Clean up on aisle six edition Previously on trek >>217220219
star trek sex with shran
>>217236066in the book Rene bragged about using his mime training when filming this shot lol
star trek sex with mimes
>>217236066Goo
Star trek rape with neelix
star trek koon-ut-kal-if-fee with sybok
reply with times you were watching Star Trek and thought>that's the writer's fetishsurely there are examples. what about Garak wearing a dog collar which I read in the book Andy Robinson was not pleased about having to do. but the mirror universe is supposed to be degenerate anyway so I dunno if it really counts.
>>217236440can this guy have a stroke or something already
>>217236066What, the federation couldn't import a few of those light mops they had in TWOK?
>>217236507A stroke of good luck since he single handedly saved Trek from Rick BOREMAN
>>217236066Lower Decks is more entertaining than Enterprise
>Have you ever used the holodeck to recreate a fantasy where Counselor Troi farts on your face after eating Klingon Food with a desert of Chocolate Moose Sundae?
>>217236616Lower Decks is also twice as gay as Enterprise (the straightest Star Trek show ever produced)
The reviews for the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy continue:*I got heavy TNG vibes watching these episodes, because while there are some action-heavy ones, there are also equally thrilling episodes that are heavy on personal conflict, struggles, and challenges. It's like watching "Data's Day," but somehow it's not filler. Viewers who watch will see the TNG-era influence in the writing, and I don't think they'll be disappointed."
>>217236507What bothers me is that I may have had a chance to take him out early on. I happened to be at an advance screening of the first half of The Island back in 2005 (undoubtedly they only showed the first half because it all goes to complete shit in the second), and since he co-(re)wrote that turd, and Johansson, McGregor, Bay et al were there, it's a fair bet he was there too. Wish I could go back in time and garotte him in the gents or something. Sure, another jew would have taken his place, but I'm pretty sure we'd still have been in a much better timeline. So in a way, it's all on me.
>>217236808retard
>>217236808>claims it's like TNG>shits on TNG
>>217236830a competing streaming service should make a new show about a guy going back in time to kill Alex Kurtzman to stop him from ruining Star Trek. but instead it'd be like, killing "Alec Schwartz" to stop him from ruining "Space Dudes"it would be relatable to pretty much any fan of any IP in current day
>>217236808How many times have this exact sentiment been regurgitated in the last 9 years of nutrek
>>217236905I can picture it: sort of a cross between Quantum Leap (except there'd be only one leap) and The Day of the Jackal. Picture me in the Los Angeles Central Library, writing>How>Where>When
It's about killing fans.
>It is intended to be the 12th Star Trek series and part of executive producer Alex Kurtzman's expanded Star Trek Universe. Set in the 32nd century, the far-future time period that was introduced in the series Star Trek: Discovery (2017–2024), Starfleet Academy follows the first new class of Starfleet cadets in over a century as they come of age and train to be officers.Why?Why is it set in the 32nd century?I don’t mind the concept of a CW/Netflix-tier series set in Star Trek and aimed at a younger audience, but why set it a thousand years after Kirk? Kurtzman and co. are obviously too dumb to come up with new uniforms, lore, and world-building.
I don't understand how real fans can care about nutrek either way. it's literally not even Star Trek
>>217237496Because they're taking our stories and perverting them.
>>217237578they don't even know the stories they're literally just making any old slop and putting the Star Trek logo on it. if actual Star Trek was being deleted from the Earth at the same time I would be mad. but I regard nutrek as nothing more than fanfiction.
clearly AI post >217237495
>>217237605I get it, you're har core. I respect that, but we have to look at the bigger picture. They're destroying the very perception of Star Trek. They want new viewers to look at the swill they shat out and think "That's Star Trek".
>>217237743Star Trek is dead. It was a period of time that is over. Just like all the culture of that era. All we have now are shallow echoes of that creative period produced by people who have nothing to add to it. All they can do is slap the name on their diarrhea.
>>217237495It's because they have zero respect for the lore, and they're incredibly lazy and untalented. Blow shit up and then move to another timeline/the far future and you can change everything/ignore continuity while claiming it's still the same franchise. And also have that be the (shit) story. 'Tis the JJ way.>>217237496I'd like to see some karma visited on those responsible one day, but you're right, and I passed into the "acceptance" phase long ago. Now I'm just enjoying the unfolding disaster from a distance. And looking forward to some hilariously cringey webms in a week or so.
>>217236830back to the drawing board, 47
remember when bashir shot odo and odo fucking exploded?
POV: Dukat Opera Anon has released a bonus track and you now are visualizing Marc Alaimo himself singing this songhttps://vocaroo.com/12wthO0SywjK
>217237641Wtf
oldtrek guard march https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ISUR_3OrU&list=RDG9ISUR_3OrU&index=1
Anybody else hyped for Starfleet Academy? Honestly, I feel a return to form coming. They've seen the feedback and I think it'll be enough to course correct. Can't wait.
Anbo-jitsu with shran
>>217237743>They're destroying the very perception of Star Trek. They want new viewers to look at the swill they shat out and think "That's Star Trek".well I disagree. I don't think destroying the legacy of Star Trek is that easy, as long as the original shows are still available to watch. the nutrek slop being made doesn't resonate with anyone. no one is watching that shit. however there are "new viewers" who are watching TNG and DS9 and loving it. if nutrek was actually popular with people I could understand feeling upset but it just isn't.
>>217238277Are Andorians even allowed to play? The antennae would ruin it
>>217238328imagine a bunch of Starfleet officers lining up to play anbo-jutsu and being told "your kind isn't allowed"
>>217237983>spoileri didn't want to imagine that why did you say that. that aside, I highly approve. i actually played steel drums when I was a kid
>>217238354It's an abominashran
>>217238385Shranbae is a person of taste and talent
nobody gives a fuck about shran
literally everybody love shran
the duality of shran
and since I've never seen anyone else comment on it I wanna go ahead and say to Dukat Opera Anon I notice and appreciate the seemingly relevant thumbnail imagines associated with the tracks. how do you make those?
>>217238491images*
>>217238491that's done by the AI parsing the lyrics, I had no input on that All of mine would have trekpu
>>217238538that's pretty neat. the one that really made me laugh was the PA spergout song actually having pizza in the thumbnail
The GREAT /trek/ DS9 Watchalong is happening again at the top of the hour with >The Magnificent Ferengi some trivia I can tell you from reading the book is that Behr was actually present when they filmed this because he was the one obsessed with getting Iggy Pop on the show and didn't want to miss it. the director Chip Chalmers praised all the Ferengi actors for their utter skill and natural comedic timing. he said their synchronized turn around when Keevan tells them they're all gonna die anyway was not scripted or directed. they just knew how to do it instinctively.
oh actually another trivia thing is that they originally wanted it to be Zek that they had to rescue but Wallace Shawn couldn't do it so it was Moogie instead
Why does everyone hate Harry Kim? ;_;
>>217237983It's a banger alright
>>217239453Love this episode, goofy as it is
>>217240215Leck is so based. I wish he ended up in more episodes
>Gaila has a moon but not a shipexplain this
>>217240276he had to sell
rewatching season 1 of Voyager and it's amazing. production value, set design, cinematography, all top tier. tuvok actually acts like a Vulcan, neelix is actually kind of a bad ass and the doctor hasn't become an insufferable dbag yet.
>>217240155Because he's not the real Harry Kim. The real Harry Kim was sucked into the vacuum of space and died a horrible death.
what the fuck man. these wounded warrior ads have gotten more heartstring tugging. there's way more sob story than before.
>>217240321Harry Plurb?
Leck shooting Moogie is the funniest shit
>>217236808Their website is nothing but listicles and click bait. Call me when a real person who actually likes Star Trek reviews it.
>>217240367ikr. i swear a big mac from mcdicks is less processed than those articles
>>217240155Because he is Chinese.Japanese > Korean > Cantonese > Chinese
>>217237912nuBashir would make Odo explode in a different way...
Keevan is awesome. anyone agree?
you guys are lying I know some of you like Keevan
DOWN IN FRONT
>>217236066Is the best way to clean up nanite jizz is with a electromagnet?
>>217236830You failed us all, anon.
>>217237495>AI confused Andorra with Lithuania Embarrassing! They don't even share a border!
>>217240547
>>217240546>Kim>Not Korean
>>217242202fucks me up that they just blew up a pumpkin in slowmo like lmao that's a main character
>>217236501
calm before the storm
>>217242202I love practical effects so much its unreal
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