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Queen of /film/

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List of films banned due to my virginity and inceldom.

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I WATCH SEARCHERS ON REPEAT

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>Your hand is shaking as she hands you the felt tip pen.
>"Will you sign my shirt anon? Nothing rude though, as my parents will see."
>Your eyes dart around her torso, looking for a blank space as you begin to sweat.
>"Here anon, there's some space on the front" she says, pointing to just under her left breast.
>Your trembling hand removes the cap from the pen, accidentally flicking it onto the floor as you calculate how to approach her.
>She grabs your hand and guides it to the blank area. "Don't be shy!"
>You crouch down for a better angle and begin to faintly write your name
>"No anon, you've got to press harder than that for it to write properly"
>You press harder and can feel the resistance of her soft but firm stomach against against your pen
>"That tickles!" she giggles
>As you complete writing your name you look around at the others, trying to work out the acceptable way to finish it. An x? Love hearts?
>"Go on, give me a kiss." she says playfully, seeing you hesitate.
>You stand up to your full height, now with a bonk on having felt the warmth of her young body against your hand
>"On the shirt, silly! She laughs, pointing to your signature.
>As you reach back down to complete the writing, you graze her breast with your hand, making her instinctively jump in surprise, which she then laughs off.
>"S-sorry Jess, I didn't mean to..."
>"It's okay anon. Hurry and finish that, breaktime is almost over."
>You add the x and she snatches the pen from your hand
>"Thank yoooou!" she says in a sing song voice and skips away as the bell rings for class
>3 years later you read in her autobiography about that time she was raped by a classmate at school and she clearly describes you in detail
>notice your friend count is gradually dropping on Facebook
>you still have the pen lid from that day, the centrepiece of the Harper shrine in the bottom of your wardrobe
>a tear rolls down your face as you begin your ritual cum tribute yet again

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>>217350420
>Bonuser
Victor McLaglen or Ward Bond
>>217350466
Basado

>>217350472
>a tear rolls down your face as you begin your ritual cum tribute yet again
Nightly /film/ ritual

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I keep up putting off watching a movie today cuz I replay a music video of some party, everyone looks happy there...I wish ii was that type of person...sex, fun...

Films for this? Some real solitude kino to add to my long backlog?

>>217350542
Ride Lonesome
High Noon
Mouchette
Días de Santiago
the list goes on

Older actresses probably don’t get @ as much as modern ones, so you can @ them and probably get noticed

>>217350609
I don't have a crush on any actress actually. I thought I didn't, turns out I didn't. Older or current, I don't care. My heart is not used to liking or talking to others.

>>217350542
Have you tried changing your gender?

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Holy shit

Dietrich’s cockney accent in Witness for the Prosecution is unbelievably dreadful. Genuinely feel embarrassed for her.

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Any good NZ directors or kinos?

>>217350736
No.

>>217350784
:(

>>217350736
Yes.

>>217350788
:)

Did Lynch think it was a sin to watch film on a tablet just like he thought about watching them on phones?

>>217351035
Anon, I...

>>217351035
Yes and he was correct.

David Lynch made some great films but some of his shorts are literal shitposting.

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i am forgotten

>>217350736
Peter Jackson and uhmm...uhmm....uuuh....

>>217351092
not so fast >>217294391

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Which one of you guys is this?

>>217350643
I wouldnt make for a good looking woman, even as a guy I'm...quite something. Let's be nice and say at least i look unique enough

>>217351111
zzzzz....mimimimi....zzzzz....mimimi...
also checked

>>217350472
My peanus feels funny

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>>217350472
>>217350512

>>217350736
check 'Rain'

>>217351648
Christine Jeffs?

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Hey does anyone know how quickly Sundance films that have online screenings leak? I wanna see Carousel but $35 is a bit steep just to watch once from my living room. Most of these films probably aren't even getting a limited theatrical release until later this year so there has to be some sort of demand beyond festival goers.

>>217351515
Top 3 Jess webm for sure… it feels like I made that forever ago (April '24).

>>217350736
Isn't Jane Campion from there, or is it Australia? Haven't seen anything she's done though.

>>217351798
She is. I've had The Power of the Dog and The Piano on my watchlist for a while. Maybe I'll try one of those out.

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>>217350736
Heavenly Creatures
Once Were Warriors
Whale Rider

>>217351255
the ending of manhunter was so shit. so definitely not me.

bump

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Imagine being obsessed with actors/actresses. People who have never worked a day in their lives. People who genuinely think they are some great artist when they deliver their lines slightly differently than intended. Hitchcock was fucking right. They should be treated like cattle and the people who obsess over them should work in camps

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What started off as a cozy movie experience instead brought a tinge of pain. You see, the star gal in this film closely resembles someone from this viewer's distant past whom he thought he had long forgotten. It's going to be a sober and painful night.

>>217352677
I think you've got the boys here wound wrong. It's more probable they (we) like actors/actresses DESPITE the fact they are such and come from a principally tactless crowd.

I get no respetic

Jessica Harper

>>217352999
You always spam her here and on the catalog. Probably top 3 spammer on /tv/.

Pissman moved to /film/? this nigga is cancer

>>217353082
How do you guys end up giving random people names on an anonymous board? No one is following you around 4chan.

>>217353139
I noticed every general has similar types. Sometimes I go to generals on boards I don’t visit and it is the same thing.

Oh fuck he is here now. Goddamnit. Why?

>>217353184
Like seriously I don’t get it. Just reply to the post or not. Why “call out” an anon? This is an anonymous site.

>>217353223
Don't like it? You always have Discord and reddit, fecaloid crybaby. This is my yard now.

>>217353255
Anonymous site, dipshit. You want an assigned username, go to reddit.

>>217353290
Why the fuck do you even care about assigning identities to anons? Turning this place into proto-reddit. If there was a downvote button, most of these fags would spam that and have a karma point system. Not enough points? Can’t post here!

>>217353139
Well, Harperfag is easy to give a name to since he is basically asking for it.

Dark days ahead. Good night, /film/.

Just talk about movies you retarded faggot spammers

Harper or Connelly?
Opera or Bird with Crystal Plummage?

>>217353443
Neither.
Both.

>>217353139
>insane person spams ____ every day
>oh it's the ____ guy

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>>217352677
I dislike actors. Actors are the lowest of the low in film. The puppet, meat and sadly...advert. The most advertised monkeys and at times, the most attractive. To think that gets people going, disgusting. They're the human element I dislike

>>217353393
Pissman and this other stupid retard who post asian pics, it's so over, this cancer will take /film/ down forever.

>>217353739
The stupid retard is you.

Imagine a world where retarded posters were also gay. I think it would go a little something, like this...

>>217353715
Stop trying to participate. Bugs can't talk.

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>>217353082
>>217353739
I'm telling you, /film/ can't take even more weaponized autism. Anyone that frequents both generals knows exactly what I'm talking about. Seeing Jeeto converse with the samefagging lunatic known as Pissman really doesn't bode well. Case in point, he's already doing his godawful impersonation of me here.

>>217354090
Heh

>>217351740
yup that one. pity she never made anything even a tenth as good

>>217354317
The only lunatic is you. I only post here so I do not care.

>>217354584
Stop trying to participate. Dalits can't talk.

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RIP Bruce Lee RIP Yusaku Matsuda RIP Brandon Lee

who is the biggest country(population/geographic size) that has no film history?

>>217354697
Every country has its own movies and tv shows

>>217354697
surely Kazakhstan

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Evolution Of A Filikino Family was...kino.
Now its time for Lelancholia.
What am I in for??

>>217355199
how many days did it take to finish?

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>>217355218
2 and a half days with around 4 hours of watching a day

>>217355266
I'm unreasonably bothered by that screenshot.

>>217355361
Why?

>>217355373
Kino on a boot drive, light mode in file explorer, no film folder specifically, CAPSLOCK, filetype association is with the default player, the list goes on.
I am severely autistic and I would not have my computer anything like this. Big up for watching the Filikino Family though.

>>217355373
I have autism ;_;

in terms of retard scenes this is an all timer

https://youtu.be/p12OcbmjVgU

people will get hung up on “yeah but he’s actually smart” but point is being condescended to like a child (casually being told about the marriage proposal) and the feeling of having an entire room against you.

>>217350736
>>217351104
>>217351648
lee tamahori, you utter dicks. collaborated with david tattersall on die another day and XXX: state of the union, then tried to suck off a cop while in drag.

>>217356633
R.I.P. Lee Tamahori

You are here forever

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What's her endgame?

>>217358732
Damn, forgot she existed.

based chewy

I'm into rape. What are some true rape kinos?

>>217359439
/rape/core
>Rashomon (1950)
>The Virgin Spring (1960)
>Viridiana (1961)
>Intentions of Murder (1964)
>For a Few Dollars More (1965)
>Blow Up (1966)
>Red Angel (1966)
>Violence at Noon (1966)
>Marketa Lazarova (1967)
>Blind Beast (1969)
>Rape (1969)
>Straw Dogs (1971)
>Deliverance (1972)
>The Goat Horn (1972)
>Salo (1975)
>The Sea of Genkai (1976)
>Rape! (1976)
>Serial Rapist (1978)
>Excalibur (1981)
>The Rape (1982)
>Spine (1986)
>Lolita Vibrator Torture (1987)
>Landscape on the Mist (1988)
>All Night Ling (1992)
>The Baby of Mâcon (1993)
>Bastard Out of Carolina (1996)
>Irreversible (2002)
>The Dillinger Escape Plan's Setting Fire to Sleeping Giants music video (2004)
>Buck Breaking (2021)

Holding onto girlpetic's slutty waist and pushing back on her squirming.

>>217359551
Sorry I said it wrong.
*resisting her squirming with ease

>>217359507
>>The Dillinger Escape Plan's Setting Fire to Sleeping Giants music video (2004)
STRANGEEEERR'S CAAAAANDYYYYYY
TAKES YOU WHERE YOU WANT TO BE

>>217359439
FWWM

>>217359439
A menina e o estuprador.

>>217359439
Send me your address, I'll rape you till you love me, faggot.

>>217359439
Rodney?

Lil Hitler do be wildin' these days >>217359696

>>217359841
Wrong, this is the second time you call me that way, you're a retard, lil hitler is a racist, I'm not.

Lil Hitler do be wildin' these days >>217359890

"i may be a rapist but i am no racist, sir!"

Correct.

>>217359439
8 Mile
Straight Outta Compton
Juice

Lil hitler rent free in your head is crazy anyway.

>>217360071
Raping men rent free in your head is crazy anyway

Touch a nerve uh?

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What time of day do the silent film chads show up? I'd like to avoid reading the nonsense posts outside of such hours.

>>217360157
Silent film niggas be like: ".............."

>>217360132
Projection OD.

I may be annoying and a chomo, but I'm not a mod.

>>217360218
'perpedo?

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I did not enjoy this film.

You may be in love with lil hitler, anon.

>>217360157
sorry I got banned again :(

>>217360264
He's too charming, desu.

>>217356633
Watched Once Were Warriors recently. That's his best flick and its mid. Like a maori spike lee joint. Die Another Day is also the worst Bond film ever made so sorry kiwilad that's a big L

>>217360244
filtered by JHON HUSTON

>>217360562
Titan of no/film/

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>>217360562
>the diarrhea brothers save the day
>its actually real
i guess i have to watch this now

I wanna suck my own dick but I can't reach. kinos for this feel?

>>217360738
The Brown Bunny

>>217360738
Beau is Afraid

>>217360738
Marilyn Manson's videography.
Obedece a la morsa.
Ron Jeremy's jointography.