RIP Lynchman 1-year anniversary edition>QOTDDo you gravitate towards arthouse or classics? Why? What draws you to a particular style of cinema? Is there really any 'true' division between the two, or have we just tricked ourselves?Prev: >>217370534
Queen of /film/
Nightmare blunt rotation
Wild at Heart sucks
>>217387715is heterosexuality /film/?
>>217387735no, but your mother getting plowed by black men is
>>217387661>It's realHoly shit I didn't know he past. What the fuck.
>>217387826How's life in the cave?
>>217387733Post brown /film/s
>>217387670Catjeet BTFO
>>217387856Comfy. Quiet. Warm. Safe. Home.
>>217387904Based.
It's French to like this
wait he has been dead 1 year already? Damm time flies...
>>217387979It does when you're a faggot
>>217387979It also doesn't seem like he died in january to me, if you would've asked me when he died i'd say "middle of 2025".
>>217388197you are a mean person :(
>>217388197how can you tell? uhmm
>>217388157>1st windowThat's me on the right...
wait he has been alive before 1 year ago? Damm times a real bitch....... haaaa
Someone post the time flies green text pls. I lost my classic post folder
>>217388359sure one sec
>Your hand is shaking as she hands you the felt tip pen.>"Will you sign my shirt anon? Nothing rude though, as my parents will see.">Your eyes dart around her torso, looking for a blank space as you begin to sweat.>"Here anon, there's some space on the front" she says, pointing to just under her left breast.>Your trembling hand removes the cap from the pen, accidentally flicking it onto the floor as you calculate how to approach her.>She grabs your hand and guides it to the blank area. "Don't be shy!">You crouch down for a better angle and begin to faintly write your name>"No anon, you've got to press harder than that for it to write properly">You press harder and can feel the resistance of her soft but firm stomach against against your pen>"That tickles!" she giggles>As you complete writing your name you look around at the others, trying to work out the acceptable way to finish it. An x? Love hearts?>"Go on, give me a kiss." she says playfully, seeing you hesitate.>You stand up to your full height, now with a bonk on having felt the warmth of her young body against your hand>"On the shirt, silly! She laughs, pointing to your signature.>As you reach back down to complete the writing, you graze her breast with your hand, making her instinctively jump in surprise, which she then laughs off.>"S-sorry Jess, I didn't mean to...">"It's okay anon. Hurry and finish that, breaktime is almost over.">You add the x and she snatches the pen from your hand>"Thank yoooou!" she says in a sing song voice and skips away as the bell rings for class>3 years later you read in her autobiography about that time she was raped by a classmate at school and she clearly describes you in detail>notice your friend count is gradually dropping on Facebook>you still have the pen lid from that day, the centrepiece of the Harper shrine in the bottom of your wardrobe>a tear rolls down your face as you begin your ritual cum tribute yet again
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It wasn't funny the first time you posted it.
>>217388517it's reduced the avatarfag count tremendously.
>>217388554Kek, no it hasn't.
>>217388554costa rican ahh post
>>217388554Blessed be the Birkinfag, then. Ouroboros ahh situation.
>>217385154>>217385267Isn't she
>>217388624That isn't even Birkinbro.
>>217388726Blessed be whoever that fag is. Ouroboros ahh situation.
>>217388394That was a mean trick, anon.
>>217388760to be fair i stole that copypasta from spee so you can't really accuse me of insidious artifice
>>217388279is that Divine
I hope Le juge et l'assassin finishes downloading soon.
>>217387661did any of you get his laserdisc player and discs at that auction?
>>217388301me on the center
And if you caaaaaaaaaaaan believe it!
May or may not have cried earlier
>>217389408To a film?
Stop worshipping these glorified prostitutes
>>217389449Let's just say it was film adjacent
>>217389491No, let's say more, tell me exactly what it was.
Just requested a NSFW edit of a girl I like (she has worked on films)...time to get writing the script so I can enjoy the image alongside the story.Downloading the kino I was recced, like the Serra movie, apologies for my delay.
Children of Paradise (1945, Carné)2001: A Space Odyssey (1968, Kubrick)A Clockwork Orange (1971, Kubrick)Seven Samurai (1954, Kurosawa)To Live and D!e in L.A. (1985, Friedkin)Wild at Heart (1990, David Lynch)Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (1974, Peckinpah)Darkman (1990, Raimi)Crazy Thunder Road (1980, Ishii)The Railroad Man (1956, Germi)Thoughts on my top 10, /film/?
>>217387857
>>217389524NTA, he's clearly talking about Lynch.
>>217389542Don't know if you intended it, but yours has a decent amount of overlap with Kitano's.
>>217389613It's literally Kitano's top 10, yes
The following movies have been BANNED under the authority of Giovanni "Gio" "Personafag" L. These movies are strictly forbidden on /film/. Let any anon who enjoys these be sentenced to Letterboxd normalfag circles only for a month.
>>217389542>Children of Paradise (1945, Carné)Been meaning to watch this for a few months now
>>217389632Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Kitano.
>>217389542The Freidkino and the Peckinopah are really solid choices you don't see much on top 10 lists. The rest are pretty standard aside from Darkman which is a surely a joke or nostalgia pick.
>>217389578Not a chance
>>217387730get lost
>>217389639You like Persona 5, opinion disregarded.
>>217389639>Prometheus (3D version) is not on the listgood enough for me
>>217389671Crazy Thunder Road and the Germi film are standard on top 10 lists? Are you crazy?
>>217389639why does he dislike resnais
>>217389748R*dley scott sucks.
>>217389755Yes. I wear grippy socks at home.
>>217389774Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
>>217389821So ugly.
>>217389821Routinely
(I will reconsider again, Serra and Reygadas)Sabed que Nos proscribimos toda basura de amores falços e dramas lánguidos que pregonan falsedades. Aquellas visiones de carnalidad que fieren nuestra santa castidad e soledad son declaradas corruptoras e perezosas obras de poco valer.Las gestas de Reygadas e Albert Serra quedan en suspenso fasta que Nuestra Merced dicte nueva sentencia; mas non ayades muncha fianza en el dicho Reygadas. La porquería de Veronique, e otras peores, serán lanzadas de nuestra santa hueste de cine.Fujimoto e Reze son declarados enemigos mortales de nuestro posteo. Todavía Nos dura la saña por la fermosa moza de Bugonia en la playa; que maguer sea de gran beldad e lindeza, nunca será nuestra compañera.
>>217389895is that Galician mein nigger?>(I will reconsider again, Serra and Reygadas)You should.
Ridley Scott becomes a lot less impressive after you see all the films he ripped off
>>217389981He becomes a lot less impressive after you see one (1) of his films.
>>217389988Sent that freak flying.
can't wait for Sir Ridley to smite these philistines
>>217389981That's SIR Ridley Scott to you
>>217390048>>217390074Spike Lee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Diddly Scat
Don Micer Ridel Scott
>>217387730>Wild at Heart sucksIt was a dud film for him to win a Palme d'Or for, compared to stuff like Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive anyway.
>>217390111All shit thoughbeit.
>>217390120TRVTH NVKE
>>217389981For me its Tony Scott, the superior Scott brother. Compare their filmographies if you don't believe me. Tony doesn't have a single dud while Ridley has made more bad movies than most directors.
Doesn't like Mulholland Drive = Doesn't understand cinema Lynch is a true Americana filmmaker occupying the same stylistic tradition as Ford and Hawks
>>217387979>wait he has been dead 1 year already? Damm time flies...The worst part is how his kids auctioned all sorts of cool shit from David's house a few months after he died. They collected over $4 million USD just from that stuff.
Guess is bait hour over at /film/.
