The Original Love Triangle>>217182717
1988. 23. 15. 4-8-15-16-23-42. CvC rr-12.The cat purs loudest at midnight. ...--..-....-.-.-..---..--.-...- >.< N/-1993-\R 12-12 = 20/20.You know what to do, bros
i hate johnathon
>>217189438It doesn't evaporate. You can literally see it puddle. It steams a little bit because it's cold and piss is hot.
>I'M SO FUCKED UP
>>217189518Yeah, he's just plain ugly. Like they got a random hobo off the street and threw him on the set.
>>217189519>piss is hotFaggot
>>217189530So why was Henry afraid of the cave again, when he was on board the whole while?
Nance is... le CUTE??
>>217189560>he's never pissed outside in winter
>>217189562They needed to shift play tickets over the Christmas period?
>>217189448Wait... 3 people in the picture. 4 shoes visible.SEVEN!
>>217189600Well was nice while it lasted see you guys later
>>217184018the metal gear/PT ones sort of did, with kojima basically rebooting the ideas he had for silent hills and MGSV via physint and OD.
>>217188947Looks like you were correct.
>>217189635>school lets out>black cock obsessed jeet arrivesStrange things!
>>217189448You know the most obvious show of how shit the finale has been received is that the cast has pretty much just disappeared and with few pre booked exceptions aren't giving interviews so all Netflix has left to put out are weird era themed photoshoots.
>>217189562Because that's when his sanity broke? Are people really this dumb?
>>217189702He was never insane. It's just the way he always was.
>>217189562The show needed a safe place for the people in his mind because it would be over for them immediately otherwiseThey thought of the safe place first and built it around that afterThat's why half the shit in his mind doesnt make senseWhy doesnt he just use telekenisis in this part, for example, and pull both of them from the entrance?Why didnt he just snap max's neck when he found her in the wheeler house memory? Why didn't he just snap her neck psychically when he first found her during her first escape attempt?I sincerely thought at first that he wasn't able to use these powers in his mind because he constantly refused to do so. Until he did... then he continued to not use them whenever the writers needed the good guys to get away from him.Characters being retarded is not a plothole. But it is fucking retarded. Henry only lost because he consistently chose to be retarded at the correct times to help the main cast defeat him. It got to the point where people were schizotheoring that henry was subconsciously resisting the mindfucker's control and THAT's why he was being a dumbass constantly and letting everyone live when he has the opportunity to kill them. Only nope- they reveal that he was a willing participant the whole time (?) Sloppy, inconsistent writing
>>217189530AM CREEEEELIIINNNG
my head canon:>after Murray bombed the helicopter, the soldier missed shooting Kali. you can see briefly there it was not blood after the shot sound and his pistol moved up before he shot.>Kali made an illusion of herself getting shot and used her knife to cut a hidden blood pack inside her shirt. it was one of those blood packs the soldier woman made from her blood.>Eleven after rushing and panicking got told by Kali what really happened and Kali convinced her of a better way to end the military experimentation than killing herself. key phrase: "your story doesn't have to end like mine" a real line from the show. nothing is a coincidence>Hopper comes in and buys Kali's hallucination hook line and sinker>after Eleven and Hopper left Kali quickly removed her illusion and ran out of the building>this explains the blood on Eleven's hands>this explains why Eleven didn't directly answer Hopper when he asked her if she's going to kill herselfquestions yet unanswered:>how did "Eleven" hop out of the truck without being affected by the suppressors?>why would Eleven willingly jump out of the track to get trapped by soldiers?>why didn't any of the soldiers run to grab Eleven having the suppressors at their disposal?>how did Eleven manage to escape the soldiers AND the suppressors to get through the gate?
>>217189670I say it in public all the time, because it's true>>217189466The ancedote I said was true, you came in and said you bet she was even younger because you were something out and I said no but now that you mention it younger girls donthat as well>>217189492Sounds fake until proven gay
>>217189754Anon stop
>>217189697They recorded all interviews on a few days and released them as the episodes came out
>>217189791STOP RUINING MY FUN
Nell Fisher isn't great. She has that nepo baby face and an extremely limited range because her pampered lifestyle means she's never experienced a strong range of emotions and most likely has a certain demeanor drilled into her from etiquette lessons. This becomes glaring when she's required to emote, be it yelling or trying to be emotional, and even when just delivering lines. She's the same age the kids were in Season 1 but looks like shes prepped for an Instagram photo or TikTok constantly. The other kids this season have no trouble making you believe they're children but she only gets by on her wardrobe & hair/makeup that makes her look more like a model than the 7-10 year old she's supposed to be. I have no doubt she'll be astroturfed for some time as her parents have the connections for auditions and money to pay her way in as producers but I don't see her ever reaching the heights of a truly memorable star. Instead I'm sure she'll flounder around for a year or two appearing in commercials and maybe one or two lighthearted dramas, maybe they'll pull out the famous: "girl has to live with her irresponsible but cool Dad" movie so many other young actresses have passed through or shove her in a Mark Wahlberg comedy. If she's very fortunate she'll land in a blockbuster like MBB did though that's less likely considering she won't quite have the hype behind her that she and Wolfhard did.In about 3 or 4 years when she's just about or freshly turned 18 she'll do a series of risque photoshoots, and we'll see a couple years of articles with headlines saying "Nell Fisher INSERT ATTENTION GRABBING THING HERE" and perhaps she'll get paired up in a dumb celebrity relationship and either do a sex scene or star in a raunchy comedy, but after that I imagine she'll just float around going to Hollywood parties and spending her trustfund taking random roles here and there to replenish her fun money. I don't imagine we'll ever see a timeless performance from her.
When does the Complacency Gate air?
>>217189736He was clearly a normal kid before going in that cave
>>217189804She's dead anon you have to let go
>>217189748>henry was subconsciously resisting the mindfucker's controlI was one of those deluded fools. It's the only thing that makes sense and is in line with the play. Then they "subverted" everyone's expectations by making the story nonsensical and retarded. Yeah, you really threw us for a loop there, duffers! Good one!
Let's recap all the plot holes this season:> Mind Flayer coming back> Five year old Henry tanking a gunshot from a chrome plated .44 Magnum that would make Dirty Henry blush instead of it exploding hiss hand and making him scream and cry in pain> Holly Wheeler aging four years in 12 months> Why is the air in the Upside Down and Abyss not toxic anymore when it explicitly caused health problems previously> Why are they able to just enter the Upside Down willy nilly now when previously any time someone tried to enter they were almost immediately murdered> How did Dr. Brenner have a detailed notebook about the Upside Down being a wormhole supported by "exotic matter" before the Upside Down even existed (there wouldn't be a copy of it in the Upside Down if it didnt exist at the moment of its creation)> Robin and Steve taking over the radio station even though the preview DJ's should not only still be around but the military would probably want to control their airwaves since she's just broadcasting top secret info on FM airwaves for miles out> The Flesh wall that never existed before> "He peed on it! That means he must know something about it!"> Why would they have a military base in the Upside Down, an extremely hostile and toxic warzone filled with creatures they have no defense against?> How did a woman become not only a medical doctor but a five star general with above top secret clearance when she would've had to have begin tbisncareer in the 1920's?> Why does the Mind Flayer need Henry?> How did suitcase guy get a rock from the Abyss?> Why would he think that a five year old boy scout was secretly a secret agent assassin?> No one thought about what if the radio tower didn't line up with a gate?> Why did Dustin want him and Steve to use the spears when last time he and Eddie got immediately BTFO because they weren't effective weapons> Where are the bats? Last time the second they entered the Upside Down they were just swarmed with them
>>217189748My headcanon is that in his mind, he can only use his powers with Eleven (or Max) and only at certain times of the day, and sometimes even then he can't, because the Mind Flayer won't let him.
>>217189838> Why/how did 8 leave the lab when they were kids? Why wasn't she killed by Henry like everyone else?>why were there no Demogorgons in the other dimension defending the Mind Flayer>what happened to Derek’s family>why wasn’t anybody arrested for drugging and kidnapping Derek’s family>why did the military just let the gang go>what happened to Dr Kay and her team>why didn’t Will feel pain when battling the Mind Flayer and Vecna if he’s linked to the hive mind>why didn’t the damage to the exotic matter when Nancy shot it not suck everything out, what blocked it? Does the flesh wall heal?> How did Murray get the lights to work in the lab when electricity doesn't work in the Upside Down?> Why was there a tank of salt water in the Upside Down when there's never been water in the Upside Down?
>>217189835You can technically still choose to believe this by saying everything henry said to will in the cave was him being manipulated by the MF, but it's just a silly excercise at this point man
>>217189845Max or El aren't around when he uses his stretch arms to grab Holly.
>>217189838>Dirty Henry
>>217189801They do but normally after a season like this the actors all give individual press. Like after part 1 Noah did a bunch of interviews because he was in high demand. I don't think anyone's actually seen MBB so far in 2026, and all Finn's said is "yeah I'm doing music this year see you 2027".
>>217189830LET ME HAVE MY FUN. IT'S AN OPEN ENDING. the death ending makes no sense.
>>217189853And finally:>why did Vecna wait another 1.5 years before enacting his plan after opening the gatesWhy does he HAVE to do it on the anniversary of the day he kidnapped Will? It's like they were going to do some kind of "it's during a total solar eclipse!" plotline but forgot to add that part in, and there were many opportunities: Not only was there a Total Solar Eclipse in 1987 there was also an annual solar eclipse, a Lunar Eclipse that lasted two days, they also discovered a Supernova that year. Imagine if they had made it so that the final battle/collapse of the Upside Down had resulted in Supernova 1987, that would have at least been kind of cool and tied it to a real life event from the year. There were also two meteor showers that year they could've used instead.There was also a "mass meditation event" called Harmonic Convergence where a bunch of people meditated at the same time. They could've had Vecna exploit that for psychic energy to try to break the veil between worlds and if they wanted to use artistic license have that result in the supernova.
>>217189754>questions yet unanswered:I got a few>How did Mike know what happened to Kali?>How did he even now she died?>How did he even arrive at the "Kali helps Eleven escape" conclusion?
>>217189853For the exotic matter one, I assumed the hole got eventually got clogged up by various bits of junk that got sucked towards it
>>217189845When you have to invent this type of headcanon to make the story make sense it means it's a bad show
>>217189530CRAWWWWWWWWWLINGIIIIIIIIIIIINMYSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>217189856That's not a power though, I meant his telekinesis. But my headcanon is that he has to recharge to stretch his arms for 2 or 3 days and he can only use that if it's sunny.
>>217189868Her being alive makes less sense than her being deadLogistically speaking
Weird how the shitdick obsessed browncel racebait spammer and the "nepobaby" anon show up at the same exact time, huh.
>>217189920Solar powered henryMakes sense since he is half plant
>>217189891>>How did Mike know what happened to Kali?Hopper told him what happened from his point of view. Mike used it for his theory later.>>217189891>>How did he even now she died?did you not watch the last episode? it really seemed like she died in front of everyone, not just in front of Mike.>>217189891>>How did he even arrive at the "Kali helps Eleven escape" conclusion?He theorized it after Hopper told him everything that happened before.
>>217189629https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EvsDPzq30p0&list=RDEvsDPzq30p0&start_radio=1&pp=ygUUcGFub3JhbWEgd2FyIGluIGxvdmWgBwE%3D(although I am 99% sure this isn't THE gif)
>>217189923>Her being alive makes less sense than her being deadboth of them make no sense so I came up with my own theory and trying to fit the missing puzzles piece by piece. of course, the Duffer Brother are not going to reveal exactly what happened through Mike's story. that would be retarded, but it can a great hint at what really happened.
>>217189947>Hopper told him what happened from his point of view. Mike used it for his theory later.No fucking way>did you not watch the last episode? it really seemed like she died in front of everyone, not just in front of Mike.I meant Kali you fuck
>End of Beginning is shooting up the chartsCan /ourguy/ Steve get number one?
>>217190025>No fucking wayyes fucking way. I see no hole in it.>>217190025>I meant Kali you fuckhe doesn't, he theorized it you dumbfuck.
>>217189629Oh, ok...it is
>>217189941>here 24/7 from christmas to jan 4>suddenly gone from 7 to 2 on weekdaysNoticeable.
my headcanon is that the spidernigger wasn't the mindflayer, but some fucked up flesh-monster vecna made, like the attempt in s3 to give the mindflayer form. so vecna was just a retarded jobber.
>>217190085Pure fantasy. https://www.cam.ac.uk/stories/five-ages-human-brainhttps://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-025-65974-8
>>217189629Hey thanks for posting this you champion
>>217189448RIP beamer
I believe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-ipC5QszRA
3 hours 15 minutes guys
>>217190248For total schizo death
>>217189448>old thread just got nukedTHE JANNIES ARE IN ON THE CONSPIRACY
>>217189955
>>217190030At one point he actually managed to do it.
Should have been endgame.
>>217190398Maya hawk is a cunt
>>217189748>Why doesnt he just use telekenisis in this partWhen you get new powers, you stop using the old ones.Telekenisis wasn't selected in his quick ability menu.
>>217190398the bitch ruined the best love story of the show, lmao
>>217190452She just haven't had her trunk rearranged by Steve's canonically massive hog.
The best outcome would be if there really is a secret finale, but Will or Mike fuckin dies in it with no mention of any ship stuff
>Racebaiter gets banned>all his posts get highlighted by thislol
>>217190554>hogWhen did this trend of using porcine euphemisms for dicks start?
>>217189697ZAMN @ Max falling out of her top
>>217189448HelloConformity gate status?
>>217189448This might come off as a surprise but Saudi Arabia did not like EP7
>>217190639episode 9 dropping any second now sister
>>217190639We're counting down till the tumblr shipper salt mines open like Vecna's portals.
Kawaii desu
>>217189748I don't understand how Derek, an overweight child, overpowered the Antichrist
>>217190755Pretty cute, yeah.
>>217190639You could actually just pay a cast member to read from a script they only got paid $9 million
>>217190639Cooler than the actual finale regardless of if there is an episode or not.
>>217190581Hog has been used for literally decades
>>217190785sheer mass
>episode 9 drops>eleven comes back and marries mike>will dies of aids>they remove the old witch makeup from robin and steve bags her and her dyke gf>will dies of aids again>the duffer brothers ride off into the sunset with their millions of dollars
>>217190297No brother, it's the other one where Nancy does the little cute spin, it's the first one posted, but you are appreciated.
>>217190785Determined Derek is one tough dude.
>>217190785Dangerous Derek is very high up on the power scaling
>>217190804>originated as a fan theorymy assIt's either trolling or covert studio marketing.
>>217190810I agree
>>217190785His utter mass strikes fear into the heart of henry, who cowers in his presence
What other silly outfits can we put on Holly?
how many byler stans will now hate the show because their made up episode 9 wasn't real?
>>217190905Who cares about them?
>>2171906392 hours 40 minutes
Mr. Clark’s actor posted this
>>217190948They killed somebody with their car?
Bros... i want it to be real... but only because I want milleven to come back in full force and for bylertroons to anhero themselves en masse
>>217190894Kek. It's the pose that's really funny in this photo. Power stance of sorts. Try generating Jotaro Kujo with this one.
>>217190978Let’s be real, if the Duffers and Netflix took on a historic risk and cooked up a giant twist gimmick it would not be because they want to make Mike gay.And if they did they would be roasted forever.
>>2171906392 more weeks
>>217190815>>will dies of aids>>they remove the old witch makeup from robin and steve bags her and her dyke gf>>will dies of aids again
2 hours and 20 minutes until Bylerniggers kill themselves en masse
>>217191265Total Mileven victory.
>>217189499Here's how B̶e̶r̶n̶i̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶w̶i̶n̶ Byler can still be true...
>>217191335she's dead jim
#Jell #NeJa #Helly
>>217191360She's not.
>>217189748What do you guys think it would've been if they had gone with their original idea of Holly reading the Polar Express and Vecna pretending to be Tom Hank's character bringing them to the North Pole? (You can see remnants of this with all the Santa Claus jokes Murray makes) Personally I think Max would've been the Hobo character and his with Holly underneath the train in a Hobo compartment
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>>217191436
>>217191404Same diff either way. Mike is going to find a girl in college or later life settle down and start a family. Eleven is either dust in the wind or a wandering tramp who never see's him again.
>>217191453
>>217191472
>>217189845Why wouldn't the Mind Flayer let him use his powers to stop their enemies?
>>217191486
nobody is reading all those schizo images
>>217191508
>>217191526
>>217189941That's because I, nepo baby Anon, successfully chased him away as his BLACKED demoralization diesnt work if you don't even like the actress in the first place. You are welcome and I will be taking congratulatory dick suckings on my way out. Please and thank you.
>>217191520Way too many words for me, desu.
>>217191543
>>217190237This photo while sloppa gets unfair hate. I saw a lot of people making fun of the three waterfalls as an AI glitch but it's because Mike said they always dreamed they'd find some magic remote location that had three waterfalls to live in secret.
>The Duffer Brothers on a potential return to #StrangerThings:>“This season really does close the door on this story and the characters. I guess never say never, maybe in 20 years when we’re all broke and need some money. We’ve talked about it; this is our safety net.”>https://x.com/SThingsSpoilers/status/2008982451054629287I'd say closer to 10
>>217191565
The truth is the Duffer brothers aren't smart enough to pull off a secret episode like this. This would be one of the biggest stunts in television history. I just don't see them being so bold.
>>217191587
>>217191526This is some next level cope.
>>217191599Even if they were, there is no way it could be kept quiet.
How many fucking posts is this fucking hell man
>>217191611>>217191617We can go even further beyond
>Duffers claimed they always knew what the final scene would be>final scene of episode 8 is them all playing D&D, exactly the kind of thing that they'd have planned for a long time, regardless of what else happens>symbolic, sentimental scene of one last moment of their shared childhood before facing adulthood>think the Duffers wouldn't have this be their true ending in favor of some bizarre publicity stuntDelusional
>>217190980This is the best one that came out
>>217191638>>217191621One more
Literally me
>>217191617Jesus fuck you're reading these?!
>>217191409It was never called dimension X in the show, everAlready this is ass
>>217191662…And that’s the gist of the conversation.
>>217191663Are you the Mexican lady?
>>217191656Doesn't really look like her, sadly. Have you tried tard wrangling grok to keep the face the same? Maybe ask it to not generate the hat, that's probably what fucks it up.
If there isnt an episode today im gonna work out for an hour then gonna shower and lastly jerk off to WEGs
>>217191599The only time I've seen it is that game changer web series where the secret final episode (of the season) was locked behind solving an arg, and people figured it out so soon it fucked the whole plan up.Having hints on a website work when it's a confirmed official site where the episodes are posted, and not like... a fake instagram account that might as well be called "stranger thlngs".
ANON IF YOU CAN HEAR ME YOU NEED TO POST WHAT YOU THINK VECNA SMELLS LIKE
>>217191751Amy Schumers vagina
Bros... some of these feel. idk... like there's some merit to it..am I beginning to believe??
if all nepo babies were like nell or ever, I'd be okay with nepo babies
>>217190398Can you imagine?> STEVE: "But Tammy Thompson's a girl."> ROBIN: "Steve..."> STEVE: "Yeah?"> *Robin gives him "a look"*> STEVE: "Wait. Like, you're a faggot?"> ROBIN: "Wow. I knew this was a mistake."> STEVE: "No, you're not."> ROBIN: "Excuse me?"> STEVE: "That's not real. You just got molested or something."> ROBIN: "O.K. I don't know what else I was expecting from Steve "The Hair" Harrington. I'm just gonna-"> *Steve kisses her unexpectedly*> ROBIN: "Oh... wow."> STEVE: "Yeah, wow."> *They remain a committed couple for the rest of the show.*
Each season follows the story of a video game they played. Derek played G&G this season and that game's first ending is a false ending that requires replaying the game.
>>217191801mileven bros... im beginning to believe...
His shoes are too loose
Episode 9 is real, but the episode is about Mike and Eleven meeting up and resuming their romance.
>>217191640This.Also, Netflix literally already confirmed the theory is not real.
>>217191751mildew, meat on the cusp of turning bad, mushrooms, and cumor perhaps sulphurous eggy farts, 30-years-without-a-shower BO, old fryer grease, and cum
>>217191835S2 doesn't follow Dragon's Lair.
>>217191832That's my canon. Also, you forgot the 6 little nuggets part.
>>217191665Hes samefagging himself. Anti schizo fags are more obsessed than the schizo fags lmao.
>>217190289EPISODE 9 FUCKING CONFIRMEDLETS FUCKING GO STRANGER BROS
>>217191713AI can be very difficult at times, I think that image was my fifth attempt, they all looked off. You go a bunch of trash to find something actually good...Maybe somebody else can have a crack at it? Other ones I've had made btw (successful too)
How would you sincerely react if a secret episode 9 turned out to be real?
>>217191945They also play DigDug and in that season they DIG TUNNELS
>>2171898142 hours and 40 minutes
>>217192003I wouldn't react at all. The truth is I think I'm incapable of surprise or any real emotion at all. I've never been sad, nor happy, nor scared or angry. I idly take in events as they happen as though they nor their subsequent consequences have any effect on me at all.
>>217192033They don't. They only reference it in the same conversation they mention centipede.
>>217190452I believe it >>217190505> Washed up show> Washed up cast> Washed up hose> Washed up guestGrim
>>217191832Kino
>>217191995I'll do some later.
>>217192003Excited and then nervous because it could still be bad.
Now that the dust has settled, who is your favorite and least favorite character from all 5 seasons and why?
>>217192003Depends on what it is. The indoctrination theory was wrong but there still was a better mass effect 3 ending that came out months later."Here's an extended epilogue that also sets up another show" would be an easy thing to not include, especially since the finale aired in theaters so they could have gone "murray's epilogue isn't necessary so let's cut it for the dvd release".
>>217192061Max plays Dig Dug
>>217192118steve carried the show
>>217192131Never depicted. No different than Centipede. Of course Dustin playing Dragon's Lair does indeed play a role in S2 in that Lucas jokes that the princess is his. Similarly, Ghosts and Goblins has a role in that they are trying to save the princess (Holly) from the demon king.
>>217192118Steve is the best main. Billy and Eddie might be the best overall though.
>>217192118great tier: Steve, Billy, Hollygood tier: hopper, dustin, elmeh tier: mike, lucas, joyceforgot you were here tier: everyone else
>>217192118Fav: Steve is the most consistentLeast fav: tie between Erica and Derek
>>217192118Its here
>>217192277>Billyi forgot about him. Is he just popular here cause he's racist?
>>217192003I would watch itBut the problem is that how in the fuck would they course correct the entire season? Because the issue with the season have been there from the start. It would neccesitate an entire new season to correct it by making virtually all of s5 an mass illusion. Imagine if they made an entire fake season on purpose to set up for a mindfuck of an actual true final seasonThat would be insane.
>>217192325Yeah, same as cringe soldier boy from the boys
>>217192118Favorite Male>SteveFavorite Female>Holly
Oh I'm all this I forgot to mention that Jonathan and Nancy's breakup was single ha deadly the most obnoxious scene ever put to film and I don't think it will ever be topped by the sheer awfulness of it for the rest of time. > Decide they actually hate each other even though they've been one of the main couples throughout the entire show> Decide they would never work out because he likes The Clash and she wants to be complimented sometimes > Not wanting each other to be intoxicated too often is mutually agreed upon to be an unreasonaboe an unhealthy trait, but even though they can agree on that it's determined to be another reason they would never work out> takes out the engagement ring that's been teased all season and gets down on his knee> "Will you not marry me?"> "OMG yes! I will not marry you!"> "Good! Because I used to love you!"> "I used to love you, too!"The only way it could've been worse is if they did that: "Oh, you want me to be your little wifey?" scene they've been copying word for word in indie movies to demoralize people into proposing and getting married anymore.
>>217192118>favoriteSteve. King.>least favoriteMurray. He's fucking annoying and every single season he gets more and more cuntish. He's like a smarmy cartoon character. He's fucking awful. Atleast erica could be funng sometimes when she was talking shit to the others. Murray is the very definition of plebbitor
>>217192325Popular because he redeemed himself and saved them all. Personally, I like him because he was the only character that was written like an 80s teenager. There should have been a lot more bigotry, both passive and aggressive because that's simply how people were.
>>217192375>first meme arrow>is literally wrongLol
>>217189562Mindflayer didnt want him to know he was being controlled by it
1 hour 23 minutes
Are we still pretending Vecna didn't win? Not saying there's a 9th episode before you fags put words in my mouth.
>>217192390The seven feet scene, where El reminded him of his mom and that gave him the stregnth to resist the control of the mindfucker, is the peak of the show
>>217192003I would delete all my "nothing ever happens chudjak" folder for good.
>>217189448Rockin' Robin?more like pounding Robin.
>>217192042wtf you are literally me
>>217192003Id ask where all this effort came from cuz it sure as fuck wasnt in the past 3 seasons.
>>217192118Season 1:Best: Hopper. Tough competition but I gravitated to his gruff presence.Worst: idk Lucas. Not bad just less present.Season 2:Best: Murray. Funny character done right, before he got too ridiculous.Worst: Pajeeta and Crew. Shit plotline, bad fit for 11. Powers were cool.Season 3:Best: Steve. Close with S3 Robin before she got worse, but Steve was always based and he stayed based in the worst characterized season.Worst: Hopper. Flanderized to death and turned into a big manbaby retard.Season 4:Best: Eddie. Just fun to watch.Worst: IDK Will. Characters were pretty good this season but he was just kinda inoffensively there.Season 5:Best: Vecna/Henry/Whatsit. If he wasn’t cool the show would actually be bad.Worst: Linda Hamilton. Nothingburger character, stunt casting.
>>217192432>if you let your enemies kill you then you win
>>217192042>>217192476That sucks
>>217190581since like the 60s you stupid fuck
>vecna can cast illusions>he "died" in like 20 seconds you don't believe he lost do you?
>episode 9 comes out>begins with a montage flashback throughout all of the season with the actual things happening instead of the delusions vecna is feeding the survivors>he snaps will's neck in episode 4>he kills max in his mind immediately upon finding her>he never kidnapped the 12 kids. He kidnapped 12 of the main cast. THEY'RE the ones in the fleshmech>steve fell to his death off the tower>nancy and jonathan melted in cum>etc. Etc. Etc.>there are almost no survivors>the mindflayer invades earf and starts mindraping the polulace at large>the series ends with the world being taken over by this eldritch beingYour response?
>>217190663Well yea they saw women showing hair or something and probably started foaming at the mouth
>>217192538Vecna won is the most reasonable theory.
How did the soldier that pulled Mike from the truck know his name?
>>217192549The End of Strangervangelion
Peachy
>>217192583IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
>>217192538>can snap necks by looking at people>doesn't kill the heroes
Is Derek a being of pure exotic matter?
>>217192586As another anon said, Holly is Princess Prin-Prin from GnG.
>>217192586@Grok is this real?
>>217192620He's the Milhouse of Stranger Things
>>217192586inb4jannies
I just read through that entire copepostThe thing is that SOME of this stuff is genuinely suspect and could be big if true, but there is also a ton of copeing and stretching for connections that aren't really there. Plus, if it is true, you basically have to admit that they made the show bad on purpose. Because tons of the things that dont make sense within the season can EASILY be explained by the writing itself being bad or them not caring about continuity errors. It would basically retroactively make all of the bad parts of the show good because they would have had to be done on purpose to appear imperfect. But that's a very very difficult thing to pull off. And it would be even more difficult to course correct without an insane amount of time in this 9th episode. It would need to be like 4 hours long for it to be good
>>217191486I don't believe in a secret episode but this reminds me another good point for them to be "out under Vecna's spell" besides the end of Episode 4 would be when the screen goes black for Steve's fakeput death.
man, conformitygate even if it isn't real is such a cool fucking theoryhave a piece of dogshit art I made of Mike (and Mike ALONE) stuck in the fake reality
>>217192683For what? Nothing inappropriate about this, so don't jinx it
>>217192684Pretty much. Some cool stuff in there, a big long shot, and if it did come it would need time to actually be worth it.But, it’s fun to schizo out a little.
>>217192687Yeah, that was freaking weird. The kind of thing you'd do in commercial tv not streaming.
>>217192691This some good stuff, do you post your art anywhere online?
If it were to come out today, it would drop in one hour, because that's the same time all the other episodes dropped, correct?
>>217192632Son of a bitch! That's a really good idea, but I ran out of my image creation usage for the day. Somebody else is gonna have to do it
This was the video that sealed the deal for me that Conformitygate was real.https://x.com/litteralyme0/status/2008854880967127527
>>2171927799 cru make some noise iykyk
>it happens>something appears on shitflix>it's a trailer for a movie version of the prequel playYour response?
Uhh.... guys???https://youtube.com/shorts/mm-Lqoci_2Y?si=XrhOXpBOW44ftDYf
>>217192807Kino
>>217192799>only has one grok accountAmateur hour.
>>217192830Wouldn't watch. Plays are for post wall women with blue hair and a dozen cats
Uhh... bros...
>>217192858Then how about you make some yourself, wise guy
>>217192748Not at the moment, I've definitely considered it. I figured it would at least help me stay consistent in my art practice, since I'm in a cruel cycle of (pick up art > study for a bit > get idea that's too ambitious > frustrate myself > drop art).I dunno where I'd post it though.I do super appreciate the compliment.
>>217192892Broke her cheekbone with that honker.
>>217191508> Holly had to have her Under Armour logo CGI'd out after the episode was releasedThe hack in the wardrobe department gives her the stupidest outfit imaginable and then couldn't even be bothered to make sure it was period accurate?
>>217192847Oh no no no no no... THE EPISODE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FAKE! It can't be real...
oh boy less than an hour until all the crazy people on twitter lose their minds because there's no secret episode
A zoomer doesnt actually exist in DnDThese fucking nerds arent going to homebrew a class for max for a campaignHenry only knows the word zoomer because he was in max's mind when she made it upEpisode 10 confirmed
>>217192933>The hack in the wardrobe department gives her the stupidest outfit imaginableFAGGOT ALERTFAGGOT ALERTFAGGOT ALERT
>>217192949But can you imagine what it would be like if there was?
>>217192905I get it man, I'm the same way rn except I'm being distracted with college and my part time job. I used to draw all the time when I was younger, I start slowing down around high school. As for were you can post, I suggest as many platform as you can juggle. Deviantart, Newgrounds, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, Furafinity, Pixiv
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>>217192898These two turned out really nice.
>>217192970There's no point in doing that, it's so far out of the realm of possibility that it isn't worth thinking about.
>>217192990Do you have netflix?If there is an eppy tonight we'd have to wait for some gofile hero or a torrent
>>217192538vecna is alive and will torture will
Doubties sweating
>>217193050Not at all. Netflix themselves have already shut the rumor down lmao.
Doubtxisters... how we holding up?
The conformity gate situation is crazy
>>217193116That's exactly what they would say to keep the shock value, tho>>217193136
Video essayist on YT in 5 years are going to have to cover the schiophrenic ramblings of the conformitytards when they do their ST retrospective plot recaps
>>217192118>s1Joyce and Mike, least lucas>s2bob and least poojeta>s3steve, dustin, robin and least hopper and joyce>s4henry, eleven, eddie, papa, the least were hopper, murray and joyce>s5steve (before he was forced to say he didn't mean what he said about eddie) and derek, least were robin, vecna, poojeta, hopper, will, dustin and linda hammilton
>>217193172I'm prepared to believe this whole thing is sponsored by netflix to continue interest after the finale went down in flames.
>>217193195>make a shitty conclusion to top of a season full of issues>people delude themsleves into thinking it was all apart of some grand plan to actually make a good conclusion overall>let them buy into that hype>dont deliver at all>???>profit ... (?)
>>217193203>I SHITTED>1. 7...
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>>217193237I THINK I DONE SHITTED ON MAHSELF
>>217192949Actually it's going to be 11pm my timezone. 11 because Eleven and my timezone because I'm better than you
>>217191409Delusional as they are, this shit is way more kino than the show.
>>217193222>profitSure. It costs nothing and plenty of retards will subscribe for January to see it.
Just saw episode 9I was amazed by the Stephen King reference really wasn't expecting the orgy to escape Vecna's mind prison
>>217193266They also put way more thought into it than the duffers did S5.
If it isn't real, why did Vecna go on Fallon last night and say "Tomorrow, it begins" in an evil voice and not address what he meant by that?
>bros... the reason none of the main actors looked like they wanted to be there.. is because they LE DIDN'T! THEY'RE IN LE VECNA'S LE MIND! that's why millie cant smile and why harbour never made it to escondido
>>217191526I swear Trump needs to pass a law making it illegal for media tonuse the song Heroes by David Bowie
11 made it to hyperboria
>>217193304>watching late night talk shows
>the entirety of season 5 was an illusion, Vecna actually invaded Hawkins and won and the real season 5 will drop tonight and it's 8 episodes of postapocalyptic kinoIf only they had the fucking balls to do that.
>>217193310>noo stop having fun!
>>217193349I would kneel so hard my legs would shatter on impact
>>217193312WE COULD BE HEROES
>>217193312This
So what's the verdict
Kali made Will look like Vecna and Joyca chopped his head off while he homo-gurgled
Oh mommy
>>217193394The primary datefaggotry will be confirmed or denied in 30~ minutes.
>>217193402>red shoesWHORE.
>>217193402Grok, you know what to do
>>217193402NIPPA!
>>21719339428 minutes until the homocaust
>>217191685Great stuff anon. I'll add two things:>Robin makes a big deal about choosing the perfect album. They go with Purple Rain and When Doves Cry which is side b. If you look up the lyrics from side a - let's go crazy it is super telling something is wrong with the blissful happy world they are in: https://genius.com/Prince-and-the-revolution-lets-go-crazy-lyrics . Also, this would require one to turn the album upside down>Derek is playing Ghost and Goblins on the NES before his bitch sister pops the cartridge out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_'n_Goblins It returns Arthur to the beginning to do a runback through the levels to truly beat the game
>>217191585Its quite something that they both don't know how to give an acceptable answer not shut their mouth when either is appropriate.
>>217193477King Arthur book underneath the Wrinkle in Time book in the epilogue as well.
The most compelling parts, in my opinion, of that entire schizopost are the portions about the graduation>some of the students are supposedly sitting the way billie was sitting when he was flayed>12 of them have sunglasses on>each of the mains had a guy with sunglasses right behind them>orange graduation suits are ugly so the school, in reality, would have used their secondary color, green>orange is the color of prisoner outfits tho>Dustin's speech didn't make any fucking sense, it's like he didn't watch the show>max is graduating at the same time despite being in a coma for 2 years (this is the largest issue honestly which makes zero fucking sense at all otherwise)>everybody claps for the hellfire club shirt reveal even though last time we saw anything from the school they were either indifferent or hated that club because of the murders they were linked to>to top it off, this is the scene where mike "realizes there's something wrong"It has by far the most issues that would fit in with the theory. There are other problems, too, like hopper being chief of police again despite everyone in town thinking he died in the mallfire and whatnot
>>217193402Very disrespectful
20 minutes left, conformitybros
>>217193504>Dustin's speech didn't make any fucking sense, it's like he didn't watch the showThat's because this season was written by ChatGPT and the Duffers stopped giving a shit. Every massive and small plothole is simply because they only cared about their last 10 minutes and everything else was half assed. This season was terrible on almost every aspect. You can either accept it or go join the schizos
>>217193536Maybe Vecna’s curse was the friends we made along the way
>>217193556First thing I saw on the wall was the word LIARS pointing to the flufferbros lmao
>Steve becomes a baseball coach even though he played basketballIsn't he a PE teacher?
Holly the Heroic
Conformity sisters, how is the cope doing?
>>217193556Least the Duffer bros must be embarrassed as shit by all this. Not even D and D had a giant viral meme millions believed that there was a secret better ending episode out there because your first one was so shit.
>>217193592Having fun
>>21719359220 FUCKING MINUTES UNTIL NOTHING HAPPENS
>>217193588Is she a knight or master?
>>217193586He's a baseball coach because baseball is played more often by younger kids when they have little league teams. Kids may play basketball, but they dont have basketball teams in middle schools as often because it usually requires them to be taller and whatnot.Steve just likes kids>I love kids, Dustin, I LOVE KIIIIIDDDSSS!!>woah Steve, I dont think you should be going around yelling that
>>217192958No one has ever worn a sweater under a sweater under overalls with rain boots, especially not on a bright and sunny day while riding bikes.
if they do release a secret 9th will the duffers have solidified themselves as the real deal? will all the slop seasons before 5 be redeemed?
>>217193504>Dustin's speech didn't make any fucking sense, it's like he didn't watch the showHow didn't it make sense?
>>217193477>>217193489Derek confirmed KING
>>217193649NOT happening. Stop talking about, nigger
>>217193619Padawan, she calls me Master and she was a good friend too
>>217193632It suits her well.
>>217193669t. Duffer
>>217193261Aw shit, so this is what South Park was referencing in that episode
>>217193599It's a different contextGame of thrones didnt have an unsatisfying ending. It was a trainwreck shit endingST5 is aggressively medicore in all regards and the ending was unsatisfying. Plus, there would be room for more in universe because the villian literally has mindrape powers and can construct false realities. What if the false reality started when he started siphoning the 12 kid's brains at the dinner table and everything after that was fake?
10 minutesAre y'all ready
Where's episode 9?
>>217193651Because he talked about the students of the school coming together and abandoning their cliques and tribes to overcome the great odds that hawkins faced. This did not happen in the show. It simply did not. Dustin must be talking about a different school or a different tv show because the last time we saw the school characters the jocks beat the shit out of dustin
10 Minutes
>>217193694If they released one more episode that makes the previous finale an illusion it would be the most kino event of the decade (not a high bar), if they actually released 4 more episodes and all Vol 2. was an illusion it would be the most kino event in the history of TV. That's why it's not happening.
Someone make an episode 9 bake with this image>>217192716
Just IMAGINE if Netflix starts a countdown in 5 minutes, there'd be actual suicides in the schizo camp because they couldn't take the hype
new bread>>217193765>>217193765>>217193765
>>217193755I basically bought into the schizoness today, having not paid attention to anything besides checking these threads occasionally over the past week
As expected we got nothing, it's like this series is allergic to good writing past season 3
>>217191409>>217191436>>217191453Whoever wrote this knows nothing about D&D
>>217193796That's okay neither did the Duffers
>>217193816Yeah 2/3rds of those entries are just giving the Duffers credit for plotholes being intentional instead of just being shitty writers.
>>217193586It's a small town. maybe he's volunteering. maybe it's part of PE teacher duties. Also basketball is a winter sport and baseball is a spring sport, he could easily do both
>>217182717 (Dead)>>(Dead)Uh, what happened?
>>217195217Conformity Gate is real and jannies are silencing the truth
