>STANNIS!>STANNIS!>STANNIS!editionPreviously >>217603832
TAOOBA
>>217608696
>>217608670stannis has been marching for 15 years
>>217608670
>>217608752>stannis has been marching for 15 yearsmakes sense, George wanted a time skip for all the characters in Winds.
>Ser Anon of House /got/. The Princess Rhaenyra will now hear your betrothal pitch.
Why does Preston keep saying Stannis will march south by the end of Winds of Winter?
>>217608768Hung like arlanCall me a liar, I dare you
Only True Sons of Westeros can reply
Why couldn’t gurmy make dragons interesting?
Make me Master of War
>>217608844kek
>>217608768
You, who killed Game of Thrones to come into the world?House of the Dragon is an ill-made, spiteful little production full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Moot's laws give them the right to make their threads and display that name since I cannot prove that the work is not GRRM's. And to teach me humility, the mods have condemned me to watch /hotd/ prance about wearing that proud /got/ that was the sigil of all the threads before us. But neither mods nor anons will ever compel me to let you turn /tv/ into your pizzahouse.
>>217608857What's the carrying capacity of a dragon?
>>217608899now do tywin shitting and trying to claim aKotSK as true heir to game of thrones to try
>>217608914Vhaegar is as big as a castle, so probably a lot
>>2176089141 sheep
>>217608762
>>217608670What a good show man. It makes you wonder why did they even make that House of the Dragon garbage when they had quality material right there to be adapted.
>>217608783preston does like to present his schizophrenia as fact
>>217608939What was old /got/ like, friends? What was it like before the Red Wedding brought the normies in? Was it fun and cozy? Or was it just as shitty as today?
>>217608967It was kino
>>217608951HotD has dragons which sell a lot more than big autist bumbling around
I like the first two episodes of Dunk but they feel kind of drawn out. The material in the novellas would be better adapted as a film for each rather than a TV show I think
>>217608991what novel take, wish i heard it before
>>217608768sexo lil monkesexo with lil monke?
>>217608991I think the episodes will feel better if all watched back to back
>>217608745
>>217608991I'm sure someone will pull together a 3 hour supercut once all the episodes are out
>>217609029
>>217609049I was laughing my ass off this whole scene. I couldn't believe the leaks were real.
Imagine if Tanselle had been played by Elizabeth Debicki instead. The show would be better than Game of Thrones Season 1.
>everytime a new GoT show comes out HBO can count on you retards to watch and carry the torchSAD
>>217608768YOU DUMB CUNT
>>217609061I remember the leaks saying he cums on her feet. I wonder if they cut it.
>>217609217>noooo you have to watch a complete slop like fallout or a degenerate pos like euphoria. you can't watch GoT franchise
>>217609236>>noooo you have to watch a complete slop like fallout or a degenerate pos like euphoria. you can't watch GoT franchiseYou shouldn't be watching that garbage either. But at the very least those garbage franchises didn't fuck over their entire fanbase by giving them garbage seasons of television.
>>217609183>Ser Anon, Am I too tall?
>>217609294he is literally me
>>217609285sex sex sex
GROWING STRONG NIGGAAAAAA
>>217609183instead we got a butterface gdi
>>217609444>everybody still riding>Lyonell and Valarr charging against no one>Longthorn stealing Tybolt's horse and Hardying's shield>Hightower on the ground crawling in the backthis is gonna be the best ASOIAF show isn't
how can i have a big uncut dick, do girls like it
....semoc eH
>cut away getting ass beat during his emotional funeral>crude bizarre rape joke>takes a huge diarrhea shit after the GOT theme.>the fuck you up the butt chair scene>spit in a cup>the penis sceneWhy do they keep doing this?
>>217609511to piss off preston
>>217609482>how can i have a big uncut dick, do girls like ituncut dicks got cheese all over them. best to stick with cut.
>>217608914African or European?
>>217609511>crude bizarre rape jokewhat?
>>217609481already is
>>217609482How do you even jerk off if you are circumcised?
>>217609546>you sir, stop raping!
>>217609558>How do you even jerk off if you are circumcised?You take your hand and you jerk off till you cum. I do it twice a day every day (cut). Precum helps.
>>217609559jesus christ anon grow a pair
>>217609557Shouldn't the gorget be under the breastplate?
>>217608670STANNIS
>>217609571>jesus christ anon grow a pairWhat did the rape joke serve in the purpose of the episode anon? Did we really did it over say more Egg and Dunk scenes?
>>217609574yes but this is never the case in ASOIAF, not just the shows but the art works
>>217609227>gigachad older brother overshadows him all his life>first son is a drunk>second son is a schizo>third son is a nerd>fourth son is an egg>blackfyre fucking shits still existMaekar had a hard life
>>217608844is this real?
>>217609565But how if there is no foreskin to move up and down and the end is all dry.
>>217609599>Maekar had a hard life
>>217609594I feel like in practical terms it means that attacks that glance up off the breastplate will get wedged under the gorget and allow the blow to be directed into the neck. I suppose the artists think it looks cooler aesthetically though.
>>21760867030 min dunk episodes is absolute bullshithbo is robbing those subscribers
>>217609511>>217609522i thought preston liked the episode
>BESSIE'S TITS
Why is Egg such a scrawny midge when he's pureblood Targ chad DNA?
>>217609639kids are small
>>217609628>I suppose the artists think it looks cooler aesthetically thoughthat's the only reason for it, i used to think it was a show problem which it is but then i bought the world of ice and fire art book, same problem in the art too lol and you know what it does look cooler on the outside
>>217609639He's 1/4 Dornish, you pillbug
>>217609636he did but he always has like 50 things to bitch about
>>217609580
>>217609646If they're gonna embrace it as an alt-universe aesthetic choice I wish they'd think it through a little bit and have the entire gorget swoop down much lower, like almost to mid-chest over the breastplate. I think that'd both emphasise it as a stylistic choice but also be more practical for the intended purpose it serves as armour
>>217609647He is actually more Dornish than Targ if you count Daynes as Dornish
>>217609611you put it length wise between both hands and then move one hand in a clockwise rotation while you move the other hand in a counter clockwise rotation
>>217609647Disgusting swarthy southerner midge genes I should have known
>>217609639cause he's a fookin' egg
>>217609696He luckily got the whitest Dorne genes.
>>217609679you can remove it faster
>>217609639>Why is Egg such a scrawny midge when he's pureblood Targ chadyou are thinking of Daemon Blackfyre
If the books stopped before storm of swords and there was a show adaption and it got to the red wedding, fans would rage and scream and call it uncanon bad writing. The show ending is genius, fans don’t know what’s best for them, George knows what’s best for you and for the story
>>217609707I suppose if the armour is purely for show and has no functional purpose then having it be easy to take on and off does take priority
>>217609720you can do better
>remove the shitting scene>remove the cock scene>remove the line about the kingsguard wanting to take a shit>make tanselle med looking like she’s meant to look in the bookIf they did all these things then AKOTSK would literally be the greatest ASOIAF show so far.
The realm was better off without Dorne don't (you) me
>>217609647He’s 3/4 Dornish
>>217609801But then we wouldn't have any fiery Dornish peppers and baaaaaaad pussy!
>>217608967lemme openup my folder, be prepared for some of the cosiest cringe you've laid your eyes on, only the most vintage early season 1 only
>>217609801maybe its just autism but unified westeros looks betterhell between dorne and the north i would rather lose the north
>>217609803Maekar is 50% Dornish, did he marry another one?
>>217609824A Dayne, yes
>>217608967Bad art was a staple.
>>217609820They already don't have most of the North, just like in real life they decided that Scotland was a bit shite and not worth the effort
>>217609816>>217608967some from the choiciest selection
>>217609838
>>217609830I stand corrected, he is indeed 3/4th Dornish.
>>217609846kek
>>217609742they intentionally put those things in to take it down a notch since their other shows are such shita comfy show about a hedge knight just works
>>217609846
>>217609866So very this. I should never have picked up that fucking paperback in Waldenbooks.
>>217609885Truly George is the king of subversion
>>217609857Well HOTD is so fucking awful, so you’re probably right.
>>217609866
>>217609912
>>217609254He really did save HotD for me. I hope they don't do him dirty in S3.
>>217609928>don't do him dirty in S3.daemon was ruined in season 2, he has no agency now, it's all bloodraven and got s8 now
>>217609928
The previous thread JUST NOW died.You made the new thread 2 hours too early you retarded cunt.Instead of having everybody in one thread, following up on old discussions, you uproot everyone and essentially erase everything because you're a massive fucking attention whore.You fucking retarded fag.
Daemon fucking sucks
>>217609912>let's cast a literal midget to play Jon Snow
>>217609944
>>217609946which daemon
>>217609638anybody knows what came of the trio of girls who were always up center in those stupid burlington bar reaction videos? their socials got leaked around the final season, but cannot find those any more.
>>217609849>got silver hair white skin genes from targ>got manlet gewne from dornishwas it worth it?
>>217609967Kek
>>217609977Replaced by non-binary couples and trannies, that joint turned into an LGBT spawning pool after Mando S2.
>>217609938>daemon was ruined in season 2, he has no agency nowI know they shit him up in S2, and tried to humiliate him, but he still overcame the writer's venom. So I hold onto hope.
this dunc show is like water torture, i cant wait a week to watch 20 minutes more its fucking absurd and i hate them. I dont feel bad about pirating it.
>>217609967All of them>Black fucking shit>Blackfyre fucking shit I, II and III
>>217609944You’re such a fucking babyIt’s not that serious
>>217609982His silver hair could come from his Dayne or Lysene ancestry
>>217609954>let's cast a literal midget to play Jon Snow
>>217610040Rock falls on your head
>>217610081I had a gf for 8 years that was a whole head taller than me, was like banging my older sister, shit was cash
>>217608844>gets reposted to Z (formerly tullynet)
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>217610017found their instagram accounts https://www.instagram.com/kindacoolsometimeshttps://www.instagram.com/grandmafartpartyhttps://www.instagram.com/millielasagna> all in their late thirties > all dating chuds> no kids extremely grim
>>217609557He looks Australian
>>217610289>grandmafartpartyClassy
>>217609742it's alarming how true this iswonder if they are sabotaging Dunk on purpose
>>217610391Doubtful, if the reports of 3 seasons being greenlit are true.
What are the spoilers for HOTD season 3?I know they’re going to be fucking terrible, so give me all of them.
>>217610081
>>217610439miss that little targ like you would not believe
>>217610470Riven with lies and headcanons, to be sure. Virtually nothing is verifiable.
>>217610523
I wish we were getting a Blackfyre Rebellion spinoff instead of Arya's Dora the Explorer.
>>217610596It'd be a short show, based Bloodraven likes his rebellion broken quickly.
>>217610335What does an Australian look like?
>>2176104701/2>Condal wrote the first episode and it will open the season with the battle of the gullet (I’m sorry jacebros). >The Dragonseeds will have scenes with Alys at Harrenhal in episode 1. She will be “curt” with them. When Alys appears Ulf will be pissing on some rocks and will be startled by her. She will have a scene alone with Hugh (likely where he hears about the prophecy about the hammer falling).>Aegon and Larys will be captured in episode 1 by House Staunton when their wagon is inspected, Aegon tries to escape but is assaulted and they are taken to Rooks Rest.>Fishfeed will be episode 2, Roderick Dustin, the leader of the winter wolves, will throw Jason Lannister's head to Daemon and swear fealty (again) to Rhaenyra. Daemon, Oscar, Roderick and black Aly will sing a song with the army while Jason and his lions heads are displayed. >Fall of Kings Landing likely episode 3.>Episode 5 is likely the “conceptual” episode, probably dedicated to Aegon. Aegon and Larys have lots of character development this season. >In the aftermath of Rook's Rest, soldiers from House Mooton discover a lair filled with human and animal remains and are attacked by Sunfyre. (Could be episode 5?).>Butchers Ball likely episode 6.> In episode 7, Cole will be killed and his head will be impaled on a spear and then displayed by the soldiers of team black.>Ormund will pretend to hand over a fake Daeron (Charlie Gordon) as a hostage. The real Daeron will be played by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth.
>>217610124Being tall sucks. Everything's uncomfortable to use, clothes are all expensive and hard to find, and everyone expects you to act like Chad Chadderson III, Esq all the time so if you don't and are just a decent normal person they start treating you like shit to make up for all the times a tall asshole shat on them. Also every single woman will starfish and expect you to do all the work.Know a guy who's a cute tiny femboy type and he fucks every sex and gender relentlessly and everyone treats him well and gives him free shit, it's insufferable.
>>2176104702/2>Battle of Tumbleton is the final episode (ep 8), before the battle Gwayne will be captured by Daemon and strangled until he almost dies, He will send him running towards the gates of Tumbleton, and then order the Riverlands archers to fire arrows in his direction to scare him like Rickon and Ramsey. This will take place at the Blacks camp, both Corlys and Daemon are involved in the battle.>Aemond will decapitate Otto in Harrenhal in one of his dreams, will likely happen around the time Otto is actually decapitated.>Dreamfyre will be in S3. In a scene filmed on the set of the Dragon's Moat, Rhaenyra is also in the scene.>Rhaena is confirmed to be Nettles and has cut/burned off all of her hair and now dresses in sheepskins. >Black Aly will be in 6 episodes this season.>There will be a green man (likely when Addam visits the Isle of Faces). >Benjicot Blackwood wasn’t spotted on set so is unlikely to be in this season. (Don’t stop believing though anon, you can manifest him into season 4 if you ritual post enough).>Cregan was also not spotted on set so is unlikely to be in this season. >Ormund Hightower will have a nude scene.
>>217610596Anon Dunk IS the Blackfyre Rebellion spinoff show. His character exists as a vehicle to explore all of them except the War of Nine penny Kings. First one allowed dunk to be a Hedge Knight, stumbles into the second etc
>>217610670is amazing to me how many people miss that
>>217610670I think the first rebellion is already past, though, Dunk mentions Ser Arlen having fought at Redgrass.
>>217610690Anon I covered that>First one allowed dunk to be a Hedge KnightSpoilers if you're a showfag Arlans nephew and first squire died at Redgrass meaning he went looking for another and found Dunk .
Reread it again. There's 2 scenes I hope they don't ruin. Baelor's and Dunk's heart to heart after he gets arrested and right before the duel starts and all the smallfolk start hugging and kissing him and Pate says "a knight that didn't forget his vows".
>>217610670I mean the first rebellion.
>>217610720Oh like the personal drama between Bittersteel and Blood raven thats no flashbacks? Yeah could be cool but any show that touched that would quickly struggle to demonise Aegon the Unworthy because he did nothing wrong
>>217610669>Ormund Hightower will have a nude scene./got/hotd/dunk/cock/
>>217610669>Rhaena is confirmed to be Nettles and has cut/burned off all of her hair and now dresses in sheepskins.absolute fucking cringe, why even pretend with these attempts at fanservice when it comes as insults
>>217609511He is too negative, it was working for late game of thrones but completely out of place in house of the dragon and this show
I dont ljke jousting scene, everything was dark and moving, I had no idea what was going on
>Even the bastards hate eachother.What the fuck was Blackwood/Bracken problem?
>>217611029I wish they took some of the stupid dragon budget from hotd and put it into duncan egge so that they could show more jousting and not hide the bad cg in darkness and split second cuts
>>217611035>One kid with the curvy Bracken lady>Three kids with the lithe Blackwood ladyBrackenbros… not like this…
Guys, I saw my wife zooming in on the penis picture and taking a screenshot so I checked her phone and she sent it to one of her groupchat and said "I used to be able to handle ones this big, ohh how I miss a big one".WTF Should I file for divorce?
>>217610658>>217610669Not enough Rhaenicent scenes to be real.Sorry anon but what you wrote sounds a little too coherent for Condal and Hess, not enough dyke and troon characters for this to be the real timeline for season 3.Also thinking they’re gonna give Aegon his own stand alone episode…from what we’ve seen them do with the character, not likely.
post ser arlan's webm
>>217611203Just get a bigger cock then anon, it’s that simple.
>>217611220>Sorry anon but what you wrote sounds a little too coherent Those are the legit leaks from the same source as all the other leaks from the previous seasons. Believe them or don’t it makes no difference to me.
Cute and canon!
>>217611035>>217611076
Rewatched both eps. The jousting scene is so great. I’m so glad they have the sense not to squeeze obnoxious and shitty scoring into scenes. Game of Thrones had that problem, as many shows do. The music is excellent too.
It's weird that they joust at night.Also why was dunk randomly spying on the targs
Nuncle
DUNKleosteus
>>217612396Dunkle
>>217612396nuncle is your maternal uncle right?
>>217612476Hunkle
>>217612500Nah I just prefer to call him by his first name.
>>217612276>Also why was dunk randomly spying on the targsHe wanted to talk to Baelor about the time Sir Arlan jousted him in the hopes Baelor would vouch for him. It was explained better in the books.
>>217612276in the books he was looking for plummer to try and talk to him about the joust again and he accidentally walks in on the princes without even recognizing who they arein the show it looks like he recognizes baelor and his plan was to talk to him about his tilts with ser arlan
>>217612500Say "mine uncle" fast, and it becomes "my nuncle", so "nuncle" is just a shorthand of "mine uncle".
>>217609611Kek that's literally what precum is for retard, it gets all over your knob. Your dick gets soaked in pre while you jerk
>when your nuncle has lived too long
DAMN BRAT
>>217612730BLUH FLINCHED
>>217612276>>217612522>>217612539The castle or keep? security is so lax they're lucky a small group of BFSs didn't plan something and killed them all.
>>217612716
Why?Everything before and after this has been great so why did they do it?
>>217612791Only Joffrey is alive by that point. Both of Damon's actual sons become kings.
>>217612817anon everyone here is a bookfag, you don’t need tell us what happens like a redditor
>>217612866That meme doesn't make sense
>>217612816>we want black reaction channels going YOOOOOOOO HAHAHA TF DIS NIGGA DOIN
I drank the Arbor Gold.
>>217612881Are you genuinely retarded?
>>217612889No your meme is just shit. Daemon can't be fighting for his wife's sons at God's Eye because only one of them is alive by that point
>>217612887did they do that? the black reaction channels?
>>217612903Holy shit lmao. They don't have to be alive for him to be doing it for revenge. I didnt post that and you have actual unironic autism.
>>217612817>>217612881>>217612903
>>217612925Daemon did not give a shit about Rhaenyra after the fall of Kings Landing, showtard-kun
>>217612750It's a time of relative peace. The Blackfyre rebellion was squashed like twenty years ago.
>>217612945lmao you are layers of autism. It's a fucking joke meme. Are you baiting? There's no way you're this anal retentive about a meme about step dads stepping up.
>for my wife’s sons!
Dead general.
was that penis real? i thought timmy's cant get that
>>217613423The worst general that ever was or will be, in the worst general that ever was or will be.
>>217613545men from Pennytree are known for their giant cockswomen who fuck a man from there takes a penny and nail it to a local tree to show the world that nobody else will ever be able to satisfy them
>>217614107That poisons trees
>>217612730ToT
>>217612730I'm afraid you wasted your time as some anon already made a webm of this in an earlier thread.
Okay his new shield is pretty kino
In the books does Dunk because famous after what I gather is going to be a trail by combat, or is it either inexplicably nobody seems to know about the event or that Dunk just goes incognito so nobody knows he was the guy? At point does Dunk reach the point in ASOIAF history where everyone he meets goes 'Seven Hells, it is Ser Duncan the Tall!'?
>>217614877He literally becomes Lord Commander of Egg's Kingsguard
>>217614877Its not a trial by combat, it gets turned into a trial of 7 which opens with lances, dunk gets immediately unhorsed, but thankfully he rips aerion down and gorilla strength forces him to yield.Its not a great showing for a knight and its also immediately upstaged by baelor fucking dying.But people do know of dunk because of it, people who keep up with tourney news anyway.
>>217611220>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
>>217614908Yeah, I know that. I am asking is he famous (or infamous) whilst still going on adventures with Egg, or is he just treated as some rando hedge knight for a long-period? At what point does it become the case his reputation precedes him?
>>217614987hes not famous by the end of the third novella
>>217614987>At what point does it become the case his reputation precedes him?We don't really know because there are only three novellas (and Gurm will never write anymore) but when Egg becomes king and Dunk becomes Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, he is then famous.
>>217611035lol is that supposed to be Daemon chilling with Aegon IV
How do you try to resolve the Blackwood-Bracken conflict if you are king?
>>217615318>Resolving a conflict that ensures two houses are swinging their sword at each other and not you.I wouldn't.
>>217615318Same way Robb did: find them a common target to fight.
>>217615318If you are king, whether of the Riverlands and even more so this being the case if you are king of Westeros, I am not sure is resolving it actually benefits you. It seems like, for all the issues they may create, you gain more by being able to play them off against each other - so just keeping them week as either you direct vassals or fucking over the Tully's by fragmentating the Riverlands. As for trying to resolve the issue... Maybe force them to intermarry? Maybe just say 'We shall let the Gods decide who own the disputed territory' and just flip a coin they have to call heads or tails on. I do not see how you are going to be able to resolve it, and sure flipping a coin is a flippant approach to it though if causes such an issue for them then maybe they should have resolved it by themselves. Saying all this if there ever was say some crusade or war in Essos or some massive removing from power houses in a Westerosi region and replacing them, if both the Blackwoods and Brackens were on my side I would deliberately create cadet branches that both get given lands next to the other as a joke.
>>217615318kill them both
>>217615318If I'm king then I'm like 12% Blackwood thanks to Egg so I declare them the winners and exile the Brackens to go live with betasteel's mercs
>>217615318Tell them both they are pillars of the Riverlands. They waged war for centuries and never annihilated one another says a lot about their fortitude. The realm cannot afford 2 houses like them to destroy each other and weaken the riverlands. They don't have to like each other but respect one another.
>>217615318Thermonuclear warheads dropped via dragon
bros.......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRmz4N6ao5o
>>217615443>Maybe force them to intermarry?They have many times. There's so much Blackwood and Bracken blood in both houses.I wonder what would happen if there twin Targaryen brothers who marry a Bracken and Blackwood girl each? The brothers are inseparable and won't turn on each other. They think the Blackwoods and Brackens are both great and don't want them to kill each other. Especially the children of the twin brothers m.
>>217615318>lure away a son and a daughter from the houses to court (what an honor!)>bait the houses into fighting for real>when they are decimated marry the two hostages (eh I mean guests) and unify the houses into one>new unified house is loyal to me because I raised their leader at court
I still dont know why the fuck they dont put a melisandre cameoNot in HOTD or in Dunk. She's been around since before the Danceshe doesnt have to play a big role, just show her to have a connection to the main timeline
>>217615716The children of the twin brothers would just wind up like Bloodraven and Bittersteel, inheriting the great feud.
>>217615318kill all blackwoodspretty simple
>>217615623>Tell them both they are pillars of the Riverlands>But we're a taller pillar>no WE are the taller pillar>FUCK YOU>NO FUCK YOUanon, you have no idea how deep this conflict goes
>>217608670>>STANNIS!>>STANNIS!>>STANNIS!I just came home from work, and I came here to say this, nothing else. Godpseed anon, you're doing God's work here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv8y3zHujfMCant wait for episode 2 reaction
I guess I don’t understand why that old guy had a comically large penis
>>217616055Anon, that was comically small!
>>217616055because penis shit fart haha lol
>>217616055It makes you appreciate what kind of titan has died at the start of the show
Why did he feel the need to insult Lord Ashford before the joust started?
>>217616097He is trying to inform Prince Baelor the only way he can about the crimes of Lord Ashford.
>>217609481was i supposed to know who those people were?
>>217615318You can't They are destined to kill each other.
>>217616000No Bessie?
>>217616298I only recognize the skinny pink haired cunt, everyone else looks new
>>217616145as a showfag not really, besides lyonell baratheon and valarr targaryen
>>217616145>was i supposed to know who those people were?If it wasn't filmed at night (using shitty CGI) and the knights were dressed appropriately, you would know who they are.
>>217608844BASED
>>217617157the knights were dressed appropriately
>>217617157the costumes have all been pretty good
>>217614805that's pretty kino from their description
Only six mini episodes of dunk?Are they fucking serious?They fucking ruined GoT themselves.Dunk is the best thing since early GoT
>”the dragon never loses”>*loses* Targsissies…we got too cocky…
>>217617507its a short story anon
I don't know which baelor, which maegor these are. When does bloodraven show up?
>>217617712We are in the Targ decline era. They are just named after important historical figures of their house. If they were kings they would be Baelor II and Maegor II. Bloodraven shows up in book 3, so season 3 probably.
>>217617712bloodraven will show up in season 3 if it gets that farBaelor breakspear, the one whos half dornish
>>217617430
>>217617639They should have made it much longer.HoTD is utter fucking trash, this is return to form.
>>217617853whats wrong with it anon, go on
>>217617857>this is return to form.No, it isn't. I'm currently rewatching Got and the production values, writing and acting are leagues better than Dunk.
>>217617157>>217617183>>217617430The colors are all dull and subdued throughout the series and while admittedly a bit better than the black leather and rags of GoT and HotD, (though the peasants are still dressed that way) clothing was a way to show off you wealth and status; the brighter and more outlandish, the better.
>>217617915I know you whiny little shit.
>>217617853this is kino
>>217617889>I'm currently rewatching Got and the production values, writing and acting are leagues better than Dunk.
>>217617941
>>217617853The arm covering looks pretty insufficient and the halsberge doesn't protect the neck.
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>>217617972I always though Jon munching her box was just show bullshit but mfw it's actually in the books
>>217617882It looks like what it is: painted plastic.
>>217617994Thanks for IDing them but it just proves my point.
Does Dunk only do sword fighting or why didn't he participate in the lancing?
They dropped the ball with Dunk. A half hour episode? Really? When the series is already short as hell?
>>217617984>arm covering is insufficientLITERALLY UNWATCHABLE
>be Stannis>betray your king and rebel against the crown>do it again>abandon the gods of your fathers>beggar your "kingdom" to eastern bankers>murder your daughter>never win a land battle against a peer opponent>die, uncrowned
>>217617853shut the fuck up
The King in the North arises..
>>217618023These are supposed to be the best knights in the realm and their fighting style relies on being heavily armored. They would just get poked and bleed out. The armor doesn't protect their sensitive spots (neck, armpit, inside of elbow, groin). But okay it's just supposed to look cool I guess.
>>217618086Why would I moron, you proved my point. It looks like something you would make in your garage while you eat paste.
>>217618086what the fuck were they thinking with house fo the dragon, shit looks like something from skyrim
>>217618086it's actually crazy it took like 10 seasons of this show to get the armor close to what it's supposed to be, some of these don't even offer real protection
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>>217618185We got a Rider of Rohan over here
>>217618086what could have been
>>217618185i liked the concept but not the excecution
I'm rewatching it againit's comfy brosreally sucks it's so short though. Arlan's penis, I mean.
>>217618215if only they got the helmets write with the new costumes man
>>217618236>write*right
>>217618215Meanwhile
>>217618217For standing around the throne room it's fine but not for battle, all the more so when Westeros has full plate armor.
>>217618008Sorry the low budget show couldn't afford all metal armor
>>217618185why make it gold???
>>217618262does that nigga have a unicorn horn on his head
>>217618185This one straight up looks like it was supposed to have a halberge and they removed it because you couldn't see the dude's face. Now it looks like a "Hey, poke here!" invitation.
FIRST FOR VALARR
>>217618275What's the budget?
>>217618279White is hard to pull off you nerds need to get over it
>>217618215Had saved a couple, took me too long to find the next one
>>217618262>nails the armor>fucks up the helmetsigh
this is how kg's armour should be but white
So does Dunk get lucky jousting or does he actually know how to joust?
>>217618327you would be pretty stiff in this
>>217618374its magic
>>217618369spoilers but I dont think he even ends up jousting. well. sort of.Or maybe he did have one. I can't remember. Forget it. Yes. No. Maybe
>>217618369His horse does
they are already setting up Dunk vs Lyonel
>>217618408Gurm didn't write that far lol
>>217618327this offers even less neck protection than the kingsguard armor in dunk
>>217617853uh, you don't get to bring eggs
>>217618422all in the ead
>>217618369Ser Arlan of PennyBottom taught him everything.
>Arlan comes out of hut, looks very satisfied>takes a leak>tells Dunk to stay there>camera looks inside hut, Dunk is in the single bed, his naked bussy is in the perfect position for Arlan to slide right in>nowhere for Arlans cock to rest except against Dunks cheekscool thanks hbo
>>217618301"less than 10 mil per episode"so somewhere short of 60m for the season
>>217618327>inside of his arms unprotectedhe'd be bloody bleeding to death I say cyoar
>>217618517that wasnt Dunks ass in the hutit was a woman, you can see her in the doorway as they're leaving the homestead
>>217615882I'm sure the twin bros would prevent that from happening. They'd tell their wives sternly to cut that shit out, they're family now. The women may not like each other but the cousins are blood-related. >>217615905NTA but my mom is Presbyterian from County Down and my dad is Catholic from Donegal. Her father disowned her and her brothers threatened to kill him. I've never met them to this day. There's douchebags I hate in my personal life but I can't understand obsessing over them. Just let it go. Ever see The Duellists? It's my favorite Ridley Scott movie and that aborted duel in Russia and the peace offering that D'Hubert tried to give pissed the fuck out of me. Anyhow if I were a Targ king, I'd tell them the Riverlands is the buttmonkey of Westeros when armies invade it so the more the Brackens and Blackwoods fight, the more they weaken their lands. Just stay away from each other and live in peace.
>>217618741dudethe entire point of Blackwood-Bracken conflict is that they do it for the love of the game.They're so interbred with eachother it might as well be a single family. If they no longer fought eachother it wouldnt be them anymore
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>>217618711You're right. Thank you.
>>217616000imagine ICE busting in the bar in the middle of a watch session and beating them all to a bloody pulp
does anyone have a download link to episode 2 that wouldn't be a torrent
>>217619382Just learn how to torrent (download a program and open the torrent with it) it'll improve your QOL so much. There's a reason we do it
>>217617994That was fast. I love /got/.
