friendzoned again edition>>217118071
I wish they would of explained the D&D connection to vecna a bit moreI think something was made from whatever that rock in the briefcase was
Why didn't Will just rape Mike?
i'm starting season 3 and there's only been 1 sex scene. does it get better?
Point and laugh at all the copium people are having believing the conformity gate theory and that we’re getting another episode on the 7th
>>217125197It's not even worth laughing at. It's a such a baseless thing to believe and has no chance of being true.
>>217125197>finale was so shit that fans are deluding themselves some super secret theoretical plotline is true to make the show better than it is
I'm considering watching this show. Do any of the actresses have cute feet? And if so, how often do they show them off?
>>217125197qrd?theres literally nothing to discuss. The ending of the show is pretty self explanatory.
Anyone got the tendril man webm?
>>217125171Will is a bottom.
what show are we watching now?
>>217125395From
>>217125171>>217125390Why didn't Will just hijack Vecna's powers and use them to brainwash Mike into being a faggot?
>>217125092>gets friendzoned in the finale and isnt even related to any of the OG castWhat was even the point of Dereks character? Was he solely made to appeal to simple minded redditors with his le epic 'suck my fat one' quip?
>>217125492>webmI hate petticoats.
>>217125492He literally wasn't friendzoned, Holly has a crush on him. And they are supposed to be 10 anyway so that shit doesn't matter at all. Also, he basically saved every other kid multiple times.
Holly is property of Henry
>>217125538Holly had a crush on the black kid not Derek
>>217125492"Haha look at the fat kid!"
Why did you do it anon? :'(
>>217125564And she is over him. Josh is an npc who followed Vecna and hurt her. Derek is a hero who saved everyone multiple times
Why did they have this girl dancing around playing housewife to a grown man while dressed up like a slutty Red Riding Hood/Dorothy Gale?
>>217125564Keep coping, tranny.
>>217125564False. Derek and Holly bully each other. Which is what kids do when they have crushes. Girls also lie to their friends about who they have a crush on if they think they'll get made fun of for it.
>>217125133It ends up being a "who came first, the egg or the chicken?" issue. Because El was the first to supposedly open the gate. It makes sense, in that Henry being the first to merge with the Abyss was "called back" to it.
>>217125684lmao
>>217125674
>>217125684Perfect.
>>217125674They wanted the horny unc audience.
What are the chances she managed to track down El again?
Why was half of this season characters talking about weird American shit like fruit popcorns, jimby jojos, cluder mambos, cupcake sliders, and other such unintelligble terms?
>>217125595>he didn't even use the sex cover for the prompt
>>217125649>>217125694>>217125697>t.
>>217125595*gulp* d-did it work?
>>217125492A visible pantzu would have improved that scene by 400%.
>bring back Dustin's mom after she's been MIA for 3 seasons>even bring back Lucas' parents even though they don't say anything, they're just there>don't bring back Max's mom at all?
>>217125859She got depressed after the guy beating the shit out of her left her please understand
>>217125734What about zoomers who think she's hot?
>>217125595He's already b&
>>217125694>Somebody unironically typed a prompt for thisThis is sad
>threads have devolved to low-effort race baiting and pedopostingYeah, I'm thinking everyone has moved on from this series.
>>217125816I dunno. Why don't you try it?
>>217126074Because that's literally against the law and will land you in prison, lol.
Why did they do Ted so dirty? And why did Karen get such a big redemption arc from being a sex predator?
>>217126121Also, because I'm not a creep.
>>217126053The racism is new but the diddy tendencies are a staple of these threads. Remember who we used to talk about Finn and Millie? I getting nostalgic just thinking about it :')
>mind flayer was an anti climactic nothingburger and they changed the design to look like a generic monster>every female character was an annoying girl boss>too many cringe inducing scenes about sexual orientation>every scene with Nancy and Jonathan was a cringe reminder of the whore cuck relationship dynamic they keep trying to normalize >wtf happened with the military and they just let everyone go???>killed off the BMW>so sick of the running up the hill song just shut up>why was Steve an asshole again didn't he have a redemption arc already?>wasn't Mike supposed to be the "main" character did he even do anything?>no gratuitous scene with just the four members of the DnD group reuniting before the epilogue >endings for Vecna and 11 not that satisfyingWhat a waste of time. Feel like only worthwhile thing was seeing MBB's thick ass in that bike suit but even then I kept thinking of how annoying she is irl
>>217125092Threadly reminder that the canon explanation for why Vecna has psychic powers is because he didn't want to get a job so he "made up his own rules."
>>217125197NeverBeGameOver and its consequences have been a disaster for the internet. Not being able to cope with a piece of media not meeting expectations and coming up with a grand conspiracy about a secret ending is the most autistic bullshit I've ever seen in my life. I think people did the same with Game of Thrones, claiming most of season 8 was a dream by Bran and the real ending would shadowdrop.
>>217125418Has a premiere date been announced?
> Holly Wheeler is sitting at a lunchroom table when across the room she sees Derek enter and strut towards herONCE UPON A TIME IN THE LAND OF FEVERTHERE LIVED A SCARLET PUSSY> Holly's friends look at each other in confusion as Derek gets sashays across the room, launching himself across the tabletop to splay in front of themTHIS KITTY CAT OF FINE WAS LOVED BY HER MOTHERWHO WOULDN'T LET ANOTHERTOUCH HER.....UNLESS HE WAS QUALIFIED> Derek gets on all fours and whips his hair back to look Holly in the eyes shaking his booty in time with the rhythmEVERY FIRST OF THE MONTHALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD D-D-D-DOGSTHEY'D LINE UP AROUND THE BLOCK> Derek mouths the word: "Meow!" in unison with Prince> Holly orgasms uncontrollably in her seat, flooding the cafeteria with Skene fluid
>>217124340for me it's the fat kid somehow toppling people over and running for more than three seconds without someone either hitting him in the gut, kicking him in the balls, or tripping his fat assnot to mention his fat ass managing to outrun the group, granted it was mostly women but still he's a fat little shitalso every dramatic scene that was drawn out (literally all of them)
>>217126333>seething jeetDerek won. Deal with it.
>doing this tiktokEven normies are waking up
>>217126053This show has literally always been about getting blacked tho
>>217126430Retarded tiktok zoomies doing this kind of thing is really cringe and off-putting. She's not for you, lil broccoli head.
>>217125859Don't worry, the Duffers have been answering a lot of questions in interviews lately>VickieFollowing a disastrous tryst with Robin Vickie realized vaginas are gross and married Steve. They have 12 children referred to as "the little Harringtons." Robin refuses to speak to Steve to this day.>ArgyleArgyle pursued a quest of higher meaning and wound up 3rd in command of a hippie sex cult in CA's Wine Country that was raided by the ATF for illegal firearms possession and underage sex trafficking. He later converted to Christianity and now runs one of the world's largest and most extreme conversion therapy programs in San Francisco with the backing of Ziklag.>SuzieSuzie's parents sent her on a Mormon mission. She escaped in transit and made her way to Hawkins, only to find Dustin already had a new girlfriend. Heartbroken, she drifted to TX where she became the host of a public access program called "Raw Time" under the moniker "Tiffy." Following the cancellation of Raw Time, Suzie married a devout Southern Baptist and now lives on a cattle ranch with 6 children. Her parents maintain they don't speak while secretly visiting multiple times a year.>LonnieFollowing his GF's incarceration for possession of methamphetamine, Lonnie assumed custody of her estranged 15 year old daughter, Tammy, who had coincidentally ran away from her Dad's home two weeks prior, hitchhiking to Indianapolis to live her with her Mom. They were married within the year and now have three children. Tammy's Mom is still upset about it.>SusanAfter a stint in rehab following Max's coma, Susan fell in love with an evangelical preacher on the one public access channel the television in the common area could receive. After being discharged she hitchhiked to Mississippi and the two were quickly married. Following a devastating IRS Audit she and her husband fled to Costa Rica via biplane where they now live on the beach and operate a sweatshop staffed by locals. She's never been happier.
>>217126526>OwensOwens passed away in a terrible electrical fire while at a family reunion in Israel. There were no survivors.>DmitriAfter becoming disillusioned with his government Dmitri began studying political theory and founded a fanatic National Socialist cell outside of Moscow. He lives in Russia recruiting youths and spreading theory to this day.>YuriYuri continued to deal in dirty deeds for years until he was contracted by an associate of Jeffrey Epstein. Disgusted by the face of true evil, he lead a suicide bombing on Rothschild Island in what was widely described as: "the most antisemitic event in history." Despite opposing all logical reasoning, he somehow survived and now lives comfortably in a small cabin in the Russian countryside enjoying his golden years.>CallahanCallahan was transferred to another precinct following public outcry after he shot and killed a black robber outside of Melvald's General Store. Following a stellar career performance, he later moved back to Hawkins and made a successful bid for sheriff where he serves until this day.> PowellWas shot dead by Officer Callahan after being mistaken for a robber outside of Melvald's General Store.>KeithKeith was imprisoned for twelve years for corruption of a minor who frequented the video arcade. He was released after three for good behavior after saving a prison guard from a stabbing during a riot. After discovering the age of consent in Indiana is 16, he and the minor are now going steady. He plans to propose over Christmas.>Derek's familyDerek's father continues to operate a successful real estate company. After leaving the company to his son, Derek married Holly Wheeler. Tina moved into the Sinclair household with her husband after evicting Lucas's family for failure to pay property taxes. Erica maintains it was because she's still mad about the dodgeball incident.
>>217126503Her IRL boyfriend is a broccoli head though
In reality those young girls would be repulsed by Derek's actor and there's no way they're going to stay in contact post-show. Why a child with morbid obesity is being celebrated is also a little weird, he's on the fast-track to diabetes and other health problems later in life - quality parenting.
>>217126609She has no boyfriend, lil retard. Look again >>217126430
>>217126609Pedo.
>>217126125same vibes
>>217126376hello timmy
>>217126613You're forgetting he's a nepo baby who got into the industry through family connections
>>217126639cute fanfiction!
>>217125694>>217125649because Derek saved hollys life she falls in love with him. it could happen.
>>217126637jew
>>217126674black alpha Chad deserves Stacy princess
>>217125197I don't know what that is but it sounds gay and retarded
>>217126682They were crushing before that. It's why they pick on each other. Also why Vecna made sure he was taken next after Holly.
>>217126437>>217126674Based Duffer Brothers
How the hell did they manage to fuck up the last season so badly? It's like completely different series, with zero atmosphere of the previous seasons, despite trying to replicate almost every event from previous seasons.
>>217125092>After Vecna's massacre of the army personnel at the gate, Dr K brings Dr Owens out of lockup (he's been incarcerated since S4), and questions him about everything he knows about the Upside Down, 11, The Mind Flayer, Brenner's research, Vecna>Owens convinces her that Vecna is the true threat, not 11, and she decides to go on the offensive, calling in an order for reinforcements, and the anti-Demo weaponry that had been in the prototype stage, but rushed into production after the attack. Basically GI Joe laser guns. >The party has their battle against Vecna and the "Mind Flayer">Vecna resurrects, and tells them his life is linked with the Mind Flayer's, and as long as it lives, he will never die>It's revealed that the spider they just killed was just an offspring of the real Mind Flayer, which is a genuine unfathomable eldrich being living in the sky that is using Vecna as its champion/avatar>Knowing that killing the Mind Flayer is impossible, they realize that the only option now is to seal it off by destroying the Upside Down>Vecna attacks them again, and he briefly enters Will's mind, learning of their plan to destroy the Upside Down>He abandons his attack on them, and heads for Hawkins Lab to destroy the bombs, summoning an army of demogorgons, demodogs, demobats, and Meat Flayers for the assault>He is met at the lab by Dr K's forces, and a proper final battle ensues>At its climax, as it seems like they're going to be overrun, Will and Eleven join their powers, and freeze Vecna in place, and in turn freeze all the creatures in place(cont)
>>217126913(cont)>They realize that the only way to stop Vecna is for Eleven and Will to stay behind until the timer runs out>At the same time, the Mind Flayer is beginning to break through the weakened barrier between the Abyss and the Upside Down>At a loss for any other solution, and knowing that the clock is ticking, everyone says their tearful goodbyes to Eleven and Will, and flee the Upside Down>The Mind Flayer breaks through the barrier, and overpowers Eleven and Will>Vecna and the hordes are freed and are about to go on the attack just as the bomb detonates, and Vecna, the creatures, Eleven, and Will are vaporized, and the Mind Flayer is sealed off alone forever.Fixed that climax for you, Duffers.
>>217126879I think the Duffers were done after S3. Any passion they had went out the window with the covid delays and then the strikes. The last two seasons took 6 years. The cast grew up. All the magic was gone
>>217126879I think the Vecna plot saved the series. Was certainly better than Season 3’s underground Russian base.
>>217127127No, it wasn't, and certainly wasn't better than the meat flayer.
Who have you cranked hog to? For me, it's Nancy and Mrs Henderson.Billy once when I thought he was a hairy lesbian.
>>217127073Ah, the neighborhood gays.
>>217127184>cranked hog
>>217126639truth>>217126674delusion
>>217127156Vecna plot showed us how Eleven got her powers and how the Upside Down was created. Season 3 felt like I was watching some shitty Stallone ripoff film and may as well be filler for how little it contributed to later seasons.
>>217126674lucky bastard
>>217125694>>217126376I thought in the final scene where they’re playing DnD in the basement she’s next to Josh meanwhile Derek and the other girl clearly don’t seem to get along
>>217127241>Vecna plot retconned the whole showWhat a wonderful addition.
>>217127278They are a group of friends. It means nothing. Meanwhile Derek has no business at graduation. His sister is the same age as Erica. He's there as her date. He's the only boy she references and the only one she interacts with.
>>217126125Because girl boss. Moms > Dads. Women > men. Girls rule boys drool. That's it.
>>217126674truth>>217126639delusion
>>217127215You didn't answer the question. Who'd you flick your bean to, lady?
>>217127278Yeah Derek spending so much time with her was too desperate and gave her the ick. Plus she had a crush on Josh, not fatty.
>>217126294I really hope this guy had to cut his impotent testes off when reality hit. Also, Konami's most profitable venture at the time was Yu-Gi-Oh, and it still is today followed by a game about trains
>>217127279>What a wonderful addition.Yes, literally anything was better than their shitty attempts at Reagan Era synthwave action.I’m here to watch sci-fi horror about bad happenings in a small town, not Tom Clancy: Indiana Edition
>>217126526>>217126554already forgot who all these fucking people are
>>217127413Yet you cheer on road trips and russian gulag fights with a demogorgan.
>>217126927>implying the Netflix overlords would ever let their pet gay and pet girl boss die
I was MIA for the last week and just watched the finale. What the fuck was that?
>>217126639delusion>>217126674delusion
>>217127436No, I absolutely hated every scene that didn’t take place in Hawkins. The Byers in California and especially Russian gulag provided nothing to the story.
>>217127437That's why I don't hate Hawke for pitching the gay idea. Job security.
>>217125674>calling this sluttyanon you are just being a retard now are you from the middle east?
>>217126121>girl in a bikini is illegalwhy are anons so stupid?
>>217127671Follow the chain of replies to the original post to see what kind of "bikini" was requested.
>>217127657No. But I am a zoomie, so the retarded part checks out
>>217125492Fat kid meme for comedy relief
>>217126476>that split second tummy shot
>>217125545Me as "Particles"
did i miss where it was explained as to how vecna's magic rock ended up on earth? or is that in the stupid broadway show?
>>217128678It doesnt matter.
>>217126430I've been doing this with pictures of me when I was 12 and my favorite porn stars
>>217128678The Duffer Brothers stated that it will be explained during the prequel. It’ll also explain how no adults in the show remembered Henry Creel despite going to school with him and starring in the same play with him.
>>217128766>during the prequel.the stupid cartoon thing? or another live action series?
>>217128678Honestly what does it matter? The whole mindflayer story is generic and boring. The upside down was the most interesting part of the show before they retconned it to a wormhole bridge for no reason and killed any intrigue and mystery of it.
>>217128804The play, which has apparently been running since 2023. The story is that the Mind Flayer was found in Dimension X, which the US government found because they were trying to make the submarines invisible during WW2. Dr. Brennan’s father plays a big part in it.
>>217128804Live action spinoff that apparently takes place in the 50's. At least that is what rumors are saying. That cartoon takes place between season 2 and 3.
>>217128890>Honestly what does it matter? i mean literally the entire show is dependent on it being a solid answer lmao>The whole mindflayer story is generic and boring. well yeah it's all based on 1980s nostalgia, which is ridiculous considering the duffer brothers were born in 84 and barely had any 80s specific experiences or memories by the time they became conscious and started recounting, then the fucking 90s happenedthis is why i wish the d&d ending was real, instead they went with the last samurai of all endings>The upside down was the most interesting part of the show before they retconned it to a wormhole bridge for no reason and killed any intrigue and mystery of it.i actually didn't mind the upside down being a wormhole bridge, it makes sense in the big span of things and ties things up nicely, plus picrel was a cool shot>>217128900my assumption is brenner's father brought it back with him, but the better question is why did they not mention the eldridge experiment in the show? it's vital information
>>217129034>i mean literally the entire show is dependent on it being a solid answer lmaoWasnt vecna himself retconned to be the big baddy only in the later seasons?
>Jonathan saved Steve's life>when the two are talking Robin says "Hey lovebirds!" >Nancy broke up with both Steve and Jonathan Stonathan fucking won.
>>217129064>Wasnt vecna himself retconned to be the big baddy only in the later seasons?what? the mindflayer was always the big bad. the first thing they say about vecna is that "if mindflayer is the king, vecna is his general"the bit about vecna and the mindflayer being connected is purely a season 5 bit, yes, but not a retcon, the duffers had that idea figured out before the season was written
>>217125092lazy ass ahh writing
>>217125366I remember season 1 showing MBB's sexy soles I fapped to em back then
There's exposed green screen in season five episode one when El follows Hopper into the cabin.
>>217129154based errorsi noticed hopper spikes the camera in his speech with mike in the finale for a moment, then corrects his eyeline back to mike
>>217127418> VickieThe dyke's oneitis crush> Argyle The Stoner from season 4> Suzie The long distance girlfriend who sang neverending story> Lonnie Will's Dad who left because he thought Will was gay> Susan Max's Mom> Owen'sThe friendly scientist from season 2> DmitriThe Russian security guard who broke Hopper out of prison> YuriThe Russian airplane pilot who tried to double cross them> Callahan The White deputy that's kind of dumb> PowellThe black deputy that took over as sheriff in season 4> Keith The teenager who worked at the arcade in season 2 and hired Steve and Robin at the video store in season 3> Derek's familyThe fat kid's family from season 5
>>217129154Idk how autistic this makes me, but on Eleven’s missing poster, I looked up the area code they used and it wasn’t introduced until the late 90s.
>>217128678They pulled a Force Awakens and said that's a story for another time
>>217128804The cartoon, yeah>>217128900>>217128986No they said it's the cartoon
>>217129120This is what pissed me off the most. Last season ended with what seemed like hell on earth as the gates of hell were opened with upside down lightning in the sky, the dust particles, and demobats spilling forth.Then this season opens and everything is okay. It's fine, it's all good. Everything under control and every one is living their lives like normal.What the fuck man.
>>217129094No I just rewatched the whole thing. In the last episode of Season 4 "The Piggyback" while El is fighting Vecna inside of Max's mind she tries to say "we're not so differ not, Papa just hurt us both" and he goes: "Nuh-uh I'm super evil and love the Upside Down." then he explains that the mind flayer was just a big cloud that turned him into a Lord Zed knockoff and he was the one making it look like a spider because he thought it was cool. Then El goes: "there was never a mind flayer it was you all along!" Then kater Will says it was Vecna he feels with bis goosebumps and who was possessing him and that he remembers gow he thinks. They fully retconned the Mind Flayer as having been fake and Vecna all along then realized it was dumb so they soft walked it back with the play so they could just jump into season five acting like that was the intent all along
Remember when Murray was a crackpot conspiracy theorist rather than an errand boy?
>>217129367but did he hear the one about the bearded man who climbs down peoples chimneys?
>>217129367Technically he was a private detective investigating Barb's death
>>217125595Just started season five. I hate her immediately. She seemed cute but I can just tell she's a nepo baby and she has that baritone voice they all have. It will just get worse with age
>>217125395I'm just gonna watch Dark again
>>217129365But why would they do that if the Mind Flayer has been shown as the big baddie since season 2?
>>217129120>>217129317The steels panels shouldnt even be doing anything. It would be like covering up a volcano with steel panels lmao
>>217129464>>217129317my assumption was that the apocalypse was averted/slowed down because Vecna didn't actually kill Max, his plan worked but not really
>>217129434I always thought the mindflayer in season 2 was another generic monster villain, like on the same level as the demogorgon in s1. Thats the impression i got.
>>217129365you clearly didn't watch the last episodevecna finds a magic rock which connects him to the mindflayer. the mindflayer sends henry visual images of the spider body. when eleven sends him to the abyss he reconnects with the mindflayer and takes on the spider form. when he reconnects he's already halfway to ribbed zed cuz he got fucked up by the lightning and shit from his fight with 11. the entire hivemind part is on behalf of the mindflayer, otherwise vecna wouldn't have been hurt by it being shot and burned. the mindflayer was never fake, as i said in the earlier episodes of season 4 they mention vecna as being the agent dispatching the mindflayer's evil, the two formed a symbiosis due to their own individual desires. henry had literally just killed a man and was already an evil little shit with psychic powers, the mindflayer just enhanced it.
>>217129475I forgot S4, how does Vecna killing Max start the apocalypse again?
>>217129505she died just long enough for vecna's ritual to be completefrankly i don't even remember who the third victim was, there was the cheerleader, then the nerd, then the ginger. i just assumed vecna cheated and used eddie's death as the fourth.
Really strange that they chose to show that it was the mind flayer all along, but then still proceeded to have this gung ho scene where Joyce decapitates Vecna. You would've expected a poignant scene, something sad. Because in the end Henry was a victim as well, yet they completely threw this out of the window.
>>217129255that puts you on a reddit level of sperg
>>217125545She's all tuckered out after a long day of tentacle breeding.
>>217129490I always thought the Duffer Brothers were thinking: New season = we have to up the ante. That’s why they made the Mind Flayer gigantic and had Will obsessed with it. Like, the guy wasn’t littering his house with pictures of demogorgons.And doesnt the Mind Flayer take control of random Hawkins residents in Season 3? Why did that stop?
>>217125545this is what turned will gay btw
>>217129523Woah i completely forgot about those kills Vecna did where their body contorts and they bleed out of their eyes. How does killing a few people start an apocalypse again tho? And what is defined as an "apocalypse" in the context of the abyss desert wasteland...?
>>217129584>And doesnt the Mind Flayer take control of random Hawkins residents in Season 3? Why did that stop?vecna says originally his plan was to recruit 11, hence the line of "we've built this all for you" but changed his plan of attack and went full thanos with "fuck it i'll do it myself"
>>217129609>How does killing a few people start an apocalypse again tho?like i said, they were ritualistic killings.same reason vecna took 12 kids, he used their latent psychic abilities (a subplot never resolved) as vessels to pour his own power through to merge the worlds.
>>217129623I thought the Mind Flayer and Vecna were working together but focusing on different targets, since Henry stated he goes for children but the Mind Flayer’s victims were adults. Unless Henry took over for the Mind Flayer?
>>217129656certainly seems that waybut then again you're expecting consistency from a netflix show lol
>>217129578ebic cross symbol there
>>217129523Max's eye were all fucked up from that. Blah blah blah Sadie Sink acting but I feel like if she was permanently blinded after waking up from the coma, there would've been SOME greater stakes.
>>217129656In S2, mindflayer just took over will. In S3, the mindflayer took over pretty much anyone he got his hands on. There were a few kids that got melted into the meat flayer body. Anyway, I’m pretty sure they retconned in that his plan in S3 was to take eleven’s remote viewing powers to give to Vecna so he could begin his S4 plan.
Grow the fuck up.
>>217129523the third victim was the other black basketball player whose trauma we only knew about because Lucas told us later (his dad beat him)
>>217129405FUCK YOU
>>217125492>t. Sucks a fat one
>>217129746i would have preferred she stay dead and actually raise the stakes and show that the writers weren't huge pussiestalk about a fucking copoutagain, vecna implies all the children he took have psychic abilities which means brenner was continuing his work in modern day hawkins, and in no way shape or form did the writers ever think "what if we have eleven and the kids all fuck vecna up"? throw a bit of his own medicine at him? would've been far more 80s than the shit we got.>>217129801oh shit deadass i forgot about him, there was another basketball american in season 5 when dustin gets jumped so i just assumed it was him kek
>>217129609Something something marked by Vecna, something something their death opens up a portal to the Upside Down like he can apparently do anytime and the demos do constantly leading to a cool visual where they all center on the town hall because Henry apparently hates the government and when all 4 gates combine they make super gate that apparently doesn't close in 18 months hence the military involvementIt's the Duffers, handwave away everything because "haha we didn't think about that"
need to remake these masterpieces with Nell Fisher, before she gets stale
>>217129813>t.timmy
>>217129863>i would have preferred she stay deadSame, but after she was in the coma it was clear she was coming back. I just find it odd the only cast member with any kind of permanent physical injury are Momma Wheeler's scars (unless I'm misremembering).
>>217128804I shan't be watching just like House of Dragons. These shit show ending series don't deserve more material.
>>217129405>has that baritone voiceFug, I need to hear this qt talk immediately
>>217128766This already sounds like a disaster. Would've been better if it had nothing to do with the main story paranormal shit and was just them running a season long D&D campaign. Just a fun 80s vibe.
>>217125492>Lost a contest of strength to a fat 10 year oldVecna's villain rep died here.
>>217129987Yeah what the fuck was up with that?
>>217129945i actually can’t even deny it anymore i have the biggest crush! oh my god she’s so pretty
>>217127465
>>217129120Remember when Robin's girlfriend thought it was more practical she was just on drugs and hallucinating despite this happening? Season 5 was so fucking lazy.
>>217129434Because they thought they were SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS >>217129494They didn't show the rock in season 4>>217129505Him killing people made gates for some reason and four gates made a big X for some reason>>217129584In season 3 it wasn't the mind flayer it was a piece of him that got trapped in our world when the gate closed that took on a mind of its own
>>217129811A picture is a picture but a person is a person
>>217129746>if she was permanently blinded after waking up from the comaIt would at least make her relationship make a little more sense because she can't see how ugly he is...but you still can't ignore the smell.
>>217130009It was an earthquake. Paranormal shit isn't real, you fucking crackhead.
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>>217130102She does say in S2(?) that he stinks.
>>217129987>>217129999that fat shit consistently had inconsistent power levels, as do most characters>demogorgons are bulletproof>a sharp blade will fuck it up no problemthey really need to teach new writers how to raise stakes and not play it safe by letting everyone liveit's no sin to kill a characterthis is why harry potter still has an overall positive rating, it takes nonstop risks and kills many characters and doesn't ever apologize for it>>217130057no shit they didn't show the rock in season 4, but vecna's backstory was figured out beforehand
>>217130000Noice getHer teeth are very qt in that picture
>>217129999The plot armor this season was amped up to 10. Like how Derek was somehow able to escape four adults in the barn after he woke up, or how him, Mike, and Will were able to hold back literal soldiers on a slippery floor.
as someone who didn't watch anything after S1, why have people kept watching this show for 5 seasons?
>>217130184Because the audience is bunch of diddy disciples
is general is like paedo central
>>217130057>Him killing people made gates for some reason and four gates made a big X for some reasonHoly shit i remember now kek. God this shit is so forgettable. But this makes even less sense once they revealed the upside down isnt supernatural anymore but scientific now. Why would killing people make a gateway?
>>217130184Because there's nothing else to watch, it's easily accessible, you already know other people are going to talk about it nonstop and it's nice to be able to participate in those conversations. Also, it's mildly amusing.
>>217130184personally i had a few people nagging me to get caught up and i was ultimately bored, i read spoilers ahead of time to see if it was worth my time and knew it would be a waste but i have to admit, the main theme is catchyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2obv0DHuhu4
>>217130206>once they revealed the upside down isnt supernatural anymore but scientific nowit never was supernatural, that was just your interpretation of itstranger things has always been a sci-fi series
>>217130203You must be new here
>>217130242>stranger things has always been a sci-fi series
>>217130375you don't have to like it but it is first and foremost identified as a science fiction serieseat shit
>>217125545Bro was chasing after her like Nemesis coming for Jill.
It’s Crazy How he fluctuates from a 6/10 to a 10/10 depening on His hair and anglesIn This picture right here he mogs all the cast including Billy
>>217125197>conformity gate theoryThe what?
>>217130582I need Finn to bussy fart on my dick
>>217130664>The "Conformity Gate" theory is a fan-driven hypothesis surrounding the conclusion of Stranger Things Season 5, suggesting that the final episode aired on New Year’s Eve 2025 was not the true finale, but rather an illusion created by Vecna to maintain control over the characters and the audience. According to the theory, the events of the epilogue—where characters settle into predictable, conformist lives—represent a manipulated reality rather than genuine peace.>This idea gained traction due to perceived inconsistencies and unsettling details in the finale, such as characters appearing to break the fourth wall, background figures holding Vecna-like poses, and a radio broadcast that continues longer than logically possible.
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>>217130715crazy how hard fans cope over the meandering and disappointing finale that they invent this headcanonlike yeah the ending is very modern for a series set in the 80s and i'd be pissed about it too, but it is what it is and the sooner they accept it the sooner they can move on and kill themselves already
>>217130755>>217130766>One of the central claims is that Mike Wheeler, who narrates the final scenes, is unknowingly writing the story of his friends, mirroring his role as a D&D game master, despite a prior line in the series stating that one cannot write the ending of a campaign. >Fans also point to symbolic details like the dice in the final shot landing on seven, the door handle in the final D&D scene being on the right side (inverting the earlier scene’s orientation), and the reappearance of the book Mr. What’s It?, which is associated with deception and illusion in fan lore.>The theory further suggests that the characters’ acceptance of their fates—such as Mike and Nancy embracing roles similar to their parents—contradicts their long-standing resistance to such cycles, implying a loss of free will.>The theory’s popularity is tied to a growing online movement, particularly on platforms like Twitter and TikTok, where users have shared frame-by-frame analyses, audio isolations, and visual comparisons to support their claims.>A key date in the theory is January 7, 2026—five days after the finale’s release—because the date 1/7 could symbolically represent the number seven, which appears in the final scene.>Some fans speculate that Netflix may release a secret, true finale on that date, though the streaming service has not confirmed any such plans.>While some critics argue that the theory relies on overinterpretation and misrepresents D&D lore—particularly referencing the "False Hydra," a non-canonical monster from a creepypasta rather than official D&D material—others believe the theory reflects a deeper dissatisfaction with the finale’s tone and resolution.
>>217130814lolthe only rabbit hole that has any weight to it is eleven still being alive due to the three audio cues (exhale, heartbeat, interference)
>>217130715>>217130814>it was all a heckin dream!
>>217129145based
>>217130814>they really convinced themselves there was a secret episode. I cant wait for the seethe on the 7th bros
>Friends? No thanks.>Best friend
>rewatch>S1 and 2 are actually even better than I remember>some of the worst characters in S5 are some of the richestWhat happen
>>217130438How can anyone eat shit when you're hogging it all?
>>217131204Duffers phoned it in and so did half the cast. The whole thing took too damn long and all the magic was gone for them.
>>217131204>>217131286that's what happens when you make a story set over 5 years happen in 8like at least harry potter was consistent with the growth of the characters
Holy shit! Holly is the hottest woman i've ever seen in my entire life, I need to marry her
>>217131621kys pedo
Who won in the end?
>>217132414Derek.
>>217132414Steve
>>217130897Robin makes a big deal over wanting the perfect song for the bomb. They go with "When Doves Cry" / "Purple Rain". If you flip that album over you start with "Let's Go Crazy" and the lyrics are pretty on point for the off-putting final hour they showed.
>>217131621@grok do your thing
not a pedonot into kidsbut nell fisher is the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes uponabsolute angelthe over the top acting made me cringe a bit though
>>217132414Lucas and Josh
Why did the ratings vary so much across seasons?
>>217129091stonathan was my sole delusional ST indulgence and i have read fanfics of them moving to NY since season 1, with steve serial dating and jonathan making a movie and them eventually getting together, it was a cute shared delusion amongst stonathanGODs that steddietards repurposed. all my expectations of how the show would go were either forgotten plot points, squandered, or not fulfilled, EXCEPT for stonathan. never in these 10 years would i have thought the duffers didn't care about eleven this hard. but my delusional yaoi ship got the tidbit shoutouts i wanted with some extra love... this never happens to me
Nell Fisher is a goddamn REVELATION as Holly WheelerI wasn’t sure giving Holly so much screen time would be a wise decision for the final season ever, but Nell is eating up every second and lowkey outshining most of the cast
Kinos about overthrowing communist dictators?
>>217130137> vecna's backstory was figured out beforehandNo it wasn't and this is even confirmed by the documentary about the play where the guy who wrote the play ran the plot by then and they stole like half of it for season five then told him to rewrite it so it didn't spoil season five>>217130175Not to mention Vecna deciding not to kill Joyce just because and Karen stabbing the Demogorgon fifty times while it just stood there and let her. >>217130206They said it created psychic energy because of emotions somehow.
>End of Beginning shooting up the chartsHow does Steve continue to win in and out of the show?
>>217130279Her outfit is so dumb when you think about it. She's wearing a sweater under a sweater under overalls with rain boots
>Nancy is a brave pioneering journalist ready to expose the world's wrongs and will probably be a leading figure in the fight against Drumpf>Jonathan is an auteur filmmaker making profound barbed satires on capitalism>Robin is expanding herself mentally and metaphysically at college>Steve is a loserStevefags BTFO
>>217133270most kissable 12 yo awardburned the coal awardcucked the white kid award
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>>217131540> Happen over eight10. Stranger Things premiered in 2016. I had keep reminding myself the characters are supposed to look like how they looked in season 3 by this point.
>>217133443>No it wasn'tthe duffer brothers wrote the story for the play you idiotthe playwright just formatted it for the stage
>>217133501Steve is the only one who is going to have a family unlike the other three.
>>217133553Not according to the documentary they all star in
nell is so magical I wish she wasn't a coalburner that hates white men
>>217133535>Stranger Things premiered in 2016fuck i keep thinking it started 2017>>217133571if that isn't the case why are the duffers credited then?
>>217130814First they convinced themselves that Mike is gay, he is going to reveal it in the last episode and Byler gets a happy ending. It didn't happen so they star shouting that Duffers queer baited them despite all the time showing that Mike is straight.And now they are convicing themselves that there is a secret episode.What is wrong this nowadays people? Did internet, DI, social medias destroy brains?
>>217133627>What is wrong this nowadays people?*What is wrong with nowadays people?
>>217133460Like the song title suggests it's End of Beginning. It's a very fitting song.
>>217133627mike is gay, why do you think he let eleven go? unlike will, mike came to terms with it and moved on because he's not a fag like will.see, there are gay people, who live normal lives and do everything else us normal folk do, they just get weird in the sack. then there are faggots, whose entire personalities and lifestyles are based around them being faggots and they're constantly dramatic, hence "i don't like girls" five minutes before doomsday.
>>217133602The jew showrunners forced that upon the actress/character, just watch, she will NEVER date a rog irl
>>217133731>it's forced broshame on you for simping after a coalburner that hates white men
Lumax and Jolly were the only couples that worked in this show
>>217131204who is the richest
>>217133955me because having now finished this slop it will help me in my writing to not make the same mistakes as the duffer brothersi'll kill characters, i'll keep the side content to a minimum, i'll make sure every sub-plot and plot hole is covered, no loose ends for me
>>217125684In years to come this will be fondly remembered as an iconic webm.
>>217134793AI slop is unimpressive by design
I managed to get my hands on one of the 3D Holly props from the show. What's the first thing I should do to it when it arrives?
>finale was so bas that fans are coming up with new schizo cope
max mogs holly
>>217134737god we’re very much each other’s type
>>217126241Why did nancy look like rambo and was suddenly a firearms expert. Is that shown in earlier episodes?
>>217126476Whys millie hanging out with them isnt she like 35?
>>217125092Robin broke up with what'sherface to later fuck Steve.
>>217135634It's unknown if they broke up.
>>217135644Duffers said they definitely did.
>>217126165MONG?
>>217135656No, they didn't. They said they wanted to leave it up for fans to decide. As if fans gave a fuck about whatsherface.
I want to be Holly's bf so much (I'm Black just like Josh)
>All the gang trying to figure out a plan (to save the world) and hopper comes up with a helicopter plan>Dustin says "the chopper rotors are 40ft wide its too big its not going to fit">Robin says "steve hears that all the time and he goes in anyway dont you Steve"What did she mean by this?
>>217135508She's the prettiest girl so not hard.
>>217135697>max>prettyLOL.
>>217135711You dont like squashed faced gingers? With a cromagnon brow?
>>217125674>dressed up like a slutty Red Riding Hood/Dorothy GaleWhat?
>>217135571Ted’s the type of guy who would do to his kids what my dad did to my sister and I. Basically, sit them down and say “If I ever see you bring a (black person) through that door, you are no longer welcome in my home.”He would nip that shit in the bud quickly.
>>217135758I feel awful for the zoomers who came up in the post-Harvey world, and are forced to look at the current Hollywood herd of mongoloids as “hot” because to a starving man, every scrap is a banquet.
>>217135813>“If I ever see you bring a (black person) through that door, you are no longer welcome in my home.”that will only make the girl seek it out more. forbidden love is very romantic especially to little girls
>>217135813Holly never would anyway. That's why she bashed that lying whore's face in with a radio.
>>217135813Teds the type of guy that would get cucked by his wife and have his daughter become a snowbunny lmao
>>217135846>came up in the post-Harvey world, and are forced to look atwe're on /tv/ so this doesn't apply. she's cute and hot>>217135875Holly loves Josh
>Will is doomed to visit bar after bar for loveless sex with high chance getting AIDWere gays happy with his ending?
>>217135689>steve, your cock's massive! HAH! gotchahuh
holly, my baritone-voiced coalburner loli wife
>>217135689Why did Nancy, Joyce, Vickie, Will and Jonathan bite their lip after Robin said that?
gen x has a stranglehold on the culture for atlweast 20 yrs now. Can we move the fuck away from the 80s/90s please, fuck off already.
>>217133241Wait a minute, that graph...
It’s becoming more and more evident that El is alive
>>217136298>get to the 00'>every single fucking show will reference 9/11Please no
>>217136298You vill consume zhe subversive nostalgiaslop, und you vill be happy.
>>217126294Does Caramel still copepost on /v/? Haven't been there in a while.
>>217135616It was her idea to begin with. They had a stressful day and Millie decided to cheer up the girls by teaching them dance moves for one of Sabrina Carpenter songs.
>>217135616Also, Millie is only like 6 years older, lol. They're the same generation, it's just Millie is so bogged, walled and hagged to the max that she looks like she could be their mom.
>>217135689They were friends with benefits for years.
>>217136298Move to what? 80-90s was peak of human civilization. It's all downhill from there.
>>217136545>80-90s was peak of human civilizationno it was peak mass consumption, materialism, and hedonism.
Most unrealistic scene in the entire show was when the boys freaked out when El was about to take her clothes off.
>>217136573So peak of human civilization then.
>>217135460>Fire safety laws are proof of a secret episodeI...
I had watched the first season like a decade ago but never stuck with it.So for season 5 I literally marathoned the entire show all at once over the month of December (I technically finished 2 days ago).S1 >>>>> S2 >>> S3 > S5 > S4My understanding is the zoomies love season 4? It has to have been a Covid thing just like how so many people convinced themselves CoD Warzone wasn't slop. Season 4 is so fucking slow and pointless for most of its run. It splits the cast up into several different locations far away from each other and each subplot DRAGS like crazy. The California plot was bad. The Russia plot was... somehow even worse. The Vecna stuff *is* interesting, but it's hard to ignore how much of an obvious retcon it all is, and when he starts monologuing about his incel life even that plot loses a lot of steam. They also expanded the cast way too much and felt like they needed to give huge exposition dump "moments" to everyone.Season 5 by contrast is just very stupid, but it at least didn't bore me as much as 4, and I do think they got the finale mostly right even if they had really written themselves into a corner to some extent.Really, the show should have just been a seasonal anthology like it was supposed to be.
>>217133731Not to insult Nell personally, but jews forcing white women to be subversive is like forcing a fish to swim.
>>217136611Season 4 is loved because of its highlights in episode 4, 7 and 9, but the rest of the season isn't that good. This becomes more obvious on a rewatch. The Russian plot really drags and Mike, Will and Jonathan get nothing to do all season.
>>217136611The only bit people like about s4 is the Hawkins plotline, well Bylers liked the California stuff I guess. Everyone forgets the 2/3 of it that was just boring sidequests to keep the cast apart
>>217136573>consumption, materialism, and hedonism have decreased since the 90sok bro
>>217136611Nah you're right.S4 is terrible.You can watch all the relevant Vecna scenes in a 12 minute youtube video and it's significantly better than interspacing it with all the boring filler.
I still don't get what Jonathan's arc is.>Nancy starts off as a somewhat perfect and studious girl and ends up as a girlboss journalist >Steve starts off as a jock that doesn't care about studies and other people, ends up developing genuine bonds with others and becoming an educator>Jonathan starts off as an incel loner, becomes a stoner, gets a gf food a while and ends up making movies against capitalism?
>>217136655>>217136584you do understand it was the same gen x that went bankrupt during the recession because they mortage their houses and borrowed loans they knew they could never repay. Materialism and hedonism comes at a price.
>>217136611Hawkins/Vecna/Eddie serial killer plot was great and that's the only thing I remember from season 4. Maybe that's why I like it so much.
>>217136611yeah the exposition dumping really is what killed the show for me more than anything and Season 4 and 5 are chuck full of it.Did anyone else notice how they basically character assassinated Robin into a plot explainer that won't shut up? She really wasn't like that in 3 at all.
>>217136707>Hawkins/Vecna/Eddie serial killer plot was great and that's the only thing I remember from season 4Even that drags too long.
>>217132493Holly's outfit and hair are pure kino
The cast really did just spend the last few months constantly crying. Is that Mikes mom holding Noah?
expectations for the next episode?
>>217136706>Materialism and hedonism comes at a price.I wish. 2 more weeks until the crash bro. This jew banking scheme surely can't last forever.
>>217136728They got us horny uncs to watch the show.
>>217136611Season 4 was when the show had a cultural revival of sorts so a lot of people, especially gen z, liked being a part of that. Lots of Vecna and Kate Bush tik tok content.But yes on rewatch it's actually pretty bad and it's all because of the pacing. Pic related.Season 4 feels like the extended cut of an extended cut. Way too much everything.
>>217136735Holly cs extravaganza
>>217136748I would 100% not be interested if not for Holly
>>217136752fucking YIKES
>>217136785>>217136752>comfy sub-1 hour format>S4 suddenly jumps it up by 50% just for subplots that literally don't need to exist
Has there ever been a show with so many drop offs in one season? S5 was so bad!
Dead show
>>217136803Season 5 was bad, but the problem here is thinking the drop off happened there
>>217126476Damn it that black girl is cute her figure her moves fuckkk
>>217136808>Netflix has announced a documentary, One Last Adventure: The Making of Stranger Things 5, which will debut on the streamer Monday, Jan. 12.One last ride
>>217136752Even with all the filler and having half the budget, S4 still felt bigger and more epic than S5. Especially the before mentioned episodes 4, 7 and 9. S5 was supposed to be the grand finale of the entire show, but it really only had one such episode (4), and everything after that was disappointing.
>>217136842>>217136842>>217136842
>>217136822It happened immediately after s1 lolIt was literally meant to be an anthology Cracks formed at s2 with deeper groove at 3 then 4 almost redeemed it then nope s5 shit the bed
>>217136837>Even with all the filler and having half the budget, S4 still felt bigger and more epic than S5.It was literally just 11 screaming at Henry twice.
>>217136837Normie complaint.Sorcerer is shit.The finale is fine.
>>217136730I'm such a good actor I can play myself being gay just like my character Lol fucking actors can't even pretend to not be gay nowAlso his acting shit
>>217136759What does cs mean?
>>217136993Counter Strike
>>217137025Counter-Strike came out a decade later.
>>217134814Yes but in this case its the idea that's funny, not just the product. The idea wasnt ai generated.
>>217136993cunny show