Real Starfleet Academy (Not The NuTrek Homosexual One) EditionPrevious: >>217336695
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Tuvix had that last laugh afterall
Fuck nutrek.
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>>217346633Once again, you asked for it.
I promise I will write my DS9 fanfic someday
>About what you said. I mean, the part about being in love with me. I realise you were suffering from oxygen deprivation and we were literally seconds away from death, so I know you probably didn't mean it.
>>217346674Who are you shipping
>>217346674What else have you not accomplished?
The type of person who would thrive at Starfleet Academy deserves to have their head dunked in a toilet. I can't imagine one of those self important freaks attempting to interact with the general population. They need to be locked on their spaceships far away from everyone else.
>>217346594Nog was the only cadet they've ever shown that was actually worthy of his commission.
>>217346698Weyoun and Porthos. Weythos
>>217346698Miles and Bashir ofc
>>217346633
>>217346667No, you're intruding on a general that is not for you. Star your own nutrek thread.
I am excited for relevancy!
>>217346716Yeah, but who's going to do that? You?
>>21734666717M scovilles ain't shit
>>217346743If you're going to discuss anything but TOS, TAS, TNG, and the first 10 movies, then by any sane standard, you're discussing nuTrek.
We need one of those "Do not reply to ____ posters" for the Nu Trek schizos>ignore Nu Trek schizo>do not reply to Nu Trek schizo>hide Nu Trek schizo posts
>>21734685316M Scoville is pure capsaicin. Police-grade pepper spray is 4M. You can barely handle mustard.
>>217346899no we don't because anyone who replies to them is just a collaborator doing it on purpose. you'll notice the content of their posts are nothing but personal attacks that they can exchange endlessly without ever actually saying anything. callng attention to it would only degrade the thread further, which is what they want. all you need to do is the needful.
>>217346691She never said that.
>>217346917>all you need to do is the needful.If only
>>217346863>we're so ready for a good Star Trek!>oh...haha DS9/VOY/ENT viewers pwned
>>217346915My Carolina Reaper butt plug lube begs to differ.
>>217346917gay transa post ^^
>>217347024What, no Pepper X? Pretender.
>>217347041Nah. I like the habanero/scotch bonnet/reaper family. Bhut jolokia/ghost peppers are just like a chipotle that never stops burning. I prefer, much like your dad, fruity to smoky.
paquis ghost chips are the perfect mix of being super hot but not so hot that you can't appreciate their delicious flavor. the ambient dust always burns my eyes though.
A friendly reminder tomorrow -- or tonight depending in where you are, the highly anticipated new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy debuts with two all new episodes.Showing their support for the show and Trekkies, Paramount+ is streaming the first episode for free:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n0sjDkoNgfY
>>217347160haha crazy
>>217347160KWAB
>>217347160someone should make an "it's up" thread
>>217347219i'm sure the catalog will have at least 8 threads up
New Star Trek series premieres are the absolute peak of Trekkiehood. A community of real fans getting together to celebrate new characters, new stories and new adventures.Let's Fly!
>>217347270nice b8, lol
>>217347476you would b8 to that? you're a stronger man than me. or lonelier
>>217347270I wish I could be there in person, but watching ACK with my CBS All Access subscription is the next best thing. Less than 3 hours before I pop up some popcorn and set phasers to FUN!
>>217347051But those are nowhere near 17M >>217346853. If you really think 17M isn't shit, why not make the leap to resiniferatoxin? That's 16B Scoville! Yes, with a B! https://carolinafirearmsforum.com/index.php?threads/real-killer-hot-sauce.164107/ Though I'm sure Mariner could handle it.
By dawn tomorrow, these actors will be your new Trek friends.
>>217346719Janeway would keep that one.
>>217347160>>217347208kek
>>217347658>why not make the leap to resiniferatoxin? That's 16B Scoville! Yes, with a B!yeah I dated a Burmese chick once and her mother used to make some sort of shrimp curry, I know what it's like
Narbag Timtam is the most important character in Star Trek
>>217347660>Star Trek>apparently
>>217347992Would
Fuck that was a great TNG episode just now
>>217348358which one?
SFA Starfleet"I would point out that the campus is technically in Sausalito, with San Francisco seen across the bay. The Golden Gate Bridge, so often destroyed in science-fiction films, is still standing, as is the iconic Ferry Building, wrecked by a giant octopus in “It Came From Beneath the Sea.”)From the very positive LATimes review.
>>217348386Shades Of Gray
>>217348445>SausalitoA lovely little (overpriced) town with a great art scene, too many houseboats and the gateway to wine country. Would love to retire there.
it must be so crazy to waste so much of your life actually looking up shit you don't even like just to be able to post it to attempt to troll a general on 4chan. I want documentaries made about this type of person
>>217348458So sweet
>>217346594So I’m watching the original Star Trek on Blu-ray after I found it cheap on eBay, and I thought it was going to be cheesy and boring but it’s actually pretty damn good. I saw TNG first, but TOS feels so genuine like I can but the characters as who they are whereas TNG feels like it’s a bunch of actors playing Star Trek.
>>217348599the original Star Trek was created by actual science fiction writers of the day and also actors who took it seriously
>>217348490>I want documentaries made about this type of personThere's a whole board on kiwi farms about this type of person
>>217348490How about the 2024 Netflix documentary "The Antisocial Network: Memes to Mayhem"?
bros I'm so sorry if I led you astray but I swear to god if you go look at the H&I schedule today it says Far Beyond the Stars. but what they are actually showing is One Little Ship. SO I have no idea what they showed yesterday.
"timtam narbag" is the best /trek/ meme of jolan tru in 2024+2
>>217348738sorry, narbag timtam
A reminder on the Colbert Show tonight:Paul Giamatti recalls what it was like to have Stephen as a co-worker on Star Trek: Starfleet Academy
>>217346712Everything
>>217348834I'll only watch if they geek out about niche scifi novels again
>>217346594What's the expected lifespan of the Golden Gate Bridge anyway? There's no way it lasts that long.>that architectureI see everyone in design works on the ships...
Wow, a ton of Starfleet Academy discussion in here as expected
>>217349574there's no reason it can't last that long with maintenance. you just gotta protect from corrosion and repair stuff
>>217307893at what point are there plastics being introduced? no one's microwaving things in plastic containers. do bongs really?https://youtu.be/lqMVMYmgQKwalso goddamn, i swear the corrupt admiralty has a vendetta against trekpu. he got a triple-rotation reassignment for daring to mention that the build qualities of our ships takes a complete nosedive when the ferengi are in the sector, because pointing that out "doesn't adhere to standard operating procedure." meanwhile, the ferengi get to constantly dump shyll'eron radiation (that isn't even related to the construction of starfleet vessels) in our shipyards, which /also/ doesn't "adhere to standard operating procedure," but the admiralty looks the other way. if i didn't know any better, i'd say they were taking bribes, or were 1/4 ferengi themselves
Just 10 minutes until we see Narbag Timtam - the most important character in the Star Trek canon - back in action. Are you guys excited?
>>21734997910 minutes until the show starts. Our Trek party is taking a last bathroom break, washing our hands, grabbing a last slice of 'za and getting ready for a new epic Trek adventure.
>>217350139nignog bingbong is my favorite character
