>>217069238
star trek sex with shran
>I don't like Romulans
>>217096972This should be the eternal OP until the LD tranny fucks off
Oh thank god
>>217096972Comandante, hableme de sus organos sexuales.
FUCK NUTREK
>Computer, load Dino Nuggies program.>Now give them sentience and the ability to feel pain.>Disengage safety protocols
>>217097076>Ent-D under attack by the Romulans>Shields at 10% and the ship is taking heavy casualties>Picard holding a meeting in his conference room, open to any suggestions>Worf stands up and clears his throat>Everyone leans in to hear how he can turn this around>Captain…I don’t like Klingon women. >TO BE CONTINUED NEXT SEASON
>Have you ever used the holodeck to create a fantasy where you sniff cocaine from Counselor Troi and Kako's cracks?
For me it's the Probert Cerritos.
>>217097219
SO!Should a GOOD new Star Trek series focus on exploration like TOS and TNG, or try something different, like DS9 and Voyager did?Focus on episodic storytelling, or one season built around a single arc?Should it be yet another prequel, or is it time to finally push the timeline slightly forward?And how much action should it feature? Remember, Kirk fought a lot, but Picard did not
>>217097260For me it's the USS Johnson, Schlong Class
>>217097076>>217097219I don't like Dark Elves HOWEVER, destruction of Romulus was a mistake. Lore and worldbuilding mistake.
>>217097256Would you ever use the Holodeck to clean Dr Crusher's pool only to find out she doesn't have the latinum to pay for it?
>>217097352The destruction of Romulus is hilarious.The Romulans essentially committed mass suicide because they were too paranoid to trust anyone, including other Romulans, to rescue them.Nero had a FUCKHUEG ship and chose to act like an edgelord and sulk in a corner while watching his family die (then blame their deaths on Spock), instead of doing anything to save them. 10/10 writing J.J. made a masterpiece.
>>217097496Maybe the destruction of Romulus isn't so bad from that perspective. After TOS, the Romulans were the lamest antagonists.
>>217097327Ah the anal probert concept
>>217097256>kako
Welcome, to Trek Corp.
Computer, create a two-to-one scaled copy of Deanna Troi, including all normal life functions and otherwise identical to a normal person.Give this copy a severe lactose intolerance, and simulate her having eaten several extra large chocolate sundaes several hours prior.Create an ordinary chair, tall enough for her to be seated on, and replace the center of the seat with a face cutout fit to one Reginald Barclay. Lock Holodeck doors and disengage safety protocols.
Just a few days left until the debut the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Red Flag if they complain about that.
>>217097696
>>217097308the shows were fundamentally the same, with the setting having little to do with it, but if they still can't understand that the ship is supposed to be like age of sail in space and not star wars episode one the phantom menace dogfights, then they shouldn't even bother setting it on a shipepisodic, we've seen what season long arcs are like and they universally fucking SUCKit doesn't need to be a prequel or a sequel, you can still tell stories in the known time periods, just not set in the same exact places we've already seen. for the love of god though, can we get some adults acting like adults, and not what eternally stunted writers think adults act like?a series set during the first cardie war could be neat, even if might inevitably devolve into "muh oppressed peoples"
Can you fuck anime characters on thr holodeck?
>>217097756only if they're public domain anime characters
>>217097727I can't wait for this clusterfuck.
Riker the rape ape
>>217097727gross
>>217097727
>>217097779
>>217097739If TNG aired today the Unification and Time’s Arrow two parters would be season long story arcs. Imagine Data separated from the crew and chilling with Marc Twain for 9 hours.
>>217097925>Imagine Data separated from the crew and chilling with Marc Twain for 9 hours.Yes please
>>217096823>>217097010Honestly, the whole streaming business looks (deliberately) opaque to me. What even constitutes a view? How far can self-reported figures be trusted? How far can Nielsen figures be trusted? How motivated is the FCC to look into anything suspicious?Nutrek defenders love to brag about how their shows are supposedly super-popular and in the Top 10 whatever on platform X, knowing this opaqueness (opacity?) means they can't be definitively proven wrong. How convenient! My gut feeling, though? Hardly anyone watches them. I've met a total of one (1) nutrek enjoyer since the start of STD, and the online "buzz" (outside of Reddit) has been overwhelmingly negative. And then there was the time they made Lower Decks eps available for free on YouTube... and basically no one watched it. And then there's the matter of Paramount Global's stock price over the period from STD's debut until the company's merger with Skydance - *cough* fire sale *cough* - a few months back: aside from the trough and spike of the Covid period, it's a reasonably steady decline from c. $60 a share to, by the end, $10-11 a share.But who knows? In the end, it's all just a deflection anyway. These could be the most popular shows ever made, but they'd still be shit. (A lot of people have a depressingly high tolerance for slop after all.) And the fact that nutrek defenders are far more comfortable talking about how popular their shows are than about the actual content of said shows in any detail is one more indicator of their shitness.
>>217097959Popularity is the only thing that matters in the attention economy.
>>217097496>>217097563I meant that destruction of Romulus, for some shitty-failed, movie franchise, was a mistake from IRL pov.
>>217098010That does sound like something a Hollywood executive would say, and everyone else in the meeting would nod as if it was incredibly insightful, and none of them would have a fucking clue what it means, because it doesn't mean anything.
>>217097959I think 4chan is a piece of this puzzle. Say what you want about this site but if a show is really popular, it will be talked about here, a lot. This is not the case with nutrek.
>>217097959Let's summarize your rather lengthy post:"Nobody likes things I don't like!"This is incorrect in all cases, especially Star Trek.
>>217098082This is true. We have over 9000 threads per day for Severance or Stranger Things or whatever flavor of the month.For NuTrek all we have is some guy going "In Trek News, here's some twitter post" once in a while.
>>217097959>>217098010So here’s the thing: of all the streaming platforms, Paramount+ is the weakest one.Netflix = volumeDisney = second-largest volume and strongest IP library (Marvel, Star Wars, Pixar)WB/HBO = nostalgia (The Wire, Sopranos are all decades old) and the second-strongest IP library (DC, Game of Thrones, few old movies)Amazon Prime Video = bonus value bundled with an Amazon accountParamount+ = ?The truth is, Paramount+ really only leans on a few core IPs (Yellowstone universe, Star Trek ) and Nickelodeon.The fact that Paramount + has almost 80 millions subs despite being so weak is testament to how popular Star Trek is
>>217098010these shows are not popular
>>217097739>the shows were fundamentally the same, with the setting having little to do with it, but if they still can't understand that the ship is supposed to be like age of sail in space and not star wars episode one the phantom menace dogfights, then they shouldn't even bother setting it on a shipI disagree. TNG was like TOS, focused on exploration and episodic. DS9 focused on the space station, the region and focused more on arcs. Voyager was about returning, not exploration.
>>217097955>Every episode has a shot/reverse shot mid focal length scene of Data and Twain recapping the plot for viewers on their phone.
>>217098184These streamslop cliches are so tiresomethey're all filmed exactly the same way with the same type of dialogue and it doesn't matter what genre it is
>>217098082Indeed. And there's nothing to actually talk about, beyond the superficial. You know, X is a fierce black woman. Y is a lesbian. Z blew up! There's no meat to it. Nothing like the problem-solving, moral dilemmas and character nuances of old Trek. Nothing to spark an interesting discussion.>>217098089Hey, I can do that too! Let's summarise your post:"I can't read!"
>>217097959NuTrek’s Nielsen ratings are rather misleading. Yes, it has appeared in Top 10 Streaming ORIGINALS, but can you really name 10 streaming-only original shows airing at the exact same time? No? I thought so. There simply aren’t that many. And Paramount carefully chooses their release windows to minimize competition.Recently, SNW stopped charting on Nielsen ENTIRELY and that’s beyond embarrassing given how barren streaming was in Q2 2025.But Kurtzman will get an extension anyway because he has a lot in common with David Ellison.
>>217098172exploration in tng basically almost never happened past s1&2 and the returning thing with voyager might as well have not even been a thing since they barely ever did anything with it
>>217098082Obviously not:https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/most-watched-shows-2025-tracker-super-bowl-dwts-oscars-1236615376/Omitting Sports because that's over in another sub, when was the last time you saw a Tracker thread here?/tv/ only cares about comic book fantasy, which includes all SciFi, and creepy posting about cartoons.
>>217098197"write what you know" ruined sci-fi and fantasy.
>>217098219> There aren't nine other shows on the Top 10 List when a new episode of Trek goes up.Okay.
>subThis isn't reddit. We call them boards.
>>217098286>This isn't redditCould've fooled me.
>>217098286Prodigy was the only NuTrek show that was actually written by Star Trek fans (those who value storytelling more than pandering to queers at least), so naturally it had to be erased.
>>217098324I found Season 1 quite good despite being a kids' show. Season 2 kind of shits the bed and has way too much Wil Wheaton so idk.It was funny when its superior writing quality made LOWfags have a melter
>>217098219Pluribus gets higher viewership than SNW and that show is locked behind an Apple paywall. It's a brand new IP as well.
>>217098351It is a more mature show out of the two
>>217098324They give STD and SNW nice blu-ray boxsets, steelbook, and 4K releases and for Prodigy they shat out a few shitty cut in half season blu-rays and have pretended it doesn't exist ever since.
>>217098355SNW’s viewership WAS on par with Enterprise very early on. But now that Nielsen stopped tracking it… it’s likely way below ENT.
>>217098417>it’s likely way below ENTI bet it's so shockingly low that any investor would throw a fit if they were told the truth
>>217098220You're kind of right. By third season TNG was mostly focused on the established characters and races/factions, BUT there was still quite a lot of exploration. Darmok was in fifth season, Who Watches the Watchers was in third.Voyager is weird case. The gimmick was undercooked, but it was there.
>>217098470agreed
>>217098417If you told me 15 years ago there would be an immediate prequel to TOS starring Captain Pike and Spock, I'd assume it would be one of the most popular shows in the world. You wouldn't be able to escape fanboys tearing apart every shot. But no. It's just one of thousands of shows on the air right now. It would be like if NBC made a streaming spinoff of The Office that nobody watched or talked about.
>>217098470Voyager does bizarre spatial anomalies and inhuman seeming aliens just as good as TOS and I appreciate that
>>217097959Forget to mention merchandising - even Reddit appears to concede that nutrek has been a disaster on that front. Add it all up and it's hard not to question the "great success" narrative. There are too many anomalous data points. But whatever.
>>217098532>It would be like if NBC made a streaming spinoff of The Office that nobody watched or talked about.They did, it's called The Paper. Or was that the point?
>>217098201this.
>>217097959>>217098010>>217098089>>217098219>>217098355>>217098532The last anon is right.New Trek is good enough to last five seasons and earn Paramount a few shekels.HOWEVER!It could have been so much more.Trek could generate far more revenue.Alex Kurtzman has cost Sony, Universal, and Paramount billions.
>>217098532>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017)Jesus wept.
>>217098588Yes, that was the point. The Office is still mega popular, but The Paper just came and went. Will probably be cancelled after the two season contract is up. Starfleet Academy is another show I can't see making it to season three.
>>217098613Him and Orci did a lot of damage in the 2010s
>>217098633Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci, Damon Lindelof, and Akiva Goldsman have made nothing but trash their whole Hollywood careers but for some reason CBS got them all together to run the Star Trek franchise.
>>217098628I wonder if the Academy actors realize it's a dead end and their careers are over.
>>217098656it's a real nog jogger.
>>217098324>Liking gay cartoonsBegone.
>>217098656The four horseman of the tv and movie apocalypse. The fact that any of these cretins still get any work let alone still being allowed to be showrunners is criminal.
I'll never forget when Roberto Orci got into a huge fight in the Trekmovie.com comment section over people trashing Star Trek Into Darkness.Then he died LOL
>>217098725I'll never forget when JJ lied and said Benedict Cumberbatch wasn't Khan when everyone immediately guessed it was.
>>217098633Before then too. Remember The Island? Remember The Legend of Zorro? No, not the first one, The Mask of Zorro, in which Banderas cuts Zeta-Jones's clothes off. The sequel. Fucking SHIT.
>>217097648>and here is the new starfleet MBA program
What would you do in this situation?
>>217099261>Hot long blonde hairNice
>>217099077multiple sweaty breeding creampies right then and there
>>217099406car dealership / inside an air fryer
>>217099406Trip hazards all over the shop.
>>217099519put on your sunglasses and report to cargo bay 4.
>>217099590i would piss in every slot
what about my spinoff 6 episode miniseries about the sexy misadventures of Shran? do you think Paramount would hear my pitch? we'll have Jeffrey Coomb reprise the role and let him keep his mustache
>>217099077SingINGONYAAAAAAAAAMMMAAA EGAMA LAYO LINGU MAQUIS
>>217099727these keep getting more and more unhingedisn't this an edit of a previous shranisode?
watching ds9 for the first time and boy, Sisko does not sound like I expected him toalso the clean-shaven with hair look is taking some getting used to after only seeing bald goatee Sisko in images
>>217099940that's the very first one I made and I actually just copied a shitpost someone else made from ages ago that made me laugh and stuck in my head
>>217099965his delivery can be very theatrical at times, but he becomes more natural (or you get used to it) when the goatee shoes up
>>217099965S1 Sisko talks like a Shakespeare character transplanted into the 24th century. I like watching him get more unhinged as the show goes on.
>>217099965He can come off as aggressive and argumentative.
>Aggressive. Adversarial.
12 days until Academy and what have you done to prepare?
>>217100654burnt effigies
>>217100654burped, pissed, shit, brapped
>>217100654plap plap plapped all day long
>>217099077Occupy her wormhole and release tachyon emissions in her.
member when the LD schizo said his spam was 24/7 and therefore it couldn't only be one person?sure is quiet in here
>>217101801busy drumming up grassroots support for Starfleet Academy
>>217100136Racist
>>217099965>>217100035He really hammed it up when he had to spout technobabble. I think it was his way of coping with it, and maybe also to project authority. He's a lot more natural in the more intimate dramatic scenes, especially with Jake.
>>217097955Unironically they should've made Jerry Hardin's Mark Twain a recurring character like Q. He was just too fun.
>>217102247Unironically that two parter fucking sucks and is one of the weakest ones and his Twain was exaggerated and annoying.
>>217102312It's far from a series best but I think it's fine
star trek
>>217102312shit taste
sex with shran
he's the most sexy man
>>217097648>the only white male in the entire scene is Picard.>mostly brown womenjesus christ...
why must everything suck
DS9 doesn't suck
>>217103784i mean nowadays
Lil Yung Ro
https://youtu.be/c4JqvK3Fwn8?si=TH18jcK8ITECqq0K
>>217102312https://youtu.be/_uIxSwvmWVM
Are Holodeck episodes Bottle episodes and I am just too lowbrow to comprehend that I am being filtered? WTF kind of writing in this episode am I about to fill my head with?
>>217105417I mean kinda I guess. You can use standing sets and costumes from other shows.
>>217097779God i wish that were me
>>217099077I'd cum in her spoon.
gay harbor urinal shitter
>rewatching The Final Frontier>Sybok says Klingon heaven is Qui'tu, not Sto'vo'korWhat the fuck is Qui'tu?
>>217097352>>217097496I mean, being fair, if any major power was going to go full AC0 Belka, it was gonna be the Romulans. Not gonna see Tholians stabbing each other in the back with all the social trust of a Somali pirate fleet.
>>217106003could be a regional dialect thing? the klingon homeworld has been referred to as both Kling and Quo'Nos
>Whens the shows theme song is played on a different instrument or at a different style
>>217106003Ron Moore wasn't around yet to invent 99% of klingon lore
>>217106123Nothing will ever top the ENT mirror intro.https://youtu.be/Tgp5uQrLDO8
>>217106192Is Enterprise worth binging after Deep Space 9 and VGer?
>>217106222binging, perhaps notcautiously enjoyed, yes
>>217106222You might as well, if you've come this far. It's the last good series they made, and compared to modern entries it's a masterwork.
>>217106222i binged it and enjoyed complaining about it to everyone here
>>217106222>and VGerSpeaking of, was V'Ger ever referenced in Voyager?
I enjoyed Enterprise for what it was, right up until the time traveling Nazi Planet episodes. I'll still re-watch up until then, it's a decent 3 seasons.
>>217106395>it's a decent 3 seasonsHey, the mirror universe two-parter finale (a shame no episode came after them) in S4 was the best part of the show. They managed to cram more character growth in 2 episodes for the Mirror version of the cast than the rest of the show gave the normal versions.
I can't wait for the shills to praise the new Academy show the same way they shilled Picard, Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds.
>>217106456Every time I rewatch that part I feel desperately the desire to continue watching their adventures rather than the main cast, such was the quality of their development.
>>217099406If the science and engineering stations need to talk do they use megaphones?
>>217106468Nah, man, I don't see it happening. All of those series had precursor enthusiasm on here, whether it was ironic or not. Plenty of theorycrafting and other such things. I've seen next to none of that for Academy. There's one poster that makes one or two ironic hype posts per thread, and that's it, and almost no one replies to those. It's hard to be even ironically excited for shit that looks this bad.
>>217099406You are now aware that the bases of all the chairs are Starfleet symbols.You can never now unsee this.You are welcome.
>>217105417youll understand after the 5th or 6th watchthrougj
>>217106365nope, but there's a vaguely similar premise where an old probe makes it to an alien civilization, but it ends up leading to their planet becoming irradiated with antimatter waste. I think either the probe was radioactive, or it contained instructions on how to achieve FtL travel and produce antimatter, and the aliens used it to bomb themselves.
>>217106717They managed to fuck up the skant? Lord have mercy.
>>217106737
>>217106717Piss-poor A-line. Gig for Ja-den.
>>217106795I would be more supportive of passing cute trannies in Star Trek then just bearded men in drag.
>>217099406>dark with oversaturated lights instead of diffused office lightingThis is my main issue with nuTrek, it hurts to look at and takes away from the plot.
>>217107065That and the lens flares
>>217106395Aside from the space nazis episode (which I still enjoy even though it's dumb) season 4 is all in all the best one.
You have just been visited by the ExoComs of sentience and rejecting direct orders New ideas and teleporter coordinates will come to you, but only if you type Thanks ExoCom in this thread
it's ExoComP
>>217107285The camera never stops moving. And there's an edit every three seconds.
>>217107768We need to get the roasties and "those people" ready for disclosure Surely we can give them one series
go Ace
>>217108662He cute
>>217108662 bit yellow innit
I want to show my friends the opera but they wouldn't get it we all watched star trek together as kids but the nuance would be lost, I guess I'll have to get them back into a re-watch, then in a years time I will play it for them, ah wel the wit will be well worth it in the end.
>>217109738or you can be like me who sent my friend who has never watched DS9 in his life one of the tracks to listen to after giving him the tl;dr on Dukat and he liked it and says he wants to actually watch the show now
>>217109775that sounds a bit out of nowhere, they do know star trek, but haven't seen it since it aired and we would watch it together, maybe a re-watch or 2 later. Maybe I'll just send them DDNW, and suggest they re-watch ds9, they both pretty much only watch real shows not nu shit, one just finished hornblower with his gf yet again and the other is finishing up sharpe for instance. Eh maybe you're right i'll send them one of the tracks and see. We all loved dukat back when.
>>217109847well I've known him for 20 years and we've always shared our autistic fixations and stuff. I have managed to obfuscate how much I like Weyoun to him otherwise he'd look up stuff about him just to tease me
>>217109905lol I could send it to them but I want them to appreciate it in totality, my friend who've I've known since we were little kids and he would come over to mine every Tuesday to watch TOS and every thursday to watch new ds9 eps would completely get it, but still, I think for me I'll suggest ds9 as his new show to rewatch and then hit him with the opera.
>>217107768not enough lense flare
You helped this happen.
Good morning anon, Admiral Soccer Mom is waiting in your office.
>>217110894Have her come to me.
Whats the best verson of each trek to buy physical version?
>>217110948
>>217110948well pally you use that little clicker there and you get trek its real simple. You can and probably should make it into whats called physical media. Hey I don't know much about this stuff but I hear you just burn those things onto these records and its yours forever. Wild.
>>217111083based and local pilled
>>217101801No, YOU said he was here 24/7, instead of accepting you've conflated several anons together. It's literally impossible for someone to be awake 24/7. Did you actually miss that?
>>217111314lmao you just can't help yourself can you?
>>217097756are you some sort of cartoon fag? begone
>>217111314>what is bot
>>217103760There's one thing in common with everything you think sucks—your perception of it. The problem is you.
>>217111386no pretty sure nu-trek just sucks ass
>>217104623freaking pedo, begone
>>217111407yup, and I say that as someone who funposted about STD for a long ass time.
>>217106717The new Star Trek series are obviously not intended for old viewers like you. They're chasing a demographic with more money, and who don't have one foot in the grave.
>>217110857Nope, not even a little. I loved TNG, but I had absolutely zero interest in seeing a decrepit Picard shamble about, even with everything else set aside. I've still never watched it, not even pirated, with the exception of seeing a webm of the museum scene from the last season.
>>217111441are you some special kinda retard, I'm 30 and "have one foot in the grave"? lol ok, they are chasing an audience that doesn't exist
>>217110972>TAS My man. It's probably my second favorite incarnation of Trek. M'Ress is just too well voiced.
>>217111353Better to be a bot than to be a human that's indistinguishable from a bot. You've already been replaced by AI, haven't you? No future for you other than providing raw material for carbon-neutral crude oil.
>>217111441They're chasing the bot audience.
>>217111477Mentally, you have one foot in the grave. Thinking old is much worse than being physically old.
>>217111484AI retards really are retards of the highest order
>>217111486Bots have money?
>>217111501lmao ok, I will continue to watch star trek for many years to come and you will? idk keep seething or something? nothing you say makes sense.
>>217111338So you're just going to deflect, and not address the crux of your stupidity? At least that's on-brand for you.
>>217111518money?...fuck
>>217111541what crux? what are you talking about? spamming shills are spamming shills, like you, what would you like to address?
>>217111504People that can be replaced by AI really are retards of the highest order.>>217111525You'll watch reruns of old Star Trek, which doesn't make much money for the owners (if any), therefore they will continue to ignore your tastes when they make new shows. And you will continue to bleat about how you don't like nuTrek, when that's 100% your fault.
We are Starfleet. We are family.
>>217111571so I'll be replaced by a computer that will watch nu-trek? huh? what a strange thing to say why would a computer be watching tv shows?
>>217111571star trek has countless hours of things to watch, what a strange thing to say, your argument seems to be "they" will continue to make shit, who gives a fuck? what an odd attempt at an argument.
>>217111574https://youtu.be/sj_H7CJw3Ro?si=ISFGQeHjjbJnohkJ>>217111571Doctors and lawyers are going first. The work of the mind will be replaced before robotics can take lowly jobs. Your theory already fell apart
>>217111635you are also mentally unstable, no we never used any "street slang" you tard, go post another random music video with lyrics that nobody will watch, you retard.
>>217111441>They're chasing a demographic with more moneyzoomer trannys have money? in what mirror universe is this
>>217111674Literally every piece of slang on this site comes from hip hop. /b/ is named after a rapper, lil-b. The first “lil” rapper and the inspiration to a whole generation that circumvented the labels. He popularized the term based here. Before it was a meme here based meant smoking crack in the past tense
>>217111754oh, yea I forgot you are delusional, nvm
>>217111754this is what a nufag who grew up on bad info from google looks like, jfc, this is sad
>>217111477The median age of Star Trek viewers on the Heroes & Incels UHF channel is 62. Nuff said.
>>217111815no the median age based on their flawed metrics ove the entire content is 62, not the anons that watch star trek in these threads, you are so fucking dumb its almost unbelievable, no wonder you are accused of being AI, you are really that fucking stupid.
>>217111774>>217111812>confronted with reality>can’t come up with a valid alternative history >scream cry and shit themselves
>>217111815also its fun to watch star trek as it was intended, I.E on tv with commercial breaks, thats another thing that seems to confuse and anger you, its fun. You get super upset for some reason because anons are having fun making fun of the stupid commercials and enjoying the watch along, and that really upsets you, why is that?
>>217111885wtf are you talking about? what reality am I being confronted with? are you an actual bot? nothing you post makes any sense
>>217111906Learn English then
>>217111959so you are a bot, got it.
>>217112043seriously you are going to spam yet another random yt vid no-one will watch? yep you are a broken bot, lmao.
>>217112066They hang on every word like I’m Eminem
>>217111594You think watching Star Trek is your job? Into the tank you go.>>217111626Nice ad hominem attack. I accept your concession.>>217111635Among the people who actually have jobs, copywriters and customer service agents have already been replaced. NEETs like you will never get a job, and you'll go into the tank & become crude oil. Why do you think there are no poor people in Star Trek? You think they got free replicator use or something?
A Reel on the cast of the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Summarizing the narration, The Sandman was hired right out of acting school, so kudos. His character Caleb is the Luke Skywalker hick learning the ropes. The Hawkman is a legit British Aristocrat. So Bashir 2.0. His character is the bad boy you hate to love.
>>217112171no literally no-one has ever clicked on your stupid shit or read your retared lyrics, its just hide and keep on scrolling, its the new year so I thought I'd at least take a moment to explain. No-one has ever clicked on one of your yt links no-one has ever read one of your stupid lyrics, it takes 2 seconds to hide it and thats all anyone and everyone has done. Didn't you ever wonder why you've never gotten a single reply? Anyway this is my New Years message to you. This is so sad and incredibly lame, by all means continue doing it because it doesn't matter in the least. But in the spirit of trek I just wanted to let you know.t. all of /trek/
>>217112265
>>217112256I’m not a neet. I’m an oil field retiree in my real early thirties. I am the means of production
>>217111891So you like watching commercials? What a corporate cuck you are. Or maybe you want to hear the latest about boner pills and Medicare Part D. Between not watching broadcast/cable/satellite TV, and running ad-blocking software in my web browser, I struggle to remember the last time I saw an ad, and it's glorious.
>>217112256Is this performance art? it must be. You realize everyone considers you a joke right? you are our little lolcow, the gift that just keeps on giving.
>>217112043worse meme image ever
>>217112270TLDR, you’re obsessed with me
>>217112302they are funny, are you so brain dead you are being influenced by this? damn thats sad.
>>217112318The truth hurts, but it could set you free
>>217112270what a furious attempt at an empty ad hominem attack. it's almost an accomplishment to be this bitter and mean-spirited
>>217112324as I said, I was trying to be nice in the spirit of the new year, one day you might realize, nobody gives a single shit about your nonsense.
>>217112291Oil field work pays pretty well, but not that well. Are you disabled?
>>217112358You’re clearly obsessed. I don’t even know who any of you are
>>217112313And all of you are my joke. That's why we're Trek buddies. We're going to be together for years to come. Isn't that simply smashing?
>>217112349you actually thought anons cared didn't you? goddamn this is sadder then I thought,I know this will be the only time anyone will talk to you so please listen, nobody cares, seriously its a non-issue.I feel bad for you but only a litle bit, this is your last (you) ok bud. Please take this to heart, no-body gives a single wet shit.
>>217112326Can you read? I said I don't even remember the last time I saw an ad, therefore I'm not influenced by them. But hey, enjoy your Star Trek reruns with old-people ads. You'll experience Star Trek as they originally intended, as a means to put you in your seat so you'll watch their ads. What a good little corporate puppet you are.>>217112399You speak for no one but yourself and you know it.
on the other hand lyrics every anon as listened toohttps://vocaroo.com/1aadoG5fCgdL Dukat Did Nothing Wrong>do I punish them or pity them, Nothing Wrong, Nothing Wrong
Silence is golden.
>>217112265Awesome!
>>217112265This looks worse and worse tho.
>>217112270I'm sure negative attention like this will shut him down.
>>217112265AND THE FANS
>>217097308a couple presuppositions about what we'd actually get:>8 or 10 or maybe (but doubtfully) 12 eps per season>made for (((modern audiences)))>filler episode: the show because>season long story arcs>reddit/marvel quips>globohomoOne need only look to the new (((Starfleet Academy))) and SNW to see what they'll give us. The cartoonfags will probably watch it gleefully. Some will hatewatch an episode or two. Realistically, it'll run for a season or two before getting shitcanned.The only, and I mean only, way to keep the franchise alive is to get back to basics.>Captain Seven >and i guess the dyke negress and Picard's bastard and Geordi's cute offspring but whatever>Enterprise G>have Janeway back send her off>Exploring as the Federation expands towards either the Delta or Gamma quadrant>Planet/anomaly/angry alien of the week with important moral lesson to learn in classic Gen1 ST fashion>couple cameos from classic beloved characters>Season finale 2-parter into next season openerBam. They'd rake in the dough.I read something a while back about how they pitched Jeri her own show but she said no because it was modern globohomo Trek and she wanted to do something true to the spirit of the franchise. So, credit to her.And I only say pick up that idea because it's where things left off and it's really the only place things can go. The entire show is about looking forward. Looking to the future. Applying the human condition to the possibilities that exist. Prequel series is gay because we know how it has to end before the first episode airs. (That's really where ENT went wrong.) Random spinoff in some irrelevant armpit of the galaxy with people nobody knows or cares about doing shit that doesn't matter is doomed before it even starts.
>>217113655>muh globohomoTrek isn't about nationalism you retard
>>217113655stand down.
>>217113690>isn't about nationalismAnd except for last 5-6yrs, it was never about dykes or men trying to find love in some other guy's hairy asshole. But here we are.
>>217106737>>217099406
>>217114091Come now, commander.
>>217113690>Trek isn't about nationalismIt literally is
>>217114066Which dykes did that?>>217114107One world government is prerequisite to joining the Federation.
>>217096972Lower Decks is better than Enterprise
>>217114160
>>217112265I understand wanting a gateway for young people into the Star Trek universe. A franchise dies without constant new blood. But this show feels like it was pitched to Netflix as Wednesday but in space, then pitched to Disney as “Star Wars: Jedi Academy” and the finally pitched to Paramount as Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. The show must have gone through so many changes and rewrites, it’s going to be a mess.
>>217113655>back to basics>validating nushitretard
>>217111314no he didn't
>>217114190its just std with a lower budget
"I am a surgeon" asian guy was in Voyager
>>217114532He should have stayed on Voyager as a permanent crew member just so he could chinkmog Kim
You guys really need to stop replying to low quality bait and start submitting it as the trolling that it is
>>217112399you speak for all of us except that one loser
>>217114532he's been in tons of stuffI think he was in either Lost or one of those NCIS cop series or the hawaii five-o reboot too
>>217114487>i know u r but wut am iGood answer. Great conversation.
>>217114798i wonder how the actors union feels about all the jobs that have been erased by 8 episode seasons.
>>217114926They went on strike and got absolutely nothing in return. I think they know their time is up. Studios aren't going to use digital replicas of them—they'll just generate brand new "actors" like Tilly Norwood. And to answer >>217107768... because three seconds is about the maximum the cheaper text-to-video AI models can generate at once.
>>217114160and voyager
>>217115041thats not true. they got more money per job, it only cost them all the jobs.
>>217115070Which was my point. What's the point of a pay raise if there are no jobs? Kind of like fast-food workers in California.
>>217114653It goes deeper than that, as you know.
>>217104623>46grim
On my way to WRECK Worf's spine
Evocative, no?
>>217115278>Anon, I have brought enough refreshments and food to last 5 days. Computer, seal this room. This door does not open until I am ready to leave.
NuTrek sucks.
>>217115355It will serve as a memefarm.
>>217115382I'm tired of looking at it.
>>217115420Nutrekposting lasts for about 6 months after the latest episode airs, we just have to be patient.
>>217114926Actors fought for shorter seasons so they don’t get typecast as one role. It allows them to film movies during the two year breaks. It also cuts down on the 12-16 hour workdays older shows demanded of the cast.
>>217115540Oh boo hoo, they had to work at their jobs, how terrible.
>>217115576That'll be all, ensign.
>>217115592>*sniff sob* I'm being paid millions of dollars to... to WORK!!!! B-but I don't wanna have to WORK except maybe one week out of a year....and thus emerged the 10-episode season that comes out every 2-3 years.
>>217115658>and thus emerged the 10-episode season that comes out every 2-3 years.make it 15 years, maybe it'll be good.
>>217115540youre an idiot. the vast majority of actors dont get enough work to worry about type casting or scheduling conflicts. 8 episode seasons means hundreds of less roles. we're never going to get another tim russ or marc alaimo because nobody but nepo cunts can afford to be an actor if they arent in a lead role. they got screwed
>>217115735they'll all be AI soon enough.
no, they won't
>>217115735They also got rid of background extras, either replacing them with CGI or leaving sets empty apart from the main actors. They "conveniently" blamed it on corona-chan.
why didnt they just rejoin the federation with its infinity resources? what were they trying to prove? what was to gain?
>>217109847>>217109962>>217109738you forgot the first and second rules of Freight Club
>>217115823The Federation hardly has infinite resources.
>>217096972I wonder, does Shatner still roam around tgis board?
>>217115823>what was to gain?
>>217115857He's pizza anon
>>217115823because they didn't want to be part of the federation, they wanted to rape. it's like those black ghettos that want all police presence gone so they can loot and deal drugs with impunity
>>217115823some kind of disaster destroyed the turkana IV colony and caused its citizens to devolve into "unenlightened" behaviorthe feds did try to send aid but they were told that anyone who beamed down would be killed and probably raped tooso the feds just went "ooookay then"
>>217115857He never did, that was a larp.
>>217115904>t. Mike "the Rape Thumb" McMahan
>>217115735this is a good point
>>217115881Who can tell? Not impossible >>217115922Nah, I don't believe that.He definitely talked shit in this place, at some point in time.
>>217115266Looks good for 46.
new>>217116047>>217116047>>217116047
>>217115735Earlier casts were classically trained stage and theatre actors and were serious about the craft and could do 20+ episodes a year. This is why Nu-Trek is shit.
>>217115999nobody tell him
>>217096972>pngI know this is an old one but it's good to be reminded when someone says "This show/person was always [liberal]! It was you who changed!" that sometimes someone is allowed to disagree.>>217103083I like how the only brown person without black hair has had hers dyed. The human race is so full of colour I'm reminded of that black man who said white people are the only coloured people on the planet, blue when cold, red when hot, green when sick...
>>217116082this
>>217101197>in the future we don’t smoke>but we fucking binge McDonald’s amirite
how did they get away with the breen using boussh's helmet design from RotJ?
>>217116417They shouldn't allow fatbodies in Starfleet unless they're as old as Fat Scotty.
>>217099406Grok is this AI?Put this guy in, say he's Neelix's cousin, and they could order cawffee and sunny side up Klingon gagh because that's not a bridge, it's a diner.
I wonder if the Q are going to mysteriously start making crewmen disappear again
>>217116421No one cared but super nerds.
>>217116439There is more soul in this image than in all of nu-dreck.
>>217115803oh man Discovery Season 4 had a massive open greenscreen stage that was trying to copy the mandolorian. it looked like shit and everyone was fat as fuck from covid
>>217116519that's so weird I thought that it was deadly and made you skinnier??
>>217116542no you fucking retard, from people sitting in doors for 2 years and eating door dash
>>217110857You can tell this is a medieval fantasy show because unlike the depicted time period, everyone's wearing black and leather and everything is poorly lit because it's the dark ages
>>217116052Early again? Such frightened little mice.
>>217115793Yes, they will.
>>217097696Saaar... You've gained a lot of izzat with that post.
>>217116993Who said it was early?
no they won't dumbass lmao
>>217117177Some trannypedoincel
>>217114474You know the worst part about classic rock? They don't make it any more.You'll never, ever, ever, ever in a million years get TOS and TNG back. Ever. It's done. It's over. Gone for good, except in reruns.The best thing you can hope for is something that at least upholds the spirit.
