Space Janitor EditionPreviously, on /trek/: >>217149339
star trek sex with shran
>>217164599kek careful, you'll piss him off with this
see what I mean that he's a parasocial freak just desperate for my attention?
>>217164627huh?
>Don't do it, mister, and that's an order.
why is this on autosage
>>217164681exlpain.
>>217164681there's that PBS thread that weirdly says the previous one was "accidentally flagged for autosage" maybe it's a thing going on.
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;Your visual, olfactory, and auditory sensesContribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilectionFor a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you displayConnote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
>>217164627No because I'm the guy you said that too last night and I'm not the one who made the image, you fruitcakeAlright, I'm going to go mask off for a minute here.When you post a meme in /trek/, it's no longer yours. It enters THE GREAT /trek/ MEME CONTINUUM and becomes part of the great river. Sure, you might be the guy who came up with it but once you've released it to the public, you have relinquished it to their control.Does anybody know who the original Dukat Did Nothing Wrong Poster is? The original sexual organs poster? The Riker9.jpg legend? No, nobody knows and nobody cares because those memes have become a part of THE GREAT /trek/ MEME CONTINUUM and have been posted by a thousand other people, probably more than the originals posted it even.This is a 4chan. This is not reddit. This is not twitter. If you want to advertise your heckin' awesome abilities with your memes, maybe you should start watermarking them like a faggot to let everyone know how cool you are. Or maybe you can just shut the fuck up and accept that your meme has become bigger than you which should've been your initial intentions in the first place, not some self-aggrandizement that leads you to bitch and moan every time someone in the thread "posts your meme wrong."Please understand.
>>217164681make another one
>>217164731>>217164627
actual new, this one is flagged for autosage>>217164748
>>217164728Crazy that Data, a clanker, would say that a cat isn't sentient.
In 2025, this poem was mentioned in a court case as an example of a work of art created by a machine. According to the judge, Data was "worse than ChatGPT at writing poetry".
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/03/judge-disses-star-trek-icon-datas-poetry-while-ruling-ai-cant-author-works/
>>217164731I want the credit.
>>217164868Data has real intelligence. He's not a fucking LLM
>>217164681I think it's because the OP has the word 'janitor' in it.
>>217164962Oh wow I had heard there were secret autosage words but I didn't know what they were
Are we caught in a temporal toilet vortex? Set warp for page 9
>>217164731You seem upset.
star trek
trek star
is it unsaged?
is the janny fucking retarded
there is no justice
>>217164507THIS THREAD IS AUTOSAGINGMOVE HERE >>217165911