God Help Us All EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>217346594
star trek sex with shran
>>217355452I miss young beautiful white people being leads. We need to go back.
anyone else find it weirdly fucked up how they completely violated the MC's bodily autonomy by vaporizing his clothes, cutting his hair, and dressing him in a uniform without his consent or knowledge when they teleported him? the only other example I can think of this is when the literal sex pervert ferengi transported deanna and her mom out of their clothes
>>217355471I'm sorry, this is the fat ugly nigger timelineOn that note, kill whoever decided to cast that... thing as Uhura in SNW
laugh out loud moment. what is this, who framed roger rabbit? why would they keep the stylized cartoon look from prodigy.
>>217355527I thought that was a photoshop; that's real?
>>217355499NuTrek writers probably hate TOS Uhura because she was demure. Her role was basically ship secretary. 21st century feminism is about women acting like men and having men’s jobs. Except construction and sanitation. Men can still dominate those fields.
>>217355527My favorite Star Trek species, the thang
>>217355564>TOS Uhura because she was demureshe literally sexually harassed Spock in front of the whole crew break room
it's a diversity hire deaf trump lol. this is insane
>>217355646Trying to decide if I should watch this for (possible) comedy video-making purposes. That'd literally be the only reason.
>>217355452why would writers who clearly hate the material agree to work on this show? the very notion of a militaristic organization, they all hate the concept and it shows with every single line. i mean, i'm no fan of The Notebook and if somebody offered me a job to write for a movie remake or a tv series I'd turn it down, its just not my cup of tea and it'll make me and every legit fan miserable when my disdain for the material shines through. Which brings us to the answer, these people are working on the show *because* they hate it and want to undermine it.
>>217355693They were paid a lot of money to rework Trek canon into this.
>>217355692i dont think it's stupid enough, it's just very new-age stupid and mostly boring. the deaf betazoid president trump is funny to me though. catches his daughter with teh mystery meat and look like he is ready to call the ICE on him
>>217355452What is the Klingon word for zesty?
>>217355693Yes but you don't seem to be immovably arrogant or politicly zealous.It doesn't matter that they hate trek to them, they are so talented they will make it what they think is good, or they are so righteous that they are compelled to tear it down
>>217355729Alexander
I won't watch unless there is tits and ass in the new show.
>>217355745theres some tummy action in episode 2. too bad they pair her with the mutt boy, straight up leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
>>217355770They're all mutts. Do you mean the asshole rich white guy coded mutt? Because he's still a mutt.
>>217355770flat fuck
>>217355745Timtim Mukbang cut off her tits because of breast cancer and has no ass because she's Irish.
Haven't watched anything at all since Enterprise and some of the newer movies. This shit is so bad
>>217355789>flat fuck
I already know Tilly is in it but is Captain Michael Burnham in it, too?
>>217355810>>217355813
>>217355809Is that the fat aussie kid from Deadpool 2?
>>217355835No. They have to specifically drop a reason for the Discovery not appearing in episode 1 tooTilly doesn't even seem to be recurring, she's like a guest appearance in a later episode or something
>>217355835Touhou Mulligatawny accidentally killed her in a warp core breach.
>your mom is a murderer and you're a violent lifelong criminal>I can't believe I separated a mother from her childWut
>>217355693I imagine most of them are just glad to have a pay cheque. And most of them would probably say they like what the franchise *represents*. Which to them would just be the promotion of "progressive" political beliefs. Which means, logically, they won't like any of the actual iterations of the franchise pre-JJ/Kurtzman - since "progressive" now is worlds away from "progressive" in the 60s or even the 90s. But in the end, they're just tools. The more important question is "Why are writers who hate Star Trek allowed to work on the show?" And the answer to that is: jews.
Is this guy a legacy character now?
>>217355880Mom wasn't a murderer, it was a typical inflating of a sentence because of something someone else did that they just happened to be involved in
>>217355714>mostly boringYeah, that's what I'm sensing. And they've been leaking details of this shit-pile for months. I dunno - I know it'll be excruciating to sit through, but I'll try if I can find the time.
>>217355894That's just another Saurian, not Linus.
Snap to!
>>217355884>I imagine most of them are just glad to have a pay chequeI seriously doubt any of them actually care that much about the paycheque. Either they are leftover industry vets or trustfund nepo babs
>it isn't "so bad it's good", it's just badShan't be watching then.
yeeeah, I'm good bruv.
>>217355692No hatewatching
>>217355452>zest level?
>>217355770
>>217355915She can scarf down a bowl of frijoles faster than a starved targ!
>>217355940what is "zesty" in Klingon?
>>217355942Is this the one they're hoping draws in all the straight boys, because it sure as hell isn't anyone else.
>>217355942You can tell her throat is inflamed from all of the binge and purging. Yuck.
>>217355937and don't forget the floaties!
>>217355915Never got this obsession with having to see someone "just like me" in shows. If there were people in shows that looked like me, I sure as hell wouldn't want to watch.
Alright who is the feet guy on the staff, this Captain unironically just talked about getting the piggies out
>>217355976she's gonna crash the ship!
Despite all the /pol/ tourists seething, ACK turned out to be a smashing success. Can't wait for the next episode
>>217355994Somehow Berman returned and was fantasizing about his hippie grandma
>>217355940This shit is beyond parody at this point. I don't know what they're thinking.If they want to shove tranny stuff in here, you'd think they wouldn't do it with the character that would look the most off putting in a dress.
>>217355452How long until a Data look alike makes an appearance on this show
>Despite all the /pol/ tourists seething, ACK turned out to be a smashing success. Can't wait for the next episode
>>217355942https://youtu.be/P3ynj6w2tII
>>217355916I dunno. Picardo clearly needed the money, and I'd imagine he's done pretty well for himself compared to the average Hollywood hack. Regardless, I can imagine they'd all claim to like Star Trek - but what they like is really just the concept of "show set in the future where we get to insert thinly veiled analogies to current-year political stuff". That's being a fan of Star Trek to them.
Star Trek.... are you guys doing ok? It doesn't get any better.Kind regards,Star Wars
>>217355997LET'S ROCK
Critical Stinker still hasn't made a video how will I know what to think until then??????
>12,000 views on the premierHoly fucking shit lmao, Mike Stoklasa probably wasn't lying about the viewership numbers. I watch this random chainsmoking Kansai boomer who rants about local politics in Hyōgo Prefecture and his video from today currently has 86,000 views
>>217356056>Is that an ICE officer? Full Speed Ahead!
>>217355937Hatewatching would mean I felt something. I fear it'll be as that other anon said: just boring.
>>217356055Believe me, we know. You got the sequels, we got half a dozen tv series.
>>217356060Even drinker has his limits.
>>217356056Consider me relieved they didn't try to do the forced catchphrase thing again
>>217355942Unironically looking like a tranny. What happened to all the beautiful people who used to work in Hollywood?
>>217356055Thanks but to me star wars has been raped by only a few slimy guys, trek has been raped by an army at this point.Some of the star wars rape was by Lucas anyway lol
>>217356060all of his friends have. one guy missed every detail possible and is honestly just hate watching for views so its not a surprise. That being said the show sucks, theres maybe like 5 minutes of it that feel like star trek
>>217356089You weirdos really do start seeing things everywhere
>>217356067link?
>>217356075Are the ships meant to be held together by magnets or... Forget it: I don't want to know.
>>217356075what the fuck is that?
>>217356056Get your feet down, woman. You’re on duty, not lounging on the beach on Risa.
Lower Decks *still* the best Trek of the last 20 years.
>>217356118THE FUTURE!!!
>>217356118Subspace fields etc. Stuff can physically attach if it needs to since they're basically liquid metal as well.
the zest is palpable
>>217356118held together by Girl Power
>>217356139>first white-ish guy to show up>he just bullies everyone and thinks hes superiori think the writers might have a problem with white people
>>217355840It's so baffling for me that Patrick Stewart really wanted for Picard S2 to happen the way it did. Who in their right mind thought that MUH SPICS MUH ICE would make for a fun ENTIRE FUCKING SEASON?
Allu ackbar!
>>217356089Give her a different haircut and she'd be fine. Using hair to obscure semi-attractive facial features seems to be a lost art nowadays. Or they just do it on purpose.If anything this thing's facial expressions are more off putting. It's like it's something trying to imitate a human being.
>>217356144
>>217356100I'm not saying the actress is a tranny, but I am saying she looks like Dylan Mulvaney. I despise how Hollywood treats women and forces them to make themselves ugly.
>>217356100pattern recognition is at an all time high, not an all time low
And we're off
>>217356115To the chainsmoking Kansai boomer? Here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3dxEBD-0VEIf you mean the Starfleet Academy premier:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0sjDkoNgfY
>>217356075>ships have tractor beams>they're in space so gravity isn't much of an issueWhy shouldn't they just build giant space mechas with detachable limbs and swords with infinitely sharp blades? Let's see a Borg cube stop a giant mile long Nippon steel folded blade from chopping it in half. Nice adaptive force field that does nothing idiots.
>>217356157honestly, zesty klingon is the best of the kids
>>217356185he's trying a bit too hard with the voice, but other than that yeah he's not too bad. probably because he doesn't speak often enough to say something stupid like everyone else, but what can you do, small victories and all that
>>217356132What happens if they happen to lose power, does the whole thing just dissolve straight into space kinds like that intelligent goo ship from Voyager? And that shit happens like every other episode, so it's not like it's a rare occurrence.
>>217356168>13kLiterally what????? Any nu Trek should have 250k+ in 9 hours. This is complete insanity.
>>217356145That season clearly got covid fucked and it's budget reduced to give priority to season 3The stuff in the past was not meant to drag that long, they originally were going to spend longer in the Dark Universe but stuff in the current day is cheap and doesn't need many special effects
>>217356157I wonder if make-up is a lost art too, that shit just looks like someone glued some sort of plastic Halloween prop onto his head and called it a dayNo one seems to put in the effort to dress up a little kike for 6 hours so that he'll look like a believable space kike for the day
>>217356145The man's a colossal arsehole. I remember him appearing in some "Red Dwarf Night" thing in the late 90s, and he said that when he first saw an episode of RD he nearly called his lawyers. That's not the reaction of any normal person. His first instinct upon viewing a comedy sci-fi show that's not even remotely like Star Trek was to sue. Just a small detail, but that alone tells you what kind of a person he is.
>>217356214it barely broke 1000 views during the premiere, and that was at the end of the episode
>>217356166I’m so glad these losers got defunded
>>217356205Nothing happens, they solved that issue. Same way the crew isn't instantly turned into paste when power fails due to intertial dampeners turning offTo answer seriously, there's an episode where there's an explosion inside a nacelle knocking a ship out of warp, the nacelle physically anchors to the ship
>>217355940Bu'Q, son of Bro'Q, House of Zest
>>217356225
>>217356225That's almost certainly a look they deliberately wanted, current Trek makeup and prosthetics are *extremely* high detail and complex. Like almost to a fault.
>>217356225It’s uncomfortable to sit in a makeup chair everyday for so long, so they just smear some schalack on him and smooth it with cgi later.
>>217356252son of ?????
>>217355471>>217355499>>217355781So in TOS, main leads are mostly Jewish. In TNG, only two main characters are white men.
can shipanons explain this?
>>217356338We heard you.
>>217356271this looks so bad I can't tell if it's CGI or not
>>217356272>it looks like shit on purpose because they're so talentedso when did you decide you were going to cope for a living?
>>217356357Nanomachines, I ain't gotta explain shit
>>217356357Explain what
>>217356364
>>217356357so remember the staircases in hogwartz? it's that
>>217356252>House of Zest
>>217356302Actors playing alien species would sit in a makeup chair for four hours at like 6:00 AM and then do an all day shoot. They did this every day for years. That's a level of commitment you won't find with most Gen Z and millennial actors.
>>217356444still with this dumb shit?
>>217356440there's something to be said about the makeup quality that the ENT ferengi and brunt look so different despite being the same species played by the same actor
>>217356444Lesbian, fat, and disabled? Welcome to starfleet!
>>217356444why are some of the women in pants and some in skirts?Shouldn't the uniform be...uniform
>>217356444>>217356452lmao
>>217356440Weirdly, it still took him 4 hours just to put the hat on. Dedicated to his craft.
All these random day one students are more intelligent than every star trek character ever. What's the fucking point of a school setting
>>217356386https://imgur.com/gallery/i-go-to-be-ferengi-on-star-trek-discovery-season-4-ZwUXagkThis is the level of work they're going to for extras that stand around in scenes
>>217356440Wait he also played the self sealing stem bolt?He is too good for this world
>>217355942why did she do the alt-right doogwhistle sign at the end there?
bedroom eyes
>>217356480that looks like shit and terribly stiff
>>217356002>smashing successby what standards. also, youre the tourist.
>>217356529It's a chud sabotaging the show
>>217356480i repeat my statement, it looks like shit on purpose?
>>217356537What a slut
>It can't possibly get worse>It gets worse
>>217356575I have friends in the industry who are telling me ACK has set records for Star Trek streaming viewership. The 'boycott' by toxic fans failed
>>217356571That's why I said detailed and complex to a fault. But it's also characters that aren't going to speak, so the stiffness isn't going to show.
>my dad works at nintendo10 million dollars1000 views
>>217356596i know you are joking but they use a bunch of metrics to define success with this shit. theyll count the free youtube views for sure
>>217356168is that some type of ultraman figure behind him? the silver/steel one?
>>217356474>. What's the fucking point of a school settingHarry Potter, My Hero Academia and Wednesday are still popular. This show was mostly likely pitched to Disney as Star Wars Jedi Academy.
>>217356601So you agree, it looks like shit.
>>217356619If I had anything to say to you I would have replied to you, schizo
>>217356168>auto dubbed englishan actual... good use for algoslop? colour me surprised.
>>217356626You already have dumbass. Concession accepted.
>new Star Trek>it's good
>>217356127no, star trek beyond is. and that is a low bar as well. but the writing is at least not pants on head retarded and comes from someone who clearly likes the franchise.
>>217356669No?
>>217356684Fuck off Malencon, JJ Trek sucks and is patient 0 for nu trek faggotry
awkward & attainable
>>217356684>engines mutate the entire crew of a crashed starship>starbases made of glass>beastie boys endingThe writing was in fact pants on head retarded and clearly made by someone who had no idea what the franchise was about.
>>217356205The detached parts don't fly away or anything if something goes wrong
>>217356709>tillyfag found another fat bitch to obsess overthis is why your wife kicked you out on the street
>>217356709Is it sad that she has the nicest rack of any of the new characters?
>>217355471we have no shortage of that retard. euphoria? heated rivalry?
>>217356709Cadet Fatfuck
>>217356709Star Fleet is supposed to be the best of the best. They rejected Wesley on his first go around because he didn't score high enough on a test and all the people testing were basically genius level.Whatever she is she is not the best of the best.To be free from any desire to watch this garbage is a wonderful feeling and i suppose I need to thank the creators for that gift.Star Trek for me is a finished book, complete, and I can revisit it any time I want but I know there will never be anymore.
>>217356722The Starbase was one of the best things about it. The Federation should have impressive mega structures that aren't solely functional
>>217356709reminder this fat retarded managed to eat her combadge by mistake (canon)
>>217356454>Jeffrey Combs: I had been with Alaimo as Weyoun, but Alaimo didn’t know I was playing Brunt. So I come to the studio one day and get into my Brunt makeup and Marc is shooting a scene. I decide to mess with him and on a break, I come up to him at the craft table in my Ferengi makeup and say, [funny voice] “Mr Alaimo, I am such a big fan of yours!” He is trying to talk to Ira, who knew I was going to do this. And here is what he thinks is an extra just messing with him and I won’t go away. I was the most annoying fan who wouldn’t go away. About the moment he was going to kill me, I said, “Marc, it’s me.” Marc may have a sense of humor some times, but you never know when it is going to be there.
>>217356594honestly, picard season 1 and 2 are still teh lowpoints, just for the legacy they dragged into the mud. this one is at least so far removed and in its own timeline that it doesnt matter. actually, all of nu-trek is in the Abrams timeline, no? so nothing matters really. all of this is pointless burning money on the screen.
>>217356669This looks too good to be AI.>>217356709This is getting fucking ridiculous. Obesity in the 31st century is stupid on its face. But a plurality of a cast of space explorers being obese? Fuck outta here.
>>217356709She looks like a DMV employee
>>217356709How can you even be fat in Trek unless you are from some backwater shithole with no replicators
>>217356781>Obesity in the 31st century is stupid on its faceIt would be fine if she was some degenerate neet like character on a non federation world, or maybe a spoiled fat princess from some alien planetyou can have fat characters but that have to make sense in the world of star trek, star fleet officers are not fat
>>217356596>I have friends in the industry, sir
>>217356132So basically magic rather than science.
>>217356760While it might be the best JJtrek movie it still sucks overall.
>>217356755>Star Fleet is supposed to be the best of the best. They rejected Wesley on his first go around because he didn't score high enough on a test and all the people testing were basically genius level.Don't forget Picard was also rejected on his first try and he's one of the best minds in the whole Federation.
>>217355574It's smashing time!
>>217356822Ignoring that Star Trek ships are already magic from day one, what makes you think a primitive metal physical connection would be superior to subspace fields and matter than can change it's properties on the fly?
>>217356271is a khinionian like an Australian. Also I like how they call each other bitches so casually, is this a gay zoomer thing?
>>217356822oh, they just recycled the ship to the left of the dorito vagina ship
>>217356819>"Well, sir, on first sighting the Romulans, I naturally gave the order to advance. That's my style, sir."
>>217356454maybe the best guest lineup in all trekJeffrey Combs - KremEthan Phillips - UlisClint Howard - MukMatt Malloy - Grish
>>217356859>To be commanded by the newly gazetted Captain Timtam, sir?
>>217356848What makes you think it wouldn't be? The rest of the ship is made of "primitive physical connections". Detached pylons suspended by magic are dumb, you're dumb.
>>217356870it's a great episode that should have been on DS9 and not Enterprise
>>217356854I don't know, I watched it muted.
>>217356838Sheer fucking hubris
>>217356870even just this little one-off shitty pirate ship that only ever appears in this episode, still carries the design language of ferengi vessels
>>217356838Picard is a great example of the types of geeks the federation employees being a recreational archeologists and all. What are her hobbies beyond eating?It is clear this show like all the other nutrek is just something else in a bad star trek costume.
>>217356848>hat makes you think a primitive metal physical connection would be superior to subspace fields and matter than can change it's properties on the fly?the points of failure and needless powerdrain to keep things running. its non-feasible, especially in a post burn timeline, where dilithium is scarce. they should be flying around in ENT type ships and speeds and it would actually make things interesting again. they wipe the slate clean and remove themselves to the future and dont use the opportunity to make something watchable. i mean, come on, thats a free slam dunk right there.
>>217356608>youtube viewsearly returns show 1.4k per hour. easily within the capabilities of even the cheapest viewfarms
>>217356105Surprised Paramount hasn't edited that line.
>>217356896
>>217356914Nacelles are an instant point of failure and weakness in starships, and irreparable one
Just watched the 2 first eps and man is this shitty.
>>217356919Why would they edit it. It's literally a guy from the Evil Universe citing Musk as some great historical figure.They next season they reference him again and basically call him a loser.
>>217356440He is quite an animated fellow.
>>217356964reanimated, even
>>217356884You may as well call shuttle bays and hull breaches sealed by force fields stupid as well, it's the same thing
>>217356105>>217356919Searching Elon Musk on the Star Trek subreddit is funny. Years and years of complaining and whining about that line.
>>217356959having the correct opinion does not excuse subsribing to peeplus
>>217356973well played
>>217356917>1.4k per houras a random example gamers nexus put out a video of a tour of some Chinese gpu repair shop today. assuming it was released at midnight that means it has been up and running for 10 hours. it has got ~45,000 views, that means an average of 4,500 views an hour.think about that some idiot talking gpu repair in china is doing more views per hour than the new star trek show. he might even get more views in total.
>>217356950Look at that donut rainforest ship. Nacelles are redundant, there should be no need for them any more and as such the ships should look less like the old Starfleet footprint.
i tried signing up for TrekBBS because I wanted to ask them why Marc Alaimo isn't in the DS9 Companion and they rejected my account application due to suspected spam
>>217356950right, so why make them weaker
>>217357010You know what you did.
How does it keep getting worse and worse? Who's even watching this crap?
>>217357013They didn't make them weaker, they made them better. They're not a weak spot anymore, you cannot blow a nacelle off one of these 32nd century ships, they're not there and if the ship or nacelle is damaged they just self repair and stay attached to the ship anyway.
>>217357010>why Marc Alaimo isn't in the DS9 CompanionQrd?
>>217356980No, those make sense because A. it still has a physical door, and B. that's an emergency situation, and those breaches are still sealed off with physical bulkheads. It's not the same thing, the same thing would be having an entire ship made out of forcefields.
>>217355471You miss them throbbing white studs with their vascular cocks, nancy? They get you bussy all nice and wet, you little slut?
>>217356780That first season of Picard was one of the most disgusting things ever made. It was literally everything it shouldn't be. It dragged TNG through the mud and shit with what must have been malicious intent, it shined a spotlight on how big a prick Patrick Stewart is and how petty and untalented the writers/producers are.It unironically killed my hope of there being good trek again, it killed my hope of trek having a dignified death, hell it even killed my hope in a positive future for humanity on some level.I hate it so much it's unreal. I didn't watch any more nu trek after that 1 season, and I probably never will again.At least I didn't watch Q and Guinan get raped on screen in season 2.Nothing else comes close to how heinous that show is, except other nu trek of course. I only made it through 1 season of STD too.
>>217357046>the same thing would be having an entire ship made out of forcefields.That forest ship in the 32nd century ship picture is literally that
>>217357042they made them weaker, not better. they're literally a weaker spot, the nacelle gets blown off in that webm. if the ship was solid it wouldnt be hanging off by a thread, it'd still be on the ship. why are you so retarded
>>217357052lol season 1 was the best season of picard too
>>217357043i have been reading the book and there are comments from every major actor except for him. they even got Avery to say a few words here and there. and there's comments from minor characters like Moogie multiple times and people like one time directors. so I want to know why he either wasn't available for comment when making this book or they consciously decided to keep his opinion out of it.
>>217357064>forest ship
>>217357064Which looks retarded, and is probably transparent aluminum or some such anyway.
>>217357052>I only made it through 1 season of STD too.pretty good stamina, i lasted ten minutes
>>217357083If it was solid it would be fucking gone permanently, the ship would never warp again until something towed it to a dock to have the thing rebuild
>>217357085behr didnt like him
>>217357121yeah that much is clear to me now but I didn't think that would keep him out of a book like this. that's incredibly petty.
>>217357114no, if it was solid it'd still be attached to the ship and not get dragged behind it because the magic connection had a fucky wucky
>>217357131forgot my image
>>217357085I'm no DS9 expert, but I'm pretty sure Alaimo refused to view Dukat as a villain, and played him accordingly. And I'm gonna guess that really pissed off Ira Steven Behr and the other jews involved in the show.
>>217357131behr is a petty little rat man, it's very in-character
>>217357141Just launch a big magnet into the gap and watch the nacelles fly off.
>>217357084I heard season 2 was somehow worse which in a way is impressive.I didn't take the season 3 memberberries bait either despite most of the internet still being in the bargaining stage of grief about it somehow. I do believe it is probably less offensive than 1 or 2 but they've given me more than enough middle fingers already. Fuck them.
>>217357154that couldn't have pissed him off because that's how they wrote him and wanted him to come across. in the book they always say stuff like "Dukat thinks he's the hero of the story." it's how his character is supposed to be. what they're actually eternally butthurt about is how some fans really enjoyed his character and literally the "Dukat did nothing wrong" memes they were seeing on the internet. Behr admits that in the book
>>217357157exactly
>>217357175Season 2 is the worst piece of TV ever made
>>217356038Didn't they release two eps?
>>217357181People don't like it when their fans are nazis, so what?
>>217357210Shut up.
>everyone I don't like is a nazi, a moron's guide to internet etiquette
>marathoning first 10 minutes of episode 1>5-year-old boy outsmarts everyone in Starfleet effortlessly>then at 20 he bypasses the compressor and can fly a spaceship 100% perfectly, better than anyone in the entire universe>no negative comments on this anywhereSo I guess the problem with Rey and Michael Burnham wasn't that they were Mary Sues, the problem was that all of you are misogynists.
>>217357210so you take it out on an incredible actor for bringing to life the character you created? that's fucking unhinged.
>>217357229Hey, it works for everybody. Nazis can be fascists and socialists.
>>217357202How would you rate each season of Picard out of 10? With 1 being a good TNG episode and 10 being watching your family get raped by an entire circus of clowns in slow motion
>>217357154>Alaimo refused to view Dukat as a villain, and played him accordingly.no one thinks of themselves as a bad guy and the way Alaimo played Dukat is one of the many reasons the character so amazing and by extension why the fans loved the character so much.DS9 was great despite the efforts of people lie Behr not because of them and that is a story you will see repeated in many television shows. The wire is a good example of a show where you had a team, a jew and a gentile, and when the gentile left in the final season the show takes huge turn in the negative direction.
The adult actors put their all into it. I'll give them that. >Opera clubno dukat opera, sad
>>217357238well, i havent paid enough attention to follow any plot really, i kept on skipping through the whole thing. i watched all giamatti and picardo scenes fully and thats it.
>approach random guy in hallway>talk about your asshole poppin upfuck this shit is gay
>>217357238>no negative comments on this anywheredid you ignore all the comments on the premiere? yes? go fuck yourself you disingenuous fag?
>>217357243Yes? That's how producers think. It's THEIR vision ok.
>>217357259>DS9 was great despite the efforts of people lie Behr not because of themyep. if you want proof of this watch The 4400. but actually don't because it's bad.
>>217356035>the character that would look the most off putting in a dress.That's exactly why they did it, stupid media illiterate CHUD.
>>217356068>>217356252LOL
>>217357210The same nazis are now reviewbombing and boycotting ACK, never really changes
>>217357335True sister
>>217357335liking Dukat doesn't make one a Nazi
>>217357181Yeah, I'm very aware that pissed them off and that's why they deliberately trashed the character at the end. (Jew writers have this recurring habit of creating "Nazi" characters and expecting audiences to automatically hate them, only to find they embrace them instead, for obvious reasons.) But as far as I'm aware Alaimo's view wasn't/isn't "Dukat doesn't think of himself as a villain"; it was "Dukat isn't a villain". Could be wrong, though, in which case it would be a mystery.
>>217357362>liking Hitler doesn't make one a nazi!
>>217357337there's no way this guy isn't a pesti mean look at himthere's nothing behind those eyeshe has those weird gay lipsand the aids hair
>>217357397Dukat is a cartoon alien who never actually hurt anyone. he's not similar to Hitler.
>half Klingon, half Jem'HadarHow a sterile lizard with no penis (that somehow lays eggs) fuck a mammal and have mammal-egg babies?
>>217357363I don't doubt that certain ds9 writers were huffing their own farts hard here.Hating on your audience for liking a villain is such an arrogant move. Part of the point of a villain is to be entertaining, Dukat was entertaining thats why people like him.Imagine accusing people who like Khan of being human eugenics supporters. It would be retarded. But no liking Dukat means you are a Nazi?Dukat did nothing wrong is just a meme. Even though the writers through Dukat under the bus Alaimo was still entertaining.The Dukat death cult episode is gloriously retarded only because of Alaimos performance selling it (mostly)
>>217357483>Hating on your audience for liking a villain is such an arrogant move. Part of the point of a villain is to be entertaining, Dukat was entertaining thats why people like him.DS9 had so many lovable bad guys
>>217357597I didn't even love to hate her, I just hated her, she was that good at being a despicable bitch
>>217357472Since when do they lay eggs, I thought they're just vat grown faggots.Anyway, it's been 1000 years, I'm sure they found a way to unfuck themselves and return to the natural way of reproduction at some point. That is, if they had it at some point, I don't remember the show stating if they were a completely custom lifeform. They certainly didn't mention that they were uplifted lizards similar to the vortha.
>>217357597This bitch put on a masterclass of being hate able.She is the ultimate hate watch character in the best possible way. No insult intended, she's brilliant. Rip in peace
>>217357638DS9 writers made a female character so evil she could only be played by Nurse Ratched. What a flex.
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>>217357726Quirked up chungus captain
>>217355452>the return of the skortthe humiliation ritual will continue until ratings improve
>>217357616>Oh, my sweet, innocent, led astray child!
Imagine fucking up as bad as the crew of the USS Equinox did. >b-but they had to get homeI can't think of a faster way to max out your negative karma than burning souls alive in your warp core.
ORIGAMI CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>217357726kinda hot ngl
>>217357638Having Dukat give her the hot sausage injection was pure art. It got a reaction out of everybody.
FOOT FAG ADS
So is Starfleet Academy actually "new Trek" in a stable post-STD universe where actual Star Trek can occur? Might actually be watchable.
>>217357783combs getting a semi
>>217357726>what am I gonna do, cut my foot and bleed all over the floor, spreading biohazardous material anyone could slip on just because I couldn't be bothered to act like an adult?
>>217357783It wasn't until I was an adult that I fully understood this scene. As a kid, I assumed it was two villains trying to one up the other, but now I get it, she's completely right. He's an ardent believer in service to his higher powers, genuinely attempting conversation, while she is a genuinely evil person, perverting her religion to serve herself. They are absolute polar opposites, with Weyoun coming out the virtuous one.
>>217357862So far it's been more boring than stupid, if that helps.
>>217357862No, it's more of the same trauma olympics with DEI hires.
>old trek>actors are skinny when they're cast; some of them get fat later>nu trek>actors are fat since day one of productionWhat's the reason for this?
Do they just not have tricorders that can instantly heal any wound anymore? This is 600 years past the point where tricorders were invented. Why are there morbidly obese people in wheelchairs wearing glasses and people are terrified of getting cuts on their feet?
>>217357802Somebody actually wrote that down. Imagine writing that down.
>>217357773>Feel free to stay as many days as you'd like... even a week if necessary.
>>217355452>virgin Jayden VS CHad Martoc
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>>217357726>That’s cute. Now we’ll wait here while you go get some shoes on like an adult doing a job.
>>217357945Holy Jesus
How did we go from this oozing in kino >>217357783to this garbage >>217357726
>>217357726>I like to rub my bare nasty feel all over the pristine floors so that my grease and skin and follicles get all over everything and make more pointless work for other people, instead of acting like a fucking STARFLEET CAPTAIN and doing everything possible to lighten the load for the greater goodIt's funny how bad nutrek starfleet personnel are at acting like they were raised in a socialist utopia. You would think, of all things to preserve, that message would be at the top of the pile for modern writers.
>>217357877The entire academy is probably self cleaning like the enterprise D.Any spills are probably instantly teleported away.
>>217357932this was a good one.
>>217358000That’s good because a lot of the new female trainees have IBS.
>>217357937This would be funnier with Worf's kid as the Chad. Even he looks more like a genuine klingon than that... creature.
>>217358000nanobots eat the skin and hair follicles
>>217358000>t. JK Rowling.
>>217355692Just watch DR Disater review trash it insteadhttps://youtu.be/I7XDCvJCViI
>>217357889>genuinely attempting conversationkek, nah.
>>21735791942% of Americans are obese. 75% are overweight. TOS and TNG were made before the explosion of processed calorie dense food.As an aside, I picked up a hot sandwhich from Wawa the other day and looked at the label: over 600 calories.
>>217358087I'm basing this assumption on the TNG episode Up the Long Ladder, in which Riker explains to a sexy potato that she doesn't need to clean the ship because it cleans itself.
>>217357726>We just HAVE to make every female character as obnoxious as we can.
>>217358119doesn't mean you have to hire THOSE actors. Aren't these people supposed to be fit for duty?
>>217358106She needs to go on that Kirk salad only diet card ASAP
>>217358096You know what I mean, he was doing his best to follow his Gods' orders, in this case being "diplomatic".
>>217356145Patrick Stewart is an airhead who doesn't understand what people like about the Picard character. Giving him any input is always a mistake
IMDB says that Stephen "Two Scoops" Colbert is in Starfleet Academy. Can someone give me a timestamp so I can see how cringe it is without having to watch the whole episode?
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and now the conclusion>>217358175>>217358175>>217358175
>>217358184what the fuck lmao
>>217358181my bad homie
Why are half the people on the list titled with their highest rank reached, and half are titled with their entry-level rank? Nog had a motherfucking starship named after him and he's just fucking "lieutenant Nog"???????
>>217358172he's on a speakerphone somewhere during orientation
>>217358210>Tawny Newsome>writer inserts herself into the showgoddamnit
>>217358210What the fuck is ACPC and ACDR? Acting Captain... Pussy Controller? Acting Captain Doctor?
>>217358243He's all the "quirky" announcements. Like the one at the start of >>217357726
>>217358210the unpaid zoomer interns who don't know Star Trek and just browsed MA for some names made this list
>>217357989abstract concepts of good and evil and their forms being able to make unique compelling characters vs flat concepts of women smart underdogs good and men evil nazis bad
>>217355693If I were hired to write The Notebook, I'd bring my A-game because too me, doing the best job writing it I possibly could would be my #1 priority.The writers hired for Star Trek? Their #1 priority is making sure their snotty leftist cuntiness seeps through every line. Conforming to their local politics is their only priority.
>>217357415Positively based
>>217357919The future won't be fatphobic. Get on the right side of history, chud.
>>217357257>How would you rate each season of Picard out of 10?1. 6.5/10 maybe 7 on a good day2. 4/103. 3/10
