>>217290848>colonels going to get me killed again
>>217303947
Don't mind me, just posting the superior waifu who won't sperg out and cut your dick off one day because she is having a hot flash.
>>217303947>Quaritch gets her a silver wedding ring with a ruby gem>it glows like fire when the light catches it
laughed during my rewatch at the "drop him" bit because of the charlie kek webm.
>>217302903>>217303305You're forgetting the part where while Kiri (who will be in her early 20s post-timeskip) will have to sacrifice herself as the Eywa seedbearer, she'll also upload her consciousness into Grace's avatar (which is in its early 20s biologically) so she can be together with Spider in a non-Messiah body.
>>217304042Gahhh Spider is so damn lucky!
>>217304042>when your gf is physically the same age as you but sounds like the fucking crypt keeper
>>217304042I hope not, Kiri is way cuter than Grace's 2009 PS3 graphics design Avatar and clearly is not on a trajectory to end up looking like her at all. I wanna see a grown up Kiri be an evolution of her current design and not force her to just have Siggyface.
>>217304007Would Neyney and Varang prefer gyros or döner?
Neytiri and Jake are horrible parents
>>217304082If Kiri had had an age-appropriate VA or just Siggy's voice edited to sound youthful instead of post-menopausal, she would have become a generational waifu and TWoW would have achieved Cultural Relevance before FaA did.The fact that there is still a niche waifufagging audience for her even with the voice (because she's so cute visually and in character) tells you what could have been if she didn't snap you out of the whole damn film every time she opened her mouth.
>Jake Voice Over>Earth used to be great, before the RDA took over.
>>217304134smoooooooooooch
>>217304106Kiri is a literal clone and Siggy's avatar is some of the hottest na'vi out there. And that a more or less a 35 yer old version, imagin her in her early 20s, Kiri will be pure sex
>>217304225>Siggy's avatar is some of the hottest na'vi out thereWhen did you first realize you were gay?
>>217304007>starts dating step-sister forest JesusBeing Spider is...
>>217302791It's kind of funny how fuck-up second son Lo'ak is automatically in charge and Spider is lumped with the rest of the kids when Spider is 16 and Lo'ak is 14.
I hope that now that Quaritch is presumably listed as KIA that he can fully shed his implanted memories by letting Quaritch "die" and just go full native with the Mangkwan like he clearly wants to. There's literally no chance of him being accepted with the other clans and Neytiri will kill him on sight. I feel like the ashchads were introduced for basically the purpose of giving Quaritch his own people after his unforgivable actions in 1 and 2.I wonder how his relationship with Spider will change in the next duology as he continues on his journey of realising he's not Quaritch, will he care less about Spider? Or still care but gracefully accept that he's Jake's son now and let him go? I wish him and Jake got to talk before Neyney arrived, I wanna know where his head is at now that they have a common ground as coparenting dads.
>last time I got two>but they were the ugliest ones in the villageWhat are they talking about here?
>>217304225Sexo from the collarbone down, but her face is uncanny, I'm afraid, and her neck is a tree trunk.
>>217304106>>217304042Kiri > Grace (A)I want her to have long hair :3
>>217304332lol no wonder Cameron didnt do this, it makes them all sexo
>>217304318Is that what they said? If so it sounds like they divvy up the women as sex slaves, or at least temporary ones before sacrifice.
>>217303992
>>217304194>she would have become a generational waifu and TWoW would have achieved Cultural Relevance before FaA didI fell for her hard in TWoW albeit though.
>>217304281And Kiri is older than Lo'ak But because she's a girl who can get seizures from the spirit tree and hasn't been seen wielding a gun, she's treated more like a child
>>217303992eternally best girl until we see high schooler Tuk
>>217304225Nah, Jimbo even changed her avatar's design to look more na'vi in TWoW because it was too human here. Kiri won't look like this, she'll look like Grace did in 2.
>>217304134Bruh
>>217304134Why does my weewee feel funny
>>217304281Pink skins are foolish, like little babies.
It’s fucked up how Jake and Neytiri treat Spider like shit because he’s a filthy human and Quadritch’s son. It’s like they forgot that Jake was not only human once but also one who spent months feeding the humans information that they could use to attack the Na’vi. Like they could be raising this kid to be extremely loyal and to show him the good life on Pandora like what happened with Jake, but instead they resent him.
>>217304425Jake's new hairstyle isn't doing him any favors
Is having sex with a Na’vi gay since you can feel what they’re feeling?
>>217304379Kiri doesn't really look like Weaver at any point in her life, she has a completely different head shape. It would be a mistake to try and conform the design with her, even with the explicit revelation that she is supposed to be genetically identical.
>>217304435Neytiri was racist toward him, but Jake didn't treat Spider like shit. He just didn't fully accept and integrate Spider into the family because it didn't make practical sense for him to live with a mask on 100% of the time
James cameron is just too powerful
>>217304318>that strapIs one of them a girl? Do the girls rape the men too?
>>217304471I don't know if it's gay but I'm amazed at how few kids they have considering it has to feel absolutely incredible to experience both sides at the same time.>Neytiri canonically knows the physical sensation of fucking her own pussy
>>217304379She doen't look more na'vi she's basically the same but with updated cgi
>>217304521>Anger the Na'vi and Find Out
>>217304515>Neytiri canonically knows the physical sensation of fucking her own pussynew fetish unlocked
>>217304473>When Sigourney Weaver first saw Kiri's initial design, she objected to it because she felt it was "too neat and pretty." She advocated for Kiri to have a messier design and for her to be a more awkward teenager, pointing out that many girls simply do not feel as if they are that "pretty" on the inside.TYBS for giving us the pixie flowerchild qt we know and love. I think the fact that Jim changed her design away from Grace shows that Kiri is going to look different as an adult. I suspect Kiri will be revealed to be a mix of what Grace and Eywa (if we ever fully see her) look like.
>>217304612I don't care about Sigourney's retarded feminist rhetoric but Kiri's haircut really makes her look like a boy. Either the concept art or>>217304332would be better.
>>217304521Nose is radically different and much more Na'vi. Jaw is much narrower. Skin is darker.
>>217304332grace rocked booty shots and <.< tummy
>>217304450I kind of warmed up to it, because Na'vi generally braid their hair, which would take occasional maintenance and re-braiding from family/community, and Jake seems like the last person who would want to rely on his wife sitting him down for cosmetic appointments every once in a while. I generally assume Cameron thought they would look more lazy and unconcerned with aesthetic so that's what he thought appropriate for Jake.
>>217304642Emo Kiri is nice but concept art Kiri is ass and infinitely inferior to canon Kiri. You're a closeted homo if you think that messy hippy tomboy hair makes her look like a boy. Girls like that were the shy ones with actual personalities in school who you remember not making a move on 10 years later and hate yourself.
If avatar 4 and 5 dont get greenlit and I don't get to see teentuk I will bomb disney hq and blow up walt's frozen body.
>>217304735Trinity's all growed up :3
>>217304681It's literally the same nose and face, you're just seeing what you want to see
>>217304684>neuron activation
Jim made Kiri the only na'vi girl with white girl hair on purpose, he wants the audience to waifu her.
>>217304729>You're a closeted homo if you think that messy hippy tomboy hair makes her look like a boy. Girls like that were the shy ones with actual personalities in school who you remember not making a move on 10 years later and hate yourself.holy projection
>>217304764Ronal's thigh had me like this in the scene she was giving birth.
>>217304693Compromise: keep the un-braided dreads but shave the sides again, like at the end of Avatar 1. Could be kino >but it would look weird and uneven when it grows out again Then do it before the time jump in Avatar 4 so we can skip all that
>>217304684>>217304764fucking kek I didn't even notice the other smurf next to the bald guy like>bro you see this shit, gawd DAYUM
>>217304764>damn, how I wish I could take off this mask and know how she smells like
>>217304808Yea this looks a lot better than the native equivalent of a trailer trash mullet
>>217304291He will get more clans to his side when he rides Toruk.
>>217304829Absolutely
Biblical Imaginery-"Eywa" = "Yahweh", a simple reversal of the abrahmic sky daddy god.-The character name "Grace Augustine" is fully loaded with christianity. "Grace" is a specific theological state where you get right with god. Augustine was a theologian and saint.-In the third movie, one of the Ash people pokes Quaritch in his obliques with a spear, drawing a bit of blood. This is like the Lance of Longinus for Evangelion fans, or: the holy spear.-Varang's tight little horizontal binder is sometimes worn with a vertical stripe of paint or paints, clearly forming a cross.-The third film specifically makes general appeals to faith and belief, especially the opening argument between Jake and Ney (and Jake really ought to know better, since he lived the proof of his god at the climax of the first film).-In the first film, when the much larger Neytiri cradles Jake's weak human body, this pose is taken directly from the Pieta (mary cradles the dead jesus). The Michelangelo sculpture is the best known example, but it's a genre thing with other instances.-"Tulkun". The sound of this word is suspiciously close to the jewish theological concept of "tikkun". In rough strokes, the jewish/kabbalastic notion of tikkun is: the world is broken and wrong, and various troublesome things in the world (qlippoth) obstruct our clear view of reality. Therefore, we should endeavor to repair the broken world that we inhabit.-And then of course, the Na'vi are waging jihad against the occupying humans. -Jake is short for Jacob-Jacob took his brother Esau's inheritance by wearing goatskins on his arms so his father would think he was Esau-Jake literally wears his brother's Avatar and takes his place in the programYou can stretch it any way you like, but the abrahamist stuff is a major informer.
>>217304776I hope he has Tuk follow her sister's example and become a moody emo with straight hair as well. Neyney looked gorgeous when she had her hair unbraided and straight in her mating with MaJake scene in the first film. I wish braiding wasn't the standard among all people/tribes and there was more diversity.
>RDA loses Pandoran development exclusivity rights after latest fuckup>new megacorp arrives with an expanded colonization mandate>Brahmin Industries>settle around Pandora's greatest river, determined to treat it as sacred as mother Ganges>seeing the little brown creatures scuttling around blighting the Earth wherever they go, Quaritch and Varang simultaneously have a come to Eywa moment>even Lyle does>discreetly armed by the RDA, united Na'vi forces clear hordes of malnourished, poorly trained space dalits>Lyle "Slainjeet" Wainfleet gives his life driving a mag-lev train into the explosive cowpie silo they imported from Earth, slaughtering thousands of Brahmin Industries employees along the way as they squatted or stood aimlessly along the tracks>Brahmin Industries pulls out, their CEO swearing bloddy bitterly that they'll be back and superpowered by 2180
>>217305000>implying the first conflict in Avasaar would be started by the jeets shitting in the rivers and not by them endlessly following around female Na'vi begging for blue bobs and vagene
Did Lyle survive? I missed a lot in the finale carnage, I only noticed the ogro de las pandoricano bussin hair kid got killed on my 2nd watch.
>finally got to watch avatar 3>midway through the movie I realise the right lens of the 3d glass isn't working>get another one>all the best varang scenes are over by nowCOME FUCKING ON
>>217305032>>217305000>WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT>DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEMHe screams, plummeting into the abyss
The Avatar franchise is a 20 hours version of that Star Trek episode where Kirk becomes an injun
>>217305099>>217305032>>217305000needs an edit of the "here kitty kitty" scene to instead be two jeets harassing her
>>217303947Holy shit, KEK!
>>217304612Sigourney, I kneel.>>217304642>look like a boyRetard.
>>217304980Reef people don't braid as much. It seems like Cameron thought it was the most practical hair style for the forest ones because they would need to keep their hair less likely to be snared by branches.
Seeing Neyney's bare boob in the scene Ronal is doing her bandages. Holy sexo!
>>217304684Bush War Na'vi
>>217304134Bigger
Release the 4K already so I can comb through for high quality Kiri nip slips!
>>217305038The consensus on the board is that he stayed home playing Xbox along with a fire clan cutie.
>>217305053I have a whole bag of them.>>217304544Kek>>217305324Please share what you find.
Do any Na'vi other than Neytiri react to the mutt features of the Sullys?
>>217304612Holy based
SHOOT THAT ANIMAL.
>>217305266thats some mean bush
>>217305432seems like its only in 2, even the whales no comment on Lo'ak and Jake
>>217305439I know exactly what edit you are referring to and now every time I watch TWOW and I see that scene I will be thinking of that fucking video. Hilarious
This was irresponsible, imagine the damage that thing would do if it plowed into that crowd.
Y A L N A B A R KALNABARK
Was this movie just an excuse for Jimbo to shove in shit he couldn't fit into Avatar's 2 run time?The air and ash tribes didn't even matter that much by the end of the movie, it's just save the whales again.
>>217305625>Y A L N A B A R KI love how she says that
>>217305637All these sequels are so he has an excuse to create cool water CGI scenes. The dude has a weird obsession with water. Look at this prior films. So many of them are related to water to in some way.
>>217305681Says the walking bag of water.
>>217305681I just wonder what he plans for the end game of this.Do they expect the bows and pterodactyls to keep modern human tech out of there forever?Will they bullshit it with power of nature?Will Jimbo have to balls to give it a bad ending?
>>217305613>Mr. Olo'eyktan, a second skimwing has hit the Awa'atlu
>Avatar 5They will met a tribe of desert na'vis and will be used as metaphors for jews, muslims, indians and aussie abos.They do a thing called tailcut in which they cut their neuro tail's hairs leaving only the tentacles outside.>Avatar 5Na'vi of the ice, eskimos and sami anologies, they kill alien seals and even though the others navis find it horrible they will say how it's part of their culture and social right.>Avatar 5Na'Vis will enter the space age and become like the humans they fought so badly.Pandora will be polluted, they will start colonizing another planet.And so the cycle starts again.Also Eywa will be proved to be a neuro-abomination that sent it's spores on earth and created the myth of God, Jesus, Zeus, Odin, Shiva, Quetzalcoatl and whatever else there is.
>sometimes neytiri overshares when she gets possessive
>Abelard, announce me to the fetching xenos tribal female.
Now that we know that the structure of the series is 1 is a complete story , 2 and 3 form one complete story, and 4 and 5 is confirmed to be another duology, i wonder if Jim will release 4 and 5 closer together to avoid the effect that Fire and Ash has had, where it was too similar to its first half to be worth the long wait to a lot of people. BTTF 2 and 3 and Matrix 2 and 3 were released a few months apart. I think Jim should try and do the same if he films the last two back to back.
Sucks Neytiri is only barely starting to stop being racist to humans. She'll never know the motherly joys of having macaroni art made for her.
I love how they flipped this line on its head with Neytiri's cynical reaction as she remembers back to everything that transpired since he originally said it.
I hope Quaritch is missing and presumed dead, goes to become an ashfag, and after the timeskip the RDA come back with a new assembly line recom Quaritch that he has to fight, which further forces him to become his own man and make his own identity.One of Jim's original ideas for T2 was to have 2 Arnolds facing off before deciding against it so he has a chance to do that concept now.
>ywn be Varang's personal spit jarwhy even live, the sun might as well explode idc
Did the ash tribe have an entire cultural shift into becoming cannibal edgelords within Varang's lifetime?Or was she just bullshitting Quaritch?
>>217305432The Metkayina, Ronal in particular
you now realise that the series title refers to Norm, he's the only avatar left
>>217305730They hoped pinkskins wouldn't be so demonic to come back in such a scale and vengeful manner.
Why so much favoritism, Jim?
>>217305929>this fucking nigga
>>217305929Any scene that's a close up of her face is an amazing scene
>>217306050Real human always remains to be the focus of the story. Based.
>>217306050>first movie, Jake is the audience surrogate for the na'vi world, the avatar program literally allows humans to self insert into their way of life>lose self insert human character because he goes full native, introduce new humanboi and new human brain-na'vi mechsuit pilot in 2 to bring back a human perspective for the audience>one becomes a hybrid mutant and the other goes full cannibal tribesman modeI guess we're getting a new whiteboi to be the audience's literally me in 4.
This is the closest I have ever come to seeing Wainfleet's butthole. I don't even know if there's anything there.
>>217304729>Girls like that were the shy ones with actual personalities in school who you remember not making a move on 10 years later and hate yourself.I didn’t know anyone like that. There wasn’t a single girl I crushed on in High School
>>217306018Kiri is Eywa's Avatar
>>217306018Avatar 5 will have Neytiri and possibly others using "human avatars" on Earth, because Na'vi bodies don't work there with the higher gravity and whatnot. >live action Zoe Saldana acting like an alien and fish out of water discovering all the Earth stuff for the first time, in an inversion of the first movie
>>217306174I know, I just love seeing her suffer in such exquisite detail!
>>217305929Is it true that Jake's eyes became smaller between movies?
Why does Neytiri have such an issue with humans in general and human features in her children in the sequels when she fully accepted Jake in his human body at the end of the first movie?
>>217306442You're actually bewildered by this?
>>217306457Yes, genuinely.
>>217306424He was squinting at bullshit for 13 years.
>>217306367>as a finale, Cameron makes the most kickass Cyberpunk Earth film ever with Alien protagonists wearing human skin suits with cyborg implants all over themSo many billies
>>217306442Jake had a flying T-rex and her children do not.
big blue feet
just saw it.honestly was disappointed. it felt a lot like a rehash of the two previous movies and like the story hardly moved forward.also all the supposedly momentous moments like spider being able to breathe or kiri being grace reborn didn't seem to actually have much emotional depth? like they happened and everyone immediately moved on.varang and the ash people didn't feel particularly developed and just like cartoonish psychos. all the bad guys that somehow returned. tul'kun talking scenes still cringe af.
>>217306567this is just Jimbo's outlet for his white guilt, and somehow still one of the better things coming out lately
>seriously trying to set up some sort of goofy redemption arc for a psychopath like Recom Quaritchordering the shooting of an animal out of sadism is more than enough for him to deserve death>>217306605>white guiltI keep seeing people trying to draw parallels between the Na'vi and various retarded tribal groups from real life and I don't think it's valid because the brown spear chuckers of Earth have no connection to the planet or respect for nature nearly as deep as the blue cat people do and are far more similar to the Mangkwan in behavior.
>>217306442Neytiri only became a hardline chud after Neteyam got killed (and accepting Spider as her family ended this phase so she'll be back to normal in 4 hopefully). She had good and bad relationships with humans over the course of her life that left her wary of them. She spends a good portion of the first movie being cautious and untrusting of MaJake before she lets him into her heart eventually. She didn't immediately accept him, but she had already done so by the time she saw his pink body so it didn't matter.
>Uplift and modernize Na'vi>They start making humansonas of themselves
>>217306698This is Macross all over again
>>217306650I draw parallels to clichés about native americans and the noble savage myth.Have you not noticed how the human fighters are overwhelmingly white, with occasional east asians?
>>217305038>>217305363He's suddenly with Quaritch and Varang when they arrive with Tuk right after Pril's birth and take Neytiri hostage, and Quaritch throws him her bow saying, "Spoils of war." We never see him again after that point but Neytiri has her bow back when she arrives on the floating rock where Quaritch, Jake and Spider are and Quaritch jumps.So he's either killed or disable offscreen, or he gives Neytiri her bow or otherwise fucks off and leaves it where she can find it. We just don't know.
>>217306766Oh there's definitely parallels with cliches and the general storytelling, it's the same type of story as Dances with Wolves and The Last Samurai, the noble savage thing. I just don't think any IRL savages are actually noble enough to compare themselves to the Na'vi, we have a romanticized view of those people but they are largely violent retarded beasts unworthy of sympathy.
>post things that scare Eywa
>>217307180
>>217307180bricks and screws
One thing that really fucking bothers me in both of the final battles from 2 and 3, is how all the whaler gunboats are equipped with grenade launchers that shoot mini depth charges that are powerful enough to stun tulkun, but they never use them when they are getting swarmed by ilu riders or the killer squids...
>>217307412>be Lyle>have to train illiterate savages on firearms>meanwhile boss gets to snog hot goth witch alien>life is unfair
was his name Riku?
Given how Pandoran colonization has only become more vital and more promising (discovery of Spider's air-breathing), and how an 8-year timeskip provides distinctly enough time for action to be taken on Earth plus the travel time to Pandora, I think it makes sense that we'll see an actually oppressive military-grade presence on Pandora in A4/A5 to secure colonization once and for all, something Toruk Makto can't deal with as Jake has been dreading all this time. The final solution to the Sky People question was never going to be military victory.What sort of tech do you want to see from an actual human military that's had access to Pandoran resources for a century? I really want to see some kind of manned or remote piloted mech suits using tech reminiscent of the avatar program and neural immersion engineered from studying kurus. It would really emphasize the final Sky Demon nightmare scenario, corrupting even the tools of Eywa into weapons of the all-consuming threat.
I want to rewatch this movie but I don't want to go alone...
>>217307987>using the military to conquer Pandora instead of introducing them to feminism, goyslop and blue guilt
>>217303947I think avatar should have just been a mockumentary about peaceful humans cataloguing na'vi culture and pandoran wildlife
>>217307987They're gonna use not-agent orange, calling it now
>>217307987Toruk face-turn to Varang & Quaritch. Eywa having to compartmentalize because of off-worlder access (Recomms) and now Spider hybrids (make ShroomNet a competing hivemind lifeform vs. Eywa). BioTech by RDA basically allows Neuralink drone coordination and intelligence sharing, and parity of sorts for humans in battles. Steedless Sully & co. have to reconcile this seeming disfavor of Eywa, and the social fallout despite the last battle (more Na'vi religion[s] to interrogate, prophecy, ect.)-- so have them actually take refuge elsewhere instead of talking about ostracization to introduce a new biome (high mountains, Himalayas + Andes) and Clan, which might have insight into the volcanocide the Mangkwan experienced. The main thing is Ash Clan and their steady flow of apostates from other tribes are making Faustian Pacts with both the Sky People and tech useage, and Sully & co. have to seek solutions and strategy along with that temtpation and despair to fight fire with fire (while not just allowing the clans to roll over, refusing all tech-weaponry, either).
Apparently Michelle Yeoh's character in 4&5 is a Na'vi. There was some rumors she was a human character.
>>217308820>PaktueylatHard to tell but this does seem a bit eskimoey.
>>217304505Neytiri takes the girls strap and copies her face paint
>>217304216>Here's that cultural impact I was telling you about>You planted a tree?>Yes, amazing isn't it?
So. 1.2b good enough for you? It might go as high as 1.3b next weekend lmao
I felt like the air nomads were sort of like the most "technologically" advanced Na'vi tribe and would be cool to see more of that sort of stuff where the Na'vi utilize animals to do complex tasks instead of just being unga bunga all the time.
>>217309304Arid region Na'vi who build towns from mud bricks on open plains and have numerous Flinstones-esque animal-driven contraptions, none of which technically violate the tenants of Eywa but they're reviled by neighboring clans as improper and deranged.
>>217309342Yeah, like there's a reason why utilizing animals for complex things hasn't really caught on because most think it's weird and maybe too much like slavery or something, but there's got to be people like the air tribe who have no problem with making vehicles that animals can pull around and or using them for simple machinery.
>>217309642the virgin zoomer whining to his discord groomers instead of watching the film and showing up on Halloween covered in blue paint with a mohawk saying he's from the Jarhead Clan
>>217304681>>217304612AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH *sprays on her face*
>>217307987The plot of the old game involved them trying to hijack or disrupt Eywa's signals by tapping into the network at a dormant tree. Something like that, maybe.
So James Cameron is to blame for furfags huh?Word of wisdom: put the porn down
>>217304318>>217304347Would be cool if they talked about rape and sex slaves. But it was probably just bragging about consensual sex with ash thots after a drug orgy or something.
>>217310470>adventurous boomer goes to a provincial SEA village that's had no contact with tourist sexpats and shows the nearest ?teen year old girl his BWCWhy is this such familiar territory for Jim?
>>217310664>these murderous, torturing cannibals would never ever ever rape
>>217310719I'm all for it, but I doubt Jimbo wanted to imply such a thing.
>>217310459Na'vi don't have fur which is why they're the best feline aliens
>>217310719
killing neteyam was a mistake.
>>217303947I am watching FaA in fifth time tommorrow.
not killing lo'ak was a mistake.
>>217310951Lucky you. I might finally have the time to see it a second time next week.I feel personally responsible for us failing the 2 billies :-(
i've re-read the book that cameron stole everything from without paying the royaltiesthe setting is way more alien, not a 1% different earth and also significantly more hostile. The finale is not as retarded, its a stealth mission instead, with the planet's biosphere doing most of the job, not the bows against armored vehicles type of crap. The only complaint is that its way too abrupt. Overall the same messaging of "mother gaia noble savages vs the evil colonizers but now they win", except better written.
>>217303947Spider has won at life man.
>>217311106so he should've stolen more
>>217311111Great Mother blessed us with quints!
>>217311111She totally jokingly was trying to remove his mask to kiss him, wasn't she?
>>217311133he should have bought the rights and made a honest adaptation, everything that was changed to avoid a lawsuit was for the worst, movie script writers cant write a non slop even if they tried.
>>217311106>>217311227okay but did it have interspecies romance with an exotic alien princess or nah?because if not it would never become the top grossing film of all time, not even close
>>217311111>WITNESSED!!
>>217310832Wtf would Wukula really do that?
Neytiri is a good wife, she doesn't let Jake fall back into his old habits
>>217311565Cute nervous tail movements
/BILLIES/ update?
>>2173117282 billies doesn't look super likely, but there isn't much else in theatres until april I think.I think the lack of an extended nature montage like 1&2 is to blame.
avatar flop and trash
>>217310719>rape is worse than death21st century "people" everyone
>>2173117281.2 billies, not looking good bros. Might be a flop after all.
>>217303947fags
Shame we don't get more scenes of Kiri and Spider doing whatever the Na'vi version of date nights are.
So, between Norm finding himself a Na'vi qt wife, him being allowed near the Spirit Tree and riding his own Ikran we can pretty much say that he's gone native and the Omatikaya pretty much consider him as one of their own without the formal initiation? It's also kind of cute how he's using a few accessories from his wife's former clan.
>>217312309I'm proud to be /a fag/.
>>217312494I don't know if the olangi are still considered a unique clan or if they got completely assimilated, but he should be closer to their traditions since his wife is olangi
>>217311565God, Neytiri is so sweetI can't take it anymore
>>217312602It says in the World of Avatar book that the Olangi were decimated in the final battle of A1 and their remnants were absorbed into Omatikaya. Norm is helping to look after the Olangi orphans, aside from having two biological kids
>>217312619I'm starting to suspect that Jimbo is trying to raise the bar by brainwashing us into stopping settling for worthless whores and instead finding a caring wife like Neytiri instead.
Imagine how fucking cool and weird it must be as one of the Sully kids or Kiri to know that your father/mother came from the stars and wasn't even the same species as you at first.
Jakes looks like those ancient greek sculptures.
We're back
>>217312804Reminds me of the Samson sculpture in Peterhof, Russia. It looks gorgeous during summers when the fountains are working
>>217312807basado
>>217312804sex
>>217312804i just realized how comfy it must have been for him to walk around basically naked for yearsand how weird it was at first to get used to that
>>217312804i wish i had their metabolism
Is it gay to find the male avatars cute too? Look at their little ears.
>>217312756It's too late for me, all the Neytiris are taken
>>217312926It is sad that all but Lyle got wasted in TWoW.
>ywn meet and marry a cute foreign princess from a tribe that hasn't harnessed electricity
We all know very well why the journos and redditors hate these movies
>>217313045>takes what I'll never have and puts it in a blockbuster I will no doubt watchJC you fucker
>>217312804He was the one who breastfed the kids
>>217313045>>217313450I'm a 31yo khhv incel and I feel like the Avatar movies are easier to watch for me than many normal movies. It's not just that many movies often put in a lot of sex, sexuality, eroticism, relationships etc., but it's also how they do it: As something that is a normal, everyday thing. It's not just about full-on sex scenes, even tame pg-12 movies put in flirting, dating, promiscuity and relationships as something that is an everday occurence for everyone. It's clear that most movies are made by and for sex-havers. Sorry if this rant was a bit convoluted, I have problems putting it into words. A1 has romance as well, but A2 and A3 put it more on the back burner: Jake and Neytire are established now, while Loak+Tsireya and Kiri+Spider are just small innocent things in the background. And all relationships are set for long-term monogamy of soulmates. No one is whoring around in these movies is what I'm maybe trying to say. These are incel-friendly movies.
>>217312910You'd look like that too if you just had the hunter gatherer diet of mostly protein rather than modern diet of process high carbs. Plus getting lots of daily activity to actually build muscle
Can't wait for the press conference about avatar 4 and 5
>>217313962Nta but the easiest way to actually realize what kind of absolute crap (((they))) are feeding us with is to try a real backyard naturally grown chicken and compare it to the broilers sold in grocery stores. I guarantee that if you never tried it you'll be mind-blown how it's almost tastes like a different species. Even the shape and thickness of their bones is different. My mom also have blessed with a green thumb and we lucked out into buying a half a hectare piece of land for absolute pennies. I tell you, the tomatoes, cucumbers, pumpkins, zucchinis, potatoes, various greens and berries she grows are delicious, you will never be able to look at the goycrap the same way after trying real food.
>>217313722Same but I'm 36 yo :(I love Avatar.
>>217314192I think they will be pushed back a few years. 1.5b in box office is great but not record-breaking like the previous movies, also Cameron wants to direct Ghosts of Hiroshima and is looking for ways (AI) to reduce the budget of Avatar 4 and 5.
>Jimbo releases kino reminding you that you're missing out on finding the love of your life>releases a sequel 13 year later, reminding you that in all that time you missed out on having a loving wife and a familyBrvtal
>>217314523I'm beyond emotion.
Anyone who thinks that FaA getting around 1.5 billion in 2025-2026's global economy is somehow bad is terminally online and needs to unplug from internet for a few days. It's fucking insane that some people seriously think that Disney will consider it a flop or even underperforming. Seriously, go outside.
>>217312756>brainwashing us into stopping settling for worthless whores and instead finding a caring wife like Neytiri instead.Why do so many people on this board want to bang worthless whores in the first place?
>>217314587I think it's less Disney considers it a flop and more James disappointment takes his thunder away for a short while.
>>217313722Same but I’m 23 (as of today). Hang in there man
>>217314293It would be my great dream to one day own even just a small garden and grow a potato patch.
>>217306320>Guys guys calm down, Kiri isn't a 70 year old woman trying to get with a 16 year old>She's a billion year old planet sized biological collective consciousness trying to get with a 16 year old
>>217314857Based Coomeron bringing us the 900 year old vampire cuties.
>>217314293>zog makes it illegal to homegrow vegetablesyeah I'm thinking jews win, again
>>217315158Are you American? Jesus Christ, are you for real? And I'm the one who's supposed to be living in a dictatorship as a Russian, kek
>>217315311he's full of shit. you can grow vegetables all you want, but you can't sell them as they likely don't pass health and safety standards
>>217304038post it
How big is pandora anyway? Remember Jake only rallied other tribes that were a days ride away.
>>217316023About 80% of Earth
>>217316023>>217316118I also found out a few days ago that Tonowari's village is only around 300 miles drom where the Omatikaya live, which is a 5-hour flight on ikran excluding the stops. They way it was filmed made me think that they were flying for days.
>>217315431>your produce isn't safe enough to sell because illegals aren't shitting in the field
>>217316023Pandora is slightly smaller than earth, iirc. The story we're seeing is rather small scale. At the end of A1 Jake unites 15 tribes for a total army of 2.000. Which is a bit less than the total population of Hell's Gate at 2.500.A3 messes with the scope though, and unnecessarily so. When Jake is captured at Bridgehead they say that the big whale hunt will be in two days. And two days is apparently enough for Jake to escape, call on lots of forest and reef tribes, gather them all together, give a speech, move out and prepare an ambush. And all of that when it was previously established that the reef na'vi live a considerably distance from the forest, to the degree that they are amazed to see what forest na'vi look like. They should have just said there was a week until the hunt, that's still urgent but slightly more plausible for the story to happen.
>>217316355>When Jake is captured at Bridgehead they say that the big whale hunt will be in two days. And two days is apparently enough for Jake to escape, call on lots of forest and reef tribes, gather them all together, give a speech, move out and prepare an ambushJake does tell them to gather all the clans that are within one days flight or swim (on Ilu), so logically there should be less na'vi at the battle in the third movie than in the first.Still I agree that there'sa bit too much time and space compression going on
>>217316355I agree it should have been further away. I also think the prison escape could have happened later in the film and the clans gathering started sooner over a longer time. The good guy's escaping could have stolen a fast low flying aircraft to get them that far faster. But I also think Jake should have actually been executed in the prison and the Na'vi attack could have been as revenge
>>217316571If Toruk Makto is killed that's a major defeat and morale would be so low that they'd just capitulate without a fight. Unless Lo'ak stepped up but I don't see that happening as he's both too small/inexperienced and has his own thing going with the whales.
To what degree do people on Earth know what's happening on Pandora? Selfridge has the whole '3 months to negotiate' strategy in Avatar 1 because even he recognizes the 'bad optics' of brazen genocide against the Na'vi, so there's clearly some degree of opposition to what the RDA is doing.
>>217313722Despite Jim's long-held insistence of opposing 'toxic masculinity' him making both Neyney and even Varang defer to their husbands and not argue or contradict them in public is like some boomer traditional conservative Christian type shit. It's really a glimpse of how nice it could be.
Anyone here who's read Macbeth, can this be a reference to it?
>>217316706What's the point of killing them? For land and resources? If that's it, this whole franchise seems pretty cut and dry
>>217316707>boomer traditional conservative Christian typeReligion doesn't have a monopoly on masculinity, in fact the boomer christcucks are some of the biggest pussywhipped "happy wife-happy life" types out there
>>217316706Pandora is considered a wonderous paradise by average human and a source of lots of beneficial science and medicine breakthroughs. The opinion is definitely against destroying it
>>217316791TWOW had a Hamlet reference
>>217316707Maybe Cameron just says shit in interviews to placate people without believing in any of it
>>217316835Boomers only feel that way since they tended to take the whole "monogomous marriage for life" idea seriously. Going to be miserable for you if your spouse is unhappy for decades.
>>217316791>Out! Out damned spot! Will these hands never be clean?>>217316892>Alas, poor Quaritch. Wainfleet, I knew him well. He was a man of infinite jest.
>>217316706The movies don't talk about it. Maybe someone who read the lorebooks knows more though. But I've heard the na'vi have a sympathetic human public on earth, there's fascination with the pandorian nature etc.
>>217316950The movies don't talk about it?? It's literally why they spent billions making remote controlled hybrid Avatar bodies to communicate with them peacefully kek
>>217316926Still, being an atheist doesn't automatically make you a shitlib reddit troon. It only means that you don't believe in a deity. This binary "If you're an Atheist - you must be a faggot-worshipping self-hating communist. If you're religious - you must be a Christian gun-obsessed redneck racist" is completely retarded and gets in the way of people thinking independently by putting people into boxes.
>>217317004I can't believe humans would be tribalist...
>>217310664Italian here, the scene was translated in a way that made it 100% mean rape
>>217317028Well, you're not a normalfag already by the very fact of you being on this site. No need to emulate npc cattle, we already know that most normalfags are bio-robots, who can only think according within their programming
>>217316977Yes, the movies do not talk about human public opinion back on earth. Parker's problem is framed as a personal moral quarrel.
>>217316950I suspect what will eventually stop the RDA is not military defeat but a court ruling from earth. Recognizing Na'vi personhood would instantly freeze most operations on Pandora.
>>217317064I'm not the guy generalizing boomers but I do think everyone is susceptible to tribalist thinking, it's instinctive
>>217317064>you're not a normalfag already by the very fact of you being on this siteNot anymore!
>>217310664Varang outright threatens Quaritch into turning him into a sex slave. It's in a flirtatious context, but it seems quite clear it's something they actually do
>>217317044Based. I wonder if the translators got corroboration directly from Jim.
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>>217317212They probably do that. How do you think they keep their numbers up.
>>217317269>"probably"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oVIJ0dQgBykhttps://youtu.be/xjJQ8m801PQ?si=aXAMB80V0zyUSZzh
>>217312695>Jake couldn't exclude a neighboring tribe while keeping the Toruk Makto hype going and had to deal with letting the Olangi enthusiastically charge their horses into withering gunfire the only way they knew how, nearly driving them to extinction and defining the lives of Norm and his family from that point forwardNo wonder he has PTSD about being the war leader again and sending clueless primitives to the slaughter.
Kek
>>217315311>>217315431He probably means in the suburbs, where having a garden instead of a sterile patch of meticulously-maintained green lawn is often illegal even when you don't live under HoA nazis.
>>217317064>you're not a normalfag already by the very fact of you being on this siteWhat year do you think it is?
>>217317427>where having a garden instead of a sterile patch of meticulously-maintained green lawn is often illegalHonestly, what's the point of owning a piece of land where nothing can grow outside of useless grass? Pure insanity
>>217317510mmmmm high resolution....
>>217317424There is absolutely a proper sex scene filmed and hidden somewhere in Cameron's basement.
>>217317424youtube thumbnails are fucking psychotic
>>217313016>>217313722>>217314523Every flavor of primitive, traditional, rural living still exists in an assortment of biomes. Uncontacted to barely contacted Amazonian tribes, yurt-dwelling steppe nomads, longhouse villages only accessible by boat in Borneo, villages with or without electricity and various stages of modern amenities throughout Indonesia, Vietnam, Borneo, Cambodia, etc., from jungles to cloud forests to rocky mountains. There's even Africa if you're dangerously down with jungle fever.In many of these places you'd be welcomed, and in all of them you'd stand out as a tall, nourished, exotic man with aristocratic light skin.For the cost of a plane ticket and learning a language you can quite literally become the IRL Jake Soolly without having to fight any impossible wars, just living contentedly with your adoring exotic tradwife who's happy to teach you how to live the local way. The only one stopping you from RETVRNING is you.
>>217317791you dishonest ghoul, you'd be fucking eaten by these fucking people!
