Just acting editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217096972
star trek sex with shran
I finished my Enterprise rewatch. I skipped the xindi arc because I already watched that again. Season 4 had much shittier writing than I remembered. It started to look like a CW show or something. Overall it was a good ride and I didn't find myself annoyed with the performances as much as I was the first time around. Shran needs a spin off show.
ngonyaaaaaama egama layo lingu maquis
>>217116193Season 4 started to look like a CW show because it had a much lower budget than ever.I still do wonder what Season 5 would've looked like when the SciFi channel offered to pick it up.
Reminder to ignore troll posts and instead hide them. Remember, that's hide with six letters - sounds like the first name of The EMH's actor.
>>217116208I never understood why this episode gets people so bent out of shape. >Oh no its racist! As far as I can remember they weren't humans, they were aliens, with their own culture that was a cargo-cult from a shipping container full of aladdin merch landing on their planet. If the episode had just been a bunch of white people, or asians, or arabs no one would think twice about it.
>>217116325>Oh no its racist!Yes, it's racist.
>>217116325it's racist to not have black people, and it's racist to portray black people in a negative light.
>>217116466Not even really a negative light, it was just like any other planet-of-the-week where the crew needs something and they have to navigate the cultural differences. And by respecting those differences but using a loophole they ultimately reset the balance and the injured party is made whole.
>>217116325People just thought calling it Planet Mandingo was weird.
>>217115041>because three seconds is about the maximum the cheaper text-to-video AI models can generate at once.I can't believe we now have the technology to make filmography even worse.
>>217116272Lower Decks is better than Enterprise
>>217116325Because anon, um, I unnoThere are plenty of other p r o b l e m a t i c episodes that people turn a blind eye to because no-one called a brigade of white knights on them
Star Trek episodes for somebody with a blood pressure of 80/60?
>>217116542it does, those episodes were filmed before covid
ONETOBEAMACK
>>217116927maybe the incel council has some ideas? blood pressure IS tangentially related to heart rate.
>>217116927This one
>>217115960Literally no evidence.
>>217116927Journey to Babel
Early thread again? Such frightened little mice.
>>217116840The more expensive ones can handle much longer sequences. https://twitter.com/Enezator/status/1998875236390023582
>>217116915I think its just people jumping on the bandwagon of hating season 1 blindly. I've always had a soft spot for the first season. The show definitely improves, but they were still trying a lot of things in that first season that don't make it out alive. Like the holographic displays (probably too expensive to do). Or Picard's tendency to be working on little puzzles, like fermat's last theorum, or trying to figure out some impossible orbit. Most importantly, I fucking love the synth score from the first couple of seasons.
>>217116991We have conferred and thus decree ON THIS, THE (((THIRD OF TISHREI IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD YHVH 5876))))WHEREAS, as Big Beefaroni's blood pressure has been declared clinically hypotensive, andWHEREAS, no one is currently being funny, andWHEREAS, VO2Max and pump volume remains constant,BE IT RESOLVED THAT 1. Big Beefaroni's heart rate is officially deemed mildly tachycardic, and2. She should watch Data's Day.
I honest to fuck did not know that Ettore Boiardi was a real person.
>>217116871>Lower Decks is better than EnterpriseThe TNG episode? Yeah sure.The animated lesbian romcom? Fuck no.
>>217117195not just a real person but the rillest and trillestmy man chef b-boyardee be cookin' soup all day and cookin' up straight bars of fire all night on the battle rap circuit
>>217117195Sheff Boyard-dee
>>217117227What TNG episode is called "Enterprise"?
>>217117242You sound like you huff nitrous.
>>217117195his name sounds funny when you pronounce it correctlyit's boyARdee, not Boy Ar Dee
>>217117242His kitchen always made me feel really uncomfortable for the actors. All that open flame, cheap polyester costumes, latex appliances on the head. Just seems like a real life safety hazard.
>>217116056star trek sex threesome with tom paris and harry kim
>>217116325This is one of my favorite TNG episodes. A strong people who are proud of their own culture and refuse to let the Feddies walk all over them, but somehow "THAT'S RAYCIS".
I want a threesome with Thomas and Will Riker.
>>217117306Only because it was marketed as Boy-Ar-De. I think because english naturally likes syllables and "boiar" is an unnaturally long one.
>Captain, we're getting a (you) from the /trek/ thread.>On screen.
>>217117101Should I be more doom and gloom about how AI's going, or how old every 'member this that was used in this generated shot is, subtly saying how AI or not, movies have been terrible for a while and will remain terrible?And then there's also the fact that just the other day, AIjeets paid to get onto my national broadcaster (BBC) to advertise the worst generative tech for a fad that died on contact with "audiences" I think a year ago (the step into a photograph one). Then again television only just stopped broadcasting things filmed during covid so maybe it's just the usual time lag.
>I don't like androids.
>>217117507what is this trannypost even from
>>217117516A Linkin Park music video.
Who was less needed: Chakotay or Ensign Kim?
>>217117618Chakotay starts out as very important but the Maquis angle is dropped in episode 2 which absolutely guts his character and leaves him as a glib facsimile of a nativeKim, on the other hand, is a decently conceptualized story. Having a fresh-out-of-the-academy, first posting Ensign on your lost in space ship should present a lot of story opportunities. He should be the most relatable character for the audience, as what is new to them is new to each more or less and yet they didn't really deliver on those stories (until later on -- the Kobali story, Timeless, etc, are all pretty good).I think they were planning to kill him off for so long that they neglected him and then when they decided NOT to kill him off, they could only do so much with the episodes remaining.
>>217117273no but I press my coffee before blooming it
The Cadets and Faculty of the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy welcome Trekkies young and old to Homecoming.
>>217117768I use a Chemex because I am not a fucking savage.
>>217117681Another thing with Kim is they never really develop his relationship with anyone besides tom paris In the first season they tease an older sister/younger brother thing with Harry and torres that just kind of gets forgotten about. But I suppose that is the problem with voyager in general.
>>217117408I want a threesome with Intendant Kira and Anastasia Komananov.
>>217117817Agreed. His friendship with Paris is top tier though and stands among the great broships of Trek.
>>217117825Is Data circumcized but Lore isn't?
>>217117849>angry all the time for no reasonLore is cut.
>>217117476>Should I be more doom and gloom about how AI's going, or how old every 'member this that was used in this generated shot is, subtly saying how AI or not, movies have been terrible for a while and will remain terrible?The problem is that you can do a lot of good prototyping with AI, but you have to really keep a tight leash on your generation pool and be a little Mendel all the time. I had this experience with the slopera and often times had to roll back 20 or so iterations and start from scratch because AI was losing the plot and fixating on the wrong mutation set. On launch day Suno advertised a new feature that basically promised to do what I was manually curating but ... it isn't as good as what I was doing by a long shot, because it's building on a 30 second fragment and not averaging over a constantly curated training pool. If you put in the effort–and it is effort–you can have a nice(ish) bonsai garden. If you use their easy buttons you can have a chia pet. If AI is actually tailored to be a rapid prototyping tool for creatives AND NO MORE, you can get a lot done. If it's pushed to the masses as a meme generator/porn generator/blingee dot com that destroys the planet, then it will have been completely wasted. Guess where it's being pushed..>>217117816I stan aeropress and hario siphon. I dismiss your pleb ways.
>>217117911Chickenshit can't do a pourover. I bet you don't even have a scale.
>>217117618Kim gets a lot more screentime so he's more important than Chatokay. Drop Chatokay and you'd have to adjust things for the Maquis stuff (maybe kill him off in the jump to the Delta Quadrant?) but he's a non-character otherwise.
>>217117974>I bet you don't even have a scale.I go by volume since I source all my beans from the same terrorist money laundering operation (allegedly)
But Major, how could I have possibly done that with wooden doors?
>>217117816>dripyou are a savage
>>217117981Eh, Chakotay still gets plenty of screentime but it's always just doing generic "first officer stuff" like telling the Captain she's taking too many risks, or shouldn't go on an away mission, or he's disciplining Paris, etc.But really they could've given Tuvok that shit after making him XO and it would be better.
>>217117816Is this what happens when a stoner goes somewhere they can't smoke weed? They get autistic about coffee instead?
>>217118059>They get autistic about coffee instead?Look up James Hoffmann. Yes.
>>217118035IT'S A CONE DRIP NOT A FLAT BOTTOM REEEEEEEEEE~
>>217118079there is no practical difference, you cannot tell cone drip from flat bottom drip in a blind taste test
>>217118079Compared to your pancake tuchus nothing is a flat bottom. Now STFU and gives us a Jesspresso, precious.
I was gonna make nachos but as it turns out I'm out of tortilla chipsCOMPUTAH, TURN OFF THAT NOOIISSE
>>217118110I spent $60 on a pound bag of Jamacian Blue Mt and I can.
>can spell Andorian but not JamaicanWhy?
This is me once a day:8oz hot water1tsp instant coffee2tblsp collagen powdersplash of heavy creamI'm a wild man. I can't be stopped.
>>217118148You're getting ripped off. I'm paying $25 for yemeni mokha light roast.
>>217116325It's a weird fetish story where the writer used Tasha as her self-insert to be kidnapped and held hostage by beastly African men. Apparently she had a habit of writing the same story and selling it to different shows too. It's no wonder she wasn't invited back for Star Trek. Today she'd be self publishing that trash for goonettes on Amazon.
>>217116325I wonder how the episode would have been remembered if they'd made them lizard people like they were originally going to. It's really not a bad episode.
>>217118481I agree it has good themes about how to negotiate with cultures that are radically different from your own. Also the first ever Data/La Forge subplot where they became besties. The problem is when you watch the episode on mute.
>>217118313Yeah well tariffs.
I don't drink coffee.
>>217119179lame
>>217119179you drink semen
>>217117476Don't judge AI by what Indians do with it. They don't even have any major data centers in their country. https://epoch.ai/data/data-centers/satellite-explorer
>>217117516I think it's life is strang- I mean stranger things.A show for girls and 30 year old women, to explain why the male looks like that.
>>217117816There is only One True Way™ to brew coffee. And it's straight out of a 1950s chemistry lab.
>>217118284>instant coffeeYou have no taste whatsoever. Hang your head in shame.
>>217119354https://youtu.be/b-R0TC0DLVE?si=ZFTp8M3N-6p9mC7W
>>217119567ybois don't be knowing how to dress theyself
>>217117849>>217117879It makes no fucking sense to keep circumcising humanoids in the 24th century. Or even the 21st century. But that’s a debate for /pol/, not /trek/.
>>217119626Seems like it's a long-standing Star Trek tradition, though.
ensign bajoran or ensign pretty?
>>217119662Nonsense. If you do not circumcise your females then they will be disloyal. Alhamdillullah we cannot have this blasphemy.
>>217119804Does anyone have that shot of Worf carrying Data like a sack of potatoes, except it’s clearly a doll in a wig? I think it’s a late season two episode where they turn him off and on again.
Set phaser to disintegrate
>>217119291It's getting hard to tell which company is Indian and which country is American with an Indian CEO and H1Bs in the office
>>217118148you cannot
>>217117799I could murder every single person involved in this atrocity, sleep soundly for the rest of my life, and stand unashamed in front of God come the end safe in the knowledge he would judge me righteous and pure. And not nice murder either, long and drawn out, with SAW traps and acid and shit.
>make the uniform different!
>>217120172>make it look like they only tucked in one of their shirttails into their waistlinewhy do they keep doing this asymmetry shit with the clothing
>>217117799
>>217120197It looks futuristic to retards
>>217120235>ACADAll Cadets Are Dumbasses
>>217117799…unless they're Scottish. >>217119567
>>217120799kek
>>217121058imagine her with that face watching two males fight to the death over her
>>217116047Is it illegal if she euthanizes her child in that case ??
First time watching ds9, I just saw the tribunal, and it made little sense. I'm willing to overlook everyone needing the cardassian justice system explained to them, even if they have participated before, to be able to explain it to the viewer, but it still shouldn't have happened. Based on tng and what ive seen of ds9 so far I feel like the federation would immediately start sending ships and gunboat diplomacy in the dmz demanding obriens return, regardless of whether they knew he was criminal or not. I dont remember specifically but I feel like there has been some establishment of federation extraterritoriality before. The cardassian lawyer and judge were fun though, but that seems to be the case so far for all cardassians in episodes, they are just the most entertaining.
imagine not chu-chuing on Chuesday
>>217121571not in canada
>>217121622the Fed isn't gonna move heaven and Earth to get some noncom from the space mall out of Cardie jail. Sisko can handle it and he did.
>>217120197> why do they keep doing this asymmetry shit with the clothingTo piss off autists. Everything from the lighting to the dialogue to the costumes is designed to make us uncomfortable.
>>217121622They were going to execute O'Brien over a course of like 4 days, but I do agree that the Federation would definitely have responded in kind with the kidnapping and execution of a Starfleet Officer.
>>217121742Imagine thinking you lot of genetic defectives deserves comfort. Go back to analyzing spreadsheets.
>>217121627like omg
11 days til ACA
>>217122099>Go back to analyzing spreadsheetsNot him, but huh? Why spreadsheets? And what's wrong with spreadsheets?
>>217122201It's old /trek/ lore. Not a book you want to open.
>>217122201it's a mobileposter it's retarded
>>217122192I'm calling it Ack-ademy. Or ACK.
>>217122201>Why spreadsheets? And what's wrong with spreadsheets?They're all a bunch of cell outs.
>>217122222the enterprise
>>217122201Different anon here, spreadsheets are the pointless busy work that enable all the financial scams that siphon off productive labor and capital. Spreadsheets are the reason we can't progress into a Star Trek future.That's why we need WW3, to destroy (((global banking))) and its (((bankers))).
>>217122276I guess. I suppose I have a lingering fondness for them because I became quite proficient at using Excel when temping for some pensions company years ago. And because the creation of VisiCalc was crucial to Apple's early success, and features prominently in Triumph of the Nerds, which is comfy as fuck. Anyway: Star Trek.
>>217122442here's one of spreadsheet-anon's lists but there are many more.
>>217116047New anon who just watches this endless war rage on. Not the geezer fag. But I say Lower Decks is better than Enterprise.
>>217122473Sweet.
>>217122491>new anon here
>>217122491So you're just watching but taking one side?
>>217122099Star Trek became a billion dollar franchise when it was a safety blanket for autists. It threw that away to chase the Modern Audience that doesn't exist.
>>217122558Every day you're new when you're 83 and have great grandchildren who work on the same oil rig as you (you have dementia)
>>217122589>safety blanket for autistsI didn't say Babylon 5
>>217122600I unironically plan on checking out B5 and Stargate this year. But Stargate looks like an even worse continuity soup than Star Trek.
>>217122558he already posted the exact same thing already too, replying to >>217116272
>>217122591Have I misunderstood, or are you telling me that the troonposter troonposts from (effectively) a micronation? Troonisia?
>>217122621>But Stargate looks like an even worse continuity soup than Star Trek.I don't know what this means, but it's surprisingly consistent outside of 2 or 3 exceptions
>>217122726the Rashintroon Caliphate
What is being new to /trek/ like?
>>217122779
>>217122600careful
~I've got faith, in the pah-wraiths~
>>217122817I will accept Watsonian answers only. Miss me with that Doylist nonsense. Beep boop my neurodiversity is a super power and not shame to my family no sir beep boop
>>217122824TO SMASH THIS TEMPLE TO DUST [angry cosmic saxophone solo]
>>217122779It must be exciting. You can start all the discussions we've had literally 1000 times all anew.
>>217122779There's two or three thread personalities having a permanent meltdown, all the time
>>217122779i came here without any pretense and just sharted my opinions all over the place because I had a lot of feelings about the shows I was watching and wanted to say them to someone. it was entertaining for me and I hope, some others.
>>217122779I don't remember.
daym
>>217123013i love Admiral Forrest
>>217123013he has one of those faces that you just can't recognize under makeup.
>>217123013based>>217123039same. the scene with archer and soval talking over his casket is kino
In the Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Reel posted in an earlier /trek/:Around the middle of the promo some cadets can be seen milling about in a corridor when one gives a double high five to what appears to be a Mugato. The horned ape-like creature (also called Mugatu or Gumato) appeared in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode “A Private Little War.” More recently the animated series Star Trek: Lower Decks built an episode around the creatures in Mugato, Gumato.Hella cool! A TOS LOW SFA crossover.
>>217123197OMG IT'S A RESPECTFUL NOD!!!!
Buck Broken
>>217122571NTA but why does there have to be sides? The Nu Trek fans seem to be fans of Old Trek too. And the entire outside world considers us misfits. Can't we all just get along?
>>217123197>milling about in a corridorYou don't say. Will there be feelings too?>Mugatu
>>217122779>What is being new to /trek/ like?Greeting, agent. Thus begins your indoctrination into the /trek/ Incel Council. Our charter is as follows:1. Have quality conversation about the Star Trek series. Acceptable topics of discussion include: sex with Shran, eating Vulcan ass, andorian booba. 2. (For the Shadow Pope and her acolytes, known as the Bashir Gesserit) Blogposting about Mecha Bashir and other folderol. Meet the notables of /trek/:1. SHADOW PRESIDENT VIC MIGNOGNA: Unitary plenary executive and three time Chili Cookoff runner up. 2. SHADOW POPE BASHIRFAGGOT:Will read your pagh and check your prostate at the same time. 3. SHADOW QUARTERMASTER VALLEY FORGE:Creates intricate miniature explosives ("they're called minis") and the finest merkins from artisinally sourced dust bunnies. 4. SHADOW TOPIARY CADET BIOLLANTEDon't trust him. He's an industry plant trying to put roots here.5. SHADOW THAT OTHER TRIPFAG NTTinteresting, don't worry about him What do you need to know about /trek/?1. WE TAKE FIRE SAFETY SERIOUSLY.No fire hazards allowed.2. SHRAN IS THE MAN.Sex him when you can.3. CELLULAR PEPTIDE CAKEiykyk4. GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG.Self explanatory.Our standard meeting protocols are enumerated in the Handbook, which has been tattooed on your inner thigh. Please refer to the Handbook for more details.
>>217123312>The Nu Trek fans seem to be fans of Old Trek too
>>217123312I'll give you a few credits for effort. Return to quarters.
incoming troona meltie
>>217123312No, I want absolutely nothing to do with any Trek produced after the end of the Berman/Braga TV shows. If you think NuTrek has any resemblance to those old shows outside of sharing a name then you're a fucking idiot and adds further justification to wanting nothing to do with your toddler level sci-fi shit
>>217123550(you're replying to the ld shill)
>>217123550
Tensions are rising.
ngl i'm kinda pleased how despite being a newfag my autistic ritualposting and earnest love of Shran has somehow made him a /trek/ unofficial mascot of sorts. he belongs to us.
>>217123550You're not new here. Why even claim otherwise?
>>217123703I don't believe anyone who claims to be new here, ever.
>Hmm lets take the flagship of the federation during the middle of the dominion war to go protect some space hippies God this movie was fucking ass. No other franchise has squandered as much potential as trek
we are in dire need of freighterpostingalso travis was in Leprechaun in the Hood
>>217123348I am always here, monitoring, building my dossier. Soon, I'll release the /trek/ Files.
>>217123738they're not sending any Galaxy classes against the Dominon after what happened to the Odyssey
>>217123794This was the sovereign class retard. It was literally built for war
>>217123834IN MY DEFENSE I have never seen Insurrection let alone any TNG movie. I assumed you were talking about the D
>>217123761>also travis was in Leprechaun in the HoodHe's also the grandson of jazz legend Wes Montgomery.
>>217123772And who are you again?
>>217123942that's the one
>>217123942Don't worry about it.
Star Trek is returning to form, but /tv/ isn't ready for that conversation
>tfw you spoiler an image that is explicitly identified by its filename
>>217124019
>>217124048
>>217122192Affordable Care Act?
>>217124161shameful display
>>217124161based display
https://youtu.be/udy_AiSODqk?si=_7wvdVLkPPM0Gtgr
>>217122779very neatot. zoomer that started from TOS 3 years agoP.S.i have recommended star trek to a zoomer friend and he hated it, then he watched nu-trek and loves it and we beef about it all the time now what trek version is better, welp
>>217124161neutral display
>>217124390>then he watched nu-trek and loves it
>>217124460muh special effects please understand. in old trek they are just shaking the camera all the time, unwatchable. high budget discovery is the shit
>>217124390Is your friend always accompanied by someone?
>>217124460Don't we only use like 12% of our brains or something?The average plebbitor even less, no doubt
Star Trek was always...
Imagine being a crewman with like 20+ years of experience in the fleet on board the Enterprise, listening as Captain Picard makes some fucking 12 year old an "Acting Ensign" (an officer rank, wtf? why not an 'acting crewman?') and puts him on the conn.Realistically Picard would have to go to Starfleet Medical and get a full examination to make sure he wasn't fucking insane if he did something like that.
>>217124460My recent MRI was normal.I think.
>>217124724>regular dietThat means goyslop doesn't it.
>>217124772If it were you it would say that your current diet is cum.
>>217124724Have Kev film your next seizure. My favorite star trek religion episode is the oven with the woman cult leader and the heat box.
>>217123738So does that mean Insurrection was NuTrek?
>>217124161>Kira>AntifaWhen are these tumblr faggots going to learn that being a freedom fighter isnt the same as being a fat leftist
https://youtu.be/sbTVZMJ9Z2I?si=JhUOAdSLhPTKV861Why does Jeffery have tubes named after him?
>>217124856from reading that post I get the impression that person who wrote it never actually watched the show
>>217124909because he's my favorite
>>217124724Hopefully they'll check you for butt worms.
>>217124856Let's not go there.
>>217124724*shakes*ACKComputer end program
>>217124909Different spelling.
>>217124909Jefferies tubes are named after Walter "Matt" Jefferies, the original production designer and art director for TOS,
>>217124965mean
Why must star trek be a constant battleground?
>>217125166rude degenerates cannot read the room, so they throw poop at the walls
The Enterprise under Kirk's command feels like autistic anarchy. Picard ran shit way more competent and smoothly.
another excellent comment from the "Retards Who Don't Know Anything About TOS"thanks Retards. always a pleasure.
>>217116968>Don't mind me, madam. Just opening your top to see what sort things are going on down there. I'm sure you won't mind.
>>217125230did you consider the fact that Kirk had female yeoman running amuck doing shit like this constantly making him lose his mind? he has a way stronger force of will and professionalism than Picard if you ask me.
Has someone converted all the laserdisc episodes into a clean mp4 without the fucked up DVD image?https://archive.org/details/DS9-S01-LaserDisc-1-of-3
What trek series should I watch after TNG?
>>217125265That is enough, anon.
>>217124161>Americans see a man that isn't obese >Think "hmm must be a twink" Mutts really project their mental illness onto everything don't they
>>217125397That would be DSN, the palate cleanser.
>>217125391no, the guy working on this isn't done with it and hasn't gotten to that part yet. if he ever even intends to. if you want a nice format you'll have to make it yourself for now.
>>217125431You have to admit Bashir has a fantastic body and handsome face
He's definitely a twink. He's downright effeminate in S1.Then again, how exactly am I supposed to tell a British man and a faggot apart?
it's funny cuz in that one springball episode or tennis or whatever the fuck he and O'Brien were playing, in the book they said how the female viewers would have much rather Bashir take his shirt off but they had O'Brien do it instead. but at least they got him in tight tennis gear.
>>217125549>springball
I'm going to post about Starfleet Academy when it comes out. What about you?
>>217125397DS9
>>217125755i'm gonna keep posting about Weyoun
>>217125431that's more of a nationless tumblrite than a burger
I'm going to hide those posts for advertising/begging
>>217125512>Then again, how exactly am I supposed to tell a British man and a faggot apart?The faggots eat better than the British.
>>217124709also field commissions are only valid until they can be reviewed by central command so it would have been revoked when they came back to earth for Conspiracy
>>217125431Star Trek is American media. Propaganda. You’re pretty demented
Bong here. The nutrek shilling/troonery is bad enough. Am I now expected to endure anti-bong shit too? Because fuck that noise.
>>217125972>Bong hereI thought your country banned 4chan. Don't make me report you to the queen or whatever
Man im rewatching TNG and season 4 is legit amazing, probably my favourite season of any series.
>t. Most masculine Brit (defending the honor of his English rose of a wife and her Paki BVLL
>>217125972This, there's enough /pol/ posting on /tv/ as it is.
>>217125855faggots are...a cannibal race?
>>217126000It's peak protocol adherence.
>>217125997Not yet. And her son might put in a good word for me, if he remembers me.
>>217126003Currycel post from someone up past midnight
>>217125997>>217126014You saw what we did to maduro last night, right? That'll be you next if you piss me off again
>>217126067Please theme your reaction animals.
>>217125972I thought you guys could famously "handle the banter."what, one joke about bongs being indistinguishable from homosexuals and you start vibrating? Relax, Niles.
>>217121713Sisko should have handled it by bringing it to his superiors. And they would have acted because its not about obrien but about power and allowing it to happen is de facto accepting the cards can execute anyone they like outside of fed territory
>>217126083sorry pretend I used this one instead
>>217125972the internet is literally invented and owned by Americans. Bongs are fucking embarrassing in the grand scheme of things. how are you not used to this yet?
>>217126067>piss us off again and we'll kidnap StarmerOh no. Not that. Anything but that.
>>217126090consider this: everyone in the Fed and elsewhere already knows Cardies are a fucking joke and even a guy the Fed assigned to keep track of some backwater shithole has enough wherewithal to handle their retarded fuckery. Cardies being a joke to everyone only makes it all the more fun. they are the underdogs, you see? that's why Dukat Did Nothing Wrong and is a hero.
>>217126086
>>217124856You do realize antifa far predates whatever your conception of modern armchair communists is, right?
>>217126086I don't think you guys really get bants. They're supposed to be good-natured, not>YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAGS! HUH. FUCKING FAG! SHUT UP, FAG! CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, FAG? FUCKIN' FAG.>NilesNo one's called Niles except Niles Crane. Did you mean Nigel?>>217126107I was used to /trek/ being a battleground between fans of actual Trek and one or two nutrek shills, but otherwise comfy. Can't even have that now, I guess.
>>217126107>and owned by Americans.The WWW was invented on a NeXTCube at CERN in Switzerland and 4chan is owned by a Japanese man.
>>217126086>bongs being indistinguishable from homosexualsHomosexuals at least have the decency to drink their beer cold and their cum warm.
>>217122696This is why I don't feel right fapping to Star Trek girls.
I won't stand for thiscome on lads let's go cuddle in bed
Looks like Neville P. Shittington-on-Bollocks is having what we'd call an absolute shitflinging melty and what Brits called "the epitome of excellence in automotive electrical wiring, brought to you by Jaguar"Chill out, "Guvernor." Pop your tea cup in the microwave and take those few seconds to collect yourself.
>>217124161>Goblin Does a CrimeMy favorite episodes. Don't you dare fucking post the one where they genderbend him. That shit was vile.
>>217126318Second thoughts, go back to the fag thing. At least it was concise.
>>217126020No, they're a mutualistic coprophagous race.
>>217126202You're acting like a bit of a faggot at the moment, Niles.
>>217125440>>217125779>DS9Sure, if you want a soap opera in space, starring a bunch of mall cops.
>>217126220He said the Internet, which was previously ARPANET, an American DOD project. The WWW is how a bunch of drooling morons found their way onto the Internet. It's nothing to be proud of.
>>217126351OK, I won't post an entire episode.
>>217126855>He said the Internet, which was previously ARPANET, an American DOD project.Cool. I'll be sure to respect Burger supremacy when it comes to (checks notes)....WAIS, FTP, and UUCP.
>>217126926Don't forget Usenet and IRC.
>>217124161TNG also had had fun side characters such as>Bald barber>Irish doorman (gets promoted after five seasons)>Holodeck coomer (No, the other one)>Oh God, here she is again.
>>217124161>>217127126Why do people think reductivism makes them appear humorous and intelligent?
>>217127183Because it's fun!"Traveling to a distant land, a young woman kills the first person she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again."
>When you've gone, will this world still exist? >Will my wife and kids still be waiting for me at home?
>>217127183Well, put simply...
>I was used to /trek/ being a battleground between fans of actual Trek and one or two nutrek shills, but otherwise comfy. Can't even have that now, I guess.hey, be nice to our bongbro, he has a good heart
such a keeno episode
>>217127694If you can't take someone calling you a fag on 4chan, you're not going to last 5 minutes so I can only assume he's a newfag who is going to wash out anyway
>>217127705
>>217127694>hey, be nice to our bongbro, he has a good hearthe plucked it out of a pie from the local pub
>>217126202There's no agreed-upon definition of "actual Trek"... I like TOS and TNG, but I disavow VOY, DS9, and ENT. From the ratings, so did a lot of other people.
>>217128188>Hey, sorry kid, according to my squigly ms paint line, your trek isn't real. Maybe you'll think before talking shit about my lesbian quirk chungus trek cartoon next time
Anything released after The Cage isn't real Star Trek.
>>217128188You are a retard. Fuck off.
>>217128236gene roddenberry copied irwin allen (lost in space, voyage to the bottom of the sea, time tunnel) to make star trek and I'm tired of pretending he didn't
>>217128274man I love seaQuest dsv
>>217128274That's retarded and can be easily debunked by reading the wikipedia page.
>>217128262You don't even like TOS.
>>217128236Anything released outside of Gene Roddenberry's sperm inside of Lucille Ball is not Star Trek
>>217128235https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/63587389/#63592230https://www.trekcc.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9355https://web.archive.org/web/20100426030528/http://www.madmind.de/2009/05/02/all-star-trek-movies-and-episodes-in-two-charts/Cope and seethe, dumbass.
NGONYAAAAAAAMAAAAAAEGAMU LAYOLINGO MAQUIS
>>217128274Roddenberry also copied Wagon Train and Outer Limits. Star Trek started out as homages to better properties and dumbed it down for kids. That's not even my opinion—that's just history.
>>217128492>Lucille Ballyou fucking wish, gene's ghost
>>217128498>source>a literally who blog from 2006 anon...
>>217128547Dude Gene had swagger. 100% they fucked. Lucille and Gene did business on the level but don't tell me he didn't have the BDE and that dog in him. My boy had game. Lucille Ball was a discriminating woman but my man Eugene Wesley was a singular man. >t. This is definitely normal living human mammal skin and not ectoplasm on a 4.32 petahertz cosmic vibration
>>217128527no maquis
>>217128561The source is Nielsen; that blogger simply put the pieces together. Was that line of thinking too complex for you to follow?
>>217128618there is a sleeping lion in the quadrant
>>217128631>The source is NielsenWho cares what Leslie Nielsen thinks? He didn't do sci-fi. Loved him in Police Squaderon
If he's 83 years old as he claims, then chances are he could die tomorrow. Star Trek.
>>217128604>>217128604>>217128604
>>217128617jej
don't worry about what it's for, just reply. should I watch a TV show or a movie next?
>>217128746youtube short
>>217128665he's not. he's some tranny living in some third world shithole
>>217128808sis....that's not one of the options
>>217128746Movie
>>217128824tv show
>>217128662Now you're being deliberately stupid, probably as a small-minded cope. Nielsen Media Research, obviously. Did you even read the article?
>>217128665I'm as healthy as an ox. There's a much bigger chance you'll die tomorrow.>>217128823Neither are true & you're delusional.
>>217128823Both are true and you're a visionary.
>>217128868Sorry I'm not interested in your blog
>>217128868>Now you're being deliberately stupid, probably as a small-minded cope.I will have you know, SIR, I come by my stupidity through the grace of the Creator inscribing His divine plan into the colossal story that is my genetic code. Whereas you, sir, come by your middling version of performance art by way of puffery and denial.
god i hope australia gets hit with a chinese nuke
