The GHOSTED Edition Previously on trek >>217128604
star trek sex with shran
posting from my sanctuary district
>Have you ever posted in a /trek/ thread only to find out it is full of nutrek faggots?
>I'm an Orion butt slut.
>>217149339DS9 has an edge over on TNG because it gave its women more to do than fall in love with guest alien of the week.
>>217149440but that's.....literally all Dax does
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>>217149448Not always. For example, the time she was symbolically raped by the other trill.
>>217149455>Have you ever flashed your penis to an androgynous alien?
>>217149448She also makes unfunny jokes and larps as a klingon!
>>217149554Ezri was cuter
uh yeah, hi. it's the Dominon and we don't pretend. we'll win this altercation. the Jem'Hadar will fly out of this end, and bring ANNIHILATION!Sacrifice of Angels, 35 minuteshttps://ntvstream.cx/channel/282
>>217149339Lower Decks is more entertaining than Enterprise
fuck nutrekbut the mod already knows we think that.
if this thread gets deleted then that will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the nutrek fag has a janny on his side
>>217150351lmao it wasn't the deleted posts that did it for ya?
>>217150148Not that anon, but here you go: looking back at the Borg cube pursuing the Enterprise at warp, in Q Who (TNG S2). I'm confident there are lots of other examples, but this is the one that immediately sprang to mind.
>>217150432I'm about 50% sure there is one in the Doomsday Machine episode of TOS as well when the Constellation is at warp looking back with the broken nacelles in view as the Enterprise fires on the machine.
>>217150432Exactly. I said that THAT anon couldn't cite an example and was trying to deflect.
thanks for the drinks
>>217150496What do you think this Enterprise pic shows then?
Fuck I want rikers pocket torpedo.
>>217150432https://youtu.be/bL_y8sSglqw
this recap is really long
>>217149382You're being relocated. Please do not resist.
Watchalong bro, can you post that stream link? It was better than my actual feed>>217150173nevermind, im a retard but at least i checked. i will post this anyway as a record of my idiocy for dossier-anon
I could never hope to match your eloquence
>>217149345star trek sex with Shran's associates but not with Shran
10 days until Star Trek: Starfleet Academy debuts on The Plus.
>>217149339Reminder to ignore troll posts and instead hide them. Remember, that's hide with six letters - sounds like the first name of The EMH's actor.
>>217151004Who asked for this?
>>217151004
>>217150988that's his fiance...
>>217151011Trekkers who aren't in Senior Daycare.
>>217151011this guy in a letter to the communicator magazine in 2004, apparently he probably wouldn't like what it would end up being, though
brompbbbrrrooommmpppBROMPBBRROOOMMPPPPPPPPPPbroooomppmppmppbbbrrrrbbbrrrbbbbrrrompB R O M P -Data to Commander Ryker--ON MY WAY!Zack Morris
>>217151085So all 15 STD fans worldwide? (the only ones who weren't actors on the show)
>UHH I THINK IF WE WANNA BEAT THE FEDERATION WE'LL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT EARTHwow no kidding huh I see why they made you the top admin
>>217151091Thats cool you included his name
>>217151109>DUKAT: War is such thirsty work. Don't you agree?>WEYOUN: Perhaps if you didn't talk so much, your throat wouldn't get so dry.>DUKAT: Cardassians do like to talk. I suppose it can be a failing at times.Love how the further along this arc goes, the more apparent their hatred for each other is
>>217151091this makes me ill
>>217151154It was literally published in a magazine from 22 years ago, dude is probably dead idk
>>217151143DISCO was on the Nielsen Top 10. Plenty of Trekkies watched the show.
>>217151248Well, good riddance
>all these fuckin' adsdo burgers really?
>>217151248>. Allen was predeceased by her brother and only sibling, Joseph L. Gillease. She is survived by her sister-in-law, Marion Gillease of Poughkeepsie, NY, her nephew and godson, Patrick J. Gillease and his companion, John V. Kloepfer, both of PoughkeepsieYeah, dead of AIDS
Ready to get schooled. Star Trek style:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RqbkBY0TRdU
>>217151091Harve Bennett submitted an academy script in the 90s and then I think Babylon 5 creator JMS wrote something similar in the 00s. I think both scripts had elements eventually incorporated in the first JJTrek movie. My point being the idea of making an Academy movie/series goes way back, but in the beginning it was about Kirk & Spock at the Academy and not in the far future.
>>217151362they've been talking about making a show like this for almost 30 fuckin years they are finally doing it. Good. now stop fucking talking about making it and push it out like the shit it will be so we can never do it again.
It's funny how Star Trek: Communicator magazine freely published all of these fan letters about how dissatisfied they were with Enterprise and the direction of the franchise at the time. Something changed in society and now things like magazines or official websites only want to cultivate a feel-good hugbox environment over new shows. I could see the beginnings of it with the first JewJew movie.
>>217151405Was that why they made Voyager, DS9, and Enterprise? I mean, it would explain a lot.
>>217151362Halfway thru that trailer, this itejm is treated like a big reveal. Any Trekkie recognize it, or is this new Canon Lore?
>>217151470that TNG episode "the first duty" was the testing ground. They wanted to make it way back then but it didnt happen. Then like this anon said >>217151390 they wanted to make a star fleet academy thing where kirk meets spock hurr durr lets do what star wars did that everyone like yes absolutely right? Instead Abrams had the good sense at least not to do that but it was still a prequel so fuck him and fuck paramount.
>>217151202i could probably write an essay about their relationship it's so cartoonish yet realistic at the same time and so entertaining to watch. i like how it's a power struggle playing out between equals that are both basically staying respectful despite the clear hatred. I just love how they deal with each other.
>>217151299STD wasn't made for Trekkies, that's why Bryan Fuller left. Instead they made it for 2010s-era SJW quirky chunguses who like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and modern Star Wars movies. STD was a complete failure, but at least it wasn't capeshit trek like JJ made.
>>217151558Dont you compare buffy to that shit
>>217151558>STD was a complete failure, but at least it wasn't capeshit trek like JJ made.yes it was somehow worse
>>217151509The costumes are brand new creations never before seen in trek, and it's debatable whether or not any form of Kurtzman trek is canon.
>>217151584If anything it's a testament to Buffy that Paramount wanted to woo that fanbase by making Trek more like it. If only they hired a few fanservice girls like Dushku to play characters like Tilly instead of the ginger fatbody we got. Actually according to Fuller, Gillian Anderson was supposed to play a Captain originally, but unfortunately that was dropped when Fuller left.
What are you doing in the wormhole, Ben?
one that that always struck me as weird is how cheerful the Founder is when she says that. i guess it conveys how she kinda really doesn't give a fuck about any of this. it's not like they have anything to lose.
>>217149339That image really made me lol
>>217151711the bane of every IP the last decade, trying to emulate the Whedon tone without understanding anything about what makes Whedon's writing work
>>217151082so?
one thing I never said from the book was how Andy Robinson was really, really upset when he got the script for Empok Nor. he got typecasting ptsd. thankfully in the end script was changed enough for his liking.>>217151891it's just that "associate" was a funny word considering that
>>217151325>oldtrek fan is total fagI did NOT need to be told this.
>>217151091>he probably wouldn't like what it would end up being, thoughI wonder>A youth-quake on Star Trek is what the saga needs, a la the WB!sounds like it's right up his Jeffries tube
Star Trek: OccupationThe Dominion war was ended with a bruised but victorious Federation. Starfleet is now thrust into a role it’s never done or wanted before: occupier. Defeated Cardassia must be policed and rebuilt.>Starfleet engineers rolling up their sleeves and rebuilding a devastated world>Starfleet security hunting down cardassian war criminals in the ruins>jem hadar holdouts refusing stand down orders and waging guerrilla war from remote jungles and mountain ranges>section 31, tal shiar, and obsidian order remnants dueling for supremacy in the shadows>reformer cardassians trying to remake cardassia into something new and branded as collaborators by those who want to rebuilt cardassia exactly as it was>bajoran fundamentalists raiding ruined museums and libraries to steal back bajoran artifacts and treasures
/trek/ episodes for this feel?
>>217149352Requesting someone does "Star Trek sex with Shran" as an episode title shot
>>217152466it's the name of the series though, not an episode
>>217151010PROBERT?
>>217151753WHY DO YOU CAUSE THIS PROVOCATION?
>>217152483It's both the title of the series and the name of the pilot episode
>>217152835no it isn't, it has normal type episode names
>>217152861None of those are the pilot episode, Star Trek Sex With Shran starring Jeffrey CombsThat is the full title of the 'sode, chode.Dismissed.
>>217151509it's just a letterman jacket
>>217152889no it isn't you fucking faggot i literally invented this shit and of course it's not going to have some retarded shit like the pilot episode title also being the name of the show. that's not how Trek works
>>217152924>i literally invented this shitWrong. I invented it. Here is the original image that I made myself.Also, I SAID DISMISSED, Ensign Reddit!
>>217152889You are a loser. You suck at life. You're bad at sex. You don't return calls. You don't pay people back. You are a hypocrite. You lack the self awareness to realize this so you put it on other people.
>>217152953your trolling attempt is really poor, i must say
>>217149510
>>217152967Or maybe you're taking memes a little too seriously and deserve to be lightly prodded about it.
>>217151045Nice to see Jim Carrey still getting roles.
>>217153008your weird obsession with me and projection is cringe.
>>217153065This might come as a shock but I have no clue who you are
>tomorrow is the Worfzia wedding episodeman talk about whiplash. from kino to...that...
>>217153238Ready to watch some of the most dogshit acting you've ever seen again? Cant wait.
>>217153238>>217153255>and then after that one is the Mirror Bariel episodeyeah bros idk don't be surprised if you don't see me shilling the watchalong for a couple days....
>>217153238I like the holodeck parts with Bashir and O'Brien suffering through the Klingon bullshit and then going to beat Worf's ass in the end
>>217153274the part I like is Sisko lecturing Dax about being a petty childish cunt
>>217153238the kino is the everything but worf and jadzia partmartok? kinomartok's wife? kinomiles suffering? K-K-KINO
>>217153364those things aren't kino you're just tricked by the fact that it's a Dax episode so every scene without her in it feels like a relief
>>217153380Relief from me furiously masturbating?
>>217153404you jack off to shitty acting?
>>217153380You're a real barrel of laughs tonight, anon.
>>217153497More like a barrel of truth, lil bro
>>217153356I don't remember Kira's fat dumper wearing a black uniform
speaking of Kira'a uniform remember how she was supposed to wear the dress uniform when greeting Dukat? like who came up with that there is no way he requested that she wear that ugly piece of shit instead of her normal catsuit uniform
Kes was such a QT 3.14. I could have saved her if I wasn't a baby when VOY broadcast.
2 Riker's2 Lore's
>>2171537082 Picards
This episode had many flaws. First, having a brush with death doesn't guarantee that you will now appreciate life and become goal oriented. That's as ridiculous as your family member getting shot and you dedicate your life to become a vigilante crime fighter. Most people who survive brushes will death end up traumatized for life. They would all become lutenant Barkley.Second, you don't need a brush with death to be motivated to take the initiative in life. There are many reasons why someone would take the initiative in life. Most do it out of inspiration from others in their lives. Not surviving violent experiences.Third, there was nothing wrong with blue shirt Picards life. The fact that he made it as a blue shirt on THE FLAGSHIP is in itself a huge accomplishment. Not everyone can be captain but not everyone can end up ON THE FLAGSHIP. Most officers end up on some boring outpost, communication array, transport vessels, freighters, or starbase. I would imagine 90% of officers end up there. Better a blue shirt on the FLAGSHIP then a captain of a freighter or transport.Fourth, THE only reason Picard hated his blue shirt career is only because he was aware of his old life as captain. If Q made him unaware of his old life then Picard would have been happy. Part of the joke was that Q made sure Picard never forgot his old life.
>>217153796why'd you post it here this time instead of making a thread?
>>2171537082 hands
>>217153796the episode doesn't imply that's it's guaranteedthat's blatantly untrue, most people now are just pussies who claimed they have PTSD because someone told them to stop acting cringe
>>217153850There are 4 hands
>>217153819Because it's a star trek episode. Why would we talk about star Trek somewhere else?>>217153860>that's blatantly untrue, most people now are just pussies who claimed they have PTSD because someone told them to stop acting cringePerhaps but we are talking about a violent confrontation where somebody got brutally stabbed through the back, the heart and sternum. Then woke up with an artificial heart for life. It's no different from being in a car accident and waking up with no legs. It's a complete life changing experience. We are not talking about snowflake trauma where the wrong pronoun was used, but real violent brushes with death. I survived 2 car accidents 3 years ago and now I suffer from PTSD and severe anxiety. It changed my life for the worse.
>>217153850Why does everyone do that in Star Trek? Not like they needed to go Jackie Chan on the show but regular boxing and kicking would have sufficed.
>>217154038>Why would we talk about star Trek somewhere else?there was a time recently where some guy was making a thread about this episode like every day. using that image. maybe that wasn't you
>>217154084It wasn't me but I did participate in one of them.
Justice for Penthar Mul
>>217153796The episode wasn't just about Picard's brush with death, sure this is an important event in Picard's life but that's the point of the episode; that small changes in life create major differences. Like how he tried to bang that girl and it just made it awkward. No doubt that contributed to his "playing it safe" reserved personality in that timeline.
>>217153796all valid points. I'd also add how fucking smug riker and diana treated him as additional reasons this episode sucks ass.
>>217149930Ezri was better in every single way. Having a character be a literal evil parasite that enslaves its host was a weird character choice. Even weirder to me how everybody just goes along with it like its normal. Like there isn't a woman being enslaved by an immortal parasite right now just because they like the parasite's personality sometimes.
>>217153708
>>217154203They didn't treat him smugly, they just treated him like a stranger. It's Riker's job as XO to bust the balls of officers who are not excelling. It's the Enterprise, not a luxury yacht, and they're military officers, not the crew of the Loveboat.
>>217153796Incredibly poor take. Shortsighted and too projecting; misses the forest for the trees. You make the mistake of thinking the episode is trying to claim X action always leads to Y result. It is a nuanced exploration of different paths through life, not an arbitrary hierarchical classification of causalities. Not to be insulting but I suspect you may have autism which if so would limit your ability to perceive anything in a narrative that isn't explicitly spelled out in concrete terms, leading to the confusion you now experience.
>>217154152>that small changes in life create major differencesLol! That WAS NOT a small life changing event. He got stabbed through the back, heart and sternum. Then woke up with an artificial heart for life. That's the same as a major car accident where one wakes up with no legs anymore. That was a huge life changing experience. I think this episode stuck with people because we look back at our lives and have many regrets not knowing how blessed we are right now. Some of us believe that they could have had a better life if they chose A instead of B. But maybe A wouldn't have resulted in a better outcome. Picard was given an opportunity most mortals could ever dream of: a second chance. But that second chance resulted in a life he never wanted. Sure he would have survived past getting shot in the artificial heart but he would have grown old with a boring life. Instead he chose to die as the man he was instead of growing old with a mediocre job. Honestly, both choices were fine. I think the lesson here is to appreciate everything you have instead of living forever with regrets and decisions never made.
>>217153784Why never two Beverlies? Two Trois?
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROADGETTIN' FROM THERE TO HERE
>>217154351two trois
Port your Acamarian role playing characters, /trek/
>>217154351>>Computer, Make two Beverly Crushers and two Counselor Trois. Now make them tag teams in a mud wrestling contest. I, Leutenant Reginald Barkley, will be a referee in the mud pit. Make the Trois and Crushers all sexually aroused and aggressive towards me. Disengage Safety Protocols.
>>217154038>It's no different from being in a car accident and waking up with no legs. It's a complete life changing experience.Well I mean, except for the fact his quality of life was exactly the same up until he got shot. Having no legs understandably has a much more immediate effect on your life, cuz y'know, you're kind of crippled.
>>217154458He got into two knife fights and lost. Stabbed through the heart from behind then massive surgery. I imagine his next few months were at minimum bedridden.
>>217154458What are you even trying to say? Your post is a non sequitur>Well I mean, except for the fact his quality of life was exactly the same up until he got shot.???
Vulcan salute!
>Adult Picard got in trouble as a young man>Regrets it intellectually, without appreciating those experiences helped make him the man he is today????? Not a difficult story concept to understand. I'm not even memeing or shitposting here when I say you have to literally be a basement manchild with zero life experience if you don't sympathize with this at least a little. Bad events can shape us into better people, it's not hard. He got a genie's-wish chance to undo his, and saw that fear and self-doubt and playing it safe turned him into an avoidant, cowardly person. I guess if you've only ever BEEN an avoidant coward your entire life, yeah, I can see how you might get aggravated, but that aggression is being directed towards the wrong place. This story is perfectly fit. Getting stabbed through the heart wasn't the focus of the story. /Being afraid to ever take risks/ was.You literally are not living if you aren't taking risks. You're just waiting for life to exhaust itself. Fuck, this is one of the best episodes of TNG ever written, really.
>>217154444>https://youtu.be/8yUkTpzXQZc?t=128sovlful autism
>>217154484How? You're comparing what is essentially a papercut due to future medical science to a debilitating maiming, which I'm explaining is not an equal comparison.
>>217151362I don't care about nu trek and I don't care about people who obsess over using it like a club to get revenge on "chuds" or whatever reason people have for repetitively spamming it where there's little to no interest
>>217154570>getting stabbed through the heart is a papercutYou're an idiot and you've clearly never had any sort of real adversity in your life
>>217154570>papercutYou don't need lifelong repeated surgeries for a papercut you dimwit
>>217154592I don't know how to tell you this, but star trek is science fiction, not real life. Picard is literally up and about and back on the bridge right after his heart surgery.
>>217154607neither did picard
>>217154592I'm convinced that anon thinks he's funny with the "le I was pretending to be retarded" maymay.
>>217154636I'm convinced you're an autistic samefag, because there's no way this many new anons came out of the woodwork who all managed to both misunderstand the episode, and what was said afterwards.
>>217153005NASA are filthy liars that want to keep the eldritch cuties for themselves.You can fuck anything, with sufficient motivation.
>>217149930Jadzia had six whole seasons. But in just Ezri's first scene. She's entire audience's favourie. Easily. The audience collectively said 'Slagzia who?'. A testament to Nicole de Boer's charisma and cuteness.
>>217154750>This poster has low Izzat. This poster will never be Brahmin.
>>217154750thank you saar i too love white woman feetwhat time in dehli???
>>217154668Anon, you told him a stab to the heart was at all equivalent to a paper cut. You're pretending to be retarded. Just admit it.
>>217154792>farrellfreaks cope by pretending ezrichads are indians again
>>217154792What pisses me off is I bet you aren't even half as racist as me.
>>217152392There are a couple good sweaty B'Elanna 'sodes.
Why were the women so unbearable in DS9? Look at the list you have: Parasite worm controlling its victim #1, Parasite worm controlling its victim's replacement, evil cunt face with 5million teeth who thinks extending her jaw like a goblin shark is good acting, and evil asian lady who does nothing but bitch and complain. She also oddly thinks Bajor is a great place despite them spitting on her for not believing their religion.
>>217154623Picard had to have his artificial heart replaced every few years. Dr Pulaski performed the surgery for him in Season 2. He was very insecure about it and very sensitive about the crew of the enterprise knowing about it. It's probably what lead to him becoming a very private person until the end of season 7.
They made LeVar Burton wear that plastic banana hair-clip over his eyes for seven fucking seasons They couldn't solve that shit after like season 2 bruv?
>>217154879Yeah, I told you that because in the scifi future of star trek, that's what it amounts to thanks to the advancements in medical science. Idk why you're pretending to be retarded and projecting it onto me.>>217155011>>217155011>Picard had to have his artificial heart replaced every few years."Every few years" is pure speculation. From the information we have, that was the first time he's had to have maintenance surgery since he got it back as a young man. That's like ~30 years of it working exactly the same as a regular heart.
>>217154792>>217154765I just searched: 'jadzia dax' vs 'ezri dax'. on google trends. Filtered for just india. And the result is:'Hmm, your search doesn't have enough data to show here.'So, I'm not sure being pro-Ezri is a good way for you to judge if someone is India. It's retarded you'd think that.However, that same search. But searching worldwide. Jadzia Dax is more popular. The most disproportionately pro-Jadzia countries are: Italy and Netherlands. They're like 90% search Jadiza. Only 10% Ezri. UK and Germany are are most pro-Ezri. Jadia is still #1. But it's more 60/40.
>>217155079>bro like trust me getting a knife to the heart is like the same as a paper cut like bro its just a boo boolmao at least you're dedicated to the bit. Still not funny but if you could put that dedication to something that benefits me I'd appreciate it.
>>217155079>hat's like ~30 years of it working exactly the same as a regular heart.That doesn't include when he got shot in the chest in that episode, when the Borg assimilated him(they more than likely tampered with it or replaced it with one of their own, and when that Cardassian tortured him. That pain implant probably messed with his heart. Poor guy is constantly conscious of how fragile he really is and he's very insecure about it.
>>217155122>UK and germanynice third world countries you got there
>>217155122AI = actually indians
>>217155156So you've got nothing and are just deflecting, concession accepted>>217155161>That doesn't include when he got shot in the chest in that episodeYeah obviously, because I'm making the point that up until he gets blasted in the sternum with a directed energy weapon, his heart literally works exactly the same as if he never got stabbed at all. Him getting stabbed may have been a sobering experience for him, but it didn't affect his day to day life like losing both his legs would.>when the Borg assimilated him(they more than likely tampered with it or replaced it with one of their ownTapestry happens 2-3 years after BoBW, and it's shown there that it's the same artificial heart seen in Samaritan Snare.>when that Cardassian tortured him. That pain implant probably messed with his heartThis is yet more speculation based on nothing.
Shieeet we got a Zestiyan from Bebop IV enrolled at Star Flizzle Academdizzle.
>>217155560>it can't get any worse>it gets worse
>>217155164>56%
>>217155560He likes turtles
Oh, you'll watch it.
>>217152924You seem upset.
>>217153796You may be satisfied with an unaccomplished life, but not all of us have such low standards for ourselves. You're projecting your apathy.
>>217154289Starfleet isn't the military. They're explorers. DS9 faggotry notwithstanding.
>>217155075Literally explained in the first episode. Try watching Star Trek sometime.
>>217153796>gee why wasn't Picard satisfied with being an incel NEET shutin with a room-temperature IQyou make me embarrassed to share a species with you
Jewba
>"Quickly, somebody call the doctor. I've run out of Ketrozempic-white."
>>217157597>filename
>>217157597>OH LAAAWD
>>217152244Pretty cool
>>217157597no way lmao
>>217149339So are ghosts canon in Star Trek or not? Does that mean the soul is also canon?
>>217157726>DEM KAAAAANGS
>>217157726>DEM WAAAAANGZ(I'll stop.)
>>217157726>DEM RAPE GAAAAANGZ(OK, *now* I'll stop.)
Season 3 Episode 6 of DS9, The Abandoned.>genetically engineered to embrace violence as their primary mode of existence>heightened aggression, minimal emotional range, and an instinctive drive toward violence>violence is not just a behavior for the Jem’Hadar, but the core of their identityPic related, the young Jem Hadar
>>217158585What did he have for breakfast?
>>217158585#NotMyTrek
>>217158585DS9-pilled
>>217158643Sex with she-Worf
>>217158585Rick Berman signed off on this
>ds9>klingon culture ep>klings get humiliated by outsider how do they still show their face at the station?
I've been watching through TNG for the first time and two weeks ago I watched that Lwaxana Troi episode about the guy who has to go kill himself at the age of 60.I don't know why but that episode really surprised me by how much emotionally invested I was with it. I'm not even thirty yet so it's not like I'm the target age group they were trying to hit hardest but I really enjoyed the philosophical discussion. I also thought Lwaxana was really good in the episode and it gave her a lot of depth. I think from the first quarter of the episode I really didn't expect it to go the way it did and so the surprise made it a lot more engaging.kino episode overall, one of my favourites so far.
Why do zoomers look at boomers with this blank stare?
ITS A 2 PARTER
>>217159275it's the guy from mash.
>>217159392drugs I suppose. It's all explained in TNG s05e06.
>>217159426this is true
>What have I become>My sweetest friend?
>>217159107Rick Berman can sign my tits
>>217159392Existential angst and knowing life is only going to get worse and worse in a slow and agonizing way.
>>217159275That's the best Lwaxana episode in the whole Star Trek franchise. And it is a bit depressing how 30 years later old people are either running the government or rotting in nursing homes with little in between.
>>217149510>Have you ever beat up a scientist and then banged his wife?
>>217159392Zoomer stare is them processing reality. Their brains move really slow when processing stimuli not from smartphones or monitors. In ST terms it's when Data tries processing emotion
>>217159772The midwit boomer take (as if they dont fucking look at social media and phones just as much with their retarded politically obsessed mentality)
>>217159772gross
>>217159772So it's like those cheap chinkshit Walmart TVs that take 10 minutes to boot up Netflix?
shiiii
>>217159813The glassy look in your eyes, the vacant expression, the lack of spatial awareness. You are still processing something that happened 3 hours ago. "Was I cringe when I talked to her?" "Was that guy aura farming? I feel micro aggressions" "Is that guy the main character or the NPC? am I the NPC? oh shit I must be the NPC"shit like that
>>217160046Sure, whatever you see on social media is totally reality boomer.
>>217158643Why no swap for Guinan? Already too manly?
>>217160168Almost no one masturbated to Guinan.
>>217160216Did anyone masturbate to Picard?
>>217160249There's always someone.
'Elaan of Troyius' brings into play stereotypes of the Asian female – the manipulative dragon lady and the submissive female slave. Elaan is both irrational and primitive. She throws temper tantrums, eats with her hands, and drinks from the bottle. Kirk tells her, 'Nobody's told you that you're an uncivilized savage, a vicious child in a woman's body, an arrogant monster.'" Bernardi argues, "Captain Kirk, the 'white knight' of Star Trek, articulates his and the Federation's moral superiority and authority over the Asian-alien and her people through sexual conquest […] Indeed, it is only after the captain physically and sexually dominates her that she respects and eventually falls in love with him […] After giving in to Kirk's power, Elaan, like the cunning and manipulative dragon lady of classical Hollywood cinema, returns the favor by capturing his heart. The Asian-alien's tears contain a bio-chemical agent that, when touched by a man (even aliens like Kirk), forces him to fall deeply in love with her. After she manipulates Kirk into desiring her, Elaan becomes submissive, gentle, loyal, even willing to die with him, by his side, as the Klingons ruthlessly attack the Enterprise. It is at this point in the narrative that the other stereotype of the Asian female comes into play – that of the submissive Asian slave. In the end, Elaan does anything Captain Kirk requests, politely and adoringly obeying his demands and orders. Her dragon lady tactics were only used so that she could assume a position she truly desired: the submissive mistress of a white knight.
>>217160275Then there's someone who jacked off to Guinan.
>>217160302yeah but it's like 1 in 5 million
>>217160046This guy was using IRL grooming tactics on Wesley. >Wesley, you're so smart. Not like other boys your age!>Only I can see your true talent. >I know we'll met again sometime
2 hell with ur earring
>>217160336A self-insert for Gene, perhaps.
To be fair, the redpilling started long before DS9.
>>217160484>You're a toy, an android! You're lower than a schwarzer!What was he talking about?
>>217160284>Bernardi argues>Daniel Bernardi>Author of "Star Trek and History: Race-ing Toward a White Future">Also the author of "Hollywood's Chosen People: The Jewish Experience in American Cinema">And several other books on race and "whiteness" in film>Puerto Rican>parents divorced>entered a feminist film theory course during his junior year>served in the military…in intelligence and public affairs>failed actor>"professor of cinema" and "critical race study scholar" at San Francisco State University
>>217160746He's right you know
>>217160484This episode and Code of Honor would have gone over a lot better if they made the villains lizardmen instead of IRL racial stereotypes.
>>217160760I'd say he belonged on Golgafrinchan B Ark, but that'd be an insult to telephone sanitisers. Literally nothing of value would be lost.
>>217160775Oh, those accurate stereotypes.
6 million?
I forgot that Spock mindraped Valeris.
>>217161526different time
>>217161526she was begging for it. knew what would happen if she didnt comply
Good Morning Crewmen!
>>217161027Yes, nazi.
>>217161699
>>217161031is that the whore monger gene luck pickard?
>>217152466
subduedcoze
>>217161699Steal his look
>>217161973the color scheme is really unsettling. feels like a prison
>>217161777not even a day's work lmao
>>217161699Friend!
>>217162023You are allowed to paint it But it affects your social credit score
>>217162023how about this one?
>>217162096that is less oppressive.
>>217162135would you ever share quarters?
>>217161973>>217162096>>217162166I see shower cubicles, sinks, a bathtub but WHERE IS THE SHITTER? I HAVE TO POO IN LOO!
>>217162222They automatically transport the shit out of you
>>217162222Have you ever used a Toto toilet? It is life changing.
>>217162166i mean if i was in Starfleet it wouldn't really be up to me would it?
>>217161027>>217161777It was closer to 2 million and mostly from Fostossa virus
>>217162249I dont want them being in my stomach!
>>217162309Wait until you hear about what they do if your balls get too backed up.
>>217162222even the captain has to go in the shower.
>>217162255cheeky bugger
>>217162329No!
>>217162253Can attest. >t. Toto Washlet haver
>>217162333>sonic shower>but also you can just go ahead and use water anyway if you want>or you can just waste 100 gallons on a bath who gives a fucklol
Imagine all these comfy TNG and DS9 schematics but the walls are all chrome and there are Starfleet symbols plastered everywhere for no reason. That's what Nutrek fans have to look at.
>>217162253Japanese shit sideways?
>>217162222The replicators food leaves zero solid waste, you pee it out in the shower, and it goes back into the replicator onions green system
>Centuries ago, when the women of our tribe were raped by white conquerors, many gave birth to their children, and we did not reject them.
>>217162397They don't give a shit about what they're looking at. As long as they're supporting "right thing" and being good little brand evangelist goycattle they'll look at anything.
Who is the Asmongold of the Star Trek universe?
>>217162754>>>/pol/
>>217162754Probably Nus Braka.
>>217161699Good morning Uncy NeelStew looks yummy!
>>217151881How did CWs Supernatural last so long
>>217162955Obese teenage girls have kept SPN going strong for two decades now.
>>217163014Opinion - Trek should have multiple series.One for young-uns. The other for fans.
>>217162096I have to be a department head to get this? Imagine being a lieutenant junior grade. Actually Imagine being an Ensign and having to share a room.
>>217162417>It would seem that some force or agent only partially discernible to our instruments may have been responsible
>>217162835this is AI
>>217160484>>217160775To be fair, the original dwarf actor killed himself during production so they were always kind of fucked.
>>217157091This is the biggest casual/retard argument made about Starfleet>DURRR DA SHIP FULL OF OFFICERS THAT HAS ITS OWN SEPARATE MILITARY COURTS AND LAWS AND PROTOCOLS?>DURRR NOT A MILITARY BECAUSE.... DA RODDENBERRY SAID SOMilitary, paramilitary -- if you're doing court martials and abiding by military principles and protocols, you're a military. Doesn't matter if you call yourself paramilitary, or an exploration force, or Gene's Clean Team. You are what you are, not what you call yourself, and Starfleet is absolutely a militarized defense force that doubles as an exploratory fleet. This isn't a new thing for navies throughout history.
>>217163033Didn't they try a Cocomelon Star Trek show last year but only released one episode?
>>217163035to be fair, voyager had at least 14 department heads.
>>217162893fake smile
>>217163130It's from the first trailer.
How many new regulars do you think Academy might bring to /trek/?
>>217163441none but i'm sure schizos will pretend to be new in order to troll
>>217163471Do you really think someone would be that sad?
>>217163608yes, I also anticipate a huge influx of /pol/nigger posts complaining about women and black people that should make the thread unusable for substantial amounts of time
>>217163178The new actor's performance was fantastic though.Why come Star Trek can't find serious and great actors from the theater anymore?
>>217163959It's more about understanding the platform now.
>>217163608
>>217163991/trek/ has been the same 12 anons for the same number of years.
>>217164046Hiro getting rid of the IP counter ruined 4chan
>>217163685>Your hero's a Negro captain. The head of a space station, for Christ's sake.
>>217164046You'll never make that charge stick. Any fool can see why you're doing this.
>>217164150And why would that be?
>>217163211https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQq7IVO7-BloFsCeWVHTyy7XYfaHHd_Ne&si=3iXwu4vDMrNztTmu
>>217159275hope restored
>>217164192post screens. i don't open links here.
>>217164046I am not a regular, I just pop in once every few months when I'm in the mood
>>217164167>You're worried you won't have the strength to accomplish the task on your own.
save your good posts for the F R E S H
>>217164214Michelle Forbes first Star Trek appearance was in this episode. They liked her so much they bring her back to play a series favorite character Ro Laren :)
>>217164513but finish this one too
>>217164537Good posters finish last
>>217164534is she really a favorite? i'd like to see the stats on that.
>>217164507>>217164507new
f r e s h >>217164507>>217164507>>217164507
What D'jarra would Ro Laren be assigned into?
new thread, previous new was flagged for autosage>>217164748
>>217164790>>217164655Answer my question dammit we are NOT done here
>>217164832No...
>>217164867if you're such a Ro fan you would know the answer I guess you're just a fake fan...
>>217164832You would have to know the origin of her Bajoran name to know what D'jarra she would be.
>>217164916Just because I got the Ro minifigure doesn't mean I'm a fan.
>>217164947Then what does it mean?
>>217164588>>217164589I think this is autosaging because the OP post has the word 'janitor'. Same thing happens if you try to make a thread with the word 'Trump' in it.
>>217164982Sensitive much?
>>217164564She's the only character from the show who wasn't a main character Lego decided was popular enough to make a sexy minifigure for so yea I'd say so.
>40 post thread deleted for a 313 post threadffs janman
what the fuck is this guy doing?
>>217165557every boards a bit different and it depends on which jannies or mods are on, some old boards have always had autistic rules while others get terrorized by new staff that have their own ideas of whats ok and are too hands onas i recall jannies are assigned per board and mods are allowed to operate on any board they want but they generally have a preferred homeboard or a couple they stick to there's even a secret board /j/ for all of them
>thread made after 300 posts>gets autosaged>thread made after 310>gets deletedso can we just not make threads anymore? Can you explain yourself mod team because your hints are kind of contradictory and retarded at the moment?
>>217165789sometimes they get mad at anons for talking about what's behind the curtains
new that isn't autosaging>>217165911>>217165911>>217165911
>>217165929>isn't autosagingyet
