Kurtzman has never seen Trek EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>217264912
star trek sex with shran
I just want the old rituals back.
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>>217275913soothing
>>217275841>Never seen>Explicitly says he saw Trek
Watching TNG for the first time, halfway through S1 and it's awesome. I love the diplomacy, intelligence, overall optimism and just the characters as a whole, everyone is so perfect.
>>217275983>Some of the writers loved Star Trek, I was not really a fan, and MY PRODUCING PARTNER NEVER SAW IT.I made the operative part real big for you, anon.
Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>217275875No hasperat?
>>217276027Would you like to see the false thread title again?*Kurtzman has never seen Trek Edition"
>>217276086Are you blind? JJ is the one talking and he says his producing partner (Alex Kurtzman) has never seen Star Trek.This is when 2009 was a finished product by the way. Not in production, finished.
>>217276045Hasperat just sounds like it tastes disgusting.
>>217273729Total projection on your part. LD fans may recommend the show, but they don't revere it with religious fervor. You literally can't see past your obvious blind spot.
>>217273780>believable through suspension of disbeliefGood Lord. You couldn't even get through a sentence without contradicting yourself.
>>217273810>emotional investment>in a TV showLOL. LMAO even. Clearly, you and I are completely different types of fans.
Guys....watchalong nonnies....this is not a drill....the time as finally come. Waltz is on TONIGHT. At 10pm EST
>>217275841chuddie may not like it but stewart is a goat interviewer; who have the balls to be at the same time scathingly blunt and funny enough to get the crowd to relax and laugh and deny jarjarabrahams the right to look miffed.
>>217273861>>217273934Indeed. Clearly, NEETs have no experience with school, work, OR the military. Or life outside of their room in their mommy's house where they grew up and then failed to launch.
>>217276401balls and talent.
>>217275841Lower Decks is more entertaining than Enterprise
>>217274760If a TV show is enough to give you dyspepsia, maybe that explains why you never leave the house & failed to launch. So why do you prattle on and on as if your tastes are somehow respectable and noble? You watch old TV because it doesn't disturb your lazy stomach, simple as.
>>217276401Stewart is a fucking subversive hack who hates white Americans. Fuck him and his stupid "I'm serious but now I'm making a joke Joss Whedon bullshit" schtick.
>>217276022It is considered high-trek.
>>217276437It really isn't.
>>217274974How is that proof? Elaborate.>>217274991Don't let the web browser hit your ass on the way out.
>>217276398/ourguy/ here replying to a bazillion posts from the last thread to get that last word in is similar to Dukat talking to his tulpas of Kira, Damar and Weyoun.
Relevant post
>>217276463you are crazy. in op's pic he judo-destroyed teh credibility of this (jewish) cynical hollywood careerist addicted on taking big projects even if he hate the material and have nothing to add to it. stewart is an equal opportunity mocker, no punching down.
I approve of SNW.
Posting the OFFICIAL /trek/ tier list as voted on by the 7th iteration of the BFcord Incel Council and blessed by Gul Dukat himselfPlease ignore subsequent trans versions of Trek tier lists, thank you.
>>217276528You don't actually believe he's a fan of Star Trek do you? It's obvious he's begging for laughs like a hasid chasing pennies
>>217276398Every time you hear a line from the song take a drink
>>217276490it's really not but whatever. anyway one of the reason I wish there was HD DS9 is so I can confirm if they put eyeliner on Weyoun here to make him look more deranged because it really does look like it in some shots
>>217275715>>217275789As all can see, the problem is that some of the fans here can't comprehend that other fans have different opinions, and seethe about it endlessly. They're like middle school bullies.
>>217276562You're just trying to get posters riled up.
>>217276593Middle school bullies? On 4chan??? Upon my word.
>>217276344>>217276406ESL jet, it's cool that you served in the military, but does call centre count as a real job?
>>217276528Do you mean Jon Leibowitz?
>>217276599yeah it's a thing called trolling, which is only allowed on /b/ as per the rules
>>217276401Leibowitz's best moment was pushing back on the "Covid definitely had nothing to do with that viral-research lab right next to where the initial outbreak occurred" narrative on Colbert, exposing the latter as the spineless, unfunny propagandist he now is. Colbert's discomfort as his own audience laughed at the absurdity of his position was priceless.
>>217276115The great MST3K episodes had nothing to do with Joel, Mike, or whoever that was in the reboot—it had to do with the movie being entertaining in a way it never intended to be. Watch the "Cry Wilderness" episode of "nuMST3K" and tell me you weren't entertained. But that brings up the crux of the problem—you're not a fan, you're a critic. You look reasons to hate something, while I look for reasons to enjoy it. You can't comprehend that, so you're bitter, angry, and spent lots of time seething.
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>>217276664The fact that I recgonize the katakana for haspurato makes me sad.
>>217276599>noooo don't point out my hypocrisy that hurts my precious little feelings you're such a TROOOOOOLLSad.
>>217275841It took JJ Asshat to realize the problem with Star Trek was that it wasn’t A STAR WAR.American culture of stupid assholes means everything that was ever good must get replaced with GOOD GUY vs SUPERVILLAIN + SOOPERWEAPON + PRODUCT PLACEMENT + MERCH TIE-INSfuck this gay earthI literally can’t suck all these dix fast enough
>>217275983>OP talks about Kurtman>adds a picture showing Abrams is just as guilty>You come along, having zoomer-level reading comprehension (that’s a 0)>HALP HALP WAT DO I DOOOO
If somebody said to me "Watch either Lower Decks or Witch From Mercury," I would watch that episode of Pokemon with Porygon and pray that I swallow my own tongue.
Garak was actually just a tailor messing with Starfleet and the rest of the Cardies though it was so funny they went with the joke
>>217273586So you admit Star Trek has a mix of serious episodes and goofy episodes. So why do you focus on the serious episodes, ignore the goofy episodes, and thus pretend the show is serious and deserves to be taken seriously? You have selective attention.
>>217276827Can you get a tripcode so I can block you? Thanks.
>>217276673Do one with your emotion-projection, mate. The new series just aren't funny, as witnessed by the reaction whenever a nu episode comes around on the YouTube streams, and the comments on all forums which aren't tightly controlled. And the failure of Joel's last Kickstarter campaign. The irony of having a go at me for finding fault with a bad TV show that's all about finding fault with bad content completely escapes you. And being a mindless, uncritical fan of any franchise is a sad thing to be.
All this infighting is killing /trek/.
>>217276568are you incapable of understanding OP's image, the flow of that little story. jarjarabrahams said he didnt like star trek and he was directing it... jon just zeroed in on that dismissing everything else he said to hammer on it: jarjar he is in charge of a franchise he never understood, liked or respected. its not about wherther jon like star trek or not... how can you NOT get this? autistic?
PROMENADE
>>217276857I simp for BF already because she looks like she likes it rough.
>>217276808If somebody said to me "Watch Lower Decks”I would just shit in my hands and smear it in my own ears to protect them from the much greater load of verbal diarrhea that show thinks is a good fuckin idea to put on a starship.
>>217276886JJ is saying some of the writers on 2009 liked Star Trek and he at least countenances that he's SEEN it but he still says he doesn't like it and never did, and he flat out says his producing partner (Alex Kurtzman) has not seen it at all.And it's important to note that he says Kurtzman HAS not. He doesn't say "had not," meaning he had watched it. Even with 2009 a finished product they were marketing and Kurtzman being one of the main creative forces on that movie, JJ Abrahams specifically says that AT THIS POINT Kurtzman has STILL not watched Star Trek.It's astounding really.
>>217276897GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG!Listened to it at the gym earlier, grinning like an idiot.
>>217276777why are you replying in here, go back there you fucking fag
>>217276875I care not for the opinions of toxic fans. They can seethe online all they want, but I will still watch what I watch & like what I like, and no basement-dwelling cretin is going to change that.
Just started Voyager....what am I in for?
>>217276897classic
>basement-dwelling cretin he is the comptroller of the incel council tyvm
>>217276901How wonderful that you have no real problems in your life & have the energy left over to seethe over a television program.
>>217276827Even the goofy episodes took themselves serious enough to be respectful to the audience & not utterly waste our time shitting all over the thing we’ve been tuning in to watch all season. This shit was made by people proud to not give a fuck about star trek or its audience. It’d be fine if they made some high-minded future trek shit set in the 7,000s, but no, it’s just lazy “let’s fuck up everything that’s already been established”.
>>217276948Disappointment
>>217276948I'm a suck fuck I like a quick fuck
>>217276940Sure, knock yourself out. It's still shit, though. And you likely won't be getting any additional series any time soon, because, yeah, turns out even forgiving MST3K fans have their limit. Another franchise ruined!
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>>217276960this guy is sharting diarrhea into your mouth and you're standing there like>Uh excuse me I don't think you realize you just projectile shat into my mouth I need to explain to you why what you did is wrongor you're just in on it with him I can't tell.
>>217276956That’s your defense for the garbage writing on this shit? No defense at all, just the most generic ad-hominem you could possibly peck out with your fingers…. Exactly what I’d expect from the intellect this show caters to. Utter trash.
>>217276827Fucking fourth world ESL, I swear
>>217276996
What's the point of getting angry about a show you're not gonna watch?
>>217277020Because they keep making them.
>>217277020i don't feel angry
>>217277020I get really angry about gunDUMB ZZZZZZzzzzzITSBORING
>>217277072Oh man imagine actually having taste in scifi.
>>217277072It does become tiring.
>>217277020Angry? I can't wait to make fun of it.The only thing I'm angry is at is whoever is letting our thread be spammed and trolled constantly because they're clearly doing it maliciously as some kind of personal vendetta.
>>217276982Rifftrax is still going strong.
>>217277119Yes. And whether or not Mike was invited to appear in nuMST3K, the smart move was to stay out of it.
Reminder that anything after Enterprise is not real Star Trek.
>>217276998That's nothing compared to the desperate ad-hominem attack you're trying to mount—"garbage writing", "shit", "utter trash", etc. The lack of self-awareness is stunning.>>217277010Your ad-hominem attack is low-effort. You should take lessons from the master baiter, linked to above.
>>217277020There are many reasons. First, Kurtzman is an incompetent person who got lucky and landed a cool job. Second, if it weren’t for Kurtzman, someone more competent might have been given this position instead. Third, his work is damaging the lore and world-building of Star Trek, making future projects harder to develop.
>>217277167You are correct, sir.
I wash my hands of this whole pre-release war and am reserving judgement until Academy actually airs.
>>217277159Moving the goalposts, I see. Your assertion was that there would be no new MST3K series, which is irrelevant, because Rifftrax is still going strong.
>>217277174You should look up unfamiliar words before using them in a sentence.one of ad-hominems uses in this thread was correct, and it isn’t yours
>>217277103Why is Sixshot colored funny
>>217276022If you already like TNG from the first season, once the show hits its stride, it will break into your top ten all time favorites. And then you have DS9 which is also great.
I can't wait for Academy, I won't be watching it but it will be fun to spend time mocking it with you all.
>>217277111>because they're clearly doing it maliciously as some kind of personal vendetta.Don't go triggering vendettas with shit behavior then.
>>217277206(a) I said it's unlikely there'll be any more series of nuMST3K any time soon(b) Rifftrax isn't nuMST3K(c) Rifftrax isn't MST3K either (though it's spiritually far closer to it than nuMST3L is)(d) Once again - just to reiterate - nuMST3K sucks and that's why Joel's Kickstarter failed
>>217277288I'm afraid /trek/ will lose cohesion.
>>217277260To be fair, he thinks Lower Decks, or any NuTrek for that matter, is good writing. Lower your expectations for him, he’s just excited to be able to buy an action figure at Walmart to go with his Star Wars collection.
How long before nutrek starfleet will be okay with eugenics again and Khan was actually a misunderstand hero
>>217277288That's the spirit. It's going to be grand.
>>217277288>I'm going to enjoy helping to make the thread unusable thanks, we know
>>217277288The Critical Drinker video shitting on SFA already has 3X the views of the SFA trailer.The SFA trailer has about 60k views. The P+ install base is 85 million.
>>217277288I see Rich has joined the thread.
>>217277359great now we all have AIIIIIIDDDDSSSSS
>>217277347Star Trek? Huh?
>>217277370SPAAAAACE AAAAAAAAIDSSSS
>credits>gold pressed latinum
>>217277201I mean, come on, dude: >>217277347You can pretend you don't know what it's going to be like, but you know.
There was a 300+ post thread bitching about Academy earlier todayAnd it was a really good thread because most of you weren't in itOr for some reason it just failed to attract the worst of youAnd it really got me thinking how if I wanna talk about Star Trek on /tv/, it's fine to do it in a one-off threadBut the /trek/ general is just permanently, intentionally unusuableIn fact it is a containment area for people who DON'T want to have normal discussions about Star TrekI guess that's the curse of "generals"? It very quickly becomes not about the thing it's about, but a pseudo-Discord for attention whores to do their catchphrases as if they're Sheldon CooperPS. fuck you
>>217277438I stayed out of that thread because I don't want to talk about nutrek. see how that works?
>>217277461We talked about nutrek some, mostly to taunt itAnd about TNG and DS9. Not much TOS, but you can't win em allBut more importantly nobody showed up to spam hundreds of screencaps of the Trek & Morty show and spam how they're the best thing ever and only a vocal minority of elderly people dislike it, and nobody did avatarfagging gay ERPing, and nobody posted walls of text of random song lyrics
>>217277438nutrek is not star trek. It really is that simple.
>>217277438to be fair to the regulars, I'd be pretty mad too if people wanted to talk about nu-trek over the comfy older series
>>217277528>the troll dedicated to destroying trek discussion didn't show up in the nutrek threadI'm literally struggling to find your point
I don't think star trek will ever be good again. It's too tainted now and we'll need a whole other show down the line, and we're talking 10 years.
Star Trek is one-world government commie propaganda.
WTF IS NEELIX?Is it a fucking clown species? WTF IS THAT SHIT! Fcking space clown, it acts all goofy and then probes you Just weird as fuck creepy goofy space goblin
>3 threads upwhat is it now?
>>217277840Paramount shills are working overtime until the release of the new Dreck
>>217277675I mean... it's post scarcity society.
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>>217276224This is unbelievably accurate. Infinite Jest, Finnegan's Wake, and Ulysses are all massive danger signs when you ask someone what their favorite book is. Someone tells you something like one of the Battle Circle or Xanth books by Piers Anthony, one of the early Ender books by OSC, one of the Dragonriders of Pern books by Anne McCaffrey, you're golden, they'll actually have worthwhile discussion on a wide variety of material. It's hard to be an insufferable stuck up faggot about it when your favorite book is wizards or spaceships.
>>217278014It was a war.
>>217276022Awesome - if you like s1 you're gonna love the later seasons as they blow 1 out of the water.
>>217276022Enjoy it, friend. It really is a wonderful show.
It's over.
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>>217277647There is a vacuum of good sci-fi television, but all the men capable of filling that vacuum have been blacklisted or retired. The target audience of SFA is some 20 year old mixed race pansexual living in Brooklyn or San Francisco.
>>217278337And they're not watching it either.
/trek/ being poopy urges me to work on my next video project
>>217278439That’s the funniest part. These people do exist but they’re either doomscrolling Instagram reels or betting half their paycheck on Draft Kings.
>>217278181This is the most mid IQ take I have read about anything in a long ass time.
>>217278337plurb is a good sci fi show.
>>217276199The top 100 movies and series on IMDb all take themselves seriously. The Mandalorian isn’t even in the top 100, and the only reason it’s rated so highly is Baby Groku. It’s literally lightning in a bottle; a one-in-a-million case.Jesus wept. Why are so many ESL's trolling here?
>>217278505
Just watched an episode of DS9 where Odo's mother disguised herself as the person he loves while stuck in a rock in a compromising positionWhat was her plan there
>>217278694her plan was making Odo think Kira was dead so he'd have nothing left stopping him from coming back to the Link
>>217276928He's probably talking about Lindelof, though Kurtzman says that while he had watched some, Orci was a much bigger fan than he was. But it's still astounding that CBS kicked out Bryan Fuller yet let Kurtzman back, let alone extended his contract
>>217278694bit of banter innit
>>217278694the best part of this episode is the>Kira: Odo I love you!>Odo: OH I see now this is all fake. he's so fucking blackpilled
>only one changeling ever bothered learning to survive in outer space and they gave him aids for it
>>217278825DS9 really dealt them out.
nutrek makes my skin crawl
>>217278825You'd be blackpilled too if you were a space mall cop with amnesia.
I haven't watched a single episode of Star Trek.
>>217278851Laas deserved AIDS
Its nice to finally see some more diversity and representation on Trek. Strangely enough diversity always seems to only ever mean less white people.
>>217279313It's almost like there's some kind of agenda.
>>217279313So in TOS most of cast are Jews.In TNG only two white men are in the main cast. . .
>>217279313>Strangely enough diversity always seems to only ever mean less white people.If the status quo ante is disproportionately white people, that's what parity and equity will require.
>>217275841christ, the pedophile really spammed the last thread huh
>>217279469Yeah, it got pretty obnoxious.
>>217279505>mfw her last name is Darhe'el
>>217279670What posts?
>Weyoun 1-3what were they like?
>>217279866swole
What was the main trek forum before /trek/?
>>217279548>This was considered an awful episode and a low point for Star Trek in 1993
>>217278825Kira's boyfriend died like just the previous episodeit would have been insane for her to say she loves him then
>>217278512If I didn't know any better, I'd think the spammer hired a bunch of jeets off of fiverr to help him ruin the thread.
>>217279940now it's all feces
>>217279995Wrongs Blacker Than Piss And Shit
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>>217279958
At least give Academy a chance. Watch the first few episodes and see where it takes you.
>>217280078this was proven to be untrue and is indian cope
>>217280091that's the admin of the site
>>217279940Only by plebs.
gues character
>>217280102ah yes gookmoot goes by grapeape
I'm just tired of the trolling at this point.
>>217280274admin not owner
>>217280085>restaurant serves customers literal shit>is shut down>reopens with a new name, under the same management>at least give them a chance!
