TRUE ENDING EDITION>>217125092
>>217136842>Finn, Millie how would you feel about coming back in 5 years for a continu->(together) FUCK NO!
>>217136875ask them again when the money dries up
Reminder:Season 4 is zoomer second screen covid captive audiance slop, and is where things really started going downhill.Mind Flayer > VecnaGay Will is cringeHopper died at the end of 3
>>217136875>Millie in 5 yearsShe could play her own grandma
>>217136896basedI don't know a single person over the age of 25 that likes the Vecna Arc more than the first 3 seasons.
It's hilarious how bloated the cast got over the years.
>>217136896I actually really liked season 4 when I watched it but on rewatch yeah it's kind of boring.
>>217136888MBB has access to Bon Jovi money, other Netflix slop and a somehow successful makeup brand. Finn Wolfhard is focusing on music for the foreseeable and can barely even bring himself to touch her. I think both would have to pick up a coke habit worse than Heaton to agree to come back.
My coalburning wife
the Holly posts are cringe and weird
>>217136896close, but it was actually season 3It's when the marvel tier writing took over.I agree 4 and 5 are worse, but 3 started the slippery slope.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxvdUroRickino about the making of slop
>>217136945indians see shit like this as normal, it isnt seen as ogling an 8 year old to them
>>217136941We've been over this. Derekchads won.
>>217136912The problem is that every single side character got upgraded to be a regular main cast member.
>>217136945
>retards unironically think a throwaway line about Holly liking the black kid is proof of a forced racemixing agenda being injected into the show by Jews
>>217136842My man
>>217136963This. Indians are pedophiles.
I should confess. I've never liked Eleven.
>Highest rated episode of the entire show>Mike and Will aren't even in it
https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/2008176808685101087This shit is gonna be better than the final season
>>217137008wonder if we'll get any unintentionally hilarious cast reactions
>>217136964>>217136987
>>2171369872016 broke this site
>>217136945Well, I am cringe and weird
>its a Mike visit Will in college episode
>>217137006The episode is about 30 minutes too long and the Vecna monologue is cringe>"I became an explorer">starts pacing around the room filled with dead children while 11 just watches himalso>end of volume 1fuck off with that shit
>>217137027mostly looks to be everyone looking sad its shameless nostalgia bait as they all look back at how long they worked on this show that's been half their lives for some of the cast I will also feel very sad and might cry watching it
>>217137045Josh is so lucky
>>217136987It's just one little line. It means nothing. Don't notice any patterns ever. We are not scientists.
>>217137006Is that the El lab backstory one? I don't remember particularly liking that one too much because of bad CGI and just generally being boring
>>217137073No not (You) me with your goyim hands
>>217137008There better be a lot of Nell in this one.
the bloated cast size is only half the problem, half the characters were already introduced by season 2the real problem is they fractured into way too many ingroups they all had to write plots for, season 1 had 3, season 5 had fucking 7
>>217137078you're a seething lil timmy because your skin is white and holly hates whites
>>217137131White womyn hate white men in general.They are too patriarchal.Much like a megacorporation, women are globalizing their simp workforce.
>>217136958Will was originally meant to fight the Mind Flayer before they go inside it which would presumably explain why it was just randomly a flesh monster they could shoot rather than being all intangible and smokey.
>>217137168white ""men"" cant patriarch for shit. they are the most cuck race ever exists. their women are the most 'free' on earth.
>>217137245says the ugly ass jeetcel manlet
>>217136842I bervee
>>217137245Learn English before you (You) me
>>217137285hating on indians wont change the fact that Holly is exclusively for Brown and Black people
>>217136842Someone make a Dark Knight Rises version of this with Mike as Catwoman and Hopper as Alfred
>>217136958I don't think Finn was even acting there. He was just straight up bawling because the show was ending
>>217137356>exclusively for Brown and Black peopleIt's only that they are the lowest bidders
>>217137414that was devastating https://x.com/kieslvr/status/2006885442415952312
>>217136896>buzzwordsmindbroken unc
>>217136842>the socially retarded girl is somehow able to secure a house in a foreign land that probably speaks a different language Considering how shitty season 5 was, I wouldn't be surprised if they did some shit like this.
>>217137444Jesus. It sounds like someone was skinny his dog alive in front of him
Its still weird to me they never ever did a tie in thing where they got the boys to actually play D&D
>>217137444I'll give him some credit, that's pretty damn realistic despair for someone who apparently hates her irl.
>>217137414I'd believe you given he's showing more real emotion than the actual goodbye scene with 11 he sounds like he's in genuine pain.
>>217137647Notice she's about 50ft away though that probably helps
https://x.com/netflixjp/status/2008146461255450835Arigato
>>217137051Sauce?
>>217137731They're still releasing cast interviews? Its going on a week since the show ended.
>>217137414>MY STABLE INCOME MY INCOMEEEEEE NOOOO
You now remember Lonnie’s plan to sue the quarry for Will’s fake death.
>>217137576Everyone in Iceland speaks english. >>217137670The vein pop is hilarious. Who can blame him knowing where those lips have been?
>>217137869Still don't get why they didn't try to stick it to the Hawkins power company. Barbs parents presumably did getting a s suit going against the government subsidiary shouldn't have been difficult to get some hush money
>>217137414>one Mike crying scene mogs all 5 seasons of Will crying scenes
>>217137051It feels like it’d be so easy to groom Finn. You just need to be a cool older musician guy and he’d do anything you ask for
>>217137647>>217137670She didn't actually die. It's fake, the show is fictional. His acting here has absolutely nothing to do with his feelings towards his co-stars.
>>217137356also wont change the fact you are still a sexless brown manlet
>>217138024You got a peer-reviewed source to back your claim?
Oh yeah, this happened.
>>217138138kekd
>>217136842Fake and gayI cant wait for all the butthurt people on the 7th
>>217138138Not a biggie. Just put some steel plates over it and no one will even notice anything.
>>217137068>why did you habe to make me gay ;__;
>>217138138>>217138193How the fuck are there people in Hawkins who still don't know about the supernatural stuff in S5? The earth literally split open and everybody must have seen the red stuff before they managed to cover it up. There's no way you can just shrug that off with "it was just an earthquake bro". Especially in a state that never gets big earthquakes.
>>217138024>She didn't actually die. It's fake, the show is fictionalWhat no matter what ending you pick. At that point Mike thinks she's going to die. and he and Millie give the most unemotional goodbye anyone's ever seen in which he struggles to touch her looks like he's in physical pain, and she doesn't even close her eyes. That's been memed to hell and back across the internet. And it is just a problem with him and Millie he filmed lots of emotional scenes this season with his mom, Nancy, Holly and Will hell the entire party in which he hugs them and shows he actually likes them.
wtf is an intimacy coordinator. have you never loved someone? are actors all incels or somthing
>>217136987The fact that its a throwaway line is arguably bigger proof, it had no other significance to add.
>>217138310Calm down, sex haver. It's a make-work job for a woman to do.
>>217136842She ded. Mike and the rest are just unable to cope and need the lie to keep on living.
>>217137632Like this?https://youtu.be/b7-vlUdoVAE?si=xfE3csXTk-6aahH1
>>217138310Required by insurance so roasties cant sue their costars for sexual harassment or some stupid shit like that when doing sexual and intimate scenes
>>217138421Kind of but I meant with the 4 boys not Hopper randomly being involved for some reason
>>217138487Well yeah there’s also this https://youtu.be/RFcfJm3SqGk?si=SzcTshgCVE8Fae9SBut I like seeing Harbour interacting with them in a rare occasion
>>217136912Because the Duffers refuse to kill off anyone meaningful. Throughout the series, how many "good guys" were killed off? By my count it was 3 (Samwise, Billy, Eddie). 2 of them were only around for 1 season, written in the show as redshirts and make it feel like there are actually stakes without touching any of the main characters. It's dumb they didn't kill off at least 1 of the main characters in the final fight. The jeeta doesn't count, I mean someone the audience actually cared about.
This is going to bomb horrendously and really prove all those "ST should have been an anthology show" people so wrong. All anyone cared about at the end of the day was the core ST cast. Not a rock in a fucking briefcase.
>>217138138When this happened I imagined Hawkins would be flooded with demobats and then we never see them again
>>217138357The reactions of the kids to Hollys crush were funny
>>217138582>>217138421>Finn being in every real life cast D&D video He really is the heart of the show
>>217136842this ai shit is crazy my god
>>217138357>The fact that its a throwaway line is arguably bigger proof, it had no other significance to add.
>>217138357Cringe
>>217138357The significance is simply to piss people off. There was no reason to mention that a 9-10 year old (7 before season 5 retcon) has a crush on her classmate, regardless of the kid's race. It adds absolutely nothing to the plot or her character. Some jew decided to do it because they know it will piss white people off, and they get off on shoving interracial propaganda into their goyslop. Realistically if she did have a crush on anyone, it would have been the class leader type who is the center of attention, not some meek, ugly little somali bulbhead who is a head shorter than all the girls in their classroom. In the end it didn't even matter because nothing came of it at all, which makes that throwaway line all the more insidious.
>>217137131Meanwhilehttps://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2023/02/08/for-valentines-day-5-facts-about-single-americans/>47% of Black adults report being single, higher than the share among other racial and ethnic groups.https://mashable.com/article/racism-online-dating>Asian, Latina, and white straight women all refuse messages from Black men -2021https://www.ucpress.edu/blog/54733/dating-while-black-online-but-invisible/>Black men and women daters were particularly discriminated compared to other minority daters. White straight women are twice as likely to respond to White men compared to Black men. -2022https://www.inverse.com/culture/36379-tinder-black-women-asian-men-racism>“Black and Latin men faced ‘similar discrimination,’ while white men had ratings “most high among women of all races.”https://www.futurity.org/racism-dating-apps-2890062-2/>White women were the most discriminatory in their exclusion of Black daters, which is also an important finding.https://news.stanford.edu/2019/08/21/online-dating-popular-way-u-s-couples-meet/>Meeting online has become the most popular way U.S. couples connect, Stanford sociologist findshttps://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/02/college-aged-adults-are-now-the-most-likely-online-daters/462384/>College-Aged Adults Are Now the Most Likely Online Datershttps://www.nimbleappgenie.com/blogs/dating-app-statistics/#>Online dating platform use is fairly equal among races, with 29% of white people, 31% of black people, and 28% of Hispanic people having used a dating app
>>217138647Calling it now that none of their proposed spinoffs actually get made or released. They did a Disney Wars and prematurely announced a bunch of shit that now won't be successful because the audience is disappointed or over it.
>>217139006to be honest i wouldnt even think it’s that deep. the reasoning was probably: “wtf do kids do and say… uhh… tease eachother for liking a classmate! right…?”. what pisses me off is sad little jeets then bringing this up as a gotcha. like, ok dude, but it’s a fictional TV show and no girl ever crushed on you, so i dunno how it’s relevant. watch me get called a timmy for this post by the resident ban evading jeetcel.
>>217136896>those season 4 times
>>217136987>no, (((they))) never use TV to push certain agendas, stop noticing goy
>>217139085LMAO. These people are so shameless.
>>217136907Allow me to break your streak then, zoomie. Season 3 sucked a fat donkey dick, and is the reason why I bailed on the series for six years. I hated the silly Disney Channel movie-tier “elaborate subterranean Russian base under a mall that somehow nobody noticed” subplot, and the neon teenie bopper shit. Aside from the annoying stoner, and the cringe Suzy subplot, I appreciate how season 4 brought things back to a more horror movie atmosphere.You like the Mind Flayer because it was a blank slate for you to project whatever you wanted onto it, but the fact of the matter is that you need an actual antagonist, and “vague Cloverfield monster” wasn’t cutting the mustard.
>>217138357it's true
>>217139085fuckin had to pause it at this scene, and i actually like AHS, and liked the nigga character in this season. but holy fuck that was blatant.>ah yea, the Knockout Game that white jocks are ALWAYS known to play with unsuspecting victims, that Knockout Game, and they just happen to attack an upstanding black guy, yes very realistic!
>>217139111>I need to be hand held to enjoy a showFaggot, the mindflayer was a ideal villain that they retconned into some incels personification of his spider fetish
>>217139006>9-10 year old9-10 year olds behave like retards and are retards. she plays herself and she's 14. the rest of your post is literally coping because you didnt like the guy but she did.>>217139065timmy you seem so mad you started samefagging. you can stop seething to a canon lore if you dont like the timmy accusations
>>217136987It simply is. They could not refuse. The only 2 peak whites girls in this Show like niggers you fucking retard. I can tell you how the jews fiscussed this>hey man we need a really beautiful little girl to play our new heroine>lets get a classic blonde blue eyed fairy angelic holy looking 10/10 cutie>unfortunately we have to pick a non jew for that>Well if its a non jew quicl get her a nigger so we kinda Equalize itIt is literally that simple
>>217139051>that timmy cope copypasta again
>>217139186>canon loreShe never shows any interest in the little bulbhead, never speaks to him, never looks at him, never shows any concern for him when they're at Henry's house. The only thing that's "canon" is that her friends think she has a crush on him, not that she actually does. Whether she does or not will never be proven until the creators come out and confirm it.
whites are pathetic
>>217137826https://youtu.be/CBc94OV9vPk?si=cmd3t9dcTwBDTG2x
>>217139212but YOU arent a black guy and you definitely are never having sex, let alone with a blonde bombshell, ever. how does that make you feel, sukdeep dikshit?
>>217139237>Will the jewish creators ever come out and say that this little white girl has the hots for this ugly little nigglet?Gee i wonder
>Victor Creel is still locked away in Pennhurst Mental Hospital where everyone thinks he is a crazy person who brutally murdered his entire family
>Threads have turned into schizoposting and people calling each other jeets and jews
>>217139237>The only thing that's "canon" is that her friends think she has a crush on him, not that she actually does.you're so deep into the timmy cope you memory holed the part where she confirmed she indeed has a crush on Josh?
>>217139264You'd be surprised how many mentally ill microdick blackcels are on 4chan. The biggest SHITTED spammer on /v/ is one.
You know the fate of /stg/ kind of mirrors the decline of the show. Back in s2 s3 days they ran for months and had stuff like that guy tracking MBB movements fucking Drake in Australia by geolocating a bridge, frogfu posting, etc. Now less than a week after the finale they're just dead threads filled with Indians.
>>217139192>jews mindcontrolled my waifu into kissing a Black guy willingfully. in front of hundred people, even.
>>217139237>Whether she does or not will never be proven until the creators come out and confirm it.Lmao utterly mindbroken
>>timmy
>>217136842Zoomers don't know how to read maps
How the hell did David Harbour supposedly harass and bully MBB during 4th season production, when they basically shot their respective stuff in complete isolation 5000 miles apart, and interacted like few minutes at the end?
It's just a show dont worry
>>217137670He's trying not to think about the fact that those lips have been on Bon Jovi's son's anus, and possibly Bon Jovi's anus as well.
>>217139497It was early s5 the stuffs meant to have happened remember they shot a lot of part 1 alone on the UD set? Probably form that
>>217139364KEK, they forced Sadie Sink to kiss Caleb after she expressed that she was uncomfortable with it.
>>217138138uh it was an earthquake bro just cover it up with steel beams even though it opening fucking melts a guy
>>217139497I don't know anything about this, but knowing how women are, this is what I guess happened:>Millie is rude to David without realizing because women think they can do no wrong>David is rude back>NOOOOOO YOU'RE HARASSING ME
>>217139287Holly hates timmies so you can't talk about the canon now
>>217139590>YOU'RE HARASSING ME>her face while saying this
>>217137211>[cant read] by demos-fightoh so it was a budget thing
>>217137414I’d sacrifice every Indian and pedophile and faggot in this thread just to make him happy
>>217136842>Notice that Nancy was the only one who didn’t hug or smile when Will came out>The one shot of her shows her looking at Will in disgust>Twitter normies started posting about it today>Asking “why did Nancy behave that way” >”Is she homophobic”Kek, based Nancy
>>217139575they dared her and didnt actually expect her to kiss him. on an interview she says it was uncomfortable because she was getting her first kiss in front of her family. If Im not mistaken they were even talking about how it was enjoyable on an another interview. white men are so fragile they cherrypick words and insist it's true lol
>>217139666I think time is more likely the Duffers seem to have been terrible at managing how long it took to film stuff.
>>217137356She learned from her mentor Max
>>217136904Badum Tishj!
>>217139705What about us uncs who like Holly?
>>217138616Barb, Bob, Alexei, Benny
>>217139172he's just retarded.Plus they fixed the mind flayer thing and made him the big bad again.
>>217139006But the black kid WAS the leader type anon.You just answered your own question.
Why are Bylers posting that Netflix is releasing a secret 9th episode called Comformitygate that reveals episode 8 was a Vecna illusion and that Byler is still happening?No one can be this mentally ill can they?
>>217139524So the mods are just not going to do ANYTHING about this race-baiting troll shitting up every thread?
>>217139954Apperantly there are that kind of mental people.
>>217139999we can't talk about canons now?
>>217139417>>>timmy
>>217139999Mods don't care about these threads. How much of the lusting over Holly has ever been deleted?
>>217140041Based!
>>217140168What was deleted most by mods were AI Tinas. And the actress is 18
>>217140166>ban evades to respondabsolutely seething timmycel
>>217140174>>217140226t.
Bylers are so way off the mark of Mike’s character.Why the fuck did they ever think he was in love with Will, be a closeted gay dude and not love El?
>>217140308Gay shippers are the most delusional people on the planet and the reason for this is that 99% of them are women.
>>217139954>episode 8 was a Vecna illusionDon't care about the Byler part, but whatever that finale was and how off it was, reminds me of The X-Files episode "Field Trip" with similar twist.
https://x.com/pandajecki/status/2008012929657114660?s=46&t=Y1UxiDXyE2ySQGrJjm7fKw
>>217140365bylerfags FUMING
>>217140308Because Finn Wolfhard and Millie Bobby Brown are terrible at pretending to like each other and people took that as him being gay rather than the obvious answer.
dude the 80s lmaodoes anyone remember discos lmaoroller cola lmao
>>217140442>dude the 80s lmaoI completely forgot it's set in the 80s in this last season. You've got the music, but that's played so much on the radio nowadays anyway, it doesn't really affect anything.
>Hey Derek, thanks for saving my life.>Can you let me go now? I have a date with Josh tonight, but we can hang out later.
>>217140308>and not love El?To be fair, Mike and El had the chemistry of a decomposing corpse.
>>217137731Why'd this send me
>>217139954They are deranged. The simple fact is, that title is retarded and would be used on any episode, let alone a "super secret finale". Especially not after the real finale already has the most final name the franchise could possibly have "The Rightside Up". The name alone says "this is over".
>>217138616if you think about it, it's truly ridiculous on so many levels. These kids infiltrated a secret russian base and just.. escaped. No harm done. Idk why we ever gave this shit show attention.
>>217140803This tells me you anons didn’t grow up in a time of Goonies, E.T., War Games, Gremlins, arc in which this show was homaging. This fucking show was never Game of Thrones, The Sorpanos, the Wire, etc.
>>217140365https://x.com/sam11ay/status/2008051256015859996?s=46&t=Y1UxiDXyE2ySQGrJjm7fKw
Let's be honest, people would be pissed if they killed off anyone in the main cast too.
>>217140920El herself got an unconfirmed death and fans are spiraling.
>>217140711Decomposing corpses have a lot of chemistry due to putrefaction though.
>>217140920Exactly. There was never making any of these people happy. The gays wanted straight characters to turn gay for no reason. The edgelords wanted a depressing, tragic ending with half the characters dead. But for modern Hollywood to give us a happy, non-subversive ending with all the characters alive and living normal lives is a real twist. People got so conditioned by Jewish soulrot that they can't even believe it's real lmao.
>>217140041This is so disgusting. Like a Golliwog kissing Boudica.
>>217136964Careful. He'll post some more bts pics of the actress mugging with the rest of the cast to "own" you then call you Timmy, whatever that means. .
>>217140953I'm on season 3 right now, and I don't care about spoilers. How is she unconfirmed dead?
>>217140958Yes, a putrid relationship is not a good thing.
>>217141051They don't really show her die, more or less. And Mike has a theory that she's really still alive because the Indian girl used her powers to create an illusion of El to fake her death in front of the scientist trying to capture her.
Why does a broken wine bottle hurt a demogorgan more than 10,000 bullets?
>>217141096Both theories are so full of holes though they make no sense
>>217141126Correct. It's just an epilogue thing that Mike tells the rest of the D&D group his story of what happened because they wanted him to give them a better ending for their campaign than "we won, everyone lived happily ever after". So it reframes her death scene as a potential fakeout, but the show leaves it ambiguous whether or not it really happened.
>>217136842>that endingChuddy's gonna freak!!
>>217141119you won't understand until you work at a nordstrom and see a wine-o charging at you
>>217141126It ends exactly the same as S1. El sacrifices her self.Mike looks sad.Fake out with the Eggo's in the woods.Fake out with Mike's fanfiction that El escapes to Iceland to become the lead singer of The Sugarcubes.>The Fluffer Bros are worth 50 million dollars. Make it make sense.
>>217140874Nobody was expecting Game of Thrones but we can expect a middle ground between that and treating the Upside Down/Mind Flayer/Vecna as total jobbers who can't kill anyone important. There should have been real consequences for fragging countless American soldiers and fighting a demigod in another dimension instead of treating the whole thing like a D&D campaign where every single roll was a nat 20. That still could have been accomplished without hurting any of the precious kidderinos. Hopper, Joyce and Murray are all adults. By S5 Nancy, Steve, Jonathan and Robin are old enough to not have the child shield.
>"I really shouldn’t have done any of these postmortem interviews,” Matt Duffer said. “I am not in a good place. Like, why the hell did we did any of them yesterday is beyond me … I’m, like, fried. I’m getting over the flu. So, anyone mad at any answers we gave you yesterday, just give me a break. Cut me some slack.”Leave the Duffer sisters alone you chuddies. They have the flu ok?
Given this is on at the moment it felt apt>million hours etc.
>>217136896>Hopper died at the end of 3He didn't, though.
>>217141126It makes sense if you believe Murray blew up the helicopter and the explosion causing the soldier to miss Kali (whom we never see get shot onscreen). Then Kali uses her allusions to fake her death to Hopper.Kali leaves the lab. And goes somewhere further away to await her death.Then at the end Kali and El are in telepathic communication. Kali fakes El’s death and she runs to the tunnels. Says goodbye to Mike with telepathy and Kali’s fake image disappears when Kali herself dies in the Upside Down.The only hole in Mike’s theory is that Kali stays in the lab when it explodes.
>>217141355Also Mike wasn't even there..
The finale was fineThe 5th season overall was flawed, but literally every season after 1 has been significantly flawed.People should have expected the same negative nancy-ism that all major cultural shows get in their final season
I think Murray is one of the characters they could have gotten away with killing. Give him a heroic ending where he sacrifices himself or something.
I would 100% not be interested if not for Holly
>>217139085it's not like hollywood would take a semi-famous event, release a movie based on it, raceswapping everyone involved, just so they can have a pair of white skinheads get beaten uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67V6D0oK0hM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6dAJzX1EbM
>>217141457I agree. And I honestly thought he was going to jump off the building to suicide bomb the helicopter.
>>217141556Would have been kinda kino desu.
>>217137006Just makes me realize how much more epic and climactic season 4 was. It's like they accidentally made the final season but realized it wasn't actually the final season so they had to force season 5 on us
>>217141609Same thing with season 3, which was arguably the most climactic of them all. It felt like the true ending of the show imo.
>>217141496>goes on a restrictive diet to halt her puberty for a role on a tv show no one's going to care about next weekwhat a waste
>>217141577Death would have been overshadowed by El’s fake death later on though.I like him driving with Hopper at the end and him setting the Prince record bomb, because I can’t imagine Hopper having that record or knowing who Prince is.
>>217139273is it weird that i have no recollections of him making a cameo in this?like i'm reading the fandom wiki where it describes his scene in great detail and i have no memory of it whatsoever what a trash show
>>217141688I remember it just fine so maybe you are just a retard?
Call me a doof but I wish Erica and Mr Clark had more to do in the finale.For main cast, they gave Erica shit to do for a story arc.
>>217141556I thought the same thing.Oh! Finally!Awww, he just threw it. Damn.
>>217141355>Then Kali uses her allusions to fake her deathSee that's the biggest issue I have for that to happen Kali has to sit out a fight in which everyone is at great risk of dying. Like Eleven nearly gets impaled before Will saves her. For Kali to just hang around planning a possibly unnesecarry escape plan while all thats going on is retarded
So a planet was about to crash into the earth and not a single person noticed and not a single disruption to the ecosystem occurred?
>>217141355what would Kali alluding to her death accomplish
>>217141772or maybe it's a terrible written show with nothing memorable happening in it
>>217141916It was crashing into the upside down. It never really explained how the worlds merging would work.
Ram costs a billion dollars now so that anon from Bangladesh can make their shitty movies
>>217141817To be fair, Murray and Erica haven’t had character arcs for two seasons despite being main characters. So I figured Murray would be a way to close Murray’s story.
>>217141855But that’s totally in character for Kali though. She already did her part in helping Max and El in Vecna’s mind.
>>217141916It would have to merged through the Upside Down first, then the real world (right side up)
>>217141355Problem is in any scenario, if either were anywhere near the gate, they'd be on the ground screaming because of the hedgehogs. Or the Duffers just forgot about that.
>>217141916the fucking town split in half and no one noticedhow convenient that vecna guided the cracks to strategically avoid every single building
>>217141989Not saving 11 when she's 0.2 seconds from getting stabbed. But deciding to do so when she's going to get blown up isn't in character for anyone.
>>217141640She went from 1000 followers on instagram to 3 million in a month. This role is going to be a massive boon for her career.
>>217142008El can still barely move aching but she can still move away from the hedgehogs as shown when she approached Dr Kay at the base and stabbed her with scissors.
>>217142042It is for Kali.El had her shit ton of friends helping her
>>217141355It was already established earlier in the season that Kali wasn't able to use her powers over such long distances. It's all just Mike's cope.
what happened bros?
>>217142076And this translates to somehow making it from the back of the truck to the gate, completely unseen by anyone, where she stands without any pain at all, how?
>>217142234They meant Freddy got Fingered
>>217142234Ever play a game where the antagonist is invincible every time you meet him then right at the end he transformed into his monster form that's trivial to beat?
What compells someone to do this?
>>217136987>stop recognizing patterns
>>217142288Some sort of parasocial behavior where you feel compelled to "protect" an actress you think is cute
>>217142288being a trumptard
>>217142234They meant Fred Figglehorn
>>217142234The creators of this show are the biggest fucking liars ever, everything they say is nonsense
I wish Max & Holly made out in the finale
>>217142234I remember they also explicitly said after season 4 came out that season 5 would have a major body count and that many favorite characters wouldn't make it. And yet all of them survived.
>>217136842Will's actor said he got paid 900,000 per episode.That's more than GoT stars got paid...It's especially funny because his character did nothing season 5 but just stand in the background
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>>217142450Huh? Will was arguably the only character that got to do anything all season and got way too much screen time because all of his stupid scenes with Robin talking about being gay.
are we getting a surprise ending on wednesday???
>>217141640>halt puberty>literally going through puberty while filming
>>217142495Any anons seen this?
>>217142529Yeah, I'm sure Netflix has a super secret episode they'll drop on a non-holiday after they've already got their january subscriptions. Maybe I'll get another super secret paycheck this week, too.
>>217142450>>217142512They mean Mike maybe? Him and Lucas getting 900k I take issue with everyone else at least had a story arc
>>217142288Do you freak out and call police when you see teens at the beach?
>>217142123Actually we saw just that.Kali used her powers to fool Dr Kay at the base when they were almost at the cemetery which was on the other side of town
>>217142529No, we are getting documentary on how it was made.
>>217142612I have no issue at all because with 400M getting thrown around, no reason they shouldn't get a part of the scam as well. Hell, the caterers were probably getting 100K on ep on this shit.
>>217141031The absolute state of timmycels lmao
>>217142643I guess the retards were right, in a way, that there would be another surprise episode. But they got monkey pawed hard by it just being a behind the scenes featurette kek
>>217142495It's not going to happen overnight, smoothbrain. Any auditions she might get calls for and lands we'll only hear about in a year or two from now.
Why the hell did Murray just randomly start switching off some random toggle switches, killing the engine?
>>217142259Right. Logic states that’s Kali’s illusion.And El crawled in pain to the radio shack tunnel which was right at the front of the truck
>>217142414They did offscreen on their knees in front of Lucas and Josh
>>217140920who cares if it was well written people would have gotten over it
>>217142688so when everyone has forgotten about hergot it
>>217142042>>217141855If you are believing Mike's theory, then the thought would be that Kali was shot/injured and thats why she wasn't able to join the MF fight, but she hadn't yet died by the time she would be using the illusions to save 11.
>>217136945UH OH
>>217141640>halt her pubertyThat's generally a good thing desu.
>>217142858Which leaves her lying around bleeding from a chest bullet wound for 45 minutes to an hour.
>>217142288>What compells someone to do this?Wanting to see Nell in a bikini at the beach
>That last day, “We ended up sleeping on the set. We made a little fort in the D&D basement. It was so cute, so wholesome — a perfect way to end it. I remember driving back with Caleb [McLaughlin, who plays Lucas] the next morning and he dropped me off. It was really foggy that day, really gloomy, and just so somber and tense. And we said goodbye so quietly. It felt like we left a funeral, like grieving something. The next day, I had to fly to L.A. for a call back, and I was just sitting alone in a hotel room — I felt so empty. This is all I’ve this all I’ve ever been attached to, this is my whole identity, my whole life. But then, the next day, I was like, “Oh, life keeps going. And it’s OK.”]Those last days on set must have been nostalgic as fuck
>>217142578She was 11 when she auditioned, 13 when they finally started filming and she's 14 now. Doesn't seem like she changed much or at all, besides getting taller a few inches.
>>217142998who did you quote?
>>217142635I freak out, but it's other people who call the police huehuehue
>>217143066>https://www.instagram.com/p/DTJCMy_khmJ/?img_index=1Noah. Think Finn mentioned the blanket fort in one of the interviews before release though
>>217142825Premium c***y is never forgotten.
>>217143008I think a lot of people (idiots) confuse puberty with bimbofication. Like with that "second puberty" meme that was going around.Thankfully Nell isn't going through that.
>>217136896that stupid fucking play ruined the series
>>217143158Premium cuteyPutting her on screen is the best thing the gay jew brothers have done since season 1
>>217138138Season 5 was 100% supposed to be all-apocalypse but Netflix said that's too much cgi for their most popular show
>>217136987Someone sat down and wrote that line.If you were writing this show, or any show, would YOU feel the need to include that line?
>>217143105ofc the fag would say some sappy shit like this, these rich assholes are so insufferable. Imagine getting paid a million an episode, having several offers on the table for more high paying roles and thinking that your life is over because one show ended. He has the means to do literally anything he wants, unless he blows it all on coke and twinks, he'll never have to work again, he can spend his life traveling the world living out of five star hotels.
>>217143218I believe it. Netflix's profits are so communal that they didn't have much reason to make the final season good. It's all over anyways, and everyone already paid for the subscription.
>>217143290Never forget what they took from us
>>217143161>I think a lot of people (idiots) confuse puberty with bimboficationThe two go hand in hand. Every teen wants to look older and more mature. For girls that manifests in slutmaxxxing. >Like with that "second puberty" meme that was going around.What's that?
>>217137833>since the show ended.>A viral fan theory known as "Conformity Gate" has emerged in the wake of the Stranger Things Season 5 finale, suggesting that the show’s seemingly conclusive ending was actually a fabricated illusion created by Vecna to maintain control over Hawkins and its inhabitants. The theory claims the epilogue—featuring a peaceful graduation and a sanitized future—was a manipulated reality designed to suppress resistance and conformity, with fans pointing to symbolic details like identical hand positions, orange graduation robes, and hidden messages in props as evidence.>The theory posits that Vecna never truly died and that the finale was a mental construct meant to pacify both the characters and the audience, with the "happy ending" being a false reality.>Key evidence cited includes the uniform posture of characters during the graduation scene, which mirrors Henry Creel’s signature stance, and the use of orange—previously associated with danger—on graduation gowns.>Fans have also highlighted the False Hydra from the final D&D campaign, which is known for creating false memories, and the arrangement of Dungeons & Dragons books allegedly spelling out "X A LIE".>The theory gained momentum after Netflix posted a cryptic social media message featuring the hashtag #ConformityGate alongside the date January 7, fueling speculation that a surprise episode might be released on that day.
>>217143278have you ever tried not being dead inside?
>>217143332>What's that?I think it was around 2022. Women on tiktok would say they hit their 2nd puberty when they got fat in their 20s and some of that fat went to their ass and tits.
>>217143399Sounds retarded, like anything on tiktok. I guess it was just an excuse for roasties to show their figure.
>>217143371Imagine if there really is a secret 9th episode, and its still shit
>>217143396No I was born like this and no drug can fix it
>>217143440The only people who believe there is, and are pushing this retarded "theory", are the faggots and fat Tumblr cunts that ship Mike as gay with Will. So even if it existed, he still wouldn't be gay and they would still be seething.
>>217143521>are the faggots and fat Tumblr cunts that ship Mike as gay with WillMckenna Grace is a fujo?https://x.com/melinastapes/status/2007979192131129822
>>217143278>t. Person who never had friends
>>217143278Guaranteed this is the same faggot that had a melty a few generals back claiming its impossible to keep in touch with friends after school kek
>>217143667>Mckenna GraceLiterally, who?
>>217143440>>217143667This sounds incredibly forced and inorganic.
>>217143371I like the idea of them ruining the epilogue when that was the only good part of the last two seasons. I hope it's real.
>>217143769It just sounds like simple coping, not everything is a conspiracy
>>217143008Ackshually, she had just turned 12 when they started filming in January 2024.
>>217143667Who is this 30 year old has been?
>>217143371The duffers aren’t nearly creative or gutsy enough to do this
>>217143713Nah I have plenty of friends and a large family and did shit like that all the time, sleepovers, parties, hanging out into the late night. All the typical shit you see in American media, I did it. I just hate how fashionable victim hood has been on social media these last few year. Man should be celebrating and looking forward, he's young, wealthy, famous, has some talent, industry connections, he should be rejoicing not thinking his life is over. He's fucking 21 years old, he probably hasn't even had his first beer yet.
are they gonna milk this cinematic universe dry or you think that's the end of it
>>217143824She was born in 2011 and was 13 in 2024.
>>217143752No I'm the Holly hater, fucking worst character.
>>217143932She was born in November, so she was 12 for most of 2024. This shouldn't be hard to understand, Anon.
>>217143913Netflix has nothing else on this scale. They would be dumb to not milk it. In my opinion they need a new live-action series that will go on for many seasons. Not right now but maybe in 5 years would be nice. Set in 90s for 90s nostalgia, new cast, new location, new eldritch threats. I don't know if they should go for a child or teenage cast, or perhaps even adult cast. There's nothing on the market to fill in the gap for a show like Buffy, Charmed or Angel.
>>217143913I think Netflix wants to milk it, but I don't think the audience is there. This doesn't have "franchise spin-off" potential the way they think it does.
>>217143913 see >>217138647 there's also an animated show coming out about the main kids sometime this years. That's just to begin
>>217143913There are two spinoffs in pre-production right now.One animated and one live action.Yeah they are going to keep making Stranger Things shit for a very long time.
Literally only the first season is good
>>217144141You didn't watch anything than first season
>>217144132I'll check out the animated one since it stars the main cast as kids again, but I shant be watching anything else.
>>217144163nope he's rightfirst season is S tierseason three was okay, but two, four, and five are all hot garbage
>>217144132The animated one isn't in pre-production, it's already nearly finished and releases by this summer.
>>217144174They are not voicing themselves, it's all soundalikes btw
>>217143783The epilogue is shit
>>217144221I think it comes out in March.
>>217142612yeah I was thinking of Mike, but presumtably all boys gets paid that
>>217144230wtf lmao
>>217144230Oof. That's gonna be really hard to get into, honestly. I always hated cartoons based on movies with different voice actors as a kid.
>>217144037I didn't know she born in November. So she's still quite young then.
>>217144230>>217144302>>217144324To be fair the animated is set after s2 and they've all aged a fuck ton, renewing their contracts for VA work would probably be prohibitively expensive, and most of them have just straight out said they're done with the show for awhile
>>217144375Yes. And all the same, it sucks and makes the show entirely uninteresting.
>>217144163I watched the first 4 and from what I hear 5 is shit just like the last 3
>>217144399True I'm more concerened its going to fuck up the early seasons friendship dynamics though
>>217144163nta>season 1a lovable homage to the 80s with accurate to the real 80s set pieces>season 2 a rehash of the first season with no consistent tone with humor that undercuts any tension>season 3an improvement on the previous season, goes more into that poppy 80s look than the more real in season 1 but it sets itself up as more fun and adventurous as a nice counterbalance>season 4where the episode lengths began getting longer, mostly because of the emphasize on emotional scenes and over-explaining and repeating stuff, generally pretty bad>season 5everything bad from season 5 ramped up to 11 (lol), episode length reaching over feature length, more repetitions and over-explaining. momentum repeatedly just halts completely just so all the characters together can come up with some kind of plan or talk about some emotional stuff. has completely stopped being an homage to the 80s and is now just action schlock without the fun
>>217137090Nephilim elongated skull
>>217143913Its over. If they wanted to milk it they wouldnt have killed off the upside down or introduce the abyss.
>>217140041Hot as fuck
>>217143913The whole town where the show was filmed is monetized as a tourist attractionThe milking has only just begun
>>217144583Foids carry those demon genes
straight from the oven>>217144826>>217144826>>217144826
>>217139729She was thinking that her ex was right
