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Ayo, all praise to da Founders who bless us widdis ordah of KFC. May it make us stronga and sheeit, and may we serve da Dominion widd a side of collard greens.
wtf >>217389641
>>217390140i dont usually do this, but this was a terrible choice for OP pic. keep it postive. keept it to real trek
https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9KrrEgJ
>>217390200get cancer
>>217390140Im secretly envious becuase Star Wars can bomb in theaters and become the north star of "how to fuck up a franchise" but they can still get away with pulling fast ones on normies with things like early-season Mandalorian and Andor. Meanwhile Star Trek is 100% fully committed to absolute dogshit. There are no saving graces or silver linings
>>217390200>keep it postiveBut he did, the OP pic is AIDS
>>217390201Oh dear lord
>>217390201what a retarded question
>>217390212I am an unappreciated man, who created the greatest opera known to man or klingon...
>>217390186>she's like... a super betazed>*doesn't even wear the contacts*also these people forgot that Deanna could only sense people's feelings because she was HALF BETAZED, right? She was weaker than other Betazoids who are full telepaths. So if this girl is a super telepath, she should be like the autistic retard in Tin Man, not a "feelings" character.Goddamn they really don't know shit huh
>>217390221Kek
>>217390212Lower Decks is our Mandalorian and Andor
The Adventures of Narbag TimtamComing to Adult Swim Summer 2026
Hated ENT in its heyday. Gave it another go like 8 years ago and fell in love. I treated it too harshly!
>>217390241It is like if Newtypes were retarded.
>>217390282Season 3 is genuinely kino. Of course the last episode of the series is disowned by pretty much everyone.
>>217390282i also enjoy ent but it is with the understanding that its only good because almost everything made since is trash. not just trek, everything.
>>217390265Lower Decks is Star Trek's Velma.
What do we think of the new characters?
i loved complaining about Ent. it was genuinely entertaining from that perspective.
>>217390337I don't care. You couldn't pay me to care.
>>217390338ENT was just disappointingly subpar. It didn't feel like being raped which is what it's like watching the new stuff.
>>217390321Y'know what, fuck it, jeet velma is cute.The show fucking sucks, but she's cute.
>>217390338This looks awful but when you watch the show it is enjoyable with context.I will even concede that I am perhaps coping, I do not care. It is leagues above the shit we have gotten since then
>>217390379Try having standards.
>>217390365the Vulcans were definitely raped. in every sense of the word.>>217390392it was my first time watching Star Trek where I literally couldn't breathe from laughing
>>217390337Obviously it's trash but I can't help but feel terrible for these millionaire celebrity actors. I hope that people in their circle were wise enough to warn them about the shitstorm they were walking into and the tsunami of hate they're about to receive.
>>217390379her appearance is just white velma painted brown
>>217390363You obviously do
>>217390423I think the actors just see Star Trek as a career stepping stone and there’s nothing wrong with that. Patrick Stewart auditioned for Picard because he thought it would be a three season job with chances to network his way into big movies.
>>217390409Awful dirty confession: I never finished TNG. Does it stay consistent or does it fall off? Not that it will affect me in any way, I still owe it to myself to complete what is highly regarded as the pinnacle of Trek. I've heard bad things though
What would alpha quadrant internet look like?
>>217390462i'm not sure why you think I give a fuck. watch it or don't I don't care.
>>217390423giamatti and hunter (and picardo) probably dont need to worry about money. 50/50 shot the rest of them end up selling insurance or doing dinner theater
>>217390462season 6&7 are not great but they are as good or better than most of ds9 and voy
>>217390458Hindsight is 20/20, Denise Crosby felt the same way and took the other side of the gamble and lost
>>217390140>chuddies still mad about Rey
>>217390478Obviously they'll just do the convention circuit. Even if nobody wants to see them they still get paid for showing up. It's pretty much a full time job for some more obscure Trek actors.
>>217390499i don't think it's anger, it's more like gloating
>>217390392To be fair S4 was shot on digital because of budget cuts and it's really bad early digital too. Whenever there are fast camera movements it looks like a youtube video.
For me it's Pan Fried Catfish
>>217390513there needs to be one of those panels where they ask them all if they're excited about going on the convention circuit and then show their reactions to this image
I maybe watched five episodes of TOS max.
>>217390562Same, maybe more like 20 or 30 for me. Funny enough in syndication when I am at my parent's house and it's on cable. It's pretty good
Starting to think I'm a misogynists
>>217390604>anyone from the cartoon on the listFuck off.
>>217390604ESL nu trek loving faggot lolWhat time is it in Dehli saar?
>>217390604The admiral from ENT has more characterization than Travis Mayweather honestly lol
>>217390631You're going to die alone kekDoesn't that scare you? Why are you doing nothing about it?
>>217390631>hasn't watched TOS>has an opinion about Star Trek
>>217390337I want those pants
>>217390713I would rather die alone than die liking Lower Decks.
>>217390741BF's taste aside from her infantile hatred of TOS due to weird, outdated preconceived notions isn't bad.She doesn't realize that this terrible opinion renders her as much of an unwanted other as the LD trannoids.
>>217390140>dead for 2 decades>better repost itMy dude, this series has been ended longer than youve been alive.
>Captian Erika Hernandez commands a Starship in the 2150s>By the 2260s, Captain Kirk gets scolded about Starfleet not admitting women as CaptainsIs this ever addressed with an in-universe answer?
>>217390513living in hotels and talking to retards all day is not as much fun as it sounds. ezri ended up selling real estate and people actually like her.
>>217390363Does anyone pay you at all ?
>>217390604What's with all the rick and morty characters on this. I don't get it
>>217390265Grim
>>217390872I don't know why they should, there's no good reason star fleet would refuse female captains
>>217390140I was fine with Discovery until the tranny mary sue side character.
We are Fucking LOVING this Starfleet Academy show! They fixed everything with NuTrek we asked them to!
>>217391045So the Pilot episode?
>>217390872they wont say it but pretty much everyone looks at it this way:TOS through ENT +the related films are of the same canonJJ films explicitly establish a seperate canon stemming from the romulan super nova event. all of nutrek lives here.in real trek the problem of the romulan super nova was averted, we dont know how yet but theres plenty of ways to handle it if circumstances ever allow real trek to resume.
>>217391085What does that have anything to do with the question
>>217390282ENTrician detected
>>217390872How is this still a debate? "There's no room for women in your world of Starfleet captains" can easily be taken as "you have no time for romance"
>>217391225I thought it was literally “your world of starship captains doesn’t admit women,” seems pretty damn straight forward and gene roddenberry-pilled
>>217391225What?! Kirk romanced a different shawty every episode.
>>217390140https://youtu.be/pCcT7EkYnoE?si=zzzPgV5aOlxctdyo
I tried to give Star Trek Academy a try but I couldn't stomach it, Holly Hunter's acting really turns my stomach and the action sequence with the kid trying to infiltrate the penal colony just felt so Star Warsy.. I give up, I don't know what I expected
>>217391471I opened the free S1E1 episode on youtube and scrubbed to like 10 different spots at random and literally every single scene had that plucky "whimsical violin" music and characters going>erm, umm, I am actually awkward ha ha!To say that it is unpalatable is an understatement.
>>217388566But oldtrek fans are dying from old age every day.
>>217391552Only 40-50 more years and we'll all be dead! I guess that's a victory for you or something even though you'll be dead inside of 10 because you're probably a very unhealthy 50
What the hell even is Kurtzman's claim to fame and how was he able to secure such a ludicrous deal with Paramount? Is he a nepo baby or something?
>>217391592Epic projection. I'm very healthy.
/trek/ supports SA.
>>217390562I’m also moving through TOS at a snails pace. Not because I don’t like the show. It’s very entertaining. But TNG and DS9 always beckon me louder from the shelf. I think it’s a sensory thing since TOS is very bright and loud.
>>217391669You and your children and your grandchildren and your grandchildren's grandchildren, right? kek
>>217391678Yes I like Gene Roddenberry, so what
Well, so much for that chud, "none of the 79 million P+ subscribers watched Starfleet Academy on premiere day" rant the Trekcels have been on.Paramount+ Top Watched that day on their service. The data from P+. Did quite well. Bonus, also blows their "YouTube clicks matter!" rant of the Hate Web out of the water.Total Geezer Defeat.
How old are the Starfleet Academy cadets supposed to be? The cast all look mid-20s.
>>217391681TOS is very theatrical, in a good way but obviously way more exaggerated than later treks. Shatner is a stage actor, and I love how the sets are lit up with gel lighting. Very poppy colors and the way Shatner exaggerates everything is so distinct.
>>217391552Star Trek is finding new fans and they aren't watching NuTrek lol
>>217391688Just grandchildren's children, so far. Meanwhile, you're on track for going extinct.
>>217391048Does it not concern you that last season's South Park episodes from a month ago did better?
>>217385570rent free
>>217391813Does it not concern you that you're so desperate to trash Star Trek: Academy that you're denigrating a #3 rating, higher than literally dozens and dozens of shows that didn't even deserve to get listed?
>>217391609He had a lot of television successes starting with Xena and Herules, but he is basically Nepo because his father in-law was a bigshot Hollywood lawyer and longtime president of the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers.He was an executive producer for almost everything he worked on in T.V. starting at age 24 which is almost unheard of.
I’m watching the RLM DS9 review now. Mike is absolutely right about the DS9 DVD quality. The sound is so terrible I have to crank the volume up to 30 from 18. And then I have to turn it back down after the episode so my eardrums don’t get blown out when I put YouTube on. And the video is full of scanlines and artifacting. Is this seriously the best they could do for an SD transfer?
>>217391832>replies 5 hours laterPot, meet kettle
Why, what's this?Plenty of titles from the beloved Star Trek franchise have scored well with the critics in the past, but the new streaming series from creator Gaia Violo and showrunners Alex Kurtzman and Noga Landau is the first small-screen Trek to EVER be Certified Fresh on the RT Tomatometer at 85 percent.How odd. Chuds have spent today and the wee hours last night screaming SFA is bad and no one likes the show. Yet, here we are. First Fresh goes to the new kids.
>>217391927Did you watch the whole episode? They make a point about how there is no incentive to go back and remaster the footage because the profit for doing so would be minimal at best. They probably ripped a shitty version to DVDs back in the early 00s and never bothered to go back and re-scan the negatives.
>>217391609He fucked up the Mummy reboot so badly that Universal essentially killed off the Dark Universe.
>>217391972Kurtzman, what is that Irish?
>>217390201the poll should just be "kirk or picard?"
>>217391972
>>217391953NTA, BTW
>>217391609He went to that Santa Monica high school, Crossroads School for Arts & Sciences, basically where all Nepos send their kids.
>>217392052now, there's no way they didn't anticipate this reaction. so why did they make it in the first place? do you think behind the scenes it's all a big game? just using billions of dollars on making the worst shit possible because at the end of the day it doesn't matter?
>>217391976They definitely copied a copy and called it a day. Even rescanning the negatives for SD would have been too much work.
>>217391972Your dedication to the bit would be admirable if it wasn't such a colossal waste of your own time
>>217392052seether reviewbombing, obviously. let's see how the viewership on P+ holds up. seethers can't do anything about that
>>217392088Where does the money that Paramount blows on these shitty nutrek shows come from?
>>217392052Yes. The Incel Armada has launched another down vote campaign. Happens every time and it's just background noise. NEETs have the spare time.
>>217392092If you actually looked into the subject, DS9 may have been shot on film, but the effects were done on videotape, and so remastering DS9 would involve a lot more work than a mere rescan. But it's easier to hate and seethe, isn't it?
>>217381997>Did you have the same personality at 5 as you did at 18?Are you unironically asking 4chan cretins that?
>>217392098>Nobody likes things I don't like!You keep saying this, and it will never be true.
>>217392101Nobody cares. They might get a short-lived bump from hatewatching. Gen Z is clowning on this slop hard.
>>217392121People suspect that with his father in-law had a fuckton of blackmail material of various execs. Otherwise it doesn't make sense how he is executive producing everything he does in T.V. straight out of college.
>>217392169>Nobody is watching!Here's evidence people are watching.>Noooo! Those people are hate watching!
>>217390140The difference is, I want to have sex with Michael Burnham.
>>217392162Wait you think your actually going to convince anyone here to watch this shit? No way really? That's both hilarious and extremely pathetic
>>217392215>Here's evidence people are watchingGoogle search interest is lower than SNW, STD and SPIC. That's cataclysmic.
>>217381136It's only a loss by your geezer standards. The kids are ENGAGING with the property. They're fans in a way you can't comprehend. This may make you seethe, and realize life has passed you by, but fortunately, your remaining time on this Earth is short.
>>217392241no, he doesn't. he's trolling and you're feeding him. he's only posting it so people like you post the thing you're posting right now and then he can keep it going for hours.
>>217392241This guy is quite simply not going to go away as long as Secret Hideout is in charge.
>>217390282ent is trash
>>217390201Kirk movies were better, but next gen is better overall.
>>217390550There is literally nothing to this characters except that they are GAY and really really like each other.
>>217392243>Google search trends matter!Do they matter more or less than YouTube clicks? About the same?
>>217390140In fairness to Jodie, her era hurt the franchise, but the gay black man was the final nail in the coffin
>>217392259>nooooooo anyone that disagrees with me is a TROOOOOOOLLcope harder
>>217392294tng movies were dogshit.
>>217392294If you like kino the TOS films are it, even their cheaper outings shit on anything from the TNG era.
>>217392169"Hello fellow Gen Z DS9 kids! Are we enjoying clowning on this show?"
>>217392377Yes. First Contact is ok.
>>217392354How was it Jodie's Fucking fault? It was going downhill during Cabaldi too! Jodi was asking for Fucking help and nobody was helping her!
>>217392208ant literally anything he ever touched bombed too.
>>217392281Controversial opinion: I think discovery is better than ent.
