of him and looked like it was about to mual his face offThen it just... doesn't??Braindead writing
>>217113986Noah doesn't look like the same person at all. Did he get a bunch of plastic surgery or did they replace him at some point and nobody noticed because he was never a character anyone paid attention to?
>>217114552he's admitting his 'reasons' for things being mysteriously absent were made up on the spot, and he happened to be ill when he made them up. unreal.
>>217114480faggot
>>217113270we all did cringy things when we were kids
>>217114740>when we were kidsThis man is a grown adult lmao
>What the fuck are you looking at?
>>217114620He was 10 and is now 21 in what world would he look even vaguely similar?
>>217114772didn't you pretend to be grown up when you were young?
>>217114306He didn't like her as a kid and he likes her even less now. Who would want to kiss Millie knowing that she regularly eats other mens asses? I bet the did the Ace Ventura thing right after this take. Someone post the webm if you have it.
>>217114800Every single other person in that picture looks exactly like they did when they were a kid. Fucking retard.
>>217114834No they don't Gaten has a square head now, the black guy looks somalian as a kid, Millie has had 15 surgeries. Only ones I see any real facial continuity in are Wolfhard and Schnapp.
>>217114876>men's jaws tend to grow squarer and broader during pubertyWoah, no way dude
>>217112220Vecna is a silly name, sounds like diarrhea medicine
>>217114876Absolute lies. Now I know Noah is not the same kid, because there is zero facial similarity. All the other ones look the same.
>>217114473this scene is so fucking erotic
>>217114455How are these people able to function in their daily lives ?
>>217114948DnD is full of silly names
>>217114876>Wolfhard and SchnappSounds like a law firm
NO! STOP THINKING ABOUT DAVID BOWIE LIKE THIS! STOP IT! STOP THINKING ABOUT LABYRINTH DAVID BOWIE!! I DONT WANT TO FIND HIM HOT! STOP IT! I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL DOUBLE KILL YOU!
>>217115207He looked so much better in season 4. I hate the MCU Halloween Groot look he has
>>217115237It do look more like an 80's villain for sure
>>217115237To be fair, he was basically just a scrawny Resident Evil Tyrant in S4.
>>217115207me when the little girl (36) raises her hand up and yells at me a bit
speaking of better designs....
>>217114583You’re retarded man that was Patten Oswalt who said that not Shawn
>>217115237everything dimension x-related looks significantly worse in season 5 due to design changes and the change to full frontal lighting
>>217115305Season 5 looks like it was filmed almost exclusively in that shitty green screen room that Disney uses for all their Marvel and Star Wars shows. Totally soulless.
>>217115292Why did they abandon him, bros?
why is there so much anti soul gas in the finale
>>217115357his aura was too powerful
>>217115357Because functionally speaking, season 3 was the real ending. They destroyed him and closed the portal into the Upside Down. Seasons 4 and 5 are like the Star Wars sequels, barely coherent fanfiction about a new villain that is clumsily retconned in.
why didn't they just reuse the s3 meatflayer thing of all the people and animals being turned into goo to merge into one being and have the demogorgons do that to make up the mindflayerthat would explain why they weren't there, like vecna could summon them all and they all just run past the gang and fly into the big spire thing to bring it to life as the mindflayer's physical body
>>217115357They needed a tangible villain for the team to fight, then they made him tangible anyways, season 4 and 5 is a spinoff.
>>217115449but nancy so badass!
>>217115373tv and film are full of anti soul in general now
Looking back over the seasons you really realise how much time they wasted on pointless crap. What was the point of the California and Russia plotlines in 4 for all they mattered in the end. This season focused on Holly so much then kind of just waved her away in the end.
>>217115449I think that is exactly what happened, the show just didn't bother to show or tell us that. The giant spider body was clearly made out of demogorgon skin.
>>217115524Well unfortunately the dumbshit brothers confirmed it didn't happen and that the demogorgons just weren't there because shut up
>>217115207>Vecna is impaled>”That seemed way too easy, and there’s still over an hour left on this thing. Surely that was just a ruse, and Vecna is going to do some kind of Aizen reversal.”>Vecna begins to stir.>”Ok. here we go…”>Joyce gets her girlboss moment and chops his head off.>”Oh…nevermind.”I was waiting on the reveal that the Mind Flayer is an actual proper eldrich being that appeared in the sky or something, and the only thing they just succeeded in killing was some hatchling offspring, like Shelob and Ungoliant. Essentially, there is no hope of killing the Mind Flayer, just sealing it away by destroying the Upside Down.In the battle, Vecna peers into Will’s mind, and sees that they’re planning to destroy the Upside Down, and races to Hawkin’s Lab to destroy the bombs, with a shitload of demogorgons, demigods, demobats, and Meat Flayers in tow. Meeting them are a deployment of soldiers from the real world, now decked out with anti-demo weaponry that they’d been prototyping, but were fast-tracked into mass production after they got their asses handed to them in the fourth episode. The climactic battle would be in the Upside Down Hawkins Lab, with Eleven finally pinning Vecna down, but in such a way where she has to stay in order to hold him down until detonation, and everyone but her flees.Fixed that climactic final episode for you, Duffers.
this is next
>>217115517pretty much every storyline that takes place outside of the upside down and Hawkins is irrelevant garbage>Streepunk episode in season 2>Mike going to see Eleven in season 2>Russia in season 4>Wheeler family moving out>The get-elevens-powers-back in season 4 which could have taken place in the Hawkins lab insteadremember the season 4 thing about the Brenner faction vs Black guy faction military subplot? that literally disappeared after S4, never mentioned again after wasting almost 90% of season 4 on it
>>217115568big ed porked her so hard she broke her foot
>>217115237He always looked stupid compared to MF and S4 going "1 angry incel invading peaceful mind flayer realm/the real stranger thing was humans all along" was incredibly dumb.
>>217112984What the hell is that thing next to Finn
>>217115559I wish we had gotten literally anything resembling this. Exactly my thoughts on it too. The scale and stakes were so low here and it should have been the largest scale, most desperate last stand possible.
>>217115599I would have been fine if they had gone with it being a Sovereign/Saren or Legion/Gemini Killer thing, where the Mind Flayer is using Vecna essentially as its avatar.
>>217114609Why even bring him back. It's not like he was a popular character. He was just the generic human villain of season 1.
>>217112846Shit nigga, a lot of us regret watching the show now. But, tell your ex-wife, I absolutely LOVED her show.>Oooof
>>217112523First time I've belly-laughed in a while.
>>217112964>>217113986Who will have a career now that it’s over?
>>217115769Wolfhard, Matarazzo, Sink.
>>217115769Fin
>>217115769None of them, really. Which is by design so that Netflix can get them to come back in 5-10 years to farm memberberries.
>>217115594meanwhile
>>217115797>>217115799I say Keery is the one with a future, he already acted in some good movies and Fargo’s most recent season.
>>217115875He's pretty much the only one that I would be happy to see in other movies and shows. The others can barely act. He's got charisma.
>>217115769They’re all convention fodder now.
>>217115797>MatarazzoThis is why I never take the answers people on here give to the "who's going to make it" they just pick the one they like.
>>217112220Am i the only one that notices that Nancy was the only one that didn’t hug or cheer for Will when he came out?????
>>217115996>they just pick the one they like.You mean the one they thought did a good job, and thus not only deserves more work, but they would like to see again? No shit.
>>217115996>that shitty Marxist Animal Farm animation Good choice in project man
>>217116000Based Nancy>>217115996Dustin does have a face for voice acting. He'll probably be the Mark Hamill of this cast.
>>217116027>Who do you think is realistically going to make it?>well obviously the disabled very American looking one who can only book VA roles for the worst movies imaginable and a game show where he harasses the homeless for the last half a decadeCome on man
>>217115797Matarazzo is probably the least stiff actor of the kids, but that doesnt make him good. If he ever gets cast he's gonna be type casted into the same sort of sidekick rolehe's not main character material
>>217116000It just bugged me that she was the designated “gun person”. I’d be like “Fuck off, I’m not walking into literal Hell armed with nothing but a knife tied to a stick. The last guy to use said stick died horribly I might add.”
>>217116065the one with the clear speech impediment from craniospastic dyslexia or whatever?yeah hes going to be a voice actor
>>217116000She didn't want Will to give her brother the GRIDS.
>>217116000She is the most masculine of the cast after all. Unironically.
>>217116112Well, clearly he already is. And since he's not exactly great to look at, I imagine that will be the majority of work he gets if he continues to pursue it.
>>217116086>COME TO BRAZIL!!
Feels like someone ghost wrote the last season with how much shit was left out and poorly written.
>>217116062>MarxistWasn't it the Seth Rogan lets make the horrors of the USSR funny one?
>>217116222The obvious and most likely real answer is AI.
>>217116191He's the only one from the original cast that looks better now than before. Still kind of ugly, but he went from ugly creatura in season 1 to looking like average modern muttmerican in season 5. Maybe with few more years on him and some plastic surgery he'll be able to pass as above average male.
>>217114081I agree with this. It wouldn't have the same impact if we had made it to season 5 by 2021. But I don't think it was worth it regardless. Embracing a time skip would have been better than what we got, and wouldn't have disrupted the themes as much as the Duffers probably think.
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Still have no idea what a zoomer is.
>>217116222I’ve read that one of the Duffidiots ex wife was one of the main writers an they divorced betwee 4 and 5 and it shows.
>>217116222It's just typical case of writing yourself into a corner. Happens with most shows that go for so long and have a bloated cast.
>>217116354she meant high mobility/AGI party member, its retarded
>>217115568I feel uncomfortable knowing her tits must look like old lady melissandre in game of thrones. what a waste.
>>217116322Guess which one was cheaper to film and didn't require people familiar with creating mid 2000s CGI effects?
>>217116268They kept resolving the seasons with urgency that made it hard to move time forward, and they clearly wanted the story to end before 1990. Neither were necessary. I get it, but when you're spending 2+ years between seasons with a super young cast something has to give.
>>217116390Yeah it’s just this. The show became a bloated behemoth far removed from what it started as and they got themselves lost in the world they created, half of the final season just being explanations for the world and why the plot exists at all.
>mike? He’s the storyteller >Dustin? He pursuits science in a prestigious college >Will, Lucas and Max? They have sex I guess
>>217116390>>217116492I have to admit, it was fucking comical when they finally have the full cast together to go over their plan to attack Vecna and there's like 25 people in the room lmao
>>217112220PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH
>>217116322Do faggots normally gather everyone they know to verbally fantasize about their degenerate, socially destructive fetishes? Also why is everyone in the room a redditor?
>>217114804There was this one time along time ago there was a time where i spent time in a certain time and place...
>>217116510The fact they genuinely shot a "sexy party in the 90s still playing D&D in Mikes Parents basement" is funny as fuck to me
will she be in the spinoff?
>>217116222Season 5 is by far the worst season but I really just think it's a case of bad decisions piling up on top of the pressure of satisfying a very wide audience. You can trace a lot of season 5's problems back all the way to season 2. Season 5 is an accretion of almost every storytelling sin that defines the streaming age. It's poetic in that way.
>>217116354made up girlfriend class for someone who doesn't know or care what D&D is.
>>217116510>and Will the wise? He traveled the Turkey to get a hair transplant he desperately needed
>Didn't watch S4&5>Watch youtube summary for 40minNot wasting hours of my life feels good
>>217116648No he goes to gloryholes and gets his head sticky with cum and glues hair to his head...
>>217113269>hopper openly murders dozens of US Soldiers>foils a plan of the evil US army to create an army of supersoldiers>gets captured by the army>they just let him go>not only do they let him go, he's allowed to still be in law enforcement despite committing murder and treason
>>217115559I was waiting for an Elm Street fakeout because it had been too easy and the scenes of peaceful life after were so overly bright, colourful, flat and just generally felt fake, but no…
Why was Holly given so much damn screen time this season? It amounted to nothing in the end since she got recaptured before the others could do shit, and none of the Henry development came during her time. All it served was whatsherface awakening from the coma, which could have been done via some other means.
>>217113268>Everyone says Hufflepuff are a lot o' duffers, but....better Hufflepuff than Slytherin
>>217116616Go outside, nerd.
>>217114384uhh, yeah, it has been proven. but go ahead and keep being obtuse you gerbil faced shit skin
>>217116616> for someone who doesn't know or care what D&D is.That would be a majority of people ;^)
>>217116787Probably to help set up a spinoff about her friends if there’s enough demand
>rewatched s4 and got to the endingman..... why did they drop the ball so hard? did they really run out of ideas? time? money? the post apoc feelings it gave were great... and they wasted them
>>217116086God he makes me so horny
>>217116905>2000s Holly Wheeler travels to India and see's some real Strange Things on her Myspace messages
>>217116787Because we needed even more girl power. You can never have enough girl power scenes. It's why funnily enough the Wheeler mom was lauded as a hero and given so much screen time and heroic, epic moments, while the dad, who did the exact same thing (heroically fighting the demogorgon despite being ineffective) was instantly knocked out offscreen and then comatose for the rest of the series.Women being strong = goodMen being strong = bad
>>217116559yes
>>217112964I could never get into the show because everyone except Winona Ryder looks so fucking weird/ugly
>>217116787Max needed someone to interact with and they needed stakes that don't involve the town, so they can just pretend no one knew what was going on this whole time somehow.A lot of storylines feel like that, only being introduced for one plot point, then taking up the whole plot too. (like Kali who was only reintroduced as motivation for Eleven to off herself, and to be the character that dies)
>>217116787Why else? Hollywood groomers got their hands on a pretty nepo baby and wanted their money's worth.
>>217116787Because she's ***, that's why. No other reason needed.
>>217113535He's wearing a wig, huh?
>>217115559I like the bittersweetness of her survival, but I agree that there were dozens of better ways to handle the climax, to say nothing of the rest of the season or the show itself after season 2.
>>217117071Think he just knows how to use bangs to disguise the 5 head
>>217116969>Women being strong = good>Men being strong = bad
Why do people dislike Millie?
>>217117181jealousybut in honesty she looks like someone that got spoiled rotten as a kid
>>217117181Who?
>>217117208She's British, and not the poor chimney sweep kind.
>>217116787Her plotline wasn't that exciting, but I'm not complaining, if you know what I mean.
>>217117208I mean, she did
>>217117181>why do incels on an incel website dislike a woman?
>>217117181You mean people in the cast or in general?
>>217116787UOOOOOOHHHHHLITTLE CHILDCUNNYCUTE AND FUNNY
>>217117300In general.>castI know that she had big fight with Finn and a lot of people are on his side (including Sadie). Is there more on this?
>>217117362I think we should deport all the Jews and blacks to India, lets make her wish come true :^)
>>217116559>Will is so insecure and afraid of coming out because he doesn't want to alienate his friends>there is absolutely nothing in the entire series that makes him think his friends are just going to call him a disgusting faggot freak and stray away from himI think this is what made the whole scene feel so preachy and retarded. The writers were too pussy to have even one scene that could be construed as casual homophobia, so we're supposed to be on board with the idea that "well, EVERYONE was homophobic back then, so you never know!"And yet despite that, in a room full of people, not one person met him with anything other than unconditional acceptance, friendship, and love.
>>217116787introducing and developing new characters is much easier than giving existing characters more development. also, spinoffs.
I see a lot of rumors, discussions and backstage stuff about almost everyone. But I don't see people discussing Winona at all. It just feels like she doesn't exist. Nothing good, nothing bad.She is pretty big actress who plays a major character. So why?
>>217117362>SAAR COME TO YOUR INDIA MICROSOOOFT
>>217116787Any more questions?
>>217113165Hahahahaaaaaaaah
>>217117430She’s too good at stealing people’s stuff that no one notices her not being there.
>>217116787eye candywithout Holly this season would have been gay will and the dark souls boss battle
>>217117430She turns up on set did her job only really interacted with David and Noah left and never did any promo so doubt theres much to talk about
>>217112530In other words, she's alive.
>>217117430I think perhaps that is the ideal outcome for a professional in their workplace. Just saying. She came to work, she did her job to the best of her ability, and went home. As adults should. Didn't bring any drama and bullshit and didn't stir up problems for anyone.
>>217116526Pretty funny that the number of characters on the poster has doubled since season 1.
>>217117549It's also telling how you can see everything wrong with the show now in the contrast: far too much, not enough space.
>>217117549And they’re all incredibly unnecessary as well. There’s a scene when there’s about 12 of them standing around doing nothing and it’s just like why are they all there? It’s like every character has a +1 for a wedding and their +1 has a +1 too. So much unnecessary fluff
>>217117549Its kind of hilarious how little Erika ended up mattering in the end, 3 seasons of her sucking up scene time for nothing.
>>217117538Easy victory for WinonaCHADS
>>217117674>every time she's in a scene she's always so witty, so strong, so smart, and so assertive>every other character must cower in her presence, she brings the #BlackGirlMagic!Good lord.
>>217117549The problem isn't even that the show had too many characters, it's that they upgraded every single side character into a regular main character. Most of the people in the season 5 poster were already in the show from season 1 (besides Max, Vecna, Robin, nu-Holly, Derek, and the evil doctor). It's just that they were small background characters or only in an episode or two so they didn't need to be on the poster.
>Rewatching S1 for the first time>remember Hopper as a miserable lonely fuck>2 eps in and it's established that he has a stress-free job, friends and is banging some nice young chickYeah I know he is still grieving his kid and forever will but he really wasn't the complete wreck he was trying to pass for
>>217117926I do feel like they retroactively kept making him a more miserable and grumpy person with each passing season. Season 5 he's practically terminally depressed because reasons? I don't know, it's odd.
>>217117589>strange man dressed like a pedophile walks up to you alone in a library and asks your nameYeah I see nothing wrong with this
>>217117992He spent nine months in a Russian gulag. That's bound to fuck you up.
>>217117549Season 1 really is something special, as self-consciously derivative as it may be. I like seasons 2-4 too, but the first half of season 1 in particular is unlike anything after it.I decided to do a rewatch and finished season 3 today. It's fun enough with some good character moments and a lot of direct and indirect nostalgia hits but it's a bloated cartoon in comparison. I guess I should be thankful the show was even watchable, though. I'll miss it, warts and all.
>>217118012>dressed like a pedophileWhat does this even mean
freshly baked bread>>217118071>>217118071>>217118071
>>217118083Have Jamie Campbell Bowers' face and wear a 1950's business suit.
>>217118081Had a lot of fun rewatching season 1-3 last month. Season 4 is nowhere near as rewatchable. The highlights like episode 4, 7 and 9 are still really enjoyable, but then you've got the entire Russia plot and Mike, Will and Jonathan really get nothing to do most of the season. Episode 7 remains the highest rated episode of the show and those three aren't even in it.
>>217115916He's set because he also makes really good musicEven if his acting career plateus, he's has a secondary that's already super successful
>>217115769Sadie Sink.That's it.
