Return of the Editionprevious: >>217131812remember: Don't respond to the iphone spammer!
It has been 5+ weeks since I've done this, and it won't make a difference. Anyway, just watched 2 horror movies and here are my brief thoughts that nobody cares about.>Five Nights At Freddy's 2It suffers from the same problem as the 1st; there's just not enough horror, too much setup drama, and no real threat of anything. In fact, I'd say this one is worse than the first in that it lacks a good ending. With this one, the ending is literally the power of friendship saves the day, like it's some shonen anime shit. Just like the 1st, it's not bad, but not even above average, I'd give it a 4.5/10.>Horror In The High Desert 4: MajestyAs the official FF Chad of 4chan and the #1 fan of the HITHD series, this if some top-tier kino just like the other 3. At this point, you're either watching them all or already swore them off. It builds off the previous two, but does mention Gary. 5 is as far as he's planned out, so I hope he keeps making them and keeps them FF. I still can't wait for when the cabin's location is found and everything is revealed.
>>217164886This is one of the films in the Number of the Beast video. Because it lacked a copyright from memory.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM
>>217164886Oh, another old ass movie for the op
Irreversible. Is it a horror flick or not?
Movies about foids crashing out?
>>217164953
when are we getting a film adaption?
>>217164930man I'd describe the ending as "TO BE CONTINUED!". felt like I watched half a film. to be fair the audience is literally kids so they're aiming for karens not to be sending them emails about giving lil karynne nightmares.
>>217165015***downvote!!!!****
>>217164930oh and eh man I thought Majesty was a big drop. it added nothing new, and had too much wandering around in the dark. that's supposed to be the highlight but it started to feel like filler.
>>217164966No, which is why I haven't seen it.
>>217165036I want an adaption of this feel
>>217165097>nothing newIt added more to the timeline and story for Minerva. It also adds more mystery with the mining company. Now it's assumed the creatures have been around since the late 1800s at the latest. Solidified (IMO at least) that the creatures are some kind of shapeshifter with the ability to kind of resemble humans. Added a mysterious Odd Man, that can come into play in the next movie along with the whistleblower.
>>217165001>Smile 2>Possession>The Substance
>>217164886Thanks for letting us know you’re 40+
Watch the Chalk Line
>>217165274idk you can't reveal that treeople and then take your foot off the gas. makes me feel there will be 4 more of these and they'll just get increasingly convoluted.
>iPhone filename in /hor/
>>217165377What’s the problem? That anon has given many good recommendations.
>>217165472fuck off gurpreet
>>217164886THE JUICE IS LOOSE
>>217165472>>217165377Some of the best recommendations in these generals have been from those anons.
>>217165359He only has one more planned out, but he better keep the series going. HITHD and Blackwell Ghost are the only FF series that are still going. Well, maybe Bad Ben and Paranormal Activity as well.
>>217165525Agreed. That Tin and Tina movie from a few days ago was fire. I always look forward to their next recommendations.
>>217165543if that's true that's good. basically I hate the tv show approach where they don't have an ending planned and just keep churning them out for cash.I seriously hope paranormal activity forgets any lore that it had built up and just starts a new story as well.
>>217164886What is that creepy incel with green skin trying to do to herCalling the cops asap
>>217165608She voted for it. >>217165377Watch the Chalk Line. That was pretty good. Then watch Tin and Tina.
>>217164966of course not, it's for kids
>>217165670I might watch Irreversible tonight just to see what it is all about.
>>217164886Six days in and I've seen four movies now, randomizing my to-watch list is a wild adventure. So, Recs or avoid if you haven't seem them.>Crocodile 1979Stupid and the effects are terrible, but there's an energy and fun to it that makes me say if you like creature features you're probably really going to enjoy this thing. If you like Jaws 2 you'll probably have a fun time, is my point.>Animale Avoid. Avoid avoid avoid. Preachy, full of the kind of stupid choices that are more annoying than understandable to get the plot going, and when it does use CGI at the ending instead of just looking at an animal it looks jarring. A really cool idea they squandered.>Mimic 1997One of the best monster movies I've ever seen, highly recommend. Special effects are a bit dated in places but in others they're standout, the atmosphere and locations are superb, the characters are fun and likeable for the most part, if you like monster movies and haven't seen it, change that this year.>The Russian Bride 2018This one was far and away a surprise. The cinematographer is giving it his all even if it's not perfect and I really appreciate it, the twist is fun if a little predictable about midway, and that finale was Evil Dead 2 level bonkers and fun. Its slow to get going but when it hits its stride it doesn't slow down till it drops, and I absolutely say to check it out. This is gonna be a fun year.
>>217165670Lol
Such a cool poster
>>217165716Why is every movie so old…?
>>217165716Good reviews, I haven't seen Mimic yet so I'll bump that up the list
Wow, is this a bot? Who keeps pumping this general full of old movies?
>>217165745>2018 and 2024 is oldHow did you reach the keyboard you literal childDid you have to tap them with a stick like a cartoon
>>217165603PA kind of fucked it up with Next Of Kin being a stand-alone movie, while also still being about Tobi. The only way to connect it to the series is through convoluted time travel.
>>217165796It's the spammer mentioned in the OP. Just ignore.>>217165716>Avoid. Avoid avoid avoidFemale writer/director so to be fair that's exactly what I expected.
>>217165835>Female writer/director so to be fair that's exactly what I expected.Pet Semetary 1 is somehow proof that doesn't mean it's going to be bad and in fact can be fantastic, and Pet Semetary 2 somehow puts it right back into "About what I expected for a female writer/director" despite being the same person.
>>217165835They are not spammers. Go to reddit if you cannot handle different opinions.
>>217165891It's more their stories are just... well it's for them and not me. I rewatched the trailer for Animale and actually I'll say it looks like there's some impressive shots in the bullfighting arena. Like can they jump over a barrier on command like a pet? idk.
>>217165891First movie had to follow the novel, for the second movie, she just used her dumb female mind.
>>217165908Do you ever shut the fuck up, 'preet?
<1960sold shit1970s-90sgood shit>2000sslop
>>2171660012000s era is fun2010s is very slim pickings2020s, barely worth it
Scary
>>217165001>Movies about foids crashing out?the whole of the horror genre since 1965 or so?
>>217166001>2000s>new french extremity>j-horror>spanish kinos>hyper violent remakes>probably some other shit I don't remember rnunderrated decade
>>217166167Not really. I meant movies where the main plot or focus is just some foid crashing out.
>KeeperBoooring and the plot sucks. I guess Perkins has regressed to his shit phase like TBCD and Longlegs was lightning in a bottle.>Man Finds Tapeplodding amateur movie >It EndsDead End if directed by a retard>Hostile Dimensionsmildly amusing SCP-themed amateur movie
>>217166327Perkins didn't write Keeper, though I guess he did say yes to the script and that's guilty by association.He's got another one coming up this year he did write, The Young People. Only so long he can coast off The Blackcoats Daughter.
>>217166327Longlegs is pretty average when it comes to that kind of movie, and I’m surprised it blew up like it did
Should I watch After.Life?
>>217166459
guess I'll be watching a Corey Feldman horror movie tonight.
>>217166481Bordello of Blood?
>>217166327>>It EndsThis movie was genuinely terrible.>Hey lets have loooooooooooong stretches of fucking nothing happening, not even seeing something unique or dialogue, have boring ass one note characters who do nothing and learn nothing, and then end on literal nothing happeningIt floors me I was hoping for a fucking jumpscare in the final minute just so something, anything, happened. ANYTHING. I hit 5X speed any time the driving scene with them just staring out the window happened and cut the movie down to under 30 minutes, and that was 30 minutes too fucking long
>>217166459Christina Ricci is always worth watching.
Was a sequel really needed?
>>217166507
>>217166517You really have to wonder what kind of retarded mind would recommend this film.Dead End on the other hand, now that's a kino.
>>217166459Yes, It's good.>>217166546I didn't even realize it as her until the credits.
>>217166570any nudity in this?
>>217166570No. I own a boutique Blu-ray of the original and it fucking sucks.
>>217166723full of x-rated nob gobblin
Watching Heart of Midnight
>>217166850A boo-TEEK blu-ray! Everyone make way for this particularly sophisticated man!
>>217167230Fuck off, I just like collecting.
>>217167253I bet it looks real pretty on your shelf, too. Don't it, boys?>my boys come out from behind a bench and start surrounding you>my man Friday tells me "yeah, boss! real pretty!" while staring at you and patting a baseball bat in his palm
>>217167253> Fuck off, I just like collecting.Collecting dust like this general full of old movies
putting on Kurosawa's Cloud. says thriller but maybe supernatural? idk horror related anyway
>>217168992Watch something normal for once
>>217166926That was fun, Jennifer Jason Leigh is always great as a hysteric and Peter Coyote is always a treat
Is detective noir horror?
>>217169506The horror ones are
>>217169506>She came into the thread like a fireball, all 6 feet of legs of her. The words rolled off her lips like an old forgotten showtune, but they didn't mean a thing. We all knew she had just gotten her rocks off to The Ninth Gate and wanted more. Well bub, it's all downhill from there.
Just put on the Domestics. Post apocalyptic horror movie. With Kate Bosworth.
>>217169443She was great in Existenz, not sure I've seen her in anything else.
>>217169765She's in Single White Female too.
>>217169720
>>217169995Watching this rn and pretending the white female wouldn’t have killed herself 5 minutes into a apocalypse. Oh look, the first black character just showed up. lmfao.
>>217170083Lmfao they actually have “muh good do no harm intelligently blacks” in this movie while everyone else is portrayed as dumb and violent.
>>217169720Kino. Sonoya Mizuno is a gem.
>>217170127Yeah…anyways, I turned it off.
>>217169811I get her mixed up with Jennifer Grey. Both jewish families that changed their name. Grey even had a nosejob.
>>217165351>spanishno
>>217164886That was a fun one.
>>217170204Are you stupid?Spain horror is peak.
>>217170127name? looks interesting
>>217170268
>>217170159I know, chud. You also hate Lance Reddick for no reason.>>217170331It's from The Domestics. It was directed by Mike P. Nelson.
>>217170127Too many “intelligent organized blacks.” Turned it off. >>217170331It is garbage and woke.
>>217165036First game was amazing, 2nd not so much.
>>217170185God DAMN what an arousing picture of her. You might get me to actually watch this.
>>217170741You won't regret it, the whole thing is the kind of made-for-late-night-tv horny bait film they don't even make anymore.
>>217170447thanks it's a shame that this is only the opening scene.reminded me of The Crazies with the government trying to cover up things.wish there were more movies like that. >>217170458what a shame
>>217170945You can watch the movie until the first black shows up. Once he showed up and started speaking nicely and intelligently, I skipped through the rest of the movie and saw even more blacks and then turned it off.
>>217170999
>>217171028I don’t get it. What is that?
>>217170999Based.
>>217171028kek
>>217170999A racist jeet, go figure
>>217171028The person in the mirror is supposed to be me and the girl is you?
>>217164886song kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDlq2ZN2muI
>>217171198> and the girl is you?Yes, it is me.
>>217171375man behind the mask genuinely rocks
>>217171490Did an indian man dump you?
>>217171751Yes. Now I call everyone I don’t like an Indian Spammer.
Watching Dead of Night/Deathdream because anon mentioned it last night
>>217172161Anons also mentioned Tin and Tina and the Chalk Line.
>>217170999Based gurproid.
>>217172193Yeah and those slop recs were duly ignored.
>>217172193Guresh's recs are promptly ignored here.
Finished Cloud. I'm pretty convinced Kurosawa is a genius now. This was mainly just a thriller but if you liked Chime there's a lot of similarities here and I recommend it if you weren't sure.It also starred an Asian Snood.
>>217169506No. Horror is horror. What kind of question is this?
>>217172252Oh one more thing. For a 70 year old man, this seemed incredibly insightful into technology and Japanese millennials. I hope I have this much creative energy when I'm that age.Now I need to hunt down Kazuo Umezu's Horror Theater and other stuff he's done.
>>217172196That is not him. >>217172216Why would you ignore good reccs? Way to let us know you’re retarded.
>>217172252Go back
>>217172234Not really, he seems to have good recommendations so I don’t sleep on them. He seems to recommend good modern movies.
>>217171722basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8EOaS-s7sw
Did you guys really yourselves names on an anonymous board?
>>217172825Yea :(
speaking of Irreversible, Gaspar Noe called this a masterpiece so I will trust him on it.
>>217173074>BritishOpinion disregarded
>>217173074* well also the thread the other day lel>>217173089wut, he's from france or something
>>217173074You can tell he was influenced by it
>>217172252Anime
Which one of you is this
>>217173456Why do horror fans look like that?
>>217172161Love a good mechanically assisted vampire, thanks anon who brought it up
Grim. Every general are the same movies.
>>217174219Please, it's been months since I recommended Martin, Lust of a Vampire, or Scream and Scream Again to anyone.
>>217174269Bro. This place has been taken over by redditors. Quick! Recommend problematic movies!
>>217164886>iPhone spammerthere's people who sit at a whole ass PC, at it's own special whole ass desk with it's own little chair to post on fucking 4chan in the year 2026? what kind of pathetic fucking weird shut-in geek is sitting at a computer to browse the internet these days?
>>217174269Just let the ESL cry to himself, he sounds more pathetic with every post
>>217174426Ikr. Fucking stupid!
>>217174426>damn that vibrating D1000 hits the spot
>>217174499Kek, seething
>>217174377All Jacked Up and Full of Worms (2022) have fun
>>217174514what are these faggy nerd words you're saying, geek
>>217174426Always surprised to think boomers at their desktop computers and post here and have the audacity to make fun of phone posters
>>21717442640 plus year olds
>>217174721haha losers
>>217174426You're one of them. Any of you retards that come up with names for other posters, real or imagined, and argue with them, real or imagined, are faggot losers.
>>217174426Some people download and watch movies and do other tasks while posting. It's weirder that you don't even know how to use a pc.
>>217173224hooooly kino, that was great. based rec, probably one of the best I've got from here. this lil man gets best sidekick award.
>>217175049Imagine talking shit about phone posters while watching on a desktop monitor. Pathetic.
>>217173074It was definitely a good watch if I remember. I think it was on Shudder a long while back
>>217175049You still use pc?
Boomer website ngl
>>217175306How is Shudder as a service? I was interested but their original film output became trash and it put me off. Is their catalog expansive? Good value for whatever the proice is?
>>217175376Gross that all the regulars on here post on a desktop like a fat boomer and watch on a 22 inch monitor.
>>217174426Fuck off, faggot.Sent from my iPhone
>>217175601Cope boomer. Go sit at your desktop.
>>217174426> what kind of pathetic fucking weird shut-in geek is sitting at a computer to browse the internet these days?40 year old failed men
>>217164930>Horror In The High DesertI need to check these out.
>>217175421Their catalog's lousy, mostly stuff you can find everywhere. Tubi blows them out of the water.
>>217175049lmao fucking geek
>>217176055They are forgettable. The 4th movie was the worst.
>>217176081Well I already have Tubi and a VPN, so RIP in piss Shutter, I guess.
>>217176095imagine posting on a desktop lol
www.rachelormont.com might be my favourite thing since They LiveIf you want to see the internet as a live stage show or you're into Black Mirror type stuff, worth your time
Just put on Coffin 2
>>217176289What is it…
>>217176519
>>217176289>>217176547>What is it>the internet as a live stage show With studio audience
Films about graverobbing?
>>217176289It is sci-fi?
>>217176648More satire
>>217176620Frankenstein.
>>217165001
>>217176608>psychedelic movie
>>217176746normally this is the kind of film I'd skip, but it's Raimi so I am interested in what he's cooked up. probably not in theaters though.
>>217176746Oh yeah, this one. She hunts too apparently. And the male character is stupid, lazy and useless.
>>217176780I don't think Dylan is a total hack of an actor, but fuck Rachel is miles ahead of him as an actor.https://youtu.be/RBM4q2fDCq0?si=YgJXqnuZ5T9oUmBe
>>217176780Wow. She aged like hell.
>>217176816well he's set up as the hated character so it's probably the best out of the two
>>217176888But in a two-hander you need someone who's on the level of the lead, like Misery. Not like in There Will be Blood. Paul Dano is such a faggot he ruins the movie by being a weak piece of shit. Fuck him.
Okay this Coffin 2 movie is okay. Watch if you want.
>>217177107lol Smart black female hacker just showed up in the movie
>>217176795>And the male character is stupid, lazy and useless.Just like real life
>>217177107Finished it. Dont bother watching. Ending fell apart
Just put on Panic Button
>>217176519>First Coffin movie features Kevin Sorboshan't
>>217177532The only correct call that can be made.
>>217177532Who?
>>217177631
>>217177631He was once a beloved actor, he played Hercules alongside Lucy Lawless' Xena Warrior Princess. Great times. But a lot of time has passed, his career shriveled and died, and now he is left doing the lowest tier of conservative and christian slop films. It's a shameful fall.
>>217177683…>>217177687Thanks. Still don’t see why that is a reason to not watch the film. Look at Bruce Willis
>>217177683It's been 27 years since Hercules ended Anon. I'm sorry to remind you of this.>>217177704>Still don’t see why that is a reason to not watch the film.Because as his career died so did his acting ability. He's shit and cringe. Not a good combo.
>>217177753>muh acting This is a horror movie not oscar bait
>>217177772>acting
>>217177772I think you underestimating how low his ability is, Anon.
>>217177687At least he's not a feminist cunt like that whore who did Xena.
>>217177772Turned off Dead Air, seen it already and put on Dead Air with Bill Mosley
>>217177848Sam Raimi is a whore?
>>217177704What about Willis? He's straight up a better actor than Sorbo.>>217177848Sorbo's worse than that: he's a complete dipshit.
>>217177930Are you a leftist?
>>217177930>respect the policelmao, that didn't go so well>>217177939are you a jeet?
>>217177930I don’t get this image, so he is a conservative? Thought Hollywood was leftist.
>Makes you piss your pants
>>217177930He supports Donald Trump
>>217178012Only tequila can do that.
>>217178087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hLQCA2h8kA
>>217178251
Average age of horror anons in here: 48Median age is 39
>>217178415So?
>>217173456I would've taken Linnea right on that little table.
>>217178874I'm surprised they managed to get her to put on clothes
>>217176620That's not an adaptation of Frankenstein? The Comedy of Terrors was pretty good.
>>217177687He was ok in Never Cry Werewolf. My wife Nina Dobrev stars in it.
>>217176620
>>217178909This one was kino.>>217178990Haven't seen this, cool poster though.I feel like it's a good plot waiting to happen anyway. Kids robbing graves, find out there's an underground grave robbing scene, ???, profit. This is going in my "future script ideas" folder.
>No.Me.Sigas.2025.2160p.DSNP.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.265-MADSKY>No.Me.Sigas.2025.2160p.DSNP.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.265-MADSKY>No.Me.Sigas.2025.2160p.DSNP.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.265-MADSKY>No.Me.Sigas.2025.2160p.DSNP.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.265-MADSKY>No.Me.Sigas.2025.2160p.DSNP.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.265-MADSKY
>>217179313El interesting...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxbRLqnAMAI
Just finished. High quality and classy thriller that I'm hesitant to call a horror. It's very Hitchcockian and feels like it's from later than it actually is. A man played by Max von Sydow escapes from prison to commit a murder and goes back, and outright tells the police that he's going to do it again, and it's all about seeing how and if his plan plays out. No idea why this isn't more acclaimed though all I'd heard before we're good things, just feels like it should be more popular.
>>217164930>As the official FF Chad of 4chanoi m8 you wanna fight?i'm more FF chad than yew
>>217179807I've seen almost 250 FF movies
>>217179834>I've seen almost 250 FF moviesI've seen over 500 at the very least and I used to post /ffg/ threads.
>>217179890If you don't track what you've seen, an estimate means nothing.
>>217164966I think so
>>217179907>If you don't track what you've seen, an estimate means nothing.I used to use Trakt, now I use Simkl. I haven't counted all the FF movies in that master list but its definitely over 500. I watched FF since I was in middle school.
>>217179807>>217179834>>217179890>>217179907>>217179924I got both you fags beat. I watch and collect FF movies on private torrent trackers. Even the new ones like Wilderness Tapes.
anyone remember that movie where>a brother and a sister (both in their 30s-40s) travel to the small, and shit tier, farm of their parents to take care of them>only to find out that they are nuts>but actually satan himself hangs out there>the brother is smart and says fuck that I got a family of my own>he comes home and finds his family is dead so he kills himself>but then his family comes home only to find him dead>the sister stays at the farm and becomes a nutjob toodon't know how it ends. It's a very quite and dark (as in you aren't seeing shit if you have a light in your room) film.
>>217176746high tension
>>217175421I personally like it. For 7 bucks a month you can do a lot worse. Only shame is for shows like the last drive in some episodes are not there due to liscensing
>>217177687Based as fuck, get rekt tranny
>Weaponswhy did people like that?
>>217182915good movie
>>217181419kek this one
>>217181400Sounds interesting >>217179702Sounds good. Added
>>217174426Why do trannies and leftists and redditors post here?
>>217181419Nosferatu
>>217183984>>217184082Do you ever fucking sleep? You've been spamming your nonsense in /hor/ for three days straight at this point. I mean anytime I pop in and look at this thread, you're here tapping away on your iPhone relentlessly replying to yourself; 6am, 6pm, doesn't matter. This is your life.Be honest for ONCE in your life: when was the last time you left your biryani-scented basement?
>>217184241What is the problem? He is discussing horror. I don’t see a problem. What are you bitching about?
>>217183984>TDS, LDS, and RDS all in one post
are you excited for new bone chilling a24 horror kino? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ2tUNSGL7Y
>>217184241Nta but first post you tagged was asking why people post here. The second was about a movie named Nosferatfu. If you got called out in the first comment or don’t like Nosferatfu, you don’t have to reply.
>>217184374I honestly don’t look forward to modern hollywood movies. Hbu?
>>217184435its not a hollywood produced movie
>>217184374Trailer looks okay. No blacks or anything.
>>217184341>>217184382Nah, you reply to every comment more than once (including your own) because you are retarded beyond all measure. Cope while I wait for your 3-4 copium replies.
>>217184981Just stop posting.
>>217185104You first. Then chug an entire gallon of milk and walk in front of a New Delhi train.
>>217185126> chug an entire gallon of milk and walk in front of a New Delhi I don’t drink milk, I am not a child. And I drive.
>>217166327>Longlegs >Lightning in a bottle It was tedious derivative nonsense
>>217177930>antifa dressed up as trump supportersman, dont make dig up the couple webms showing that. it's not even clever, it's completely believable
>>217164886
>>217177772NTA, but horror is probably the one genre that has the most underrated performances in cinema when it comes to genre fiction and I think it's OK to judge them for shoddy acting depending on the type of film it's trying to be. I was just rewatching [REC] and I realized that what makes the movie so good is the convincing performances of the actors. They all feel like real people and that you're actually watching real recorded footage of actual events that happened in the real world. [REC] 2 also has solid performances like the possessed kids, it only really suffers from the inherent limitations of the found footage format where characters will hold onto the camera even in situations where they wouldn't IRL which was simply handled better in the first movie. I think a lot of modern audiences are just trained not to notice the good performances we regularly get from horror movies because of the B-movie stigma. Jason Miller, Linda Blair, Ellen Burstyn and Von Sydow's performances in The Exorcist are all fantastic and The Shining wouldn't work nearly as well without Nicholson's and Duvall's stellar performances either. Toni Collette and and Alex Wolff's acting in Hereditary elevates that film as well and would Scream's climax be nearly as good if Lillard wasn't convincing as a high school edgelord goofball who thinks murdering people wearing a costume is all just fun and games and Skeet Ulrich as the guy the big and tall Lillard was afraid of going against? An obscure movie like The Poughkeepsie Tapes is only as effective as it is because of the serial killer guy too who's functionally the protagonist and some of the victims and there are many, many more examples like that.
>>217185795>Skeet UlrichUnironically carried Miracles, a short lived show about someone vaguely Catholic Church affiliated who is charged with investigating miracles for their heavenly or demonic origins. He plays a not quite catholic enough to make it through seminary catholic, but invested enough to help the church investigate, and that's a hard balance to pull off if you're a cradle catholic let alone just acting Ironically, the show was cancelled because unless you're catholic it's kind of hard to work out if he's actually in an order or laity and audiences found it too confusing
>>217176620Picrel, though it leans toward melodrama.There's a few Burke and Hare movies.Mr. Sardonicus, sort of.Pretty much every Frankenstein movie ever.
>>217185627>>217164886For me, it's the return of Blacula
>>217176620The Corpse Grinders
Somebody get a light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again!
>>217184374Wake up babe, new analog a24 redditslop just dropped!
>>217186447The famous death metal vocalist? Yeah, he's pretty awesome.
What could this possibly be bros? It's rated 18 (equivalent to R rating with a running time of exactly 2 hours. It's not 28 Years Bone Temple, that's about 1 hour 50 minutes.
just watched this vampire flick "fangs of the living dead"not very good. it's basically just two large breasted women doing things in a castle
>>217186625No, the cat food people
>>217185795Horror is underrated overall. Not just for performances from actors but literally everything. Best example I can think of are giallos and how underrated they are in terms of artsiness. Very underrated. Giallos released today would be considered “elevated horror.” Many top horror films released pre-1990 would be artsy and elevated. Examples >the Changeling>Dont Look Now
>>217186794>cinemas are now selling loot boxes
>>217188053>tfw Roeg started cutting shit like that because people kept claiming it was an unsimulated sex scene if he didn't make it more artsySometimes you're too good and become more outstanding because of it
>>217186794If it's the same $5 mystery movie screening my friend went to this this week, it's probably Primate
new time loop horror on the horizonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj8Al14vffs
>>217188462Time loop fans still haven't seen Faces Of Anne
>>217188262Although it makes sense since Primate is already out in the states, that movie is only 90 minutes.
>>217188632or Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes
Watch Violett
>>217189168I have, great ending
>>217188053I like giallos for their generally stylish direction and police procedural aspect, i don't really like seeing so many innocent women get killed by a knife wielding guy as a plot device. just gets repetitive after a while because it's the same basic beat over and over and i think that might be a turn off for some people
I have spag bol, recommend me giallo
>>217184374I am. Ghost hunting and audio recordings? Sounds kino.
>>217186196kek at that edit
>>217188095Fuck you're right. What a grift.
>>217186794Maybe Markiplier's horror flick, Iron Lung.. It's 2h 7m.
>>217186794Send Help is listed as 112 minutes on wikipedia.I doubt it will be Return to Silent Hill.
>>217188262I saw that screening too. Kind of a neat movie. The advertisements of people shitting and vomiting are overplaying it a little - it's not at that level of gore - but it DOES have a couple proper gruesome moments and stays engaging. The plot is literally just Cujo with a Chimpanzee, but the chimp is also acting more sadistic than just plain rabid. That's fine. Plot is (not to spoil anything) by the numbers but servicable. Chimp looks good. I like monkey movies.
Primatebros how we feelin
>>217190238good news, I hear it leans more into practical effects which is all I need>>217190450monke
>>217190450darwin incident is this years primate kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8L2WW7TBVI
>>217190491lmao, you gotta give it to the japs they come up with some interesting stuff
>>217190450I don't give 2 shits about review sites. I'll watch it and decide for myself.
>>217189374Okay, Simp
What's the point of Black Phone? The more you think about it, the more stupid it gets.
“I don't really like seeing so many innocent women get killed by a knife wielding guy as a plot device. just gets repetitive after a while because it's the same basic beat over and over,” said the simp without realizing genre fans specifically watch giallos to watch innocent girls get killed.
>>217190835Yeah, dude was weak af. 0 kills in the second movie
>>217190450saw the trailer at the cinema this christmas. honestly, it did nothing for me. meh
>>217190928In 2, they just turned him into a modern Freddy Krueger. Would cum deep inside Arianna Rivas (Mustang), though.
>>217190896This. Imagine making that comment about giallos of all genres.
> “I don't really like seeing so many innocent women get killed by a knife wielding guy as a plot device”Blud is watching the wrong genre
>>217189374Beautiful girls getting butchered is a cornerstone of giallo. It is from a more masculine era.
>>217189374Go watch Fear Street again, queer.
>>217189374Cope.
>>217184981I think he wakes up in the middle of the night just to do it. wacko.
>>217191180Even sadder that he's literally doing it right now.
>>217189374You are watching the wrong genre if you don’t like seeing women get killed for entertainment.
>>217189374I agree, women getting murdered on screen is very problematic.
>>217189374the absolute state
>>217189374You are the anon that doesn’t even watch horror outside of October, huh
I like slashers for their generally stylish direction and atmospheric aspect, i don't really like seeing so many innocent people get killed by a knife wielding guy as a plot device. just gets repetitive after a while because it's the same basic beat over and over and i think that might be a turn off for some people
>>217190835oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
>>217191398You sound pretty dumb. People watch slashers for exactly those reasons.
I like elevated horror for their generally stylish direction and atmospheric aspect, i don't really like seeing so many innocent people get killed by a knife wielding guy as a plot device. just gets repetitive after a while because it's the same basic beat over and over and i think that might be a turn off for some people
