Help a Forty-Niner editionpreviously on /trek/: >>217390140
star trek sex with shran
I'm about to say it
So the Youtube upload climbed up to 100k views and the P+ ratings had Starfleet Academy at #3 overall, above popular shows like Tulsa King. What's the new cope geezebros?
>>217394292that kid doxxing somalians has like 100x this
>>217394292rlm ds9 vid got 4x more views in less time. try shutting the fuck up for awhile. some folks might accidentially watch it and like it
New thread made when old thread was only at 295 posts. What a spaz.
>Your ship has a cunning linguistWould you debate arcane points of language with her?
>>217394368No I would probably unzip her flight suit in her quarters and explore some points of interest, if you catch my drift
>>217394368>no hoshi jav
>>217394368Why does a linguist have so many pockets?
>>217394537Why don't you?
>>217394537Idk, ask Tolkien what she has in her pocketses
>>217394537she has lots of federation-standard-to-alien-language phrasebooks
>>217394368Still looks great.
>>217394604That's not juice
BETAZOIDS ARE TELEPATHS NOT EMPATHS YOU COMPLETE FUCKING HACKS!fire kurtzman
APOLOGIZE
>>217394641Betazoid girl is clearly another Tam Elbrun with that telepathic inhibitor on her neck.Also it was already established that Betazoids run the gamut in telepath strength and also don't use their abilities in front of mundanes because it's rude.
i'm surprised at the number of you who actually watched it. you couldn't make me watch a show about some fucking zoomer faggots in school if you paid me. that's probably my most hated genre of show and why I refuse to watch 99% of anime.
>>217394675Wrong.Only half-Betazed are shown as merely having empathy powers instead of full-blown telepathy.Also, they couldn't even get the girl to wear the fucking black contacts. She just looks like a normal human.So fucking lazy.
>>217394712Worf had it right. When you're looking at murder, you shouldn't turn your head and look away. Look, and always remember.
>>217394292Usually they insist Paramount is paying Somali pirates to force people to watch shows at gunpoint.
>>217394719I was about to say this but then wondered if it was even worth engaging.
>>217394675"He's also a Betazoid an empath who can read our feelings">t. hacks
>>217394719Eh they nerfed them in a patch upgrade. A wizard did it.
>>217394733
>>217394804Well to be fair librul skreenwriters have no thought only feeling
>>217394719Lon Suder had none and Elbrun had maximum due to their respective "conditions" which implies the existence of a continuum of ability.The lack of black contacts annoyed me too. I wouldn't be shocked if they were going to do it in post but forgot.
>>217394359"And there go the goalposts,, moving down the field!"
There was also that guy who faked being a human but was really a quarter betazoid or whatever who was even weaker than Troi but really, Troi's mother is pretty much baseline Betazoid strengthAutistic Tin Man guy is what a strong Betazoid looks like, somebody who can't turn his telepathy off.And it wasn't just feelings, he was fully reading minds.
>>217394814If they actually said "a Q did it", it'd be so retarded I'd love it. But they don't have the balls
he won
>>217394944and yet he somehow looks more manly than the average oldtrek geezer seether
Speaking of Somali pirates, the Star Trek Cruise is next month. Sold out instantly, so don't even try now. The programming schedule is up and:2:30 PM – 3:30 PM: Cupcake Decorating with Zoë SteinerHey cadets…Starfleet Academy is offering a delectable course! Join your classmate, Zoë Steiner as your instructor teaches you how to turn freshly baked cupcakes into masterpieces.Spilling spaghetti all over my cupcakes.
One addition to the canon from nutrek that does amuse me is the Lanthanites doing the "I don't give a fuck anymore" chaos old person approach to longevity as opposed to the "I'm wise and enigmatic woooo" El-Aurian thing.
>>217394977wait, does she have 4 boobies?
>>217395095No, only 2 boobies but 4 nipples.
>>217395114Good enough.
>>217395114I can live with that.
I was so distracted thinking about Sydney Sweeney's tits I didn't realize there was a new thread.
>>217394703>>217394871>>217394958The first season's plot involves her constant wardrobe malfunctions, because the replicators don't have a pattern that can handle her ample cleavage, and attempts to program it fail. They go on a quest for a tailor with the necessary skills, following a trail of clues, each more cunning than the last, until they find an oily little Ferengi. At first he demands an exorbitant price, but after seeing her chest, says he'll be satisfied with an "alternate means of payment". She looks uncomfortable as the scene fades to black for a commercial, then when we return, she storms out, looking red-faced and disturbed, but the grinning Ferengi has produced what they ask for, after researching his extensive archives on Virginia Bell. They feed the result into the replicator and, finally, she has a working uniform. That should make enough money to fund several additional seasons.
How my girl Becko in this show?Heard she has only guest appearances
>>217394977are all betazoid chicks hot
>>217395384she's apparently a bridge officer (tactical?) when the ship is a ship and not the academy so yeah not seen a lot
>Lt. Commander Sweeney, 2nd Officer of the Milky Way station "Milk Maiden" reporting for duty.
>>217395387do you really find that manfaced dysgenic zoomer attractive?She has a face like one of the aliens from Galaxy Quest
>>217395444Do you have to be reflexively contrarian about every single thing that's not ds9posting?
>>217394292
Totally organic waifuposting. They totally haven't tried that with NuChapel and it totally didn't die off after one week.
>>217395459DS9 isn't even my favorite Trek. Don't act like you know who you're talking to, "waifufag."Your waifu a shit.
>>217395476I'll be honest, they are cute. But they are written like dumbass modern women. Give me back Ezri trying her hardest to inherit her position.
>>217394741Searching "star trek discovery" on Youtube produces 10 hate videos and one trailer on the official Paramount channel with about 50,000 views
>>217395461RLM has existed for 21 yearsSFA has existed for two daysAnd you think this is a win for Team Chud?
>>217395476>>217395512Stare at this image of Emissary Nerys till the nutrek red mist fades.
>>217395553Angry sex with Nerys, calling her wrinkle nose the entire time
>>217395516Youtube is all personal algorithm based nowI don't watch outrage grifters and I'm not in the US (Paramount geolocks their channels) so I just get a bunch of random Discovery clips on my search.
You want me to admit it? Fine. I admit it. I hate Star Trek. I've always hated Star Trek. I despise its smug self-importance, is naive optimism, the fake techno babble, and the devout fans. I don't necessarily enjoy nu Trek. I only say I do because it makes Star Trek fans seethe. I've made it a sexual thing at this point. The harder they seethe, the more aroused I become.
>>217394292>geezebrosStill with this?
is 100k views for a free show that cost multiple millions to produce considered good now?
>>217395745won't most people who want to watch it either pirate it or pay for p+? Why is a US only youtube video the sole metric for success?
>>217395598I guess the grifting plan worked out because they managed to generate buzz off this show no one has ever heard of
They have taken this fucking show / universe / thing that means many things to many people and contorted it into a YA novel and a horror movie and an action show and a lampshade and a rug so that Alex Kurtzman can buy a new summerhomeFucking star trek adults that think "reason triumphing over emotion" means passively rolling over and doing nothing while your best friend gets molested
