>be me>34, no gf, no hope, wfh, only one in my department, never go out>been going to gym lately, got a haircut and some flattering clothes>notice Two Towers extended edition screening this weekend at the local kinoplex>decide to go alone on a whim at 9 pm, surely nobody else will be there>checking out, seating shows my usual seat near the center is taken, a couple is sitting in front of that, and then another center seat is taken in front of them>fuck it, I'm not sitting through a 4-hour movie to watch it from the side, choose center seat adjacent to the rear one that's taken>show up to kinoplex late, no previews or ads this time apparently so it started already and the relatively small theater is now packed somehow>seat adjacent to me is a girl (alone) and she's already tucked into a blanket and fully comfy watching the movie, glances at me>spend entire film enjoying the extra scenes and daydreaming about how this is my nerdy gf but thinking she seems fat, she flips her hair and fidgets endearingly the entire time>movie ends>linger a little while everyone else but the couple in front filters out>she's just sitting there staring down and fidgeting with her stuff, doing nothing in particular>I eventually stand up, put on my coat and gather my things, flustered and thinking I'm acting like a teenager>walk a few paces toward the exit, turns out I left my scarf>look back at my seat, she looks at me and looks down at my scarf and grabs it and lifts it up to me, we smile at each other nervously>finally get first actual look at her>she's adorable and isn't fat, just a nerdy-cute white girl in her mid-late 20's with Carhart gear on which makes sense since it's like -5 degrees here>immediately turn around and begin to walk out, stop to put on scarf, finally just walk out hoping she'll walk out shortly after me>she doesn't>leaveSerendipity wasted. I want to fucking kill myself. Why won't God just smite me already? Fuck you, Peter Jackson!
(also, LotR thread)
I've been in that position. You will now spend weeks going back to that theater hoping she's there again and then do nights worth of social searches for any girl that resembles her in the area in hope. You will remember that chance meeting for years on.Even if you meet someone later on you will think of that girl. It doesn't get any better. My best advice is to look at it like a dark comedy and just laugh at yourself.
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>>217567980>>217568056She’s going to be at the ROTK screening.
>>217568056>>217568079>be me (OP)>checking seating arrangement for ROTK tomorrow>nobody else has bought a ticket yet>refresh this thread>these postsJust let me die already
>>217567980honestly peter jackson rambling for 10-15 minutes before every movie was fucking annoying. why did they do this?
>>217568070>A 34-year-old man, socially isolated and recently trying to improve himself, impulsively attends a late screening of The Two Towers alone. His preferred center seat is taken; he sits next to a lone woman wrapped in a blanket. He enjoys the extended edition and imagines a romance but is uncertain about her appearance. After the movie, he forgets his scarf; she retrieves it and hands it to him, they smile nervously, and he notices she’s attractive and relatable. He puts the scarf on, exits hoping she’ll follow, but she does not — he leaves, feeling that a missed chance (serendipity wasted) and expresses intense despair.
>>217568120It's probably the last we'll ever see of him. Guy couldn't string two words together without his brain going nuclear.
>>217568102>>217568079correction: the evening ROTK screening tomorrow is mostly packed and there are 4 solo viewers, 2 of them in the center. Any of them could be my wife. I also missed the Fellowship screening and Monday's has a single solo viewer in the same spot but I just know it's going to be some Redditor Fatlus type guy when I show up.I can't live like this. This is a curse. God dangled a meet-cute in my face and took it away because I AM A PUSSY
>>217568286You should buy her a ring
>>217568199it would be one thing if he was telling interesting stories or factoids but he was literally just randomly nonsensically about random shit>uhhh... viggo had a bruise this one day of shooting and uh.. well my favorite characters are the ents...He even spoiled parts of ROTK kek. I wouldn't care but I was seeing it with some younger friends who hadn't seen the movie yet so kind of shitty of him
>>217568299She deserves it, seeing a 4-hour LOTR screening alone on a Saturday. And she looked like the type of chick to wear Birkenstocks if you catch my drift. >>217568056 is right, I'm never going to forget it and she probably didn't even notice me despite the fact that we exchanged pleasantries.
>>217568349>on a Saturdaynight*from 9 pm to 1 am no lessThe best part is that I'm traveling and decided to stick around in the middle of nowhere in a flyover small town USA due to the recent winter storm wave. It's like I'm living one of those holiday Hallmark movies but I'm the guy who didn't get picked. She's probably getting dicked down by some guy who can do a perfect Legolas impression as we speak. He probably owns a recurve bow.
What would've been a good icebreaker to say?
>>217568441Honestly, it would've been the easiest thing to just comment on how much better the extended version is (it's much more cohesive/coherent with the extra scenes) and even just ask her if she's going to the ROTK screening as >>217568079 pointed out>she IS going to that and I'll never know which one she went to
>>217568349The dark comedy aspect of this is that if you did by chance run into her again in the theater you likely will freeze up and not say a word to her, or you do speak with her but it goes no where beyond small talk. Really sucks but that's how shit goes, still wish you the best.
>>217568504just remind yourself that all women are whores and the fantasy will dissipate over time
>>217568441>Want to see my Extended Edition?
>>217568510True. Somewhere in the ether, my ancestors were screaming at me to invite her to ROTK, but my mind went blank and lingering near the trashcan wasn't enough. Maybe fantasy is better than reality, though, and this was just a good, funny experience. She could've just been waiting until I got the fuck out of there thinking I'm a creep anyway.but I'm not and I've been feeling more confident lately because I'm looking better than I have in years, and she was clearly receptive>grabs scarf the moment she notices me turn around and holds it up>t-thanks :)>y-yeah hehe :)why didn't I ask her out fuck FUCK FUCK stupid stupid STUPID
>>217568517Whores can be fun, double wrap it and never marry one.
>>217568775sex with a condom on is not worth it at all, I can't relate to even wanting it in that hellish circumstance
>boyfriend can't make the movie>have to sit alone>a sweaty neat sits next to me>feel him side-eyeing me the entire movie>keep my blanket pulled up to my neck to shield myself >wait for him to leave so he can't follow me to my car>he doesn't fucking leave>really side-eyeing me now>he finally goes but the retard forgets his faggy little scarf>hand it to him so he'll finally fuck off>legit scared now>text my boyfriend>he says wait in my seat and he'll come pick me up>just wanted a comfy night at the cinema
>>217567980she is getting fucked in the ass by a bbc right now
>>217568855kek, I was going to write this alt version but was too lazy
>>217568855
>>217568441>Countless funny/witty LoTR threads.>No one can come up with anything clever to say to a chick after watching one of them.Actually, sounds about right.
>>217568921you know, the almost-decent version of this joke was posted already in >>217568440I really resent how this site is now full of you porn-brained nonwhite faggots who insist on shoehorning "bbc" in everywhere you possibly can.If nothing else, there's just no nuance to it.
>>217568855>>217568974Is it better to maintain an optimistic yet depressing if true delusion or to resign oneself to cynical depression instead? I think option A is mentally healthier but it comes with the risk of being banned from my local theater in the future.
>>217567980>white girlshitskin detectedbeaner, chink or coon? disgusting
>>217569190I'm white, anon. We were the cutest little white non-couple in the theater. There is now one less white LOTR-appreciating baby in this world because I am a FAILURE.
>>217568988I dislike it too, it makes the site disgusting, and the more they talk the more they reveal their lowly non white status and you start hearing into the subhuman retard thoughts of a lesser, far more disgusting creature.this is the post of a 34 year old with the mind of an 8 year and wholly inaccurate perceptions. he's going to end up beating the girl to death if he sees her again, or crying and shitting his pants.
>>217569273post your bone marrow or gtfowhites don't specify "white ass cracka ass pale ass bitch" when describing females of their own species. it's just the automatic default
>>217567980dude im not reading all that, jerk off or dont, i dont care.
>>217569312>it's just the automatic defaultNot on 4chan anymore, just look at >>217569293and >>217568921This place is full of swarthy individuals and <lowers voice> TikTok users>>217569410you don't understand, it's like jerking off but in my heart and soul
>>217569312You're a stupid nigger. You specify the race to show how big of a loss it is, if it was a chink it's not a big deal because there's a billion of them and they all look the same but not only are there less white girls, there's a greater variance between them, AND they're going extinct due to white genocide. Please promptly kill yourself you third worldist false flagging Jeet
>>217569477This. It's not like there was some Indian girl sitting next to me. This was a proper Carhart-wearing Aryan female. You should've seen the beanie on this lass.
>women gets increasingly nervous as OP loiters around her>probably thinks he left the scarf on purpose as a ploy like the creep he is>this is inevitably going to result in a security incident during ROTK
>>217567980You would have fumbled it anyway
>>217568855> Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?>Sam : That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.Nigga did you even watch the movie. What’s the worst that could happen if OP takes his shot tomorrow? Just go to ROTK and if she’s there start a conversation and ask her out.
>>217569583>>21756807912 pm, 1 pm, or 6 pm, bros?
>>217568441My precious
>>217567980Not reading your /fit/cel blogpost. Please kill yourself at your earliest convenience.
>>217569793someone did a grok summary for low IQ people>>217568165also >>217568855
I did this and the worst part is that I opted not to sneak my usual vodka cocktail into the theater this time. Being sober is a scam.
>>217569695You’re gonna have to buy tickets for all three friend.
>>217569924>You’re gonna have to buy tickets for all three friend.kek, I'm afraid I'm just letting her go if she isn't in whichever one I go to. I missed Fellowship so I'll be going to that one too, probably. Maybe she's retarded, too, and isn't watching them in order also
Mfw I fell for a kiwi girl brosGonna go over and see her soon and she's an oldfag lol
>>217570011based ausbro with nzgf
>>217570020She's amazing lol I told her I still post here tooLove her so much Met on a unvax fb lol we started arguing ended up having phone sex
>>217570038>Met on a unvax fb lol we started arguing ended up having phone sexkek, living the dreamwhat the fuck man, I need to broaden my horizons, seriouslyyou mean to tell me I can pull women by proving them wrong? that seems like a male fantasy on a couple of fronts
>>217570152She is a submissive tomboyI'm a virgin she's low kmsLiterally went on a dating group to troll Karen's then got a egf out of it hahaah
>>217568441>Wow that was good. Can't wait to see what happens.
>>217568120wait theres a commentary before these anniversary versions? Im a third worlder so its screening next week. also is it the green tint version or not
>>217570173Glad for you, anon. Keep fighting the good fight. I just bought tickets and even preordered tendies for tomorrow's ROTK screening. Wish me luck. My waifu will probably not even be in the same theater but I am sitting next to another solo attendee and will be sneaking in extra candy this time heheh
>>217567980>>217568079OP ask for her number and take her to get a coffee. Just order a hot chocolate or some bullshit if you don't like coffee. Don't let fear of failure prevent you from trying, if you don't try at all then thats an even bigger fail and a much bigger regret
>>217570314Anon, that was yesterday. I already didn't ask her out, and I do regret it. ROTK is tomorrow, but I honestly think the way this is going to go is>not present at my particular ROTK screening>if she is present, the theater is still packed full of people and I'm likely not sitting next to her>if I am sitting next to her I'll be too shy to ask her out in the middle of a packed theater>if she's somewhere else in the theater there's 0 chance I'll talk to herBasically what >>217568510 said
>>217567980Wow you are a fucking loserGrow the fuck up and make a move next time
>>217568988>the almost-decent version of this jokeit's not the same joke, that image does not imply she's having sex with another guy, just that she has no interestit's the same joke as picrel
>>217570292Based I can't wait to have a hobbiton date with her lol I heard the pubs good but NZ banned pints?! A PINT IT DOESN'T COME IN PINTS!!!
>>217570011Show her your duck
>>217570530I dud she showed me her tutsTheir bug ey
>>217569994Don't forget your spaghetti.
>>217567980Nigger you didn't even exchange a single word
>>217567980men who don't take action are meant to die alone
>>217567980>she's adorable and isn't fat, just a nerdy-cute white girl in her mid-late 20'sDon't fall for it, anon.Nerdy girls tend to be the most whorish.
>>217568441>Grond.
>>217567980that's not even bad, she just existed next to you. you know how many chances i've blown that were served up to me on a platter?
>>217570314Most intelligent /adv/fag.
>>217567980what you fail to realise anon is that she has been piped by several men this year already
Yeah...its hard to know what to say sometimes in those situations. Jokes can embarrass some women too but some like them.
Sorry man, I just watched the first disk of extended fellowship with my wife from the comfort of our couch, looking forward to the second half tonight.
>>217568102Fucking buy a seat near the exit or one in the same spot you were in last time. Don't hurry out, try to spot her before lights dim so you can watch for her to leave and head out the door right before she does. Don't freak out, just ask her if it's her first time getting to see them in theater and if it was worth the hype. After that, ask if she wants to grab a quick coffee somewhere.Unless she's holding hands or locked arms with a man, you have no excuse not to approach, even if she brought a friend this time. Feminists are poisoning the well, women always have and always will prefer the man to make the first move and show interest by "choosing' her. Worst that happens if she says no, you never see her again, and if you don't ask, you'll regret it harder than you do now.
>>217572460Actually fuck it, if you can't spot her, be the first ass out of the theater so you can wait out in the hall for her. It's not creepy so long as you don't hunt her. It's alright if she picks up that you waited around hoping to see her again- you're actively interested, so how else would anyone pursue, right? You have nothing to lose here, man, so go for it.
>>217572086>you shall be the fellowship of the ring!!!>great... so where are we going?at least fellowship disc one has a good endingtwo towers has frodo and sam hauled off by faramir's men and return of the king has grond lel
Is this really a lord of the rings thread?
>>217568855brutal
>>217567980>Why won't God just smite me already?God did smile on you. You are the horse he lead to the water, but you refused to drink. You didn't need the perfect opportunity to say something. You didn't even need to awkwardly say hello. You already have a common interest. All it would have taken was saying something like>It's so cool to finally get a chance to see the extended editions on the big screen. Can't wait for RotK tomorrow.If she was interested in you at all, a conversation could have happened there. If not, you ddn't say anything awkward, and she could have just said a polite, "yeah."
>>217568855kek rip op
>>217567980omg coward not that moment will be stuck in your head until you get a gf
>>217571686>>217571345Is it true?
>>217573741>If she was interested in you at all, a conversation could have happened there. If not, you ddn't say anything awkward, and she could have just said a polite, "yeah."Did you even read the thread?>God did smile on youCan you even read?
>>217567980If she don't likes you don't waste you time, go to the nearest strip club
>>217572086>Sorry man,>allow me to rub it inthis is surely the behavior of a happy, well adjusted man in a good relationship
>>217575822>Did you even read the thread?Yes, I read the thread and every instance where he could have said something, anything, but was too much of a coward.>Can you even read?God gave him plentiful opportunity in this situation. God apparently didn't give you the ability to make a point.Maybe you could actually speak up and say anything relevant, but you're too much of a dipshit retard for that.
>>217567980>wears a scarfYour gay
>>217575929>If she don't likes you don't waste you time, go to the nearest strip clubjust not worth it>>217575949>smite>smilewho goes around saying "when will god smile on me?" you strange Indian moron
>>217575999>>217568855since when is wearing a scarf in wintertime gay? are gloves gay? is lotion gay? brushing your teeth? where do you draw the line, manly men of /tv/
>>217576077>you used a word that is close to the spelling of another word someone else used!!And? God smiles upon you is an extremely common phrase for when God has provided you with a blessing, an opportunity, or given you favor.You are a fucking idiot.
>>217576150>you used a word that is close to the spelling of another word someone else used!!lmao somehow you mistook "why won't God just smite smite me," an already tongue in cheek phrase, for "why won't God smile upon me" or some autistic Indian shit>God smiles upon you is an extremely common phraseand now you're doubling down on that hahahaGo away, Pajeet, and learn English before posting next timeIdk why brown people even think they can post here, they don't seem to have noticed that this is a white website
>>217576355>some autistic Indian shitAgain, an extremely common phrase used in proper context, but you are a fucking loser with nothing going for you in your life so you jump at the opportunity to incorrectly nitpick what other people have to say.You are a braindead fucking moron. You should kill your parents for raising such a retard and then yourself.
>>217576434>arranged marriage bride is fat>NOOO! WHEN IS THE GOD VISHNU SMILING ON ME SAAAR
Is it weird to do this?
>>217576845Do this and loudly say>Need a third wheel? LOL!
>>217567980You are putting women on a pedestal, like most men do. Stop being a woman worshiping fagot and grow up.
>>217568855Holy fucking KEK
>>217568070Average Lord of the Rings experience then
>>217577038>>217576845You guys are small time
>>217577104>You are putting women on a pedestal, like most men do. Stop being a woman worshiping fagot and grow up.I understand, logically, the realities of women. But I'm still a hopeless romantic. I think by "grow up," you really mean to think and act fully on cynicism, but if I were to do that, I don't know how I'd ever get married.
Just record her walking to her car so you can get her license plate number next time and then hire a PI to look her phone number up. It's way more respectful and there's no need to bother her at a screening.
>>217577395You're already following her to her car, so the best thing you could do is follow her car to make sure she gets home safe. She would see how much you care and want to protect her. Hell, she might even invite you inside and you'll go to the screening together the next day.
>>217568855got him
>>217568441>I never thought I would watch kino side-by-side with a rostie
the sheer volume of newfags replying to the lazy female perspective post with EPIC are a sharp reminder of the fact that this place is now full of nonwhites and social media runoffI feel like so many people found out about the exploding van website through a "video essay" and are collectively praying so hard for le epic happenings that any little thing, however degraded and far removed from its original form it may be, gets this kind of disproportionate response now
>>217567980imagine this but you live in a ~500 population town and see her regularly, it can always be worse.
>>217577739>seething op
>>217577764Yes, but I'm only seething about how excitable these newfags are. I considered posting that myself and I would've done a much better job. Those (You)s should've been mine, you see.
i once had a real-life meetcute at a bookshop. this qt and i both went to pick out the same self-help book. we ended up talking for a while, turned out we had a lot in common.she gave me a ticket to a play she was acting in at the weekend, said i could catch her backstage afterwards, maybe grab a drink...i didn't go. FUCK plays.
>>217577741>and see her regularlyHow is that worse? I would have ample opportunity to ask her out. Also how is it even possible to live in such a small town in 2026? I am in the literal middle of nowhere and I only have to drive 15 minutes in any direction to find a place with more than 500 people.
>>217568286>buy tickets for seats next to the solo viewers at all the screenings>show up for all of them but only stay for the one she’s seeing>you can even get a refund within the first few minutes if she’s not there
>>217577846you must get tons of pussy/affection to squander such an amazing opportunity, anon. fuck you, anon!
You will most likely not meet her again. Take this experience and learn from it, so the next time you have a serendipitous moment with a potential gf you might have the balls to say something. I probably would've had the same experience though, Anon. I feel for you. We need to stop caring and take life less seriously.
>>217568349>And she looked like the type of chick to wear Birkenstocks if you catch my drift.What did he mean by this?
>>217577871I can't afford to be that autistic about it; I'm already a regular at my kinoplex and I'd imagine they notice me since I'm always alone. I'm just going to the evening screening expecting to sit next to a fellow 4chan user and to have a good time. As long as it's not some kind of disaster scenario where she shows up again and it goes wrong, the outcome will be good. I'm seeing Fellowship after ROTK, too (on different days), so maybe someone interesting will be there as well. :")
>>217567980nah anon, most of the times she was genuinely just being nice and if you made any move she’d quickly gtfo there and embarass you, if you’re lucky, or if she’s vindictive she’ll get you in trouble
>>217577895I think you know. Where do Birkenstocks go, anon? That's right.
>>217577976>most of the times she was genuinely just being nicerespectfully, anon, you are ESL, right? can women get you into trouble for asking them out in your country? i always thought third worlders had less problems with this
>>217577852>How is that worse?It never gets easier. That feeling you had of wanting to verbalise interest but not being able to take the risk gets worse on every subsequent encounter.>how is it even possible to live in such a small townYou aren't half as well travelled as you think you are if you think there aren't sub 1k towns in rural low pop. density countries.
thread for those who wanna discuss lotr instead of some relationship larp bullshit>>217577790>>217577790>>217577790
>>217577895>What did he mean by this?It grips.
>>217578006no just a sperg who apparently is somewhat handsome. the moment they realise you arent Don Draper charismatic they “get the ick” and run
>>217578049>no just a sperg who apparently is somewhat handsome. the moment they realise you arent Don Draper charismatic they “get the ick” and runlmao this, what the fuck>>217578037>needed to spam his autism thread for attention instead of just posting the discussion herethe irony of this shitmake a social media account, loser
>>217567980you should totally post on /r/missed_connections or whatever local subreddit you live near. she's waiting for you to find her anon.
>>217568079>>217568102Even if she's there, let it go.You're not going to look through hundreds of people hoping to find one random girl you caught a glimpse of. Even if you did and you found her, she'd think you were a creepy weirdo.Even if she didn't somehow, you'd only spill your spaghetti. What do you think you even could have done differently? Been charming and made her laugh? No. If you could've done that, you would've done that.Take this as a sign that you're lonely. If you want a gf, you need to put in basic work. A qt gf isn't going to just drop into your lap and love you unconditionally while you act like an antisocial neet full of rage and entitlement. You're not the main character overdue for some woman to come and fix your life in a quirky romcom
>>217568079Just smile at her and talk to her. Don't even think about it or anticipate it, don't play scenarios in your head, just engage her casually and let a conversation happen.
>>217576126poof wears a scarf lol
>>217578192>If you could've done that, you would've done that.the message of your post is reasonable but this circular pleb logic is shameful, anon. if you live like that you're rationalizing/orienting yourself toward failure rather than toward success>A qt gf isn't going to just drop into your lapprobably not but this was close and chance encounters happen all the timehalf of my oldfag friends have some story like "we just found each other in the local barnes and noble">you need to put in basic workdid you read the OP> You're not the main characterYes I am, this is my life, considering yourself an extra in your own life is cucky and once again targeting failure>Take this as a sign that you're lonelytrvth nvkeanon, your pessimism is not welcome in this wholesome thread
>>217578324>poofgo to bed, Nigel
>>217578254>Soo.... you err... you like lord of the rings?>...yes?>Cool, cool... Yeah I like them too...>...
>>217578347>I like them too...laughed out loud
>>217578365>>217578347>>217578254This would never happen as I've been rehearsing my lines for our next chance meeting since last night. By the time fate arrives, I will have been practicing for almost 14 hours.
>>217578432Don't forget to compliment her on her breathing.>You have such a lovely rhythm to your breathOh! And her pores on her skin. Let her know that you've noticed her lack of acne (or if she has acne, make it clear that it doesn't bother you and she wears it well)
>>217578020>You aren't half as well travelled as you think you are if you think there aren't sub 1k towns in rural low pop. density countries.No, I have never been to such places, but I always thought of them as comfy>That feeling you had of wanting to verbalise interest but not being able to take the risk gets worse on every subsequent encounter.I didn't even get that far desu. I wasn't even considering talking to her until I had to go back for my scarf.
If you are 25 or under, you literally weren't alive or were an infant for both 9/11 and Fellowship of the Rings
>>217578432you should play smash bros with her
>>217578586Well, wish I hadn't experienced 911 at the impressionable age of 11. LotR at that age was fucking perfect though, so I'm not complaining.
>>217577828grim
>>217578733fire emoji ok emoji skull emoji
>>217568441>Looks like minge is back on the menu boys!
>>217578486My advice to you on this one, brother to brother, is to let this die a death, you'll get em next time. Drop the scarf. Get a haircut every 3 - 4 weeks. Most importantly: realise that any future encounters you have with women you only get one chance. Don't try to compensate after the fact by trying to meet again, she's not stupid, it'll be obvious to her that you orchestrated it.
>>217568855this entire joke is encapsulated better by this old meme >>217568440
>>217571467kek
>>217579050>Drop the scarf.What is with the anti-scarf brigade ITT? Scarves are proper winter apparel and they are comfy.> Don't try to compensate after the fact by trying to meet again, she's not stupid, it'll be obvious to her that you orchestrated it.>orchestrated it>bought a ticket to the next screeninganon, this is like the blind leading the blindI realize I lost my shot but you sound just as clueless as I am if not more soMost importantly, leave my scarf alone. In fact, I'm planning on upgrading it soon. Plus that scarf is the only reason we locked eyes and formed an eternal bond
>>217567980thread themehttps://youtu.be/c5QfXjsoNe4?si=MLIvQ0QtJWT0jnU8&t=155
>>217579110ok so you're actually just homosexual and the realisation hasn't hit you yet, totally different matter
>>217579201>a zoomer with a collection of crunchy funny face cat pics tells me I'm gay for wearing a scarfidk how to convert it to zoomerese that your fashion trends are transient ephemeral and some things are timeless, like gloves and a scarf
>>217567980You should have spoken to her after she handed you your scarf you fool. Lingering outside waiting for her would have been seen as creepy af and blown your chance anyway so take some solace in that.
>>217580085I know, okay? I FUCKING KNOW
>>217578834kek you're buzzing from this thread aren't you, little faggot, it's the most attention you've had in years
>>217568855I have been the guy asking the girl very normally>So are you going to watch the subtitles as well or do you have anything special planned now?And she gave me a pitying smile and said that she was indeed waiting for her bf that >didnt like fantasyThats what happens when you put yourself out there. Nothing good. But at least Im not obsessed, I just remember why I hate women
>>217567980>Fuck you, Peter Jacksonlmao
>>217568855uh oh
>>217580383>some goofy ass newfag who trades on online attention like it's a currency projects and reveals that he believes a thread that a 4chan thread which is barely halfway to the bump limit is significantjust stick to tiktok and youtube comments, kidI really do need to start monetizing my ability to effortlessly elicit this kind of reaction from retards
