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Chaos Edition
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Cute and canon!
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>>217618799
What was his plan again?
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>>217618891
crashing westeros economy
establishing city of king's landing
ruling the realm through monetary policy through a devolved parliamentary monarchy
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33:14? Fucking half arsed lazy cunts
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>>217618925
Daemon was too good and honorable to sound like Trump lol
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>>217618925
based
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>>217618930
bit antisemitic
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>first episode starts with shitting
>second episode starts with pissing
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>>217619086
cumming next
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>>217619086
Third episode will start with transitioning.
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Epsiode 6 starts with a gaped bleeding pussy
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does anyone have a download link to episode 2 that wouldn't be a torrent ?
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miss the big man
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>>217619313
His name is Aerion.
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>>217619409
>commits treason
Very cool.
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>>217619578
How is it treason?
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>>217619562
Ayooooo lmao
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>>217619409
>ratcatchers?
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will kaleesi be in season 1?
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I think writerfaggots and investorfaggots just really miss out on how watchable and comfy a slice of life show in an established universe is.
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The mass jousting scene is stupid and completely undermines the climax of the story
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>>217619752
It's meant to be mass jousting because it's not by 1v1s like the jousting is in the other shows, they faield to explain the concept of the defenders and challengers and the jousting rules in ashford
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Name your other six /dunk/
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>>217619776
damn if only they had some time they could spare on these things
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>>217619792
It's almost impressive that this art is considered good enough for employment.
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>>217619795
sorry it had to be filled in with madeup scenes
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>>217619776
In the book the prior jousts are normal 1 vs 1 as makes sense thereby making the eventual 7 vs 7 climax actually, you know, climatic. The idea of competing squires running across one another and grabbing arms from shared racks is stupid, as is knight's stealing anothers horse or getting trampled in the neighbouring list.
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>>217619792
19 good men
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>>217619829
No I dont mean the trial of the seven, I mean the defenders of the lady or whatever and the challengers before the final showdown, its set up so that theres a bunch of guys as champions and then the challengers fight over the spot of champion then get challenged themselves
I'm not sure if it's specified whether it's all happening at once as in the show or if they take turns in jousts, but instead of having a normal jousting list with a bracket or whatever, it's this champions and challengers setup
the jousting scene was whatever anyway
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>>217619829
>In the book the prior jousts are normal 1 vs 1
No.
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Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know
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>>217619893
Can't believe they changed his name to Goon Boy in the adaptation
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>>217619902
It's better than Coomer Cuntface which was one of GRRMs producer noters.
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>>217620001
This was debunked.
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>>217619965
Based Egg hating bl*ckfyre shits.
Usurpers the lot of them.
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>>217619873
The opening ceremonies in the novella conclude with five simultaneous jousts, just as the show does. The narration even points out that all ten lances breaking in the first charge is considered a good omen. The rest of the jousts are in a more traditional 1v1 format, with an individual challenger choosing one of the five reigning champions to take on.
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>>217619792
i call Jaime Lannister, Barristan Selmy, Arthur Dayne, Daemon Blackfyre, Aemon the DragonKnight to defend me
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>>217619792
>Jaime
>Loras
>The Viper
>The Hound
>Bronn
>that knight from the Vale with the Valyrian steel sword that fucks little boys
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>>217618925
wait when did he post this?
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>>217618891
whores and such
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>>217620087
The one thing that annoys me about ASOIAF is how implausibly young all the characters are.

Bloody Ben is 13 years old at the Muddy Mess. Have you ever met a 13 year old and talked to them for more than five minutes? They are idiots. And we're supposed to believe they can inspire the confidence of grown soldiers.

Robb Stark is 16 when the lords name him King in the North. You expect me to believe a 16 year old can lead an army?
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>>217620103
Well we've only had the opening ceremony.
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>>217619792
if it's just housting then 6 rhaegars
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>>217620177
>what are hierarchical figureheads?
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>>217620177
Alexander took over macedon as king at 16
Augustus took over Rome at 19
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>>217618891
>fly under the radar, nobody in Westeros believes that a man with minor lands and no armies can be a threat
>accumulate massive economic power
>acquire daughter/wife
Everything else is improv. Chaosh, etc etc
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>>217620253
he wanted a daughterwife
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>>217620260
"don't we all"
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>>217618891
caosh ish a ladda
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>>217619578
The law of Westeros says the son inherits before the daughter, and Jahaerys’ Great Council codified this. Aegon was the legal heir, there’s no way around it. Viserys should have put absolute primogeniture in law if he wanted her to inherit, or at least marry her to Aegon so she could rule through her husband.
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>>217620317
>The law of Westeros says the son inherits before the daughter, and Jahaerys’ Great Council codified this
lol, lmao even
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>>217620317
>here's where its ok for me to disobey the king
Nice try traitor.
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>>217620344
>Valyrian fatigue
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>>217620105
>Arthur Dayne
>Most famous duel is the Smiling Knight, fights him for so long that the knight’s sword is unusable due to notches
>Said knight described as “the Mountain of my boyhood, half as large and twice as mad”
>The Mountain is about eight feet tall
>Ergo, Arthur Dayne struggled against a four foot tall manlet
Fraud
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>>217620358
rhaenyra has FAS?
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>>217620239
Alexander was twenty when he became king, not sixteen. His rise wasn’t that surprising, since he was the crown prince anyway.
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>>217620355
>chase me, chase me!
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>>217620378
If the Great Council’s decision doesn’t apply, then Viserys wasn’t the rightful king and Rhaenyra can’t inherit anything. Good job denying your own legitimacy, Vizzy.
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>>217620139
Kek
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>>217620124
the date is right there stupid
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>>217620277
hmm yes but I want mine to be an IMOUTO bunnygirl sisterdaughterwife and she has to have pretty light eyes and hair and clear pale skin also
so we are not the same
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>>217619810
Individual comic book panels aren't meant to be perfect, they have to do an entire issue under a deadline. It's not like a cover where it's painted separately.
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>>217620504
Jaehaerys failed the realm indeed.
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>>217618925
>Daemon W Blackfyre
heh
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Why did they make Dunk even dumber? In the short story he told Maegar the river probably delayed them, not "I hope they're not found dead." And the puppets line was supposed to be his adorably lame retreat, not a save by Egg. Same with last episode giving the shooting star line to Egg.

And why so much swearing? There is virtually no bad language in The Hedge Knight.
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>>217619205
sharakosisters we are SOOO BACK
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>>217620677
I'm not expecting a Bisley cover, but that art is pedestrian at best. This isn't a weekly comic where you don't have the story until the writer hands it to you. The artist would have more than enough time to draw something with more detail than that.
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>>217620732
desu i like the change of both Dunk & Egg seeing the shooting star.
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>>217618799
>NO STEP-SER WHAT ARE YE DOING
>THIS DON'T SEEM VERY CHIVALROUS TO ME
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Why was the dwarf such a jerk? First of all, the Targ banners weren't even out of the forest when Dunk asked the question. Second, that doesn't even answer who's showing up, since there's like a dozen Targs alive right now.
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>>217620863
>Why was the dwarf such a jerk?
You have to imagine how he saw Dunk, from his POV.
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>>217620801
>stop raping Ser!
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>>217620863
The Targaryens dont just show up randomly unannounced, its likely been known to everyone at the tourney exactly who was coming from the royal family so Dunk looks like a fucking idiot not knowing. A big royal entrance like that could literally only mean the royal family has arrived.
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>>217620355
This version works better.
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So it appears a white man is the main writer of the show with some DEIs to tick the boxes. The DEI of the last episode killed herself in 2024.
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>>217620732
because it's slop
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>>217620801
DELET
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>>217620355
>>217620937
Was she mad because he wasn't trying to hit on her? The direction is kind of awkward.
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>>217620732
>And why so much swearing?
Reddit millennial fucking manchildren think that pointless fucking swearing makes them fucking cool & fucking edgy.
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>>217621086
Just being a highborn brat
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>>217621086
She's a 13yr old little cunt who is in dire need of a good clout around the ear.
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>>217620732
The answer for all these questions is "comedy"
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>>217621103
Actress is 15 going on 16.

Her birthday is tomorrow actually.
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was Jaeharys II deleted from the showverse just to age everyone up? lol
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>>217621091
>Reddit millennial fucking manchildren think that pointless fucking swearing makes them fucking cool & fucking edgy.
Who wants to tell him?
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Has HotDicks been cancelled yet?
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>>217619792
Why didn't the retard just order his cousin to be flogged for starting shit and dishonoring the house?
The fact that he lacked the spine to show any authority makes me think he would have been a terrible king.
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>>217621362
Because Tanselle was spreading treason and the Prince had every right to punish her.
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>>217620355
Genuinely what the fuck was the point of this scene?
I don't understand it at all. It's completely random and nonsensical.
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>>217620863
manlet rage innit
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>>217621362
>flog the blood of the dragon
irl there were whipping boys for a reason, you don't beat royalty
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What's your favorite type of bar to watch Dunk at?
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>>217621505
WHERE IS SHE???
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>>217621435
It was to introduce Lady Gwinn Ashford as a character. She's going to be in more episodes based on the trailers.
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>>217621516
>Spoiler alert: he hadn't
Isn't she a monsterous whale now?
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Egg reveal at the end of episode three? The episode's name is "The Squire" so I'm guessing yes.
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>>217621516
Weirdly wholesome on her part. Thank you for showing me this.
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Big white cock
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>>217621536
>Lady Gwinn Ashford as a character.
She has nothing to do. There's barely enough content for 30min episodes, if they're adding their own shite they can kindly fuck off.
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>>217621551
That would make sense what possible evolution would a woman undergo from that stage
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>>217621579
In universe, the tourney is being held to celebrate her 13th nameday.
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>>217621086
Maybe she was flirting with him, though, unless she is a massive slut, that is just going to be her wanting attention or trying to make him flustered for her amusement. It could just be that is her style and attempt at banter with him. She could be morbid, wanting to talk about dead princes and war. Regardless, her rection is in response to how gormlessly Dunk looks at her; he is not meaningfully engaging with her in any way, and it is not even as if Dunk is ignoring her with assured indifference.
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>>217620732
>. Same with last episode giving the shooting star line to Egg.
i guess it builds up their chemi a bit more in the allotted scenes, this was a very comfy scene
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>>217621593
It's purely perfunctory.
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Does Dunk know how to read and/or write?
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>>217621687
He can't. Comes up in the next book.
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>>217620801
Me on the right
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>watching with my black family
>arlan cock scene happens
>sister and mom squirm restlessly in their seat
>dad says “damn I wouldn’t mind suckin on one those!”
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>>217621797
>HOTD
yawn old news
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>>217621759
Bran: O.O
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>>217621778
Why would you buy a whole family? That's just gonna cause problems. You really are gonna want to separate them from their kin.
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>>217621797
According to the leaks, we might get a scene between Rhaenyra and Helaena in season 3. That could be interesting I guess?

And we will still go almost the entire show without Rhaenyra and Aegon talking to each other.
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>>217621797
A TOAST! TO THE BROTHEL QUEENS!
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First episode: ASS
Second episode: DICK
Third episode:?
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>>217621875
dick in ass
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>>217621840
>haelaena my sweet sister, I’m sorry my nuncle husband decapitated your son, the gods have made it so us women must suffer the fury of these men who only want war. Come with me, you will be safe in my household
>I am sorry sister…but I must play my part in this story…my role is clear…khaleesi….avenge us….
>*jumps onto spikes*
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wasn't even that big
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>>217621895
BRAVO HESS
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>half an hour
>still boring
What did the showrunners mean by this?
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>>217621923
>we want the pluribus audience
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>>217621875
Futa.
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>>217621875
Bessie's big tits
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>>217621882
Arlan dick in Dunk ass ?
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Why the fuck are the episodes only 30 minutes long
HBO is just getting lazy with the more immigrants and women they hire
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>>217621875
vomit
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>>217618950
Same shows are too long. I watched stranger things with my gf and i was complaining because the last episode was like 2hours long. But 30mins is ridiculous
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>>217622038
Next episode is Egg reveal. There are three more episodes of this. That's an hour and a half for what? The final tourney...
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>>217622135
In theory this should be one of HBO's prestige shows, you'd think that would demand an hour. But you can't chop the story into 6 hours otherwise you get the Hobbit problem. Really should have just been a TV movie.
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>>217621362
Vaguely remembering the story now but can't remember how Dunks involved
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>>217621362
The right move would have been to kill both Dunk and the gypsy woman. You can't have low born randos injure the royal family. Afterwards he could have given the princeling a slap on the wrist.
He can't flog him because that would cause a rift with the Targ line of his brother, who is already not that happy with playing second fiddle.
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The house of the dragons should have been a fake historical documentary set in modern day Westeros. Like when amc did that fake american greed documentary on Saul Goodman. Hire a bunch of actors to pretend to be anthropologists and historians, debating the different sources, with low budget dramatic reenacting of the various events of the dance
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>>217622249
Too daring, where are muh dragons????
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>>217621859
>Paddy got to film a sex scene with this
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Budget cuts they can't afford dragons anymore
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>>217622243
I guess commoners can be killed out of hand but Dunk is a knight... allegedly.
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What was his fucking problem?
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>>217621859
Sexo
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>>217622348
I didn't realize he was in the new 28 Years Later movie
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>>217622328
the lack of flinching really harms it
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>>217622337
If it had worked none of you would be laughing.
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>>217622337
>Called "Brightflame"
>flames brightly
Bravo George
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>>217618799
drunken egg is the comfiest shit hbo has put out in years
fight me.
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>>217621875
AND WHO ARE YOU
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>>217622777
They've put out nothing but shite for the past few years.
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The pull rope sequence was wholesome
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>>217622804
Wow. Nothing but utter contempt for the audience.
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>>217622337
>>217622573
Reminder that the maesters poisoned Aerion's wildfire
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>>217622804
Caspere knew this
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>>217622337
Who is the smug cunt?
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>>217619205
Don't tell me it's that philosophy fag?
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>>217622849
>Prince Aerion Targaryen, also known as Aerion the Monstrous, or Aerion Brightflame as he liked to call himself, was the second son of King Maekar I Targaryen.

>Aerion was married to his cousin, Daenora Targaryen.[8] Together, they had one child, a son ominously named Maegor, born in 232 AC.[6] The same year as his son's birth, Aerion died screaming after drinking a cup of wildfire, believing it would transform him into a dragon.
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>>217622894
I mean the smug fat bastard behind him.
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>>217622894
What a poor casting choice
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>>217622894
>drinking a cup of wildfire, believing it would transform him into a dragon
It is pretty odd.
It's not like there are stories of that working in the past. Wildfire isn't even really dragon related.
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>>217622977
Targs are well noted for their intelligence and rational thinking.
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>>217622894
>problem solves itself
wow
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>>217622942
But if they were to make a Billy Idol biopic...
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>>217622977
>Wildfire isn't even really dragon related.
it's made via fire magic just like dragons are
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>>217622804
I liked succession a lot. When i looked at its viewing figures it has lower viewing figures than lovecraft country, which is crazy.
Apparently lovecraft country got cancelled because the woman who "created" it was so awful to everyone
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>>217623015
Dragons are made via dark blood magic rituals that create chimeras of firewyrms, wyverns and humans.
That's like saying light bulbs and computers are both made with electricity.
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>>217623078
Heresy
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>>217620355
>haha yes, everyone knows he's stupid because he doesn't quip back instantly
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>>217621797
Are they going to adapt the Brothel Queens?
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>>217623078
>Dragons are made via dark blood magic rituals that create chimeras of firewyrms, wyverns and humans.
head canon
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>>217623400
A correct head canon
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>>217618814
>Rhaenyra cucks the throne by trying to present bastards as trueborn heirs
>Rhaenyra gets groomed by her uncle for sex even though the king forbid their union

starting to see why non-women/non-poc people can't stand rhaenyra
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>>217620317
Look, just because Aegon I inherited before his elder sister and Aegon III and Viserys II confirmed son > daughter doesn't mean anything

It was HER turn
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>>217620355
>>217620937

BRAT ToT
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>>217623464
Essos hacked the inheritance!
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>>217621859
'nyra got mogged hard lol
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>>217622894
Do we get to see that in Dunk?
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>>217622804
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>>217622337
he was a (((targ)))
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>>217620355
If Lord Ashford was able to fuck a hot enough woman to make a cute girl then why does he fuck his sheep?
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>>217623557
He’s a New Zealander or a Welshman.
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>>217623557
The Welsh created Catherine Zeta Jones but still partake is shussy
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>>217623557
I bet you believe that Jacaerys Velaryon is the son of Laenor.
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>>217623557
You are acting like it has to be one or the other.
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>>217622894
Targs really are all a bunch of inbred fucking retards. Even Egg can’t escape stupid fucking ideas to bring dragons back.
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>>217620177
>You expect me to believe a 16 year old can lead an army?


He couldn't and they turned on him, half because he's a fucking retard and half because his mother was the biggest retard in the realm

That was the whole point of the robb story
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>anti-targaryen conspiracies
Is Raymun Fossoway /ourguy/?
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What egg-related nickname would you give him?
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>>217623772
aegon
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>>217623772
I can tell that creepy jew showrunner already got to this cunt
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>>217620355
>>217620937
grok, you know what to do
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>>217622894
Beyond Harry Lloyd as Viserys in GOT, none o the actors for Targaryen men seem like they have whatever quality it is that Targaryens seem like they should have.
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>>217623754
He’s so based. And so is his grandson Derrick “the bad apple”
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>>217623815
The Targaryens are just regular people who get mythologised into something larger than life because of the society they live in
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>>217623788
how do you pronounce Aegon?
>Ay-Gone
>Ay-Gin
>Egg-on
>Egg-in
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>>217623861
>>Ay-Gone
I would go with that, and if not that then
>>Egg-on
would be my second choice.
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Why is he so cute bros?
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>>217623861
all have been said
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>>217623845
The Targs really are inhumanly beautiful, it's not just propaganda aimed at peasants
all the people who saw them in the novels and novellas bear testimony to that
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do people like this franchise again?
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>>217608835
Except we wont be seeing it until GRRM release all the books! Varys' motivation and goals would be shown. Fucking GRRM. tv got is now canon ending. Emperor Bran the cripple.
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>>217623845
>platinum hair
>purple eyes
>regular people
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>>217624094
It does not seem that this show has got all that much engagement. As for people that like this show then I would not necessarily say that represents a upswing in liking the broader franchise; it seems a lot of departmentalising for the different shows happens rather than viewing them all holistically as a single franchise.
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>>217623332
Dunk made sense on his silence there. He was being discreet. Like wtf is she expecting? a conversation in front of the princes talking about missing descendants? And where the fuck are the kingsguard? I know one is finding hay to shit on but dunk could be an assassin lmao. DND writing!
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GRRM will die of obesity this. It happens often when men of a certain age lose weight.
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>>217619810
They should hire korean artists than that slop.
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>>217622182
Dunk being a simp. He wouldn't have known if egg never reported it but it was Aeron doing it and egg had a grudge for nearly turning him into a trans.
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>>217618891
This was the most rushed, asspull swerve death in the series.

>hue hue I R manipulate stupid sisters against each other
>oh nooo! Raven Man used his super powers off screen to show the Stark sisters all of my machiavellian schemes of the last 8 seasons!
>ACK! I have been justly slain by teh girl boss! The last thing I see in this world is her smirking face...if only I had treated women better.
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>>217621759
Sansa... the rape, Sansa... the rape... Sansa, the rape...
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>>217621797
cute jump
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>>217620753
>The artist would have more than enough time to draw something with more detail than that.
That was made in 2005 before George made the big time and before anyone would've expected a large enough return to invest more into the book's art.

Its fine.
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What's with house Ashford and sheeps?
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>>217621927
What are their audience? I fucking dropped that after episode 2.
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>>217622977
he presumably had a dragon dream about it, showing a dragon being born amidst bright green flames
and the reality is the dream was about rhaegar being born at summerhall
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>>217621859
Literally who?
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>>217620177
Checked but
>comparing 13 years old now to 13 years old ages ago
Kys.
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>>217623772
Eggnog
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>>217624486
I5's DND writing. Sadly it's now canon since GRRM will die or become senile first before even finishing the books.
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>>217625406
our queen
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>>217625519
>or become senile first
Imagine in a decade or so early stage alzheimers GURM rocking back and forth during interviews pleading that he has done “1,100 manuscript pages” and that “it’s a big mother of a book”
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>>217624011
Checked
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>>217623772
Egg Foo Young, until his sixteenth name day at which point he would be dubbed Egg Foo Mature. Sadly he does not live long enough to become Egg Foo Old
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>>217625559
This girl was so good. Beautiful and acted well.
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>>217625559
Alicent? If not still literally who. I never watched s2 of that slop.
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I like how Maekar laughs when Dunk claims that Ser Arlan broke seven lances against Baerlor and how he groans when Dunk starts sucking off Baelor. Poor nigga has spent his entire life dealing with being in the shadow of his gigachad older brother
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>>217625754
This seen every now and again enters my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQMODyHiGBA
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>>217623772
Christopher Eggleston
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>you're just right for...
What did he mean by this?
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>>217626381
just right for me
he fancies her and wants to do her up the ass
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>>217625559
Queen of love and breeding
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Member Araya and Tywin
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I want tall women
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>>217626500
Does being poor make you physically incapable of saying the word "my"?
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>>217618891
dumbest death in the series.
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A knight of the seven kingdoms being a snarky reddit comedy is the cherry on top of the pile of shit that is recent entertainment.

No chuddy you aren’t allowed any escapism just constant goyslop made by your replacements who hate you dumb cracker
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>>217623790
Stop raping ser
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>>217626202
Yeah, great scene. It wouldn't have been out of place in the first couple seasons of GoT.
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>>217627092
That's a very ironphobe thing to say! Our ironborn brothers enrich our communities and we need more of them to make the economy grow.
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been watching Dunk and liking it, is house of dragons worth a watch? is it it just the shitposting that makes it good
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>>217627535
>is house of dragons worth a watch?
Only season 1.
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>>217627535
>is house of dragons worth a watch?
Depends. Do you like gay baiting?
>is it it just the shitposting that makes it good
The shitposting makes it tolerable when watching it as it airs.
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tell me about egg, why is he bald
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was the second ep any better than the first?
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>>217627712
what didn't you like about the first?
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>>217627718
i didnt say i didnt like it. it was just kinda mid at best
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>>217625754
Big part of why only S1 is worth watching.
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>>217626381
He meant she's perfect for picking cotton.
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>>217627712
yeah, specially the second half
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So why exactly do the Watch and Wildlings fight each other?
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>>217627640
some say cancer
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>>217627914
cause the wildlings go on raids south of the wall raping and pillaging. the watch is obviously meant to repel such attacks
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So how did the son of a crabber become a kingsguard?
How did his family come to be crabbers?
I'm guessing its something like "well we were the best"
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>>217627640
no one cared who he was when he had hair
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>>217628195
do you want eggs answer or dunks? cause grrm gives us two ways to look at it

the answers are
>by being rich
and
>by being crabbers
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What is the most looked forward to fight in the entire A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? We got the Cargyll Bowl vs Clegane Bowl (part 1 & 2) in HOTD and GOT.
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>>217628334
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>All of them. Even the women. *dies*
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Brown benis
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>>217628438
>>All of them. Even the women. *dies*
what did he mean by this
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>>217620123
lin corbray
back in the day he would be talked about a lot on westeros.org lol
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LORD ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP
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Are Targs actually fireproof or was Dany just channeling some magic shit at Drogo's pyre?
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>>217628642
Of course dragons are fireproof! Watch me drink a cup of wildf... AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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>>217623772
Ivo Robotnik
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>>217628642
They have a varying resistance to heat. For example Daeny already shows a greater tolerance to heat before the pyre event. But they generally aren't fireproof. Quite a few Targs die to fire.
The pyre event was definitely magical and not a normal Targ ability.
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>>217628642
they seem to have *some* increased tolerance, but if you set them on fire they die just the same as any man.
Her surviving the funeral pyre was blood magic powered by the lives lost, and probably also the successful hatching.
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>>217619086
gotta have puking too
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>>217628642
if Targs and Valyrians were fireproof then why have so many of them died from dragonfire anon
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>>217628625
BASED SER ANON BASED
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>>217628594
>he meant just Daemon right?
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egg's actor is doing a good job
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baelor's actor is doing a good job
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We're in the endgame now. Just a few more episodes until the epic season climax.
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it should have been a 3 hour movie
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no spoils please but i'm expecting a death, i know it's not dunk but i'm just hoping it's not egg or the prince baelor or lyonnel, i like them
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>>217626381
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>>217626513
>when women complain about being too tall
>woman is 5'10"
shut the fuck up
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>>217629162
400 years of Velaryon and stark breeding.
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We know it’s cute, but is it canon?
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>>217627640
He's varys.
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>>217629038
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>>217629038
this is lighter tone than got/hotd, why are you expecting anybody to die
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>>217627914
How did the wildings survive the north without farming? Fishing, foraging, and hunting won't support their pop.
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>>217629264
I used to have at least some faith in the intelligence of the average person. Then I got a new job and one of the duties was monitoring the general “contact us” email on our website. Between the bots and the scammers, we would get the odd human. And I’d know they were a human because they write some of the most incomprehensible drivel you’ve ever seen. Misspellings, awful grammar, not actually asking a question…

I no longer have faith in the intelligence of the average human.
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>>217629264
Does that mean Dunk is gonna grow up to be the Mountain 0_o
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>>217629283
>why are you expecting anybody to die

someone always dies and because of this guy >>217629280
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>>217628753
>>217628753
Doesn't she dracarys herself numerous times without dying from the fire? The blood magic wasn't the reason she had max fire resistance. She was born with it.
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>>217629352
>Doesn't she dracarys herself numerous times without dying from the fire?
No?
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>>217629313
Did someone ask how to get prefnant?
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>>217628584
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>>217629348
I’m just playing with you anon, nobody dies.
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>A knight who remembered his vows.
I swear to god if they don't put this line somewhere in the show
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>>217624011

He should have keep that hair style for the tv show, the one he's got now is straight out of Three Stooges.
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>>217629162
Your grandpa opened the borders to the Dornish, egg
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>>217629645
they're going to, and they're going to make more of the smallfolk gathering around him
him being blessed by the seven
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>>217620177
>NEET zoomers without a drivers license can't conceive of someone being competent.

Back in day, young people took an active part of society, even little kids worked around the house and a noble's son was an integral part of the family business, which was the family.
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>>217620177
Sis your Baldwin IV?

There's also plenty of anecdotes about various non-leader geniuses/proteges running laps around the seniors of their fields at incredibly young ages.
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>>217629641
ok im believing you guys even tho i'm sure soemone will
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>>217630097
its not that kinda story, you'll see
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Start a new thread before I piss meself.
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>>217630386
>>217630408
>>217630408
>>217630408
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>>217629313
you think the average human uses the "contact us" email at your company? i would worry about your own intelligence for starters
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>>217622328
is this real or skit?



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