Clean up on aisle six edition Previously on trek >>217220219
star trek sex with shran
>>217236066in the book Rene bragged about using his mime training when filming this shot lol
star trek sex with mimes
>>217236066Goo
Star trek rape with neelix
star trek koon-ut-kal-if-fee with sybok
reply with times you were watching Star Trek and thought>that's the writer's fetishsurely there are examples. what about Garak wearing a dog collar which I read in the book Andy Robinson was not pleased about having to do. but the mirror universe is supposed to be degenerate anyway so I dunno if it really counts.
>>217236440can this guy have a stroke or something already
>>217236066What, the federation couldn't import a few of those light mops they had in TWOK?
>>217236507A stroke of good luck since he single handedly saved Trek from Rick BOREMAN
>>217236066Lower Decks is more entertaining than Enterprise
>Have you ever used the holodeck to recreate a fantasy where Counselor Troi farts on your face after eating Klingon Food with a desert of Chocolate Moose Sundae?
>>217236616Lower Decks is also twice as gay as Enterprise (the straightest Star Trek show ever produced)
The reviews for the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy continue:*I got heavy TNG vibes watching these episodes, because while there are some action-heavy ones, there are also equally thrilling episodes that are heavy on personal conflict, struggles, and challenges. It's like watching "Data's Day," but somehow it's not filler. Viewers who watch will see the TNG-era influence in the writing, and I don't think they'll be disappointed."
>>217236507What bothers me is that I may have had a chance to take him out early on. I happened to be at an advance screening of the first half of The Island back in 2005 (undoubtedly they only showed the first half because it all goes to complete shit in the second), and since he co-(re)wrote that turd, and Johansson, McGregor, Bay et al were there, it's a fair bet he was there too. Wish I could go back in time and garotte him in the gents or something. Sure, another jew would have taken his place, but I'm pretty sure we'd still have been in a much better timeline. So in a way, it's all on me.
>>217236808retard
>>217236808>claims it's like TNG>shits on TNG
>>217236830a competing streaming service should make a new show about a guy going back in time to kill Alex Kurtzman to stop him from ruining Star Trek. but instead it'd be like, killing "Alec Schwartz" to stop him from ruining "Space Dudes"it would be relatable to pretty much any fan of any IP in current day
>>217236808How many times have this exact sentiment been regurgitated in the last 9 years of nutrek
>>217236905I can picture it: sort of a cross between Quantum Leap (except there'd be only one leap) and The Day of the Jackal. Picture me in the Los Angeles Central Library, writing>How>Where>When
It's about killing fans.
>It is intended to be the 12th Star Trek series and part of executive producer Alex Kurtzman's expanded Star Trek Universe. Set in the 32nd century, the far-future time period that was introduced in the series Star Trek: Discovery (2017–2024), Starfleet Academy follows the first new class of Starfleet cadets in over a century as they come of age and train to be officers.Why?Why is it set in the 32nd century?I don’t mind the concept of a CW/Netflix-tier series set in Star Trek and aimed at a younger audience, but why set it a thousand years after Kirk? Kurtzman and co. are obviously too dumb to come up with new uniforms, lore, and world-building.
I don't understand how real fans can care about nutrek either way. it's literally not even Star Trek
>>217237496Because they're taking our stories and perverting them.
>>217237578they don't even know the stories they're literally just making any old slop and putting the Star Trek logo on it. if actual Star Trek was being deleted from the Earth at the same time I would be mad. but I regard nutrek as nothing more than fanfiction.
clearly AI post >217237495
>>217237605I get it, you're har core. I respect that, but we have to look at the bigger picture. They're destroying the very perception of Star Trek. They want new viewers to look at the swill they shat out and think "That's Star Trek".
>>217237743Star Trek is dead. It was a period of time that is over. Just like all the culture of that era. All we have now are shallow echoes of that creative period produced by people who have nothing to add to it. All they can do is slap the name on their diarrhea.
>>217237495It's because they have zero respect for the lore, and they're incredibly lazy and untalented. Blow shit up and then move to another timeline/the far future and you can change everything/ignore continuity while claiming it's still the same franchise. And also have that be the (shit) story. 'Tis the JJ way.>>217237496I'd like to see some karma visited on those responsible one day, but you're right, and I passed into the "acceptance" phase long ago. Now I'm just enjoying the unfolding disaster from a distance. And looking forward to some hilariously cringey webms in a week or so.
>>217236830back to the drawing board, 47
remember when bashir shot odo and odo fucking exploded?
POV: Dukat Opera Anon has released a bonus track and you now are visualizing Marc Alaimo himself singing this songhttps://vocaroo.com/12wthO0SywjK
>217237641Wtf
oldtrek guard march https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ISUR_3OrU&list=RDG9ISUR_3OrU&index=1
Anybody else hyped for Starfleet Academy? Honestly, I feel a return to form coming. They've seen the feedback and I think it'll be enough to course correct. Can't wait.
Anbo-jitsu with shran
>>217237743>They're destroying the very perception of Star Trek. They want new viewers to look at the swill they shat out and think "That's Star Trek".well I disagree. I don't think destroying the legacy of Star Trek is that easy, as long as the original shows are still available to watch. the nutrek slop being made doesn't resonate with anyone. no one is watching that shit. however there are "new viewers" who are watching TNG and DS9 and loving it. if nutrek was actually popular with people I could understand feeling upset but it just isn't.
>>217238277Are Andorians even allowed to play? The antennae would ruin it
>>217238328imagine a bunch of Starfleet officers lining up to play anbo-jutsu and being told "your kind isn't allowed"
>>217237983>spoileri didn't want to imagine that why did you say that. that aside, I highly approve. i actually played steel drums when I was a kid
>>217238354It's an abominashran
>>217238385Shranbae is a person of taste and talent
nobody gives a fuck about shran
literally everybody love shran
the duality of shran
and since I've never seen anyone else comment on it I wanna go ahead and say to Dukat Opera Anon I notice and appreciate the seemingly relevant thumbnail imagines associated with the tracks. how do you make those?
>>217238491images*
>>217238491that's done by the AI parsing the lyrics, I had no input on that All of mine would have trekpu
>>217238538that's pretty neat. the one that really made me laugh was the PA spergout song actually having pizza in the thumbnail
The GREAT /trek/ DS9 Watchalong is happening again at the top of the hour with >The Magnificent Ferengi some trivia I can tell you from reading the book is that Behr was actually present when they filmed this because he was the one obsessed with getting Iggy Pop on the show and didn't want to miss it. the director Chip Chalmers praised all the Ferengi actors for their utter skill and natural comedic timing. he said their synchronized turn around when Keevan tells them they're all gonna die anyway was not scripted or directed. they just knew how to do it instinctively.
oh actually another trivia thing is that they originally wanted it to be Zek that they had to rescue but Wallace Shawn couldn't do it so it was Moogie instead
Why does everyone hate Harry Kim? ;_;
>>217237983It's a banger alright
>>217239453Love this episode, goofy as it is
>>217240215Leck is so based. I wish he ended up in more episodes
>Gaila has a moon but not a shipexplain this
>>217240276he had to sell
rewatching season 1 of Voyager and it's amazing. production value, set design, cinematography, all top tier. tuvok actually acts like a Vulcan, neelix is actually kind of a bad ass and the doctor hasn't become an insufferable dbag yet.
>>217240155Because he's not the real Harry Kim. The real Harry Kim was sucked into the vacuum of space and died a horrible death.
what the fuck man. these wounded warrior ads have gotten more heartstring tugging. there's way more sob story than before.
>>217240321Harry Plurb?
Leck shooting Moogie is the funniest shit
>>217236808Their website is nothing but listicles and click bait. Call me when a real person who actually likes Star Trek reviews it.
>>217240367ikr. i swear a big mac from mcdicks is less processed than those articles
>>217240155Because he is Chinese.Japanese > Korean > Cantonese > Chinese
>>217237912nuBashir would make Odo explode in a different way...
Keevan is awesome. anyone agree?
you guys are lying I know some of you like Keevan
DOWN IN FRONT
>>217236066Is the best way to clean up nanite jizz is with a electromagnet?
>>217236830You failed us all, anon.
>>217237495>AI confused Andorra with Lithuania Embarrassing! They don't even share a border!
>>217240547
>>217240546>Kim>Not Korean
>>217242202fucks me up that they just blew up a pumpkin in slowmo like lmao that's a main character
>>217236501
calm before the storm
>>217242202I love practical effects so much its unreal
Hi, we're the Dominion.
>>217242263Garret Wong once claimed that the character Harry Kim was meant to be Chinese but that the writers had no idea Kim wasn't a Chinese surname, so he had to correct them and say that Kim was Korean.So in essence, yes, Harry Kim is indeed Chinese. Or was originally intended to be.
>>217244801For that argument to be valid I would have to trust the memory and intelligence of both Garrett Wong and yourself.You see the problem?
>>217237983star trek sex on de beach with shranthis might be your best one yet anon, i laughed a lot
>>217244877There are videos about it because Nick Mullen trolled him about it on the early days of twitter, the cumtown guy. Garret Wang was talking about Kim being Korean and Nick replied: "Actually, he's Chinese" and then Garret Wang said no, he's KoreanAnd then Mullen played a clip of Wang telling the story about how the writers thought Kim was a Chinese name and made Wang look like a retard
>>217244906so the writers thought he was chinese but he corrected them that he was actually korean, like what he said
>5 days until Academy Will /trek/ survive?
>>217245062I think I was Mandela effecting the him correcting them part. I don't believe he ever said he corrected them, he used "they didn't even know Kim was a Korean name!" as the punchline to his story for a laugh at a convention.So who knows how long the writers thought Kim was Korean. 1 season, 2 season? 4, 5?
>>217245105Go on.
>>217245187fuck I meant who knows how long they thought Kim was ChineseI'm tired as fuck it's 5am and I'm going to sleep
>>217245204That's disappointing.
>>217244906>>217245105in an early episode of Delta Flyers, Garret said he didn't bring up Kim being a Korean name until Voyager ended. It wasn't until he was suggesting they make Hoshi in the then upcoming Enterprise be Chinese as an act of goodwill towards China and how she would be the first Chinese character on Star Trek and then (I think it was Braga, not sure) said "we already had Kim" and that's when he brought it up. Allegedly.Garret also said that he just imagined Harry was a Chinaboo when doing the show.
>>217245317who fucking knows man, it's ridiculousand if you mention it, you get in trouble!
>>217245317>people liking something i dont like is shilling!!i hate reruns
>>217245427
>>217245380something something you know who's behind the curtain by discovering who you can't insult
>>217245410Are you blind? Nobody likes it. Half of the shill posts are copy+pasted articles with a hollow and obviously untrue headline, and the other half are corpospeak bullshit that got spat out of a chatbot.
>>217244906>You cannot trust the memory or intelligence of Garrett Wang or of Anon.So you DO see the problem?
STA is almost upon us but what have we learned?
What did I tell you? If you criticise the shills, the shills report, the jannies ban you LOL.
>>217245773Also I got banned for ban evasion btw, I wasn't banned beforehand either. They desperately needed to find a reason to "ban" and remove the posts, they couldn't find any real one so they did the mental gymnastic effort of saying I was ban evading because I mentioned you risk getting banned for 3 days over attacking shills.
>>217245617I've listed to a fair bit of Delta Flyers a while ago. And a lot of what Garrett Wang says is tinged with resent and regret. I don't believe everything he says. Exactly how he says it. Just my vibes from listening. I think he frames things to better reflect himself. Although, I might be over stating that. He's not SUPER bitter or anything. But I think he looks back at Voyager. And that was his peak. And since then his job has just been pretty much selling autographs at conventions. And he looks at Roxanne Dawson and Robbie McNeil. And they've had successful directing careers in Hollywood. And he sees that. And thinks, I could've had that. If I'd just taken the opportunity then. So, what he says now is tinged by that regret of wishing he'd done things differently then.
>>217245796Can we just talk trek instead?
>>217245893THANK YOU
>>217245904Why are you so hellbent on stopping any discussion of ST Academy?
>>217245918Why are you so hellbent on shilling garbage?
>>217245918Proppaly paid shills sent by Parry+'s rivals.
>Proppalyyou will never be brahmin
>>217245915>>217245918>>217245963I like how these freaks always resort to this tactic, pretending the criticising the shills is the one who's hellbent on stopping any discussion on it, yet the freaks report your posts and get them removed stopping any criticism of the shill. Pretending spamming only positive reviews of it and cringy screencaps designed to annoy the average poster on here is "discussion." Get fucked you fucking shill tranny freak. Kys.
>>217245893I'd love to, but the thread keeps getting derailed by rustback clankers
>>217246168Huh? Friendly fire
>>217246272Sorry, my bad.
You helped this happen.
https://youtube.com/shorts/YGVgOgNdoIE>The first Klingon to set foot on this ship will be the last.What did he mean by this?
>>217246718>hideously ugly beast face>conpletely normal human body>with a wool outfit including woman glovesI don't think I could fuck up aesthetics this hard if I was trying. Fuck me, it's actually impressive how grotesque the entire design is.
>>217247055
>>217247055This isn't right.
What happened to the star trek theme park?
>>217246962Holy... Fucking...There is no way that's real.
>>217246962>>217246718How embarrassing do you think it is for the actors that every single convention they go to for the rest of their lives, they'll see random cosplayers wearing vastly better costumes and makeup than them...?
>>217247055>source:>my assEven if that is the case, people will just make threads about each Trek show instead of a single general. This will lead to newer show threads still having artificially inflated bot posts while older shows get shoved down the catalogue due to a lack of 'space' for them to get the replies they need to stay up on a board that moves this fast.Generals are a necessary thing for proper discussion of long-running franchises.
>>217247055Nice try, anon, but I'm pretty sure any such announcement would be made at the top of /tv/, à la "Welcome to /pol/", or at least in a separate sticky thread. Applaud the sentiment, though.
>>217246962>>217247449It really does come off as a fake fan trying to fit in with a half-assed costume.
>I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE
>>217247669I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon, anon.
>>217236808>This actually feels like star trek! -Every new star trek series
>>217247055This wouldn’t be a problem if we had poster IDs like /pol/. Why would Pluribus and Stranger Things need post bots when they’re producing new episodes? And if post bots are such a nuisance, what’s the point in making us humans solve captchas?
Anons have a legitimate grievance. Why DOES the Federation council allow such blatant shill posts to stay up, but quell and suppress anyone who points it out?
>>217248190are you really responding to that post like its legit? are you maybe retarded? its an anon that got mind broken by alien earth generals and has been posting that nonsense in every general ever since.
>>217248158kek this
>>217248486Just talk trek. Problem solved.
>>217236808>It's like watching "Data's Day," but somehow it's not filler.These idiots are the reason every streaming show needs a scene where two characters walk down a corridor explaining the plot. They don't trust you to be paying attention. They think you're too stupid to follow along on your own.
>>217236808The writers have had to learn some hard lessons about Star Trek but this season is a gamechanger and I'm really looking forward to seeing how this whole thing pans out.
does the nuTrek feature Australians?
>>217248889They should have abos on. That'd be inclusive.
>>217236808i love this shit, they know they fucked up hard with discovery and its just "LOOK GUYS ITS LIKE OLD TREK SEE WE STILL LOVE EVERYTHING">ok so in discovery a retard fish baby wiped out all the dilithium by crying to its AI mom that spread a shockwave throughout the galaxy and killed everyone>This was about 600 years after the end of voyager so it pretty much erases the entire history and sacrifice of star fleet>we did all this so Michael Burnam could become a captain and lead a team to rebuild and reunite the planets and be the best captain ever>fans were mad that we basically erased history for our shitty super character. >ok new show will bring back robert picardo but hes acting like a normal human>also we will make sure the first episodes talk about all the great captains and star trek heroes like we didnt just fucking erase a timelineeverything theyve done has been absolutely fucked and i cant wait for the series finale to be Sisko coming out of the wormhole but they were too cheap to pay Avery so its alluded to
>>217248934>i cant wait for the series finale to be Sisko coming out of the wormhole but they were too cheap to pay Avery so its alluded toIt will be an AI generated Sisko that never aged because the wormhole/Prophets kept him frozen in time. And the scene will either be soft focus or shaky cam to hide the uncanniness. Disney has been doing this with Star Wars characters for years.
>>217248934Platform relevancy is up by 14%, Sir.
>>217249192Red alert, shields up
>>217249192what does that mean?
>>217240276just like god in star trek v
>>217240333You could always download all of Star Trek, like literally everyone else. Then you won't have to watch ads, and you won't put any money into the pockets of your hated Paramount.
>>217240367>listicles and click baitYou mean like everything else on the Internet these days? Please name a site whose ST: Academy review you would accept. If you mention any establishment-media site, I will laugh in your face, grandpa.
>>217249479i like watching H&I ads
>>217249479I have I like watching it with /trek.bros and ads, why is this confusing for you?
>>217248486Obviously Starfleet Security has someone patrolling /trek/ constantly. They completely overlook the posts that are advertising and begging, but punish those who are simply asking them to do their (unpaid) jobs.
>>217248909They're too busy being rama rama to learn acting skills.
>>217236808Will be interesting if they deal with how the Jem’Hadar have changed in the 800 or so years since the last DS9 episode, as all indications indicate that the Jem’Hadar are created sterile with only one gender under the Dominion’s rule. Is this an adaptation to Alpha Jem’Hadar living longer lives or an act of additional genetic engineering that Odo had a hand in as a new influence on the Great Link.
>>217249537You could watch it with trek.bros but without ads.
>>217249506I don't need any reviews to tell me what to think about nuTrek. The clips, trailers and promotional material tell me enough. It's shit.
>>217249714How do you mean?
>>217249690but its fun this way, you wouldn't understand
>>217249714Just because it doesn't cater to your seething geezer demographic doesn't mean it's shit.
>>217249733>but i like adsWow, the corporate overlords have really mind-broken you, haven't they.
>>217249740lmao it doesn't cater to anyone
>>217249761wow you really don't get it at all do you? what about the watch along upsets you so much? /trek/ getting together to watch and enjoy something?
If there were a modern Star Trek show that channeled the earlier series, would people even want to watch it? It's tough to walk the line between being so anachronistic that you drive away viewers and having enough action and fast-paced cuts to endear a new generation of fans.
the corporate overlords...you know, Shriners Children's Hospital...and...Qunol Supplements
>>217249820how about you just make real star trek and the viewers will come of their own accord, how about that?
>>217249740Why doesn't any nutrek have a lasting legacy? STD is nearly 10 years old. How are people looking back at it? Do you know? Does anyone know?
>>217249796No Klingon of honor would skip leg day. Or is this Klingon just gay?
>>217249740Based on the review of one of your own shills, the only demographic it'll appeal to is people willing to sit through a "choppy" (and, IIRC, near-movie-length) pilot and two further episodes of "Riverdale in space" before it (allegedly) gets good. That's a pretty small demographic.
>>217249820Nutrek is about killing a story.
The fact there's people who don't care about the quality of nutrek as long as it keeps the IP alive.
>>217249913their big mistake was thinking star trek was like sw, you can't kill trek by making a bunch of shit 20 years later and thinking fans will accept it, or care about it, or even bother thinking about it.
>>217249857>How are people looking back at it? Do you know? Does anyone know?Nobody even remembers it exists. Walmart has the complete series heavily discounted next to TOS in every DVD section. Not one character, line of dialogue, or piece of technology has entered greater pop culture. When STD was announced, I was certain it would be in the cultural conversation every year. But it never even broke the surface of social media discussion. Even Star Trek communities went back to bickering over Kirk versus Picard while STD was in season.
>>217249965Based Ben.Utopias are safeguarded by men willing to get their hands dirty.
>>217249965I let my officers commit war-crimes sometimes, as a treatt. Captain Benjamin "The Emissary" Sisko
>>217250063hows that broken brain going for you? alien earth really fucked you up eh?
>>217249965That's true but it's kinda just how it is. Every sequential Star Trek series has had less and less cultural relevancy. Things really bottomed out with Enterprise on UPN and never got better. The movies might have renewed interest somewhat but modern audiences are fickle and have so many choices that there is very little loyalty to a tired and obvious cashgrab with no real emotion behind it. There will probably never be another good Star Trek incarnation.
>>217250072
I think a lot of anons, me included, would prefer comfy /probertCconcept/ threads over eternal /trek/ generals which are nothing but IN TREK NEWS IN TREK NEWS REDDIT LOVES THE NEW SLOP FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM TWITTER GEEZER GEEZER GEEZER YOU'RE A GEEZER IF YOU DON'T SWALLOW THIS SHIT
>>217249943Alive?
>>217250129nope you've completely forgotten that Ent ended 20 years ago, all trek did, and everyone had plenty of time to watch it all and even Ent became part of the understanding of star trek. This current shit is trash cash grabs in an era of flashy shitty cash grabs and literally no-one gives a shit and no-one ever will.
>>217249953Are you saying something about star wars fans?
>>217250195If you are 35 now and they keep up this pace you could realistically see 5-10 new Star Trek shows before you croak. Chances any of them are good?Check these digits!
>>217250197alien earth broke your brain
>>217245915Mary's career going pretty good right now. On a top Netflix show. On a New Trek show.
>>217250202their are star wars fans?
>>217250063Generals still serve a purpose.
>>217250171/trek/ can still be brought back to quality discussion but that will take concerted effort.
>>217250215I could see more shitty cash grabs being made, I'm certainly never going to see them and guess what I don't care. Star trek finished 20 years ago and I can watch it whenever I want, in fact I'm watching it right now, Piece of The Action, great fun.
>>217250349That's enough, anon.
Stephen Colbert is in the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. On his show for Premier Week:Wednesday, Jan. 14 *NEW*Paul Giamatti – STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMYThe banter will be great. They're both Trekkies.
>>217250372thats enough with your grammar mistakes and bull shit>thats enoughposting, fuck off you contribute nothing.
>>217250473This is huge!
>>217250473>>217250496FUCK OFF
>>217250473He's very knowledgeable.
>>217250473What role does he play?
>>217250533Stephen Colbert is joining the upcoming Paramount+ series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, premiering January 15, 2026, as the voice of the Digital Dean of Students, making announcements over the intercom. He revealed his role at New York Comic-Con (NYCC) in October 2025, playing the part with his signature wit, akin to his own show's announcements.
>>217250533>>217250512>>217250547kys
>>217249783>I like the adsthere's no coming back from this you mongoloid. To a real human you're just a cons00mer.
>>217250512Other issues aside, Colbert does have nerd cred. Big Lord of the Rings fan. Huge. Even speaks Elvish.
4fleet has a corrupt admiralty.
if he did have nerd cred he's losing it by being in nutrek slop
>>217250547https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2nv7ldhVQ
>>217250565never said that you are retarded
>>217250533It’s a voice only role so he doesn’t have to bother with costumes or makeup.
>>217242202This happened to a guy I know
>>217250630Didn't this slop get canceled?
>>217250604They let invaders from Discordia IV coordinate attacks on their soil.
>>217250473>cbs show promoting peeplus showinconceivable
>>217250372GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR TRANS SUBREDDIT
>>217250679jej
Daystrom hard mode: come up with a believable lore reason for why people looked bogged as fuck in NuTrek.
>>217250473
>>217250703Omegazempic.
>>217250215they havent made any star trek shows for 20 years
>>217246962Just looks like a jeet with elephantitis
its enough of boomertrek we need more shows that dont have prehistoric dinosaurs shuffling in their slippersits new its exciting its star trekthats what we look forward to
Are people here like unironically promoting new Star Trek on this Chinese basket weaving forum? Why? Why even acknowledge this made by 70 year olds in a board room garbage?
>>217250756do you have some sort of mental illness?
>>217250765it's not unironic
>>217249674I'm willing to accept that Odo modified the Jem'Hedar to remove dependence on ketracel and give them females to let them blossom into their own culture that doesn't excuse the makeup being shit and casting an ugly fat bitch as one
i am once again calling for a voyager enterprise crossover mover trilogy to restore the timelime. please, we dont have many years left with all the actors alive and well enough to pull it off.
>>217250765Unlike those 62 year old median age youngsters watching DS9 reruns on H&I Your UHF Friend.
>>217250798he would also need to remove their violent tendencies and extend their lifespan and give them resources to support themselves. it would be like creating an entirely new species. it is wholly unacceptable and you are a bad person for accepting it.
>>217250756Fans are coming out strong for the new shows with real excitement and the metrics are reflective of that.
>>217250810old trek still generating revenuenutrek is a tax writeoff
>>217250839What drugs are you on?
>>217250765They're Troonellians from the Discord system.
>>217250839Imagine saying that unironically.
>>217250765How do you feel about nutrek's depiction of trans people?
The future is now, old man
>>217250916Is he a Troonellian?
>>217250868H&I shows PSAs during oldtrek. That's not generating revenue.
>>217250868>>217250948lol
trolling used to be a art, as oldfags would sayit's not the same anymore when it's some mentally ill discord server going "post this, now post that"
>>217250966thats the networks problem. theyre paying paramount regardless. also paramount sells ads on pluto.and surely a signifigant portion of peeplus subs are there mainly for old trek.
>>217250966Clinton Trek can't even get Life Alert ads now? How about funeral homes?
>>217250971Do you have any actual evidence of this coordination? Or is this just your own paranoid bleating? Maybe you need to stop stirring the pot & simply accept people have different viewpoints.
Do people who like new Star Trek also like Bioware games made after Mass Effect 2?
>>217251027Mass Effect 3 is over hated. Only the ending is truly shit
>>217236066OP pic brings up a good point. Where there jannies in Star Trek, Like the the next generation enterprise was carpeted that would have got messed up . Especially if some one bleeds or pukes on it, They never showed the clean up crew. Maybe they had a really advanced Roomba that's my head cannon at least.
>>217251058they can replace floor panels with the transporter
I think the new phase of Star Trek shows has been great! The production value is incredible, the cast is diverse and talented, and the storytelling is more nuanced and character-driven than ever before. The new series has managed to honor the legacy of the original while also pushing the franchise in new and exciting directions. I can't wait to see what the future holds for Star Trek.
>>217251057So basically the plot of Mass Effect 3 is a chain of favors. You need Y, so you go to X. X tells you they’ll give you Y only if you first go help Z. Z then sends you to someone else, and the whole story becomes an endless loop of “do this first, then I’ll help you.Also, less party members than 2 and the Leviathan DLC was idiotic reveal.
>>217251027i hate nutrek and I'm also a Solavellan, so
>>217249674I'm still not watching this slop . Kurtzman trek is not cannon .
>>217251057Structurally the plot of Mass Effect 3 looks like:You need APerson 1 has A, but needs BPerson 2 has B, but needs CPerson 3 has C, but needs Detc
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>217251009I think you're a part of it.
>>217251186Transformers is my favorite Orson Welles movie.
>>217251211Well, I'm not even on Discord in any capacity, nor am I part of any group "plotting" to post in this general. For a moment, I was interested in knowing what's behind your projection, but then I realized that you're boring & I really don't care. Hey, how about, instead of attributing differences of opinion to "muh hecking vast conspiracy", how about discussing Star Trek?
>>217251291Ok here's a picture of an attractive woman from Star Trek.
It's fucking cold here, bros. What episode of Trek should I watch to vicariously experience warmth?
>>217251117>>217251162That's basically the entirety of Mass Effect 2 as well
>>217251291So defensive. There's something you're hiding.
>>217250669Watching the CBS Morning show hosts all pretend to be hardcore Trekkies whenever there’s a new show or movie to promote is always funny. Like watching the Today Show hosts all pretend the Wicked movies are cinema.
>>217251357STTNG's "Final Mission" takes place in a desert.
>>217251357The ENT episode where they have to live in the engine tube for days.
>>217251386>That sounds like something a witch would say!Seriously, go outside and touch grass. You've lost touch with reality.
>>217251358Mass Effect 2 is a bit different. There is very little overarching season/game-long plot. The main story is simply to recruit a team and then go to the Collector base.The most of game is in the subplots: you recruit squadmates, and each of them has a loyalty mission. Most characters get one major personal story, and those stories are largely self-contained. Structurally, the game looks like this:Recruit Character 1 do their loyalty missionRecruit Character 2 do their loyalty missionRecruit Character 3 do their loyalty mission…Then go to the Collector baseInstead of a long chain of interdependent objectives (A B C D).
>>217251433I think there's something you're not telling us.
>>217251058Lower Decks showed phasers being used to clean. https://screenrant.com/star-trek-lower-decks-phasers-weapons-uses-explained/
>>217251410>>217251412Good choices, but I feel like I know them too well (I also thought of Desert Crossing). Maybe something from DS9, since I haven't seen that for a while?
>>217251559Lower Decks is the weirdest thing on earth. It's almost good, but Paramount wanted to copy HBO's Harley Quin series.WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>217250679kek
>>217251558Literally no one cares about your insecure, paranoid ravings. Try discussing Star Trek.
>>217251559Right, but what about in real Star Trek?
>>217251599>"real" trekI don't accept the premise of your strawman argument.
>>217251625>zher thinks Kurtzman Trek is real Star Trek
>>217251599There's this guy with a vacuum-cleaner backpack in Wrath of Khan. I call him Vac-man.
>>217251625I am too sober for this cringe shit.
Tal Celes
>>217250765It's just 229/Tillyfag trying to annoy people hereYou should know better, being an ancient thread methuselah
>>217251558Fine, you got me. I am, in fact, the ghost of Gene Roddenberry. As proof, I offer this image of me, which I definitely didn't download from an earlier thread.I have come back from beyond the grave to speak to you. As you know, my ashes, and those of my wife, were shot into space, where we were found by angelic aliens who brought us back to life.I have come here on a mission of great importance. I understand there is someone here, someone who has managed to keep the faith, someone that believes real Trek is only what I was involved with, and that all others are heresies. I couldn't agree more.So, for that true defender, my knight in shining armor, I have an offer for you. I will let you into Star Trek Heaven, where you can bask in my glory forever and ever. But to gain entry, you have to kill yourself. What's more, you have to do it in the next ten minutes, for that is as long as I can hold open the portal. I can only accept one of you, so anyone that kills themselves too late won't be saved. So hurry!
>>217251661Perhaps he's a tribble exterminator
>>217251746He could well have a tribble attachment, yeah. Suck those little fuckers up.
>>217251718It's not the real BF
>>217251882Nah, it's hard to fake that kind of very specific autism and retardationIf it was a fake BF it would accidentally make an on-topic post every once in a while
>>217250231Would
>lets the village continue practicing their dangerous religious psyop without getting to the bottom of itlol. I think I can see why DS9 has some haters. Still, I find that every episode has been consistently entertaining, like there's not TNG tier lows where I want to blow my brains out. Guess they finally learned how to make even the filler episodes fun after churning out decades worth of garbage.
>>217252208I think at that point Miles and Bashir had their own jobs and problems to worry about. They weren’t interested in getting tied up in primitive Bajoran rituals. That’s for Galaxy class ships.
>>217251661The aforementioned light-mop or whatever the hell it is.>>217251860Probably less messy than glommers.
>>217251661>I call him Vac-man.FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
>>217252898>>217253030This is wrong.
>>217253057
I don't know how much more nutrek I can take. People are going to post about academy here and it will get obnoxious.
Dabo!!!
>>217253156Why? The show is going to be great.
>>217245092I wont watch it, so I will be fine.
>>217253193Maybe but it's bound to turn /trek/ toxic.
>>217253370Oh yes. Quite toxic indeed.
>>217253370So much more toxic than it is already. LOL. LMAO even. Looking in the mirror is long overdue, geezer.
>>217253390You sound like you're looking forward to it.
Anyone got a link to the original/80s-sounding version of Dukat Did Nothing Wrong?
>>217253527https://vocaroo.com/1iWaxxhBRopB
>>217253553Sweet. Cheers, anon. Will be listening to this banger at the gym tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/9tjdswqGGVg?si=YdAab5FAu3VcWDYPHEYAHOYAHEYAHOYAHEYAHOYA
>>217253553Hey that part at 3:26 is the same as in YOUR MOM
>>217253156People talking about Star Trek in a Star Trek thread. Imagine that.
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>>217253681You know damn well what I mean. Nutrek divides fans and especially here on 4chan.
>>217253792>Nutrek divides fans and especially here on 4chan.no it doesn't there's just a group of dedicated trolls and then retards who can't help but reply to obvious troon shitposts
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>>217253661I know next to nothing about Starfleet Academy but its cute that they included some actors names
>>217253864they really thought putting characters names on a wall would have the "legacy" fans clapping like fucking seals going >I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! I WILL NOW WATCH YOUR SHOW
>>217253792The massive Trekkie engagement with new Trek says you're wrong.
>>217253905Yeah the character names isnt what im referring to i just recognized Tawny Newsome's name. Actors is at least more of an easter egg.
>>217253953>The massive Trekkie engagementis it in the room with us now?
>>217253953Not even you seriously believes this.
