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Ayo, all praise to da Founders who bless us widdis ordah of KFC. May it make us stronga and sheeit, and may we serve da Dominion widd a side of collard greens.
wtf >>217389641
>>217390140i dont usually do this, but this was a terrible choice for OP pic. keep it postive. keept it to real trek
https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9KrrEgJ
>>217390200get cancer
>>217390140Im secretly envious becuase Star Wars can bomb in theaters and become the north star of "how to fuck up a franchise" but they can still get away with pulling fast ones on normies with things like early-season Mandalorian and Andor. Meanwhile Star Trek is 100% fully committed to absolute dogshit. There are no saving graces or silver linings
>>217390200>keep it postiveBut he did, the OP pic is AIDS
>>217390201Oh dear lord
>>217390201what a retarded question
>>217390212I am an unappreciated man, who created the greatest opera known to man or klingon...
>>217390186>she's like... a super betazed>*doesn't even wear the contacts*also these people forgot that Deanna could only sense people's feelings because she was HALF BETAZED, right? She was weaker than other Betazoids who are full telepaths. So if this girl is a super telepath, she should be like the autistic retard in Tin Man, not a "feelings" character.Goddamn they really don't know shit huh
>>217390221Kek
>>217390212Lower Decks is our Mandalorian and Andor
The Adventures of Narbag TimtamComing to Adult Swim Summer 2026
Hated ENT in its heyday. Gave it another go like 8 years ago and fell in love. I treated it too harshly!
>>217390241It is like if Newtypes were retarded.
>>217390282Season 3 is genuinely kino. Of course the last episode of the series is disowned by pretty much everyone.
>>217390282i also enjoy ent but it is with the understanding that its only good because almost everything made since is trash. not just trek, everything.
>>217390265Lower Decks is Star Trek's Velma.
What do we think of the new characters?
i loved complaining about Ent. it was genuinely entertaining from that perspective.
>>217390337I don't care. You couldn't pay me to care.
>>217390338ENT was just disappointingly subpar. It didn't feel like being raped which is what it's like watching the new stuff.
>>217390321Y'know what, fuck it, jeet velma is cute.The show fucking sucks, but she's cute.
>>217390338This looks awful but when you watch the show it is enjoyable with context.I will even concede that I am perhaps coping, I do not care. It is leagues above the shit we have gotten since then
>>217390379Try having standards.
>>217390365the Vulcans were definitely raped. in every sense of the word.>>217390392it was my first time watching Star Trek where I literally couldn't breathe from laughing
>>217390337Obviously it's trash but I can't help but feel terrible for these millionaire celebrity actors. I hope that people in their circle were wise enough to warn them about the shitstorm they were walking into and the tsunami of hate they're about to receive.
>>217390379her appearance is just white velma painted brown
>>217390363You obviously do
>>217390423I think the actors just see Star Trek as a career stepping stone and there’s nothing wrong with that. Patrick Stewart auditioned for Picard because he thought it would be a three season job with chances to network his way into big movies.
>>217390409Awful dirty confession: I never finished TNG. Does it stay consistent or does it fall off? Not that it will affect me in any way, I still owe it to myself to complete what is highly regarded as the pinnacle of Trek. I've heard bad things though
What would alpha quadrant internet look like?
>>217390462i'm not sure why you think I give a fuck. watch it or don't I don't care.
>>217390423giamatti and hunter (and picardo) probably dont need to worry about money. 50/50 shot the rest of them end up selling insurance or doing dinner theater
>>217390462season 6&7 are not great but they are as good or better than most of ds9 and voy
>>217390458Hindsight is 20/20, Denise Crosby felt the same way and took the other side of the gamble and lost
>>217390140>chuddies still mad about Rey
>>217390478Obviously they'll just do the convention circuit. Even if nobody wants to see them they still get paid for showing up. It's pretty much a full time job for some more obscure Trek actors.
>>217390499i don't think it's anger, it's more like gloating
>>217390392To be fair S4 was shot on digital because of budget cuts and it's really bad early digital too. Whenever there are fast camera movements it looks like a youtube video.
For me it's Pan Fried Catfish
>>217390513there needs to be one of those panels where they ask them all if they're excited about going on the convention circuit and then show their reactions to this image
I maybe watched five episodes of TOS max.
>>217390562Same, maybe more like 20 or 30 for me. Funny enough in syndication when I am at my parent's house and it's on cable. It's pretty good
Starting to think I'm a misogynists
>>217390604>anyone from the cartoon on the listFuck off.
>>217390604ESL nu trek loving faggot lolWhat time is it in Dehli saar?
>>217390604The admiral from ENT has more characterization than Travis Mayweather honestly lol
>>217390631You're going to die alone kekDoesn't that scare you? Why are you doing nothing about it?
>>217390631>hasn't watched TOS>has an opinion about Star Trek
>>217390337I want those pants
>>217390713I would rather die alone than die liking Lower Decks.
>>217390741BF's taste aside from her infantile hatred of TOS due to weird, outdated preconceived notions isn't bad.She doesn't realize that this terrible opinion renders her as much of an unwanted other as the LD trannoids.
>>217390140>dead for 2 decades>better repost itMy dude, this series has been ended longer than youve been alive.
>Captian Erika Hernandez commands a Starship in the 2150s>By the 2260s, Captain Kirk gets scolded about Starfleet not admitting women as CaptainsIs this ever addressed with an in-universe answer?
>>217390513living in hotels and talking to retards all day is not as much fun as it sounds. ezri ended up selling real estate and people actually like her.
>>217390363Does anyone pay you at all ?
>>217390604What's with all the rick and morty characters on this. I don't get it
>>217390265Grim
>>217390872I don't know why they should, there's no good reason star fleet would refuse female captains
>>217390140I was fine with Discovery until the tranny mary sue side character.
We are Fucking LOVING this Starfleet Academy show! They fixed everything with NuTrek we asked them to!
>>217391045So the Pilot episode?
>>217390872they wont say it but pretty much everyone looks at it this way:TOS through ENT +the related films are of the same canonJJ films explicitly establish a seperate canon stemming from the romulan super nova event. all of nutrek lives here.in real trek the problem of the romulan super nova was averted, we dont know how yet but theres plenty of ways to handle it if circumstances ever allow real trek to resume.
>>217391085What does that have anything to do with the question
>>217390282ENTrician detected
>>217390872How is this still a debate? "There's no room for women in your world of Starfleet captains" can easily be taken as "you have no time for romance"
>>217391225I thought it was literally “your world of starship captains doesn’t admit women,” seems pretty damn straight forward and gene roddenberry-pilled
>>217391225What?! Kirk romanced a different shawty every episode.
>>217390140https://youtu.be/pCcT7EkYnoE?si=zzzPgV5aOlxctdyo
I tried to give Star Trek Academy a try but I couldn't stomach it, Holly Hunter's acting really turns my stomach and the action sequence with the kid trying to infiltrate the penal colony just felt so Star Warsy.. I give up, I don't know what I expected
>>217391471I opened the free S1E1 episode on youtube and scrubbed to like 10 different spots at random and literally every single scene had that plucky "whimsical violin" music and characters going>erm, umm, I am actually awkward ha ha!To say that it is unpalatable is an understatement.
>>217388566But oldtrek fans are dying from old age every day.
>>217391552Only 40-50 more years and we'll all be dead! I guess that's a victory for you or something even though you'll be dead inside of 10 because you're probably a very unhealthy 50
What the hell even is Kurtzman's claim to fame and how was he able to secure such a ludicrous deal with Paramount? Is he a nepo baby or something?
>>217391592Epic projection. I'm very healthy.
/trek/ supports SA.
>>217390562I’m also moving through TOS at a snails pace. Not because I don’t like the show. It’s very entertaining. But TNG and DS9 always beckon me louder from the shelf. I think it’s a sensory thing since TOS is very bright and loud.
>>217391669You and your children and your grandchildren and your grandchildren's grandchildren, right? kek
>>217391678Yes I like Gene Roddenberry, so what
Well, so much for that chud, "none of the 79 million P+ subscribers watched Starfleet Academy on premiere day" rant the Trekcels have been on.Paramount+ Top Watched that day on their service. The data from P+. Did quite well. Bonus, also blows their "YouTube clicks matter!" rant of the Hate Web out of the water.Total Geezer Defeat.
How old are the Starfleet Academy cadets supposed to be? The cast all look mid-20s.
>>217391681TOS is very theatrical, in a good way but obviously way more exaggerated than later treks. Shatner is a stage actor, and I love how the sets are lit up with gel lighting. Very poppy colors and the way Shatner exaggerates everything is so distinct.
>>217391552Star Trek is finding new fans and they aren't watching NuTrek lol
>>217391688Just grandchildren's children, so far. Meanwhile, you're on track for going extinct.
>>217391048Does it not concern you that last season's South Park episodes from a month ago did better?
>>217385570rent free
>>217391813Does it not concern you that you're so desperate to trash Star Trek: Academy that you're denigrating a #3 rating, higher than literally dozens and dozens of shows that didn't even deserve to get listed?
>>217391609He had a lot of television successes starting with Xena and Herules, but he is basically Nepo because his father in-law was a bigshot Hollywood lawyer and longtime president of the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers.He was an executive producer for almost everything he worked on in T.V. starting at age 24 which is almost unheard of.
I’m watching the RLM DS9 review now. Mike is absolutely right about the DS9 DVD quality. The sound is so terrible I have to crank the volume up to 30 from 18. And then I have to turn it back down after the episode so my eardrums don’t get blown out when I put YouTube on. And the video is full of scanlines and artifacting. Is this seriously the best they could do for an SD transfer?
>>217391832>replies 5 hours laterPot, meet kettle
Why, what's this?Plenty of titles from the beloved Star Trek franchise have scored well with the critics in the past, but the new streaming series from creator Gaia Violo and showrunners Alex Kurtzman and Noga Landau is the first small-screen Trek to EVER be Certified Fresh on the RT Tomatometer at 85 percent.How odd. Chuds have spent today and the wee hours last night screaming SFA is bad and no one likes the show. Yet, here we are. First Fresh goes to the new kids.
>>217391927Did you watch the whole episode? They make a point about how there is no incentive to go back and remaster the footage because the profit for doing so would be minimal at best. They probably ripped a shitty version to DVDs back in the early 00s and never bothered to go back and re-scan the negatives.
>>217391609He fucked up the Mummy reboot so badly that Universal essentially killed off the Dark Universe.
>>217391972Kurtzman, what is that Irish?
>>217390201the poll should just be "kirk or picard?"
>>217391972
>>217391953NTA, BTW
>>217391609He went to that Santa Monica high school, Crossroads School for Arts & Sciences, basically where all Nepos send their kids.
>>217392052now, there's no way they didn't anticipate this reaction. so why did they make it in the first place? do you think behind the scenes it's all a big game? just using billions of dollars on making the worst shit possible because at the end of the day it doesn't matter?
>>217391976They definitely copied a copy and called it a day. Even rescanning the negatives for SD would have been too much work.
>>217391972Your dedication to the bit would be admirable if it wasn't such a colossal waste of your own time
>>217392052seether reviewbombing, obviously. let's see how the viewership on P+ holds up. seethers can't do anything about that
>>217392088Where does the money that Paramount blows on these shitty nutrek shows come from?
>>217392052Yes. The Incel Armada has launched another down vote campaign. Happens every time and it's just background noise. NEETs have the spare time.
>>217392092If you actually looked into the subject, DS9 may have been shot on film, but the effects were done on videotape, and so remastering DS9 would involve a lot more work than a mere rescan. But it's easier to hate and seethe, isn't it?
>>217381997>Did you have the same personality at 5 as you did at 18?Are you unironically asking 4chan cretins that?
>>217392098>Nobody likes things I don't like!You keep saying this, and it will never be true.
>>217392101Nobody cares. They might get a short-lived bump from hatewatching. Gen Z is clowning on this slop hard.
>>217392121People suspect that with his father in-law had a fuckton of blackmail material of various execs. Otherwise it doesn't make sense how he is executive producing everything he does in T.V. straight out of college.
>>217392169>Nobody is watching!Here's evidence people are watching.>Noooo! Those people are hate watching!
>>217390140The difference is, I want to have sex with Michael Burnham.
>>217392162Wait you think your actually going to convince anyone here to watch this shit? No way really? That's both hilarious and extremely pathetic
>>217392215>Here's evidence people are watchingGoogle search interest is lower than SNW, STD and SPIC. That's cataclysmic.
>>217381136It's only a loss by your geezer standards. The kids are ENGAGING with the property. They're fans in a way you can't comprehend. This may make you seethe, and realize life has passed you by, but fortunately, your remaining time on this Earth is short.
>>217392241no, he doesn't. he's trolling and you're feeding him. he's only posting it so people like you post the thing you're posting right now and then he can keep it going for hours.
>>217392241This guy is quite simply not going to go away as long as Secret Hideout is in charge.
>>217390282ent is trash
>>217390201Kirk movies were better, but next gen is better overall.
>>217390550There is literally nothing to this characters except that they are GAY and really really like each other.
>>217392243>Google search trends matter!Do they matter more or less than YouTube clicks? About the same?
>>217390140In fairness to Jodie, her era hurt the franchise, but the gay black man was the final nail in the coffin
>>217392259>nooooooo anyone that disagrees with me is a TROOOOOOOLLcope harder
>>217392294tng movies were dogshit.
>>217392294If you like kino the TOS films are it, even their cheaper outings shit on anything from the TNG era.
>>217392169"Hello fellow Gen Z DS9 kids! Are we enjoying clowning on this show?"
>>217392377Yes. First Contact is ok.
>>217392354How was it Jodie's Fucking fault? It was going downhill during Cabaldi too! Jodi was asking for Fucking help and nobody was helping her!
>>217392208ant literally anything he ever touched bombed too.
>>217392281Controversial opinion: I think discovery is better than ent.
>>217392281>>217392442I consider ENT to be NuTrek Lite no matter what these Cocksuckers try to tell us.
>>217392442>I think discovery is better than ent.Shirley you can't be serious
>>217392377I believe this is generally agreed upon. Patrick stewart wanted to be an action star for some reason. Not sure why; his talents shined in serialized TV form as a methodical, diplomatic actor feeding off of his classical theater training like a big shakespearean play in space. Not as some old and bald Schwarzenegger-wannabe with laser guns
>>217392377First Contact was great, and I don't care what people say, but Insurrection was fine.
>>217392502Ya, insurrection was also ok. The other two are gross.
>>217392281>>217392442>>217392465Nice falseflagging, nutrek troon
I know nobody posts in good faith on /trek/ which is why I don't come here regularly anymore.I watch the two episodes of the new showIt was better than discovery at leastI just wish they'd drop the Whedon quipping and tone down colloquial language, "band-aid" should not have made it through rewrites.The second episode is better than the first, it's mainly people talking in rooms about diplomacy and shit.
>>217392562Ya it fine. I personally liked them. Last few seasons of discovery were less off the rails at least so it gets somewhat watchable after the time warp.
>>217392606Can you explain to me how somebody watches a series they hate from start to finish? Why? How do you possibly sit there and think "well its shit but now its shit with corn so this is much better"
>>217392348>Do they matter more or less than YouTube clicks?People Google shows they want to watch. It's the most reliable metric.
>>217392632not him but when I watched discovery I mainly did it for the saru bits so it became the saru show for me instead of the michael show
>>217392632Some of the first season episodes were fun, even though completely ridiculous. I stopped and realized I was complaining about ridiculousness in a show that bounces graviton particle beams off main deflector dishes. I miss angtsy Burnham and Lorca though.
>>217392562I agree with your sentiment, and I believe you are trying to approach this new show with an open mind. But keep in mind it *IS*okay to say that what we are getting is almost unequivocally complete dogshit with no redeemind quality other than "well at least it has better aspects than discovery" (not quoting you verbatim obv, just paraphrasing)There is honor in being an optimist, but at the same time there is shame in being delusional and trying too hard to apologize about too much.And yes I get that the other side of this means just shitting on everything new and falling in to teh trap of just being a luddite who only reminisces about the 'good old days' and only wants to watch and discuss the older shows—but whatever, that is unfortunately where we are at right now. Everything that comes out of modern Paramount is dogshit. I would literally rather watch a show dedicated to the concept of a space ship that constantly has magical feces showing up on random decks and a crew that works together to try and deduce how the space time continuum is causing the constant constipation and bowel releases aboard the ship and who is responsible for the lower deckers that given day
>>217392562These writers have not seen a movie older than Star Wars. They have not read a book older or more complex than Harry Potter. You force out all the “old white dudes” and this is what’s left over.
>>217392502Insurrection would have been better as a two-parter episode rather than a movie. Wish we got at least one Voyager movie instead.
>>217392681>magical fecesToo bad Justin Roiland's career was ruined unfairly. I can see him doing this.
>>217392539You don't know who anyone here is & it's sad that you pretend you do.
It's been like 13 years since Into Darkness came out and it is still unbelievable to me that not only did Abrams just re-do the Khan thing, but literally shoehorned in the exact "KHAAAAAAN" line. Like holy shit it does not get more hackey than that
>>217392681Yeah note I didn't say it was good, at least not by trek standards, but I thought it was watchable. My main grievance is they give too much screen time to a unlikeable main character like they did in discovery and to a lesser extent lower decks and prodigy but those two were about the scrappy rulebreaker's redemption into being starfleet's finest too so whatever. At least holly hunter is cool with her "I'm too old for this shit" antics.Honestly a lot of trek sucks on the first watch and is better as part of a finished package, voyager in particular.
>>217392801Yeah that is a fair point, I will concede
>>217392539Honestly wtf is your problem? I'm watching Starfleet Academy and it's ok. Seethe about it.
i always post in good faith that's why some have deemed my posts as "faggotry" anyway Jeff post
>>217392135most episodes have almost no effects. AI could handle it for cheap. they wont do it because there is very little demand for it but eventually it will happen because some streamer will demand it and the cost will be neglible
>>217392676So you were never a fan. Fuck off then.
>>217392801the watchable standard died with cable. if its new it needs to be fantastic or its a waste of time
i always post in good faith of the heart
After starfleet academy gets inevitably cancelled they should tape the last episode and have a 53-year-old Wesley Crusher walk out of the holodeck to reveal that this entire post-ENT timeline has just been one big LARP program conjured up to imagine some hypothetical past present and future timeline, and then shelve the Star Trek IP for like 10 years
>>217392844Gawrsh, I guess you know more than the people that have actually looked into this.https://treknews.net/2017/02/02/why-ds9-voyager-not-on-blu-ray-hd/
Just finished Picard and yeah I think Mike Stoklasa was just coping, this entire thing was dogshit
>>217392892Good Lord, when are you going to get over yourself? You don't have to take every last aspect seriously in order to be a fan. It's impossible with a campy space romp like Star Trek, anyway, unless you're willing to gloss over large portions of the content of each episode.
>>217392963Mike was right in that you should only care about season 3 and treat it like 3 bonus TNG movies.
>>217392982Do you take ANYTHING seriously or fo you always use insincerity as a deflection for shit taste?
>>217393009member berries the million dollar docuseries, aka star trek the search for more money
>>217392894the only tv shows I watch are star trek anyway and if I sat through up the long ladder I can sit through anything
>>217393009Michael Dorn has only aged like ten years over the last thirty.
>>217392982>anime response pic>gosh i just hate star trek techno babble so much it really is just a silly stupid show>what do you mean you don't believe me i'm a fan hey have you seen discovery its pretty greatYet you'll still wonder why you don't belong here.
>>217392939not going to bother reading that since it has nothing to do with my point. eventually it will happen because netflix or whoever will demand it. they arent going to do it to sell 10k box sets...wouldnt be worth it if the remaster was free
>>217393031I take plenty of things seriously, but not commercial entertainment franchises, especially not campy space romps. Does fiction fill a lack of seriousness in the rest of your life or something?
>>217393081I've seen all the treks. What makes me a fan or not? Even my grandma knows about the dominion war. It's not like it's some deep media to get lost in.
In my heart and mind I am peaceful because I only watch carpet trek.
>>217393050all heterosexuals stood at attention
>>217393108You did the meme!
>>217393135Yes, I have sincere emotions about things I love because I am not a fucking clown.
Just don't like the wrong things guys it's that simple.
>>217393149the only reason i havent kms is because theres a .000% chance i see wall to wall on a starship
H-h-hey guys look how flippant I am! Hahaha am I cool yet???
>>217393009It's fucking awful. The stuff they did with the Borg and Changelings is laughable.>>217393072The power of being a vegan. He lost every bit of test in his body.
>>217393176Its not about right or wrong its if somebody sees you eating shit people are going to laugh at you for it.
>>217393193It's crazy how I haven't posted here for like 3 years and I come back and you're still posting the same exact stuff (raaaaa stop liking what I don't like /trek/ is my hugbox!) but hey I thought you would have od'd by now or something so well done
>>217393159try reading next time, slut
>>217393154help
>>217393149You mean Berman-Braga-Behr BoreTrek?
>>217393231And I thought your IQ would be out of the 70s by now.
>>217391079Ok now that I think about it, I don't actually remember anything from discovery besides some of the alternate universe empire stuff.
>>217393259We call that the 3 B's of bretty good syndicated tv
>>217393163But why would you have sincere emotions about a hideously inconsistent space-fantasy franchise? Also, would you say that, in general, you have joy in your heart?
I know Gene had passed away by the time of TNG but still; big baller move to have his wife Majel Barrett in as a horny ass Betazoid. Now THAT is classic Trek
>>217393231>over 3 years ago this anon was bullied on /tv/>he's been holding on to it all this timelmao
>>217393314Why wouldn't I have sincere emotions about something I love that brings me joy? What kind of insecure idiot only likes things ironically? You need help.
>>217393154trvth
>>217393176The clearest example of oldtrek geezer seething being fueled by moral narcissism I've seen all day.
>>217393347Nah I left because that judy shitposter was making the place unreadable not because of BF and her screeching when she sees wrongthink.
>>217393231TBF, BF did have three seizures on New Year's Eve. Not as deadly as an OD, but he's definitely on his way.
>>217393176On the SFA USS Athena Wall of Honor, Mariner is one of the most renowned Starfleet officers of the previous thousand years.Got goosebumps.
>>217393241I did. You literally said >>217393108 you didn't read it.
>>217393254do you not like girls?
A little while ago me and my friend found an old PHPBB forum where you could roleplay as a Cardassian with other users. I wish stuff like that was still around. The worst part about Star Trek becoming a generic brand/vibe is all that stuff disappearing.
All I'm saying is that I am going to Guinan for real alcohol and sound advice way before I even consider setting foot anywhere near counselor Troi's office
>>217393417bro why would I focus on the best part if I didn't
>>217393417How did they get away with this honestly. This and the decon scenes made me stand at attention for sure as a kid
>>217393448UPN was desperate for ratings.
>>217393433The real office sure but her holodeck office is the best place to unwind on the ship.
>>217393459A holodeck in general is the most unrealistic part of Star Trek. I would be even worse than Barclay. I would go in and never come out
>>217393362Why would you sincerely love a hideously inconsistent campy space-fantasy romp? How can you overlook all the cringe and take it so seriously? And I like aspects of Trek; I don't like ALL of it ironically. Why the false binary fallacy?
>capn, happy to report all the cadets are up to date with their vaccinations
>>217393459>her holodeck office
If you could marry one girl from star trek why is it Kira Nerys obviously?
>>217393513Ugh this really was the best iteration of the starfleet uniform. The ones from S1 TNG are tissue-paper-thin and awful. These are perfect
>>217393433i could never go to troi. she would sense how much i wanted to nail her
>>217393576Absolutely diabolical, NuTrek could never, ever, ever
>>217393448ent was around the time the standards were pushed to the limits by shows like nypd blue. part of me appreciates it but a bigger part knows it was the final nail. trek fans are born from passive watching. moms are going to turn off that sort of overt sexiness everytime they see it and kids cant fight it. tos-voy got it exactly right where its obviously titilating but there are enough redeeming qualities to keep mom at bay
>>217393576i feel the same way but eventually i would just force her to deal with it
I miss LODE desu, pretty much the only unqualifiably good part of nutrek
>>217393590I'm sure every guy on the cerritos wanted to nail Tendi. So nuTrek could very, very, very much so.
>>217393556theres one almost every episode but for me picrel is paramount
>>217393637Nutrek "risks" mean cussing and trying to thinly veil how much you hate the donald. Real trek showed ass and gave you a good story while they were at it
>>217393622hey, i know, i would go to her saying i had a problem, that i wanted to fuck her really badly, and then she would have to try to apply therapy to make me not want to, which would only make me want to more. wonder where that would lead? maybe some pity sex?
>>217393576Meanwhile Barkley is molesting her holodeck avatar daily knowing full well she can sense it from anywhere on the ship and neither her nor Warf for Riker can do anything about it
How do you guys watch these unfunny and cringe Western cartoons with unlikeable characters? Just because it has Star Trek in the name you force yourselves to check it out?
>>217393556Tfw no silicon gf
>>217393492>synthaweed: check>rape gang recruit initiation program: loaded>replicator: set to auto-timer>comm badge: destroyed>safeguards: removed
>>217393707Still can't comprehend people have different tastes, can you? Another stellar example of moral narcissism. "nooooo my tastes are right yours are WROOOOONG"
>>217393707its pulp fiction. not a problem until it tried to take itself seriously
>>217393734NTA but yes, that is how it works. There are idiots right now who claim Star Wars Ep 9 and Starfleet Academy are epitome of entertainment
>>217390140>The Hilary Clinton effectforgive them father for they know not what they do.
>>217393718>RIker notices you removed safeguards"Computer? Oopsies."
>>217393154>What are you staring at. You've never seen a woman before?>I thought I had.
>>217392130The Council commands an entire armada...?
>>217393734I am just wondering why and how your tastes are so bad and what I am missing. I remember watching Avatar The Last Airbender when I was 14 and thought it was just okay. Is there something I am just missing when it comes to /co/ content?
>>217393754Riker has so many cold lines like this, absolute legend
>>217393747I don't think any of these people work.
>>217393747okay but nobody does that hereI can say I like voyager but think threshold or half of season 3 are shit at the same time just like how I can like lower decks but find mariner irritating sometimes
Here's your new trek eye candy chuds
>>217393784What do you like about Lower Decks? Just like the humor?
>>217393760It's deeper than that. Your moral narcissism has blossomed into outright mental illness. You'll never be able to trust any of your thoughts ever again. There's a reason you're isolated in meatspace, you know.
>>217393754i will never understand why anyone would suggest skipping the first 2 seasons.
>>217393798Hot fucking take but these two could actually be enjoyable characters with better writers.
>>217393802what if I say it's because tendi is cute
>>217393784You know as well as I do that there are several anons here (including a namefag who suddenly stopped posting... hope he's not having another seizure) that will shit all over you for having a nuanced opinion, will adopt a false binary fallacy, and will accuse you of insurmountable insincerity.
ATTENTION BAJORAN WOMEN
>>217393802nta, but its a platos forms kind of deal
>>217393834That is really sad and I am so sorry.
>>217393754how the fuck was he so smooth? yknow whats hilarious, my mother and i bonded a bit over general hospital for a while. i occasionally put on a star trek episode and we'd watch. she recognized riker immediately and was like oh thats the husband of some main soap actress from GH (she said G-H and not general hospital, because she was in a hurry to explain all about the character, starting from like forty years ago with lineages n shit). apparently my mom has followed frakes more than i have. she just forgot he was in star trek
>>217390379Sad
>>217393802I believe it's enjoyed by people who also find shows like gravity falls to be entertaining, and who also goon to the cartoons that they watch
>>217393844I see you are just as unfunny as the show itself so that checks out.
>>217393556To hell with that, enslave me to mirror kira
not that anyone would want to do the watchalong while the thread is in such a state but I checked for you nonnies and it's playing the >Worf aborts the mission to stop Dax from dying in the jungleepisode. and the B-plot is a O'Brien Bashir thing.so if you ask me, you have better thing to do on this Friday night. with your bottle of Kanar and some ketracel white.
>>217393823Honestly, as much as I wanted to dislike her, I've already started to warm to the Kling'hadar. On the other hand, Narbag Timtam is beyond salvaging.
