Arthouse & ClassicsMeow edition>QotDFavourite spy /film/?>BonusFavourite von Sternberg joint?Previous: >>217350420
Queen of /film/
>No /film/ in subject lineApologies in advance.
>>217370534>Favourite von Sternberg joint?Morocco
>>217370603Someone counterbake.
Someone bakeblock the counterbake.
>>217370738You haven't got the guts
O LLOYDyou only had one job
>>217370554I like Woody. Insofar as his characters remind me of myself, and by showing a certain fondness for them (Manhattan aside), perhaps I'm integrating my Jungian shadow.
>>217370855HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER?? ITS OVER BROS
>Jungian shadow
>Your hand is shaking as she hands you the felt tip pen.>"Will you sign my shirt anon? Nothing rude though, as my parents will see.">Your eyes dart around her torso, looking for a blank space as you begin to sweat.>"Here anon, there's some space on the front" she says, pointing to just under her left breast.>Your trembling hand removes the cap from the pen, accidentally flicking it onto the floor as you calculate how to approach her.>She grabs your hand and guides it to the blank area. "Don't be shy!">You crouch down for a better angle and begin to faintly write your name>"No anon, you've got to press harder than that for it to write properly">You press harder and can feel the resistance of her soft but firm stomach against against your pen>"That tickles!" she giggles>As you complete writing your name you look around at the others, trying to work out the acceptable way to finish it. An x? Love hearts?>"Go on, give me a kiss." she says playfully, seeing you hesitate.>You stand up to your full height, now with a bonk on having felt the warmth of her young body against your hand>"On the shirt, silly! She laughs, pointing to your signature.>As you reach back down to complete the writing, you graze her breast with your hand, making her instinctively jump in surprise, which she then laughs off.>"S-sorry Jess, I didn't mean to...">"It's okay anon. Hurry and finish that, breaktime is almost over.">You add the x and she snatches the pen from your hand>"Thank yoooou!" she says in a sing song voice and skips away as the bell rings for class>3 years later you read in her autobiography about that time she was raped by a classmate at school and she clearly describes you in detail>notice your friend count is gradually dropping on Facebook>you still have the pen lid from that day, the centrepiece of the Harper shrine in the bottom of your wardrobe>a tear rolls down your face as you begin your ritual cum tribute yet again
yawn
>>217371420Harperfag origin story
>>217370534>>217370681
>>217371905
where is /film/?
Where's the new thread?
I'm listening to Big Black now shoutout to BirkinfagOk but WHERE do I start with Rohmer. I wanna find out if this guy is the real deal or just some slop merchant grifter that people here gas up for no reason
>>217371077>agp shadow
>>217372126The six moral tales.
>>217372159Why
Is the horny Dishonored poster here?
>>217370681Been meaning to watch this one for a minute.
>>217372133What the hell are you talking about
>>217372170You don't want to start with the six moral tales then don't start with the six moral tales, i was just answering your question.
>>217372178QRD?
Hello, I've said i would report back about film today, ill do it tomorrow, marvel rivals has me distracted for my review.
>>217372451It's just an anon who says Dishonored is a very horny film.
>>217372736Well he's not wrong.
