Sex with Shran's fiance edition>>217174591
star trek sex with shran
also, inb4 all this gets deleted and the old thread is down 60 posts. I prefer this one though, obviously
>>217174606i will allow it
>>217174873. . . can I . . . can I have sex with T'Pol? Either hot sweaty crazy Pon'Far sex or cold logical sex. I'll take either.
>>217175186i dunno, can you?
>>217175186i cannot sanction her cockeyed nips
>>217175206That brings up a good point. What about mind rape? Does that count?
>>217175206Gimme your fucking permission or I swear to Q I will stab you until you like nuTrek.
>>217175206by the way this guy was so perfect in this role and I looked him up and he's barely in anything else
>>217175206It’s been years.This guy was part of a hippie commune that visited the enterprise and he mind rapes tpol, right?
>>217176353yeah pretty much
>>217176261It's truly disgraceful how this Looney Tunes ass shit actually worked. MACOs suck, Malcom was right
>>217176261I blue myself
>>217174606uh buddy, what are you doing, we already have a thread that was made hours ago >>217174578
>>217179547they were made at pretty much the same time but the schizos didn't find this one somehow
>>217179547Yeah, but that trolling thread got deleted. Ha ha
>>217176261would
>>217181379would
>>217176261is she blue on the inside?
>>217177271>lying disloyal crybaby double-crossing spy doesn't like the honest brave men who epitomize everything he is notIn fact, I agree with you. But all I can fault that MACO with is for having believed a lie. Malcolm is guilty of getting others to believe his lies which is infinitely more gay.
>>217181793>But all I can fault that MACO with is for having believed a lie.you what lol. are you seriously making excuses for the soldier guard who fell for the>woo look tiddiestrick?
>>217181771Green, actually.
>>217182568>you what lol. are you seriously making excuses for the soldier guard who fell for the>woo look tiddies>trick?NTA but MACOs are exactly the type to, as a freshly minted E2, get trapped with predatory APRs in financing a Dodge Challenger...in a post scarcity society. MACOs walk up to a replicator and ask for "Crayons, assorted colors, lukewarm."
>>217182637NUR^3!
>>217181771someone kind of asked ChatGPT once
...And now the conclusion.
>>217182700I kek'd heartily. Good brick joke.
>>217182649maybe you're right. but I don't see how you can use this to shit on Malcom when she actually tried the same thing on him but he was actually on to her and ended up saving the day by not letting her install her hacks or whatever she was trying to do, I don't exactly remember
I still find it incredible how massive the gaping plotholes are in Generations, how no one thought even for a second that their plot made absolutely zero sense whatsoever. Anyone can leave the Nexus at any time in their life. Direct line quoted from NexusGuinan. It's also said that time has no meaning within the Nexus.That means Soren could immediately leave the Nexus at a point well before he's ripped from it and find a way to never leave.It means Kirk could leave the Nexus and have a full life with that woman he wanted to be with. It means Picard could enjoy a lifetime of Christmases with his children and then another with hia grandchildren, repeat that a thousand times, and still follow the plot of the movie. Or he could pop back out before his Starfleet career and have a real big family in the real world.Most importantly, it means Kirk or Picard could go back to when Soren first boards their ship and just fucking execute him with a phaser set to kill and Soren wouldn't be able to do a god damned fucking thing about it. It completely negates Kirk's sacrificial death and makes both of them look like utterly retarded incompetents.No other Trek series or movie comes anywhere close to the absolute trainwreck of a plot in Generations.
Peace and contentment, /trek/
>>217183058i still haven't watched Generations but I have watched the Plinkett review like 70 times
>>217183183Man, I completely forgot that existed. I'll have to rewatch it after I finish this dumpsterfire of a film.
>>217175206>>217176353There is no rape. He convinced T'pol to experiment with the mind meld.
>>217183219you should be in jail, Tolaris. you mind raped T'Pol. she told you to stop and you didn't.
>When Enterprise Captain Jonathan Archer confronted Tolaris the next day, he brushed it off, eventually losing control of his emotions and tossing Archer across the room. fucking kek I forgot about that
Sex with the girl that made fuckme eyes at wesley in tng s1 I hate wesley so mych its unreal
>>217183058>No other Trek series or movie comes anywhere close to the absolute trainwreck of a plot in GenerationsAssuming you're not including nutrek as Trek... maybe, yeah.
>>217184003...although on reflection, the Federation's retarded policy re the Ba'ku and their magic immortality planet (as outlined in the Plinkett review of that film, IIRC) probably bothered me more.
one thing I like about reading the DS9 book is hearing the writers say their original ideas for stuff that the ended up not doing because they were so fucking terrible and retarded. for example in the wedding episode they were going to have Odo go to the party to announce that he was so spooked about what he had done during the occupation arc that he was no longer going to be friends with anyone. just basically do his job and be a recluse on the station and that's it. but Rene was like...."Ok and then what? Odo is just alienated from everyone where can you go from there with the character?"and they were like>Oh yeah good point, I guess we can't do anything with that.and then they had totally run out of time so they had nothing to reconcile his actions with Kira so they made them do it off screen and they all admitted that was also terrible and they agree with all the fans who hated it because they hated it too. but they really just ran out of time because they put too much work into a terrible idea at first lol. that's how it goes apparently. there's multiple stories like that.
>>217185359I'm detecting a theme to your posts.
>>217185423do tell
>>217185448faggotry
>>217185503ok that's not very perceptive. you can say that about almost every post on this board
>>217185503I wasn't gonna say that, but basically, yeah.
>>217185595what were you going to say?
>>217185604He put it more succinctly.
>>217185614yeah I know but i want to know how you were going to put it anyway.
>>217185635This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>217185635Well, we all want something.
>>217185704there's gotta be a Trek version of this pasta somewhere
>>217183219>consent >regret>pressured to make false accusationwas this intentional like sevens fake rape or did they think the audience wouldnt remember she consented to the meld?anyway i like how archer was the only one with any faith in vulcan mind magic and the the cure to vulcan aids ended being more vulcan aids
One week until the debut of the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Thursday 8th: Review embargo liftsMonday 12th: Advance screening for TrekkiesThursday 15th: Streaming of first two episodes
>>217185779It exists in picture form as a picture says a thousand words.
>going through ENT for the first time>Phlox is trapped in the underwear and lotion closet with an artificially-induced ponfar-ing T'pol>season three kicks off>"Hey T'pol while were on this extended mission with no clear end point and no trips back home for the foreseeable future, you should go spend your evenings with Trip sensuously rubbing each other in your underwear. It'll help him sleep. He doesnt want to, by the way, you'll have to make him."He did that shit on purpose so there was another potential target the next time she gets all bricked up, didnt he?
>>217183058ive been developing a theory for a couple years now to help with the nutrek problem. soran won and picard never left the nexus. all of the events of the tng films are picards nexus fantasies. and since you can do whatever you want in the nexus we can extend this cover all nutrek. i cant think of any signifigant impact to canon. it actually helps explain why janeway had to defeat the borg. most importantly it explains why picard turns into an action fag and why all the nutrek shit is insane power fantasy of the same ilk. i am very interested to see what you guys think of this. am i missing anything important?
>>217185962maybe. that whole angle was disturbing to me.
>>217185962asking her to help trip fits the character because denobulans dont think sex is a big deal. the problem is that phlox would have just fucked tpol because it would have cured her and he doesnt think sex isnt a big deal.
>>217186054he was really prudish around her though so he clearly does think it's a big deal.
>>217180492>>217181378I'm not complaining, I'm just confused why the older thread got deleted. It wasn't trolling btw.
>>217186088it was trolling and 85% of the posts in it were offtopic trolling shitposting schizo spam
>>217185922Could his forehead BE more plastic?
>>217185988The more I think about it the more it makes sense.>trip and malcolm are both known horndogs>t'pol and the captain are cicumambulating around something resembling a relationship>archer is too much of a professional to dick down a cum-crazy t'pol>malcolm has actually noted that he finds her attractive multiple times but is also a huge fucking stick in the mudJust leaves Trip, with the "oh hes PTSDing from his entire home town getting fucked into a 4000km long canyon" as a plausible enough cover for the shipping.
>>217183058anon it's either outright stated or heavily implied that the longer you stay in the nexus, the harder it is to leave. if picard stayed for 1,000 christmases or whatever, he never would've found the willpower to leave. kirk, who was an absolute gigachad, was unknowingly stuck in there for like 40 years until picard came by and gave him some perspective. only through his gigachad willpower was he able to leave after 40 years, picard could never (he was about to break in that spoonhead prison just because of some lightbulbs)
>>217186155if you say so. i'm really not too interested because none of them have any chemistry with each other anyway as far as I'm concerned so to me it's like the writers just mashing Barbie dolls together. knock yourself out. i guess that's another reason why I fixated on Shran lol I actually believed he was in love with his girlies
>>217186054See >>217186076 - denobulans in general are pretty free and easy about sex but he explicitly states that the males are more reserved when it comes to them personally. If he was a female he would have been three knuckles deep as soon as T'pol asked.
>>217186108Neither of those things are true, I checked the archive
>>217186112All junkies must die
>>217183124Peace, and long life.
>>217183124>>217186917based and of the body
>>217186930Joy to you, friend.
>>217186732His bones may decompose faster than that zesty Klingon's forehead.
>>217174606Lower Decks is more entertaining than Enterprise
>>217174606
>>217187241That's because it was made by people who were excited to make a star trek and not a very tired rick berman
>>217187358Sounds about right.
>>217187241>>217187358>>217187406The preceding posts were a paid endorsement by Paramount+.
>>217187597You hold no value
>>217187710You are worthless
>>217187752>>217187949I feel like that could have been one post, and it shouldn't have taken you ten minutes to think of another way to say the same thing.
>>217187988Nobody will ever love you
>>217188002Ooh. Swiftian.
star trek
>>217185359It’s a shame we never got a scene with Kira in the bath and odo was the bath water
>>217188529that's not a shame at all that would have just been silly. the massage scene was much better.
>>217187752>>217187949>>217188002Is this some kind of weird bot?
>>217187597>Paid endorsement>For a cancelled show>On a tibetan basket weaving forum
>>217188002>I am respectful, loyal and most of all, sincere. And those are qualities which someone like you could never hope to possess.
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>>217188620there should have been a scene where odo tried something he saw one of kiras BFs do to her and he has to admit that he is a cuck who spied on her for 5 years
>>217188928sounds like a fanfiction I'd read but it's a bit out of character for Odo. he was basically holding back uncontrollable rage whenever he saw them together I don't think he'd spy
>>217188978he was angry because he was watching them do sex. they just couldnt show that on tv back then
>>217189012It would be funny if Oddo took the form of Kira and fucked all her lovers, that would teach her a lesson
>>217188691Is it really canceled though? They're in pre-production for season 2 right now.
>>217189058that would teach Odo a thing or two as well
>>217189058>It would be funny if Oddo took the form of Kira and fucked all her loversWith a big white ladycock?
>>217189150Most new shows get a two season order from the jump. It's actually a twenty episode order split up to make it look like the studio has faith in the project. Look at how many shows from the last 8 years never made it past season two.
do Bajoran penises have extra wrinkles?
>>217189307do vorta pensis have fins?
>>217189366i wish i knew. maybe they're ribbed like their ears.
vorta are grown in vats, so do their women still have nipples?
>>217189405thats wat i mean
>>217189542yeah they started out as a monkey race so they most likely still have everything but they're obviously infertile clones now so it doesn't matter.
you know at first in the show they have lines that say that it is the Vorta themselves that are experts at cloning and genetics but then by the end of the show and even now I think everyone (myself included) has the impression that it's the Founders that control it all. I dunno how that shift happened
>>217189990The way I look at it, the Founders have given them enough knowledge to do the bulk of the day to day work, but not enough for there to ever be a risk of the Vorta going independent.
>>217189990Probably because they're portrayed as having no individual agency, being slaves, and as being genetically engineered to worship the Founders.Their skill in genetic engineering and cloning is probably what made the Founders make them their administrator race of choice but clearly the Vorta do not have the supremacy in that situation which implies that the Founders themselves integrated and improved on their technology and achieved the mastery.
>>21718618980 years, and Picard went back to when Kirk first entered thr Nexus, but Kirk immediately knew it was bogus when he jumped the gap that terrified him every time and felt no fear, allowing him to leave.
>>217185779The only one I have on hand is a dumb one I did when Alien Earth was on>This Morrow lookin' ZESTY, this Morrow lookin' MOIST, he's got Ticks in his water bottle, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit Alien, he plays for the other company, he operates at the other end of the ship, this Morrow suspicious, this Morrow good with kids, this Morrow gonna contain yo biological containment breach wit you tazer and that shit gonna look good! This Morrow lifts Bonuses, this Morrow on the escape pod, this Morrow be a Ocellus collector, this Morrow collects specimens uphill, this Morrow packs Xenomorphs, he's a friend of Aarush’s, he feels the bonus that dare not speak Its name, he loves to scheme, he's of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, he indulges in the Prodigy vice, he has an cyborg sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Engineer, he's a refugee from Hadley’s Hope, he's on the wrong ship, he bats for the other company, he's insidious, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>217183124this ep freaked me out as a kid
>>217190278>Their skill in genetic engineering and cloning is probably what made the Founders make them their administrator race of choice but clearly the Vorta do not have the supremacy in that situation which implies that the Founders themselves integrated and improved on their technology and achieved the mastery.that's an interesting theory actually. do you think it was the Vorta themselves that genetically engeineered themselves from tree monkeys to more a more humanoid form or did the Founders do that to them?
>>217190681I watched that shit as an adult and was blown away that they implied that girl was raped in the street in front of her dads house. The fuck am I watching right now that show about the aliens with the pointy ears?
>>217190932i miss when things like that were implied instead of having a woman character crying and screaming and pointing fingers. it let the viewer actually realize and internalize the horror and malignity of the situation. the latter makes me feel absolutely nothing except "woman loud".
>>217190866Hard to say. Maybe the Founders engineered the capacity for administration into them which in turn led to them being experts in cloning? Maybe that's why the Founders use them in that way.Either way it still implies the Founders are even more skilled as geneticists
>>217190982There was plenty of crying screaming and pointing the girl had to be sedated. Did you even watch this shit? Weirdo.
>>217183520jealous
>>217185975a life
>>217191718You clearly didn't, "weirdo"
>>217186088the seething-shatner picrel made it a troll thread
>>217192466it doesn't, dozens of threads used it and weren't pruned. mods just made an oopsie and pruned the older thread cuz they were made a 1 minute apart
>>217192498Why are you mad?
>>217192498times change. get with the times
>>217174606Are those things sensitive?
Kurtzman is here to stay.
>>217192692Why?
A Reel for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy with a Cadet montage. The "Rezz into the Game* effect for Sam (Series Acclimation Mil) is fun.
>>217192770he's a member of the moneygrubber guild
>>217192692Star Trek looks like it's running well. Alex built a good team. Where Paramount needs some help is their movie division. If Alex sticks around, that's where they need his skills.
>217192801Who edited this crap, Michael J. Fox?
Insider info leaked that SNW's viewership last season was <20k for the entire season.
>>217193081that cant be true. but i believe it
>>217192770This is the mirror universe.(We split off in the early 40s.)
>>217192692Alex is 52. He turned 40 and started managing the entire Star Trek Universe. Puts one's life in perspective.
>>217193233Yeah, I never could've imagined that millions of NEETs doing absolutely nothing positively impacted the franchise more than he ever did
hee hee hee
>>217193081Yeah maybe if you edit out the part where Jay and Mike are making fun of "insider info" and unconfirmed sourcesThis is clearly a joke.I'm sure the show's viewership is shit though but not that shit.
>>217193336I don't get your joke
In the interview, Kurtzman explains:Where his overall deal stands as it nears expiration and Star Trek’s future is plotted: “Conversations have been had”Why Starfleet Academy finally moved forward after nearly a decade in limbo — and what changed at ParamountThe one question he asks before committing to any new Star Trek seriesWhy Gul Dukat did everything wronghttps://theankler.com/p/alex-kurtzman-on-star-treks-future
>>217193336lower decks season 1 only got 50k views when it was free on youtube. it might be true
“If Star Trek is going to grow into the next place and the next place and the next place — as it certainly will as it has now lasted 60 years — every generation is going to have to inherit their own version of it,” Kurtzman said.That's vision. That's a Captain you can follow.
Alex Cuntzman more like, heh
>>217192692What are you talking about? Can you even read the headline?>>217193387>"Conversations have been had"This doesn't mean jack shit.
Sunday is Waltz on H&I. Shame it's a work night or else I'd propose a drinking game where, when you hear a line verbatim from the slopera, you take a shot. You NEETs do it for the general.
>>217193387>Lesley GoldbergDo you frequently consult he blogposts of jewish lesbians?
>>217193828>>217193926why are you responding to ads
>>217193894we're already at Waltz...time flies
yooo space sneed is on
>>217194010
>>217194104I'll give them credit, they finally got the ferengi look down, aside from plastering him with LA cholo tatts
>>217194171The tats are correct. Have you ever watched Star Trek?
>>217194192The tats are incorrect. I have watched more trek than you.
>>217193963The poster/bot was misrepresenting what the article said.
>>217194521
Do you guys think Star Trek will ever win back the Straight White Male (normal) audience? Or continue to cater to the Dr Who trans leftist freaks of nature?
i went and read ahead a bit because I'm impatient but there wasn't anything that interesting about Waltz. just Behr basically confirming that they did this episode because they were all butthurt about how much fans liked Dukat and the memes they were seeing on the bbs. sucks to think that if people didn't like him so much they might not have ruined him. their original idea was that Sisko visits him in crazy jail and you go back and forth between their conversation IRL and inside Dukat's fantasy of himself running the station with Kira as his wife and see things literally from his pov in his head.
ENT mirror opens are fantastic. i miss star trek so much
>>217194584it's ruined until it changes ownership>>217194781iktf bro
>>217194001Tonight is resurrection
best star trek movie?
>>217195070yeah i know i meant...you know...in 3 more days, we're at Waltz.but anyway, will you be watching Ressurection tonight?
>>217195086TMP
>>217195086Wrath of Khan and it's not even close.
The GREAT /trek/ Watchalong continues at the top of the hour with "Resurrection" this is the one with Mirror Bariel. i remember not liking it but not that much else about it so I'll watch it and give it another chance.here's the link if you're desperate enough to turn off your blockers. https://ntvstream.cx/channel/282apparently like daddyhd.com is a sus site. probably serves malware ads or something.
>>217195569This still works too: https://www.lookmovie2.to/shows/search/?q=star%20trek
>>217195086God's a busy man.
i wish i had a body like Kira's...she's perfect...
>>217195800Me and your mother Were secret lovers (lovers)
oh that reminds me. the original idea for Waltz would have also included the story of Tora Naprem so we would have gotten to see her and Dukat's fucked up relationship as well
>>217195719The fact the admirals keep trying to silence me only proves their gult
>>217195829I really don't like how they manufactured him having a relationship with Kira's mom, now matter the meme material it generated. I think they should have kept only one Bajoran mistress for Dukat, Naprem.
>>217195865agreed. the only part of that dumb episode I liked was seeing how Kira handled that oddly friendly fat gul.
>>217195719>>217195839>>217195918
>>217195887it also fucks up the timeline as well as creates way too many coincidencesi think ds9 shits the bed a little in S6 after the (don't call it an) occupation arc
is it just me or does Bariel have crossed eyes?>>217195952>it also fucks up the timeline as welldoes it? one thing I just thought about is where Odo fits into all this in the timeline. like did he know about this affair and that's why they conveniently made it so that Kira didn't confide in him when I feel like she would have since they're supposed to be close?
>>217195986>does it? Throughout all of DS9 they said the station was built in the 2350s; "Wrongs Darker..." moves that up to the 2340s to create the contrived situation with the Kira family
>>217195986Also a lot of actors in Star Trek are crosseyed or have drifting eyes which is especially noticeable in the HD remasters
>>217196039ooh i didn't realize. i'm interested to see if the writers explain themselves for this shitpost of an episode. knowing what I know now about how they wanted to show Naprem makes me think that since they weren't able to do it in Waltz they shoehorned the "Dukat having an affiar" into its own episode. i'm not sure why they felt we needed to see it. I feel more than anything this episode makes Kira look bad.
>>217195829>>217195865>>217196113fucking soap opera
this episode makes Kira look bad too ngl
>>217196220This might be the worst MU episode honestly
For Resurrection there was a deleted scene from the teaser where Kira and Dax look at one of Ziyal's paintings and discuss her. This was a terrible decision to delete it because it was a very mid episode and having one good scene would have elevated it somewhat.
honestly.....I never really liked Ziyal
>>217196452Plus it was kind of weird how Garak kept hitting on her.
>>217196463It was the other way around really
Rewatching DS9. I completely forgot about Dukat's Pah-wraith Satanist cult leader 'sode. Very fun.
>>217196551UH... UH... A MIRACLE!damn, that shit's wild.
>>217196483Wasn't it Garak who invited her to bask on the hot rocks in the holosuite? I always got pedo vibes from that scene.
>>217196608>Wasn't it Garak who invited her to bask on the hot rocks in the holosuite?nope. she invited him and he thought it was a trap.
>>217196622Ahh my mistake thanks for the correction.
>>217196622Yeah it was Ziyal who was putting the fuck moves on Garak first; he found it uncomfortable
>>217196583I like how he has a hair-trigger on Jim Jones Kool-Aiding his entire cult.
well that was certainly as worthless as I remembered. on to the next!
make sure to tune in on Friday
>>217196735I miss when the budget was spent on this
DS9 was a mistake. Thank god for Voyager, all I'm going to fucking say.
>>217196660When Ziyal was first introduced. She was a kid. A young teenager. Then they wanted to do the Garak romance plot with her. So had to recast with an older looking actress. And did like an unspoken retcon on her age. But that second actress couldn't handle the makeup. That's why there's three Ziyal actresses.
I love TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9, VOY, and ENT.I don't gaf about anything else.
>>217196813true enjoyer
and then later the first Ziyal actress was an Orion slave girl.
>>217183058>Most importantly, it means Kirk or Picard could go back to when Soren first boards their ship and just fucking execute him with a phaser set to kill and Soren wouldn't be able to do a god damned fucking thing about it. It completely negates Kirk's sacrificial death and makes both of them look like utterly retarded incompetents.My generations fix:>where does Picard want to exit the nexus?>CHATEAU PICARD THE NIGHT OF THE FIRE.>...But I'll need help.>Picard gets a big action scene saving his family>intersperse with comedy beats as kirk tries to contact the paris starfleet branch>"I need to get a priority one communication to the Enterprise....what letter did he say they were on...D? The Enterprise D. Oh? Yes, Admiral James T. Kirk... Hello? They hung up on me! You disappear for 80 years and suddenly everyone thinks you're dead!">climax is soren getting intercepted on the enterprise, family saved, everyone happy, albeit slightly confused as to why Picard is on earth when he was just on the ship>The D is stationed a safe distance from the ribbon, on its final mission before getting mothballed>Soren is in an EVA suit, Picard and him have a moment alone>you could have just sent me to prison>"not for something you technically never did. I've been where you so desperately want to return, I can see...the lengths to which it could drive a man. What I dont understand is why you never asked for help, it was a simple enough matter.">"You could have said no.">happy music swells as Soren gets beamed directly in to the path of the ribbon, gets his second chance>just as Picard didFLY INTO SUNSET THE END
>>217196745It was good bottle 'sode thinking. To have it set on an abandoned Cardassian station. So, you just reuse the promenade set. Dim the lights. And just don't hire extras. They did it a few times.
>>217196853oh yeah also the requiste "oh and admiral, welcome to the 24th century" when Picard part ways, with Kirk saying he's got a few friends to look up.
>>217196871i wonder how much they paid Iggy Pop. he was pretty much only there because he injured his shoulder and had time to do it.
>>217196889i thought iggy wanted to be on star trek
>>217196978not really, Behr was obsessed with getting him on the show. he wanted him for the hobo in Past Tense but he couldn't do it because of his schedule. and I think there was some other time they tried to get him but couldn't.
>>217197017>the hobo in Past Tenseok that's kind of vague I mean the one that ended up being played by Clint Howard
>>217197059WOOSH!! I'm invisible!!! :D
>>217185922Could they have cast a more illiterate looking nigger?
>>217196676He had leading man energy but not leading man looks for that era. But damn did he have the physicality and ability to emote under that armor and makeup
>>217197709probably, it's a studio's market
>>217197718he's good looking if you ask me. kind of a beanpole tho.
>>217197718His ideal era would've been the '40s. When actors like Kirk Douglas and Vincent Price could be leading men. Although. Maybe he was in the right rea. You look at his acting credits, he guest starred in pretty much every popular TV show in the '70s and '80s. He just never got that brake into the next level. If he was given something like Alan Rickman's role in Die Hard. He would've smashed it for six. And been a big star.
>>21719796550s and 60s were the prime for westerns on TV and he would get hired for them constantly
>>217174606That is some cold pussy. Vulcan pussy is much warmer.
>>217198225Born at the right time. He could've jacked John Carradine's whole career. And replaced him. And then we couldn't have Robert, Keith and David Carradine.
>>217198253it's cool, like the opposite side of your pillow
how did he get cast as Dukat anyway?
Aye yo Captain Tone!Stagoots! Computagh makes me some gabagool Badda bing badda boom Buttafooko over heagh
>>217198524I don't know. He's probably spoken about it at a hundred Trek conventions though. He did play Cardassians since they first appeared in TNG. And he played other guest roles in TNG too. You see it a lot in Trek casting. Actors appearing again and again. Earlier in this thread. Talking about the first actress who played Ziyal. She was also in VOY and ENT. I suppose if you give a good performance. OK with doing hours of makeup. And you're chill to work with. They'll keep you in mind with future castings and bring you back.
>>217198524they wanted another guy but it wasnt working out with himalaimo had already played a cardie in tng and he had a long neck, which the makeup guy liked
T o p s ops
>>217185922Looks like bad SNL sketch
>>217199959which is to say, an SNL sketchheyooo
>>217198667>"The first Cardassian was Marc Alaimo, who later went on to play a Cardassian on Deep Space Nine. I already had a cast of Marc's head from Lonely Among Us, a first-season role on TNG. [...]>Marc has an extremely long neck. I was asked to come up with a concept for the Cardassians at a time when nobody really had any ideas about what they should look like. I knew what Marc Alaimo looked like, and I already had a cast of him. The producers told me they didn't want a full head appliance for the Cardassian, but, following Gene's rules, the Cardassian had to be humanoid looking and interact with the Starfleet personnel. I had to look for features that would define the Cardassian.>With Marc's long neck, it screamed at me to do something with it. That's where I began. I extended his look, which was a natural feature, almost into the look of a king cobra. This is how I combined an actor's appearance with my file of recognizable animal shapes. The point of recognition was a deadly snake, which by the way, ultimately defined the essence of menace of the Cardassians.>I started with exoskeletal ridges of bone along the sides of the Cardassian neck, just like a snake, and connected them behind the ears. Then, to fill in the area between the ears and the jawline, we built up bony ridges, did away with the human nose completely, and then I had the forehead left. What was I going to do with the forehead?>A year before I did the Cardassians, I was going to a Thai restaurant in Studio City. There was an art gallery next door and inside was a big picture on the wall of a woman with a spoon in the middle of her forehead. I said to my wife 'I'm going to remember this. Someday I'm going to use this.'">- Michael Westmore on the initial design of Gul Macet, the first Cardassian, played by Marc Alaimo.
>"The first Antican was Marc Alaimo, who later went on to play an Antican on Deep Space Nine. I already had a cast of Marc's head from Unappreciated Among us, a first-season role on TNG. [...]>Marc has an extremely long snout. I was asked to come up with a concept for the Anticans at a time when nobody really had any ideas about what they should look like. I knew what Marc Alaimo looked like, and I already had a cast of him. The producers told me they didn't want a full head appliance for the Antican, but, following Gene's rules, the Antican had to be canine looking and interact with the Starfleet personnel. I had to look for features that would define the Antican.>With Marc's long snout, it screamed at me to do something with it. That's where I began. I extended his look, which was a natural feature, almost into the look of a beagle. This is how I combined an actor's appearance with my file of recognizable animal shapes. The point of recognition was a deadly hound, which by the way, ultimately defined the essence of menace of the Anticans.>I started with shiny coat of fur along the sides of the Antican neck, just like a dog, and connected them behind the ears. Then, to fill in the area between the ears and the jawline, we built up furry locks, did away with the human nose completely, and then I had the forehead left. What was I going to do with the forehead?>A year before I did the Anticans, I was going to a Korean restaurant in Studio City. There was an art gallery next door and inside was a big picture on the wall of a white woman with a dog inside of her vagina. I said to my wife 'I'm going to remember this. Someday I'm going to use this.'">- Michael Westmore on the initial design of Badar N'D'D, the first Antican, played by Marc Alaimo.
>>217200050>>217200408>Michael Westmore: "Basically, what I'm saying is that Marc Alaimo looks like a fucking alien."
>>217200408Badar N'D'D did nothing wrong
>>217200446Bob Blackmore, the costume master also praised him for being easy to fit into anything since he doesn't have an ounce of fat on him. the funny thing is he had to totally redesign the Cardie armor from scratch once they cast a fat guy as one
>>217200408>>217200470
It's all so tiresome.
>>217200213This is what you get.You guys try to act like this stuff doesn't exist. You call it tripe, maybe go as far as saying that Alex Kurtzman is an incompetent buffoon and go back to posting your space show from 40 years ago.You have to hit rock bottom for you really begin to admit that there's something wrong with this.
>>217201310What are you talking about? We talk about Academy all the time.
>>217201310
>>217201463Okay so you do.This place got waterboarded with that stupid cartoon for years on end and it seemed like the sentiment was still just to pretend that it's not there.What is the sentiment with this. Is it a burning hatred? Is it more depression and apathy?I'm not even into Star Trek. I saw 7 episodes of TNG 4 years ago. My absolute hatred of this has more to do with demanding answers about who is allowed to get away with this and why. I think it's called a "sanity check" in psychology.
>>217201492You have a lot of star trek to watch before you can post here.
for me it's being the little twink concubine to beata and all the girl bosses on angel one
>>217201492Almost all of the posts about nutrek shows here will be mocking it , with one or two shills heavily pushing it as an outlier.
>>217201808it's warm feces
>>217201478fuck this.I shit, piss and spit on star trekstar trek is a pervert
>>217201864You'll still watch it.
I cum on star trek!
>>217198659>You see it a lot in Trek casting. Actors appearing again and againLike this guy, who I think holds the record for most characters played by the same actor
>>217198647God this episode was so fucking dogshit beyond the opening where Picard shows what a fucking ice-cold motherfucker he is when he lets the planet get wiped outSeason 7 sucked, no idea how people can pretend it isn't the worst of the series. There's like two great episodes out of the whole bunch.
The delta quadrant is fucking cool.We have to go back.
>>217198253Why would you want to fuck a woman that would no doubt consider showing any sign of pleasure or enjoyment as unnecessarily and foolish? Would be like fucking a corpse.
>>217194639>their original idea was that Sisko visits him in crazy jail and you go back and forth between their conversation IRL and inside Dukat's fantasy of himself running the station with Kira as his wife and see things literally from his pov in his headfuck that would have been so kinofor me dukat's story ends with his mental breakdown and everythng after that is an imposter, in my head-canon
>>217201478Looks like it's going to be a banger!
>>217201679Shieeeeeet
>>217202370Many anons in /trek/ are going to watch it.
>>217201969What the fuck is that thing second to the bottom right?
>>217202370>>217202543Totally organic posts my fellow 4channelers.
>>217202556Thaturian
>>217201478Everyone can see the blatant IP laundering this show is. Somebody went to Paramount with an idea for a show about a school in space where the students have powers. And Paramount agreed to make it as long as it could be attached to one of their existing brands. Or they wanted to introduce Star Trek to a younger audience with characters they could relate to.
>>217202632Star Trek is a franchise largely enjoyed by white men, nedless to say, it had to be destroyed.
>>217202119>Would be like fucking a corpse.but legal
>>217202701It's incredible how utterly vile STD manages to be, surpassing its own prior peaks of disgusting visuals. Maybe we can get a streaming movie where this creature vomits and defecates on an infant just to raise the level one last time.
>>217202807The image is from SFA
>>217202931They're the same thing with the same characters.
>>217201478>Iain RobertsonThis Iain Robertson?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iain_Robertson>In 2025, Robertson was charged with rape and other offences against a series of women with a trial date set for June 2026OK, I know - it's probably an unfortunate coincidence. But here's my point: I doubt anyone knows who the fuck this guy is, or who 99% of "professional" reviewers are (or what their tastes/criteria for judging content are - unless it's just "Does it have brown lesbians in it? Then five stars!"). And why should anyone value the opinions of some rando on film/TV, just because they're classed as a "professional" - as if assessing media is a science and their subjective opinions are objective? Even before Hollywood went full-on screaming LGBTBBQ/anti-white etc - and critics were forced to (at a minimum) pretend not to notice the adverse effects or else lose their jobs/access - I found this strange. I had a friend who was a film critic and went to a few screenings etc with him. I've *met* these people. There's nothing special about them. At best, they're just randos giving rando opinions. At worst, they're effectively paid shills. Anyway, Star Trek.
>>217202988Why are you no longer friends?
>>217203084Just kind of lost contact really. I speculate that his girlfriend (a few years ago at least) might not have approved of me, but I don't know.
>>217202931whats the difference?
>>217202701Putting aside the ugliness, the face is incongruous with the rest of the body. Looks like he/it should have hooves and a broader torso or something. As it stands, I can't buy this as an alien - it just looks like a guy in hideous latex mask. They went too beast-like.
>>217185448I made those captain pepes back in 2015 and it's funny to still see them get posted, though there are other ones like pic related that never caught on
>>217203453saved. got any TOS ones?
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>>217201880This is technically true but only episode 1 like I have done for STD, SNW and Picard.
Is it a running gag that the upper pylons are never working?
>>217201478>early release to "media"lmao, even. special access means bias every single time. ignore all entertainment media always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oeAWRc94DUWilliam Shatner's "The Captains" dropped on YT for free
>>217204876how is it?
>NFL playoffs on CBS>my hero starfleet academia commericials every break>shit ratings for Jan 15 premierkurtzman is done
>>217204965Apparently SNW is only averaging five digit viewership. That's probably what they're expecting of SFA. Even TOS reruns on boomer comfort channels get more viewers.
>>217204624no?
>>217204920better than tekwar heh>>217204965good
>>217205027fuck you
>>217205022even if they were getting mid 6 they would be beat by low budget slop like oak island and sister wives. the only reason I doubt this is the end is because it should have been over years ago. its like they want to lose billions of dollars
>>217205022That comes from RLM who could be dead wrong, but also im not that surprised. my prediction is >1 season on Academy>even with approval SNW ends at Season 4 with no season 5. >Star Trek goes through several rounds of ideas that are pitched>Star Trek gets shelved. >5-10 years from now Trek is rebooted
>>217205022>79 million Paramount* subscribers>Only 50,000 are watching their top 10 showMay we see your evidence for that claim? Preferably not some YouTube rage farmer.
>>217205132>Even though S05 of SNW is already filmed, Paramount will just delete everything.Oh this again...
>>217205132typically they pay for 2 season up front and I think they already filmed snw 5. otherwise I think youre about right. 2 or 3 year break then they start over with a movie (that takes 2 years to produce)if they have any sense theyll stod trying to do tv series. the ten hour movie model is too expensive and theres no appetite to do it low budget and high volume like a dick wolf production
ahem
>>217205039eat shit, buddy
>>217205192may we see how many of those "subscribers" are paying for it?
Sorry I'm late crewmen.Leave your replicator rations in your quarters, have a delicious bowl of your old pal Neelix's leola root stew!With a generous serving of Talaxian cream!
>>217205287Essentially all of them. Only 3% were on free trials. Since free trials are no longer offered, the number released going forward is paid only.
>>217205238>>217205250yeah i still think SNW 5 sees the light of day but if things are bad enough they might just jam it into season 4 and close it out. but thats just hater hope. it just means that Kurtzman trek goes into 2027
i choose to believe the 5 digits figure. it makes sense to me.
>>217204965>>217205022Anons streaming services measure success by subscribers and what keeps people subscribed not individual views. Its not a youtube channel its an entire service people pay for. Trek is carrying Paramount +. Its going nowhere. It's not 1993 grandpa the Videogame Awards gets better views than the Super bowl now.
>>217205372I know people complain about the shitty design of the saucepan but that ladle is way too fucking big unless he's serving his "stew" in buckets
>>217205414there are at least 25 million users getting peeplus for free through walmart and tmobile home internet.
>>217205482I don't think I like your tone.
>>217205562Sorry I haven't had my coffee yet.
>>217205132Yeah, that's what Mike said in a recent video. He could have a source on the inside whose just as frustrated as we are. SNW season five could also be such a lost cause it gets the Section 31 treatment: chopped up into a movie and dumped on streaming with no fanfare.
>>217205482you are an economic illiterate if you believe that
What is this new habit of not linking the new thread?>>217205392>>217205392I didn't even make the thread ffs
>>217205674thanks for doing it
>>217205602lol which streaming service reports their success in views not paying users?
