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The Bajoran workers edition.

Previously on trek >>217174606
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star trek sex with shran
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Commander, tell me about your sexual organs
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>>217205426
>Have you ever exposed your genitals to an androgynous alien?
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Star Trek & Then Star Gate are you just gonna let this frog fucker be the face of Star Wars next? Fucking nuisance
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>>217205464
Yes
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>>217205464
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>>217205500
He's a loveable scamp
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>>217205630
i love him
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>>217205443
Trekpu is our mascot who separates us from other sections of the fanbase.
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Trekpu AS Gul Dukat in "Gul Dukat Superstar," a Beverly Crusher Production
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>I am a hostage, these men are here to break into the powerplant.
Honestly? Unfathomably based.
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>>217205955
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STAR TREK: THE ACKOLYTE
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crazy how it's been months and I'm still obsessed with Weyoun. is this what "blorbo" is?
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>>217206510
it's not very "effortless" if you feel the need to call attention to it, now is it?
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>>217205500
It just works.
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>>217206510
fer foks sake
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>>217205426
thumb shaped
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>>217206516
No, blorbo is soft and round. Angular is kiki
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https://youtu.be/ZWJutMTIyUU
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>>217206592
Weyoun is soft and round
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>>217206510
That's interesting, tell me more about the characters and the story
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>>217206970
None of them can.
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Fuck off back to R*ddit Malencon
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>>217206970
the only thing that matters is that there is a down syndrome nigger and a gay nigger and a bunch of women who have no control over their emotions. also paul giamatti is evil despite being correct about everything.
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>>217207055
paul giamatti plays a comic book villain whose evil plans are always foiled by those pesky kids
this is what star trek has become
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>Our people are becoming decadent and corrupt. They need moral leadership.
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The embargo has lifted and the reviews are going up for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.. Almost universal praise from both Trekkie and mainstream media sites.

Looks like another win for Team Trek.
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>captain of the USS Athena and the chancellor of Starfleet Academy
>human orphan who is disillusioned with Starfleet and has been on the run for most of his life.
>A Klingon cadet and aspiring medical officer.
>a kind of hologram
>Khionian cadet and aspiring captain from a wealthy home world
>A Dar-Sha cadet who is the daughter of an admiral, and is determined to make her own name in Starfleet
>The daughter of the president of Betazed
fucking hell, it really is just a generic teen drama with a trek skin. looks like they picked the attributes by dice roll and caught a few dups.
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>>217207210
How can I get paid to promote Kurtzman's slop on 4chan?
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*This isn’t just a new Star Trek show; it’s a chance for new Star Trek, an opportunity to engage with new ideas, aesthetics, stories, and advancements that push what Star Trek is and can be beyond echoes of its past triumphs."
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>>217207210
You’ve got some Kurtzman cum left on your chin.
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if anyone can find an early access reviewer who is being honest about how trash it is i will remove my ad blocker and visit his site.
but i have a feeling no such reviewers exist as honesty would cost them their access.
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>>217207210
even when trying to praise it he can't help but say it's worse than Discovery. I can't imagine how bad this is
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>>217207292
I love how all of these reviews are basically: "Well, it's not Star Trek but it's... pushing boundaries!"

And the rest is them trying to mental gymnastics their way into that opening line
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>new ideas, aesthetics, stories
the characters are committee horses
the sets are and costumes are recycled from std
the stories is one story streched for 8 hours
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>>217207329
i am quite capable of forming my own opinions so i never ever visit these sites. do they ever post negative reviews and advise not to watch?
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>>217207305
There is one (the only ONE)
https://www.looper.com/2070574/star-trek-starfleet-academy-paramount-plus-review/
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Dukat is played so well that it taught me to spot people like him irl
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>>217207305
https://www.looper.com/2070574/star-trek-starfleet-academy-paramount-plus-review/
https://www.original-cin.ca/posts/2026/1/8/star-trek-starfleet-academy-boldly-going-nowhere-but-so-very-youthful
The score is 75% and dropping rapidly
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" Kerrice Brooks plays holographic cadet SAM (Series Acclimation Mil), an emissary for the photonic people of Kasq, whom we learn more about in one of the best episodes of the entire franchise."

A number of reviews say this is one of the best episodes ever. Bet Tawny wrote this it.
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>>217207464
>So, what does "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy" actually have to offer veteran viewers, who have stuck with the franchise through the ages, and don't need to be immersed into this world through tepid teen drama? Well, Holly Hunter
Grim.
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I've been listening to AI stories on my commute for 2 reasons. They're fun and make the ride fly by. Figured I'd share three I enjoyed and hope you guys like too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DMqXFTxgGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFDePqg8kXo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3FcIJSsQAw

The voice in the last one if pretty shaky but its nice to see a new andromeda story.
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>>217207477
>the incels are starting to review bomb

well it was going to happen regardless
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>>217207576
Those are the star trek fans.
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>>217207576
Yes... professional incels with early review access...
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Some other items from the reviews:

"Karim Diane is the pacifist Klingon Jay-Den Kraag, who blends Klingon honor with the heart of a healer."

Karim's is being singled out for praise. The kid can act.
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>>217207500
>whom we learn more about in one of the best episodes of the entire franchise."
LMAO imagine thinking anything can top City on the Edge of Forever.
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>>217207690
>LMAO imagine thinking anything can top City on the Edge of Forever
Data's Day
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>>217207292
Strengthening.
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>>217207710
datas day kind of sucks, though. hes been around too long to not understand the concept of cold feet
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>>217207690
Civil Defense

I'm serious.
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>>217207752
>Civil Defense
Oh boy, I'm triggered now ...
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i like how their sentient hologram idea worked out so poorly they had to hire picardo at the last minute to save it
very disapointed in picardo, by the way. stalling out at as a god damned teacher is not where EMH ends up after 1000 years.
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Also mentioned, "Starfleet Academy is unafraid to let Star Trek be horny again." It is after all a school show, so that's going on. Apparently with Poly and Flex hookups too.
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Name a better bottle episode of anything. You cannot. Civil Defense is maybe the greatest bottle episode of television.
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>>217207305
>>217207464
Just one guy giving it a negative review - and even he's not being honest about what's really going on. Even going that far gets him branded an incel: >>217207576

Said it before, but at best these guys are just randos whose opinions are worth no more than anyone else's. At worst they're effectively paid shills. Because the implied threats are always there. Be negative about any DEI slop and you'll be branded a right-wing incel. Be negative too often and you'll lose access to advance screenings, press junkets etc. Actually tell the truth and you'll lose your job as well.
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>>217207710
Data's Day is a really charming and wholesome episode. But your enjoyment of it depends entirely on how much you like Data and Brent Spiner.
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The Visitor is the best episode
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PLEBBIT
L
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B L U E C R Y
B L U E C R Y
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>>217207850
when will they learn that faggots dont mind normal romance but normal people hate faggots?
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>>217207147
Actually the performance by Giamatti is being praised for being heartfelt and complex, with a grey motivation for his character's actions.

Thematically, SFA is about how society, in this case the Federation and Starfleet, rebuilds after an apocalypse. Paulie Gee's the dark side of that.
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>>217207978
Millennial Excellence.
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>>217208028
"Normal people" are not bigots. Just you, loser :)
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>>217208046
so how did they overthrow the romulans, by the way?
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>>217208046
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>>217208137
i ran the numbers and you are wrong. sorry.
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>>217208170
>I am sexist and hate women tho.
So did your husband heyooooo
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Im still woke but i no longer support the trans community. Too many nazis now...
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if you hate my hero starfleet academia i like you
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IN
GON
YAAAAAAAA
MAAAAAAAA
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>>217208258
Is Boku no Hero Academia a prequel to Boku no Pico?
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>>217208244
Internalized misogyny much?
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>>217208281
shared universe but cant call it a prequel without shared characters
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>>217208316
Yes, quite often.
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The Enterprise ought to be hauling garbage.
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>>217205464
>frog fucker
It's Pepe. Just plain, simple, Pepe.
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>>217207549
>and turning up to every important meeting in bare feet.
FINALLY
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>>217208685
more like holly PLANTAR amirite
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>>217208540
the enterprise hauls garbage at least 3 times
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>>217209170
Oh, did I say hauling garbage? I meant to say it ought to be hauled away as garbage!
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>>217209198
TAKE THAT BACK YOU KLINGON BASTARD
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>>217209300
HAYYY-AAAAH!
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>shill thread died with 8 posts
lmao
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>>217209300
I haven't seen any media set prior to TOS so my headcanon is Starfleet started teaching that maneuver to all cadets because of Kirk.
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Thank you, Mr Broccoli
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>>217209300
>you klingon bastard!
>you are my son
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>>217209666
Jadzia is so cool bros.
It's like just when you think she's this sexy intelligent science officer, she tells you another hilarious story about Curzon, but then danger strikes and BAM she's also this total badass that can drop you like a brick of latinum.
Easily the best DS9 character.
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>>217209929
dropping Dukat or Bariel is really nothing to write home about.
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>>217209300
I realize there are budgetary concerns, but it's really silly when Odo has to resort to fisticucks to fight. At least the Martok changeling made tentacles.
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>>217210009
these scenes are always laughable and ruin the story. just have her bash him over the head with a spanner.
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>>217207210
>>217207292
>>217207500
>>217207663
>>217207850
>>217208046
garbage
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>>217207210
I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND WHAT DO I SEE
PARAMOUNT GOING INTO INSOLVENCY
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>>217210078
it's not laughable. double axe handle just werks. deal with it.
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>>217210076
I like to think that Odo makes his arms as dense as lead before punching someone.
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>>217210245
We were robbed of chainsaw hands Odo
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>>217210130
the stealth double fists are fine because they are for convienence of time and to minimize on screen violence. the girl boss poundings are always a joke because damar would have strangled her to death
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>>217210317
Kira has been killing Cardies since she was a kid and she was literally in a murderous rage. you literally picked the most plausible of all the webms posted to complain about. faggot.
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>>217210245
i like to remember that there is actually only one changeling and odo is a just a retarded personality disorder
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>>217210340
also Damar was under orders not to hurt anyone but you don't watch the show so you don't know or care
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>>217207500
The episode might ejaculate cocoa puffs flavored milk directly into my mouth and eyes and I'm still not interested in subbing to Paramount+ to watch one decent episode out of 10 years of garbage 'Trek
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>>217210291
Why doesn't Star Trek have dinosaurs with swords for hands like Malazan Book of the Fallen, anyway?
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>>217210377
>OMG is that a sentient computer program
you should kill yourself for even considering watching this sloporama
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is the emh in this nushit the one who made it back on voyager or the one who made it back from living witness 700 years later? and does it even matter since he can be infinitely copy pasted anyway?
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>and then they saved the crying child with the power of mushrooms
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>>217210701
the original because nutrek writers didnt even know the living witness one existed
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>>217211000
i think i'm having an orb experience
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I'm going to keep doing it because I'm literally right
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>>217211000
Boob windows. That is all.
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>>217205392
Lower Decks is more entertaining than Enterprise
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>>217210951
>Hologram ages 25 years in thousands of years because...reasons
It's like how in Picard all the timeless nonhumans also aged in accordance with their actors
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>>217211190
youre right. the real problem is that he would have better things to do than teach at space hogwarts
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>>217211148
It is not and your opinions are shameful.
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i honestly don't even watch Star Trek-related videos except con panels sometimes but today my YouTube feed is full of ACK hate videos. but I recognize the channel as the one with that greasy disgenic looking chud so I shan't be clicking. i just think it's funny how my algorithm figured out that I hate nutrek
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Get it? It's called B-4, because it came before (B = be, 4 = fore) Data and Lore, it's very clever.
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>>217211484
all it does is make me think of Battleship
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>>217211402
it's an automated spambot
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>>217211484
but that's wrong, wasn't he a cheap romulan copy a la temu?
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>>217211512
You sank my positronic net!
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>>217211571
lmao no, as if a romulan could ever replicate Soong's work
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>>217211484
TNG seriously ran into diminishing returns with having Brent play all different characters/villains. It was funny one time. Maybe twice if you liked Frank Hollander.
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>>217211603
I refuse to believe anyone in /trek/ actually defends Often Wrong Soong.
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>>217211148
It is but that isn't saying much.
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>>217212087
But it isn't.
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How would actually Klingons deal with homosexuality? Would it be a nothingburger if the person was manly enough? Not all Klingons can be warriors too, some of them have to build the ships, higher dimension physics propulsion systems etc. Fags could easily be a human phenomenon, while other species have normal homosexuals, like in the animal kingdom gay lions against, but nobody would ever say "look at that gay looking lion fag"
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>>217212156
i don't fucking care
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>>217212156
they'd kill them, next
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>>217212156
I wish the nu show was set in 2285ish with actual kino looking starships
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>>217211956
Every man WANTS a robo-haram. But Soong actually went out and made one. That's pretty cool to me.
>>217212156
They probably keep it on the DL like in urban communities.
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>>217212246
Based
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>>217212156
They'd react to a gay like, say, a group of construction workers in the late 1800s would have reacted to a mincing queer flouncing into their local bar and trying to order a milkshake.
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>>217212156
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>>217212255
Can you imagine actual grownups in space
they can't
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>>217212113
But it is.
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>>217212381
you can't actually take anything Worf says about Klingons as real or accurate
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>>217212460
Always wondered if the bookshelves and shaving utensils are secured by a forcefield in case the ship takes a beating
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>>217212495
sometimes
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>>217212484
True. In one of the first episodes he boasts that Klingons aren't attracted to frail human bodies. Three years later, we meet a Klingon/human hybrid. Six years later, he's dating Troi.
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>>217212535
kek
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This Klingon might be gay in rl too
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I DON'T WANT THE TROLL TO WIN
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>>217212600
why would they cast a straight main to play a gay klingon?
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when you talk and post about actual trek, everyone wins
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>>217212777
>digits
>everyone wins

DABOOOOOOOO
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>>217212767
They did cast a gay man to play a straight vulcan once
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>>217212777
do women really call their lovers lovers?
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>>217212845
sometimes it's the right word to use
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Vulcans still having different ethnicities ranging from Ukrainian Jew to African Bantu with all the flavors inbetween makes zero sense.
>dating outside your race is only logical
>sexual preferences are illogical
Vulcans should be etremely healthy, high IQ mutts
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>>217212886
>>217212845
for example when you want to put the image of you and Odo fucking into the mind of a gooner incel alien hounding you so he fucks off and leaves you alone
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it's warm piss
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Star Trek (2009)
is almost 20 years old
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>>217213244
less time has passed since the cancellation of TOS and the Star Trek The motion picture.
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>>217213244
The Big Bang Theory premiered 19 years ago
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>>217212845
they used to, before the 2000's when people were a little classier
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>>217207292
"While rooted deeply in the Discovery era stylistically, it also feels deeply connected to ’90s-era Star Trek, particularly Deep Space Nine."

The DS9 connection is probably the Poly sex stuff. Has Holo Bashir narrating the Freshman sexual harassment lecture.
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>>217213804
>Holo Bashir
did they actually end up going through with that? i forget how that episode ends
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>>217213804
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>>217212777
>>217212845
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>>217212926
Remember that scene where Kira enters Odo's quarters and finds that he's shapeshifted into two half-sized humanoid forms and one of them is a mini-Odo and the other is a mini-Kira and they're fucking?
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>Paramount adding "wacky cute robots" to the ship on Academy to try and sell toys
Jesus, they really are getting desperate.
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>>217207602
You say that like that isn't literally what a star trek fanboy would do. Dedicate an entire career for this one moment.
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A reminder while today is for critic reviews, Monday 12th is the fan screening. Then we get the real Trekspective.
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i bought some organic star trek peanut butter and it's all separated into grainy peanut paste and oil. why does this product exist when you have to spend 10 minutes mixing it back together when you want to spread it on some toast? this must be what replicator food is like.
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>>217214028
>organic star trek peanut butter
Who makes it?
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>>217205392
>I'd rather die than live like the mindless drones i command!

what was picard's problem?
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>>217214028
surely you can tell the replicator to give you emulsified peanut butter
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Meanwhile, on Cardassian TV
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>>217214010
>Then we get the real Trekspective
So the critics' reviews were worthless. Got it.
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>>217212797
Truly, digits we can be proud of
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>>217214052
the star trek grocery store
star trek
>>217214153
i have the option, i just wanted to see what the difference was with the star trek organic stuff
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I just want trek to not suck anal cavity.
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>>217214314
emulsified just means the oil has been mixed in. it's still organic
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>>217214656
usually an emulsifier is added in, like some kind of salt or protein, otherwise it separates over time. i have a jar of skippy's that's been in there for 3 months that's as smooth as day 1, but this star trek organic stuff started separating like half an hour after i had stirred it back up. the skippy's has the aforementioned additives and a dozen ingredients, while the star trek organic is literally just
>ingredients: peanuts, peanut oil
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>>217214735
chemical "emulsifiers" are a thing but emulsified is literally just a cooking term that means things that would naturally separate (mostly fat and oil) are combined. you can do it via physically mixing.
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Star Trek threads have taken a beating in quality.
Instead of enthusiastic spaceship bros it's schizo fags
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>>217214969
you mean it's one schizo, his buddies from the /co/ LD general discord, and occasional that one Pa guy who rants about off-topic shit

Because that's really all it is
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Tonight is the last night to watch TNG on Netflix and I'm drunk.

Which episodes are worth a rewatch? I've been skimming through it again but am hoping for some hidden gems.

Currently watching Tapestry S6E15
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>>217213969
Speaking of cute robots, I think this thing is adorably shitty. TOS props are on their own level.
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>>217215118
I love TOS props, they're pure soul

The ones where they actually had the technology to fully realize what they wanted, like the tricorder, look so goddamn good
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>>217215148
I always wonder what life would be like if we never advanced past the flip phone and DSL internet.
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>>217206510
Old Trek was effortlessly inclusive. Nutrek is very much sloppy about it.
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>>217215043
whyyy would you want to watch it on nutflicks when you could watch the black construction paper show on glorious 8k bluray
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>>217214880
>you can do it via physically mixing.
yes I am aware, but it's going to separate without an additive. olive oil and vinegar do not stay mixed no matter how much you mix them - you need something like an egg to be added
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>>217211967
>galaxy class starship shows up in later series
>captain on the viewscreen is just sitting behind a blank wall bedause they tore down the TNG sets
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>>217214197
ah yes the late 90's when the worlds laziest graphics artists decided everything would be put in a looong oval, despite it not fitting 99% of the time.

I hate these trendy fuckers.
You fuckers.
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>>217205392
A source told me SNW has a total of 100,000 views per episode on Paramount Plus
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>>217215185
It would be better
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>>217215203
>Asscuse me sir, sir sir? Nutrek has some DIVERSITY it would like to bludgeon you about while applauding itself for an hour.
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A BTS Reel from Star Trek: Starfleet Academy star Karim Diane of the Red Carpet premiere.
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>>217215285
The problem with Star Trek is the fans have always been the first know how to pirate shit.
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>>217215185
"people" like "milkybottombergara" are the reason trek sucks now
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>>217215328
If BTS means Beat To Shit I'll give you that. Brown & purple, that mans a walking bruise.
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>>217215285
10,000 views per season*
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>>217215216
I have a subscription and it is available
Thanks for nothing
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>>217215043
it goes without saying that you should definitely finish on All Good Things...

code of honor/a matter of honor in S2 is good (I forgot what it's called but it's the one with riker on the klingon ship)
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>>217215378
That can't be realistic.
I saw the highlight from musical episode trending on Tiktok with millions of views.
Which means at least 10% of those people probably watched the show
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>>217206510
>>217207210
>>217207292
>>217207500
I cried butterfly tears!
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>>217215446
Thanks I'll keep that in mind
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>>217215446
A Matter of Honor is the Klingon one. Code of Honor is the one with the Space Africans.
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>>217215451
the entire first season was on youtube and barely broke 5 digits. tiktok is full of bots and people doomscrolling, views mean nothing there
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>>217208046
If Academy assumes "the burn" from Discovery happened, then doesn't that mean Discovery is canon?
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>>217215631
Oh, didn't see it because it was region locked.
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>>217215346
when they put nutrek for free on pluto i turn it off.
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>>217215662
it means neither is canon
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>217215662
who cares, anything after 2005 is bad fanfic by money laundering kites
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>>217215662
Of course DISCO is Canon. As are all series connected to her. Except Enterprise. That was only a mediocre Holonovel.
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>>217215818
WTF is DISCO? You mean STD?
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https://youtu.be/XcW9UTbKVXo
They fucking went there
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>>217208143
Sneezing powder
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The GREAT /trek/ DS9 Watchalong recommences with "Statistical Probabilities" the one about the other genetic freaks that come aboard DS9 and help Bashir figure something out or something I kinda forget the plot

in 30 minutes
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For those that hate Lower Decks because it dares to poke fun at the source material...if you abandon levity to embrace severity, then you abandon your humanity.
https://www.jacksonhousecares.com/blog/posts/2024/april/the-healing-power-of-laughter-how-humor-affects-your-mental-health/
>Laughter can also be used as an effective coping mechanism. Some people find that using humor when in a tough situation can help alleviate some of the adverse effects of stress.
>Indeed, for many, laughter can help shift their perspective, help them avoid cognitive distortions such as black-and-white thinking, and see things more pragmatically. This is because humor can provide some distance between yourself and the situation, which can help you defuse from it and see it in a more realistic light.
>To that end, maintaining a sense of humor can be a very effective and helpful coping mechanism for psychological well-being, even when life is not going the way you wish.
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I also söyface when i watch tv and throw my hands in the air like an npc
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>>217217444
>hate Lower Decks because it dares to poke fun at the source material
No, I hate Lower Decks because it fucking sucks
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>>217217492
Damning.
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>>217217492
>I watched the first season
>"Then you have no idea if it's saying anything new"
How far up your own ass do you have to be to unironically think this?
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>>217217492
>repost from 5 months ago
>complains if someone replies to the previous general
If you didn't have double standards, you'd have no standards at all.
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>>217217492
>>217217536
>I ate a four course meal, but I didn't like it very much
>yOu CaN't KnOw ThAt
mental illness
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>>217217444
>For those that hate Lower Decks because it dares to poke fun at the source material
I hate it because the it was made by a smug ASSHOLE
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>>217217536
>>217217584
Isn't it oldtrek geezer seether "consensus" that TNG S1 was crappy, and the show got much better afterwards? How is that any different? Once again, if you didn't have double standards, you'd have no standards at all.
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>>217217492
jesus christ
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there is no reason for you to be talking to it
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>>217217638
It's not my fault Mike "The Rapethumb" McMahan made the show bad on purpose to spite people
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>>217217492
>we all threw our hands back and shouted "Wow!"
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>>217217773
You have no evidence, credible or otherwise, to support that accusation, and you know it. You're just a delusional, humorless scold, seething yourself to an early grave.
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im starting to see the pattern. odd. theres so little to gain and it cost so much effort.
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>>217215328
No audio here, but when the SFA cast went up there on the blue carpet, the Press started a "Lower Decks! Lower Decks!" chant.
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>>217207279
will you work `2 hr days for a pack of marlboroughs?
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new /trek/ general when? 70 posts before auto-sage may not be enough to stop a nutrek thread
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‘member the Orville? Ooh, I ‘member
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>>217217773
>made the show bad
Because the niggress didn't submit to purplehair's cock
Because you get irrationally angry at jokes
Because you think everything looks like that cartoon /tv/ told you to hate
Because it references things you never watched
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>>217217897
who the fuck cares? all these threads are now are a platform for you and troon to jerk each other off.
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>>217217880
thats not terrible pay. tell me more.
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would be interesting for the Vorta to comment on humanity's attempt at genetic freaks
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>>217217589
Actually, Mike McMahan is very nice when you meet him in person. Especially for someone who has to face a nerd herd at events.
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>>217217897
you speak the truth. if there's a nutrek thread then i will have no choice but to have a sperg-out meltie, posting lots of "real trek" threads, all the while bleating "now look what you made me do". actually, when i put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad
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>>217217920
>implying they're not the same guy
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>>217217961
Isn't that the rapist?
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>>217218000
>it's one guy who somehow posts 24 hours per day
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>>217218027
who said he posts 24 hours a day? "they" only show up together
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>>217218009
You have no evidence, credible or otherwise, to support that accusation, and you know it. You're just a delusional, humorless scold, seething yourself to an early grave.
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>Chekov stop staring at my tits!
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>>217207848
Picardo is just happy to be working once Voyager ended. Not like Joe Dante is making much these days.
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>>217218069
I was just asking because that seemed to be the consensus, that Mike McMahan is a sex predator.
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>>217218054
Many of you, at multiple times. I would say "don't play dumb" but you really have no other option.
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Speaking of Mike, his Hulu show wrapped up last year, but he still has an office on the Disney lot. Pixar Mike?
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>>217218097
i've never seen that, proof?
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>>217218075
i like tits
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>>217218145
scotty is happy as can be
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>>217218117
His career is pretty much dead. Golden Axe has been sitting in the can for two years now and Hulu is no rush to show it.
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>>217218170
>His career is pretty much dead
Why didn't he just listen to the fans?
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>>217211571
no, he was an original soong work however they collected B-4 parts, hacked him with some malware, and planted him to be found.
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>>217215721
same
when they put STP S1 & S2 on Pluto to promote S3 release, I just tuned into something else for the week
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>Go to your room, young man. That's an order. Stay there and think about what I've said.
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>>217218281
crazy how she did 911
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>>217218145
>phaser on stun my ass! Roast that mutherfucker!
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>>217218253
Rather odd to boast about not watching Star Trek in a Star Trek thread.
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>>217218093
That's not even the consensus of everyone in your room in your mommy's house.
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>>217218170
Golden Axe is still in development, and in any case it's Comedy Central, not Hulu. Amazing how you can pack so much wrongness in such a small space.
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>>217218350
You seem kinda hostile bro. I'm just asking questions. Do you disagree with everyone else about McMahan being a rapist?
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>>217218392
He tried. That's what's important.
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Star Trek is only valid from September 8, 1966 to May 13, 2005.
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Bashir's being a real soulless fag here it's almost like he's not even Starfleet
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>>217217157
I would have S E X with Lauren, whose only major malfunction is that... she's too horny???
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>>217218401
That's not the sort of thing that's subject to opinion or consensus. There are no public accusations of sexual improprieties of any kind against Mike McMahan. You may be confusing him with Michael McMahan, a former police officer who was terminated from the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office in Florida in 2022 following an internal investigation that found he had sexually harassed a woman he arrested. But I think it's too much to assume you have a case of mistaken identity, and are more likely just seething mindlessly.
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>>217218454
seems like it yeah lol
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Speaking of DISCO, next year is her 10th Anniversary of launching the Golden Age of Trek television. Hope the Post Office puts out a commemorative stamp.
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>>217218465
Why are you so upset though?
You're lashing out at people for making simple inquiries. We don't know if he is a rapist or not. He could be. Could be innocent.
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>>217218392
>Golden Axe is still in development
You're misinformed
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This is not the face of a rapist.
Or is it?
We can't say for certain.
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Damar was always talking the MOST shit about Weyoun when he was out of the room and look at him now. Cardies are so fucking cucked when it comes down to it
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>>217218554
I think we should try and find the truth before making positive declarations.
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>>217218554
This is the face of down syndrome
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>>217218490
UK's Royal Mail honoured Michael Burnham with a stamp a while ago. I don't know who the those cracker dweebs on the rest of the sheet are though
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>>217218653
>Ash Tyler
What a memorable memorable character
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>>217218672
Because it's Royal Mail. It looks like the main guys, captains. And plus each show's British actors too.
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>>217218672
literally who
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>>217218465
>There are no public accusations of sexual improprieties of any kind against Mike McMahan. You may be confusing him with Michael McMahan, a former police officer who was terminated from the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office in Florida in 2022
Oh my God the thumb thinks we actually think he's a rapist and dug around the Internet thinking someone got s false positive until he found someone. Surely they must be mistaken in their earnest concern, the pollical man thought to himself. Surely I will show them the right path, he thought.
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>>217219627
he is, may allah forgive me, parasocial. vincent mcgrabbypatty is his wayfu
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>>217207210
>the absolute biggest shills you literally paid to give you good reviews can't bring themselves to lie and say it's better than the toxic waste that is STD
lol
lmao
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>>217219627
>Oh my God the thumb thinks we actually think he's a rapist
At this point his behavior leads me to believe the allegations are true. I mean, I was on the fence before, but this is all too much.
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>>217205426
My penis is subtle-it has nuance.
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>>217220219
>>217220219
>>217220219
Before someone complains
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i had totally forgotten that you actually get to hear what "Dominionese" sounds like. And it sounds stupid.
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Do you believe the 10s of thousands of viewers figure for SNW? And can the new show beat that?
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>>217220660
yes I think the snw show only got 21k views as leaked by that insider (claiming it's false because rlm joked about it is cope). the new show will be reported by paramount as getting millions of views (it wont) and it'll probably end up equal or lesser than snw just from people who are morbidly curious abt it
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>>217220729
>I insist that only 21k people watched SNW
>That Paramount saw this in their streaming data
>And proceeded to spend $500 million to make five years of the series because -- they just okay!
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>>217221172
it's not important how many people watch it because streaming services don't have to reveal that information so there's way to tell if a show flopped or not. and it no longer matters anyway. what matters is having as much IP slop as possible on your platform to keep investors happy
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back in the old days money was made by selling ads during the show so it was necessary for the show to be something people were actually watching. but now the money is from what? sub fees? you can make money by raising the price or tricking people into not cancelling or billing the even though they forgot they cancelled etc etc. people actually viewing the content does not equal money anymore. people might see that you have "Star Trek" on your streaming service and sub but by then you already got their money so it doesn't matter if they watch one episode of Starfleet Academy and it's the worst thing they've ever seen and don't watch it again
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>>217221172
take a remedial course on like, everything
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>>217221333
trips of truth
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she starring on my trek till I sex with shran
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>>217222157
Neat
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remember when they tried to retcon klingons into ink-blank sub-saharan africans who flew around in ships made of rocks, cannibalized each other, spoke in clicks, and then had the gall to call the audience racist?
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>>217222214
remember how their idea of making an infiltrator was to surgically rip out a bunch of the dude's organs and grind his bones without anesthesia, and somehow nobody noticed that his dna wasn't human?
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remember the pizza cutter ship that runs on gay magic
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>>217222271
which one is that?
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>>217222301
the STD
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Could this fate have been avoided, had kurtman found his calling as a peeping tom?
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310 posts
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>>217222502
wtf



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