The Children of the Prophets edition. Previously on trek >>217205392
star trek sex with shran
>Would you ever use the Holodeck to clean Dr Crusher's pool only to find out she doesn't have the latinum to pay for it?
>Commandante, enseñame el pito
I have never been able to get through the entirety of masks
>I don't like Old Trek
>>217220285does it lull you to sleep? because I get it. it's somehow a really dreamlike surreal and oddly comfy episode
You're still making this grotesque frog the face of star trek and star gate? stupid motherfuckers.
He did nothing wrong
>>217220440no u
>>217220327this img isnt from star trek
Since all I got was weird seething last time this came up, is it safe to assume McMahan really is a sex offender?
>>217221272nothing's certain
>>217220225
>>217222373
>never forget what they took from you
>>217222373what went wrong
>>217222410
>>217222464unappealing confrontational
>>217222411Enterprise is better than that gay cartoon.
>>217222498
>>217222373>>217222464>>217222537N
>>217222460>what went wrongAllowing ghetto culture to become acceptable in the mainstream.
>>217222542IGGER
>>217222373>>217222464Jessie Gender has seen the show and says it's great.
>>217222556Do you think Ligonians were the genesis of the golem myth? They look like they're made out of mud and clay and do the bidding of the Ferengi without question or thought.
>>217222612Who cares? He's mentally ill.
Tilly got ozempic'd. No more fat jokes!
>>217222647looks ill
depressing that stewart is such an asshole irlone of his quotes in his memoir is that he hopes he'll be remembered as very funny, but he'll be remembered as the guy who tanked a franchise and cheated on his wife
>>217222725I am able to separate patstew from JLP tho.
When's that Office-inspired show probably coming out?
Here's the non-schizo bait version of the /trek/ tier list btw
>>217222900Okay grandpa
>>217222900not complaining but why doesnt 4chon have a tv general? I bet it would encourage actual tv watchin
>>217222725He will be remembered for X-Men and Star Trek. And maybe Green Room and Hamlet. Theatre and voice acting roles and like those British '70s/'80s multi-part TV series' he was in. Every actor does bad movies and shows. Especially at the end of their career. That's not what they get remembered for. They get remembered for their peak. Because that's what people rewatch. And that's what future generations of audiences watch too. Decades from now, people will still be rewatching TNG. Not so much PIC. And if cheating on your wife is something that ruins your legacy. There would be no actor or musician or artist or whatever with a good legacy left. Because literally every good artist has done that and worse. Side note. I was just on his IMDB. And one of the gallery thumbnails was this screencap. And it just looks so silly. Turns out it's from a Superbowl commercial for Parry+. And the ad is bad. Not funny.
>>217222900the list is life
>>217222825non-sequitur
>>217223022why is your shit so retarded and why do you talk like a fag
>>217223022
>>217223022True enough, nobody is going to remember Al Pacino or DeNiro for all their late season slop. They'll always remember Godfather and Taxi Driver.
>>217223039Say that to my face irl and I'd fuck you up.
>>217223088pic unrelated fatty stickbug
>tfw TNG is off netflix nowI was just getting started with my rewatch....
>>217223132Pic related. It's my vibe. And I would fuck you up. Easily.
>>217223140try googling watch tng free online
Good Morning crewmen!Watch Star Trek: Starfleet AcademyPremiering 15th January. Only on Paramount+Now try my delicious stew!
>>217223140I was halfway through the last season of a DS9 rewatch. Although. It's perhaps a blessing. I'm going to retroactively make my New Year's resolution to be watch less Trek. Because, honestly. I think I've wasted too much time rewatching VOY and TNG 'sodes like a half dozen times each. As like a comfy bedtime ritual. Because it was on Netflix and easy.
>>217223232Its my comfy bedtime ritual too but this is only my 3rd rewatch. Maybe I'll just cancel netflix it's not like I watch anything else on there and just set up a plex server or something
>>217223295Somebody told me that samurai show was good
Goodness look at the time, is it time to see people post cope over the reviews for Academy being positive?
>>217223221what stew
>>217223155your vibe is ancient rickety smokers and drinkers? boy a set of stairs would fold you
>>217223140If only there was another way of watching it.......
>>217222900DS9, TOS, TNG, TWOK, TVH, FCEnterprise, Lower Decks, Prodigy, TUCVoyager, TMP, TSFS, GenerationsEverything elseAnyone who disagrees with me is a Changeling
>>217223808
Don't mind me, just replicating this DVD...
>>217223926vhs? i don't even have a dvd player, heck, i don't have a cd rom.
I am half way through season 2 but it is extremely boring. Should I just skip to season 3? Will I miss anything?
>>217223949
>>217224059Your brain is mush from youtube shorts. But you can redeem yourself by watching every episode.
SISKO'ED
>>217224059Watch Time Squared, Pen Pals, Q Who especially. The emissary if you enjoy the worf/klingon stuff and peak performance. Do not watch Shades of Gray
>>217224087If you halfway through season two. Then you should just about to see The Royale. Which is a top five TNG 'sode. Q Who and Peak Performance are right around the corner and are good too.
It was quite lovely rewatching TNG just before netflix pulled it off the air. Starting my DS9 rewatch and I am just getting excited for the kino that is to come.
>>217224114wide regards are for wide retards
>>217224059I do not personally condone skipping BUT if you're just not feeling it and the alternative is dipping, this is an old guide and how that season stands importance and quality wiseAlso this doesn't make it clear but the season finale is a worthless clipshow episode
cozy thread, cozy trek. cherish this, before the general is drowned in a sea of shit
>>217224300>The Royale>The Icarus Factor>Q Who>Samaritan Snare>The Emissary>Peak Performance>>217224059Watch all of those listed above, Anon.Assuming you're not a baka, of course.
>>217224390
>>217224187
>>217224839Like Threshold, Move Along Home isn't as bad as critic Trekkies say. It's fun. The bit where Odo and Quark realise that their game pieces are actually Sisko & the gang, and they get all worried and scared for them. And how it ends with the aliens being like 'it's just a game, of course they weren't in danger'. And the whole plot was everyone freaking out over nothing. It's fun.
>>217224057dvd players are like $30. just how much of a 3rd world poorfag r u?
#onlyonesaavik
>Today is a good day to DEI
>>217226008>smiling zesty klingonlol...lmao
>mfw I share oxygen with allamaraine apologists
>>217225759Should have fired that stuck up bitch for putting in so little effort. It doesn't matter how absurd the scenario is, the actor has to take it seriously and their character has to take it seriously, that's what sells it. Listen to Sisko's dulcet tones as he sings the song of his people, it's kino. Even Jadzia is doing the best that her zero talent woodeness can do.
Did Worf fuck Jadzia?Did Sisco fuck Mirror Jadzia?Did Bashir get laid at all?
>>217226101>Did Worf fuck Jadzia?yeh
>>217226101bashir had no trouble getting women he just couldnt get jadiza because shes a mega slut who gets off on rejecting decent men
>>217222373She looks more like a klingon than the dude does.
>>217226008
>>217223039He's not wrong, though. No one's gonna remember the last decade of dogshit Bruce Willis had to endure, they're just gonna remember Die Hard, The Fifth Element, Sin City, The Sixth Sense, and other such classics.Though I'll personally also remember him for Hudson Hawk, what a batshit experience.
>>217225759>>217226064It was 100% deserving of the hate when it first aired, and you waited an entire week just for nonsense trash like Move Along Home, forcing yourself through 15mins of ads just to experience it. Now, it's perfectly serviceable since you burn right through the previous episode, through Move Along Home, and right on to the next one with no thought about enduring unending shamwow and mighty putty ads. Context is key.
>>217226566That's also why Lwaxana was so hated. Imagine waiting a week for a space adventure only to get middle aged woman problems for 45 minutes.I still prefer waiting one week for a limp episode than three years for eight or ten limp episodes like we do now.
>>217222373Yo, we start trekking, bitchLook at me, spending my entire season earnings in pozzed fashionI will be homeless in two yearsAnd blame the white man, nigga!SheeeeitNot as bad as the Gay Pimp Klingon actors appearance
>>217227061>That's also why Lwaxana was so hatedShe is a national treasure shut the FUCK up
>>217222647She really needed it. She looks way better
>>217226008>Dress wearing Klingon who disavows violenceNot like this, trek bros
>>217227147Her appearances were nothing but cockblocking her husband's attempts at prime new actress poonNational treasure? Nigga, she ain't 6 of 9
>>217226008I want to be hopeful that his name is a stealth reference to the FrankenData episode but the writers probably haven't even watched TNG.
>>217226064>Should have fired that stuck up bitch for putting in so little effort. It doesn't matter how absurd the scenario is, the actor has to take it seriously and their character has to take it seriously, that's what sells it.she was being in character you fucking basket case lmao
>>217226374Jadzia also had insane standards because she had been fucking both men and women for eight lifetimes. Even describing Bones as having "the hands of a surgeon".
>>217223617This stew
>>217227336Jadzia fucked a guy with a see-through head and Worf, her standards are non-existent. the way Bashir hounded and simped over her just made her pussy dry up which is totally understandable.
>thought 7 of 9 was introduced mid-S2>it's actually four fucking seasons inbros... i don't think i can make it...
>>217220285Hehehehehehe...
The reviews continue for the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Our girl Jessie Gender has her take. Went in expecting the worst, the social media Left really hates Skydance and not a fan of Section 31, but gave the new show a Best in Trek rave.Says the first episode is choppy as pilots can be and the first three episodes as a group are the most Riverdale in Space. Then says E04 the Jay-Den Klingon deep cut is a great character study of both JD and what Klingons have been doing. Then, like everyone else, says E05 by our girl Tawny, a deep cut on Holo SAM, is one of the greatest Trek episodes even written over the full 60 years.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1HqVoKL3XOkWarm up with the first three, then buckle up for the real ride.
>>217227620Can I watch this show despite my recent diagnosis of a seizure disorder, or will the terrible writing cause me to vomit and convulse?
>>217227620>even the critics you paid to give you glowing reviews aren't willing to say it's better than the utter dumpsterfire that was STDlmfaomy fucking sides
>>217227676You should. The pre seizure aura will make it seem good. The post seizure amnesia will make it seem better.
Of note, Jessie mention the New Federation has finally reorganized their space force into an explicitly military service and the science and diplomacy focused Starfleet, with academies for each. So the series has some Hogwarts school interaction but with a deeper take on how these services work in a post Burn galaxy.
Should I watch Starfleet Academy or should I watch Rome (2005)...again?
>>217227790you should watch deez
>>217227620Even ourgirl is struggling to spin this.
>>217227807I don't have Disney+.
reminder that jessie gender got an interview with alex kurtzman. you don't get to that without sucking a few cocks.
>>217227832No, Jessie says SFA is the best live action New Trek and one of the best Trek series ever. Says SFA up there with her best of Trek picks DS9 and Enterprise.
>>217227620
>fuck that synthehol garbage>get quark to import a case of real whisky>go an a two week bender>fill odo's bucket to the brim with bloody diarrhea>run on the promenadegood times.
>>217227931not cool Damar
>>217227718So they're fully doing away with the military aspects of Starfleet. Surely this isn't to draw in more female viewers!
>>217227931work hard play hard
>>217227965Starfleet wasn't a military until DS9. I know this because I also love me military sci-fi.
>>217227871yeh. Kurtzman had to give her dome to get on that interview seat
>>217227790>Starfleet AcademyI don't even know what that is, so I strongly recommend Rome.
>>217228025>Starfleet wasn't a military until DS9.gr8est b8est m8est
>>217228074Should I watch Rome or Fallout Season 2?
>>217228126Rome
>>217227965JG says one of the themes of the series is that the Federation and Starfleet failed, before, during and after the Burn. The "We come in Peace. Shoot to kill" internal contradictions could not be resolved. Not unlike the fall of the Soviet Union.She says the series isn't about just recreating Starfleet, but a reassessment and rebuilding on first principles. What should be the real purpose of Starfleet. What do you teach these kids.
>>217227676>my recent diagnosis of a seizure disorderAnime induced? Caused by too much anime? Did your doctor prescribe no more anime?
>>217228179He told me to watch this twice a day.>https://youtu.be/AWDu7ALhZDk?si=t0QB_Vif70dhcbzq
>>217220440>Redditor within range
>>217228176Just make your own Space Hogwarts show if you hate Star Trek so much! The only reason this isn't a new IP is because new IPs don't get funded anymore.
>It is intended to be the 12th Star Trek series and part of executive producer Alex Kurtzman's expanded Star Trek Universe. Set in the 32nd century, the far-future time period that was introduced in the series Star Trek: Discovery (2017–2024), Starfleet Academy follows the first new class of Starfleet cadets in over a century as they come of age and train to be officers.Why?Why is it set in the 32nd century?I don’t mind the concept of a CW/Netflix-tier series set in Star Trek and aimed at a younger audience, but why set it a thousand years after Kirk? Kurtzman and co. are obviously too dumb to come up with new uniforms, lore, and world-building.
>>217228321It's about raping our stories.
>>217228346>It's about raping our stories.Mike must rape everything.
>>217228176>the Burn.>The Burn was a galaxy-wide cataclysmic event that occurred circa 3069, in which most dilithium mysteriously went inert, causing the detonation of every active warp core.What the fuck is this 40k/mass effect bullshit?The series could/should have been set either at Kirk era or during DS9
>>217227404
>>217222900BASEDASED
>>217228377I can't watch voy the same way after all the neel memes.
>>217222914I'm a zillennial I agree with that man.Star Trek died in 2005
>>217228404Just think of him as a friendly uncle
>>217228333its set in the far future so they can reuse the sets and costumes and take on the debt from std. std is set in the far future because roddenberry entertainment told them they cant fuck up the main timeline.for this reason all of nutrek is in the kelvin timeline where romulus blows up.
>>217228479Star Trek Discovery is set in 32 century?I thought it's and Strange New Words is a shitty prequel?As bad as Fantastic Beasts, The Hobbit (the movies, not the boo) and SW prequels.Which is a hilarious pattern
>>217228479It's actually kinda amazing how all these nutrek garbage shows are gonna be forgotten and ignored while the real shows will continue to inspire and engage people.
>>217228404He is introduced as having a two-year-old girlfriend in the pilot 'sode. The memes didn't start it. The show did
>>217224059>>217224300TOS and TNG are both episodic.
So, what was the eventual fate of the Vidiians? Were there books/comics that explained it?
>>217228688george costanza cured them unless you think he was lying
>>217228527I feel like history will not be kind to this era of Star Trek at all.
>>217228076I was gonna say, Starfleet has gone to war multiple times, the entire reason the Enterprise in TOS is built the way she is, is because she's a heavy BATTLEcruiser. Entirely built based on the likely chance of yet another war, with the Klingons. Her mission of exploring unknown stars is simply an excuse for excursion patrols, and Starfleet HQ routinely rubs her against the Neutral Zone for sabre rattling.
>>217228718Yeah, no, I get that. I mean like, repairing relations with other species and apologizing for their actions and stuff. They said before their millenia-long battle with the phage they were widely known as teachers and artists. I was wondering if there was any bonus material that went into them attempting to rekindle any of that. It seems like an interesting premise.
I'm reminded of when JewKike Trek missed the point and said this about Starfleet>we're a humanitarian and peacekeeping armadaNo mention of science or exploration at all.
>>217228656correction: semi-episodic.
>>217228805Not only are nutrek shows bad, they're stupid and boring. I dont think they'll be remembered at all.
>>217228885JJTrek missed just about every point there was to miss in Star Trek over the course of those films. It's incredible how despite how utterly shit those were, they still pale in comparison to how bad nutrek is.
>>217228951How many nutrex have there been at this point? I'm losing track tbph.
nutrek sex with shran
>>217228951It's funny how writers like Nicholas Meyer or Michael Piller were not fans of Star Trek (or science fiction in general) at all but were willing to learn when they took the job. And then their versions of Trek defined the franchise going forward.What changed after 2005?
>>217229021>How many nutrex have there been at this point?discoverystrange new worldsshort trekspicardprodigylower decksstar trek scoutsstarfleet academy
>>217229044+ the 2 movies
>>217229044So much forgettable garbage that was only pumped out to boost CBS All Access and later, Paramount+ to show investors that they had content
>>217229044That's quite a platform!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSRr1CGFYiY
>>217228718Yes but they probably fucked them over massively with their fee
>>217229151i hate everything except the crippled turtle which is the best thing i've ever seen
Tuvix is about to turn 30 years old this year. The episode people still talk about.STD will turn 10 years old next year. The most people can say is it sucked. They can't name a single moment that stood out to them.
>>217228526Yeah, I thought the STD captain was Spock's older sister who he never mentioned but taught him everything somehow?
>>217227620So much to unpack.>The reviews continueYesterday you said we'd only get "the real Trekspective" on Monday >>217214010 - meaning these reviews are inherently worthless.>OurNope.>girlNope.>Went in expecting the worstHuh. Why is that, do you think?>the social media Left really hates Skydance and not a fan of Section 31You mean things have gotten so bad that you can no longer plausibly blame nutrek's unpopularity solely on chuds? Fuck. Really got your work cut out, haven't you, shill?>the first episode is choppy>the first three episodes as a group are the most Riverdale in Space>Warm up with the first threeNo one can be expected to endure three episodes of vacuous shite before a show "really begins". And hardly anyone will. Isn't the first ep feature-length as well? Fuck that noise. Seriously, *this* is your pitch?>D-don't worry, guys - it gets better after two or three hoursThis is going to be a DISASTER.Oh, and inb4 "TNG has a shaky start too": S1 may have been below-par overall, but there was good stuff in there right from the start, e.g. Data's quest for humanity.
>>217229482It's really something how Starfleet Command lets these shills break the rules while they punish anyone who speaks out against it.
>>217229425this was particularly egregious
>>217229521Yep. A monstrous injustice mirroring the one being visited on the franchise.
>>217229482Also, thinking about it…>Our girlYou mean she's on your side? You mean Paramount paid her? Because that's the implication. "Our Man in Havana", for instance, means "our paid agent in Havana". Not sure they got their money's worth on this one desu...
Malencon fighting the good fight on Reddit today
>make 3 more posts and a wall of text analyzing a blatant shill shitpostyou don't think any of us are buying that you aren't in on it, right?
>>217229425This Pic is beyond retarded. SW died with ewoks. Prequels were as bad as sequels.Trek died in 2005. Abrams movies are bad movies with mis bad reception and very low ROI. Dr.Who isn't dead
>>217229732Good. He should stay there.
>>217229744You mean me? >>217229482I'm just having some fun, teasing out the implications of the shill's BS. What do you imagine I'm "in on"? The show's going to be fucking shit, but I intend to derive some amusement from its shittiness, and the shittiness of those promoting it.
>>217229825>You mean me? I'm just feeding the troll because I'm in on ityeah I know
>>217229746>Dr.Who isn't deadnot for lack of trying.
and by "it" I mean the blatant effort to kill /trek/ by driving actual posters away by filling the threads with nothing by gay performance are of the troon and his boyfriends roleplaying as his "enemies" jerking each other off endlessly
>>217229825>I intend to derive some amusementthis.
>>217229900yes i made some typos
>>217229900What the hell are you even talking about?
>>217229746Top-Grossing Films (Worldwide, Unadjusted)Star Trek Into Darkness: (2013): ~$467.4 million Star Trek: (2009): ~$568.8 millionStar Trek Beyond: (2016): ~$441.1 million Hmmm those TNG movie didn't fly so good by comparison, did they?
>>217229938Google what ROI is.
>>217229846The troll continues to troll relentlessly and have the piss taken out of him regardless of whether or not I join in too. But I'm 99% sure you're pretending that's what you're annoying at, when really you don't like me ridiculing your precious nutrek slop. Keep seething.
>>217229746The prequels were bad but there was a genuine interest in them. The JJ movies were successful enough that Hollywood applied the template to many more franchises (alternate timeline with loose ties to the original). Doctor Who at this point is a tax scam because it's publicly funded.
>>217229980you're not even trying to be believable.
>>217229980*what you're annoyed atStill, you are annoying too.
>>217230002Nutrek is gay.
>>217229980when the troon posts nutrek and you post posts engaging with his posts you double, triple and qudruple the number of posts about nutrek in the thread. you love nutrek. kill yourself faggot.
What do ""people"" actually like about new Star Trek?
>>217229938generations and first contact boxed 3x budget. and that was back when box office numbers werent completely fake.if jj shit was half as popular as they claim they wouldnt have shelved it for 8 years and skydance wouldnt have shut it down before the sale closed.
>>217230033jej
>>217230064nothing. it's about killing trek.
>>217230064the only people who genuining like nutrek are getting a salary from paramount and even most of them dont like it
>>217230035(a) By that logic, what are you doing then?(b) Posts ripping into nutrek and nutrek shills =/= nutrek shill postsBut don't worry: I'm off out in a bit anyway, and you can start a discussion about Tapestry or something. Might even contribute when I get back.
>>217230070Yeah. Tng Trek movies were panned but still crossed 3x the budget. Jj movies did around 2x. AFAIK Wrath of Khan crossee 10x or so
>>217230099>(b) Posts ripping into nutrek and nutrek shills =/= nutrek shill posts>when *I* fill the thread with diarrhea it's differentgo talk to Worf
>>217230064It makes chuds mad
>>217228025As expected of some retard who hasn't watched TOS
>>217230016These are the same people who supported the MeToo movement and treat accusations of sexual misconduct as fact.
>>217230127So you advocate ignoring the shill instead of mocking him - that's not my position, obviously, but OK, I can understand that. But you'd be a lot more persuasive if you were starting/contributing to discussions unrelated to nutrek, and I don't believe you are.
https://voca.ro/16Mnl8dSwFAy
>>217230207>my position is that I wanna suck troon dickthat's literally what I said from the beginning. you didn't need to do all this.
Aprently the first two TNG movies crossed 3x. Later did barely 1.2x.Jj crossed around 2.5x which is terrible for blockbusters
>>217230210nothing wrong. nothing wrong with me.
>>217230220Yep, 100% sure of what you are now. Stay mad, nutrek apologist.
>>217230250you literally can't breath without talking about nutrek
>>217230237>Jj crossed around 2.5x which is terrible for blockbustersthen why is it a bb?
>>217230254>breathBreathe, child. Breath is the noun.Most of the time I won't be here. Even when I am, sometimes I'll ignore your shill posts. But sometimes I'll take the piss out of them, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
>>217230334>Most of the time I won't be here.we know. you're only here to amplify your troon boyfriend's thread shitposting efforts. when he's gone you will be too.
>>217230349honestly I think what I'm most annoyed at at is how you retards think we can't recognize such an obvious pattern.
Excited for this.
>>217230564Hello, fellow Superfans!
>>217230286theyre not really. they intended to bust the block but failed and only made just enough for it to not be a failure
>>217230880You better start believing in mirror universe, you're in one.
alright listen up this goes out to all my True and Honest /trek/nonnies out there I'm giving you way advance notice this time: The Magnificent Ferengi is on later for the watchalong. I personally plan on procuring a bottle of kanar and some ketracel white cuz there's nothing wrong on a Friday night. this episode is one of my favorites, it's just hilarious so I hope for a lot of participation this time. peace out
Mike Ehrmantraut in DS9 lol.
>>217229151I can't with this Paw Patrol shit. I just can't. I'm filtered.
>>217224812
all the reviews are lukewarm at best. if this shit was even close to being good they would be declaring it the greatest tv series ever streamed
>>217231814What's the point of a demoralization campaign if no one is watching?
>>217231856i am hesitant to admit this but not being able to watch the newest entries from my favorite fanchise is a little demoralizing. prodigy was the last straw for me. season 1 had so much potential and they threw it all away to validate all of kurtzmans shitty storylines
>>217231939So why does Kurtzman insists on working on Trek?
>>217231984To kill it. Kill it dead.
>>21723181481% at 13/3 on RT. Now, go ahead and post the Meta number that's "curated" so even raves reviews only get an 80.
>>217229151why do they have star wars hologram communicator phones?
>>217231984send not to know for whom the jew jews, it jews for jews.
>Nu Trek is trying to take the militarism out of Star Trek completelyHoly fucking shit, that is a huge, major, major part of the show's identity and always has been.What a bunch of fucking retards. It'll just be so fucking generic without that, how the characters all interact. No protocols, no "dismissed!" or "I'll put you on report" or any of that shit.
>>217232080i dont know what that means except im pretty sure RT is rottentomatos which has been corrupted beyond salvation for over 20 years now, so it doesnt much matter what it means.
>>217232247the new dirty secret in hollywood is they dont want projects to be successfull because the best case scenario is they get stuck producing more of it with a tighter budget. thats the real reason everything dies after 2 or 3 seasons when the orginal funding runs out. thats why they keep making the same mistakes in casting, writing, art direction, and marketing. not just star trek. everything.
>>217226064Having grown up during the occupation and joined a terrorist group when she was like 12, Kira didn't have time for the kind of games kids might normally play. Of course she finds the whole thing asinine, she can't connect it to fond memories the way the others probably did. Bashir is probably secretly happy he can participate at all.
>>217232409the truth is kira suffered because her parents were retarded cityfags with no life skills. would have had a normal happy childhood if they just moved out to the hills with the cloud ghosts and made shitty clay bird sculputures like the prophets intended.
>>217231808If TNG ever gets added to Fortnite, I hope this is a skin for Riker. Give Dixon Hill and Sherlock Holmes skins for Picard and Data while we're at it.
>>217232556>the truth is kira suffered because her parents were retarded cityfags with no life skills.what are you talking about? Kira Meru had multiple paying jobs. Blow, hand, foot...
>>217232692>If TNG ever gets added to FortniteThey'd add Lower Decks mane four before they ever looked at a 35 year old TV show from the 80s.Though I'd like to see a Thomas Riker alt skin, since we're pretending. And an Angel One skin.
>>21723275020th Century Trek is too Unc for Fortnite kiddies but there's such a wealth of TOS skins alone. They'll never do Patterns of Force because it would be too funny making Nazi Kirk do emotes.
>mane four
>>217232247Old Trek was MAGA Communism. Nu-trek is globohomo DMV communism.
>>217220219Lower Decks is more entertaining than Enterprise
>>217222373>>217222464>>217222537AIEE AIEE AIEE LA CREATURA! MADRE DIOS!
Enterprise sounds like a cool premise, and the cast looks comfy. Too bad I have terminal episodic format fatigue.
>>217233211ent is the least episodic of the real series.
>>217233211why do you think it's episodic? there's a bunch of 2 parters in s4 but that's about it.
>>217233211>Too bad I have terminal episodic format fatigueI'm the opposite, which is why I got into Star Trek hard over the last few years. I have serialization fatigue. I have 8 hour movie fatigue. I have Surf Dracula fatigue.
>>217220502but that's wesley crusher
>>217226501idunno anon i think plenty of people are going to remember him doing a bunch of garbage films to cash out before his dementia kills him
>>217229042Les Moonves hired Bad Robot
>>217228373reminder that the dilithium went inert because a kid that grew up in holodeck within a space station within a dilithium nebula cried
>>217233368That take is wrong. Babylon 5, Deep Space 9, Sopranos, The Wire, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones were all serialized and were fast paced.
>>217230064it reaffirms their belief in being political correct and gives them an unearned sense of moral superiority
It has begun.
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>>2172333685 minutes? you'd be lucky if you got to see 2
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>>217234544>(You) denialunsportsmanlike
>>217233368>surf draculaAh, the Smallville approach.Still, I get what you mean. The worst thing about shows having less episodes in a season is that the whole "initiative' was pitched to consumers as a way to cut out the chaff, remove the filler, and have good consistent TV.Now, we just as much filler as old shows (because 6 filler episodes in a 10 episode series is a LOT more egregious than 6 filler episodes in a 24 episode series) and writing across the board seems to get worse by the year.
>>217229044its just like star wars, the more they make the less interesting it becomes
>>217235045the problem with this comic is that it depicts O'Brien smiling as if he actually enjoys being a transporter janny
>>217235137>stand at console all day>already debugged the system, only took 45 minutes>now to stand here til my shift is done>OH BOY SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE TRANSPORTED>...ohi like to think it takes place early in his career when he still had some joy and hope for the future, a time before data introduced him to keikoi never knew a robot could do something so hateful
>>217234042They might remember he did them, but they're not going to remember them. I couldn't name a single one of them right now if my life depended on it, let alone a couple decades from now.
>>217235183>gets demoted while assigned to the Enterprise-D>gets demoted again, becoming THE ONLY NCO in Starfleet, while assigned to DS9O'Brien must have pissed off a few admirals throughout his career.
>>217235183>1000 people on Ent D>40 people an hour wanting you to transport peepee poopoo
>>217235045Ummmm achtually transporters make use of the ship's sensor array to get very precise information about what they're transporting. It's how they can detect if there's a weapon in transport, if it's been discharged, etc. They take very exacting measurements and are absolutely aware of what they are about to transport on board. O'Brien would know he was transporting something small immediately and it would only take another blink of an eye to reveal the actual nature of what it was.
Trek is a fucking joke now and I hope that you 3 fans that are left find a way to move on and be happy. What a fucking tragedy this is now...
>>217234967Except that Smallvile is literally the early years of Superman and is an adaptation of actual comic book arc
>>217235045>teleport it to medical>scrub logs of initial teleport>inform bridge crew you assumed it was a medical emergency>go to quarters and stuff my face with my wife's cooking while watching illegally acquired recording of Riker getting absolutely annihilated by a screaming Pulaski, then get told by Picard he's never be so disappointed in a first officer
>>217235260ok? remembering the specific films has nothing to do with anything. people are gonna remember stewart cheated on his wife (nonspecific) and that he was in a shitty series that directly contributed to tanking the trek franchise (nonspecific)
>>217235298ye but riker all but ordered himi bet he looks back at it as one of the few funny things in his lifeand then he remembers where he is he goes to sit down to dinner and keiko puts a plate of fucking replicated tofu with a side of replicated white rice in front of him >>217235342truth is we're in the same boat we were before nutrek, endlessly rewatching the trek we love while skipping code of honor and the other worst episodes
>>217235342But we had nu trek and just post about the old shit.Why the fuck would the new shit being bad ruin the old shit?Do you think Lord of the Rings is shit now because RANGZ of Power exists?
i still have an entire series of actual Trek left that I can watch for the first time. rules to be me.
>>217235392>Do you think Lord of the Rings is shit now because RANGZ of Power exists?the dignity of the series is indeed diminished and don't get me started on what those dogcunts at amazon did to wheel of time
>>217235417top comfy anongoing chronologically would make it ENT?
>>217235389>>217235392Living in the past isn't healthy.
>>217235441ENT was the most recent one I watched. i still got Voyager to watch. and the films.
this episode is so much fun! i love it!
>>217235045Gonna be honest, the last person I'd fuck with on a starship is the dude in charge of disintegrating the crew into a million pieces on a regular basis. You're just asking to come out on the other side with one of your hands up your ass.
>>217235342>New Trek has Top 10 shows on a streamer with 79 million subscribers.>But only 3 people are watching
>>217235483Isn't this the original Wakanda on screen?
>>217235471VOY is fun, quality varies WILDLY >>217235455but im watching them in the present
>>217235455enjoying good things isn't living in the past
>>217235423>the dignity of the series is indeed diminishedNah, man. That's like saying Sticky Fingers by the Stones is a bad album because they made a shitty album 50 years after the fact. Rangz in no way diminishes LotR or Tolkien's original works, as Star Trek is not diminished by STD and Kurtzman crap.Also, I'm a huge Wheel of Time guy and it is the biggest rape job ever done in an adaptation, on that we probably agree
>>217235423>wheel of time fan>thinks latter works diminish the originalsSo you think Wheel of Time sucks because Sanderson is a shitty writer who botched the last three books, right?
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>>217235526I never got into Wheel of Time, but as a person who loved Ender's Game as a kid, I feel your pain.
>>217235423Very bad take, anon.Lotr is a well made adaptation of books.Rings of power is some weird fan fiction based on notes
>>217235526one of my beefs with bad adaptations is that someone new who might have been shown rings of power and knows nothing else about LotR will think its all shit, if someone who saw the WoT show and thought the books were bad i'd understand despite disagreeing>>217235549i mean, slopperson did a good thing finishing them out but the quality was lesseven sanderson thinks the WoT show is low quality and misses the point>>217235638>Rings of power is some weird fan fiction based on notesyes but we're getting more and more and more of the bad fanfiction from zillenial writers and pretty much no well made adaptations, peter jackson's trilogy is the best we will ever getat this point i think these studios might just bail on fantasy shows for a while since they keep failing one after another
>>217235565It's the only adaptation of a novel series I can remember where they massively changed the backstories of major characters in the first episode for no reason at all other than the showrunner trying to put his "own creative stamp" on the series.>>217235681Any intelligent person is going to look to the original material. I don't feel sad for people who get filtered by their own retardation, particularly when fans all over the internet are saying it sucks compared to Tolkien and is an atrocity.
>>217235727>Any intelligent personthe average person is a moron, and half of everyone else is dumber than that
>>217235742And I should care what these people think of things I like why exactly? Particularly things which came out 60 years ago.
>>217235764>And I should care what these people think of things I like why exactly?So you can look down on them, anon.
>>217235183>i never knew a robot could do something so hatefulData is lowkey the most sinister Soong Android. Him setting up Miles and Keiko to watch her suck out his soul is pretty on point for him.
>>217235764because any time you try to engage with the property with other people, you're gonna be dealing with morons. look at this place, we have morons shilling the new garbage and it has ruined dozens of threads
>>217235822>Lore is the outright villain you see>Data is the subversive infiltrator you don'tDevilish
>>217235557BRING BACK UNIQUE IP COUNTERS AND SHUT THIS DOWN.
did not expect to see Pisha in here
are there any other vampire Trek episodes besides the salt vampire one?
counterpoint: star trek sex with shran
West is pretty fruity. i bet he would
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>>217236136there have been a few energy vampire onesDS9 has Musethere's the TNG one where banana turns into a hagdunno if you'd count Sub Rosa, or the TOS one with scotty being possessed by red jack
>>217236190>the TOS one with scotty being possessed by red jackI love this episode
Remember when people were huffing copium about "LE RED DOOR" and how it was a deep cut to that episode, but it turned out it was stupid borg shit yet again for the 17th time
an episode about hematophagic aliens that can only do live feeding and how certain Starfleet officers are forced to volunteer to be their feedbags. that'd be sexy right?
no, the only barely disguised fetish in star trek should be hot women in uniformpreferably hot alien women in uniform
>>217236383they should also be competent in their field and mentally mature btw. space bimbos are fine i guess, but there's not a whole lot of meat on that bone
>>217236383that's not really fetishy that's just normal. but now I'm trying to think of actually weird fetish things from Star Trek. surely DS9 had to have something
>>217236415being normal is a fetish nowadays
